>Women's Short Program Results:1. Ami NAKAI 78.712. Kaori SAKAMOTO 77.233. Alysa LIU 76.594. Mone CHIBA 74.005. Adeliia PETROSIAN 72.896. Anastasiia GUBANOVA 71.778. Isabeau LEVITO 70.84>Schedule:Thu 19 19:00 Women's Single Skating - Free Skating>Previous:>>153512485
Should i invite Alysa Liu to a tour of Milan's Chinatown?
I could have literally ICED each American dancer tonight
in terms of bravado and movement on ice the belgian girl mogged every single skater but she is barely athletic and cant even perform a triple axel
>>153514576I haven't skated since I needed to lean on a stack of milk crates. I never learned how to hockey stop. It's over for me.
>>153514502I saw someone say skating threads are banned except for the Olympics.I suppose the World Championship would also be an exception too, but I don't know if anyone will bother to make threads for the World Championship.
>>153514575Unironically yes. I have no idea how you contact someone that famous, but it sounds like something she'd do for 20 or so minutes for fun or to look relatable once the games wind down.
>>153514560Still no Racoon OP :(
>CLAP>CLAP>CLAP>CLAP>CLAP
>>153514575Be sure to mention how much you love pineapple pizza
>>153514560>Maddie KWABas
>>153514560>I look almost exactly like this?So you're telling me there's a chance?
>>153514575I've seen Alysa, Amber and Isabeau being hyped SO MUCH these past weeks and everything I know about them I knew against my will, but after seeing them skate I have to say Alysa's alright, she has a good attitude.Isabeau is good but doesn't stand out (yet) and Amber, sorry as I am for her, seems insufferable.I won't waste a night hanging around just to see if I can see them from afar but I'd enjoy a tour of the Olympic village's facilities with either of them.
>>153514294>MeltyKwab. Dude probably got dumped by a malaysian girl
>>153514615jeets do not belong anywhere near this sport. good on the judges for raking her before it was too late
>>153514575>Milan's Chinatownsounds like a wretched place full of scum and villainy
>>153514594rg threads are allowed so im not sure why fs wouldn't be
>>153514615What the fuck is the point of cutting 5 out of 29? What are we doing here?
With these two not competing, the mutts and Japs are getting full on uppity these days.
>>153514560
>>153514627>New Jersey is a genderTikTok was a mistake
What time is the gala going to bed on Saturday and how long is it probably going to last? Any totally legal streams to watch it from?>t. /fs/ newfag
>>153514594I get it though. It used to turn into /nonce/ general before age limit was 17. Check WTA /tennis/, it's mostly just posting insta stories of teenage girls whose names ends in -enia and -ova playing backalley tournaments in Tunisia and Cyprus for a bag of oranges in front of unregistered hypercam 01.Still think World Championship should be allowed a trial run event threads. No perma general tho.
>>153514667can't you just.. laugh or something?
>>153514644It's not that bad.
>>153514653>Somehow statpadding gold medals with weak, knobbly legs like thatRussoids are cheating, juicing cunts, fuck them
>>153514560>8. Isabeau LEVITO 70.84KEEEEEEEEEEEK waifucucks?
>>153514598She reads all the comments under her posts, i'm sure about that. She put the heart reaction to some comments (of people she knows i think) that have very few likes. She had to scroll down. >>153514614She does not like pineapple pizza>>153514644Totally the opposite lmao. >>153514653Kamila :( fuck eteri for ruinining her.
>>153514575you'll regret it if you dont
>>153514575You should invite Isabeau to your apartment
>>153514717You think that's bad, Amber placed 13th.
I'm gonna make /fs/ proud with this song. You guys aren't ready for it, you'll never be ready. Might sound like shit though, I've not a bass so I might have to fake it with an octave pedal
>>153514718Eteri made her.
