Today's scheduleMen's session 909:05 (NOW)Switzerland-SwedenUSA-ChinaCzechia-Germany14:05Women's session 9Sweden-CanadaItaly-JapanDenmark-USAKorea-Switzerland19:05Men's session 10Germany-SwitzerlandUSA-ItalyCanada-GBSweden-Norway>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Watch RTS (Swiss VPN required):https://www.rts.ch/sport/jo/milan_cortina-2026/epg/Previous: >>153487731
*makes ya seethe*
Let’s fucking go
STANDINGS(3 games remaining)
inb4 canada cheats yet again
Pls Czechia don't get your first win against Deutschland today
Are these games all shitter games?
Oldenburg looks like a loser who ends up an unlikely war hero after fighting in WW2
Switzerland 2-0 SwedenGermany 2-0 CzechiaUSA 0-0 China
>>153499882Go Go Chud!
>>153499906kino Marc is very cute desu
Curling is a bit dead tonight.
>>153500010im here bro
>>153500010Wagies at work, neets asleep
>>153500010Mens is for the real onesWomens is for the thirsty bois
>>153500010leafbots got the night offburgers are mostly asleepi just got done eating
>>153500015Self-employed watching every single game of the tournament as usual.I wonder how many people in the world managed to do that.
>>153500010I am here. lmao
Wasn't Sweden meant to be good?
Get Casper out and the boomer in
>>153500010none of these matches matter much.well GER and USA ofc wants more wins
>>153499954corrrknew she was a specimen under that zip-up
>another Minions moviedamn
>>153500035Gold medalists in 2022, 7-time world champions. Kind of.
>>153500047then what the fuck happened to them?
>>153500035They used to be good but they've been shit all year. As to why? Who knows.
>>153500055canada cheated
>>153500055Sabotaged for wrongthink
>>153500047Do curlers get cooked? Throwing the rock seems like something you could do until your body gives out.Sweeping is probably a younger man's game.
>>153500035it was our free gold in the past other cunts got gud
>>153500055They attempted weird strats during their first two matches. They did not get steamrolled immediately but it was just weird watching them play. Our highly experienced commentator could not tell what they were doing. And they just kept on being kind of disappointing since then (most of the time).
>>153500074It was old man Edin trying to do impossible shots to get 3p instead of 2 all the time and failing
>>153500070I was watching a game with my father the other day, and he immediately laughed about this man's haircut. Which is weird, because he never does that, and it did not really stand out for me. The Swedish team looks rather tidy.
whats the best sheet to watch right now
>>153500087I know it isn't new, but his eye twitching looks more disturbing when he's losing. It does not make him look very well/sane.
wtf I don;t understand why Germany did that.
sweden needs new blood. this team is just out of steam. maybe keep wrana because he won gold with this sister
SUI goated in this olympics, they are playing better than we ever did
Our commentators are coping seeting and dilating
>>153500099USA of course. I'm also watching the suisse swede blowout. I haven't watched any of germany's and subgermany's games.
>>153500106It's really insane they managed to win gold when you watched them during the RR, even more so his sister was choking very regularly. They completely changed their consistency during the finals. Perhaps Swedes just need games with high stakes. The 2022 final vs Scotland really was peak.
The Chinese nerds are mogging the Jews tb h
>>153500125The resurfacing of the stones saved them, also clutch wife.
Edin is our Vonn. Just had to come back and embarass himself. Still glad he ruined r/curling
MUSKATEWITZ
>>153500171Go back
>>153500125I feel like this is just how it is s in curling sometimes. You don't find you mojo, the margins aren't with you in the most important moments, you get tilted, additional pressure when losses are mounting up.
Damn Marc did an amazing job.
>>153500189TrulyHad to make up for a previously missed stone
>>153500194yeah, i remember that. I was like wtf over that... lmao
I like the Milf on the U.S bench
>(On Edin) ‘It's a stone that reflects his tournament.’rude
>>153500241kek poor him
the queen has arrived
>>153500244Soph is here?
Why do the chinese say hard in english but speak in chinese for everything else?
>>153500241Why even watch that game, Swiss are already in and Swedes already out
They're just chill.
>>153500250excuse youself
>rai isn't showing curling because of some fucking bicycle shit
wtf, Bruce Mouat is gay?
>>153500261Multiscreen is ALWAYS on
>>153500262crazy accuracy I hope they can keep their high level
Switzerland is too fucking good man
>>153500250
>>153500283yeah I think they will get gold.
>suisse switched to french from german
Marc, nice shot!
>>153500287she deserves a coney dog
Question from the stupidest person I'm this thread - why do they bother with guards? From what I've seen they make certain shots marginally harder but are ultimately ineffectual against good bowlers
>>153500287kek some pole made that remark yesterday, thank you for making it real>>153500293they used to speak 100% French, had to put some German in to become 100% unbeatableFrance+Germany together = easy world domination
>>153500302>The area between the hog line and the tee line, excluding the house, is known as the free guard zone. No stone in this area may be removed from play by the opposition until the first four stones in an end have come to rest. Players are allowed to bump other stones with shots, but are not allowed to knock a stone out of play. >Any shot played when the free guard zone rule is in effect that results in an opposition stone being knocked out of play is an infraction. In this case, the played stone is removed from play and any other stone that was moved is replaced. For any stone lying within the house, normal rules apply at all times. >This rule was enacted in 1991 to hinder defense-oriented play. In the past, teams would knock out one another’s rocks repeatedly, resulting in low-scoring games that were boring to many spectators.
>>153500250>>153500287Why has she captivated so many hearts of /sp/?
>>153500321fatcow
>>153500321Well, she's a cutie, simple as
>>153500321man british women are so sexy to me especially the ones with trashy accents
Man, this US-China game is a snoozefest
The curlers walk strangely. Even after they get their regular shoes on.
>>153500338only close match, the rest are over desu
>>153500362It's over, no perfect game.
>>153500376I just had to ruin it for him…
Sweden had a good shot
WE'RE STILL IN THIS SWEDEN
Swedebros, we are so back.
