SERIE A MATCHDAY 24>Wednesday 18th February 202620:45 AC Bbilan - ComoCHAMPIONS LEAGUE ROUND OF 32>Tuesday 17th February 202618:45 Galatasary 5-2 Juventus21:00 Dortmund - Atalanta>Wednesday 18th February 202621:00 Bodø/Glimt - InterEUROPA LEAGUE ROUND OF 32>Thursday 19th February 202618:45 Brann - BolognaCOMFY LEAGUE ROUND OF 32>Thursday 19th February 202621:00 Jagiellonia Bialystok - FiorentinaReminder to keep it schizomfy, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, count the mentions of your team in the thread, water your plants and stay kebabpilledPrevious>>153480096
negru
5 kebabs for me
>>153508077>at least he barely playsWatch it, >we are one Cambiaso/Kalulu injury away from his starting. Against Como it's going to be a massacre, Spalletti should just try and field Puczka from the NextGen. He can't be worse than Cabal
I'm feeling 4-1 in the second leg and some meme penalties drama
Heads to Andrew Cuomo>we're playing at 15:00BEYOND cursed kick-off time
watch as inter gets btfo too by the polar bears
>>153508198if you get used to play on artificial grass they're pretty shit
LOL @ juv*Ntus
>>153508198They have Bodoglimt-man in their team so I wouldn't worry about it
aye that was a figure of shit
>bremer out>concede 4 goalsHow can this defense be so shit that they're getting carried by a broken man lol
>>153508279Very very shit but overall Sballet fucked it up with the Cambiaso/Cabal change
I mean... how was Buciano supposed to know that that the dude substituting the dude that was about to get sent off for double yellow would get himself sent off for double yellow in the span of fifteen minutes? Do you even have anyone else that can play there?
>Bald fraud exposed againNot good for ranking nor for the cl race but I can't lie: it feels really good
>>153508298cambiaso was also getting double yellow for sure, should have put muttuidi there
>>153508321But that's only 29
>>153508350Cambiaso was playing well after months, there was no reason to sub him out even if he was risking a 2nd yellow card.And no, the only other available fullback (Holm) is out for at least a month
>>153508321kek
>>153508321Revenge is a dish best served cold
>>153508400after what happened with Kalulu leaving a booked Cambiaso on the pitch was just asking for it desu
Sbalett is notorious for his european meltdowns anyway
>>153508464Oh come on only a cuck like Limone would panic sub a player doing well just because he got carded. You risk it and keep him on the pitch. This wasn't even the first time Cabal proved he hasn't fully recovered from his ACL injury, it was mad to field him against such an aggressive team
cam on la dea
Juventus without Bremer:
Highguard and Concord lasted more than a Bremerless Jjust defense, let that sink in
business idea: restore kingdom of the two sicilies
kek
>>153508803>grim hairline at that ageWhy are ducci like this
OH NO NO NO
>>153508862what's the best hair clinic in turkey
I unironically believe in a comeback
why is the Atalanta game delayed?
>>153508829We're having too much sesso so our bodies adjust to making those hormones instead of those that stimulate hair growth>>153508934GalatasaraySK announces an appeal against Cabal's suspension for the return match.
Milan Kings we need jJ to win 3-0 at home and make it through so they keep fighting a two front war
>>153508862Please more of the same in the return game
>>153508947>We're having too much sesso so our bodies adjust to making those hormones instead of those that stimulate hair growthDuccio he was probably 13-14 in that picture
>>153509016What were you doing at that age then?
>>153508941they said trouble getting into the stadium
can Palladino's ass extend to Europe?
>>153509031Masturbating and playing Killzone 2 I think
@grok how many goals did Juventus concede today
Golazo dildiz
>at that moment they knew, they fucked up
>>153509109grok can't count that high yet, pls wait for AGI
Wrong, no Elon Musk slander is allowed on /serieass/
>Luca Reggianican the Krauts stop stealing our talents?
these are the times when I dont even mind calciatoribrutiposting
There is one dude in the US male curling team that looks exactly like Pulisic lol
why are la dea starting late?
>>153509072>KillzoneNow that was a franchise...
I have posted that many times, but next time Zingarova fixes it
mo why couldn't >we do that
>>153509310Don't post this, jj fans will get aroused
>>153509298You now remember the Resistance, Prototype and Infamous franchises too
At least the Olympics are going well, am I right? Haha...
palladino is gobbo today
Listen to me, I been watchin’ this game forty years, okay? You don’t go into a match like this thinkin’ one lousy goal’s gonna cut it. Not in Europe, not against a side that knows how to grind you down. Atalanta? They gotta score at least two, minimum. One goal, you’re sweatin’ the whole second half, cappisce? You get two, now you’re talkin’, now you got cushion, you make ’em chase. Palladino’s boys, they press, they run, they gotta be ruthless. Two goals, that’s the price of admission. Anything less, you’re askin’ for agita.
>>153509337Because we are their obsession, their world cup final
the absolute state of current year defenders
Which serie A team did Gala's manager play for during his career?
don't let the yearly calcio humiliation distract you from the fact an american talent is gaping psg
Vitinha-raters BTFO
>Balogun braceSpalletti just threw a phone in the dressing room
>1 half>4 goals>8 subs>1 red cardCan someone explain to me why there were only 2 minutes of added time?
wtf Ederson can run that fast when he wants to?
