SERIE A MATCHDAY 26>Friday 20th February 202620:45 US Sassuolo - Hellas Verona FC>Saturday 21st February 202615:00 Juventus - Como18:00 Lecce - Inter20:45 Cagliari - S.S. Lazio>Sunday 22nd February 202612:30 FC Genoa - Torino15:00 Atalanta - Napoli18:00 AC Bbilan - Parma20:45 AS Roma - Cremonese>Monday 23rd February 202618:30 Fiorentina - Pisa20:45 Bologna - UdineseReminder to keep it frosty, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, count the mentions of your team in the thread, water your plants and stay kapsalonpilledPrevious: >>153508093
negru
TORTELLINI CAPPUCCINI CON MARTINI LUCA SEI PER ME*clap clap*NUMERO UNO
nihao
grim
>>153557190Is Toni the last good Italian striker? Or is that Balotelli? Maybe Di Natale?
really grim
>inb4 immobilelol lmao
>>153557261Will you take the blame now or wait until someone starts stomping?
>>153557395Quagliarella (P)buh retired after both Toni and Antonio, could argue he was a step below both.
>>153557396>>153557384JJ has an excuse because their midfield has been ass for 5 years, but Inter?
>mozzarella flagbeen a while since I saw it
>>153558061Infantino, Gravina and Ceferin weren't cheerleading them on in the VIP stand of Bodo's stadium
Reminder that Inter had 8 synthetic turf pitches of various sizes, installed between 2017 and 2021.
>Luciano Spalletti's contract renewal at Juventus remains up in the air and will be decided in the spring, evaluating above all the achievement of qualification for the #ChampionsLeague and the results on the field. The management holds the coach in high regard, appreciating the style of play expressed and the players' growth, but if the objectives are not met, the club could open up to new scenarios, with 3-4 profiles already being considered as possible replacements. The final decision therefore remains tied both to the sporting results and to the club's economic strategy. [Schira]Translation: He wants actual signings instead of Jhon Duran and Norton-Cuffy so they’ll sack him and replace him with Marco Silva
Mottabros...
/a/idea: Great General Manager Comolli
>>153557395the utter disrespect to Giampaolo Pazzini is unfathomable
>President Gianni Infantino has announced plans for the development of a 'FIFA token' and a 'FIFA Coin'. Sky's Rob Harris breaks down what this means, and asks: 'Should a sports governing body even have its own currency?'Hmmm, where have I already seen this?
>Napoli star Scott McTominay notes that ‘football is becoming soft’ as ‘even the slightest of contact can lead to a yellow card.’i know this diving rat bitch is not talking about soft. dives every game almost.
Speaks the diving expert
>>153562207they always get whisttled as fouls too
For me, it's Adzic's eyebags
>>153562863It has red numbers on the back of the shirt as well. A bit 90’s Newcastle if you ask me, but it’s been done at Jj before too. Very kino.
This league only gets worse fucking 'ell, one ridicule after another.
>>153558061Jj always has an excuse
>>153563428that's why Serie A will pay for it through the Inter tax
>>153563428What's going on? The tax bills for Hakan Sukur's late transfer payments have been paid off, and now Sorondo's bills have arrived?
>Milano, attempts to rob a bank but gets stuck in the vault, firefighters free him
Juvebros? Do we believe we will beat the roaches 3-0 on Tuesday?
>>153563924>sorondo Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while
https://www.lercio.it/si-sente-toccare-la-mano-e-cade-a-terra-bastoni-fa-espellere-bambino-allingresso-in-campo/It's Lercio today, but what if next week...
>AI slop on Lerciothe west has fallen
>>153563051Red or yellow numbers are way better than a massive white square on the back just because you have only 2 club colours.
>>153558061>5 yearshaha yeah
Donald Tr-ACK
Leos confirmed nonces
>>153565454Piscesbros we won
>/epl/ are considering a 9 million (You) bid on Malawi
>>153565555wasted, but common Sagittarius win
Calcio /sp/ idea: Pancaro Martinez
>>153565291No matter the colour of the numbers and shirt, your UEFA’s still mandate it unfortunately.>>153565601Winning is so common for us, Trump kind of had a point about it becoming tiresome.