EBIN
Chinamen… don't fuck this up
>>153500394What the FUCK was that lolVery well done
retarded that we allowed that
Nice china
>>153500401There was nothing we could have done
Germany steals one, 5-2 vs Czechia
i watch curling for she
>>153500410based marc
Why did the sisterfucker get benched?
That shot from the Swiss was ridiculous
>>153500434Schwaller is immaculate
>>153500434>He's actually watching the curling
>>153500412I watch curling for she
>>153500459>paw tattooYJK
Oldenburg is such a comedian
>>153499954Have anti-yellow fever but hnnnngghhhh
>>153500474ikr cute chud
GG Sweden, a valiant effort
>>153500477
>>153500459Since when were curlers built like speed skaters?
>>153500480How many of the 10,000 were his?
>>153500480good kek
Czechia should score 3 here…
>>153500505yeah
Marc I...
Germany 5-5 CzechiaUSA 2-2 China
CAM ON HEADBAND DEFEAT THE FACKIN CHINESE MENACE
>>15350048510/10 who knew curling had so many beauties
>>153500485her mouth looks all bogged
>>153500527>who knew curling had so many beautiesWell, anyone who's ever watched curling previously.
GBR are you going to unchoke tonight? the fate of curling is in your hands
>>153500529it's surgery where they upturn the corners of the lipskoreans do it too
amerikeks...
>>153500537I thought Eve Muirhead was the only one until Constantini>>153500546For real? Damn
CHINA NUMBAH 8
Americans should still have this, just need one point
>>153500546Koreans are a fucking plague for normalizing that shit for all the cute east asians in other countries
>what the hell?kek, italy rigged the ice again
>>153500562Anons whole country's womens teams are hotThough China only has bogged mouth lady and Canada only has Emma
>>153500590China needed to keep the score close
LMAO no semis for america
are all the coaches white lmao
chyyyyna riggied the ice it's ogre
okay i'm outgonna get my gaming done for the day
Uhh burgersisters...
USA blew it
Send in the boomer
F
burgerbros...
Amerisisters....
>>153499891Thanks for standingsposts btw, I routinely zoom up to check it
Fucking hell, both Czechia and Germany playing fast and loose with that time clock
Webm of America? I thought they had the hammer or in the 8th round 2-2. Now come back to China 5-3.
So China has no chance to advance here, so they're basically fucking us because they can?
oh nononono they fucked it up.
>>153500651diabolically based
>>153500625I'm starting to think we should accept Chinese dominance.>>153500651They're competing as best they can, which is what every athlete should always do.
>>153500651>they're basically fucking us because they canChina in a nutshell
>>153500485Made for the "curling special"
>>153500648I am wondering... What will happen to them when the time clock runs out?
>>153500682I believe they lose the game
>>153500682No one knows. It hasn't happened before and the refs don't know the rules so they can't make a decision.
China fucks up again.
China choke on the board
burgers can tie it
>>153500485>spend the entire webm trying to look down her shirtI regret nothing
CUMBACK
Get fucked China.
>USA women beat China's women with a steal in the 10th>USA men beat China's men with a steal in the 10thzzzz
>burgers choke>chinks choke backkek
Cmon Germany
billions must chant
>>153500721I can't believe that they picked poor choices.
>Germany
What a dud
>>153500725chud chud!
>>153500735sometimes they have amazing shots but not good enough consistency
We got ourselves a chokeoff
what's the point of watching curling without qts on screen? the same can be applied to all sports desu.
MARCARC
nice shot marc
>>153500746I'm not horny atm
>2Could've had 3 desu
>>153500749topkek
>>153500746No need to watch women be mediocre at the Olympics when I could just go outside and see it in person. I watch men for athletic excellence.
>>153500754going to be tight now
>>153500749>Throwing, ciggie in mouthAURA
>>153500749Now THIS is soulful.
They really suck at doubles.
>>153500757this is guy gets it
>>153500749>oopsie
did he say girly sweep?
>>153500749
>>153500753Listen to that panting!
Oh no no no...
oh oh
I can't forsee us making a steal here, what am I missing?
wtf is the chinese coach?
我怒火中烧
>>153500749SOVL
Why is Luke sporting those pubes on his face doe?
lmao the usa chants
Nice try.
I think it's over USbros
Amerisisters.......
so over for Germany
CHINESE DOMINATION
USA USA U-
czech wins. oh well gg Germany
looking grim for germany
Fucking hell a 3
HOW DID THEY LOSE TO CHIYNAH
Chingoats > americucks
Worthless stupid Czechian niggers winning the one match they should not win
>>153500814Choked on the last throw giving china an easy shot
Does anyone have a webm of USA blunders I can enjoy
Surely czech cleans this up
>>153500818well at least they got to participate
>>153500820Thought you would be about 5 up at least
>>153500821cool it with the antisemitism
Zee German thinks he touched the rock but they're leaving it.
China numba #1
LET'S GO PEPICZKI!
>>153500828why?
Worthless people
Didn't GB lose to Germany?
HOW DID THEY LOSE TO CHEQUIAH
least they won a match, theyre stoked lmao
the comeback for czech republic starts now
>>153500838Because everyone beat them even Sweden
>>153500845It’s so patheticCelebrating like they won the tournament when they’re already out of it
>>153500851the stoked 3rd place podium meme comes to mind
LQ standings
>>153500856he died for Canadian sins
>>153500860Why do they insist on typing "People's Republic of China"
>>153500856>>153500860GB v Canada tonight.
>>153500860if GB misses this I will be pissed
>>153500869Dunno, they don't bother adding the 'and Northern Ireland' on to our name.
now what
>>153500882Kekmany-Frogs in hockey
>>153500869To differentiate from Chinese Taipei
>>153500873I've taken the piss enough after that German defeat I don't care about anything anymore
>>153500882don't you have some stones to touch in the meantime
>>153500873They need to lock in, lucky for them USA lost today
>>153500882Now we wait.
Curling is much better when they only have a few seconds to yeet the stones down. Should cut the thinking time in half.
