Schedule:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule/fskhttps://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/Athletes and Program Content:https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/fsk/ss/w/singles-----------/qual/000100--/resultLive Results:https://www.isuresults.com/results/season2526/owg2026/SEG003.htm3A attempt:Ami Nakai (JPN): SUCCESSFULAmber Glenn (USA): TBDWomen's Short Program replay from 2022 Beijing Olympic Winter Games:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mWnGJJBciM [Embed]Highlights:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG02kYhYgtQ [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jra8hYG7QMQ [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmb2nrce_YY [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH67_XoDy3k [Embed]Previous: >>153510232
Kaori, my queen...
It's ogre Alysabros...
>le squid game song
SHE CAN STILL WIN
Why does Japan love Italian culture so much
That's a lot of yellow...
>>153512485>3A attempt:>Ami Nakai (JPN): SUCCESSFULthis got them seething
>>153512512I still want to fuck her
Shit skate kekTold you dumb weebs
>Appropriating jeet culture earned her 4th place
glorious nippon rotations folded over 1000 times
REmainder shes not a Racoon but a tree
>retiring from competition after these Olympics>Time To Say GoodbyeKaori-san...
our alt girl alysa slayed
Let me guess she magically outscores Liu
shes so majestic bros, I think we lost
>>153512522Any medal would be good
Nippon excellence. The USA mutts could never do that.
Is the next one the last dance?
>>153512540easy to remember when you see her tree trunk legs
>>153512522Looks like she won enough already. Its someone else's turn.
>>153512512?? You know they skate again, right?
she's very fast and I like that she doesn't do much preparation before jumping
Proof that looksmaxxing fails. Otherwise Isabeau would have won.
>>153512551>magically
>>153512551most likely
I'm on my knees for Japanese skaters.
cute goof
so where do you all go when this is over?
>Blade Angels
>>153512579You expect Americans to not choke in face of Japanese excellence???
the camera work is atrocious
She is shockingly ugly. Should get a deduction for that
>this is who you told me to worry about all weekI think you were lying about the Isabeau sex stories too btw.
>>153512544I see, cheers. Kind of insane only one of them has pulled it off
Someone screenshot that flag with her art?
>>153512523It's a reciprocal love. Going in Japan as Italian is amazing.
Canada will catch up with us in medals because every sport is judged. This is bullshit my friends. Yes it is uh hmm hu hmm hhhu. Mmmm myes
anyone got the kaori dabbing webm?
>>153512602To bed
>>153512551Liu was ever the favourite to win. Remember they still have another program after this as well.
Not a free skate fag, but why are none of them hitting the quad lutz like Anna Shcherbakova did in Beijing?
>>153512516The point is you don't get to do as many jumps as you want and everyone does the hardest they can master already.
>>153512602i don't even know what day it is
>>153512551I loved Liu but let's be realistic. Kaori was just too good.
holy overscore
>>153512602
>Levito now dropping to 7th place after this latest nippette's routine>she took too many cocks/dildos/cucumbers in the Olympic village and her routine suffered as a result>she'll come back in 2030 celibate and ready to go
>>153512523ww2 bros
77.23
I did not care for Gubanova and Sakamoto's performances
JAPAN SWEEP
>>153512602I stay here and shitpost on /mlb/. BAU BAU!
>>153512610Is that why we beat them head to head and have gold and they have silver? You really didn't think this post through
>Nips are taking all 1st, 2nd, and 3rd spots
Kaori mia dea.
>>153512619it looked AI generated
How did that first jap girl score so damn high.
Normal figure skating playlists: Beethoven, Dvorak, KalinikovThis sloppiest slopshow slopfestival: Shitskin Garbage #800, Boomer Trash(not watching btw)
>>153512630never*
Amber bros wake up
>Top 2 are japaneseOwari da eagleland
Not even a simp but how did that beat Alysa when she had more faults?
Just do 3A you dumb cunts. Like just jump while going forwards and spin 3.5 times.
>>153512633Because it's the short program
i watched 4 hours of figure skating today
ARE THE JAPANESE TOO POWERFUL BROS WTFFFF
RIKURYU SPOTTED
NIPPON DOMINATION. TOTAL MUTT HUMILIATION.
YOU DO NOT MISS GOLD WITH LIKE A PRAYER IM FEELING THE HYPE AND TRUTH!
i think you should bet bonus points if you start later in the starting order, because the pressure rises and it's harder to perform. there should also be bonus points if you're extraordinarily pretty. lastly you should have 10 points deducted just for being american
wtf bros she robbed our girl
>>153512630no one who performs last ever wins so she is still the favourite and even isabeau has a chance
26 year old hag
>>153512602Back to /copalib/>madonna
tranny glenn
>Silvermoto
THE JAPANESE ARE THE ONLY TRUE PEOPLE LEFT IN THIS CRUEL WORLD
>>153512602it's only 5pm here so
Total Nihon Domination
nakai's didn't seem that good wth. I need ti rewatch
Hoping this bitch falls and doesnt even qualify tbqh
She was good but I would watch Alysa skate any day over that
>>153512684time to change your boxers..
Ameribros they're Pearl Harboring us what do we do
def rigged today, both americans were better than almost every skater though the first gook girl was great
How does Amber have back acne at that age
>grados entrance
It's amber time
>looks like madonna>skates to madonna song
>>153512571>>153512615I am white. And I mog you.
And Amber is the one that can do the hardest jumps?
>>153512681It's not always about skill, but also presentation
>MadonnaI hate her already
Is this song really about that?
Amber got a hype video from Madonnashe's got this
>lesbiansong about a blowjob
KINO FINALE
Isabeau skated beautifully no way that wasn't at least third place so far.
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE FALLFALLFALLFALL
That's a YUGE 3A!
>>153512719why?
>>153512729steroids innit
TRIPLEAXEL
amber gos first!
IT'S JOEVER
>>153512700wish that foam roller was my head
UH OH
>>153512633Older skater, also Eteri training program is intensive and destroys the body of the skaters.
KWAB
kwabbbbbbbbbbbbb
Yeah no, she's ugly.
lgbtfo
CHOKE
amerikeks...
oh no she fucke up still cute tho
Rigged status?