>>153565498I just found out Cambiaso is pisces toopiscesbros we fucking lost
>>153565555Dried up whore into zodiac? Very surprising
the Einstein files whatever happened there
>>153565552how much plusvalenza is that and what do we spend it on>>153565555kankerbros not like this…
>>153565923>what do we spend it onImproved security at our local Coop’s, the shoplifting of fruit and salads is walking out of hand.
>Juventus ask Gravina to overturn Kalulu red card after Derby d’Italia controversyrefs pls save us reeeee
>>153559752oh no hes like the best manager ever whatever will we do
why is melons mad mad about some fascist getting beat up in France
>printerista mocks attempts to bring justice to an injustice worldPottery
>>153566934this but unironically, he’s seen the lifestream of calcio, give him a real team and he’ll drop gonde numbers on serie ass
>>153566983There were two yellow worthy fouls by Kalulu. Did Bastoni dive? Yes. But he dived to show the ref the foul because there was a foul.
>>153566948a true nationalists highest priorities are nato,israel and shit that happens in other countries>>153566996where do I find the lifestream of calcio?will it make me bald?
>>153567071Who would you hire for next season? Conte?
>>153566996Tudor had the same ppm as Spalletti
>>153567095purging the squad should be the priority over a manager change reallyi don’t see a reason to extend sborletto though his contract still runs next season right?
>>153567242He only has a contract until June
>>153567242Would you get Tudor back? He has Juve in his heart and had better stats than Spalletti
>Mario Balotelli Barwuah: I am Italian, I feel Italian. My skin color may be different, but in this game, we are all the same. If you throw a banana at me, I will go to jail, because I will kill you.
>>153567265wait reallyno auto extensions if ucl qualification? I remember seething about something like that>>153567266his car is stick in the eurotunnel fra
binlan destroying canada in hokkey
>>153567390And my dick is stuck in your mom, If I move one inch back she gets shot in the head, if I move one inch further she gets pregnant and you will call me daddy. Choose wisely
>>153567390Nah, we don't know almost anything about his contract, just that it's expiring at the end of the season and we're working to renew him but he wants some mercato (?) guarantees
>>153567531Tudor didn't get a single target signed and had better stats than Spalletti, what is this two pesos two measures
>>153567531Just saw a Zeki Celik rumor so you can probably safely count him as gone in June
>>153567711Thanks, I just vomited
Tariffsbros...
1-2. the most dangerous lead..
>Gravina rejected the Kalulu red card appeal
>>153567784need to send Nati into continassa with a chainsaw to save the club at this point
I will now buy your game
>>153568661it was the gala game humiliation that caused it. otherwise would have been revoked
Comolli do it NOW
>>153569101No but seriously if you don't sign him I will train your ML model with terrible data
>>153568661The time for peaceful protest is OVER
>>153568997
where have the Maccarones, the Delvecchios, the Chevantons gone?
>>153569671Saved
>FinlandMore like Chokeland HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lole
We don't have to play tomorrow honestly
>>153569928refpucked so hard. every sport is rigged
>>153570382Maybe stop fouling players and play fairly
>Celik to jeweso they already know they'll finish 5th
>>153565380Donald Tramp
"The Marmotta Court's ruling on Kalulu's suspension is deeply disappointing and I'm ashamed of certain members of the court, absolutely ashamed, for not having the courage to do what's right for OUR calcio.""Other (((clubs))) that have been ripping us off for years are ecstatic. They're so happy and they're dancing in the streets. But they won't be dancing for long. That I can assure you."
>>153567711but why >>153567531grimlooks like were fucked for the summer in any case
>their sisters and nieces are called Rijpma
From the Court of Owls to the Court of Marmots...
>>153567455K-kyle reese?
>>153569101yeah fuck it he really does feel like “the guy”, the only cure for a sfinterista keeper is a gobbobvll
>>153572048We gotta buy two anyway since Berin is out and I don't think Sballet will promote Daffara
kieron glowie solves it
Merdseille flying like a rocket ship without The Zerby
Lmao a polish female athlete just lost her eye in a short track collision
>>153572914Clips?
>>153572925https://x.com/xYeah__/status/2024937508639813859
Yeah good luck with that
Is this how Marmotta eyes are created?
Still better than this
>>153573038Why is he doing the Ned Flanders pose lmao
>>153573056He was trying to mate with the cameraman
Lole, lmao even
>>153573075That does NOT look like Kalunegru
>>153572971>>153572998wew
is Sassol going to fix another match in Hellas favor like a couple of years ago with Tips?
