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>>153482484
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square thread
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ciryl gane solved mma in a garage... with a team of retards!!!
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>>153497278
tough fight for smith bare knuckle is a different beast
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everyone says garbrandt against cruz was the best fighter in the world, personally i think it was gooby against alvarez
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>gamebred april 10th - call off unemployment that day
Anthony Smith vs. Chase Sherman
Guto Inocente vs. Mohammed Usman
Alexandr Romanov vs. Nikolay Kovalenko
Bruno Cappelozza vs. Todd Duffee
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good lord it feels like Duffee has been getting heemed once every five years for fifteen years
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>>153497348
That could be me if I gained 270lbs and then proceeded to lose it.
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conor mcdouble
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conor mcchicken
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conor mcnuggets
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Conor McGregor, or as they say in France, Conor McGregor.
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could a mcgregor and mcdonalds link up be in order?
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Weebs hate it when you remind them Horiguchi started his career in the UFC, they'll sperg and run to their tranime when you tell them he is UFC talent
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Kys nigger
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>>153497459
Everyone talks shit about Sean but then they freeze up when he feints a teep.
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>>153497455
McWalk out sponsored by BEATS
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sean talk shit? he will pull his glock if you make him mad
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>>153497481
That's because they know an accurate piston like jab is following it, down the pipe
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>Y-y-you hev a real gun bradda dis guy crazy, somebody help me!!
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"knuckle up!" i cry, driving my extended fingers into your eye sockets
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Strickland *owns a firearm*

Khamzat: shitting pissing myself bradda what da fuck?!
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>ilia topuria regularly heems his training partners
>fighters leave the ufc and return much better
>guys who do nothing but light spar tend to become ineffective bums
the psychological boost from beating the shit out of people must be taken seriously
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oh brazza he has a real gun my belly sour I can not fite 2028 return dana
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“The whole time I was working, in the shadows in the back. It’s what business owners do. I was just hustling, brother. Seeing what I could do, what networks I could get on, what sponsors I could bring on board. I did everything to keep the dream alive, just like fighting. I was able to secure some funds, so here we go.”
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>>153497527
It's a very real thing
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>>153497521
why would a guy that's forced to sexually pleasure and worship Kadyrov be so worried about a pistol? Starting to think this chechen dog has a yellow belly
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>>153497455
nah goobeys my boy but hes not no travis scott
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Strickland NEEDS to beat the pigshit out of some streamer to get his mojo flowing before the Fluffy fight
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that's illegal brazza
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Ilia Topuria is the only drawl left in the UFC
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>>153497552
gooby did this to paulinagi and still lost
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Lmao How badly did Khamzat rape stricklel that he started bringing a gun to sparring?
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king of the streets
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>>153497552
might be a bad day for strickland awnestly
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>>153497582
nigga got raped in that can you just know the bigger they are the harder they fall
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imagine pleaing temp. insanity
id tell that faggot judge yeah i tried to kill that nigga for touching my kid
>honestly? respect, you are free to go.
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>>153497582
That animal should have never been released
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>>153497582
Cung Le and a fan
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brown pride vs manc fear
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Aspinal catching strays from a twink China man KWAB dude better just walk away from mma
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welcome home cain!
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>>153497639
*gets deported* lol
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If a murderous animal like cain is free so should Ghislaine
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If Cain had waited for the guy to leave his house and shoot him in his driveway, no jury would have ever convicted him. Dumbass shot at a moving car from a moving car while in a residential area. Wish he was still inside sucking dick for doritos.
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if boxing is "the sweet science" then what does that make mixed martial arts?
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Sources are telling me former Bellator fighter and lifer, War Machine, is the leader of his block's aryan brotherhood white nationalist organization
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>>153497639
I hope a big net dropped on them after this and they flew them by chinook into a volcano
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>>153497685
the engineering
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>>153497685
Joe "Sugar Culo" Rogan provides all the sweetness mma needs
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>>153497685
The homeless guy that nerd is scared of on his walk home.
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If boxing is the "sweet science" then Raja Jackson beating an pinkskin to death is ankin to Bethovens 5th Symphony
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>>153497685
gay rape
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>>153497686
if he embraces islam he might be our next new york city mayor
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joes not gay. there was an autistic kid at his gym that always stared at his meng in the change room and joe only let him look as long as he didnt try to touch it or anything
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>>153497724
What did it look like man?
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>>153497724
That autistic kid? Mikey Muscemeci.
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It's 2026 lil bro no one gives a fuck if you smoke fags
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Taunting Poatan's family and young children while their dad was unconscious was a disgusting niggerly thing for Adesanya to do.
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I'd smoke a fag like a cigarette
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Can I bum a fag?
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I want to fit in too
Let me gag on some ciggadick haha!
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>>153497823
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Fluffy fight week and this place is dead? Dam heem y'all fell off bad
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>>153497845
Racist bitches know there days are numbered
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>their

