https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/frs/je/m/ba----------------/fnl-/--------/result
snowbros feasting
>>153506884danke bäcker
lets a go
Leaf manufacturing.
nosebutterbros
Who Honk Here?
stop the honking
big snow
*falls*
>Miss your grab a bit>Score cut in halfIs grabbing the ski really that hard?
ill ask here tooany eileen gu fakes?
I'm pretty sure there were supposed to be two of our guys in the final, what the fuck. I must have hallucinated.
>>153507017I assume that's why they've made the poles mandatory, to level the playing field.>>153507020Look up nofacepetite, she mogs Ailing. >>153507035Your other skiier died
anyone webming?
>>153507053>Look up nofacepetite, she mogs Ailing.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewGU is hot because she barely looks asiani don't want any uggos
jesus christ
Thought kiwi would win for a minute there. Now it's nowaywinslol
>>153507096You're very gay but I should have expected as much from a yuro
uh, birk kissed his sister on the mouth? whut
swears on TV
>>153507148Targaryens are based on Nords
>>153507148he's a based incest enjoyer
We already have a thread>>153503293
thanks bros i missed it and thought it was only figure skating tonight and that shit is horrible and not fun
>>153507191dont think so
>mcforhead>>153507191that thread is offtopic spam
HOLY SHIT MAC>>153507148Giwtwm>>153507191Nah
>>153507148I want to kiss his """sister""" on the mouth so bad...
>>153507191go back to your gay buddies please
wasn't this shit postponed until' tomorrow?
>>153507263Yes we are time travelers
>>153507191No. And they're all just talking about women there
holy shit that air was so fucking huge
>>153506884>Big air>Literally like 5 feet off the ground>Big airWhy are you like this?
what happened with the womens big air?
Looks cool with the snow falling
>>153507303Gu got silver.If you mean Aerials, never happened due to snow.
Everyone over jumping
its a ramp for girlsthe men outscale it >_<
handing out 90s like candy on halloween. bad judging, now it will be impossible to stand out even if someone does something actually crazy
cant see shit with the snow
>>153507328oh yeah aerieals, gu was yesterday, i saw that. my bad
Based snow merking these trust fund burnouts
>>153507303Women's aerials was moved to early tomorrow.Gu won silver in women's big air yesterday.
this is pure kino with the snow
>>153507388thanks
so cool
it looks a different sport from yesterday
>>153507191Fuck off
weak
>>153507401Np, pulling for you guys to win some medals this year legofren.
the spinning is better than snowboard, but some of the holds look really dumb when the skiis are just pointing random directions
Someone is going to huck this to flat and fucking die
>>153507465i fear this
The snow is really testing the video codecs
>>153507457thanks, we're shit tho.
this dood almost landed on the flat ground
how do they land this shit, my knees would break
>Land a trick>Ski either breaks or comes offuh...
wtf they said they weren't starting before 2:45 so I missed the first half
>>153507541I just assume they're permanently crippled by 35 there's no way this shit is good on your knees
that nigga's knees almost fucking exploded
>>153507559>wtf they said they weren't starting before 2:45they didn't it's 20:22
i think snowboard is slower than skis right?so then female snowboard vs male ski is the biggest difference>1 ramp for this entire span of abilitiesshitally cutting corners yet again
>>153507574obvs I'm talking about my timezone
this is retardedis the new snow making them faster or something?
>>153507581>i think snowboard is slower than skis right?yes
>>153507541They're like 20 inches off the ground. The cameras make it look like they're 20,000 feet up
>>153507559never trust italians
>>153507618making it more difficult to see how much speed you need. also slope is too short for these giga spins.
>>153507581That's why the men are almost running out of room. But notice how much fucking faster the men are getting shoved out the gate vs the women starting from a standstill 10 yards down the ramp.
This guy must have suck every judge's dick to get these kind of scores
ok that's another gold for Norway
>>153507541Alright, it's over
super clean
>>153507581the top speed difference is largely negligible in this case. athletes have more than enough downhill to get the speed they need for both skis and boards.
>>153507581They said they slightly reshaped it due to snow conditions so I assume they can shape it for each event.
I could do this
what the fuck shouldn't you lose points for starting your spins before you even take off? commentator saying that's why he's scoring so high, I think that's what he's saying anyway. seems backwards
>97 for a 1260Come on what the fuck is that bullshit
>>153507647>20 inchesTry 20 meters.
