Short track is so chaotic.

>>153471792
>reaction time: 0.37s
I thought that the ADHD whould give zoomers good reaction times

>>153486695
why did Italian do that?

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>>153486767
trying to stay upright

>>153486777
>hits opponent in the head
>other opponent slides into him and makes him fall
instant karma for that roach

>>153486505
Man I love figure skating. I have a huge pantyhose fetish and love seeing young cute girls in pretty dresses and pantyhose. PERFECT!

I can follow and enjoy 99% of the sports, but ski jumping is just too boring tbqh

>>153486901
just looks like sliding off a ramp the broadcast doesn't make it clear that they're actually jumping at all

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>>153486695

Bunda fails italy for the first time this olympics.

Love from Kazakhstan.

why does bob attract more meme countries than any other winter sport? is it really because the Jamaican team movie?

>>153486901
yeah, obviously it's not but it seems almost arbitrary as to where they land, the differences between everyone's jumps isn't really visible

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why did the official olympics website use this photo?

>>153486777
who got advanced in this?

>>153487118
nobody turkey got a penalty but latvia wasn't in a qualifying position when it happened

somehow the bobsleigh looks more dangerous than luge or skeleton. if that thing fails, there's going to be bodybags.

>>153487303
If you tip over you're quite protected in the bobsled, might get a scratched helmet.

there's that korean hottie skater again

why is israel allowed to compete under their flag but russia and especially belarus aren't?

>>153487362
>literal IDF soldier playing
keeeeeek

What we watching? Women's short track just finished.

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>>153487336
her?

>>153487392
fuck yeah

what do i watch now?

>>153487362
(((who))) do you think paid for the condoms

>>153487410
slalom in about 30 bings

>>153487392
She deserved to win over the ugly hags
Lets face it, she could have come last and id still pick her over the gold medalist.

>>153487392
>An unshaven jaw
The surgeons back home are licking their lips

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>Have to wait until Thursday for Mountaineering

FUUUUUCK

>putting italians in charge of scheduling
doomed from the very start

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yes stefania same i'm gonna sleep until your next match too

is there anything to watch now?

>>153487520
Alpine skiing on in 15 minutes, then curling at the top of the hour.

literally nothing I'm interested in until big air shit schedule

>ice skated to work today (I help refugees)
>arrive at work, no one was stabbed or robbed last night
>just saw we won another gold medal
>my wife's bf ordered a new penis cage for me, just got word that it will arrive today from DHL
>3rd in medal chart
today is a good day, proud to be dutch

>>153487552
settle down ok

Do olympic skiers have fucked knees by the time their 50?

>>153487575
everyone assumes it's the athletes fucking each other but a lot of them are dating people from their coaching staff

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>Spaniard in the winter games

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>wooden shoes

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probleem?

>>153487473
nigga it's a quarter of the events in the summer olympics over the same amount of time

>>153487598
oooo nooeess

>>153487598
WAT NOU?

>>153487575
I really don't think most are doing that stuff, a lot of these athletes are in relationships. The irony is that the most degenerate people in society are usually ugly. Beautiful people can have whoever they want so they tend to be more monogamous, if you don't believe me look at swinger or orgy amateur porn. You'll have an incredibly hard time finding anyone above a 6 or 7/10.

But to answer your question my guess is either France or US.

>>153487611
then maybe don't put 4 or more events at the same time when you have empty slots

>>153487552
don't slit your throat on that edge

There's always muh condom stories in each summer and winter games, when really most are taking them for souvenirs. They're probably is a fair share of fucking going on though, how many condoms are being used in the process I dunno.

>>153487592
but what if they want to compensate it during time of
>at the olympics they all have tons of sex, you must do the same
of course you can expect some whores that believe in this shit they have to work as cum bucket
but for most of them i dont really think
>yeah, last night dudes fucked her, haha just imagine it
i dont really think this way, why would i look at woman and think about her eating dicks?

>>153487635
>do you have a new penile cage (custom made)
>do you have any mdeals even
yeah don't think so, please cut yourself on your salty tears

>>153487660
but you're the only one crying

>>153487670
Stop replying to him you weirdo.

>>153487670
>im not crying, youre crying!

damn feels good to be on paternity leave right now

>>153487598
>all for doing the exact same thing
Yes I have a problem

>>153487695
Quite a low percentage when you have the headlines and anons going on like nearly everyone is fucking like rabbits 24/7.

>>153487623
With you on that mate they put nothing on all afternoon and then all the best events at 6pm

>>153487639
>>153487710
They're cuckposters who get excited at the thought of other people having sex

>>153487598
>5 silver + 5 bronze medals < 1 gold medal
kek

>>153487695
Its just Matt Weston nobbing every bird there twice a day

>>153487750
Where as you are just lonely your whole life, a real surprise to everyone.