>Polish womenNot even once
>>153573392Guess her eyesight was already fucked anyway
Short track is so much fun
>Russian roulette>fun
>>153573392his dream of marrying an Asian just came true
>>153573703skill issue, just get in front and stay safe
Phil Spenc-ACK!Sarah B-ACK!
>literally tripping over cracks in iceItalians in charge of making race-able ice!
Is this a Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes reference
Pusy.
>>153573858>His replacement: Asha Sharma, formerly head of development for Microsoft’s AI enterprise teams. Before that, she was COO of Instacart for three years, and spent four at Meta in charge of the company’s messaging apps.Why is it so many Jeets that rise up to executive roles in the big tech companies?
Imagine spending 9 months with a child inside your belly only to name it Shawarma :SKULL:
>>153574207wtf I just canceled my Forza Horizon 6 and Fable preorders
>>153574207Luna silver looking rough
>Ducci have now more gold medal than Shitaly
>>153574302
I'm literally shaking brehs, that was more tense than a Serie A VAR intervention
Lack of delusionposting lead to this
I believe in the Cats chapel
Fork found in kitchen
>>153574728What did Cambiaso do to deserve this lol
>>153574874
>what is this, an image for ants?
>the italian top scorers without penalties farming are Pinamonti and Colombo with 6 goalsgrim level?
>>153574728fras…
>yt recommending me a song called Renault Fuego
>>153574207>hy is it so many Jeets that rise up to executive roles in the big tech companies?They're good at licking asses of the higher ups and doing the dirty, undignified work, such as snitching and backstabbing your coworkers. Also they study 24/7 so they have higher grades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G53_TwmfeVIWhat do we think of the new Bologna FC anthem?
>>153574728Grimtoli killed the man and Comolli killed the idea
>>153576714How many Burundian wells were drained to generate this?
13h and 55m until Jj plays.
>>153578051Will Sarah Bond attend the game?
>>153578160No, she's going on a brown girl prilgrimage to Glasgow to see our dear friend.
>>153574207it's the only minority left that gets on (read: sycophancy for convenience) with the jews
Thoughts on this jacket?
>>153580287It will probably match with LSJ sweat pants
Good morning!>Milan are now making their voice heard. The club has called the top officials of the AIA: “Enough mistakes”. The Rossoneri are very irritated by Mariani’s refereeing against Como and also by other oversights that have penalised themPavlovic hit hard on the shin by Van der Brempt: at Milanello and in via Aldo Rossi no one can explain why there was no VAR call and red card. It's not the first incident that has left the Rossoneri executives perplexed>Camarda ‘dreams of becoming a key player for AC Milan in the first team as quickly as possible’, so the most likely solution is to loan him to another Serie A team next season, even though there is also the idea of moving to a club with an ambitious project currently in Serie B, such as Palermo.Barcelonas Gerard Martin: "My team-mates call me Maldini.">Inter Ultras inquiry, another arrest: the man tasked with killing Andrea Beretta is handcuffedGalliani: «When Pioli was at Milan, Berlusconi asked me to call him. Then I would pass him the phone and he would challenge him on the build-up from the back and give him technical advice»>Matteo Salvini: When he was at Milan, you had exchanged words with Gattuso: "I’m passionate like him. That said, if we don’t set a limit on the number of foreign players on the pitch not only in Serie A but also in Serie B and Serie C then in the national team you obviously get what you get. The football world needs to be rethought, it needs to be rebuilt, and in my opinion, involving real supporters is key, because football belongs to the fans. Beyond business, the new stadium, American investment funds… football belongs to the fans. I think involving new energy is good for the national team as well. That said, forza Gattuso and forza Milan."
it just occurred to me, /seriea/ should buy Reading-Allat from Genoa
>BREAKING: Rabiot, audio disappeared between yellow and red from the Pisa game. AIA can't explain how the audio went missing but they suppose the RefCam had a technical issue. Milan is furious
There was a mistake but nobody was in the thong
Camarda ‘dreams of becoming a key player for AC Milan in the first team as quickly as possible’, so the most likely solution is to loan him to another Serie A team next season, even though there is also the idea of moving to a club with an ambitious project currently in Serie B.New paloschi is up
>>153581591Salvini should stick to trains
Or he should stick himself to the tram
Lizzo has been called up
>>153582809Not sure this plapbait will be enough to attract malawi back here
BFfra!>But I also want to promote that there’s a Battlefield Labs test coming up where we’re going to test some vehicle improvements around this issue, specifically because we’ve heard the feedback that vehicles are death traps. We are going to try a package of vehicle improvements on Labs very soon, so keep an eye out for that.