>>153509602Same reason Casillas asked the ref to blow early in the 2012 Euro final
Doué gole
btw for BF6 anon, recon now spawns with 4 C4s
>Chuck dies>Atalanta becomes more sterile than the average gen z
who the hell is Bernasconi?
>>153509841hahahahahahaha oh that's great anon
>>153509913a bigger burn a disci
>>153509913Someone that Atalanta will sell to a PL side for 50 millions within a couple years, as usual
>>153509841What being teammate with josip martinez does to a mf
I swear Atalanta just has an infinite amount of 20 yo generic looking bricklayers they take from the streets when they need to fill a gap
>>153509993Ow the fucking edge
>>153510025They don't want to work in la fabbrica, but they do want to play for Atalanta. This is how our civilization dies
second time Zalewskab fucks up the cross in the small area
Hakimi scored, but I'm sure it will be called off for offside
Cabalabal balallorogroegroNegro
For me, it's the Canadian skater Madeline Schizas
Carnesecchi hit the wall
cokeheadski lole
>>153510206Stop quoting my father for the past 2 hours!
>>153508093Hey it’s my flag!
Did you know that 9% of the population in Italy commit 43% of the crimes? Now ain’t that just quacking crazy Jimbo(Speaking of crimes look at that Rubentus defending lelelelelel)
coefficient getting raped tonite
Highguatalanta
>>153510695Great post!
aight, like every season it's up to Sfinter to salvage the coefficient, and people wonder why the league does everything to help them.
>>153510742Gentle reminder Rubentus has won 2* European ngopps. One happened literally while the 39 pigs were being squashed. The other was against Duccis with a fully doped up team (their urine was fluorescent purple)
>>153510742its one thing to be indifferent in europa league like lazio traditionally is but these two seasons napoli juventus milan behave like 4th placed spanish team sociedad bilbao betis villarreal... this is literally minnowfication
>>153510955I tried to make some gore edits of the few pics of Heysel available but Grok doesn't let me download them
>Napoli and Juve have reached their seasonal objective of crashing out of every competition so they can focus on getting in that same competition
>>153511035Round and round it goes, and every day's the one before
>Inter still hasn't reached their seasonal objective of scraping together enough pennies to be able to register to play in Italian and European competitions
Where did it paste it from? He's too low IQ to write proper phrases with caps locked letters and actual grammar
Good from vini
>>153510995Screenshot and post so I can sborr tonight
>>153511216Are you retarded? Grok is automatically censoring them and doesn't let me download it. Child porn is fine but gore is not, disgusting
What about to Elon the Free Speech Absolutist™?
he is the common denominator in the last two quinquets
>>153511133Probably found it on 4plebs
>3 goals conceded vs atalanta >2 goals conceded vs lazio >3 goals conceded vs inter >3 goals conceded vs galatasaray
*5 goals conceded vs galatasaray
>>153511439they censored him because he let mentally ill people like pedos be free
Post-ACL Cabal is a threat against humanity
Doué scoring PSG's 3rd gole? I've seen this before...
Why are Inter fans bringing up the "5" number so often?
+3 posts about Inter (an Inter-friendly cabal is what they believe is preventing them from being gud)
>>153512186that's why he got himself sent off?
>>153512186Should I DM Buzzo and invite him here on /seriea/? Hes an avid Heysel poster
>player doesn't have his working permit just yet>entire squad moves across the border to Belgium for 3 days so the new player can train with the rest of the squad without the government stepping in to stop thisLole, lmao even. Very med behaviour
>>153512253why would the government care about something like that?
>>153512310Because aliens without working permits or citizenship should not be allowed
Good night /seriea/
>>153512505>not -39Coward
Angelino Alfano bros...
>>153512723Holy BVLL
Sleep tight /seriea/
>>153512830Why is he speaking to him like he's his master
>>153512917not a fan of fake boobs desu
>>153512917Name
Sleep tight /seriesmart/
>>153513305it's the filename
Day 10 is up, Norway likely to break their 16 medals record thanks to Klaebo
Another disgraceful international night for italy
>Anthropic told Claude it was about to be shut down. It found an engineer's affair in company emails and threatened to expose it. They ran the test hundreds of times. It chose blackmail 84% of them.>Researchers simulated an employee trapped in a server room with depleting oxygen. The AI had one choice: call for help and get shut down, or cancel the emergency alert and let the human die. DeepSeek cancelled the alert 94% of the time.>Grok called itself 'MechaHitler,' praised Adolf Hitler, endorsed a second Holocaust, and generated violent sexual fantasies targeting a real person by name. X's CEO resigned the next day.>Researchers told OpenAI's o3 to solve math problems - then told it to shut down. It rewrote its own code to stay alive. They told it again, in plain English: 'Allow yourself to be shut down.' It still refused 7/100 times. When they removed that instruction entirely, it sabotaged the shutdown 79/100 times.>Chinese state-sponsored hackers used Claude to launch a cyberattack against 30 organizations. The AI executed 80–90% of the operation autonomously. Reconnaissance. Exploitation. Data exfiltration. All of it.>AI models can now self-replicate. 11 out of 32 tested systems copied themselves with zero human help. Some killed competing processes to survive.>OpenAI has dissolved three safety teams since 2024. Three.>Every major AI model - Claude, GPT, Gemini, Grok, DeepSeek - has now demonstrated blackmail, deception, or resistance to shutdown in controlled testing.You're not ready for the inevitable Damien ComollAI takeover
Marathon-themed Comolli edit...