GOOD MORNING SARS
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>>153497870
we dont do that hear
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>>153497870
he said there
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>>153497845
It's because the janny bans everyone who hurts his little feelings :(
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>>153497813
well now Israel is brain damaged wonk legged and prone to getting heemed Pyfer will be his final atonement as he kills him with a huge telegraphed right hand
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>>153497911
Tell that nigger to take a chill pill lol
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>>153497936
True lmfao, sad faggot desu
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janny has banned me more than once for posting PvZ's butthole, they hate tradition
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>>153497984
You should post it again methinks, hmm?
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Me when janny shows up
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I've been treated by the owner of the board
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You said what?
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Go check in the office before you do or say anything...
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>>153498000
This little beaner midget lives rent free in my head
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Chills.
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>>153498165
gangbanging at a carnival is crazy
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>>153498214
gotta rep the goldfish toss chico
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>>153498165
That's greekgodx
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Why is Amanda Ribas built like this?
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>>153498427
That's the way god built her ya chud
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this thread got me feeling vociferous
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>>153498447
Me was born this way
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we will remind them
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My dick is about as thick as your wrist so yuod better fuken never look me in the eye and sit down whehn you pee at my domicile
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a tranny heemed more people. I'm scared
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>>153498600
well I got real skinny wrists playa I wear your mama's clit ring as a wristwatch
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>>153498625
You're afraid?
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I'm sad sadly :(
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>>153498427
built for me sniffing her stinky poop hole if you know what I mean haha
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>>153498751
You know what that's actually really based I think
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>>153497611
Based and true. Dude is an absolute nigger-tier retard for firing at moving traffic while in a moving vehicle himself. Also did jack shit until his kid had already been molested (apparently) 100+ times.
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decided that fried rice is on the list of shit not worth making at home
alexa grasso and volk especially would agree
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Every single night for a summer
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>>153498805
but fried rice is cheap and easy to make at home
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>>153498805
You're fucking retarded
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>>153498805
Really really bad take man. Do better.
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>>153498805
Are you crazy in your head, man?
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Can't believe the Epipen files said, "Let the brazzas deal in the ground game". Shooken.
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>>153498805
i thought you people were good at that shit
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>>153497270
i'm a nicksick i like a quick fick
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if eric nicksick has no enemies it means i am dead
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>>153498862
Fuck you
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eric dickshit
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welcome to the ultimate, fighting challenge
>burps
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>>153498918
:(
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>>153498918
Dont ever talk to him like that again or Ill fuck yuor ass and make you hunble
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>>153498973
Run it straight
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HELLO
(mma will never be the same)
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>>153498926
Sorry
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>>153497582
He can come back and be the heavyweight champion right now.
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people forget what a fucking monster sean strickler can be when he unleashes his full power
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>>153499100
Two of the biggest pillow fists the UFC has ever seen.
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heeminder nicksick said strickland sucks shit after his performance vs ddp
strickland said ok not your friend then
nicksick said sorry

levels in this game
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remember the odds against strickbeast? dude destroyed adesanyas career and btfo the ufc yet still keeps headlining cards. sean strickland won, just deal with it.
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ngl i could watch strickland all day. his gentle fist ancient martial art strike deflections are so fun to watch.
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hernandez is a huge favorite
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>>153499123
Unironically agree
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somebody post pvz's butthole.
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Who are you to doubt Sean R. Strickland?
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>>153499047
Im really sorry
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>>153499161
It’s okay :)
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McGregor vs Diaz 3 at UFC White House.