>>153500890never seen a French so passionate about a German team
>>153500882You stop cheating. How bout that?
This is why we need indoor sports like curling, look at the weather outside.
>>153500771yeah, gets a big fat dick in his ass because he's gay
>>153500913>Winter skiing event delayed due to snow.Bunch of scared twinks,
>>153500915>sses men playing a sport>immediately thinks about big dicks and sodomy>calls others gayt. Least diseased faggot
We're a female curling nation anyway.
>>153500262I spent about five minutes staring right at this picture trying to figure out if that Swedish guy had a prosthetic foot. It's actually the forearm of the man behind him.
>>153500412I saw her playing yesterday. When she's moving around, she looks like Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
I predict they will make a film about Daniel Casper of the USA team, just so Timothee Chalamet can play him and win another Oscar. It'll be Marty Supreme all over again.
>>153501073he looks like british guy in his 30s, but he is american and in low 20s
>>153501162American high school movies with 25 year old actors is legit.
>>153501073Looks more Michael Cera
>the hottest girls are in the audience
here we are
>italy stream not loadingthanks cbc very cool
>>153501678For me it'll be Sweden v Canada and Japan v Italy.
>>153501678>those Swedish thighs
>>153501693
>>153501678>Knochenhaueris this a common Swedish name?
>>153501698i want to honk her witsc
first game for her?
>>153501709they are big and strong bitches
shit was washing dishes and missed the opening. that the substitute?
Mommy Yoshimura eliminated yesterday from advancing.Hopefully she at least has fun.
>>153501726Italians have this at home and go online to tell us they're suffering.
>>153501775Korea also picked one it seems
did olympicstreams just get nuked?
>>153501777
>>153501792its strugglin atm
>>153501792italy loaded for like 5 seconds. the other site doesn't even have it listed. i think we're getting genocided.
>>153501792nvm up again
>>153501798looks good in white
>>153501812>our time with yoshi is coming to an endJUST
>>153501746
>forced to 1it's over complete and total usa curling collapse
>>153501828Her last game will be Thursday.Japan-China.Nice finish.
>red flag with yellow stones>yellow flag with red stonesslightly miffed by this
anyone can tell me which match is the best to watch today?
>>153501836my franco-german-slavo queen
>>153501847Hard to say, all are interesting.Italy-Japan is the game of the losers, does not really matter for the tournament.Korea-Switzerland highest density, Sweden-Canada crucial for Canada vs the most dominant team. USA-Denmark also has important stakes for both teams.
no tick rule? huh
>>153501862Italy vs. Japan is the game of the gooners
>>153501843someone very wide behind her
Good recruit, Japan
>>153501847Italy-Japan
>>153501843imagine her cleaning your house
>>153501862thank you friend
Naisu
I won't be able to watch the whole match. Not off to the best start though.
why is denmark screaming SEX
Guy on the chair behind having a blast
Why are Japanese women so damn cute?
>Danish curlers literally shouting "sex"Come on now...
Stefi vs the Japanese milf is pure sexo
>>153501915probably drunk and horny
>>153501915https://youtu.be/8VyFuO4jhMM?si=y2bil2Gnzz25HN_W
>>153501937Qts
>USA Curling team are just Canadian mercenaries that reside in Minnesota and Wisconsin.
>>153501937Yoshimura and Kobayashi are getting along well.
which match is the most contentious?
+3 for Switzerland.Leads 3-1 vs Korea.
At least I will see my girls win tonight.
>>153501919you can't suffer in these countries
Swiss are activated
wilkes is a top tier curlmommy
>>153501935>>153501937name moments when you acted like these japanese qts with italian qts in front of you
Stef wearing the mitts.
Linea perfetta, molto bene~
>>153502037
>>153502022Cute.
dangerous proximity
>>153501976Surely you didn't mean Japan
>>153502051
I have awoken and I am ready to see cuties curling.
For those of you interested in following this in the off season, it seems virtually every Olympic curling superstar has decided to join up into some sort of all-stars mega-league.https://rockleague.comIt's like 20 maple bucks to see Stefi and Eve on the same team live.
swiss bunny hopping down the ice kek
>>153502038ToT
>>153502070
>>153502131
I don't need to watch the game. Just listening to Italy vs Japan is a treat.
Homan just touched the rock on release again
>>153502139Has the thighs for it.
>>153502171it's simply not fair
>>153502131>stefani and schuster on the same teamyeah im thinking kino
>Marc Muskatewitz and Eve Muirhead in the same teamok then
Would curling shoes make for great day to day shoes? You could just slide around when needed.
>>153502131>Chinami Yoshida has said being a rock league captain will be "her final act"noooomy wifeyou can't godon't leave me ;_;
>2 with hammerwe are so back
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
maybe I won't need the noose today
>>153502211I sold my car after I bought curling shoes. I glide to the grocery store now
>>153502131For me it's Northern United
>>153502131>Wranas on the same teamShouldn't be allowed desu
>>153502247>Giulia included lol based
Switzerland 3-2 KoreaItaly 1-1 JapanCanada 2-1 SwedenUSA 3-1 Denmark
>>153502211I need someone to explain why these wouldn't be good to wear in slippery conditions.
>>153502131Website implies games will be streamed on CBC Youtube channel
>>153502269Imagine trying to cross the road in the rain when all of a sudden a distracted uber driver comes barreling down the road towards you. How are you going to get out of the way if your feet are slip sliding all over the place?
>>153502292I would step on the sticky pad part of the shoe instead. Or just let it hit me. With these shoes you have options.
>>153502269The are the opposite of good for slippery conditions. They have no traction, you'd be slipping all over the place
They need to bring back the skirt look.
>>153502334But they have the one that doesn't slide. Why just wear those ones on both feet?
>>153502269Boomers spend a billion per year to make sure every icy surface is covered in gravel
>>153502343yes.
>>153502346wouldn't that be just normal shoes then?am I missing something?
>>153502364I didn't sleep much. I'm not sure what I'm arguing for anymore.
>>153502346>>153502364They have something they slip on and off one shoe which gives them grip.