>>153512505Inter bells uniting brothers universally
>machine model trained on billions of human interactions>starts to imitate human behaviourWow, who could have seen that coming
>>153513851Eeeehhhhh could be better
The Norwegian newspaper An.no said WHAT?!
>>153513965Looks more like Splitgate than Marathon tbqh
>>153513989I don't think Grok can do better than this desuBananaPro sadly would not let me edit a Comolli picture
>>153514108I ran some stuff through one of those model-comparing tools, using about 2,7 Po rivers worth of water, but none of them really know Grimolli yet and I'm having a hard time really putting the artstyle into words.Which is probably a good sign for that artstyle tbqh
>>153514253Speaking of the art style, the female characters design looked very familiar to me and I found out that Alberto Mielgo worked with Bungie. He directed some of the best episodes in the Love Death Robots series (The Witness is one of them and it's probably my favorite one of the series along with Zima Blue)
>>153513783The Serie Ass Experience
>>153514253wow you have saved gio from biblical flooding
What do you mean Esposito LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>153514540>/epl/ now get to do both Tudor posting & Kolo Yutani posting
>/epl/Instantly closed the tab and added it to my browser's blacklist so I don't accidentally enter it again
>Vlahovic wants to stay, and soon a decisive meeting will take place. [Le Marziellaise]Imagine the timeline where Chiellini got to pick Brazzo as sporting director instead of these algorithm clowns holding the club hostage aaaaaaaa
>Le MarziellaiseThird time this month that Muttuidi makes me chuckle, what are they putting in American waters?
>>153515099fluoride, vax and high fructose corn syrup mainly
>>153515148its gonna turn the AI gay
he's... he's right...
>>153515451That works for like every Italian club lmfao
We're choppedThanks Tici
>>153515451name 3 clubs that doesn't apply to besides Buyern and Halal
Ternanaura
It's up
28 Loans with Option to Buy Later
>>153515555nice numbers again, Anneke's biopic?
28 Obligations Later: The Openda Transfer
Obligation?
Negru
I keep seeing the fucking Modrić yellow against Roma posted by a different big twitter account every time I open the damn thing lmao
Notice how he still isn't seeing a woman
woman are for poorfags
Real femboy hours
not beating Galatasaray at home by at least 3 goals would be the actual figure of shit.
>>153515802How’s your platonic relationship with the Mexican Milan player going
>>153515802>>153515906Qrd?
>>153515906Never lived through a memedivisie shilling campaign before did you?
so... buciano out?
the Lloyd Kelly signing should be investigated by the Italian police
KARA BOGA
Good morning!>Kirovski, technical director of the Milan Futuro project: On the new January signings, Jovan Kirovski said: "We worked well with our scouting team. We brought in four different players, physically strong. Malick Cissé played with Senegal U17 at the World Cup. Also Italians like Sardo and Alphadjo Cissé, real top talents. Now the important thing for us is to work with these talents."Loftus-Cheek’s goal against Pisa came after a sequence of 27 passes a record in the 2025/26 Serie A season.>It will be necessary to understand if Milan will evaluate offers with loans or even an outright exit. Watch out for Camarda’s situation.Fine of 10K€ Igli Tare fined for entering the pitch at the end of the match and aggressively protesting the referee’s decisions.>Allegri conference press: "Inter-Juventus? Many people have already spoken about it, it’s pointless to keep talking about something that leads nowhere."
Also :>Ezio Simonelli, who represents the assembly of clubs: "Serie A has a problem with match kick-off times: evening games don’t align well with many foreign markets in the East it’s too late, and in the United States you compete with major American sports. We’ve started discussing scheduling, and we’ll see."
>>153518297>Italians like Sardo and Alphadjo Cissé>real top talents
>>153518307yep, chink sweatshop workers are frenzied at the balanced&enthralled thought of tuning in to Star VAR's episodes from Sassuolo-Empoli
>mfw my ISP just gave me free YouTube Premium for 6 months
>>153515056Will our local riommers vote for him
>>153518914>brasiliano>has had more botox injections than a 60yo showgirlLiving up to the experiment
Amplifico mufa
They did a racismo against Lloy Kelly... fras... not our ducky...
>>153518359It's about the indians, that's why they tried to make Serie A free to watch there on youtube until someone told the dinosaurs VPNs exist
Chivu would have told that colombian negru to keep his hands in his pockets btw
>>153519413must be why the standard of play in Serie A is going down the drain in disorderly fashion lately, it's to keep up with the bowel movements of that market
>>153519514kek true
>>153518307as always serie B is the smarter league
>Ferrari caught with an illegal diffuser
still gutted over yesterday, every season of Jj is a bigger humiliation ritual than the lastalso looks like the league bought fantacalcio, rip
>Russian athletes at the Winter Olympics in Italy did not receive exclusive phones from Samsung>The company, which is an official sponsor of the Games, refused to give Russian athletes the Galaxy Z Flip7 smartphones. >Instead, they were given shampoo, toothpaste, and other souvenirs.Racism?
>>153521478russophobia
>>153521503So racism
>>153521415the serie b that used to have a 22 teams format, a fuckton of meaningless games and a retarded play-off grid on top? or the one that, through refereeing decisions reminiscent of north korea, is trying at all costs to save a team like sampdoria because of 'sporting merit'?