I preferred the women's, they were more elegant, and cuter too
97 lmaodid ppl used to get that high when snowboarding was newer? will the top score just get inflated in the future?
I think Frost Dad has this in the bag
>>153507696It's called a butter (if you imagine a lump of butter sliding on a hot pan) and is more difficult, and hence will increase your score
ohhhhhh i get it. it's like they are buttering bread with the nose of their skis
*tail butters into the thread*
Has anyone heem'd out yet?
oh fuck that was nice
someone clip him hopping
that landing sound was on fleek such a creamy thock
>>153507754Me, just ate a whole pizza
how the fuck is he not first? i don't fucking understand this shit anymore
>Less than the other guy even though he nose butter'd too with 2 more spins
There's a maximum score ? 100 ? If so, 95 or above is way too much imo, it's almost impossible to top.
Fug Austria just styling on niggas
>>153507805Fat fuck
>>153507816That 97 was complete bullshitIt wasn't even a 90
>>153507816sports with judges are meme sports, don't think about it too hard
>>153507811norwegian was cleaner? i don't know, that's what they're saying here
>>153507816This even is essentially vibe-judged
>Never been done before>Hyped as fucked>Score less than Norwaylel
who are favorites to win this
was that not a "butter", and he did like 2 extra spins. I don't get it famalams
>>153507859Easy to be cleaner when you do half less spins lmao
damn he literally basined it. turkey juice on the bread landing absolute butter baste
>>153507842I'm actually skinny, just high metabolism i guess
Fucking rigged how is Norway first?
Am I retarded or did Austria have the best jump so far? Does Norway just bribe everyone?
>judged eventBlech
Bring on the AI judging, this is bollocks
>>153507940I could have landed a butter 1980 grab in ts
Svancer's second run was better than frostad's...shit is rigged
>>153507705I am THERE watching in person. The cameras make it look higher
>19.25
That American looked like he did a good one
>>153507940holy fuark
>>153507966Proof?
>spins 3 times>judges:>”OMG HOLY FUCK”>97!!!>it’s because he maybe touched the snow on the rampIsn’t this supposed to be about the jump and not the stuff before the jump?
What is the judges problem? Are they stupid or do they not remember what happened the last time an Austrian Chad was dealt a humiliation ritual like this?
>If you don't have one run of at least 92.75 you can't win>Would require a trick of 100This is so over.
>>153507910he can contain more air in his lungs
that was way cooler to me than the spins
>>153508024The scoring for this needs to be reworked or the judges lynched.
>>153508022Maybe... THEY REMEMBER
>>153508024Yup , how can anyone else win now?
finally caught up to live
>>153508038All the spins have 2-3 backflips built in.
>>153508038I agree and it seems riskier too, doing a somersault means you could fuck up and land on your head.
>>153508024Yes that's retarded, half the skiers were out of the game because the judges gave stupid scores early
ai scoring next time boys don't worrythe clankers are coming to save us from ourselves
oof, close
has anyone ever accidentally stabbed themselves with their ski pole?
so many scores in the mid 90s means the judging is objectively bad, leaves no room for someone to pull out something unprecedented for a huge score. now at best that would be 2 or 3 points better than relatively routine tricks everyone is doing.never mind that they're subjectively bad also
>event is called "Big Air">ackshually we're going to cripple your score if you don't land perfectly or don't do fucking cross tricks down the rampLol, lmao even It should just be about the air tricks, let them go as fast as possible and do all the spins and not worry if they just wipe the bottom
>>153508087Fucking finally.
he almost took off like a helicopter
scary
>>153508094They said one of the women in the skicross competition did
bad vibes itt 2bh
>>153508087>ai scoring next time boys don't worry>the clankers are coming to save us from ourselvesI think I'm seeing gaussian splatting artifacts at the panning slo-mo replay. Methinks think the clankers are already upon us.
>>153507993I don't have time for this, I have to get ready for jump coming up in a few
>>153508151Quit cheating
>>153507859His landing was cleaner. I think the Austrian touched his ski with his hand on landing.
that was massive lmaoscary
he pulled
i didnt get a single (you)thanks yall
>>153508123That's called aerial, minus the landing bit.
Holy fuck this leaf is pretty good>>153508158Kwab sure buddy
>>153508150When do we get the women's scissoring?
>>153508162just enjoy the show dude
>46kek he almost died for nothing
>>153507842A whole pizza could be as low as 600 kcal easily depending on its composition and size
>gets biggest air in event called big air>gets low score
do women shlick over male twink skiiers like figure skaters?