https://youtu.be/uJb8XmeKkow?si=ZahggdwxH3NAEPdA
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>>153499140
Adesanya by question mark kick heem bro
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>>153499227
>ZERO important fights booked right now
>ufc white house is the biggest fricking event ever
>they will find a way to get zero important fights on the card
how? why?
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daner said the card is done
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>>153499284
Dana has no involvement in UFC matchmaking or contractual decisions.
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buhbuhbuh I make card wid flip phone buhbuh
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dana is my bitch
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>>153499288
yeah but he has inside information on stuff like that via his friend hunter campbell match maker extraordinary
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do we have big fights coming up or are they all cans vs cans
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UFC White House: Dern vs Zhang
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>>153499299
nothing huge but there seems to be a ton of 7.5/10 fights ever since the paramount deal
i.e. strickland vs hernandez level fights
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>>153499318
so it seems
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this is post is gonna be a little bit long winded so bear with me but i really appreciate the outpouring of support for luke thomas these last few months. his MK ride or die just ditched him for a contract with CBS and now he's doing workshoot interviews with dana white where dana is literally caressing him like a bitch. like full on contact like he's being inseminated by dana white in the long evenings. luke doesnt really present himself like a faggot but he did purchase a mail order bride from columbia which is something a lot of repressed homosexuals do once they leave the military. not to mention luke has murdered a lot of untouchables in afghanistan, primarily women but ive heard he dipped his toes in all sorts of fucked shit. pretending to defuse landmines then making people walk through fields ect... he's been through a lot and brian leaving him in the dust probably takes the cake so the fact you guys have been there for him means a lot to a longtime MK supporter. thanks
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>>153499299
Next 3 weeks are good cards

Saturday
>Strickland vs Fluffy
>Neal vs Medic
>Smith vs Harrell (both undefeated)
Plus about 6 other fights that are likely finishes

UFC Mexico City
>Moreno vs Kavanagh
>Zellhuber vs Green
>Pinas vs Schultz
Less name value but Mexican cards are always good

UFC 326
>Charles vs Max 2
>RDR vs Caio
>Font vs Rosas Jr
>Robocop vs Ferreira
>D Johnson vs Dusko

There's 25 finishes the next 3 weeks
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>>153499336
AARON
FUCKING
PICOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153499336
thoughts on rongzhu? lucas tracy thinks he'll be ranked #9 by the end of this year
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kony steel can still become champion
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>>153499348
he was smart to pull out against salkilld
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>>153499363
why? rongzhu has dynamite in his hands and salkild is a generally untested lottery pick prospect. a type of guy you say "damn, he'll be ranked #15 in 3 years" rongzhu is projected to break into the top 10 this year. that's big, bud
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why are brits such awful /heem/ posters
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>>153499378
i like the one that posts cooking with volk
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>>153499378
1. it's not their sport and they don't understand it just like you and me don't understand soccer
2. it's like 415 am there right now so it's only alcoholics and junkies still up
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joe has dynamite in his butt
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why does chael post like a /heem/er
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>>153499414
Chael = Sweden?
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when was prime lewis? i can't pinpoint this mythical beast
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make AI video Dana juggle flip phone laugh fun excited face red
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It takes an American mind to scout high level prospects like Kody Steele and Aaron Pico.
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bro's really getting hype for 2026 Bobby Green and Rob Font
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its Tom's dad thats forcing him to fake his injury for views
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bobby green has discovered ibogaine and is ready for a title run and pico's shuffle is intense
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>>153497278
Fuck yeah, we get to see Smiff get heemed again
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farted myself awake
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Tito can we use the jukebox please I dont want to hear Papa Roach again its been an hour Tito
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>>153499671
PUTTIN' TOO MUCH FOOD IN YOUR FAT ASS MOUTHS
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Tito why are all the flat screens set to test pattern
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tito's cantina is a family establishment with fun puzzles and games for the kids
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unlock the crane game with a rusty hex crank fun for all
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we're talmbout fun riddles crosswords and other brain teasers while waiting for food, crayons on the house!
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>>153499732
Resident Evil type shot type shit
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no nothing like that you stupid fucking leaf
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that was uncalled for i apologize
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sincerely but also respectfully
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fuck that leaf nigga I'd take an shit directly onto his front doorstep
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>>153497372
Dig up that nigga Levar Johnson, let him bang.
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>>153500044
Why the fuck does their line of work mean they're not related? This is definitely a Palantir cover up
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Keep an eye out for a young prospect that goes by the name of Joshua Van
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>>153497278
white house main event
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Stitch Duran was never my friend
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heeminder that hunter forbade smiff from doing powerslap
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>>153500220
It'd be fascinating to see Smiff implement the corpse guard into slap fighting though
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Da Crazy Hawaiian vs Smiff
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>>153500243
the patented lionheart armadillo back roll undoubtedly is the best way to avoid a paramount+ ad free subscription Slap™ brought to you by mr s leather and polymarket, skittles, taste the rainbow
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Marcus McGhee is one freaky looking dude
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Anthony Smith went to decision with Jon Jones.
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shut up
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Nate vs Gooby III on the White House lawn will be the definition of chills.
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Jon Jones is losing the decision with his sexuality.
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>ooh me bleedin' eye that's sore that is
>ciryl why'd you 'urt me in a fight mate
>why's you's lot booin' meh?
>dad?
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jon is winning thougheverbeit he has a helwanette he can beat up and sully the lineage of which is about as based an act someone with his melanin affliction can do
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What if the first body kick strickland throws crumples hernandez in the first round
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“You LA guys, I’m obsessed with” - real quote from Jon "Crippled Black Faggot" R. Jones
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alanis morisette could write a song about bitchspinall the wrangler and everything he said about the 2 division GOAT before holding up the division over a sore eye
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mr. play it safe was afraid to fight
he packed his lunchbox and kissed his tard goodbye
he waited his whole damn life to take that fight
As ciryl gane walked down, he thought
"well, isn't this nice?"
and isn't it ironic, don't you think?