>>153514596>Olympics always seems to be the one everyone watches.Yeah.>Most normies don't even realize there are other competitions every year, sometimes more than one.There are a couple big international competitions every season. The biggest ones, roughly in order,>GRAND PRIXTons of the highest rated skaters compete for points in six Grand Prix qualifiers over six weeks. The top six qualify for the Grand Prix Final.>EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPThe top skaters from Europe compete.>FOUR CONTINENTS CHAMPIONSHIPThe rest of the world's answer to the European Championship. Top skaters across the world except Europe.>WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPThe World Championship.>>153514673>Check WTA /tennis/Yeah, great example. Funny how there's /tennis/ and there's also /atp/ but it has to be that way for quality threads.>Still think World Championship should be allowed a trial run event threads. No perma general tho.Makes sense to me, but someone would have to make the threads. I won't do it.
>>153514575nigga you got Isabeau "The Olympic Villa 3am Nightmare" Levito so close and you wanna invite Alysa? Leave her alone and go for the stacy hoe
>>153514717Isabeau kind of got hosed, but it probably put her out of gold medal contention (although the winner of the men's was 16 points behind after SP). But she is still in contention for a medal. I still believe in her.
>>153514769>Makes sense to me, but someone would have to make the threads. I won't do itleave it to me
>>153514803i really want adeliia to win she's so cute
>>153514718She really does look a lot like Phoebe Cates.Don't you think?
>>153514834Was that the girl dancing to Michael Jackson? I like that she even did his crotch grab.
Isabeau - /lit/Amber - /tg/Alysa - ?
>>153514803As soon as one of the 3A girls landed it that was the end of any one else's chance at gold. Knowers knew this going into it.
>>153514851Alysa is /b/ but unironically
I hadn't seen the other 2 USA skaters until now. Isabeau was good... really good, but it felt contrived. That's not to say it was obviously contrived, but she smiled when she was suppose to, when the cameras could get her. Alysa was a bundle of joy from beginning to end, even better than she was last week. Amber did alright despite her gigantic fuckup. Felt sad for her>>153514851f she was born 10 years earlier, /f/
>>153514845No you faceblind autist
>>153514861She's /b/ but from back when she was an infant.
she fucking won
>>153514851isaboo is /lit/ or /fa/
>>153514851Maybe [s4s], its energy is similar.
>>153514575Your post inspired me so I sent her a message on ig inviting her.
>>153514868Isabeau was debilitatingly nervous, it turned a performance that was supposed to be bubbly and infectious into a forced smile and uncomfortable routine. It’s good that she even managed to complete it without collapsing, at the very least she’s still in contention, unlike Amber
>>153514718>She reads all the commentsthat might be difficult now kekshe gained over a million followers on insta and tiktok since the Olympics started
>>153514905The crowd was louder for her than anyone else by far
>>153514851Amber is 100% /fit/ because she's fit and a try hard.
>>153514915And they say Euros hate us.
>>153514915after decades of soulless russian jumpbots the crowd is famished for anyone that looks like they are actually having fun
>>153514895Fortune favors the bold. That anon is a pussy for even asking us instead of simply doing it and coming back with a screenshot.
>>153514756better deliver you teasing fuck
>>153514900>IsabeauBecause we know who she is now
>>153514952>source
>>153514756>Might sound like shit though, I've not a bass so I might have to fake itNot guaranteed to be shit. Jack White did that for Seven Nation Army
I really need to take an Amber but I don’t want to get up
>>153514905I don't think she's hit a million on Insta yet, but she already had a lot of followers from back in 2022 when she used to post a lot of stuff from the Olympic Village (actually wish I saved that before she wiped her profile in preparation for retirement)
>>153514921>>153514915the crowd in every venue is 60% american
>>153514868Amber belongs in speed skating. /fs/ is a young girl's game
Is this the coomer sport?
>>153514895On second thought, I slid into all blade angels' dm's.I didn't invite Amber out because it seemed comically out of place given her current mood, and her profile seems to be managed by someone else.Isabeau's I'd say 50/50.At any rate, I'll post a selfie for you guys in the astronomical off chance I end up showing any of them around.