KWAB KWAB KWAB
x bros
here we go
Aaaahhhhh
GGs
>>153512746She's "pansexual".
I hate audience clapping niggers so much
FUCK IT'S OVER
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING DUMB WHORELITERAL DOGSHIT
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA KWAB KWAB KWAB
XXXXXXXXXX X
>>153512681Because of bullshit "components" scoreIt's dumb
RIP Americhokes
>XOh no...
>XOwari da
ZERO POINTS KWAB.
Something about her look, I think Amber Glenn is responsible for at least 500 used condoms so far.
FUGGGG AMBERRRRRRRRRR STOP FUCKING UP FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
JUST
>>153512613coping volcel detected
that was rough BIG OOF
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MADONNA IS A WHORE
It's so over, americans...
SAD
it's over
Messed up a 3Lo!!!WTF!!!
fuark
Watching this remind me of a date I had at the rink, she never went to one. Was very nice and destroyed her coochie after.
she keeps falling... its so over
It's over.
Trump won
Was she happy
OH NO I JINXED HER SHE FUCKED UP
someone post the fall
#1 amber hater herethat was pretty cool
>>153512765i wish i was the eteri training program
>>153512740I honestly though Alysa had more flare, felt like a much more inspired performance
>on the easiest jumpfff
WhAT happened? My stream is dying (again)
Alysa still got bronze right? Nip just has to fall guys
KWABOTY
I cant help but like Amber
choke status?
trump won
OH N-
YOU GET A 0 FOR DOING A DOUBLE INSTEAD OF A TRIPLE? REF?
F
>X
It's already overComplete and Total Nippon Domination
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
The great white hope of America
holy shit she choked Dykes BTFO
This song is literally about oral sex. In the music video Madonna sucks off a black man.
Maybe speed skating is more her style?
RACOON BROS WE SECURED DA BRONZE
:(
TRUMP CURSE LMAOOOOOO
0
>no chappel roan songslame
>0.00>that gasp from johnny weirit's over
>>153512026I need this with sound
>hit your 3A>choke on air
zero americans are placing damn
CHOK EXTRA
TOTALNIPPONDOMINATION
Oh my god this fucking bitch is sitting down and crying. TRVMP WQN!!!
Even I can see it's totally off after that She never recovered
>amber chokes againmore news at 11, bitch always crumbles under the least amount of pressure
Told you she is the mostly likely to choke!
Martha and snoop wtf
ITS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER
Cry cry moreeeeeeeeeee you fucking failure
>le epic Marvel music>XHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>153512860Fucked it
I couldn't watch the disappointment in her face at the end.
dumb tranny
BEST AMERICAN
this can't be happening
Noooo amber is crying...:'(
She's crying
Meltdown inc. Poor girl.
>>153512757i summoned her failure
>>153512860Kwabooty
For me it's Isabeau Levito.
americans not choking on ice challenge (impossible)
>>153512860yeah Johnny and Tara's reaction was not good
chill bitch
ameriCAN'Tshahahahha
HAHAHAHA YESSSS CRY YOU DUMB SHIT WHOREFUCKING CHOKING SLUT
owari da...
>>153512835try viprow nu already!
>>153512874are they really commenting for the american broadcast?
Get fucked pozzed bitch
>unironically on suicide watch
not gonna lie, seeing her cry is really hot
GO WOKE.GO BROKE.
back to the trailer park
I don't understand why she got zero? Shouldn't she have just got a lower score?
are they really blaming her ADHD?
Amber Glenn reminds me of Art the Clown
kinda ugly innit
still rather see her than horseface tunnel
Boring music
ALL THESE DELICIOUS TEARS AND ONLY NO BLACK COCK TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
She won't even medal. Liu will be fighting for bronze. What a disaster (again) from the Americans.
>>153512860Brutal, his Oh no was haunting
Its okay, its okay.
FUG! :O
ADHD stricks again
Trump Curse.
>>153512913>>153512922please don't post this without a spoiler.
She deserved it for the shit song choice. Take notes from our Nippon shinto goddesses.
>>153512912:)))
Japan domination.
>>153512874>$1.000.000 dollars or the chance to wait this table
>I had itgrim
>>153512929They're worth 0 because even I could do them.
>>153512665Dodgers No. 1Let's rape Moko-CHANBAU BAU!
WTF IS WRONG WITH THE AMERICAN BLONDES QUAD GOD AND NOW AMBER
me on the left
haha eat shit lib scum
>>153512847how does she eat
lol at americans
Honest question: Why are you in the last group and get to perform second to last?
Did she forget to do her jump or what happened?
>>153512885She is so cute
>>153512847last hope for the west
>>153512925Nigga, it's figure skating. Every single one of them is woke.
>>153512885>This is an AmericanChina, just nuke us already.
>>153512898you didn't do shit
GODDAMN YOU TRUMPGOD DAMN YOUVSTRAIGJT TOMHERLLL.LLLLLLLLL
>>153512903her and Liu def got robbed, Glenn unfortunately didn't do very good, Nakai was great
jesus, save the tears til you get off the field
BLAME IT ON THE A D D BABY
>>153512938You 0 idea what you're talking about and you know it retard, shut up
what no dick does to a bitchsad
is that snoop dogg?
>>153512929because they HAVE to follow the program, any elements not included in the program are not scored
maybe she should have gotten some dick in the village
>12KWABOTY
>>153512929there are a number of required elements you have to do in the short program
>>153512938Anyone who thought an American was getting gold in the women’s is clearly delusional and not informed of the other competition
>MUH GAYS AND ILLEGALS good thing she failed
X_X_XX_Xbut still qualified
holy shit how old is this kid
>>153512952>Martha bakes the food>Snoop provides the blunts>Eat it off Ilia's bare chestworth the price
deserved for lgtv
holy fuck brootal
Can't stop laughing at her face
>12th placeWell, at least she still qualifies for the fs
>>153512970tried to force it body said nope
>>153512885>pic unrelated
>>153512958Americans are too foolhardy. They get too cocky and choke. Always stay humble.
