Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule/fskhttps://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/Athletes and Program Content:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/fsk/ss/w/singles-----------/qual/000100--/resultLive Results:https://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/SEG003.htm3A attempt:Ami Nakai (JPN): SUCCESSFULAmber Glenn (USA): TBDWomen's Short Program replay from 2022 Beijing Olympic Winter Games:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mWnGJJBciMHighlights:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG02kYhYgtQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jra8hYG7QMQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmb2nrce_YYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH67_XoDy3kPrevious:>>153508475>>153508475>>153508475
First!
sohrey
More Amber. Thanks.
Reaminder shes not a reacoon but a tree
RAKEDGET THESE BUMS OUT OF HERE
RACOON INCOMING
invalid element
Should Canada be banned from the Winter Games to protect them from further embarassing themselves?
>>153510287Yeah that's nice but you autistic chuds are missing the behind the scenes stuff with the American girls
she disgraced her motherland! why would canada put their hopes on a gayreek?
>>153510232she wears pussy covers?
I just want Isabeau to be happy.
SCHEDULE FOR THE BURGER WOMEN:>Liu skates first in around a half hour>then Levito immediately after>then Glenn about 20 minutes after her
RAKED
The Canadian was the worst of them all honestly
Tara Lipinski is 43
maddie :(
>>153510126>muh iliaGo away
>>153510322the goat
wat
sorry about that guys
>>153510342Liu starts at 4:20 PM EST.
>>153510354and a milf
French commentators celebrating kek
This Belgian girl is a bunda queen
THAT'S RIGHT BOW YOU HEAD IN SHAME
the little mermaid is here /tv/bros
>>153510322the cum princess
holy bunda on this belgian chick
too old
>no auto-qualifylook you can pin-point the moment her heart breaks in half
tears
>>153510367refresh
>>153510367https://worldsports.st/winter-olympics/figure-skating-short-program-women-s-live-coverage/1
damn these threads go fast
>15
>there is no beat in classical musicSpoken like someone who's never listened to classical music. I'm a drummer and I often find myself tapping out the rhythms in classical music because they're that enticing. Has anyone done figure skating to the Rite of Spring?
I should rewatch all of the "Classic" feature length Disney cartoons at some point.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHvIFaZSmDI
Just hope she doesnt fall
How do they do with the base technical score if you show a new trick?
CAM ON LOENA!!ONE TIME FOR THE ONE TIME!
She's not too bad
>loena isn't taking us to the club
>>153510422my dick is there to catch her
Very unimpressive performance but her bunda and her smile make up for it.
>Celine DionNow THIS is based
>>153510398
>>153510425they just make it up
>>153510415>Spoken like someone who's never listened to classical music.You mean like a classless subhuman
>>153510315She's hot & great at what she does. but like most zoomers, when she talks it's like diarrhea of the mouth fr fr no cap bussin slay slay unc
>>153510399Karen ah b on the right l. Typa bitch that call the police on me
>>153510415Lmao who said that, have they ever heard of Beethoven
bunda rating?
This girl has the perfect ass. She was practicing in yoga pants the other day and it was huge and round
most of these skaters feel like they are just going through the motions, repeating movements they have learned from each other over the years like braindead botsthat's why the japanese girl what so good, and why the racoon mogs so hard
belgium with the least risky run of any skater she is just looking to get to the final
her bunda is a wunda
How much do these judges just take basic cuteness into account?
>>153510410especially surprising with how dead Worlds was. I know it's the Olympics and there's history for why /fs/ is kill but it would be cool to see it revived during other big comps
imagine the jumps if you put simone biles on skates
Can Ami Nakai do quads?
>>153510415One of the men skated to the Firebird suite
>>153510425They ban you instantly.
Very pretty lady
>>153510458Great. Brahms is great for rhythm too.
imagine her doing a flying spin 3 on your balls
>>153510422Hope she falls on my dick after she gets gold
>>153510465proof?
too bad she's butterface
She's so graceful
>>153510458
>>153510476You get something like quad god
>>153510476What if Usain Bolt did speed skating?
Kaori is offensively ugly. She's going to give me nightmares
>>153510399Grim. Poor girl. It's better to fall on your ass than chicken out on a jump.
>>153510476Just what this sport needs, to be further transformed into a graceless leaping about contest
>>153510315based dendrochronologist sperg qt
>>153510458>Lmao who said thatthis tard >>153510126
>>153510485Based. Why are the women skating to such garbage?
>>153510474but its only americans raving about raccoons or something now
>>153510422SNITCH NIGGAS DONT LIKE
>>153510399>>153510401I feel like this all the time.
>>153510415You're shocked that this site in inhabited by subhumans with no appreciation for high art.
How do you exist with a last name like hendrix, it'd be like being named hitler
>>153510422soulless eyes
>>153510422sexual predator eyes
does the athletes village have a tattoo artist that does all these olympic rings tattoos
3rd place damn
Loena YES!!!
>>153510534it was spelt in a waffle-stan way.
>>153510547
>>153510511At least she isn’t a test tube baby mutt like Liu
>>153510534>it'd be like being named hitlerBit of a reach there Chud
wtf how does someone has golden color eyes?
Inequality in Belgium is more brutal than in third world countries. One girl has all the bunda while the other doesn't even have a cushion to sit on.
>send in the clowns>by susan boyletop zozzle
>>153510422Beautiful eyes full of life
>>153510557i assumed they were press ons
>>153510564*kisses*
>>153510557Most of them get them done when they make the team.
SEND IN THE CLOWNS>SEND IN THE CLOWNS
#susanalbumparty
>>153510564RARE
PIZZARONO?
>>153510569contacts
Roughly how long will it be until Alysa is skating? ~5 minutes per skater?
>not the Krusty the Clown version
>>153510568You know what I mean, it's a last name held by someone very very famous, and one you don't hear often
For that trash program? Why are they rigging shit for ugly hags?
You now remember the Australian sheep fucker that claimed the russian midget is unbeatable, I wonder if he has killed himself already
>>153510564i would hug her to death
>>153510564Shit I open the pic and then kissed my monitor
>>153510476I'd rather not
>unmute>some trash musical song and not 6ix9ine or some shit>mute
>>153510564cuteCUTE!