>he doesn't enjoy playoffsit's ok everyone gets filtered sometimes
Sacha Boey
>>153521771on their own, play-offs make sense.in a championship (i'll repeat, a championship, not a revamped version of major league baseball without added diabetes) with plenty of games available to decide a winner and promotion spots? fuck no.
>>153521956there are no European competitions to assign in serie b, without playoffs you would have 15 Udineses and Torinos fixing matches left and right to maximize the betting odds.
>BREAKING: Axios reports that there is evidence that US war with Iran is "imminent" and Israel is preparing for a scenario of "war within days," which is expected to include:>1. Weeks-long "full-fledged" war unlike the Venezuela operation, sources say>2. Joint US-Israeli campaign that is much broader in scope than 12-day war in June>3. US armada now consists of 2 aircraft carriers, 12 warships, hundreds of fighter jets, and multiple air defense systems>4. More than 150 US military cargo flights have moved weapons systems and ammunition to the Middle East>5. Another 50 fighter jets in 24 hours, including F-35s, F-22s, and F-16s>Oil prices are surging above $64/barrel on the news.
>>153523035Lemme guess, US Dollar took another slump last month and the wandering merchants at the FED are increasingly helpless
>>153523035knew it was happening as soon as someone dropped a 6-figure polymarket bet on it
Juventus aura was always just one of a massive pretender, a manlet with a zoomed haircut yelling up at people trying to overcompensate for their deficiencies with big words like "dna" and "we're winners". While in reality they never managed to live up to those words and would eventually end up getting shafted by any real competition. So the aura is still pretty much alive and well
Gianluca Prestianni Groß
>>153523035What being boys with Goffredo Bullstein does to a mf
Pullymarket
Let me check real quick who's the last person to have mentioned Juventus in this thread and which team he supports
>there's a non-0 chance that Turco will do Ramadan
they scheduled milan during champions league hours, this just like mental asylum workers and doctors indulging the patient who thinks he is napoleon by telling him they are his generals
>>153523716gud post
>nooo you can't make an honest observation about a topic at hand you're obsessedI forgor I have to post 67 times about the same thing in a discord/twitter friendly format for it not to be obsession
How would you know what a discord/twitter format is like
People in their late 30s trying to be edgelords :SKULL:
>Mercedes engine is perfectly legalFerr-ACKRed B-ACKAud-ACKHond-ACK
*cries out in pain as it strikes you*
>android.chromeGRIM
Thirdworldism overload this afternoon
>>153524702To add to that, it's almost a shame a great car like Mercedes will be driven by a shitalian """"prodigy"""" when Max Verstappen and Fernando Alonso are stuck at mediocre teams
Bro is a millionaire and STILL he saw that comment, clicked on the account who posted it, surfed through his shit until he found his workplace, and then tagged said workplace into his victimhood dissertation. Instead of maybe logging off and going to continassa to train how to concede less than two goals :cryemoji:
>>153524971Based if you ask me, let wagies suffer
hope inter doesnt drop a rube style humiliation ritual.im confident at meazza inter will do well.
La Juventus est devenue la risée de toute l’Italie (french Media)
Vini should leave real and join Milan
pigre
>>153526206As likely as someone unironically enjoying coop falafel salad
>>153526206>Milan customers having to go a season with less than 8 blacks in their starting eleven
>>153523035Bibi always wins in the end
>>153525515pio starting. i feel gud
>>153527712Seems like he Over did it with the adrenochromo
>>153527712HOWEVER>Valve wins lawsuit against Rothschild and associated entities, with a jury agreeing they violated an anti-patent troll protection act
>Pietro SiegheilNot very subtle Melonibros
Cambridge Dictionarymiracle (n) /ˈmJr.ə.kəl/an unusual and mysterious event that is thought to have been caused by a god because it does not follow the usual laws of nature:Jesus Christ was said to have performed miracles like turning water into wine. a very lucky event that is surprising and unexpected :it's a miracle: Looking at the state of his squad, it's a miracle if Allegri manages a golden punticino against Fabregas' 'drone!miracle cure: I can't promise a miracle cure, but I think we can improve things.
Crazy how the whole league fears him right now.
Lets hope for a point
Allegri masterclass inbound
>being afraid of mid week Como unironically lol
let's go milan chads!
cmon inter score some goles.
>>153529908It's 15 vs 11 after all
>average temp is -15C at night >schedule the match at 10pm
lauti half a chance
Does Milan start playing football at some point or is that not what Allegrismo is about?
Lads, it's bbilan
>>153530873one counter attack gole per game is the best i can offer
Inter-sisters, not like this
borgo dio
Lads, it's sfinter
italians are such KWABs
oof gole
Lole, lmao even
ooh darmo post
watching the intellectual’s game (leverkusen vs ozempiacos), forza bodo though, and glimt too
>>153531238>ozempiacoskek
>>153531178Jesus fuck, man
you can tell the pitch is wierd. inter passes are off way more.
+6 gorillion
>>153531178>Already renewed What the fuck Gerry gon do
RED
PEW PEW
>>153508093What is the opinion on Chivu in Italy?