Reminder Alysa Tree Racoon Liu is only here for the fun of it. She does not care about medals. Not a cope.Amber Glenn on the other hand, KWAB
LGBT is finally OVERbased based based
Not even to save my own raceTotal Asian Victory
NIP MUST FALL
why can't she be graceful in defeat like ilia?
kino incoming
Wearing purple like royalty.
12, SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH
>>153512995yes
Being small is a prerequisite for doing a 3AHer ass is too big to spin that fast
>>153512913>>153512885>Arrogant normalfag murican skaters smited by God's Italian ice>Humble autistic weeb glides to the podium
>>153512982I don't care about the points. I'm not even watching. Levito is a princess.
>>153513013KEKARONIROOOOOO
Amber is now confirmed out of the podium.No more Amber content from now on.Isababe and Raccoon will be in full dominance.
>>153512961>yep, this one goes into my choke compilation
are you fags ready for jap123
>WE STILL LOVE YOU AMBER!
>>153512719 Lmao king
You guys realize they have the free skate on Thursday right? No one's getting a medal tonight.
Liu's power comes from not giving a shit kek
>>153512885Oh my God it's so high res, I love my raccoonwife.
another 14 year old
DON'T CRY, AMBERWE STILL LOVE YOU ;_;
Nips are about to take all three top spots.
>>153512937
>Last Dance by Donna SummerFitting
Go Chibi!
>>153513005That must be why the current world champion of women's figure skating is American you fucking retardHave you lived one day of your life without larping?
>>153512929The jump she did is barred in the short program and is hence worth exactly zero points.
>>153512918no, its some random lady and that anchorman.
>>153513031She's a race traitor who cares.
>>153512982Isabeau will be redeemed on Thursday
japanese loli
>>153512980What did he do? Is she woke?
>>153513014>>153513044:(
Anyone that is familiar with Amber saw this coming
absolutely vulgar performance by amber
>>15351301020
>12Hide the razors and scissors for Amber tonight
>Amber Glenn>age 26That's a great grandma in figure skating. Get this bitch to a retirement home.
Isabeau pissing on my face
WOKENESS STATUS: EVISCERATED
Who let a literal child onto the ice?
Uh oh this last Jap looks tinyShe's gonna spam spins I just know it
No rude and no lewd anymore guys my daughterwife is on the ice
>>153512993Cope harder.
>(I had it)
Probably Alysa could be even glad to see japan win gold and silver. She's a weeb>>153512822Yes but she can't wait to go back to her room and watch anime
Japan might take all top 3 places
>>153512974She was pointing at me
Chiba money pls or I report
Finally a fun song
the most ironic part is amber was the only skater to have started with a green on her first routine
japan will get all top 3 won't they...
>>153513070She fucking won because everyone else fucked up. Did you even watch?
Alysa bros i think its over..
Since when does Japan dominate figure skating
This girl has it
sovl
>>153513059It's like a fucking tidal wave
HIT 'EM WITH THAT TRIPLE FLIP TRIPLE TOE CHIBAKILLED THE TRIPLE LUTZ
Fun way to end the event
Japan gets the podium, lol
>>153513103There's nothing to cope about, you're just embarrassing yourself and I'm letting you know. You can keep talking out of your ass if it makes you feel more Japanese though
>On August 4, 2023, Hanyu announced his marriage to an unnamed spouse through his official social network account.[366][367] Hanyu announced on November 17, 2023, that he and his spouse had divorced, citing harassment by the press as cause for the separation.[368][369]
>>153513014If you zoom in you can actually see her heart breaking
>>153513122Would be kino, but i hope at least bronze for racoon...
Little girls!
Kneel.
>best skating>best songs>most SOVLhow do the nips do it?
i don't feel so good racoon bros
Japan should be banned. All these skaters are abused. That culture shouldn't be rewarded.
>The city of USA
>>153513157I...i kneel...
>ITS BETWEEN PURE JAPAS AND A HAPAwhite bros...
>>153513053Amber's not getting a medal Thursday either. Liu can come back. Levito is still best girl no matter what.
skating with joy = higher pointsskating without joy = lower points
Really liked that one
Is Alysa retiring after these olympics?
>>153513124>Y-yeah but!!!So you're insisting on continuing this larp?
>SWEEPSWEEP>SWEEPSWEEP>SWEEPSWEEP>SWEEPSWEEP
Ok for me, it's Kaori, the Pole and the RomanianThe Raccoon had too boring a song
>>153513105I mean, anybody whose followed Amber saw this coming
Can Mone push China out of top 3 position?
>>153513173rip
>>153513126it's easy to win then the best of the best can't compete
>>153513157i kneel
Racoon girl vs 3 nipsAmerica and China finally reunited against their great common enemy
Wtf Chiba Mone is 20?
Nippon sweep incoming
>>153513157>cheats
>>153513164Trash Panda is Trash
very high energy routine
>>153513126Since always? They were the only one able to compete with eteri's abused lolibots
I am in fact RETARDED so what was she supposed to do and what did she do instead? Then I can sleep in peace
>10000 Condoms were 10000 condoms too much
The japanese kid right after the american hag...
Semen slurping judge sport, how someone who skates so beautifully as Alysa not even be at the podium
What the fuck is the point in competing when some engineered clone lolitas are sent from nippon? It's worse than stimulants
The Japanese girls raised the level, the quality is so much better than 4 years ago
From which part of Japan are you from?
>>153513180yeahretiring to my bedroom hehe
Thats what you fags get for banning Russia, now we get a japanese sweep
united kwabs of kwaberica
>>153512991kek
How a single 3A took down the top 6 in the world lmao
>>153513157
>>153513180probably has a bright career ahead of tiktoking and podcasting, I think thats how things work in america
>>153513157>>153513158All gone in a generation if you-know-what is ever allowed to happen, btw.We can't let it.
>>153513180shes like Jordan She retired once alredy and if she gets bored then yes
Well Alysa’s free is upbeat and fun… maybe that will save her
oh nonononototal japan domination
>>153513157What not getting cucked by Russia does to a nation
>>153513080Is she known for choking?.
>>153513106Except she's going back to MY room
>>153513239Age?
>>153513217They still skate again, she will be.