Why would a musician not clear their music for this? Being played at the olympics to help another athlete? Why are they like this?
>>153510608kek
>I love her packageuhhh what
>>153510607
>>15351060720 bings
>>153510528I mean people on /mu/ like classical at a higher rate than the general population, so...
>>153510564Delete this plz, is too much ;_;
>Whitey-tightiesLewd
>>153510564>post-wall previewyikes
>>153510618Well jiggaboos aren't competing so what do you expect?
not a fan of this song choice.
>>153510621The rights are often not owned by the musicians themselves.
>>153510618This is slop. This is not "musical". It's music that's meant to sound " sophisticated" while being extremely uninteresting. Saccharine nonsense.
>>153510621>thinking musicians handle the rights
What's with the diaper
Why even 19 yr old figure skaters look like little girls
>>153510621It isn't the musicians, it's the Jew labels and their Jew lawyers
wtf is Johnny sins doing there?
>>153510622i just realized that they were making fun or jerry lewis dean martin reunion with this
wonderful choreography and shapes
>>153510632>>153510641Thanks.
>>153510666
>>153510607Alysa in 20
>>153510666Based Satan
>>153510678malnutrition and growth inhibiting drugs from their coaches
DJ has good taste
>>153510658>>153510673>>153510682why is it always them fucking hell
>>153510687
>not the ICP version
>>153510684hes the choreographer you'll notice he keeps changing jackets for different countries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG15oP7q4fI
>>153510687GYATT
How do the belgians have athletes in this and we don't?
>>153510642/mu/ is also rife with k-trannies and Western pop simps, not exactly an endorsement.
>>153510607I believe the actual short program is around three minutes, and then another 3-4 minutes for the judges to judge, koala
Digital Love bros...
>>153510621There was some literal who seething about his music with a grand total of no streams on Spotify being used and then you have this
Pls racoon...
>>153510734Like a sith lord. Pay the toll.
>>153510687Post 14
Achilles snap on live TV incoming
>>153510734
nice of these other girls to prep the ice for alysa
>>153510734Is he some ISU Enforcer to make sure they don't act outta pocket?
>>153510323AbsolutelyNothing less than a permanent irrevocable ban is acceptable
Snow level music.But I dig it.
I wish I could be the guy who picks the songs
>>153510422She can fall into my arms
>>153510734me on the left
anons, I've searched all figure skating threads in the catalog and can't find the racoon mp4 skating towards the camera with medal, someone post pls!!
Y'all started a new thread without me, now I gotta post the same thing againWhy is Brian Boitano the only nigga I've seen do a kino spread eagle? It seems like it should be a bigger move considering how awesome it looks.
what a huge dump truck
>>153510750UNO DOS TRES CUATRO CINCO CINCO SEIS
What’s up with all of these girls being absolute dog faced? Where are the qts?
does anyone have a webm of that Isabeau Levito interview with sound?
>>153510802
>Pinkpantheress offered a message of support to AlysiaBased
>>153510678my neighbour and classmate used to be a rhythmic gymnast up until she was 15 yo they have a diet regime even as 8 years old they were practically starved and made to be anorexic, a remnant of both gymnastics and figure skating being the creations of evil soviets
>>153510795I would do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL1i6qJWO38
>GRIMINAL DANGO :-D
>>153510806>>153510805This shit looks much more retarded in slow motion
>>153510632>Liu starts are 4:20 est
glorious
>>153510564Alysa Lui? More like Alysa CHU!! Get it? cus like I wanna kiss her ;~;
She looked winded at the end
>>153510822hell yeah ty
>>153510822this is the last thing davy crockett saw before he got the life sucked outta him
>>153510828Literally who?
>>153510822That hair is insane. Then again all figure skaters are probably a little nuts.
>>153510806>>153510805Thank you very much for these posts anon. I would never get to see these views on NBC. And thanks again for the pirated broadcast. I will use it tmrw to make sure I miss zero cuties.
>>153510825hes the guy from hitman
>>153510822Why did she do it bros?
>>153510825Seriously what is the deal with this guy? Does he support everyone or something? Do they all hire him?
>>153510734>>153510825Who is this fucking guy?
>>153510825>>153510779>>153510734Agent 47: The early years
>>153510822did she actually skate or was she like an unused sub?
I wish I was in the olympic village every night having a great time.
>>153510825a SPY is in the BASE
>>153510852She's a tree anon. She adds a ring every year. Perhaps she is trying to court a real tanuki?
>>153510806>>153510805do the other belgian
>>153510825based Johnny
>>153510852
>>153510851a goddesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tPTrgGptU0
>>153510734Fuck. This thing actually real? Or just a meme...
>>153510862>>153510864He coaches all of them no there's no conflict of interest stop asking questions
>>153510862hes the epstein of figure skating
>>153510864Stop asking questions
>>153510870isaheau doesn't have a medal
Italian girls are just too perfect.
ITALIA ITALIA ITALIA ITALIA
Can we get more Nakai webms, webm man?
>>153510852She's a weeb at heart
>>153510873Well known fact the Olympic village is a 10/10 tier athletic fuck den. Us normalfags wouldn't survive getting fucked by these athletes
Naki is another pretty girl as well. After her, it'll be racoon's turn
>>153510828
OK NOW THIS GAL IS ACTUALLY CUTE
>>153510908This one is from austria.
>>153510705>>153510831A shame because they wouldn't need to do that to be competitive
>>153510897hes a french coach with 13 athletes from different countries
>>153510916>Chainsaw Mandirty casual
i'd gouge myself open for alysa
>>153510917Thats why they had to start making the beds out of cardboard
X bros
>>153510917>mfw i qualify as a curling alternate
>>153510734why is he rapidly aging
Lara noooo
SHARKNAKI NOO
I think my IQ is too low to recognize the different jumps :(
Website says this is a qualifier.Do the scores carry forward to the main event?
>Feels Gutmann
CHOKE
>>153510909RIP
>>153510916Why do people like this mid cunt again?