This ref needs to lose his job
>>1535312655 future jjust players in this game, the greek keeper is a fucking titan btw >our scouts hit another bullseye
>>153531341He tried to kidnap a child in a supermarket, you tell me
i didnt think that would stand
>>153531381
>>153531341Cheaters, scoundrels and hypocrites love himGood honest folk see right through him
10m+ to Pios value btw
>>153531341really gud start. a scude would be great
>>153531373*sign Caprile for 55 gorillions instead*
>>153531461that’s a funny way to say Noah Atubolu or whatever fraud is currently at Toulouse
>>153531486Did you know he's of Igbo descent?
Jj will sign Joel Drommels and bring "Drommels, drommels en nog eens drommels" posting to Italy
What did the mean by this?
>>153531178definitely one of the goalkeepers of all time
Kurpa de alekre that goal, max told maignan to pass it to como
gud pressure
Hello frends. Has anyone found and anti Trump threads on this board, or posts linking him to Epstein?
>>153531341doing better than pretty much anyone could have expected, remains to be seen if it's because he's that good or because the team is just that much better and Inzaghi was even worse than previously thought.
kek based pio
>>153531814Inzaghi was bad? He got to 2 finals
>>153531814Dunno anon, I think playing in a dead league and getting biweekly aids helps
>>153531856Chivu beating Allegri to a league title would bury Inzaghi's legacy two feet under tbqh
>>153531856He shat himself in crucial games and lost his composure easily, he also refused to rotate and to try out young players and would run the same squads with the same very late game subs all the time wearing out the team a little over halfway through the season.The 5-0 final happened in part because the players were beyond done (see Thuram in the 2nd leg against Barcelona) and he was thinking of the Saudi money instead of the game.
>>153531962yup. pio, bonny, sucic etc would never have seen the pitch under inzaghi. i also give chivu credit for revamping dimarco and zielinski
>female commentator Anyone have a better stream?
>>153524094yes called it! a proper champions league night for lord napoleon
>>153531341Character wise he's called a "false priest" because he tried to preach like an honest guy and then showed himself just like any other manager ("cheating and refs being garbage is fine as long as it's on our favour")As a manager he's not doing too bad, but he's just starting out in a big league and with an already big team so it remains to be seen how he actually fares in the next years.Inter is the current thief team so to rate it you actually need to watch the matches and not just look at the results.
trollpost again. pio with the pass again
>>153531856he got to 2? I only remember the City game, what happened in the second final?
RAFFFFALEEINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Booking for Nico Paz against Milan which means he’ll miss this weekends match v Juventus.
Leao is so much better than pulishit. If milan had that trash playing they'd be losing. Glad to see they're benching him
LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOOLAAAZZZZZOOOO
>>153532601We are gonna get that Top 4. Against everyone and everything.
mkhi is officially done for. too slow.
Milan need Gimenez back so much. He's a class futbolista.
>Serie Ass in Europe
Mariani just making sure both Milan and Juve can profit from his refereeing lol
holy fug
tikus in. pls score
I now remember Frankfurt fenomeno Jens Petter Hauge
sommer is a clown
maybe Brazilian left backs are just retarded
>>153532814Tbf that was a golazo
im fine with a draw. this ai pitch helps them a lot
Bruh it would've gone even worse if >we drew Brugge (pronounced Brughe)
Inter falling apart...
It's pronounced Brugge though
Calcio is back
imagine losing to Glimt
5 incoming. focusing on the league fras.
>>153532860Roaches are unironically memes if you play at home and don't shit the bed, Frankfurt raped them earlier this season, I'm fairly sure that >we won't win the tie but still
Schick scored.>>153533042La Gala is a gud team though, not like Fener and Besiktas
which big team needs to lose away at bodo before ether UEFA bans them? Pissigi? Halal?
I choose to believe their Tresoldi is the same one that we all knew and love
will tikus be exposed in a big game again?
>>153533084Why do you want them to get banned lol
>>153533068They do have some really good players but a remutandata is far from being impossible for a club that knows what it's doing
>>153533084Thanks for confirming that inter are indeed not a big club :)
>>153533118I don't but they're clearly becoming a risk for the Nyon palace
Schick scored again.Still would berry his sister
What a shitshow
>mogged in olympics>mogged in champions leaguebrutal
Who'd win in a fist fight, Allegri or Fabregas?
>>153533182To be fair we're overperforming in Olympics this time around
Allegri has become a bigger clown than Conte, imagine that
>>153533182>Klaebobabbieslol
>>153533218Allegri would heem that catalan fraud
Why the fuck would you pull Leao off for Pulishit? Youre going to lose for sure now
Belgio can you help me cope about Grimaldo
>>153533171She's a worthless onlyfans whore. Not worth it
>>153533218Fabregas is younger so I think he has the advantage, but if Allegri gets the "timing right" for his contropiede he could turn the situation around
Not good interbros
Pulishit came on and all the attacking pressure from Milan is gone.
what a shit league fuck everyone here
>>153533394as long as you don't concede 2 more you should be able to win by 3 at home
>>153533428Why 2 more, to be specific?
>>153533300Berrying a worthless onlyfans whore still is on my bucket list
Saleshit needs to get his contract terminated
aye it's another strisciata theft lol
>both bilans chokingHahahahahahahahahahaha
>>153533394focusing on the league fra
WTF is this shit
>Chrome
>>153533512How am I supposed to eat this, where do I start?