>>153514627That sums it up.
>>153514718Her personality is what wins her. Alt girl with a joyful, youthful spirit. She reminds me of the 1950s with that smile.
>>153514845No
>tfw you will never have a qt3.14jskategf
>>153514905Zoomer
>>153514915Crowd loved Ilian. Its a shame he disappointed us. Couldn't take the heat.
>>153514560I'll be watching this beauty.
>>153515168that outfit was making me think some very indecent things when she was spinning
>>153515177>ywn hug herjust an unreal draw, there are dalits in the slums of bombay dying in a pile of cow shit who suffered less than i have
>>153515215No spinning webm?
Racoon love
>>153515263She has been hugger A LOT!!!
>>153515275
It seems like /sp/ is coalescing around two waifus. It's time to democratically settle who is our Queen:https://strawpoll.com/w4nWW7pBxnA
>>153515291ESL moment
>>153515310GOD THOSE QUADS
>>153515318>Cant even add a period to the end of their critique of others posts.
I'm sad, but I have to keep watching. Alysa could still win. And I want to see Isabeau stage a comeback, Amber manage a redemption skate, and Adeliia sneak onto the podium.
>>153515277Can she save us from a full yellow peril podium sweep?
>>153515378I think Alyssia will medal, Isabeau has an outside shot but probably will land in 4th or 5th
>>153514718>>153514845>>153514905>>153515168>>153514851>>153515263>>153515277>>153515310ahahahhahaaahah your stupid turds failed againahhahahaahahhaahahhahahaahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Does Malinin's backflip add points to his score, or is it just for the fans?
>>153515406you were born brown and are morbidly obese you are in last place forever
>>153515438Just for the fans.Fun fact, until a few years ago it used to be banned and you'd receive a deduction if you even attempted it.
>>153515378Yeah like that other guy said I think she'll medal but the Japanese have to really choke for her to get gold
>>153515438The backflip is worth 0 points.
>>153515396Damn... She will never be able to out skate the rumors...
>>153515439>lusts over asian mutts>you're brownno, u
What did she mean by this? No seriously, I can't figure it out.
>>153515463>roasties seethe over a pretty girl on their tv>incels fall for itwell played chud
>>153514932>>153514967If I nail this recording, I wouldn't be mad if it somehow made it out of here and into her ears. I'm scrambling to program the drums in Logic now. Good christ I feel alive right now.
>>153515474It says right there they used them for water balloon fights.
>>153514756we're all rooting for you anon, hope she hears it
>>153515493Thanks chung
Twelve skaters skating,Eleven halfpipers piping,Ten snowboarders a-leaping,Nine ladies skiing,Eight curlers a-curling,Seven nordics a-shooting,Six hockeys a-pucking,Five olympic rings,Four bobsleigh lads,Three French mens,Two luge doubles,And an entire village in Italy!
>>153515499What does, "well I was already 18 then, and what will you do to me," mean?
Where were you when you realized she solved figure skating?
>>153515721Is there a box to deduct points for the disgusting piercing?
>>153515706It would appear she's a sexhaver disappointed that the boys just wanted to have a water balloon fight.
>>153515721her type should be the future not abused russian lolibots
im really glad that dyke amber glenn got 13th in the short maybe she should spend more time practicing her triple loop instead of munching on snizz.
>>153515721curating my pokedex
What's with the Alysia Liu posting? She looks like she has bad hygiene.
lighten up on the fillers
Her skaters would mop the floor with these posers. Apologize
Figure skating singles and pairs are the quintessential winter olympics events without a doubt.