MAMMA MIA
mamma mia is over
>x
okay, this group is done.Alysa Liu is incoming, there is nothing you can do about it.
I N V A L I DNVALID
>>153510862He's a famous choreographer and does a lot of programs for the skaters
>>153510754weeb!
this is how you skate a short program: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghoIXhsyNno
>>153510974This is short program, they also do a longer program
I suppose an X means she failed that part </3
>>153510948Babys first violent manga.
amazing ass
>>153510974Yes. They drop the 6 lowest scores from the free skate but these scores will add up for the medals.
>>153510960
>CLAP>CLAP>CLAP>CLAP>CLAP
She was gracious. Shame about the lost points.
>>153510862>>153510864demonic entity
It begins
>>153510937Yeah but she is a jobber. >>153510978It's not our sport lol but i'd FUCK her
Goddamn these bitches suck, why are they scoring so low?
>>153510948She likes Soul Eater>>153510754
>>153510954Nobody fucks any more, even and yet especially zoomer athletes...that's why these Olympic jews can save all those shekels by making the beds out of the cheapest corrugated cardboard possible
See how much better they look with good choreography?? How the fuck did the artistry come second fiddle to "spin to win"
someone webm that little dance gutsmann did
>>153510916CSM is very normalfag at this point, but I'll give her credit for Soul Eater, unusual for a zoomer
I wish I had a gf to hug
You did bet all your money for Nakai to win at +1600, right anon?
>>153510948I hate any anime with 3D animation. Maybe it's because I'm old.
>>153510972Norwegians, Swedes, Austrians - name jump after themselvesAmerican - uh, loop, I guess
>>153510618Why would someone skate to 69 (hes legit rare rap i like but rap is garbage to skate to)
They are just playing hackie sack lol
>>153511032Eh she was nervous she is very cute.
>>153511069Crappa did a totally shit job
Wait so figure skaters can "bail" out of spin? how does that even work physics wise? How tf can u stop something mid air when you already have momentum
>>153511055>>153510948Retards thats just what was thrown out for her. Of course she's gonna grab Pochita as a weeb. Pochita is cute
I always thought women had perfect skin but these girls have backne and terrible complexions.
>>153511066thinking men bet on mone
>>153510915i love her so much
w-why aren't they throwing the ball to isabeau
CUTE AMERISISTERS
You sold me a racoon lady, when is she ?
Good finish, excited for RacoonDecided the final line I came up with is too boring, I need a better one. I'll have to work on it tonight. It'll come, I'm sure
>>153511011you can still get credit for an element that's lesser than what you planned, but it has to meet a minimum criteria or else it's invalid, 0 points
>>153511098Reze had no 3DCG in it
so who is considered the goat for women and men competitions?
>>153511007The Russian girls in 3A era were doing a completely different sport, not the one we are watching.
>>153511114That's because they are on hormone altering PEDs
IT'S TIME
lmaoing @ italians rn fr
>>153511087>responding to b810 years of you fucking tourists
Are you ready for RACOON TIME?!
>>153511046Retard they ran out of condoms in 2 days this year
>ISABEAU WIGGLES
LYYSAAA
whos the girl with the weird hair?
What kind of name is Lara Naki Gutmann? Another hapa?
whens the slutty new jersey girl
>>153511043Because they do suck>>153510773>this is olympic level jump heightNot sure why some of these girls even bother going.
RACOON SPLATOON AND SHEBOON TIME
>>153510916in the last thread i said fuck at every zoomer thing forgot chainsaw man and the demon hunter garbage
WE FINALLY EATIN
does adelia stand a chance for podium
RACOOON
>>153511169they're getting sold on ebay
And the crowd goes wiiild
There she is, cooners
>>153511011Short program is tough because they have compulsory jumps.
>IT'S RACOONIN' TIME
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153511032the most graceful skater today
Here they come!
ISABEUL!!!!
ITS HAPPENING
Ahhhhhh racoooooooonnn
link for tacos and the rest of latamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUh7_1jd_3o
>>153511197yes, very strong chance
HERE WE GO THE HEAVY HITTERS
>>153511118she's handled plenty lately if you catch my drift :)
>>153510972Don't feel bad. I'm a minor gymnast, can do a backflip and various equivalent things but I can't understand a god damn thing about what's different between the jumps even after watching multiple videos about how they work.
ISABEAU!!!She blew a kiss at me.
A LY SAA LY SAA LY SA
Is doing one more rotation mostly athleticism? Like between triple and quadruple axel
>>153510687Thankyou
Why the fuck did PeaCock end the venue feed???????
She can do it. I believe
>>153511238no that kiss was for me anon
>>153511182>Lara Naki GutmannOH NNONONONO bella gutmann's curse???
>>153511169They're obviously using them for water balloon fights
>>153511182
>>153511145I see. Thanks for the explanation!
Finally it’s time for the American ladies and the Japanese favorite
>>153511197Yes, when she isn't polishing the ice with her ass, because she falls on every quad
Jesus it's so evident that Russia was the lifeblood of this sport. Putin is a fucking retard
No fs now. Full focus on tv and hands in pants
holy jumpscare on nbc
>>153511258>>153511258I don't think
>>153511117She is VERY cute
>>153511169They ran out of condoms in two day>>153511199>they're selling them on ebayExactly, they're also blowing up and forming them into balloons shaped to their favorite anime characters
stream?
>>153511298>which way western man
AAAAAAH MY WIFE
JapanGAWDS will mog the american mercenary
THE CHAMP IS HERETHE CHAMP IS HERETHE CHAMP IS HERE
>>153511273amber is a nasty transvestite
GUYS SWITCH TO BENFICA REAL GAME YOU WONT BELIEVE WHATS HAPPENING (once again) HAHAHAHA
>>153511249Lower body strength + Stamina + Body weight (mostly) + height. It's why Russia would usually send 15 year old malnourished girls.
>final group starts>my stream starts shitting itself:(((((
>>153511252No USA girls for you, anon.