it's like rain on your heeming day
it's no contest when you've already bled
it's jon jones advice that you just didn't take
and who would've thought, it figures
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30 Million United States Dollars.
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more dollars than jesus is mentioned in the freakin' bible
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strickbeast will body weem the beaner
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I said the N word today
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>(500+ missed calls from Joe Rogan)
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>>153500490
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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Tom needs an eye for an eye if this HW title is going to happen
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>>153500342
This dude zesty as fuck. King of zest even!
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>>153500342
Bones looks ASS DRUNK in this photo
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>>153500581
monitor
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD3bkHQT8qo

its up
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>>153500581
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>>153499140
levels.
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Jon Jones held the UFC heavyweight title for approximately 840 days, from his victory over Ciryl Gane on March 4, 2023

How long will the Aspinall title reign last?
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We turn our vibrators in here
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>>153500614
that's me thougheverbeit
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>>153500627
The Aspinall title reign ended in October.
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>>153500650
UFC averages 1 heavyweight title fight every 2 years.

Tom was promoted to champ, was fouled, retained the championship.

He's going to be at least 1 year into his title run before we get any news.
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>title reign
that's a bit much
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Cain Velasquez recklessly shot his firearm into a fleeing car, hitting the in-laws of the man he was trying to kill.
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>>153500674
i'm not sure tim will be getting the same leniency, i dread
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>>153500707
who amongst us hasn't drunkenly shot at our in laws
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it's been 8 years of just 6 men fighting for the undisputed ufc heavyweight title
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Sergei Pavlovich will save the UFC
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waldo will save the poohfc
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>>153497843
Qrd on this image?
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waldo lost to pavlovich
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Title Rain
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Bottles and Cain linked?
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>>153500961
many are saying this
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I also in many ways linked with Bottles
(drinking my pain away)
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>>153497593
only blacks do that
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>>153501064
we call it dulling round hjaa
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>>153501064
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>>153501107
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Official theme music of UFC WHITE HOUSE
https://youtu.be/rDb3RedWVcg?si=tqNvsIzPH4PP_GcD
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oh that's tight that's the tightest fucking choke i've ever fucking seen
*choke slips off like taking a hand off your shoulder*
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big zoot for a little man
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no for real i'm in pain right now my lower back
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>>153501228
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the new kp deals are terrible
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Rogan literally hit two tokes of the blunt and turned into The Thing.
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Wtf is wrong with this nigga?
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>>153501298
he must be sold the worst ditch
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Tito's cantina open 48 hours a week every other tuesday
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>>153501346
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tna really dropped the ball with steiner and tito
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member when Dana tried to convince the world that australians can fight by signing a bunch of wog shitters? kek what a wild time that was
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>>153501423
Dana has no involvement in UFC contractual decisions or matchmaking.
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>>153501434
>t. dana's lawyer
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0 american UFC champs
1 australian UFC champ
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what exactly does dana do
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>>153501367
I still wake up (farting even) in terror remembering when Tito pearl harbored Rampage with a rubber hammer
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Just met Cain at the cpd office we have the same probation officer ama
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0 australian GOAT
∞ American GOATs
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>>153501500
What does he smell like?