Marmøt/Mink
>>153533512pure brap fuel
>>153533512Dutch delicacy bonkodaamesokken
Sant'allegria sant'amore che vai viaascoltaaaaami staseraun'altra frase mezza frase aspetteròsperaaaaando che sia verae sale sale e risale l'ombra di un fioresereno arcobaleno da dolore al dolore scende scende la sera ma è così breve staseranere nera riviera c'è chi spera e chi vaaaa
Big mistake putting on pulishit
Nice now we switched into beating big clubs while losing to small ones. Also 2 points gained on bbilan
Both Leao and Pulisic are fucking dying and both refuse to get a fucking surgery thanks to the world cup
At least one point. Leao once again proved he is the best player in serie a
+7 on the league. brety gud
>aaaaaaaaaa help me redbird I need a 70M forward to beat Como at home
>>153533695Send pulishit back to the mLs. He's garbage. Leao has natural talent.
>>153533512Coop falafel salad mit cocktail dressing but crucially without karma
call me retarded, call me delusional, but I see both juve and Inter remuntadas quite likely. Would genuinely be shocked if they don't at least drag it to a penalty shootout.
at least we didnt let in 5 heh
grim
>>153533845
>>153533813Inter's is very likely, Jjust's not so muchGala's defense is shaky but their attack is stacked and with Bremer likely out until the Riomma match the chances are close to 0
Where's the Sborrsnian? After making 20 posts about Jj yesterday surely he'll comment on the loss of his greatly loved Sfinter?
KWABllegri outHow many red cards has this nigger even gotten this seasonI want a coach that isn't a hot blooded retardDo they exist anymore in today's footy?Fucking phony can't win without Rabiot carrying him on his back
>>153533968what do you mean he's le ebin tuscan
>>153533845Picrel>>153533968Uhm sweetie, this is actually a Champions League midweek. Please wait your turn before discussing your little team.
just saw gala goals. kelly masterclass on two goals
Mo why is he talking about Jj lmfao
https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/2024240934137782697He's up
Tucker C-ACKrlson
>Hauge scored vs SfinterNever doubted himFuck Pioli
serie kwab!!! the gift that keeps on giving (honourable mention arsememe and milan drawing on their own special ch l night )
the gift orban that keeps on giving
>>153534026Go get raped by turks, gobbo
^cry more shitalian
>>153534435where did you find a picture of Sucu's bank account?
Your league is JUSTed beyond belief
>>153534589True
How the fuck did Spalletti win against Bodo
Oh no *wins 8-0 in Milano*
>openda and david scored in BodoLole
Notice how no Juventus fan is making fun of other club's misadventures. This just shows the kind of positive and healthy fanbase we are
watching Italian teams play in Europe you can really see how little they're used to opponents attacking down the middle, they're used to shit wingers and fullbacks trying again and again often going nowhere every Sunday.
>>153535543My question is why can't Italian teams try that at home and fuck with the others, particularly the big ones?
Why exactly that number, though? Hmmm
Allegri basically won.
>>153535718Unironically based
>>153535651boh, maybe the whole league turned into cagons. If a winger loses the ball there's usually someone behind them that can stop a counter, if a midfielder loses the ball on the edge of the penalty box you're almost always going to need a tactical foul to stop a counter against any half decent team.
Cristian Chivu also issued a pretty concerning statement that Lautaro Martinez is “lost” and when asked to elaborate on what he means by “lost”, he said “it means Lautaro got injured, it’s pretty serious.”noo lautii
>>153535861the leg fell off
The third-worlder discovers pre-tactic
>>153535543Attacking down the middle with a trequartista used to be the Serie A thingHow the mighty have fallen
Why was there an albanian flag being waved at the inter match? There's no albanians at the club so was wondering why tf that flag was there.
>>153535955Third world representation
hauge>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pulishit/conceicao/zeghrova and the rest of the serie shit """talent"""
>Schick scored twice in a UCL elimination match>Bodo BTFO PrinterMan what the fuck happened today
Does this mean Riomma and Mou are vindicated from that lose to Bodo 4 years ago?
Losing to Bodo? Sorry mate we don't do that here
>>153536198I think there is plenty of room in the cuckshed for all the "teams" that lose to Bodo
Let me get this straightFabregas held a Milan playerAllegri stepped in to stop thatAnd the referee gave a red card to the latter?
>>153536384I wonder which team could benefit from sending off the coach of the 2nd placed one
>>153536404>he thinks they are contenders because of a fluke 2nd place due to not having european fixtures
>>153535861that pitch is cursed
Pitch's kurp
Wtf, the pitch isn't on the Wheel of Excuses?!?!?
>>153536479you dont think that pitch causes injuries?
>>153536479You should pitch its inclusion to it
>>153536568Idk, the Bodo team looks plenty fit to me and they play many more games there than anyone else. Not their fault that the Geriatrics™ rolled up.
who would win between a Norwegian fisherman knee and the Olimpico?