>>153513180I doubt, but it depends on what her autism
she could make millions doing JAV
>>153513221tokushima prefecture
>>153513221hokkaido
>>153513221トロント カナダ
>>153513221White Base
>>153513233Nippon's minmaxxing cannot be defeated
Total weeb victory. Woke cunt can get fucked.
This is the equivalent of Pearl Harbor for the burgers and everyone else in 2026 Winter Olympic FSIs Liu even gonna make it to the free stake? These fucking (((Blade Angels))) the (((NBC))) Olympic jews came up with have already fallen through the ice and have been raped by sharks
>>153513225not so fast
>>153513171>all their skaters are abusedHe doesn't know about what happened to Isabeau in the olympic village...
racoon enjoyers we get to sleep good tonight
nippon really threw down today
ALYSABROS
ALYSABROS WE ARE STILL IN IT
>japan swe-ACKHOWEVER
>>153513245She has 'the ack'
>>153513070Ya people think the Olympics is everything but there is an entire world out there, Ilya won like 13 tournaments in a row before not medaling. So we have men and women #1 unfortunately the judges are anti Trump and we didn’t adjust to the jumps meta where you need to do a quad to get gold for sure now and can’t even do a double if you were meant to do triple or 0 points. Figure skating is ridiculous now.
>>153513100Tonya Harding vibes
>giving amerimutts the pity medal
5 girls for 3 medals then
>4th placeSo racoon didn't get dethrone after all
>>153513157I kneel.
America has fallen
They had to put her 4th. Having all Japan in the top spots would look suspect.
tanuki can still win
RACOON STILL THIRD
>>153513258
>>153513075she will be redeemed tonight in the village
>Top 5 skaters are all Japanese
BRONZE ESSKEETIT
what did she get downgraded on?
>>153513221Italy
>>153513225Anyone>Rus
Adeliia Petrosian is in 5th place, thus she will win
Alysa!
Imagine the seethe if Japan sweeps the podium.
Pity spot for the chinese
Y'all were glazing these american hoe and they fucking SUCK
reminder SP 5th won gold in men's and pairs
>>153513265She hates our god emperor Donald John Trump. She's a traitor.
>>153513204Canada dorm is three floors down btw
Alysa bros we survived
WE WON
A toast! To Asian female excellence and yellow fever bros!
both the japanese lolis and the mophead were better than kaori they gave her a higher score for script purposes this won't be an advantage though since the gaps are like infinitesimal
>Top 6 is asianFucking crazy
>>153513105
>>153513261
That concluded the Short Program today.See you in the Free Skate!
Alyssa interviewed!
>>153513221Osaka.
>Japan>Japan>ChinaMuttsisters? Wasn't this your comp?
>>153513173This is bobsled? I've been missing out
>>153513307all that NBC money will get them at least a bronze.
>>153513310Alysa will win gold, the Russian will win silver, Isabeau will win bronzeScreencap this post
>It doesn't matterBased
>>153513310>>153513304It would be extremely funny if this happens again
NIPPON ICHIBAN
>>153513297
The one sport with not DEI camera"men". I love leotards, lingerie, panties, one-piece swimsuits, bikini, buruma, microshorts, daisy dukes etc. so much.
>>153513313I'm surprised only one "Russians" in the top 5 and Isabeau bros....
Honestly if you're 21 and still doing this you've walled
>>153513212She planned to jump a triple, did a double.
>>153513266Still hyping the shitskin, faggot?
>>153513310Yeah. The mens required some of the biggest choking in Olympics Mens skating history, though.
The future is hapa
>>153513337I've never heard of Amber Glenn. Isabeau was very pretty today.
the russian gril is going to win this, she didn't even show her full power level
>>153513341amazing how stable they keep their bodies
>>153513316>the UN wants to replace this with Indians
Results of the Short Program.
RACOON BROSSSSSSSS
Too bad Americans don't have the anime power to have a miracle comeback like Kihara and Miura
>Nip>Nip>Chink>Nip>South Caucasus>South CaucasusASIAN CENTURY
>>153513297rude
time for Sweden and Latvia in Inuktitut
BASED NIPS
>>153513265>>153513311literal bot posts
Its over. See you all on 2/19
>>153513144Yeah man 13th->1st is definitely happening.
>>153513328Please post, I don't have access to Pee Cock.
>>153513314Version with sound anywhere ?
>>153513309People were glazing because their cute
How we feelin' AIN bros?
Gooning aside she's inspiring. She dropped ice skating for 2 years to study, trekkings and just have fun and i can't drop my wagie shittyjob for 2/3 months...
>>153513311I WOULD RATHER HAVE 0 MEDALS THAN FOR ONE TRAITOR WHO BETRAYS MY GOD EMPEROR TO WIN A BRONZE!
Pearl Harbor / 10
>>153513384Our girl was the national champion btw (AFTER having spinal surgery)
>>153513411Ain as in Ainu?
>>153513402points-wise how many positions are still in contention for a win?
>>153513296BASED TRAD WIFE
>>153513403Nobody said that it would, literal retard
>>153513417Must be nice being a nepo baby having fun on mommy and daddys dime.
This one jump kwabbed the whole field.
Alysa interview https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771365829869211.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771365829869211.webm
>>153513397Trump won, anon.
>>153513221Sekime
>>153513311Meanwhile Isabeau is unironically MAGA
>>153513411Hoping AIN podiums and knocks out Yank so we get maximum seethe.
NOW ALYSA HAS ALL THE WEIGHT AND PRESSURE ON HER BACK TO GET USA A MEDAL. GOD DAMN IT AMBER
So who one gold, silver and bronze?
>>153513360Thx
>>153513439She loses like 5 points when her hair is attachedAnd 5 more when its not painted
>>153513429I have no idea
>>153513438Really curious about what she has in store for the free and whether she can execute it.
>>153513432>simping this hard for a LGBTQ hag with the skin of a 62 year old
>>153513360Does this mean Ilia would have to also do a 3A if he does a 4A?