>>153515721ugly tard lost
>>153515812she has plenty of skaters competing, they've showed her in the arena but she can't be in the kiss and cry o algo cause of the fiasco
>>153515474She got some because she wanted to have sex but boys were immature and she never had the chance to use them.My guess is Eteri probably had an iron grip on all the boys in national team and promised she would castrate them if they made one of her girls pregnant.
might need to speak to the judges myself for robbing isabeau of first place
>>153515745It's cute and unique
>>153515837You can’t lose an ongoing competition
>>153515721There's something about the way she dances over the ice that pleases my very essence like no other.
>>153515812does she practice kabbalah like irina viner
you guys told me the dyke was a shoe-im
I really enjoyed watching figure skating tonight, it was my first time ever experiencing it and I was amazed, I liked all the performances, unfortunately in the very last one I got severe motion sickness from all the spinning and that made me even more impressed by how they do it without having any nausea, like, wow! I loved the koreans and the Japanese performances but these two completely won my heart.
I hope Japan gets gold here because this is sad to see.
>>153515310Legs. Perfect
>>153516050This is a winter Olympics thread, Joao. No thirdies allowed. Go talk about soccer or something.
>>153516046No we didn’t. We said if she managed to complete her skate she was. But it was always doubtful that she wouldn’t collapseIt’s the same as Ilia, if she didn’t fall she would have BTFO these weebfus
Bros what are the odds of a Loena bronze?
>>153515493They always go after the youngest prettiest white girl.
>>153516142>It’s the same as Iliano it's noteveryone could see this bitch choking from a mile away
>>153516046They had to be trolling you. Amber was always hit or miss
>>153516050It's a really fun sport. Tense and exciting like many but also beautiful like nothing else. Today we had short programs, in two days they will be even more impressive.>>153516134Don't be mean.
>>153515812her skater is literally in 5th after the short program
>>153515759Me too.
>>153516142She didn't fall
>>153516152literally noneit's a miracle she's as high as she isisabeau should at least be slightly above the russian whore
>>153516156Some of us could see the same about Ilia. This level of ball knowledge is rare though, don’t feel bad
>>153516142Ilia won more competitions in row than chokeglenn saw podiums. Don't compare them.
>>153516046She was one of two skaters to have a triple axel in her routine. Both of them actually landed it. She just botched a later easier move.
>>153516181Its kinda hard to not be mad at that kid. He let his hubris ruin the show
>>153516181>the same about IliaThey're completely different.Ilia was literally undefeated for almost the last 3 years.Amber has been inconsistent for years but has also been massively improving her mental since Beijing.
>>153516165and will be first after the free skate :D
pls post ami
>>153515438theoretically it could be PCS, but the judges probably tolerate it at best
Why the fuck is bogged Madonna calling the woke bitch?
>>153516050Watch the Russian drama from last Olympics.
>>153516239She used Madonna's song, which is literally about oral sex. The music video features Madonna blowing a black guy. I'm not even making this up.
>>153516239What does bogged mean?
>>153516267anon i...
>>153516176Sad! She's such a joy to watch. Here's hoping for a Nakai gold at least.
>>153516176Welcome to being an American in an internationally judged sport
>>153516271Ohh. I know them, just wasn't familiar with this specific usage. Shouldn't it be Bog'd?
my GF is the only hope for America
>>153516273im hoping she wins just so all the mutts flip the fuck out
>>153516050>it was my first time ever experiencing it and I was amazedDude missed the entire 2018 - 2022.There were real skaters back then.Anyways.
ami goldmone silveralysa bronzeadeliia 4th by 2 pts or less
>>153516332Mean
>>153516288You'd have to ask them. They're the ones who do it.
Programming these drums is FUCKING GAY because it's swung and I've never tried to do that in Logic before, I'll get it done but I'll be going grey by morning
>>153516352kaori bros...
>>153514884This girl did so great omg, I had shivers of surprise and I couldn't believe
Isabeau is 8th. What does that mean for her chances for gold? Does she get bonus points for sucking cock in the Olympic village?
I've gone old and soft. I felt bad for Amber.