NOOO MY STREAM BROKE
>>153511313OMG
>>153511290kys pedo
>>153511291Skill issue i can goon and post>>153511182Jew
Did they forget the zamboni?
Blades Angels? More like Fallen Angels. Jajajajajajajajaja
IM IM GONNAIM GONNA RACCOOOOOOOOMMM AAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153511333Alysa is the champKys btw
Alysa looks like shes just happy to be there lol
fuck i was right to get hbo max just in case kek
>>153511313My Queen
kwabeau's hairline is hella grim
>>153511313
>alysas legs
>>153511046No fucking way dude. They're all fucking. Imagine being a prime athlete with yellow fever. They probably go nuts in there.
So the French TV just fucking switched to bobsleigh???
>>153511363What the fuck are you talking about?
>>153511347Rai 2 on the tv. Not sure if you are using raihistplay
Whats with all the coon talk? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxVxGL9EYoo&pp=ygUOQ29vbiBjb29uIGNvb24%3D
Georgian with superior costume imo.
Alysa is a true artist, what a girl..
>>153511403kek
After all Alysa posting for two weeks I finally get to see her skate
oh no bros m'lady alyssa has a runny nose :(
Any other streaming sites? My stream broke :'(
>that dressholy shit Isabeau
>>153511252it should work after refreshing, NBC fucking up the Olympics is tradition at this point
>>153511379I can speak for everyone and say that THIS is why we're here
>>153511379Bless you, bong fren.
amber glenn? more like amber man (shoulders) lol
>>153511412He's a seething cockroach, pay him no mind.
>>153511403Watch the HBO Max stream
>>153511431she skated in teams anon
>>153511352viprow nu
>>153511379what are you even supposed to do with this
>>153511403Probably because the French are in it? There are so many events in the Olympics local events switch a lot depending on which country is going for a medal
>zamboni the ice>all the skaters just rip it up in practice anyway
this sport would be taken a lot more seriously if the girls wore thongs under their skirt.
Pleeeeease webms wtf the stream website shit itself
>Amber is a supporter of mental health issuesuh
I made garlic cheese bread in honor of raccoon
why is the speed eagle worth no points according to one anon but when Brian Boitano did it the announcers said it was worth as much as any 3x spin?? Why do they remove the most Kino of moves????
>Kavinsky: RoadgameLast song of each warmup
>>153511415I'm not a real italian, I'm just here on holiday, thanks though
>>153511169>mfw its real
wtf was that nigga doin with the water bottles lmao
DJ going ham
I love the chaos of skating relay
>>153511481Thank you greek anon!
>Liu looks cute, but her usual autistic-as-fuck self along with whatever her other mental ailments>Levito with a fire-engine red, attention-grabbing ensemble with the matching gloves>Glenn looking like a pissed-off dyke who just caught her partner scissoring with another mongrel dykeMY BODY IS READY FOR THIS...LET'S DROP THE PUCK AND GET STARTED
>>153511373Simp faggot
>>153511489Am I having a stroke or did they not bring the zamboni out?>>153511507based
>>153511517Disgusting
>>153511512hell yeah brotherman looking good
Found this from another anon>>153511435https://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/344226311_olympic_games/#webplayer_ifr
My STREAM IS FUCKING DYING
Did I miss it or did they not introduce Isabeau when she was on the ice?
pretty cool life story
>>153511412he is calle/idiot
>>153511531Apparently Alysa was throwing them at him
>>153511517On TV, channel 2
>>153511099Open your arms.
alysa modestly dressed as she saves herself for me
>>153511553I can still cook an extremely good carbonara thoughbeit
>>153510825again, what was the controversy with her during 2022 olympics?
>>153511347>>153511316>>153511438freestreams
I kind of hope I die of a heart attack before Isabeau skates. I am not worthy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153511438https://freestreams-live1a.pk/sky-5-nz/^best image but NBC commentary and cuts between skateshttps://streamed.pk/watch/ppv-nbc-women-s-short-part-2/admin/1^best commentary but needs refresh occasionallyhttps://olympicstreams.co/figure-skating-short-program-women-s-live-stream/2/https://olympicstreams.co/figure-skating-short-program-women-s-live-stream/1/https://freestreams-live1a.pk/bt-sport-10/
i once a scat fetish vid of an ice skater pooping and doing her routine with a log in her panties kek. theres a fetish vid for everythin
Quad God, more like Quad ACKKKKwab.
Everyone shut the fuck up, my future zoomer wife is skating
>>153511547>liking women is gay o algo
>>153511594https://www.streameast24.com/live/olympic/match/figure-skating-vs-live/6994200162673af5aa150255
GOD BE GOOD FOR ALYSA
>>153511512thats just pizza
I find racoon girl adorable but don't want unitedstatians to win
It's shit
LFG
>>153511586Again, thanks, but I'm here with family and they've all gone to bed and I'm not making noise on the TV, I need a stream
>>153511427It's okay we are now back after seeing the Germans winning again. Time for my Isabeau <3
so uglysomeone burn her with fire
>>153511339tl;dr Vinicius is a monoLet's all go back to the cute girls.
SHUT THE FUCK UP OUR GIRL IS DOING HER GOLD MEDAL RUN
I will build a rink for her so she can skate for me naked
please dont fuck it up
this isn't Chief Keef
Hapa skaterHapa song
oh shit she is different
>>153511621It's a worthy price for the racoon
YELLOW START ITS OVER
Fall digits roll
Yellow already. Bad coon.
No 3A...
this isn't chief keef
Shes doiiing itttt yessss
to second halfs *bottle clinks*
graceful and smooth
>>153511519They need to make a porn version of the Olympics. As in pay the athletes for porn shoots at the olympics
The chink is looking good
The racoon is the real deal. I'm with the Japanese but I can't lie to you.
for someone who looks like this her program is rather formulaic not punk at all
i would eat her solidified farts ifykwim
can China beat Japan?
>>153511578Is this the american dream, anon?
Did anyone else hear that lewd noise from the commentator on NBC?
She's fine but what is this boring song
the musics so genericyou'd expect something like paramore or avril lavigne out of her but she dances like regular girl
GOOD RACOON
Nice run babe
That was beautiful. What a waifu.