>>153513417Inspiring to have millionaire parents maybe
these 2026s never would've stood a chance against eteri''s girls
in honor of the japan sweep, give me your best JAV code
>>153513426myebe
>>153513459Nobody yet, they skate again on thursday
>>153513402>Amber Glenn topped by Kazakhstan just like Illia
>very realistic chance the totally not russian girls with finish ahead of the americans
>>153513436Eh ok but it's not easy to skate again at this level after 2 years of stop. She's still admirable imo.
>>153513389Gubanova is Russian
brutal
>>153513426No, the Ainur, that's Eru Ilúvatar's team
>Snoop song being played on the loudspeakerHe should have gotten up and started rapping
>>153513439can barely form a coherent sentenc, functionally illiterate.....she is trumps america made manifest
>>153513439Thank you.
>>153513509We're so back
>>153513454Hahaha we killed your countrymen and then made a shitpost version of your anthem, now you lick our boots forever
>>153513440not my president.
>>153513436Seething about being poor all the time is not a personality
>>153513515the funniest part is him being contractually obligated to show up everywhere because nbc owns him
>>153513400>Japan and California(Alisa Liu)Kaiserreich time!
>>153513537Do you bitches even have a president, let alone a government?
Isabeau Levito could not have thrived under Biden's America. Just stating facts here.
>>153513486Cope paki
>>153513429I'd say top twelve technically, but it requires perfect free skate from the chasers and fuckups from the top scorers. I have a hard time seeing the Japs making many mistakes but it's always possible.
All the american anons already knew that both amber and isaboo had a big chance of choking while Lui was always solid and consistent. Basically it was always gonna be down to the Japs mainly Kaori messing up a little bit and Alysa being flawless. Guess the other little jap girl just as good as Kaori (so far).
>>153513509schizasposters...
>>153513439Thank you!
>>153513311
>>153513482She could have continued doing nothing all day and going around the world sucking cocks. Money aside, getting back to this level after a two-year break requires dedication and willpower. Btw all figure skaters are from rich families
>>153513451Proof? Even if that's true she's a fucking whore bragging about being a whore.
>>153513436Her mom is a test tube
>>153513570It'll be revealed in the coming days that she's a gamer and therefore oppressed.
I hope the racoon gets an Olympic medal because she doesn't have one yet. No, the team events are a meme
>>153513537>>153513569Yes it's even worse
It will be interesting to see Isabeau go all out trying to podium, I think her ceiling is higher than she realizes. She played it too safe
>>153513100quoting all the posts trips the spam filter but good work ITT m8, cheers
>>153513563It you told me in the 90s that Snoop would be a correspondent for the Olympics, I would have told you to stop smoking crack.
firing up some alysa groksyou boys have a good nightsee ya thursday
>>153513537Yep. You get Ursula von der Leyen importing jeets.
We've seen it with the men, a lot of them performed well during the short program but failed the free one.I still believe in Isabeau.
>>153513311was it because he raped her?
>>153513419BASED
>>153513595>Proof? Meanwhile here's a bunch of shit I made up.You lost. All she did wrong was some bs under rotation they all messed up.
>Bump limit reachedShould i make a new thread? The sp has ended tho. It's actually my first time watching fs lol
>>153513633No, she was willing
>>153513439braces :3
Blade Angels? More like Blade Whores.
>>153513609There is nothing meme about it, it's literal direct competition of all your best skaters lol. This became a ubiquitous europoor take overnight because America won gold
>first female PM simply annihilates all US-backed opposition>Riku Miura singlehandedly hauls Kihara to his full potential>total Japanese domination in figure skatingWe don't deserve Japanese women. Lifetimes of dedication to them are still not enough. Not a single Japanese woman should ever be sad anywhere.
>>153513615Yeah i think she could try a gangbang with 20 dicks
>>15351364510 years olds cant be willing
>>153513630She's gone m8. Alysa will thrive with her unmatched confidence
>>153513593Isn't Amber's family working class? Her dad's a cop (ironic) I'm sure. Can't imagine mom being rich.
See you day after tomorrow, figgers.
>>153513633 That ugly bitch wishes she was raped by chad Trump desu
>>153513486I miss my Russian LOLI drama. 2022 was just too much for us.
>>153513480These are just the short program requirements, and he did only 3A then. You can go all out with quads in the free skate.
>>153513637She was bragging about whoring around at the Olympic village.
anyone have a webm of Alysa watching herself on tv ?hbo jews did not show it
>>153513669Why are they wearing masks in the second one? Fucking weird
>>153513555Amuro: "I'm sorry, but I still have somewhere to return to. I couldn't be happier. You understand, right? I can come and see Lalah anytime." kek
>>153513668how dare you deny them agency and the right to pleasure
>>153513666
>>153513655I'm literally rooting for your girl burgerbro, don't get your pants twisted. I'm just saying that there's a huge difference between winning something purely because of your own skill and winning a team event
>>153513311EMPEROR PROTECTS
>>153513486If only Kosto had been born 5 years later... would have been such an easy Olympic gold for her. The other 2 were frauds
You cannot love Alysa without loving America
>>153513711But their skill was why the team won, everybody contributes. If someone doesn't do well enough it affects the overall score
>>153513689This never happened.>>153513690so true
>>153513157 The deuteragonist has to sometimes save the show from the vain and shallow protagonist
What anime will alysa watch tonight?
>>153513744Inferno Cop
>>153513724It's fine I can love america
Yo, should i make a new thread or just leave it? I'm new here, idk the rules
>>153513744Kimagure Orange Road
>>153513656>Liberal Democratic Party Im sorry but the Japanese are retarded
>>153513724Cool. I hate her for her mouth piercing.
>>1535136835-2
>>153513439okay she definitely took mushrooms in her 2 years off and hit ego death. she's at peak Zen
>>153513683but enough about you
>>153513732>>153512026
Jesus Christ I feel so uncomfortable whenever it's Amber's turn. You just dread watching her because she's always one mistake from having a meltdown and bursting into tears
>>153513767Nah, events are over and the board moves pretty slow.
>>153513744Angel Cop
>>153513744 Yu Yu Hakusho (the only anime I’ve watched)
i need a 20 year old ice skater gf
>>153513684eteri would've cultivated amber's talent into a medal, choking and crashing out wouldn't matter it's usual>>153513693covid
>>153513798She's just so inconsistent.