Good morning /seriea/, my anchor in this sea of pedoskate faggotry.
>WeAreHairy!>I got all my sisters with me!
>match at 15:00Nobody suffers more than Jj fans
>>153582868About time, hopefully this means helis won't go down in like 5 seconds
wut
>>153583455Me in the back
>>153583455Hosiery, tights and full-body, big sexo
>>153583543Michael Jackson looking ghoul
>>153583577I wanna be startin’ something with her if you know what I mean
Calcio/g/idea solitontelli radar
>>153572971>>153572998I bet she didn't see that comingcarlos.jpg
>>153583455is there a name for that quintessential bogged face? They all look alike
>>153584403resting Pumpkinhead
>Gatti vs Baturinagg Fiberglass please go easy on us okay ty bb
>OpendaWhat should I think
Crans-Montana at Juventus stadium?!
This is supposed to intimidate our opponents, right
>>153585397Spalletti dies in the fire and Tudor comes back
Ok, the shirt is actually kino
Spotted
fuck, thats a hot kit ngl
Very curious to see what he's planning for this game!
>>153585506Yeah it's cool, I honestly don't get the hate (beside the jailed meme)
Wow, Openda finally does what he's supposedly been signed for
>corner was wasted so successfully that it wasn't even broadcast
The victim complex of jewentini is off the charts, now they're wearing jail shirts
>Cambiaso>KoopGonna be a long, long afternoon
Turn those stripes 90 degrees and it's a sexy jersey.
Di Gregoyimo has gone insane
Di Greg-ACK!
I'd unironicaly sub off multiple players after THAT
>>153585722Been saying this every 20 minutes in each Jj game for the past 3 years
>muttuidi>kurpmeiners>of gregoire>probably kalunegru toogrim
>>153585744Kalunegru is our only hope kek
>1st shot on target>goalHow many more times jj?
If the opponent can't score, gift them a goal
the power of sballetti :DDDDDDD
"hmmm yes digre please act like a chair in this game too"t. Sballet to the team during training sessions, according to the Panamese
>>153585762€50m on Percassi’s desk yesterday
>want to see jj lose but also want fabregas to fail
Openda will go on a run of 4 goals in 5 games starting now
Opendanegru
>>153585830JEJ
n
>>153585854We would be 3-1 if we had vlahovic right now btw
Takes a big club to recover from conceding 5 goals in a single game
>>153585939David+Openda are at 9 goals right now. In three different competitions. Grim
>13th goal conceded at the first shot on target
Can't wait to see which new, creative way we come up with in order to waste this corner
very cool corner
Koopmeiners disappeared btw
>>153586062who
Perin in at HT
>>153586076I don't know but my wallet feels 70m lighter
rolls di salame
If that ball got in I would've not been responsible of my actions
???
If Sballet has shaved balls he'll sub Perin at halftime
not complaining but that looked like hanbol
We're defending with 8 men but somehow the ball still goes through
Zingaro in those conditions would be a better goalie than Tigergorio
Just play Pinsoglio he cannot be worse than Perin and Di Gregorio
the crossbar was another kelly master class almost. >>153586062shit defending on the first goal
https://x.com/ilbianconerocom/status/2025218453355843924?s=20jesus christ
Oh we're back
The state of Conceicao's end product
>>15358661742 billion portuguese escudos btw
Didn't whistle that foul btw
I have never in my life seen a keeper play this badly
defence weak as fug rn.
Bastoni really buck broke this team, huh?
>>153586829seems like it.
Took a quick piss and we're down 0-2
also these prisoner kits look horrid
>>153586829The Atalanta game in Coppa was our first of this horrible sting, then Galata's 2nd half and this entire match so farWe played greatly despite the loss* against sfinterUnfortunately defense is severely lacking and you can't rely on strikers to outscore the opponent, plus we're completely dead mentally now that they realized we start games with a 1 goal deficit with the goalkeeper set we have this season
how do you lose to Komodo at home bro?