>>153502377Nothing quite as good as the sleep deprivation that the Olympics brings.
>>153502291>os goes down againwell that's not going to work, guess i'm going to toronto
Korea steals 1. 3-3. Great game
>>153502269the ground outside isn't smooth and flat and it constantly alternates between slippery and rough patches
>>153502409Oh I thought the soles were half and half and those covers were to keep from picking up debris when they step off the ice to chat.
Stream dead
Is the stream down?
kor-sui and ita-jap down
>italy rigged the stones
Risky situation for Japan
ill take a one over a blank
wtf that bitch doing??
>>153502477+3 for Italy. 4-1
>>153502440>Oh I thought the soles were half and halfThere might be shoes like that too I'm not sure.
This one is working for me.https://freestreams-live1a.pk/channel-45/
3 for Stefisudoku for Japan with the 2nd last stone
What happened with Stefi, she was horrible but the past two days has turned it on
>>153502537She turned me on as well.
>>153502537Japan are quite bad too.
Flash will win
>>153502537She started reading /curl/ threads
>>153502537>condoms run out>stefi suffers>emergency condoms delivered>stefi back to 100%I don't want it to be true but there's really no other reasonable explanation.>danes keep yelling sex for no reasonit's real
>>153502537i had her do some correction exercises
This Japan team is so bad it hurts, bros. I just want Sacchan back.
>>153502564she was great against the US>>153502562rude
>>153502588She does her best.
>>153502588It has been a very NOT naisu Olympics.
>>153502588Hopefully Loco Solare make a comeback over the next few years
>>153502131This is kino WTF
>Howald licking her lipswew
McAnus
American women are not clutch.
>us
just saw a picture of another Canadian touching the granitewtf, why do they keep doing it?
Denmark are not about to steal three. Tabby, please
I just called my local curling complex and the lady said they are almost booked full for the next 6 months
I'm starting to think the hammer is a disadvantage until you're going into the 10th end without the lead.
HOLY FUCK YES
>>153502640Okay I retract my previous statement.
sick steal
>sweeping on the Canadian stone before its over the linewe're the cheaters now?
>>153502657I continue to believe in my previous statement.
>>153502672Stop posting this shit we're losing the narrative
>>153502670not a "steal" with the hammer but yes a sneaky draw
Damn what a shot, they barely even swept
>other illegal stream uses p*acockah sweet commercial breaks that last through half the end
>>153502656Happens every time.
>>153502713holy shit your even your paid subscription services have ads?
>>153502656well at least 99% of those will cancel or forget
this is unacceptable for a free stream
>>153502735Oh this time it didn't do it. I guess that's just when it's on actual NBC TV. Peacock's just doing the same "we'll be right back" screensaver as CBC so it must be an IOC rule they can't show the crowds, which is lame and gay.
Kek what's happeningevery stone over curling
>These pirate streams todayGranted i wouldnt even be able to watch curling without them
>>153502763>stares italianly>>153502770Our commentators said the stones were (((resurfaced))) lol what a disaster.
>>153502770The US commentators said they did maintenance on the stones or something.
Japan about to do something crazy
>>153502770they roughed up the stones last night so today it will curl way more
>>153502735standard version of many streaming services nowadays is cucked with commercials, you have to pay more to get premium and no ads
NAISUUUUUUU+3 Japan!4-4 now
>>153502786lol they couldn't have pushed the stone out by hand more cleanly how did that work
Enshittification has come to our pirate streams
pls give Swedish thoughs and bunda.
>>153502795I don't know much about it, but "Peacock" seems to be the American Eurosport. Here you pay Eurosport 5 bucks and you have 0 ads whatsoever for the whole games. That's also why you pay basically.
>>153502764nah, I've watched lots of events and Sky and TNT international feeds don't cut from the venue like Peacock does. Peacock has the best image quality though of my free streams
>>153502813all according to keikaku
>>153502824thighs*
>>153502825For everything in the Olympics? That would be unbelievable by our standards
Interesting end for Korea-Switzerland
oh damn we scored 3, missed it all cause stream went down
>>153502849You have all streams without any commercial interruption, all replays also. That also exists in Sweden I'm sure unless I'm misunderstanding
>>153502825Eurosport is dead here and it's now TNT (Discovery+). But at least it was only £4 to watch these Olympics with no ads, apart from on their main 2 channels.
>>153502849Isn't TV4 eurosport coverage? Thats like 7euro.Sports streaming is really expensive usually but Olympics has always been cheap
>>153502825It's not just sports. It's where everything NBC goes now that every studio does their own streaming. I don't think they have any other sports rights. The leagues are all scattered elsewhere or on their own apps now. European football goes on Paramount+.
I like listening to attractive athletic women shouting in different languages.
>>153502890Peacock has every premier league match
>>153502907I guess I was thinking of Champions League on Paramount.
USA USA USA
Big steal for US incoming
Maybe 2 for the Swiss? Doesn't seem like it but idk
>>153502925that we'll all miss because the streams are frying
2 steal let's fucking go>>153502939just use peacock nigga
Big end for the US
DEN 2USA 6
>>153502938Only 1 as expected4-3 now for Switzerland
>>153502939That one works.https://freestreams-live1a.pk/channel-46/
If you told me we've stolen over half of our points over the whole tournament I would believe it.
my double BigTasty™ just arrived
>>153502955youre alright ivan
is Italy gonna run out of time again?
Oh yeah, both USA & DEN have two sisters on each team
>>153502978Enjoy your burger anon :)
>>153502978
How is the one US girl from Philly? Everyone else is from Minnesota
>>153502955Thanks. It's another Peacock underlying so it will probably suffer the same fate.>>153502995I'm doing permanent psychological damage looking at this.
>>153502995holy shit
Man, now I'm hungy
>>153503033>no bearcat to watch curling with
Canada 4-4 Sweden
>>153503037Maybe she thought throwing batteries at Santa Claus was too easy.