>>153513793I saw that video days before it started making the rounds here.
>>153513805Alright sure
>>153513744no time for anime when youre partying in the olympic village if you know what i mean
>>153513776No, they're autistic. It's a different thing.
>>153513744High school dxd
>>153513768nostalgic
>>153513691give me a sec
>>153513833She's a fucking whore dude.
This whole event was amazing. Almost everyone skated to their best. Loved so many of the performances.Kaori Sakamoto, Isabeau Levito and Mone Chiba were my personal top3. Teared up during the It's Time to Say Goodbye ;-;>>153509010Glad to see someone who remembers her as well! Cheers mate.
>>153513757Dweebs really think they look cool saying this shit
>>153513656Whats the blue that won in Hokkaido? I plan on visiting soon and them migrating with my $$$
>>153513810LIAR
>>153513847>I have nothing I just think it's funny to keep saying itThis is a productive use of both of our time.
>>153513656when a Japanese woman speaks I SIT MY WHITE ASS DOWN AND I LISTENbut unironically
Does the US officially have the most beautiful/attractive female skater at the games?Even my Asian mom who constantly tells me to find an Asian girl kept talking about how drop dead gorgeous she was the whole time
>>153513850Look dude I like Asians, I have Asian friends, but they're just not American. Not in any way. And Bay Area Asians are the worst of them all.
>>153513818she is already past the expiry date for Eteri
>>153513656 TRVKE
>>153512633Female skaters quads leveraged a spin technique that requires them to be undersized tweens. Alysa used to be able to do quad lutz at 14, but admits she no longer can do it.Russia under Eteri was churning quad spam machines burnouts (even having the skaters take hormone/puberty blockers, and undergo dehydration and a powdered nutrients diet); the skaters had an expiration/retirement age by 18 due to overuse of the technique damaging their bodies.Now the lower age limit for senior level competition is raised to 17, so quads are out of the picture for female skaters. Male skaters can still do quads due to stronger muscles.
>>153513889Go back to /pol/, seriously.
>>153513768>>153513842Never heard of it. Looks nice. Downloading.
Somehow I think that Kaori is the one most likely to medal, but still unlikely to get the gold. Even if she does everything right, I can't help but think one of the other girls will nail her ultra c elements and beat her.
>>153513839She's not isahoe. She has a medal to win.
>>153513569not>>153513610my>>153513629president.
>>153513849>It's Time to Say Goodbye ;-;I did during the team skatehope the free skate is just as clean and not a men's repeatgoing to be sad to lose Kaori, gotta find some new talent to cheer for, thank god for Ami Nakai - love how Kaori has been the team mom for them all
>>153513906prepare for 80s feels bro and saxophone.
>>153513904Americans are HVVVHITE only. Others are merely guests. But there can be enjoyable guests.
>>153513903I FUCKIN KNEW IT. Ilia can't perform because he got bigger. He looks dramatically more clean in his younger years than he does now, even when landing the same tricks.
>>153513861In 2018, the US amalgamated a lot of Japanese opposition parties into a big center-left™ pro-immigrant party (the CDP) that was supposed to replace Japan's government with a US-style party system. Just before this election, Takaichi's allies also joined this group, renaming it the CRA. Takaichi beat them so bad that they won basically nowhere except that one small part of Hokkaido (the CDP controlled almost all of the island).> migrating with my $$$Just remember to only support xenophobes once you're there. It's what Alberto would have wanted.
Isabeau can still win gold at the next Winter Olympics btw. It’s over this time but maybe it can be a learning experience
>>153513904Have fun when your kids need to spend 60 hours a week at SAT camp to get into college.
>>153513885I like asians, dated almost exclusively asians, married an asian. Isabeau is gorgeous.
if Alysa performs well she will definitely get a medalI'm sure one of the Japanese will choke
>>153513744Tenchi Muyo
>>153513885Literal wire to wire undisputed winner.
>>153513900Based Oni-type enjoyer.I'm still enraged that this literal goddess is shacked up with the ugliest white guy ever.
>>153513821nope but I'm sure I could bad a whore of yours. poor thing doesn't have a place to call home cause of that big banana bully, she can share my bed. did your sister flee with you?
>>153513885She legitimately looks like some european royalty.
>>153513757STFU cousinfucker!
When are we going to acknowledge that Alysa is so mentally strong and therefore consistent because she's been conditioned from watching, unironically enough, shonen anime all her life and taking all of those "never give up" themes and lessons to heart the whole time?
>Isabeau too safe causing a disappointing score>Amber KWAB as bad as ilia>Lui in the mix with the Japs>Kaori ahead of all the AmericansThis is 95% of what i expected. Only thing different is Ami was completely flawless, i expected her to be sitting in 3rd-4th. See you in a couple of days lads
>>153513846thank you based leaf it was during one of the ice janny breaks
>>153513768Never heard of it and I'm into anime. I swear the universe generates new anime for me to watch regularly. I'm not complaining though, looks kino
>>153513943misha was 16 points behind after the short program. to say that isababe has no chance is blasphemy
>>153513942I fucking miss him so much bro, his dumb retard daughter cant catch a clue for decades nowTy for the info, I'd hunt jeets in Japan for free if it was on me
so where the little russian skaters you guys promised?
>>153513992Europeans are like the least inbred people in the world lmao. Again, I respect Asians greatly. But them and us are fundamentally different. Equal maybe, but different. I prefer our way of life.
>>153513014
>>153513937Isaboo~
>>153513983Learn English, shitskin. Can't even understand your bad Paki yapping
>>153513907I'd like to see her get the Gold to cap off this WC run career walkoff after losing to those Russian lolis but I won't be salty if Ami edges her out. the margin with Liu is negligible though, will have to earn it for sure
>>153513962the OVAs yes
>>153513994>>Isabeau too safe causing a disappointing scoreno, she was fucked over by the anti american judgeseither way, it's better to play it safe than kwab out like amber
>>153513937>awards 100 points for being the most beautiful woman alivethanks dumbledore
>>153514015Banned both age and nationality-wise. I'm sorry to say this but you were conned.
say something nice about her
>>153513691
>>153514045That's a huge fucking nose
>>153514045she deserves anal punishment
>>153513988>Grace Patricia Kelly (November 12, 1929 – September 14, 1982) was an American actress and Princess of Monaco as the wife of Prince Rainier III from their marriage on April 18, 1956, until her death in 1982.decent odds she just stays there
>>153513942>pro-US party defeats US-style party systembased
>>153514007Fair, but it's hard to understate how colossally Yuma and, especially, Ilia, fucked up.