>>153487106
Because they're ugly from every other angle

whys there no nordic skiing today

>>153486505
>>153487106
Why is WMAF porn allowed?

>>153487952
>I like young tight bodies.
Most hebephilic post I've read recently

Curling is on right now
>>153487731
>>153487731

>>153486777
When he turns around fully exposes da arse, it's the perfect opportunity to get in raw.

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Swiss choked the gold then raged and walked off to die in the wilderness

>>153488230
another one for the collage

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>>153488266
Godspeed.

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why are italians like this

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>>153488266
The Swiss won. That's a Norwegian.

thoughts?

>>153488332
ahh shikata ga nai

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into the collage it goes

>>153488266
what a sore loser. He should be banned for life.

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>>153488375

>>153488375
his grandfather just died too
poor guy

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>>153488323
It doesn't matter how you cross the finish line, as long as you do.

>>153488323
he got hit by another skater and had to do this to not fall
pretty nice move actually

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>your country wins a gold
>sudden urge to look at the updated medal table

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went back for some webms

>Nothing but curling on

Looks like I'm watching curling.

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>>153488485

Thanks swiss, we're gonna need more french, swedish, swiss and german help to keep the norwegian gold medals down so we have a chance to catch up.

>>153488504
the duality of men

>>153488513
>>153488517
Why are Norwegians like this?

Good morning. Any interesting events on today?

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>>153488611

Norwegian just lost a ski event and stormed off the track.

>>153488663
bbbrrraaaaaappp

>>153488663
kek what a bunch of sore losers. Am I wrong that the athletes seem ultra cunty this olympics?

>>153488729
there is an undertone of increased hostility

>>153488748
Well, truly, everyone seems ultra cunty these days.

russia was the necessary villain of the olympics

i just took my magnesium so i will be sleepy soon

>>153488925
finally in the top 10

a magnesium suppository

>>153488942
sleep well bruce

watched all the luge and skeleton but I just can't take this bobsleigh shit seriously. the thing is so damn wide and unwieldy that it looks like there's very little control for optimizing beyond don't hit wall hope and for the best.
whereas you could really see the subtlety of steering and clean lines building speed by the elite skeleton riders

> On the world’s biggest stage, those who appear the strongest may still be fighting invisible battles on the inside. Even your happiest memories can end up tainted by the noise. Vile online hatred attacks the mind and fear lures it into the darkness, no matter how hard you try to stay sane through the endless insurmountable pressure. It all builds up as these moments flash before your eyes, resulting in an inevitable crash. This is that version of the story.
Okay I felt bad for Malinin but this is just pretentious. Is he that in love with his own “””poetry”””? Do Olympians typically post this kind of shit after a loss? I understand he’s working through strong emotions but it’s an unusual level of cringe

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>>153488663
>Norwegian just lost a ski event and stormed off the track.

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Got some women's hockey , USA/SWE up, but everything comes in a few hours, Bobsled, Figure Skating and Big Air Ski.

>>153489031
maybe put down the phone for the duration of the olympics

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Why doesn't this nigga try speed skating?

>>153489074
he was right

>>153489074
he'd be exposed

>>153488332
>>153488375
>>153489032

for people who have missed

>>>/wsg/6093935

>>153489031
He won’t say it outright, but I suspect he’s more furious toward the media coverage. Those New York headlines and NBC flip flopping are cancerous. It’s enough to make anyone mad, athlete or not.

>>153489074
Based Noah making the floorsqueakers seethe.

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>dead board
>suddenly sports even nobody actually cares about irl aside from 2 niche countries starts
>board somehow revives
are you all just braindead coomers from other boards or just the same 4 persons spamming?

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>>153489032

Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening

By Robert Frost

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

>>153489100
What are you even asking here. Do you want the board to stay dead and not talk about the international sporting competition?

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>>153489074
I didn't know the Pimp My Ride guy was an athlete.

>>153489120
just seems very artificial and sus

Good morning americhads what medals will we be winning today?

>>153489074
True, but the US tend to win at the Olympics anyway so it's irrelevant

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I did not care for the curling

>>153489074
>>153489167
I hope Noah is excited for the FIFA World Cup and World Baseball Classic
If memory serves he’s a weeb. Surely he’ll enjoy Japan winning the WBC back to back

>>153489074
i dont know who this nigga is

>>153487439
lmao i specifically changed my project schedule so im home wednesday evening already and can watch mountaineering while pretending to work

>>153489164
Gold in prescription drug commercials that advise you to tell your doctor if you’ve had / are getting “a vaccine”

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>>153489177