>>153508184The leaf is shit, cocky as fuck. Wait till you see me
holy fuck
So do the Austrian, American and other Norwegian go for the most ridiculous trick they can manage here? Do they also need to touch snow on the launch so the judges cream themselves?
rigged
>>153508222Sure. They got the Timothee Chalamet physiognomy
Did anyone else do a 2160? yeah I'm thinking fucking rigged
rip birk
I think giving some style points is valid but I'm more annoyed about how gay they are with the landings and the Austrian disrespect
he had a chance with his great run 1 score
>>153508218>didnt touch the right part of his knee or something Judges need to man up
Love the way the commentators switch in an instant once the (low) judge's score comes in.
>>153508218Norwegian head just hits different bro
>trick is identical to every other trick>commentators: WOAH A SEVENFORTY FIVEFIFTY TRIPLE DOUBLE SIXTYTHREE I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM DO THAT BEFORE
Someone explain Big Air vs Aerials to me
>land slightly wobbly>35 point deductionThey need to show the judges on camera the fucking cowards
>>153508319The best part is how none of the commentators even suggest this judged event is probably bullshit.
>Oldest athlete in the competition>25
woooooooooooow
>>153508363>And then the judges give it a 48.5
>>153508079more like side rolls
>>153508367aerial looks more like diving to me
Hum-hum, but did he touche the jump before his 2160?
ROBBERY
schwanzer
>>153508438three scandis :)
>Nose butter 360 gets you 92>Switch 2160 gets you 90
that was nice
>>153508406ramp is more vertical and they don't have ski poles
>yeah best jump ever>but uh he closed his left eye o algo>48.5
>>153508450heh
ah yes the quadruple schnitzel flip 3000, in excellent form60 points
this is unironically more rigged than figure skating
The snow makes this look so kino. Why was Beijing at some coal power station?
He got so fucking robbed
>more spins>same buttershit>scores less than norway
austria bro had the two best jumps of the competition>silver
lmao this is so rigged I can't with these zoomer sports
>96The czechian athletes better be ready for annexation
>>153508471Figure skating is a hard science by comparison.
Absolutely loving how amazed every American is when they actually land
That qt canadian in the crowd
>>153508520t. me
the bbc commentators are annoying af
holy
LOL
GG yank
>98.25Ok we fucked up the norvegian score
THERE IT IS
>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA
>>153508536Filtered
riggitini
Holy kwek
lol this is very funny and cringe
Maybe the judges are buried under a pile of snow and can't see anything?
share the stoke
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
LETS GOOOOOO
robbery
Yeah I dont think this semen slurping event is for me guys
>almost perfect score>trick nowhere near perfection so tiresome
>>153508548Absolutely incredible
MAC ATTACK
>>153508562the guy on the UK commentary just called that trick "radical" kek
hold on this guy is about to drop a 1260 though
BRIBES THEY TOOK BRIBES!
Yeah that spin that looked like all the rest? That was the best ever seen in the history of the competition
Aint no way he wins with both same shit
>98.25>98.25>98.25
>named frostad>competing at the winter Olympics Who writes this shit?
Looked lame as fuckWatch him win
shit's beautiful
There's no need to be upset
>amerisilver
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rigged.
>refski
The Austrian should start the 4th Reich
WHAT THE FUCK
KEKMAO>1.Austria>2.USA>3.NorwayShould’ve been the real results
>>153508630*kneel*
that was not a 98.5 compared to the others kek so rigged
98.50
>>153508548>>153508566>>153508612>winter Olympics>norway winsLearn the rules
Norwegian might
>98.50they're on crack lmaowhat the fuck are those scoresstop giving 90 for just landing shit
LMAOABSOLUTE RIGGING
>>153508580AHAHAHAHAHAHAwhat a fuckery
hell yeah
The fucking NBA Dunk Contest has better judging than thisVery gayThe women at least were consistent
RIGGED
gtfo figure skating is less fake and gay than thisim going back
fun finale
NOT SO FAST
>.25RIGGITINI
>>153508617https://www.olympics.com.au/olympians/airleigh-frigo/
norwegians are the bad guys
AIN'T NORWAY!
rather boring to watch desule spin grab o algo, incredible
I don't understand this rigged sport.
>spins 3 times>98.5what the fuck are we witnessing
Rigged>Jury sports
Lmao even they're both shaking their heads confused
lol. lmao, even. how is this an olympic sport
cool sesh bro, pce
STOP THE STEAL!!!!!