>>153587070Look at our team bro we're finished
Maybe playing muslims who are doing ramadan isn't a great idea, just my two cents tho
A free kick! Hooray! Let's see how close to the Sun this ball will go
april calendar looks as bad as february, it’s probably over
This is Koopmeiner's highlight of the season
>>153587180Europa or Comfyrence: which one will it be?
nice blooter
By Allah how long until the zingaro is back?
>>153587267Things are that bad that he is considered dependable like this?
>>153587310>Things are that badNo. No they are not.They're much, MUCH worse
>the jj jeeps
This match is so boring I'm just gonna make more prison kit edits.
I fucking hate these shitters I swear
even Grimtoli bought 4 players in January, this shit is dreadful man
>Banda bassotti kitlol, when does the banter era officially become the humiliation ritual?
>>153587402Grimtoli bought Di Gregorio for 20m
We had 90m for Koopmeiners but not 2m for Caqueret
Hmm, is it trying to imply that refereeing mistakes had no say in affecting the result of certain games?
commentator said grisi
>>153587509worst thing that could happen now is a remontada vs galatasaray lole
Now just IMAGINE if our situation gets so bad that it forces Spalletti to ragequit at the endHe made big mistakes yes but we can't afford any better in our current situation
Lecce: Falcone; Veiga, Gaspar, Tiago Gabriel, Gallo; Ramadani, Coulibaly; Pierotti, Gandelman, Sottil; CheddiraInter: Sommer; Bisseck, De Vrji, Bastoni; Luis Henrique, Frattesi, Zielinski, Sucic, Dimarco; Thuram, Esposito
What a bad week to be a juventini If they only had a decent manager like…allegri maybe
>>153587578strong lineup. we cannot underestimate the mighty lecce
Could Cesc hack it in a big club though?
>>153587622worried by no lauti. maybe thuram can score when its a small team..
>>153587558That’s where he’s headed, it’s cliched but every jewish useless management wants a yes man and he’s been consistently and publicly asking them to do their jobs in a way that Allnegru, Mottard, Tudor didn’t (though they were visibly upset).
>>153587692pep babby so needs huge money like city, psg
>Netherlands now has more medals than ShitalyOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153587882AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah yes they will definitely score 4 against galata
if only you knew how much worse things are really going to be
Going to 538 to see if there’s a way >we can finish below 10th
>>153587909>10 gold medals in two indoor "sports"kek skating babbies good thing nobody will remember about your kanker marokkaan nation
>>153587937romagnoli taking the lotito news badly
>>153587962Shitaly has 4 out of 10 golds in speed and short track skating doe
Mohamed Ihattaren in the Eredivisie this season:21 games5 goals6 assistsOne of the most incredible talents I’ve seen in the last decade. The dream may be over, but he remains a brilliant footballer.
who replies to the subhuman mongoloid is a burfaldino
you can't spell mongoloid without GOD and the schizoposter is a GOD, whoever replies to him is a BUFALINO
Chilodicesadiesserlo :-)
New Donato Inglese kino is up
Imagine getting baited into yurop only to get sculacciate left and right when you could be focusing on the league ™
Jeffrey epstein touched me when I was a teen Now my sfinter is bleedin’Private equity is sinkin’Epstein where have you been-Oaktree
>>153588279Inters curp somehow
>>153588380Epstein is a MilanGOD doe
forza inter
>>153588380that nibba is alive
lekke cock esplosion there
RIP
>>153588551This guy is unlucky
>>153557190I miss Zhang so fucking much fras, why do Lakaka and Pisaman had to choke against manchester city
>>153588564Look mom, just like Barella
>>153588551nerve gas?
>>153588551This injury can happen if you have too much sex
>>153588551>>153588564bro is made out of paper
>>153587692no because they would force him to play shit players to obtain ESG points, the reason Como is so good is because it took all the cumskin players not a single american trust fund was willing to buy
you can't convince me an interfag didn't come up with that shirt
>>153588551The Covid virus is known for reducing the calcium levels in your muscles and making them week
>>153588606Elkann and Agnelli are MilanGODs doe
>>153588606dressing muttuidi in that has to be some sort of racist act
de vrij insta yellow from first foulred incoming for inter today
>>153588606How did no one say no to this humiliation ritual
Yildiz would be a great signing for arsenal
>>153588639Because unlike Nike Adidas is woke as fuck and bent the knee to Wokistan
>>153557190every single good black football player is playing for Sunderland or Brighton right now, every single other team with negrus is rigging matches to win because the FIFA protects them
>>153588606Who are the first two on the left back line and the second from the left in the front line?