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>>153501500
a chicken fajita and a mexican coke to go ese
>>153501492
thinking of the promos they would have given us tito would have been the perfect hype man for bpp
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>>153501517
Finnie answered the question he smells good
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>>153501434
This is the same as Hillary throwing her burner phone of a cliff
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tito does smell very nice
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Imagine working hard, climbing to corporate ladder. Landing a job at TKO, only for Dana and Vince to poo on your head
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Watched that Shadow vs Nico Carillo fight and seeing the muay thai fags seethe that the slick muay thai guy got mogged by some meathead who swangs in small gloves has been hilarious
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erin blanchfield could beat the shit out of hannah fry
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>>153501572
muay thai weebs are such faggots
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it wouldn't even be close
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Gane moves his knight, the pawn cowers in fear
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>>153501572
boxing, wrestling and being BLACK mogs all I fear
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>>153501653
the ridiculous teeth look even more prominent with the gushing blood
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>>153501653
You really are here all the time aren't you?
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the wmma isn't good at head movement it gives me grief
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>>153501659
zero black champions
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just accepting that the temptation to explore other gyms will always be an ever-present threat to my loyalty
in many ways all of them good i am the jon bones jones of heem
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Joshua Van - Freestyle
Petr Yan - Boxing
Alexander Volkanovski - MMA
Ilia Topuria - BJJ
Islam Makhachev - Sambo
Khamzat Chimaev - Wrestling
Alex Pereira - Kickboxing
Tom Aspinall - Freestyle

Mackenzie Dern - BJJ
Valentina Shevchenko - Muay Thai
Kayla Harrison - Judo
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>>153501808
aspisstwat is not the champion
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gane - pankration
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Does this look like someone struggling with his vision at all?
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macedonian actually
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Paddy may have lost but we still have the best electrical outlet design in the world
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oh no you don't
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We are coming for our second belt
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>>153501959
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tomala has lost control of his bowels
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Who's the best fighter outside the UFC
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>me name's tom aspinall and i've only gone an shit meself
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>>153502184
usyk would heem any, i'm horrified
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>>153502184
The rizin brazza seems like a beast
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>>153502236
pereira would literally chin the cunt
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Y'all marks really fell for the work hold this L
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“I just can’t stop thinking about my boyfriend that I left back there in that cell. We had some really good times in those short three days. So yeah, it’s kind of sad. I wrote him, but he hasn’t wrote me back yet, just hoping he got my letter.”
- direct quote from Jon Jones.
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any... except GODne
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>>153502310
tom pack it in and give up the belt it's time
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>>153497278
bareknuck mma is going to be our new thing
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Y'all marks really falling for the eye poke script dam this place has went down the gutters lately
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>>153502347
gamebred has been around for years cazzie faggot
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tom screwed tom
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jon screws men
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Is mike musumeci the most annoying, cocksucking dweeb piece of shit you've ever seen?
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>>153502494
Nah b I own a mirror.
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mma is saved
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>>153502506
bamboozled that buster
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Jump up in the thread like
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>>153502246
Tofiq Musayev? kek we've seen how that turned out.
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>>153502677
shaydullaev you mong
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>>153502603
this wouldve been a dream match like 12 years ago
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>>153502740
She is so cute, it's unreal
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>>153502603
>the word "nude" nowhere to be found
i sleep
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Me trying to talk about my ethniticy and body status whilst recieving hatered
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>>153502603
how is this actually happening?