YES YES YES YES
i have no clue what i just watched but that's gotta be a 99.99 from every single judge easily
i think im in love
>>153511696her free skate event is blink 182 and skrewdriver
How is she so graceful? What the fuck?
fucking snoop dogg
HER GRACE IS UNMATCHED SHE JUST FLOWS LIKE WATER IM CRYING RIGHT NOW
was good but kinda boring
Raccoon is IN!
Not bad, coon. not bad. HOWEVER
Yeah, not bad....
Still not good enough to beat Japon>even Rihannakek
The fuck does Snoop know about this
not enoughaahh
SEXOOO
good start to the last group
Well she nailed it. Guaranteed top 3 spot probably
I KNEEL
Inb4 Isaboo choke
So did our Japanese girl beat Japan's Japanese girl?
American bros...I kneel
>>153511717>avril lavignedo you think shes still tight?
NIPS ARE FUMING HAHAHA
adeliia was better than this mutt whore
BEAUTIFUL
>>153511674I remember there was a Masturb-a-thon years ago
>>153511594>>153511606Thank you! Bookmarking them!
FKA Twigs in the audience
nice bunda
Based af
no triple axel? no backflip?
>>153511717I would like to introduce her to the Smiths
FLAWLESS
>>153511591He's a tranny
it was like she on clouds out there
I'm happy for her.
She makes everyone else looks like absolute amateurs. Why do most of them struggle to land tricks they've done thousands of time, unlike Alyssa
And she stopped for 2 years
Based zoomer chick
Guys that's LITERALLY MY WIFE I'm so proud of her :)
Snoop and Martha Stewart in the stands
>>153511618Thank you mio salvatore
Imagine not rooting for the literal superhuman.
How does she brush her teeth with that thing in?
Audience went full ON!
i really really hate how the camera immediatly goes way up when the girls lift their legs to spin
>>153511828carefully
>>153511822we schizo posting now?
>>153511828>implyingAnon I...
>>153511816congrats bro, thats really cool. you're a lucky man, im happy for you. she seems sweet.
bunda, feel the bunda
>>153511828brush her teeth?
I would make webms but the damn CBC feed isn't letting me rewind
Her coaches are so fucking gay. I guess that's good for her.
Why she didn't do the 3A tho?she could get the gold ;-;
>raised in the Bay AreaDeport.
hahahahahahahahaha
Amibros we're invincible
76.59
Playing the fucking worst song of all time over this thanks NBC
>>153511828Considering her teeth color...
>only 2nd
nobody skates so effortlesssimply a different level
that was shit
ACK
Lots of cheering from Euros that supposedly hate us.
>>153511717It's a Scandinavian singer that she's actually gone to concerts for and been highlighted by the artist. "Lauffey"? I think was their name.
if she's a raccoon what is her sister (picrel)
another PB
She's pretty, uhh... rotund? Looks like we already have the Biles on Ice.
2nd place! Ami chan is still unbeatable. My isabeau is next!
BWAHAHA FUCKING CHOKE BITHC!!! 2nd PLACE!?!?!?!? JAPAN BANZAI!!!!!
>>153511835MY HEAT
>2ndwtf
>>153510232I KNOW TRUMP IS PRESIDENT BUTI KNOW TRUMP IS PRESIDENT BUTI KNOW TRUMP IS PRESIDENT BUT
dear god in heaven this dress
she's so wholesome and gracefulnow we have to endure a couple of gremlins like this isabeau with her poopy hairdoo
ISABEAU BROS WAKE UP
>>153511858ya its been like that since yesterday they must have changed it, very annoying
China mogged by Japan kek
If anyone was gonna beat her i loved Nakai. Still that score wont get a medal
>2ndYeah, it's over. 3A or go home at this point.
>>153511884I thought she was icelandic
big band!
Finally an attractive foid
ROBBED
Pinche puta only got 2nd place. JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Lol, lmao, not even 1st, why even bother?
>>153511861It's waste yeah. Those tighs are built for a 3A but i think she bet on no 3A by anyone.
waifubros we're lucky eteri's brats were killed in the figure skating womb
I hope the racoon can medal on Thursday
>>153511822When can you start mass producing them? I want my own
MY WIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL
now that whores on right?
JUDGES REFRESH YOUR PAYPALS!!!FUCK
MY girl is on shut the fuck up everybody.
Isabeau AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153511886Kitsune
>>153511853>implying I don't think that's cool as hell
>>153511844It would otherwise be problematic and objectifying or some shitBut they didn't do it in pair skating
>>153511864PROCYONIDAE BTFO
>>153511812her thighs are twice as thicc as the other women there maybe that explains it
>already a yellowOh no no no
everyone watch my wife Isabeau is skaing now
>>153511916She's half Icelandic half Asian. So not European.
>Schizas won't qualify for the free skateDay 11 of canada choking
>>153511906It works on some but not on others. The main feed is still working but you have to hope they are showing what you want to watch
perfect
is this yall triple A?
>>153511952What cost her first
I think getting all night was a good thing for ida
>>153511952MY D I C K
She even dresses like a slut.
this "skater" SUCKSso bad holy shit
Already tired of this pickme whore
from quads to hardly any triple axel, oh how we've regressed
what an innocent maiden :)
CRASHOUTS CANCELED
I cringe every time she leaps
Every 4 years I'm reminded how stupid this sport is. >so and so is the most beautiful perfect skater, but they don't spam certain jumps so they're not going to win
>One look can write a bookHmmmmmm
>song + outfitwe want the boomer audience
hey its the mad men song
>>153511960Wtf stop watching MY wife
based and madmenpilled
Couldn't take my eyes off the screen when Alysa was skating. I couldn't care less about these other girls though
these songs are pretty ass
Cute song.
ZUBI ZUBI ZU
Racoon was cute, but I like Isabeau's routine better so far
>>153511923japs getting overscored is part of the sport
>Zoubi Zou
Did our racoon do well? I couldn't watch it
The song from Mad Men!
She's kinda bad at this ngl , kek
doubters BTFO. performance enhancing great time
Beau was fun. Good performance.