>1260+1260 on a big fucking air gets you 195.75/200Absolute fucking state
for me it was the austrian
RIGATONI
PARALYMPIC JUDGESPUT SHAME ON THE HUGE RUNS OF THESE ATHLETES
>>153508675>t.
They pull this shit but then they fuck my wife Ailing out of gold???
>>153508647>>153508648>>153508652>Weird how the people there>The crowd>The commentatorsAre all fine with it. But i guess youre the experts x
>>153508674>>153508617there's an Aussie athlete called Sarah Blizzard too kek
actually rigged >winning with double 16s instead of double 21s
keep seething
>even the commentators are like "uh yeah that's kinda bullshit"
most inflated scores in the history of judged sports lmao
>>153508712i got a couple stones for you to touch, jens
>>153508438How is this allowed???
>>153508735this lol
>>153508702For everyone except the judges
Fuck I missed it, where is the winning webm
>>153508717We need /sp/ judging where the guys try to do as many spins as possible, crash head first into the snow and die but win a gold medal
>cbc commentators trying to be hyped about the event>its uhh not what you do but how you do it Fuck off, I wanna see spins and flips not whether or not his ski touched the right part of the ramp you faggots
>>153508717the crowd were silent after Frostad's last run though?
>>153507866thisy'all need to calm down and enjoy some cool jumps
that just proves my point GU should have won for being the cutest
Not so fast, burgers.
>>153508717Of course they're experts. They watch the sport for a few days every 4 years. They basically know everything about it.
>>153508726Forehand should give those judges a forehand
So in conclusion, doing goofy gay shit on the ramp is more important than the actual “air” in “big air”. Got it.
Well, weren't you guys complaining it was apib to win?Are you satisfied now?
THIS IS SO GAYDID THESE JUDGES MEAN TO SHOW UP AT THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS???
>>153508776Sounded wild to me
>>153508782she's not even the cutest though, she looks like an alien
>>153508800t. schnozy butterlet
>>153508782#GunersRiseUp!!!!
>>153508800Yeah that's dumbBig air is literally made to do the most insane jumps not some goofy shit on the ramp
>>153508832and aliens are hot
I liked how they spun in the air
The most rigged Olympics in history ...... held in Italy.
>>153508695>how is this an olympic sportThere was almost no sport to add to the Olympic program for snowboarding, so they had to add these Xgames circus events, and they doubled them for the equivalent in skiing.
>spin a full rotation less>win
>>153508875RAVIOLI RAVIOLI SCAMARONIPARMEGIANO SCAMERINO
>>153508874What about the position of the skis to the perihelion of the moon's orbit in waxing retrograde
>>153508832exactly
>>153508766This but unironically
Stand proud USA, you were strong
>>153508731clip?
>>153508900there's more to big air than just big air
>>153508977big if true
>>153508977They should rename it to fag air
>>153508970sorry lad it was all in dutch
>>153508967thanks denmark
>>153508970Doubt anyone said thatEven the swedish commentators were ecstatic
They need to wake the fuck up and realize that judged sports are not competitive by nature and shouldn't be in the olympicsEvery 2 years we're getting more and more of this shit it's unsustainable
Why are you surprised? Any "sport" that requires judging to win is not a real sport. It's a competition at best, Miss Universe tier.
You need big chin for big air
>>153509087I don't think you know what you're trying to say.
>>153508726If he did a nosebutter on his first trick he would've won. Imagine pussying out of doing the hard shit in the Olympic final.
>>153509087Yes but how would they fuck the Americans out of Gold medals without judges?
>>153509125you don't even understand your own language you baboon
>>153509177Literally me when Norway wins another gold
>>153509087facts
>>153509182Yeah, you're a retard fucking frogbrain
>>153509286Regardless of whether I sounded native-like or not my post made perfect sense to anyone with 3rd grade reading comprehension level or higher which is just about everyone on this thread except for you I guess
>>153509087>judged sports are not competitive by natureDo you think they were risking their bodies doing insane tricks just for fun?
tenable
>>153509113>>153509113>You need big chin for big airA golden opportunity for our boi Calle
Holy shit that was a competition, Time to change the scoring rule-stick? They are becoming too good
>>153511774or maybe it is only the scoring system that is broken, idk
Just rename this "sport" to Men's Freestyle Skiing: Nosebutters already, kek
Since I saw a lot of salty people not understanding why the Norwegian beat the American, here are the landings compared