anyone got a link to the match stream?
tikus is so bad
I just woke up from a nap and I feel like I got hit by a car
espo decent chance there>>153588695im watching from leddit soccer streams
>>153588723Martinez is playing?
oof pio close again. gud attack
tikus cant drobly, head or pass in his current form. grim
>>153588761>leddit soccer streamsDidn't they get shut down
>>153588956yeah but google that and the footybite .to version has games.
frattel noooo
Bissseck bullied there. too bad no gole
I can already see the Falcon miracle and Lecce somehow grabbing 1 point
they have taken the bridge and the first half. del mare shakes... drums...drums in the deep
>>153588964Sounds like a honeypot but I guess it's bwtter than no streams>>153588964
>SAM ALTMAN: “People talk about how much energy it takes to train an AI model … But it also takes a lot of energy to train a human. It takes like 20 years of life and all of the food you eat during that time before you get smart.Factos, the day all humans get fired will be a good day
>>153588761>>153588964thank you bros
sauna time gonna miss second half start
>>153589142Post feet pics
Reminder that employers shouldn't be paying taxes because they are already doing a huge favor to society by hiring people and letting them be useful. It's the employees who should be paying taxes.
>lecce only one shot attempt all game despite playing at homeThis is the power of Italian football, huh?
>>153589699Happens when you play against good defenders, they didn't have the same luxury as Como with Bremerd
score fackin goles
>Bastoni and Bony>Bad Bunny
sholder offside
>>153589792>good defenders>concede 3 goals to norwegian amateur players
tikus subbed out and bonny in.very gud. tikus is fraud
mkhi the aryan
based pippiktharian
ty old man
mkhiiii
how
dima oof
AKANSHIIIII
mkhi should be used as super sub against tired teams cos he so slow runner
weren't you supposed to be steaming?
basto whisttled hard. played really well tonight>>153590184you mean sauna? 30 mins is enough usually.
perfect chance to use the 6ft pole but instead he picks the morroccan manlet, fuck sake
Well well well
>>153590243norway the biggest dopers
>>153590266mo they all have asthma
>see successful entity>instantly claims cheatingHmm, hmpf
>>153590266>win and dominate in a sport you're good at>wtf cheaters dopers niggersDoes that mean Inter is doped too? Help me understand
i wish binlan athletes would dope like norway ones.
Lmao I’m just now seeing the shitty aura less kit Juve had on today They seriously thought they were aurafarming with that shit?? looooooool
>>153590333You did and you got kwabbed by Canada anyway
>>153590243and they still want me to pretend the winter Olympics are respectable? China would be nowhere near the top of the medal table in the real Olympics if they only won at diving and nothing else.
As if the summer Olympics aren't full of meme sports too lol
>>153590350it was refpuck all the way. cucknadian refs too
>>153590466Kek loser excuse
>>153590431Hey, an horse IS an athlete, let's not take ourselves in round
>>153590499pic relted
>>153590641Is an sled an athlete?
>>153590641Agreed
>>153590677Just as much as a canoe is
>>153590715Qrd?
>>153590818>German athlete Annika Schleu, at that moment leading the women’s pentathlon competition, was paired with a horse named Saint Boy for the jumping round>Saint Boy refused to jump and backed away from obstacles, probably because he was scared >her coach, was caught on camera shouting encouragement to hit the horse, and at one point punched Saint Boy in the flank during the event
>(Fat)No difference then
>>153590715>>153590975
>they're pushing another manager out of the clubwhich ancient Phoenician demon cursed Elkann for fucking up a child sacrifice?
>>153590818nah you gotta lurk more than that famalam
>>153591064Seems like the work of Baal but I can see the argument for Asmodeus as well
>>153591099you know, with the right amount of autism Taylor can look a bit like Milinkovic
>>153590727> Luciano Spalletti: “Openda? It doesn't matter much whether you're a starter or a substitute. We have to be careful not to create problems. David has a better relationship with the team.”Ouch
>>153591130The bear situation is about the only thing they have in common
Pepi scored
Sexo with Amber Glenn
>>153591150more than enough
crowd qts spotted
Rinoa Heartlilly >>>> Tifa Lockhart
>>153591099>Taylor>2 danes>Romagnoli>Pellegrini>Provedeluffffffhow expensive would Casadei be? also bring Tiago Tomas Palacios from inter to sit down fucking Romagnoli who is awful in every way possible and also sit down Provedel and bring Turati, also get rid of Sarri and bring De Zerbi
>>153591650"Hond" means Dog in Dutch
well thats certainly an opinion...