>>153512011I LOVE YOU
Zuubu zuubi zuuu i love you
First time watching this semen slurping sport. The music sucked.
>>153512020shes second as of now
BASED music choice
>>153511049It's an inevitable conclusion of any artistic competition. The competitive angle attracts people who use it as a means to elevate their ego and chase status and thus have limited interest in the non executional elements. Also, competition striving to be objective by it's nature will always favor difficult moments instead of overall composition. It always degrades in quality despite increasing in technical prestige.
All those BBC gangbangs didn't help levito, she was awful
>>153512015The Yuma overscore was criminal.
>>153512020Silver so yeah. The nippon dropped a fucking 3A
>still in 1stHow the fuck did the Nip do it?
Her legs are sticks, how can she compete with thick goddesses like Liu
Zubbi zubbi I love beu
Isabeau was better than Liu
>ugly skater>ugly moves>ugly personalitypottery
Holy shit these Americans make everyone look like amateurs. Tara is so right. Everyone else is struggling through their jumps and she's adding flair to all of them like it's nothing
cuckposters are blown the fuck out eternally forever
>>153511952Absolutely perfectly done
>>153512026Average foid fucking European chad and calling it a "vacation".TFD
Why do people keep throwing trash onto the ice?
>>153512033gay
I have no clue about this sport but I feel like theyre shortchanging themselves on aura by not holding their pose at the end
>>153511341Thx
I like it, but can't appreciate because she told the world that she's been having a ton of sex in the olympic village.
What Olympic village dicking does to you
>>153512071Source?
>>153512066its plushies for the girls
Ban everyone but Japan and America from the ice at this point. Russia can come too if Putin can get his shit together.
>>153512045triple axel
>>153512026you know she is the most boring person irl
>>153512071Women on twitter explained it was wrong to say that. I assume they also mean it is factually wrong. She must be a virgin, surely.
>>153512045Triple Axel diff
oh that was the olympic village whore
>>153511916Is Iceland not in Scandinavia?? What is Scandinavia??
>>153512026I need this with sound
>>153512044why don't the others just do more rotations if they want to win?Are they stupid?
>>153512071Zoomer women are shameless. Disgusting.
>>153512017>when you wife performs Zoubi Zou for a bunch of degenerates in front of youiktf now
>>153512044They still have long program to do before medal positions
>>153512045los jueces son fans de epstein
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153512066throwing stuffed animals is a tradition, but there hasn't been a ton of it this olympics
70.84
Does Alysa's free program enable her to take the Gold?
>>153511991She looks like she slid at the very end
>>153512083what did she mean by this
5th place for my skatefu!
>>153512086i'd use up all 300k condoms for her
>5
8 pts behind gold already, grim
Why is she cosplaying as desi?
>>153512083Signature look of superiority
>>153512091russia is already here considering 50% of skaters are russian
>>153512081She didn't do shit considering she was skating with her ass gaped
>not even top 4KWAB
>>153512116throw a pepe out there
>>153511942>>153511886Definitely a Kitsune. The breaking of killing stone released her a few years ago
>>153510972All of these are always missing my man Euler.(For the longest time I thought it was created by some American or Canadian guy named Oiler.)
>>153512123
>>153512099Sweden, Denmark, and Norway.
Isabeau was robbed
How did Liu end up with a technical score of 41 when she had 42 before they added the points from her last trick?
reminder this is only the short program. score is added to the free skate on Thursdayalso SP 5th place ended up winning gold in Men's and Pairs soooo
>>153511820
big oof
>>153512083Honestly, she is one of the most beautiful girls i've seen in these games. The racoon is mid.
Damn
SAAAAAAAAAAARS ITS TIME
>WE LOVE YOU ISABEAU!Someone from /sp/ is there.
>>153512096>>153512092Is that like the most difficult move?
HUH?
THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE
underscored
So only Nips can beat Nips? What are you doing, Americans???
Surely Alysa will have to pull the 3A in the free. She can see if Adelia lands her ultra c elements, but she can't do the same for the nip girl who wouldn't surprise me if she was a hiding an emergency quad besides the 3A. She needs to risk something.
She's fuming over that score.
>>153512148VAR
Aww, she's disappointed
Isabeau got inspired to skate by Johnny Weiridk how to feel about that lol
Jesus Christ can’t wait for the social media freak out for the dot…
Isaboo will have to step it up in her second skate, she can still get bronze The good news is that she even completed this first skate considering how nervous she was
>Bollywood medleySAAARRR
Does anyone like Greece?
None of the others have the grace and artistry of Alysa. I bet the current Nr1 was just tricksmaxxing
>>153512130Damn I guess the rest of us will have to go raw
After slayed the entire Olympic Village, she still managed to get score of 70+.
THE SO CALLED 3A group are still all behind an athlete from the 2nd best ranked group
>canada>dressed like an indian>even has a dotI mean come on
how does it work, they have 3 routines and they sum or something?
>>153512148el var sinso
every single Indian guy is gonna jack themselves raw to this
>>153512159kind of forgot she was a real person this week from all the goonerposting but i think she has actual unironic fans
>>153512148score on the screen during the program is only ever a rough guide
my ancestor :)
Why is this white girl appropriating jeet culture?
>>153512174what's VAR?
Jeet-coded theme by Gubanova
There's no way this girl is ethnically Georgian.
YOU THOUGHT CANADA WAS OUT?heHEHHhehehETHINK AGAIN
>>153512147This
THIS IS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
>>153511786what did they say?
>>153512159He actually called her Alysa and she looked a bit irked
>>153512083>so you thought I was going to fail, incel?
>>153512119khazahbro won men's fig skating gld just by placing 5th in short program so if kaori chokes then yes
>>153512026>>153512083>>153512086She's going to be a walking STD library by the end of today.
>red dot>indian costume and musichow does she get away with this cultural appropriation
What's with skaters from the Caucasus doing India-themed programs this season
this is our national anthem everyone stand
>>153512184Japan found a human beyblade and the commentators literally said she spent the entire year maxxing spins until she got it
Someone explain why a triple axel is harder than a triple whatever the other ones are called
>>153512205video review she had yellow boxes
Are you running out of songs to pick??