>>153514045Tranny Jew Bitch Coded
>>153514039>one stacylite makes every man lose their fucking mindMen are pathetic
>>153514009Yeah, that election was insane to watch. It was very satisfying watching everyone who had tried to stab Abe and his protege in the back get fucking spirit bombed by her.>I'd hunt jeets in Japan for free if it was on meIf you report an illegal to the government and it leads to their deportation, you get $5,000; happy hunting.>>153514045She's better at ice skating than I could ever be.
>>153514054Just look at the difference in behavior between the white ogre and the heavenly hapaI'm done with white women. No more.
>>153513994KWABing more than Ilia is impossible, he should genuinely have been last
>>153514054CUUUUTE. She's just cute and autistic
>>153514054Alysa CUTE!!!
>>153514007The problem is we only had like 3 of them just roll over and die and at least one of those (schizos) is already eliminated.
>>153514095stfu fat pig
>>153514102Yeah the white ogre totally ignored racoon's joy.
>>153514045>>153514054You cannot convince me this is not a man.
Kaori's footwork was exceptional like always, but I know she can land her jumps better than that - wasn't quite perfect
>>153514045thanks for clearing the runway for isabeau to come back
>>153513933Yeah I'm so sad she's ending her career already. I like it when old champions continue performing for years after, especially if they have such positive personality (happens a lot in ski jumping for example). But I respect the decision to want to leave at your peak. What an incredible woman.True, true, I do expect more difficulties than today because I think several girls are saving their biggest jumps for then which introduces more risk, but hoping they will succeed regardless.Both Ami and Mone are tiny balls of super-charged positive energy, it will be a blast to watch them in the future. Kaori is leaving her team in capable hands.
>>153514130I'm lithe and my face is god tier.
>>153514095>stacylitethis means less when you say it about literally every woman ever posted here
>>153512789Just wanted to say I enjoyed your posts. Great insights, I'm agreeing in full.
This shit is more exciting than footy/tennis/handeggOne mistake and it's over.
>>153513781 Is this score supposed to mean something?
>>153514026uppity ESL just like your uppity leader touring the world begging for weapons in cargo trousers
>>153514054Her pointing at the tv is cute
>>153514170Not even Japan is immune to AI slop
>>153514167No? The Russian Georgian was a HTB, the rest are mid. The Italian was also a HTB I guess.
>>153514171Yes. It's like watch soccer penalties
>>153513977 Jbw is law anon
>>153514045her tripple axel was fire
>>153514045 Uhh, oh I got it. I can fuck the gay out of her if she says please.
Adelia in the final flight, - job done for today. Medal looms
>>153514054thank you for your mental health advocacy inspiring other kids that they too can choke their biggest life endeavors and not kms
>>153514192In my country no one knows who those people are.
>>153514054cuuuute thank you
>>153514221she's like 6 points behind the others it's joever
>>153514054Imagine being filmed all day even during your training session. Life as a public figure sounds so uncomfortable to me
>>153514152Isabeau is ethereal, heavenly, there's no comparison. We should be grateful to simply be allowed to look at her.
>>153514054Alysa's biggest DNA trait is unironically her mental, she's fucking stone cold
>>153514150she's going to coach at least, can't wait to see that legacy
>>153514008Moved to the next thread so everyone can see my future funk music recommendations.If you liked the Dan Mason track be sure to check out "Miami Virtual 2.0" the sequel to the album that track is off of. The first album is fairly vapor focused besides that one track but the second one is mostly future funk.I'm remembering some more artists for you. Tupperwave here is probably the most underrated Vapor/Future funk artist of all time. His first album "To you Baby, With Love" is also amazing but this one features a ton of Vapor celebs like Dan Masonhttps://youtu.be/uEKOScSHkeo?si=pinb5QBWBmvxgT_3
>>153514265Thank god no one will ever film you because you're a jungle monkey SEAnigger. Perhaps you'll appear if you stand still in the big wave during the next tsunami or something.
>>153513781thought you were the serie ass gio scotti int/cel but you are just the regular int/cel
>>153514288*boop*
>>153514171It is. Skating competitions are much more dramatic. Each skater gets the spotlight solely on them so you see them before their skate and their reaction after their skate, and you see them in suspense waiting for their score and their to their score. And if you don't watch on NBC, you can see their coach's reactions too.And every competition has two parts on separate days and the last day is always worth the most points, so there's always a chance for upsets and comebacks.If you want more, the World Championship is next month. Almost everyone here at the Olympics is gonna compete there next, including Ilia.
>>153514198I have no idea what JBW means; should I?posting more Yamato kweenz
Amber genuinely has a witch's physiognomy. That said I didn't think I'd feel bad if she choked but it actually made me sad to see saw her crying desu.
>>153514054
>>153514256It’s definitely not over. She can literally go ham in the free if she wants to. All she needed from the short is to make top 5 and she did
>>153514317>see sawI'm not even going to delete that.
>HEE HEEE SHEMONA
>>153514273I really don't think I could talk to her. It would be like a human (her) gawking at a zoo animal (me). The zoo animals don't respond.
>>153514294that seems unnecessary. no Malaysian ever called me incel-nazi >>153514265
>>153514316 It means “just be white” in order to get yellow beauties
>>153514310Oh shit. I saw the Nationals but the world's seems kino. I mean why is the Olympics even considered that crazy when they already skate against every other country constantly?Ilia is honestly a pussy for skating at world champs for years and still breaking here. Take some shrooms or some shit and stop caring about everyone else's opinion. Like Alyssa. Alyssa being bred for greatness, achieving it at fucking 13 and then chillin for years is the greatest thing to ever happen to her. How do you think her Dad (progenitor) feels. He basically made a world championship dominating monster in a lab. Kinda based.