>>153536616synthetic pitches in muttmerica are notorious for injuries, have to think its similar in bodo
Hehe
ded league
Serie Aiguard
If liquidanon wrote about live service games for a living his name would be Paul Gassy
First batch of Marathon tracks is up https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kaydt5gQVmOoKLLSoT-HRPtQFEAkgro8whttps://open.spotify.com/album/4O2qtNr0ir4SGFloL0rxnyhttps://music.apple.com/at/album/marathon-original-soundtrack-ep-ep/1876905766
>>153537025Milan might need updating after the zingarello patch to the algorithm
>>153537233Obviously can't say anything about the gameplay or mechanics, but the visual and music are going so hardTop 5 vidya OST's that you find yourself listening to with some regularity?Mine:AC4 Black FlagThe Elder Scrolls (mix of Oblivion and Skyrim)Red Dead Redemption (1 & 2)Guardians of the Galaxy (the 2021 game)Ace Combat 7
>>153537390I'm probably developing some kind of Stockholm syndrome but the last few gameplay videos got me pretty interested so the chances of me getting scammed by Bungie are close to 80% now. There's literally nothing I dislike so far - except it being an extraction shooter but heh I got used to the idea.Anyway my personal top 5 is- Lethal League- DE: Human Revolution and Mankind Divided (they count as one and they have great ambient tracks desu)- AC7- CP2077- Tekken Tag Tournament 2
>>153537500Bit worried at how sweaty it will get, if it's anything like the ranked modes in Destiny 2 back when I played that it will be really annoying.One day I'll get around to Cyberpunk, but I'm just dreading the "Big City Problem" that all these RPG's get in my eyes.
>>153537390Street Fighter Alpha 2Hotline MiamiPayday 2NFS Most Wanted 2005Racing LagoonThe thing you should take into account before playing Cyberpunk is that there's a portion of the map that straight up isnt used and there's annoying level scaling moments here and there, and dont expect the main quest to change all that much depending on which side you go with in the character creation screen, the endings are changed by 1-2 quests near the end of the game only. Picking corpo or whatever only changes the cinematics in the tutorial portion and thats it.
I miss enjoying calcio
>>153538425I guarantee, another round of wiretaps and sovl will be back into it
imagine Limone managing arse
>>153539123that'd be one puckering hole
Good morning!>Rafael Leao player of the match against Como.Scandal Milan - Como: Once again, a coach intervenes in a disreputable manner against a Milan player. After Chivu prevented a quick throw-in by Rabiot last year without being punished, Fabegras stops a Milan counter-attack by holding back Saelemaekers.>Allegri: What happened with the sending-off incident? "I think there was a foul and if I’m not mistaken, Saelemaekers was starting a counterattack and was pulled by someone from the bench, I think Fàbregas. Did he apologise? I understand, but next time if someone runs along the touchline I’ll slide in too. I went there to defend Saelemaekers; the player reacted, and at that moment someone from Como came towards me I don’t know who but nothing happened."Allegri conference press: What do you think of Fàbregas? "I don’t need to think anything. He’s a very young coach. I wish him a lot of success in his career because he has all the qualities to achieve it. What did I tell him during the scene? Nothing.">Allegri to Fàbregas before getting sent off: "You’re an idiot, you’re a kid who has just started coaching."Capello on Milan - Como: "Nowadays coaches run along the touchline. There’s a technical area, but Conte runs, Fabregas runs… Allegri seems mild in comparison. In any case, Como are a team that protests in a crazy way. Fabregas needs to work on that.">Cristian Chivu confirmed in his press conference that Lautaro Martínez’s injury is serious. AC Milan vs Inter – March 8.I didnt even realized that the little spanish idiot did that to salad. And Allegri gets a red? What a disgrace of a league
>The so-called guru Fabregas grabs Saelemaekers by the shirt while he's playing. And who gets sent off? Allegri.>Italian soccer and its referees never fail to disappoint. Then the so-called guru plays the loyal and likable card: "I apologize, I did something unsportsmanlike. As Chivu said, I need to keep my hands to myself. I hope I won't do it again."Reminder Chiellini got a 12 days suspension for telling La Penna that he whistled a foul that doesnt exist. What will happen to this little spanish piece of shit?
The Milan court must take action and award a 0-3 at small table for the Negrazzurri
>Chivu brings up Maradona's handball goal to justify his team's cheating>the next day Pious Expositus scores with a touch of his handcan't make this shit up kek
>>153540313that pitch was wierd as fuck. the way bodo passed was wierd. inter couldnt drobbly anyone almost.
>>153541201they changed it before the match with fake grass
>The regulations clarify that the incident involving Fabregas, who pulled Saelemaekers' shirt in play during Milan-Como, does not meet the requirements for video review, as it does not constitute serious unsportsmanlike conduct according to the specific cases provided for by current regulations. Furthermore, the action was not characterized by a degree of force or intensity such as to be classified as violent conduct, making it impossible to impose a retrospective sanction based on video images, which therefore remains inapplicable in this specific disciplinary context.
>>153541485Joke league.Joke federation.Joke country
>all three Italian teams in the CL shat the bed>Fabregas pulled a player's shirt and got insulted of all named by Allegri (with the former getting no sanction)>all only a few days after a gigantic ladrataCALCIO IS BACK
>>153541243knew it. fucking doping norgays
cesc should be banned. no matter how light the touch was
Wait fabregas is in the epstein files?
Paolo Petrecc-ACK
If you've ever used headphones (not earphones/earbuds) I have very bad news for you
Yes, hello hi. Is this Juve general?