>>153516387i get it, because she said she's having fun, very clever
>>153516387Gold is a slim chance but she’s still in the mix to podium Don’t listen to all the s*ifacing about Japan itt, people always overreact to the first day
>>153516387it's not as if she was gonna get gold anyways. at most they stole 2 points from her.
>>153516319A lesson in Yin and Yang, America has been that for the last couple of months. Long term America will do fine, don't worry. The American people are not evil.
>>153516399Yes I'm sorry I'm sure she's just reading books very loudly at three am. Must be a blast
>>153516425>now they're just making shit up that wasn't in the videoyou're here forever
Levito, Liu and Glenn scored ~148-150 at US nationals (often friendlier judging). And Petrosian can score over 160 if she lands her quads.
What’s wrong with his eyes? Dumb bitch
>>153516443They’re both cross-eyed ugly freaks, I refuse to watch their gold winning performance. I don’t care. I’ll take your word for it
>>153516439adeliia is definitely the favourite going into the free
Do they drug test you the entire time you're there, or just before you compete? Just saying, cocaine and amphetamines are our of your piss in 3 days and they make you fuck like a god, imagine being the guy at the village with the naughty baggie and doing bumps off of Isabeau's erect nipples
>>153516454The chick has an ugly horse face with a terrible gummy horse smile, the dude is some cross eyed freak
>>153516489WhateverThey’re olympic gold medalists and you’re notGo seethe about something else your negativity is unbecoming
>>153516454ok anon, more kino for the rest of us
>>153516478Stop watching porn faggot.
>>153516489>>153516504everyone knows they're overrated frauds who didn't deserve the goldhttps://fs-gossips.com/15578/
>>153516387>Isabeau is 8th. What does that mean for her chances for gold?It means she won't be on the podium at all unless something extraordinary happens.
>>153516515Wut in tarnation is thisExplain yourself ‘roofucker
>>153516520it's pretty self evident
>>153516515I didnt even click your link i was just hoping you’d go away if i asked you to do more work and explain yourselfOnce us burgers were out of it i didnt care who won as long as it wasnt the chinese, the french, or the canadiansI saw the jap skate it was kino enough
>>153516548desu i didn't even watch the event at allbut they're ugly and ugly people don't deserve to win
>>153516515>not a single fan of this sport believes the scoring mechanism is legitimate >no one leaves ithave we found something worse than 4chan?
>>153516566>deserveAnon i….
>>153516569Figure skating is the 4chan of winter sports
>>153516569yes and unfortunately johnny weir like all of us is here forever
Bash a leg out there
>>153515947mutt lost>>153516050what a freak mutt>>153516319puke
>>153516643this is the post.
>>153514718'ol girl's got moles on her damn teeth
>>153516643Absolutely obsessedIts kinda cute actually
>>153516643Be here thursday (or whatever they call it in animeland)
>>153516465Not according to Kalshi
>>153516697Oh dont worry he wont miss it for the world
>>153516707That's crazy since Kalshi said Amber had a 20% chance to win, but then after she fucked up she has a 1% chance. It's almost as if it's not predicting anything but who's going to lose more money.
>>153516707never heard of her
>>153516719I got 600 spread about medal winner and gold winner on ady.i dont know what to do. do i triple up on these? i still feel very good about silver. ffs
>>153516770>this is the last thing you see before you lose all your moneyI won my Super Bowl bets and made like a hundred off the bonus bets so far. I'm going to get addicted lol I can't prevent it.
>>153515793Fillers? She has looked the same for 20 years. i guess that could be fillers but we already know she has elite discipline because of what she has done as an athlete.
>>153516687>>153516697>>153516710i love laughing at simps unironically cheerleading for failure mutts
>>153516794Only true simp here is you you just havent realized it yet>anon is still in his at the “yank on her pigtails during recess cuz i secretly like her” phase
>>153516794>t. la luz extinguido
>>153516812kek, the delusion runeth deep
Is the dogshit Olympic youtube channel ever gonna upload the full Japanese pair skate?