Honda style
>>153591674Dogduras
>>153591693Alonsobros...
binlan scored vs slovaks 8)
>>153591813Svrely that's going to win (You) the gold medal
hopefully the gym gets his legs broken
If you have fewer gold medals than a country without mountains you should't talk about other country's gold medals.Let's not put the letter in the mailbox without thinking here.
Zaccagni-Maldini-Pablo Lago (juventud uruguay)Casadei-Rovella-BelahyaneDiego Leon (Manchester United)-Palacios-Ghilardi-MarusicTuratiDT. Roberto De Zerbi
>>153591859no need to, like every half decent Italian youngster his crusader will crack at any moment
>>153591859that would upend my marmotta pleas
>laziopeople are convincing themselves a reclusive fintech billionaire wants to buy their team
/biz/ idea: a reclusive femdom billionaire buys Jj
>>153591972Somebody should tell Elon Musk Lazio is a fascist club supported by pedos, I'm sure he would buy it in no time
>>153591972eh but lodido denies it all, its totally not happening
>>153591972buying Pablo Lago, Diego Leon, Turati, and Tiago Tomas Palacios would require less than 40 million euros, TTP and Diego Leon would cost ten million euros each, Pablo Lago would cost like 5 and Turati would cost around 20 million
>Turatiyou need to update your lists /seriea/'s talent scout
>>153592073Stefano Turati, sassuolo's goalkeeper
CalcioGPT when? There are still so many third-world countries left with water...
>>153592072>Turati would cost around 20 millionwould lotito spend money on a gk when Provedel may or not make new deal who runs out next year, mandas who is on loan with an option but has yet to play a single minute for mememouth and >we've just bought Motta who was the best young keeper in serieb
>>153592126exactly
>>153592058the guy they are talking about has literally two photos online, never been interviewed, own s macron which is bologna's sponsor so that's like the only connection to calcio one could make...investing in calcio means you want to sacrifice some money to get popularity..he probably doesn't give a single fuck
>>153592183spend those 20 millions in Casadei then
>>153592258from what little I saw online he also owns a holding company who happen to own the first media to ever report on a possible sale by lotito. >>153592259cacadei is just a more midfield centric version of maldini, talent there without ever consistently unlocking it
that German bobsleigh chick's nipples are a work of art
mina booked already i cant believe it
>>153592436Pics?
he's such a bastard its unreal
>>153591859He’s on the experimental gasperade batch, he won’t get any injury, although it’s a 50/50 on whether he suddenly dies of a heart attack at age 26
>>153592451you of all people should have already found them these Olympics, buckwitz
>>153592570If it's not skatin', I ain't participatin'Awooga doehttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1771704598461641.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1771616636733062.jpg
WE WILLWE WILLROCK YOU*stomp stomp clap**stomp stomp clap*
>>153592413that's why you bring De Zerbi or Thiago Motta to unlock them
*plap plap coom**plap plap coom*
10 points ahead? Couldn't be MY club
marmotta...the gym...per favore
>>153592728Think about the finnish kids in siracusa
>>153592969What
Half-time.
Napoli fixed:Mitoma-Hujlund-Yankuba MintehPerrone-Lobotka-Sambo AnguissaOlivera-Buongiorno-Anselmino-Di LorenzoMilinkovic SavicDT. Ruben Amorim
>Aaron Anselminowhy would you do that to your son?
>>153593534kek
>>153593534>blaming SpallettiFor what reason lol
>>153593675Yeah I really can't blame him for this game, he couldn't make any better choice for the starting lineup aswell (David isn't 100% but it's not like he ever is LMAO)It's the Atalanta game and how he pitched the UCL game that he fucked up severely
binlan up 2-0
>>153593564stop it with the anti-semitic remarks
I hate how taylor makes great runs and not a single fucker sees them, with sergej or schizo he would've had 10+ gols already
>>153593285grim
>>153593564same letter in first and last name tickles my tism
>>153594294t. Eetu Ervalainen
>>153594294did you ever visit the US between 1971 and 1973?
>>153593750These players are mental midgets, simple as. As long as they win games they perform well but at the first slip they collapse. Same shit as with Motta last season
and thats his clavicle fractured then
damn is that same shoulder?