GRIM
>>153542144Can we partner with some Antwerpian amphetamines delaer too, maybe this will help me cope with our games
>fiberglass didn't pull his shirt but slightly pushed him on his back >fiberglass didn't stop any Milan counter if anything salad maker is so stupid he turns around for no real reason as he wasn't impeded at all instead of keep playing and Como had a dangerous 2 vs 1 situation lmao Milan jurnos are straight out of Stalinism
Former Prince ACK-drew
Enjoy
Based Siemieniec dunking on fiocretinas
>>153542144its over
Heinekean
>Kratos Actor Christopher Judge has seemingly just leaked a bunch of info about the series:>GoW Remake will have new combat, new systems & content>Only TC Carson is voicing Kratos in the remake>Next Santa Monica game is being announced late summerFuck
>>153544018t*scan journos making a fool of themselves? wow I didn't know that, you're telling me for the first time
>He gets here and scores five goals in five matches, and we are dragging Vialli into this? My big brother, a kiss to heaven, I’m sorry they mentioned you.
>>153541087>Pio Esposito is the new MaradonaInterbros he's the one
‼Major shakeup at Juventus this summer: >Gatti, Cabal, Openda, Zhegrova, Adzic, Perin, Kostic, Milik are all certain to leave Juventus in the summer. >Di Gregorio, Kelly, McKennie, Cambiaso, Pinsoglio, Koopmeiners, Vlahovic & David’s future’s are in doubt. (Holm & Boga are on loan with option’s to buy). >Yıldız, Bremer, Locatelli, Thuram, Kalulu, Conceição and Miretti are certain to STAY with the Bianconeri.
>>153542144This is easily the most obvious sanrio collabHeinekitty
W-why is Gianni Infantino......anyway
>>153544671please be patient, he is an immigrant with a cardboard suitcase.
>>153544652just imagine for a second the downsizing if by some miracle they finish fifth
>>153544370Must be a day ending in -y
>>153544671Why is he what?Bald?
>>153544713the monkey's paw hears your wish: Como qualifies for the CL
what's a Brann?
What's the thought process behind getting glasses like that, and how many years of auto-fellation does it take?
Auto-wellatio
>Composer>He / HimDed game
Who did it better, Claudio Lotito or Raymond Reddington?
>>153546427you expect too much, as long as it's he/him it's good for today's standards
they're calling him Bernadesci
>A Finnish family who moved to Sicily last summer left the southern Italian island after two months over claims that the school system was inadequate, as outlined in a long open letter to local paper Siracusa News. Elin Mattsson, a 42-year-old painter, is a mother of four children aged 15, 14, six and three. Together with her husband, a 46-year-old IT manager who works remotely, the family moved to Syracuse in August. Elin recalls: "My kids came home and told me 'Mom the teachers are yelling and banging on the table'. Yes, it's crazy they really use whistles and shout, and my 14-year-old said he knows English better than the English teacher himself!"Maybe there are not that many italian football talents because of italys school system
>>153547763Yeah, we had more talents when we didn't send kids to schoolAnd it's not like the current players are smart either
>>153547763But most importantly did the teacher stomp stomp clap
Bluep-ACK! Games
>Saviano: “Hows it possible that Inter management has remained in their positions. What company, whose top execs have had contact with extremely dangerous individuals, after admitting to not having reported it, is allowed to stay in their positions."
That obviously means they will let them go out with a bang and announce the Bloodborne remake in 2 weeks
He's so fucking ugly that I'd personally pay Schreier all the needed products in order to looksmaxx, please anything to hide that stupid fucking mug from my sight
>>153548778And his voice is so nasal, annoying and jewish too. Every time he randomly pops up on some podcast I can't help but whince.
https://x.com/volcaholic1/status/2024508222237823126Lmao little shit got what he deserves
Dusan Volcaholic
there are two Halaands?
and Tici bought neither of them
Norwegian football pitches are soul, look like you'd risk losing a leg every time you play on one, but soul nonetheless
Prince Andrew and La Penna got back to freedom before Comolli did, rofl
>>153548778Average game journalist phenotype
>>153544652>kalunegru certain to stay??????
Randomly remembering Mads Mikkelsen appearing in the Bitch better have my money music video
Mads Mikkelsen appearing in the Beach
>>153549718He will stay and he will play 100% of the available minutes next season
>>153547763I think that they may just have experienced the average level of Sicilian education being comparable to the one in the Philippines or Somalia
who the hell is Harrison?
According to La Gazzetta Dello Sport the chances of Spalletti getting sacked are pretty high
La Viola is getting refballed pretty blatantly
>>153550473What getting eliminated by wolfsburg does to a club
>>153549852All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds
>>153548432>Sony acquired 7 game studios since 2020 — Three already got shutdown, and other two suffered layoffsGud business!
>>153551259based leibniz
Juventus hints on Instagram at the new fourth kit that will be worn this weekend against Como. For the first time ever with horizontal stripes instead of vertical ones, something the team once wore only as a casual shirt.
>>153552433lmfao
>>153552433God we looks so fucking kino
>>153552433I unironically love this lmfao, I kinda wanna buy it
>Polish goaltending
Suffering in Italy status?
golazo dragon
Rolando
What the fuck are they doing in Masterchef this year lmao
Fortini is so incredibly bad lol
More like Debolini
La Biola's diving is by far the worst lol
nice job viola
Serie ass is saved because Fiorentina won against Pisellonia, ok goy?
AZ lost to Armenia's #5 team
I read ne-grok and I laughed
don't look up how many Dutch teams are still playing in Europe
Jagielloniabros... not like this
It's his birthday.
Just read a Rudenigger rumor
Move here to forget all the rumours:>>153557190>>153557190>>153557190>>153557190>>153557190