neither have trained for a long long time, isn't Gina like 40+? doesn't Rousey have a deal with UFC/TKO?
is Netflix money that good?
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>>153502603
>jake pauls promotion managed to convince netflix to pay for this auntie sparring match
kek cant wait to hear daner talk shit
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>>153502677
He wasn’t even champ in rizin
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>>153502781
being champion in Rizin is like getting a toy you already had in a happy meal
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Ronda Rousey has had serious issues with concussions for many years and is already exhibiting symptoms of CTE
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How come heem is the only /sp/ general that got taken over by mentally ill people?
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>>153502791
Rizin produce the best talent, Jiri, Kape, gooch, how many legends did PFL produce?
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>>153502840
that's not even remotely true
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>>153502852
GFL is where the talent is gonna come from in the very near future, mark my words.
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>>153502603
Would be unironically good if they both weren’t so walled
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>>153502840
/hoc/ is full of friend simulating retards, I have no clue who half the retarded namefags they yap about are
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>>153502603
neither of them look like that
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>>153502852
bro tried to sneak kape in like we wouldn't notice
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horiguchi came from the UFC first
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>>153502895
He was a Rizin champ
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>>153502917
yeah and he sucks
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Gina will heem and she has beautiful arches. Jamie, pull up her wiki feet rating
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>>153502603
aunt-off
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>>153503080
god damn gina is fine af
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>>153502603
Return of the Mack
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heeminder ronda posted about taking it up her spiced up colon for guacamole
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>>153503096
looks better than she was architect'd up thats fersure
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>>153502184
More like Jack (the) Hack
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>>153503143
>implying you wouldn't have heemed her sweaty then too
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>>153503080
mmm
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WTF did zatdaddy do to him?
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>>153503305
laid on top of him for minutes at a time
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>>153503305
mmm
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Schaub ruined this general
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>>153502603
hw gina smothering me with her fat italian ass while ronda is somewhere else idc really
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>>153503385
she has to smell so good
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jesse jackson bros...
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Schaub fucked Ronda and invented Zatdaddy posting. And now he has a dumpy latina wife. Oh and he knocked Cro Cop the fuck out.
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>>153502603
It's crazy we used to have hot real vaginal women in MMA
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>>153503412
i loved american idols with paula abdul
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Facts = Ronda cheated on Schaub with the guy who flatlined him
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>>153503305
with tom aspinall's imminent suicide, dricus has a bright future at heavyweight against the pure strikers who remain, including the new arrival pereira! actually fuck that 205 is wide open too
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>>153503420
Rude!
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>>153503470
Dana had Ronda first
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ronda looks like she does not smell very nice
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ronda has always been an ugly hog with the on exception of strikeforce weigh in ronda
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Dana and Schaub are eskimo bros
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you know what this means right? daner released ronda. is he growing soft in his old age?
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>>153502806
>quit judo due to brain damage
>pick up mma
>quit mma due to brain damage
>return to mma in your 40s
lol and lmao
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by the way, dont look up how ronda's children are named
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wheres ronday rousey fine ahh @??
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>>153503585
Was Gina even good? Never watched her fight
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>>153502603
>Gina Carano
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>>153503609
https://youtu.be/YXyMrBABbJ4
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>>153503623
RIP John Brenkus. He was a Real One
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>>153503621
she fought mostly cans and lost against prime heavily roiding cyborg, by wmma standards shes pretty good
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Trucking is my compassion!
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>>153503621
WMMA was in its infancy when she fought. Everyone sucked back then instead of just 80% sucking today
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>>153503621
Prime Gina wouldn't be top 10 today. She's just a brave hard working fighter at a time when everyone else was shit. She isn't actually any good.
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Is Sean Stricklland a good MMA fighter or just pure charisma?
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>>153503692
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>>153503723
If you don't have defense in the middle, and offense on the sides, he will be an issue.
If you have hooks or kicks from the side, you will fuck him up.