>>153511972The top girl did a more difficult move.
oh wow punjabi mc
>>153512189Nobody was calling them 3A. If anybody was then they are delusional
i love this bit
>Japan 1>China 2>Russia 3>Isabeau jobbedGlenn is really America's only hope huh
>>153512207Das rite. Dis is wat a tru Georgian girl be lookin like.
Does the dancing even do anything for the points? Why not just spam jumps? Seems like a waste of energy focusing on "art" rather than points.
USA better get a medal
>>153512148America bad so judges are actively lowering scorespls undastan
Americans cheering for her because they think shes from georgia the state
>>153512230That's suckk
WHAT IN THE GOD DAMN SAAAAAR IS THIS SLOP
>>153512103Isn't the short program limited to triples?
I give her credit for trying something different but she isn't winning anything with this
>this is what everyone thought Indian culture was before mass immigration
Sirs this is how all our butifal brahmin women are looking
She is going to dominate
>>153512196I want to insert her in that position
>>153511960Wow can't believe two of us are married to Olympic figure skaters, we're so lucky!
I had to mute
Whats with the hindi music
>>153512190But she's competing for one of your states, burger anon
>skating to tunak tunak
this is cultural appropriation
Remember that the Japanese pairs fell on their first run and won gold So as long as they hang on the top 5 ish its still up for grabs on Thursday
>>153512172The Russian midget whore has fallen on every quad or under rotated them in training , so keep dreaming imbecile
>>153512083She is genuinely the most beautiful American girl to exist since Grace Kelly.
Is raccoon the only skater without tights?
>>153512119She's enabled for a golden shower if you catch my drift
>>153512251Amber will win gold but all three are still in the mix, it's only the first skate. A lot can change on the second skate
Why is this girl in the last group?
>>153512181i hate you and everything your represent
i liked it when they "appropriated" abo shit. fuck they were FUMING
>>153512255Oh ffs
This routine is awesome ngl and legit getting a billion Indian followers to give you a dollar for onlyfans makes her a billionaire so fair play.
>>153512255Jumps are super risky. Sticking the landing requires like perfect dexterity
>>153512255There are mandatory steps sequences and also points for artistry.
>>153512271I hate women so much it's unreal.
>Last dancer dances to a song called Last DanceKino
>>153512255PCS is nearly half the total score, and composition/presentation are (IIRC) 2/3rds of that
>>153512238In figure skating, the direction of the takeoff (forward vs. backward) is the primary way to differentiate between jump types and determines the level of difficulty. The Axel is the only jump that takes off facing forward, making it generally considered the hardest to master, while the other five major jumps (Toe Loop, Salchow, Loop, Flip, Lutz) take off from a backward-facing position.
>>153512272Someone in the village probably did this position already
>>153512207you can tell from the surname, she's not Georgian surnames are like -idze and -shvili, hers is Russian, just the femine form of Gubanov
>>153512277I've seen this video
>>153511007this makes everyone in this competition look retarded and amateur
>>153512227Slavs just don't care
>>153512181 Nah they kinda suck ngl
The funny thing is. You couldn't perform this in India. She wouldn't make it out alive.
>>153512290>Amber will win goldHuh?
>>153512290Isabeau is way behind, she'll require significant mistakes from the other women to have a chance at gold. Obviously that's possible as we've seen from Mens and Pairs, of course.
>georgians>white
Racoon is great but a 2022 Trusova would had destroyed her
>>153512252as a resident of /trek/, I am triggered
not even watching this shit
>>153512255there is a specific number of jumps you are supposed to do in the short program, and a limit in the long program
>>153512265Your idea of what Indian culture is comes from /pol/ shitposts m8
>>153512119anyone above 70 has a chance especially considering the fact that the order will be reversed its a good tactic to not be among the 3-4 last
>>153512255Women single senior skaters must have the following elements in their short program:A double or triple Axel.One triple jump.A "jump combination consisting of a double jump and a triple jump or two triple jumps".[23]One flying spin.Either a layback/sideways leaning spin or a sit or camel spin without a change of foot.A spin combination with just one change of foot.A step sequence using the entire ice surface.[23]
Why can't you overtake the spot of Japanese girl who isn't even in the top 10 in the world?
>>153512286
she looks like the regina george
>>153512341she's a little too obviously pretty
>>153512238Triple axel requires 3½ turns.The others require 3 turns.
>>153512285kraut, I thought reading comprehension in Germany was better than that
>>153512190DO NOT REDEEM
>>153512295Thanks you proved my point>>153512323First normal Greek I have met. Your food is great however
>>153512331And there will be significant mistakes, that's how it goes
saarsaar redeem the white womansaar pls do the needful
>>153512312NTA but I guess that's because of momentum, being harder to control?
YOURE RIGHT JOHNNY WEIR WERE GETTING SCREWED!
KAORI CHAN
Gambatte, Kaori-chan!
>>153512256You will
Holy shit she's dancing like an actual autist.
Will Eteris frog quadmogg the others on thursday ???
>>153512258Kek
holy over score Batman
i just realized isabeau was scored below loena wtf
>>153512351Saaaaaaaaaar
>>153512190Kek
>>153512379You are Brazilian dude
>>153512335>silver mogging anythingSit down grandpa, it's raccoon power hour now
>wearing canadian face in 2026Are Georgians that behind the times
i do it for she
Cute sperg outHow is she above isabeau?
Isabeau not even in the top 5 now.Fucking refskateAlso make a new thread
How the fuck was this better than Isabeau? Rigged.
you just reminded me of squid game
>>153512255Barely, that's what I've been bitching about since I started watching this last month at the US national championship. It's literally spin to win and that's not how it always was. Apparently next season they're going to lower the points for failed jumps/spins from 50% points to 20% max for this exact reason. Too little to late seemingly. The best male skater, Ilia has an atrociously bad choreography. Like he doesn't even give a shit about it because the 7 quad spins do all the work. I'm not here to watch you spin in the air I want ART
>oh God yes!bless her
This song makes me think of Elmo.