>>153503069kek
>>153503053we found our rhythm now time to rake the leaf
>>153503069
stefiiii
Italy 5-4 Japan
USA calls time out
Gonna run to store when this end is over. Try to be quick and not miss anything
Erm, failed stone for Korea
>>153502634>Sara McManus (born 13 December 1991) is a Swedish curler from Gävle>She is the daughter of Scottish footballer Stuart McManus
>>153503107We're missing sneed skating as it is. There's nothing else after this until the next games. Classic frontloaded Olympic scheduling.
Do you think these guys are getting any pussy in the olympic village?
This Japanese alternate is better than the rest of the team
>>153502995I want to bury my face there. Perfect size and shape.
kobayashi a cute
stefi mogging the jap ladies
The Swiss stole one.5-3 vs Korea
End of 7thDEN - 3USA - 6
Matte!
>>153503122:^)>>153503123tonight will be loaded, first GBR-CAN in curling, then Sweden-Latvia hockey, lastly racoon zoomie skating
Why haven't they been playing Kobayashi until now? she seems like she is one of their best players
She has a boyfriend i'm gonna kms
>>153503274>any of these women being singleWomen like this are hardly ever single.
even the refs are cute wtf bros
>>153503274Most of these women seem to be late 20s early 30s, in good shape, motivated, and affluent. Not a single one of these Olympic athletes want anything to do with people like us.
>italian clock managementWe're going to finish our 8th end before they start theirs.
>>153503308athletic ability correlates with attractiveness
Nice-u!
>>153503320Why do they let us watch? Just to suffer?
Yoshimura is surrounded by a group of retards
close
>>153503320
Tight.
>>153503344HOGGED
Okay, I'm back. Got some chicken fingers. What did I miss?
>>153503344>>153503352This is like porn to Canada.
>>153503320You should become a person they would want something to do with, then.
IT'S OVER
>>153503344>>153503352Did Canada set up a hog camera for the Sweden vs Canada rematch?
Damn, we fucked Denmark hard
Greenland status?
Is it legal to show rape on national television now?
USA USA USA USA
>>153503394C L A I M E D
>>153503374>Become someone with tens of millions of dollarsOff to /biz/ then.
good job girls
Good bounceback from the weird game against Italy. Does seeding matter at all? They're all away teams. So long as 5 wins is enough to get in.
Would be great if we could pull off 3 medals
>>153503418:)
Italy.....
>>153503425the zoomers are jobbing hard
>>153500088IS your father an olympic gold medalist? No? THen he should STFU
Korea only scores 1.5-4 for the Swiss.
And now to watch my wife, Sayaka Yoshimura.
Italy burned a stone with a hogline violation?
>Marta
>>153503446This can't be true since nobody spazzed out about it.
Nice to see the USA women rebound after that disaster game against Italy yesterday.
is stefi tall?
Wow, nice Homan.
>>153503446She Stevie G'd it and hit the stone with her broom on the way down.Unlike the Canucks she called it.
naisu
easy for 2 leafs
Denmark and Canada losing is good for GB right?t. refuses to admit its over
canadians were supposed to choke wtf
Emma Miskew is quite the milf.
>>153503486Listed at 5'6 https://www.essentiallysports.com/olympics-news-who-is-stefania-constantini-meet-curler-parents-net-worth-partner-ethnicity-more/. Would probably mog me in heels. It just keeps happening.
Unbelievable luck in the previous shot
Canada 6-5 SwedenItaly 6-5 JapanLosing teams have the hammer
>>153503514all of his hair fell out after this
>>153503517Giulia must barely be over 5ft then.
The Swiss could kill the game with this end
>>153503514>ywn have a girl look at you like thisjust...
>>153503517>parents-net-worth-partner-ethnicity-moreCreepy anon.
>>153503534
>>153499874The only "curling" I want to see is hot babes having toe curling orgasms
>>153503540Some alternatives are pretty good.
>>153503547its just some ai generated trash, I saw a similar site that said she was 5'9''. It's all bunk data
>>153503492Almost inhoman
>>153503540
>>153503534Can't find anything on her. We haven't simped hard enough for clickbait to be written about her yet.>>153503547Well I didn't write it.
>>153503567No hornyposting
>>153503574Yeah, I saw three different heights from 168 to 178cm
>>153503576If we hadn't won, i would be getting the noose out right about now
>>153503606
Koreasisters… crucial stone ahead
>>153503576>>153503514
here he is
>Just noticed that the playing surface can be used at both ends
>>153503576:(
>>153503672Huwhite man wisdom was not enough.+2 Switzerland.7-4.
Why was she jobbing until yesterday?
The Italian mafia wives are killing the pure Japanese maidens.
Is Rebecca sitting at the bench doing her nails?
>>153503655We have all been there.
2 for japan?
>>153503655this way they don't have to lug the stones after every end
JAP 6 - 6 ITA
Sweden fucking an easy 2.
gave it away
Hasselborgbros…
Italy has the hammer, we can only hope Stefania does not revert to her pervious condition.
>>153503828Now 6-6 instead of 7-6, and Canada have the hammer in the 10th end.
I wonder what would change about the stone's dynamics if they only cleaned half of the bottom. Yoshimura cleans the whole bottom of it. Would only wiping half of it cause it to spin differently?
Why the hell did she go for a take out on the last
Hasselpissed, expecting whips in the hotel room tonight
>>153503848They're just trying to wipe debris off of it. If there was nothing there in the first place it wouldn't make any difference.
>>153503836Canada will win gold medal because of this stone aloneThanks, Sverige
>>153503879Yeah I'm saying they wipe the debris for a reason, what if they only wiped half of it off. I guess it's just make it slow quicker, move rougher.
Hasselborg impaled her broom.
>>153503896Well it's not like they know there's something on it. They just do it in case there is.
>>153503868As a 'fuck you' to Canada over what happened with the men.
Anna can impale me any day
>>153503868it's not a particularly hard shot to do normallywas the easiest option in this scenario
so da ne!
So fucking lame this would have gone into extra ends
>>153503952Yoshimura's voice does not match her appearance
Arigato harakiri gozaimas.
Beautiful triple take out from Korea. Probably won't be enough.