>>153594421At least the locker is somewhat united, beside Spalletti not really trusting Openda and Zhegrova
>>153593401just realized this Napoli team wouldn't have a single italian player other than Buongiorno and Di Lorenzo, sell Hujlund to Saudi Arabia so he dies of skin cancer and bring Nicolo Tresoldi so he saves italian calcio before the argeniggerkikes poach him for their national team
who died?
>>153594475rotella
>>153594475Rovellingz
>>153594531that's Jimmy Carr
>>153594475Calcio italiano
got the ball.
>win ball >get carded average ref performance vs Lazio
>>153594466No doubts about that, they were united against Motta and Tudor (based for that tho) too lol
slovak score end of 2nd period.most dangerous lead..
pellegrini can be an even lazier shite than nuno when he wants to be
provst seems to be a very promising cb. really big boy too
>>153594468Tresoldi plays for Germany
>entered the CL final timeline with Motta >decided that keeping the likes of Gatti and Locatelli happy was worth becoming an upper mid table team
cmon ratboy, show us what you've got
Trepy rating groundfloor get on NOW
zacca is honestly so shite at times
if Maldini was called Carlini he would be playing for the likes of Vis Pesaro or Giana Erminio
Erminio Ottone
more impact in 30 seconds than 85 minutes of zacc thats in the box you cunt
>>153594926not yet there is still hope if fattuso does the needful
jerry mina moment
such a late red dunno does it help much
I think I preferred the shcizo shooting than all these stupid near post / short corners that fail to beat the first man
fuck I thought that curled into the top corner
I still have no idea if Pisadog is another Palladino that does nothing and somehow stays afloat or if he's an actual football manager.
Nooit opgeven altijd doorzetten, Aangenaam door vermaak en nuttig door ontspanning, Combinatie Breda won.
cataldi oofbinlan gole 8)
blows early in both halves, warra wanker
>he begins his phrases with cartoon noises
>>153595860They look a lot better in possession than your average lower midtable shitters in games where he doesn’t park the bus, absolutely ripped Verona apart
sleep tight /seriefixable?/
Would
If you were Di Gregorio, realistically, what would you do
https://x.com/kick_champ/status/2025224078357889237This but with Antonio Conte
>>153596638find a less homely wife
>Di Gregorio was advised to post a "motivational message" on social media, but he refused. The Juventus goalkeeper is morally shattered by his latest performances.
>Di Gregorio was advised to post a "motivational message" on social media, but he refused. The Juventus goalkeeper is morally shattered by his latest performances.t. Michele De Blasis>>153596638Become a Marathon v-tuber/streamer
>>153596740tfw you romance samara in me2
>>153596740Quasi Jj log on her left shoulder
>>153596737So am I, maybe if he retires from football I will feel a little bit better
Speaking of wouldSleep tight /seriehunterschafer/
S-Surely the Scoterrone's gf won't cancel OD, right?
(post-nut claritypost) the final jj blackpill is that this team simply doesn’t have the tools to play anything but 3atb regardless of sballeti’s filosofee, probably for at least 1-2 windowsreal prio for jan should have been to get real wide backs to revitalize that setup, go all in on cancelo and get idk fucking nuno or iling jr and just grind down teams by being better than them out of possession, teuno can play right #10 and box crash again which is the only role he ever succeeded in outside the stroopwaafel liga
>>153596938that's definitely gay and not play pretend
wtf is that career path
>>153597092it’s called a hero’s journey, also known as a monomyth
>>153597092Enslaved: Odyssey to the West
>>153597000Really crave some stroopwafels rn
Really craving some gud merdato rumors
>>153598162mouzakitis pirola tzolakis all linked with juventus, truly a step down in their career since olympiacos is a team that wouldnt be knocked out by galata's circus
>>153598530Please Agent Greco do the needed in order to finalize the transfers
>>153594926>>153595577according to the argentine press Scaloni already called for the national team and told him he will score the winning penalty in the world cup final and will become the true heir of Messi and Maradona
Gianfranco Tzolakis
>>153598556i will talk to scalonihe cant get away with this
>>153598539im working on it with my good friend francois modesto and juventus' shadow technical director pierre issa
Oye Como vaMi ritmoBueno pa gozarLa Champions
>>153597092A downward one.
Di Gregorio
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