KARI-CHAAAAAAAN GAMBATTE!!!!
>This cliche againFucking thirdies
what is she thinking here?
>>153512351I've literally lived in India. It sucks. Sure, there are more nice people there than /pol/ would have you believe, but I can see why they all want to get the fuck out of there.
K A O R IAORI!!!!!
>>153512418Americans are judged more harshly, that's just how it goes.
>>153512373 Thanks but I’m weird too
>>153512402>twitter screenshot you saved from /pol/thanks for proving my point
Didn't she do this routine during teams?
>>153512408you need to go back Rashit
CAM ON KAORI
Boats and hoes
Ganbatte Kaori-san
I can't believe Mexican genes produced thisICE btfo?
>>153512436>i needu to shittu
>>153512427Makes me think of that Will Ferrell movie "step-brothers".
>>153512279>Skating to one pound fish
CARMELA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR
I don't want to say goodbye...
>giving fuck me eyes to the judges
can we ban the cringe music already
i wish i learned how to skate
>nip>gets mostly yellowkek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N_F_R0ATHI&list=RD4N_F_R0ATHI&start_radio=1
>>153512418isabeau was rigid as fuck and looked exhausted from the prior night "party"
Anyone have a webm of Isabeau reacting to the guy screaming we love you?
>>153512436me on the left of chud
New>>153512485>>153512485>>153512485
There was once a bloody samurai duel between the Nakai and Sakamoto clans. Now they have children dueling each other with blades on their feet for gold and silver.
Ami was the only one who did a 3A. No quads. Weak af field tbhfam. Shcherbakova and Trusova would style on these scrubs
HOLY FUCK THE NIPS ARE CLEANING UP AND TAKING OVER THE WHOLE GODDAMNED SPORT
>entire skate under reviewisabros we won the story they're just making the numbers up
kaori too heavy must have eaten lots of onigiri
>>153512421>>153512348>>153512358>>153512309>>153512304>>153512303>>153512297I was asking, because it seemed that the harder the jumps the more points you get. Therefore no need for art, if you can get top marks for jumps.
In love
IVE FUCKING GOT IT I'M SWIPING THE LYRIC FROM THAT LAUFEY SONG KINO BY THURSDAY
Kaooooori
she fast
My Japanese goddesses are unforgiving. They're technically flawless everytime, it's impossible to compete.
the ending of that was best so far in terms of vibes
Jesus you people are pathetic. Imagine simping over a foid that would never give you the light of day.
Ok I think she was actually the best one today
>>153512382yea the physics of it makes a forward take off harder to initiate + control. as a bit of an oversimplified parallel, think about the physical difference between doing a frontflip vs a backflip
>>153512448Are you descended from South Asian Subcontinental ancestry?
Isabeau skated beautifully and had energy. No way that wasn't at least second place so far.
>>153512488had more dificult routine so she ll be above alyssa
feel like just picking good music is kind of a cheatcode
Jappas are exection monsters
>>153512368Cope shitskin
>>153512541Fuck off you ape
>>153512483Just take some lessons at your local community skating rink anon; shit is hella cheap (I took 6 beginner lessons for $70 in vancouver
How dangerous it is if one of them fall on your face?
I’m rooting for he Jap, I liked her performance the most alongside Alysa but the American bitches seem to have main character syndrome and it’s tiring
threads moving too fast, tourists gtfo (im also a tourist)
Guys, time to migrate>>153512485 >>153512485 >>153512485
>>153512541you are brown
>>153512516You still get points for art, and if you are jumping as well as you can (and they are) then by far your best way to boost your score is to bring your art up to scratch
>>153512465Isabeau has that classic beauty. She reminds me of Audrey Hepburn.
Japs are just so superior is not even funny
>>153512503Not to mention Valieva who still has the world record and nobody will get closeWelcome to the asterisk olympicsImagine having winter sports without fucking Russia of all nationsMight as well have Basketball without America
>>153512451they usually do the same routine (or two) for a season in each event
Raccoonbros...
High Energy Alert!3A INCOMING!
>>153512627>She reminds me of Audrey Hepburn.looks nothing like Audrey, she just copied the outfit you retarded mutt
>>153512561>operatic pop slop>good
I'm scurred
>>153512446Weird is good. Other one is retarded
Isabeau fucked the entire village but forgot to fuck the judges.
>invalid element oh no no
OOPS! ha ha ha
just like a choke i'll take you there
Why does the crowd glaze the americans so hard even when they do worse?
>Bailing out of a jumpWas she the USA #1?
LMAO
>>153512914If you can't land it you can't land it. Falling is worse surely because it slows down your performance
>>153512628The Asians seem to be the only ones that land everything cleanly without trying. If an Asian falls I'm questioning the ice not them
seems amber was the one taking mileage of cocks at the village AHAHAHA
HOW TO SCREEN RECORD AND CIRCUMVENT ANTI SCREENRECORDING BULLSHIT
They should do Future funk. There are so many song choices that seem perfect for this but they only do old shit, at most remixed a bit. That made me yearn for a future funk skate. Or Nu Disco
>>153513236post songs
>>153513169Try OBS???
Isaboo bros...>>153513169Winkey+Alt+R
>>153513267Give me a moment and I will.
>>153513348thanks I will listen to them if you do post them
>>153513281>>153513322
>>153513369https://youtu.be/tdDRL1ralAY?si=kgcFyRzoJ16xmBeNhttps://youtu.be/TGbVaJ5kl7s?si=6JFFenQiaPj2NEv9https://youtu.be/zqroAGIs1_E?si=plFf8nwGZlo5NHSWhttps://youtu.be/KkkstvyEr4I?si=cF5hb333qqAfdORuIt's been too long, this is the best I can remember specifically without just linking hour long mixes.
>>153513837The third one was great, thanks. I will add it to my library. Also you can post long things if you think they're good.
>>153514008Responded again in the next thread. Not sure if it works through multiple threads like that though
>the sticcy chinese qt at the start of the short program Thiccfag have such poor taste it's unreal. sticc is so superior.