>>153503965She threw the game when she butchered the guard earlier.
Italian coach is here, Stefania will be sad over this and ruin the ending.
>>1535039827-5 for Switzerland, game over
easy takeout for Canadaits vorbei
>>153503409Literally just be fit (takes 3 or 4 months) be rich (takes a year with luck) and be charming to be around (you already are, I trust you). Go off to bonspiels and say hi to the women there.Jesus Christ, AI is gonna be doing everything soon. Literally just go be a Chad. It's never been easier and there's such a window for it now.
way too easy
>rubbing it in with the timeout
....
Canada had 1W 3L. Now 4W 3L.
uh oh sweden...STINKY!
Silly Swedes.
oh man, Anna is not happyJapan might steal
stefi cuckitini
We fucked it up for sure but Homan's triple out take out was lucky
STEFIIIIIIIII
ITALY WINS
Stefi! We are on a ROLL bros
japan... :(
Standings
the swedish men's team just sucks now, doesn't it? what went wrong?
heh that was easy............
Remember when Japan won silver
really happy for Stefi!
Now it is up to Koreans to not let Canada go to playoffs.
Any of the other matches still happening or is curling done for a few hours?
>>153504027It's too late. Clavicular mogs me. I am in the permanent underclass.
>>153504132Yes. I miss my girls.
>>153504192Clavicular got mogged by an ASU FRAT LEADER. He's Jestergooning right now and you've counted yourself out by now.Literally just go get a curling gf it's so easy.
>>153504162Their last 2 games are against Sweden and… Canada. Won't be easy. Canada's next game, tomorrow, will be against Italy.
Japanbros.... It's over... Team Fujisawa would never have let this happen
>>153504132>>153504198Loco Solare gave me the deranged fantasy that I would somehow ever gain the attention and love of the Yoshida sisters and every time I realize that's impossible I wanna KMS.No wonder everyone in Japan is suicidal all the time.
>>153504132I'm struggling to see how Fortius ever beat out Loco Solare to qualify for these games.
>>153504224>>153504198>>153504132
>>153504217My only hope is if her bf chuds out on all the attention she's getting. Showing him this might finish the job.
>>153504245KEEP SMILESTAY POSITIVE
>>153504270They haven't been shy about showing extended shots of Stefania. I've lost count of how many times they've cut to her fixing her hair for 10+ seconds.
>>153504377If you think it's bad in here just search her on Twitter. They all know why we're watching.
>>153504236Awful bracket setup. LS beat Fortius in the final round robin. LS, Fortius, and Hokkaido were all 4-1 in the end and for whatever reason the championship bracket was1. Fortius2. Hokkaido3. Loco SolareSo, LS played Hokkaido and lost then Hokkaido lost to Fortius.
Japanese players are not used to international rule.
>>153504245
>>153504527Code right fucking now before janny sees it!!
>>153504540Stop forcing this stupid meme Bruce
there's nothing on -_-
>>153504551DVDES-280
>>153504612There is the Ice Hockey, but that's all for over an hour.
I'm out. Gotta finish up my laundry and then head to bed before work tonight. Good night, anons
>>153504644I still think it's cringe that "freestyle" """alpine""" sports can't happen in snowy weather>oh nooo we have to keep the course plowedWhat the fuck is this, the course is snow! I'm not trying to drive here jfcThese athletes are babbys with no skill, they should at least find someone with balls to do jumps for entertainment meanwhile
>>153504619goated
>>153504683>Doing huge jumps in 50km/h winds
>>153504117is Italy officially eliminated?
>>153502995fuck
>>153504738If they win out and Canada and Korea lose out, and Denmark loses out, and China and Britain only split at best, they'd tie record wise with Canada and Korea at 4-5 but I don't know if that's possible since I don't know who still plays who. And I also don't know the point differential either so they might be fucked either way.
>>153504816No, it's over.
curling anime and this is how the Chinese team looks like in it
>>153504514dang that's awful luck. thanks for the explainer anon. been wondering what happened.
>come in here after watching a video and wondering why the danish were yelling "sex">ctrl-f sex >no one has said wtf it meansdanes where you at, google translate is failing me
>>153505695we're gooners not translators
>>153504117Japan :(
>>153505695Sechs in German means 6, so maybe it's the same.
>>153505877Ah yeah looks like seks = 6, ty
>>153504117>The difference between our men and womenGrim. Might as well become a matriarchy at this rate.
>>153505918They're more likely shouting "sex" though. Just like with "hard".
>>153505998Your women choked the end of their game against Canada earlier on, paving them the way towards the semis. There's still a scenario in which they get beaten again and obtain no medal.
>>153504027>Literally just be fit (takes 3 or 4 months)Y-yeah that's true haha
>>153504540She's normal again stop it.>>153504648Fuck this fucking sport; every single time I am reminded that I will NEVER have a shot with any of the Locos I want to kill myself.
goodlad
>>153506049It would be fairly unreasonable to expect a perfect qualifiers, they've done well and I BELIEVE in the gold.
TEAM GEE BEE TEAM GEE BEE
>>153506161Edin cannot lose to this
>>153506071>>153506099How many clones of this guy are there?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHEATS
>>153506058Unironically I can't watch curling for this reason.
My /curl/ friends have left me. :(
>>153506161wth did they pull these pants out for this game only?
>>153506425So they can clownmaxx on you
GB STOP CHOKING
>>153506425They're clowning on Sweden.
>>153502357https://fleshbot.com/5477079/madeleine-dupont-brings-skin-to-the-winter-olympics?skyline=true&s=i
>>153506443Who would win?
>>153506445can't help it these leafs are so fucking irritating our players keep vomiting
>>153506462Reminds me of Eve's pictures.
Guys we won't lose right?
Who brought a fucking vuvuzela to a curling hall?
>>153506544Officials got mad about the noise, a few players cucked out and said they love when the crowd is enthusiastic, so now he must feel enabled.
is canada 100% since the cheating accusations? the curling gods love them
I think whatever happens today we probably need to beat USA tomorrow
>>153506642They lost to Switzerland but they've played really solid throughout
Amerislip
get it together casper c'mon man
cowards! they should have gone for the blank
Should have tried for a blank and kept the hammer.
did GB meant to do this? throw seemed not hard enough
Kennedy said the shit word.