He's all in the middle, no flanks.
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>>153503723
he is not charismatic
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there is no way ronda is winning and even less way that i will be watching that crap
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>>153503623
the most difficult part of getting choked out by gina carano would be hiding my boner
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>>153503770
Gina is 45 years old, and hasn't done any sports for 17 years.
The year she last fought, Barrack Obama was just appointed president.
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Dana has probably locked himself in the war room and is comfort eating all his favourite fuck it Friday snacks
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>>153503813
this gets her back in the movies win or loss b talmbout a strikeforce superfight. cyborg fights winner at the white house
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You got to call Rampage Jackson for some affirmative action
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>>153503723
there has never been a good fighter
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>>153503660
>John Brenkus
Damn he killed himself. He shouldve got into bjj
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Arman got next
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McGregor was pretty good
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Ali Abdelaziz, Hasbulla, Rampage Jackson. Woodchipper.
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Gina looks hot, especially for 44. A pawg milf for your consideration.
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>>153503723
He goes to WAR and he’s ready to DIE in the cage bro!
*jabs and teeps and shells for 25 minutes*
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Heeminder fluffy will pull out (again)
Guy is a fragile pull out merchant
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>fluffy
>pulls out
checks out
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got the new diego lopes bic
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>>153504112
Pull out Strickgaped’s bacon void after prolapsing it, yeah
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Murdering my thirst with some liquid death rn ™
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>>153503305
DDP vs Jiri
DDP vs Ulberg ( to see if Ulberg get revenge for Izzy)
DDP vs Khalil
DDP vs Pereira

all kino matchups
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doo is still reeling from strickchamp dogwalking dogbender
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>>153503621
Not really. She can probably beat Rousey if she insists on making it a stand up fight, though.
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>>153497639
I wish they'd deport that beaner
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>>153504274
what's his name
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>>153501850
Soccer is an inherent skill to all British dorks. They can do it with their eyes closed. It has to do with being under a roof while it rains 330 days a year.
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>>153504463
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>>153504319
She hasn’t fought in almost 20 years anon. Ronda is gonna be -500 and she’ll do her same judo trip shit and sub her in 2 minutes
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>>153501808
Yan vs Volk is the fight to make
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Luis Gurule fight week
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>>153504536
As long as Gina's boobs jiggle once in the fight I'm happy
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>>153497582
Physique looks a bit different without gear.
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illlia has gone from fighting islam's sloppy seconds to fighting eddie alvarez's sloppy seconds
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>>153497711
>an pinkskin

Saar
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Ilia has gone from literal who to dwarfing McGregor's legacy
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Just heard the news on Robert Duvall and Jessie Jackson. What were their favorite heems?
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>>153504653
how new are you
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>>153504663
Dwarf alright
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>>153504627
only once?
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>>153504712
Turn your monitor on
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>>153504710
Shut the fuck mongoloid. I didn’t give you permission to speak.
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>>153501712
>>153501762
now that the boys are here i feel this deserves a retread
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Just ate a orange and cannot get the sticky residue off my phone and hands wtf is in this gmo shit
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Fluffy Hernandez vs a guy who stands ramrod straight and wings hooks when under any sort of pressure
I wonder how this will go
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>>153504765
that's basically like tree meng juice and kinda gay homie
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gmos are based you broke reddit bitch
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>>153504670
on his death bed, bobby told me he would rewatch
namajunas vs esparza 2 almost every day
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>>153504831
Why you talk like a faggot?
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Has Gartheje ever addressed this?
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>>153504536
Didn't Ronda insist on standing and throwing her shitty punches instead of taking people to the ground for like her last 5 fights?
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>>153504899
He was on all kinds of antibiotics in there, he was half dead
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>>153504880
activate your one plus screen
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Clozadeadmommypiggy be like:

"Why you no here 21 hours a day and know da maymay!!!"
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Nate vs Tony
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>>153504928
Activate your mommy.
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>>153504900
She has PTSD about getting hit
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someone here made a good point the other day

anyone remember what it was?
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Taking your diapers alive!
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>>153504959
yes
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Clozapig has been posting for 16 hours straight with no breaks
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>>153504981
Poor poor poopy pimp pizza piggy!
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>>153504981
Do these threads have fake boogeymen just like /pw/?
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just heard about rich franklin
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>>153504959

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153482484/#q153492017
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>>153505013
This lonely faggot was trying to make friends here on Christmas Day? What a fucking loser lmao no wonder his mom killed herself.
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>>153505070
Bodied that MAPiglet freak!!!
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wow just watched this zesty ass dude beat up some rican on karate combat
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Just farted myself awake xD
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ronda and gina vs ngannou
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Gina Carano is so FUCKING hot
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>>153505187
Lmao
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gina is fucin basef
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>>153505190
She got thick in all the right ways. She was in incredible shape in her youth. Our kids will mount the world.
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>>153505190
many are saying this
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>>153505190
was on my way to post this
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>>153505244
WHERE'S YOUR MOMMY!

*CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*

WHERE'S YOUR MOMMY!

*CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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Running train on khabib
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If Gina is so great, then why is is she over 40 and have no husband or kids?
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>>153505478
ever heard of she doesn't feel like it yet?
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>>153505478
>Over 40
and is still pre-wall? UNreal.
>no husband or kids
she's waiting for me.
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>>153505478
She's saving herself for me.
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I would simply refuse to have a meltdown on 4chan.gov/heem
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>>153505536
Can you tell us which post specifically isn't making you upset?
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>>153505506
>>153505529
>>153505532
>she’s waiting
For what? Any kids she has now are likely to turn out retarded.
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>>153505589
that only happens to poor people, her daddy is loaded and so am i. im also extremely thick solid and tight.
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>>153505612
You’re loaded up with BBC milk like a good pozzed piggy
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being a deranged homosexual is the best base for posting on heem.net
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>>153505701
seems to work like epo at least
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>>153505762
WHERE'S YOUR MOM AT?
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>>153505672
i dont even respond to these posts. btw tom won.
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tom most definitely did not win
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>>153506139
The raped hollowed out eye bitch of the year with Clozapig's mom...
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story, fight, legacy. won them all.
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Poor sad suffering cpiggy :(
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Andy Aspinall has reportedly developed a nerve agent that he is preparing to release into the River Seine
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Is Gina pronounced like how Im saying it? Gina
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>>153506139
>I don’t respond
You just did
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no he didn't
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Suffer you bitch ass fat faggot, suffer!!
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>P-please stop making fun of me or your soul will be destroyed or something!! :(

Souls aren't a real thing you retard lmfao, my soul? Kill yourself dumbass!
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>>153506373
Tomala didn’t change xer DDPs after Ganedaddy’s Frothy fromage dropped outta them!
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Clozapig is 46 years old btw.
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>>153506446
Spamdaddy really gets these porkers sufferin’ huh
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>>153506488
And he's bragging on 4chan about collecting disability and shoveling snow for a living? Christ, what a fucking loser he should seriously consider suicide at this point.
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>>153506512
>he

*it
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>>153506553
His mom? That bitch is dead nigga, lmao RIP fat ugly bitch!!
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Aaron pico will turn his career around and will become the greatest ever 145er
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What if sean strickland keep ticks his way to a resounding split decisiin victory?
Would he be next in line to lose to Khamzat?
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>>153506587
Aaron Pico will turn his career around and start pulling 1800 miles as an over the road trucker.
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been collecting a list of people im going to heem. mentally ill freaks will be released from the UFC
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>>153506658
Put yourself on that list
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I really gotta stop eating pizza from the gas station, this diarrhea is killing me
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>>153506735
no, and now you're on it. freak.
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Anyway I'm going to the gas station for a couple slices of pizza, yall want anything while I'm there?
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>>153506800
Yeah can I get an bonnar pill and some energy drinks
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>>153506776
Fuck you
>>153506800
Fuck you
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>>153506800
some Snyder's jalapeno pretzel bites and a large Monster, green cap
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no way carano is making 145 lbs
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>>153506800
2 Jack links
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>>153506828
The sugar free?
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>>153506842
Gotta have Jack Links
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>>153506847
yeah, original taste tho
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>>153506878
All they have are the lo carb blue ones is that okay?
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>>153506800
extra cheese extra pepperoni
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Gotta have my monster energy

https://youtube.com/shorts/aMYZau1myeU?si=fvmtnfm4CrXRKc5A
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>>153506950
2 large meatlovers, hold the mom?
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AND STILL
>>153507004
>>153507004
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>>153503080
God damn, Gina absolutely Tit moggs Ronda.



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