>>153514319Cute dork
>>153514316The five sentinels of white apocalypse
>>153514317I see it, sadly
>>153514320The difference is that today’s skate was her ceiling, the other girls just tried to be consistent. Adelia will get lost in the background when everyone else is pulling out all the stops and she’s still at the same level as she was today
>>153514278Oh! I didn't know, that's awesome to hear.
>>153514316Japan is washed this year. China has officially taken over.
2026 and still no emotional performance as the Liptinskaia's one at sochi
>>153513744Excel Saga
Would you watch it?
>>153513488SVDVD-663, 689, and 875
>>153514294 Who hurt you faggot?
>>153512540True
>>153514408We already did.
>>153514363>How do you think her Dad (progenitor) feels.there was a 60 minutes profile on them. he didn't force her back despite being such a tiger dad he was banned from the practice facility. seemed like a good dude, chinese dissident after Tiananmen
>>153514349>>153514273Jesus Christ dude. She's not any better looking than I am, why should anyone feel this way? Good looking people are just people you know?
>>153514429the lolympics will never culturally recover from this
>>153514358>>153514369I'm white and honestly every hot Asian girl I've ever dated has treated me solely as arm candy and I've never felt a serious relationship. The one Japanese woman I've dated who wasn't a high school sweetheart said I was a "mean person" and cried and dumped me. :(>>153514396Loco Solare's reputation remains unsullied GOD I WILL NEVER MARRY A LOCO OH MY GOD I'M GONNA KMS
>>153514363>I saw the Nationals but the world's seems kino.It's guaranteed to be after Ilia's performance here. This was his career worst skate. He's been World Champion 3 consecutive years and his average score is like 30 points ahead of Shaidorov's Olympic gold score, but can he return to form?>I mean why is the Olympics even considered that crazy when they already skate against every other country constantly?It's still the Olympics, and these days nobody watches or cares about skating except for the Olympics, so the pressure is a completely different level.
Gold: AlysaSilver: AmiBronze: IsabeauFourth: AdeliaFifth: Kaori
>>153514378I mean, is she at her ceiling? worked for Mikhail - though he did bust out some incredible quads that have gone overlooked amongst all the drama, his whole performance really
>>153514438This makes sense and then it happens irl and just doesn't work.
>>153514454sounds like a (you) problem.
>>153514438Your fingers are so fat you accidentally did a line break. Don't lie.
>>153514449Raygun did nothing wrongwe stan her on /sp/ from the frothing NPC mobs
>>153514456based isatruther
>>153514294
>>153514464I mean cold approach is just awkward regardless of how good looking she is.
Shoutout to the webmmakerfags and all of your hard work. These threads wouldn't be the same without you guys
>>153514473>nobody is good looking
>>153513014>Dude she's crying what do I do?>Zoom into her chest>Closer!>CLOSER!
>>153514455share stream links come time and I'll be there
Fully evolved Scherbatkova would've HEEMED all these girls with quads.
>>153514456is this the cock twitching medal ranking?
>>153514498Isabeau is not merely "good looking". This is a euphemism. You never see girls like her.
>>153514468What, that I'm mean or that I'll never know the sweet loving embrace or soft lips of Chinami Yoshida as she giggles and says "NAISU!"
>>153514520I hate how the Olympics are one of the only times ever you can turn on TV/stream and just see hot people anymore.
>>153514408No. Ballet is fucking trash and they should add dramatically more gymnastics moves to figure skating. I want round-off and aerials and backflips - Oh MY
Yo I’m just posting on this anonymous forum to let yall know that I’m a lithe and extremely attractive chad who would never simp for a bitch, heh
>>153514520That's just because she's a famous athlete. If you didn't know her and saw her in person you'd think she's just another decent looking girl.
>>153514511I rember backs in time all the posts about how she was perfect due to asuka's face
>>153514539Proud of you bro
NEW THREAD>>153514560>>153514560
>>153514294>MeltyKWAB
>>153514363Olympics always seems to be the one everyone watches. Most normies don't even realize there are other competitions every year, sometimes more than one.
>>153514534Dude its so fucking sad. They really need to just migrate porn stars into acting. They'd do fine, if anything it's easier than porn for the pros. Surely nude masturbation is harder to make look good than basic acting. They always bitch about brownoid representation in movies. I HAVE THE SOLUTION INTRODUCING - ANNA FOX, KIRA NOIR AND SARAH BANKS AS THE NEW CHARLIES ANGELSThere you go, I just solved the money issue in Hollywood while staying true to their woke roots
>>153514596But for the athletes how can it be that different. One is watched by all your peers around the world and all their family and coaches and everyone....and the other one is watched by a bunch of nobodies who don't know shitIf you can skate fine in front of the entire community that's hypercritical you should be fine at the Olympics. The mindset ruining them because a bunch of no names watch them is retarded
>>153514502Got this from another anon
With this duo not competing, the Japs and mutts are getting uppity these days.
>>153513173>Jeremy Julmis Bobsled TeamKino.>>153514494I second this comment.
>>153513892Are the points kept through to the final round?
>>153514974yesfinal round is longer so has more points possible to earnboth round scores added together for final score
>>153515003I see. So it is unequivocally over for Amber "Ice Queen" Glenn.
>>153515046i would say anyone outside top 6 has no real chance for medal, unless italian actually start melting the ice for the last groups
>>153515046probably but not unequivocallyadam siao him fa was #19 in the first round of the world championship and ended up winning bronze
>>153515090Not really comparable imo. Top males are super far ahead of others. It's closer for females. Adam Siao Him Fa is the Quad King so he could catch up a lot. Amber Glenn isn't really
>>153515316podium is very unlikely but it's not improbable that she makes it back into the top 10adam had a 30 point deficitamber only has 10plus she has the triple axel
>>153515405Oh, if it's top10, I'm certain she's gonna get there. Just don't see the potential for getting the podium now, and I would have said the same about any of the other girls to be honest, if they were in same situation instead of her.
Alysa's cats were watching her compete :)
>>153515650Post this in the other thread >>153514560