>>153500749WELL WELL WELLLook who got away with cheating againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOG0Yp59SU0
Come on scots, don't choke.Also, hopefully Norway win, fuck edin and his shitty performance.
>>153506071Goodsir
>>153506822>LabonteAlso, what a shitshow
Ts really does die when the mens games are on
Uh, are we ok
norsk curling
>>153507092keeeeek
>>153507092After you got us into the mixed playoffs we will return the favor by stopping you in men's
Thread is moving so fast nobody will know I'm gay for Casper.
Umm.. how will you get 2 now GB
>>153507152
Oh it's actually close between those, game deciding measurement
>>153507152Look at this faggot
clearly yellow bro
>>153507230These eyes are old, bud.
It was obviously yellow. Just look at the white space behind them.
>>153507271Commentator talked about Kennedy's lack of fair-play, but I missed it. Was it related to this?
The Scottish guys actually look like a group of lads you would see on the pull on a night out.
LUL
how many times have these idiots let italy blank now?
>>153507271>>153507281"I have old eyes"
Chokenada
lmao Kennedy kicked his own stone out and our commentator is like "wonderful double take out by Kennedy", he's lost the plot
KWAB WTF COME ON BRO
>>153507460he said that? I missed it
>>153507152he looks like mr. bean
>>153507483Oh yeah, just rewinded
Yanks getting booed
>>153507152>>153507563he's taken btw >>153502171
lmao did Oscar just point point?
What's all this noise?
>>153507587They've been very loud all the week (the fans or the curlers), so said the commentators.
>>153507672The crowd booed the Americans, which made hand gestures to tease them more.
>>153507690they're screaming luuuuuuuuuuuc when he shoots
>>153507587>>153507674The US second provoked the crowd, they get what they deserve.The crowd has always been loud but respectful
FORZA
>>153507674>>153507768I meant the Americans have been loud, though I've usually got my volume quite low.
casper doesn't have it todayit's over
>provoke the crowd by being unnecessarily smug and retarded>get booed>go down 5-2Nicely done burgerbros
They always make those weird side shots of Gallant. Looks like he's about to cry every time.
>>153507610cheeky
>>153507924they did the exact same thing in mixed doubles and then lost the gold match.they never learn
Watch GB lose this match by 1 stone.
>>153507995are you talking about dropkin and his antics?
this is lewd and frankly inappropriate
The German just gifted two extra points.
>>153507829So did our fans. My point was that the US second was booed because he asked for it, and those weren't US fans
>>153507982lmaowould be funnier if they were winning the tourney and Canada losing but hey they already won gold once so
>>153507998Most likely they will win in 10th, they have the hammer in even and only 1 behind.
The Rape of Berlin Part Two
Get bodied yanks
>>153508060So far we've rarely seen games with such stability that one could've been able to predict the outcome with ease so early. Shit tends to happen.
it's fucking over, USA throwing on purpose at this poiont
HVA FAEN I HELVETE
>>153508014Curling stones are quite sexy up close. Now wonder the Canadians always want to finger them.
>>153508073They're brothers, it's fine.
>>153508088tariffs on spaghetti just went up 10%
I HATE fancy trousersI LOVE unicolor uniformity & sobriety
T W OWO
>>153508182The pants are great, wish we'd do the same with a bunch of small cute flags. Imagine those yogapants on our milfs..
I should be in the booth commentating. They should hire me right now. it_should_have_been_me.jpg
>Canadian is losing nowCheating potential possible!?
lol wtf was that throw, italy?
Ok we're clowning
>>153508182I remember Norge wearing similar trousers before, dunno why they've waited this long to break them out again.
>>153508234I would hate it. Women need skirts and tights, not fugly trousers.
US booth just got done sucking off the italy shooter before he choked hard kek
>>153508110to be fair, this kind of movement seems to happen quite a lot, it's more or less just the natural trajectory of the hand if you relax it.The shit the canadian guy did was a clear deliberate extra touch
>>153508277Honouring old player that died in cancer, I think
>>153508277Yeah, they've mentioned them every game.
>>153508263>>153508274Joel fucked up big time
>it's not only that they are touching the stone, it's like they are caressing it! the follow up comment from one of the swedish commentators to the news that there are plenty of photographers watching the canadian hog line looking out for more touches. Dirty dirty Canadians.
>>153508307All of this is just autistic "magic touch" chuuni shit, funny it got heated.
NOT THERE NOT THERE
>amerilard shooter looks like a zesty autistHmmmm.... fellow channer?
>>153508110r34 curling stones
>>153508307>to be fair, this kind of movement seems to happen quite a lot, it's more or less just the natural trajectory of the hand if you relax it.Oh definitely, it doesn't have much affect on the stone.
>>153508397.. which school got hit this time?
>>153508445JEN
>That's a great angle Marc!>I know
Norway are really messing this game up.
>>153499874MSNBC lady makes amazing argument for why curling is the most Olympic sport. https://youtu.be/p60I9LNHNxg?si=a5nFgsHLgcK_hRPX
Another German fuck-up.
>>153508494
Luc Violette is such a shitty name for him to have. I dislike when English-speaking people have French names or use ostensibly French words.
>>153508483I like how players are just average joes competing for the love of the game
Wtf Italia is kinda of good bros
>>153508604Mama mia!
>>153508483>I randomly start the video at 2 minutes something>they made one of the curlers PoC'Murica
>>153508212T H R E EHREE
>giving canada a 3
whoa
bongbros...
They didn't even try for the double wtf
evil always prevails
my parents say i'm a "curling expert" because i can predict what throw a team is going to do before they do it
>>153508604We just need Joel to not choke
This is absolutely terrible.
Joel almost managed to fuck this one up too kek
Send ICE to take care of that vuvuzela guy
Holy shit, the noise. Are we back in 2010?
>>15350875920 years.
>>153508743You too should be in the commentator's booth. Such a waste of talents.
>>153508768>commentator says gb is playing well but...Yeah right.
>switch over to Canada>they're up by 2How did they cheat this time?!
Who's playing the fucking bagpipes
>>153508578c'est la vie
>>153508483Sometimes I wish I just went to the local curling center 15 years ago to give it a gothen I remember that you need friends to play a team game so I would have never had a chance anyway
trust the plan, ameribros, patriots are in control
>>153508818Eve.
Dubious information: if some chap is named McSomething he's Scottish, if it's MacSomeone he's Irish. This is probably not true and you should not repeat this to anyone.
>>153508818I need a bagpipe vuvuzela medley
>some nigga is really there with bagpipesS O V LOVLKek
>>153508828Exactly, although this one is a little bit funny. But some guy used the word "gauche" in a previous thread and I had this thought.
>>153508846i will spread this factoid to everyone i ever meet for the rest of my life
>>153508830You should've told me. We could be double-teaming Stefania tonight!
“Great” Britain.
what are you doing Scottland
I feel like ever since we became curling pariahs Gallant has looked progressively more freaky looking. It's like in Mass Effect if you keep doing evil shit your guy looks progressively more jacked up
>>153508812They were doing okay earlier. Don't know what's going on.
>>153508904I can't believe Wikipedia would be lying outright like that. We need to end wokeness for good.
>>153508959Stop cheating first
>>153508959truly he has a deranged focused gaze
>>153508983No I want him to get red eyes
So, why GB instead of UK? Is Northern Ireland irrelevant?
Det er over
>>153508899If you let that stuff bother you you'll lose your joie de vivre
This isn't as fun as the girls matches
>>153509002northern ireland athletes can choose if they want to play for gb or ireland iirc
>>153509002You've got to be able to shorten your name to 3 letters for the IOC, and GBR is much better than whatever the fuck the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland would be.
>>153509039Just enjoy the biceps and chill
>>153508998if you get to the finals I'm guessing we'll see the start of horns.
I bet on USA, GB and Norway! I'm afraid to look at Switzerland's game.
>>153508959He belongs on a horse clad in armour charging into battle
>>153509082You can look, it's already over.
no... NO NO NO NONOOOOOO This can't be fucking happening....we were supposed to win... we were supposed to defeat the cheaters.This was OUR gold.It was OUR turn.
>>153509020Ça suffit
GB need a good freeze here right
>>153503069Yet when the men do this it's weird??
Cheating bullshit aside, Canada is actually.......good? Wow.
>>153509039Is curly hair cheating in curling?
what is Scottlands strategy?
>>153509147>Cheating bullshit asidenah, not putting that aside. any mention of canadian curling will always have an asterisk next to it going forward
What a shit shot.
it's over for GB
>>153509200So yes.
If we lose this are we out?
>Invent sport >LoseWhy are they like this
You know what? Canada is gonna win both gold medals, and you VVILL applaud them for it.
>>153509271I won't they are just unlikable
FACKINELL
are we cooked
>>153509271
Cam on Norgay shake hands already.
>>153509271SUI will stop them. r-right?
>>153509249No, since both the uk and norway seems to be losing as well. However you might be in a funky tie break scenario.>>153509271no, the grudge then turns eternal. Looks like the swiz are the only hope left to cleanse evil.
>>153509319Al dente (unless Joel chokes spectacularly)
why the fuck isn't dropkin on the US men's team? cut one of these zoomers and sub him in
>both villains win>now Casper will loseTruly awful day for curling.
Det er over...
>>153509390>>now Casper will losenot so fast... MAGNETS, ACTIVATE
>>153509370Because he's subscribed to MAGA accounts on Instagram. Sorry chud I don't make the rules. Bigotry has no place on the ice.
why doesn't germany dominate this sport? this seems like the kind of autistic shit they'd be all over
>>153509348We are chokers in the playoffs
Who said cheaters never prosper?
>lose crucial game>casually smile and chat with your mortal enemyWhy are Huwhites like this?
The Italian Fila outfits are nice.
>>153509471You guys are losing cause you actually suck bro. Kwab
>>153509477pretty based desu
America is falling
>>153509443MAGA are victims of bigotry actually
>>153509467Too busy dominating deathslide with the Austrians
>>153509271Swiss too stronk, won't happen
I've just noticed his nose is a bit long.
>>153509348>SUI>team sports>direct eliminationWe're the choke masters.
Haircut brothers, this one is looking alright.
>tenth end>10 minutes of talk time leftdid these tards rush every decision before this?
>>153509600this is what a peak curler looks like
>>153509662they showed this guy on olympics promos before the games started. what happened to him?
>>153509662Peak.
>>153509716American trucker vs berlinese techno raver homosexual
>>153509662we would have lost against him
ggs shitaly, rooting for anyone over canada desu
GGs
just concede If you cant make two now
ouch
Get rekt burgers.
Pure shite.
jobbers
Damn. Well at least we have the women to look forward to.
>>153509862We have a shot at raking them tomorrow.
ok the horn guy made me laugh
>>153509880I know you're just gonna tell me I'm coping but I actually rooted for Italia :) Yall just played so much better.>that vuvuzelaKek
Total Leaf Dominance
>>153509930>>153509937I missed it. Someone post a webm please.
>great bitches and rekt in SHAMBLES rn lmaoKwabs
my ass, Germany has 3 losses
The bobsled just reminds me of Monkey News.
>>153510085why not just play for gold already
>>153509937Just a bit of banter, gg.You just need to teach your curlers how provoking the crowd at the Olympics against the host nation isn't really smart kek
>>153510085who did czechia beat?
>>153510138Do it, put GB out of their misery.
>>153509910>Well at least we have the women to look forward toIndeed
>>153510175Germany, earlier today.
What if we get a Sweden Canada final?
>>153510266Sweden is kill
gnight
now that the dust has settled, gbr fucking sucked mega ass
>>153509104
>>153512662Ok one more
>>153512662>>153512954Naisu.
