>>153499874February 18[09:05]>Women's Session 10China-Denmark (Sheet A)United States-Great Britain (Sheet B)Sweden-Korea (Sheet C)[14:05]>Men's Session 11Italy-Canada (Sheet A)China-Czechia (Sheet B)Norway-Switzerland (Sheet C)United States-Great Britain (Sheet D)[19:05]>Women's Session 11Great Britain-Japan (Sheet A)Switzerland-Denmark (Sheet B)Canada-Italy (Sheet C)China-Sweden (Sheet D)>Men's schedule and standingshttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/m/team4-------------/team-sports-schedule-eventhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/m/team4-------------/team-sports-groups-event>Women's schedule and standingshttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/w/team4-------------/team-sports-schedule-eventhttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/cur/w/team4-------------/team-sports-groups-event
What an odd time to start a new /curl/.
Nigga why did you start it now?
???
our men's team is ass because it's a bunch of yuppie zoomlenials from the PNW and new england. bring back the schlubby midwesterners. 2018 was at least half wisconsinites (best state) and they took the gold. these faggots blow, even the women are better.
>>153517118The women actually have a chance for gold. Likely they'll end up with silver, but the men are ass. They won't make the top four.
>>153517222Rooting for Canadian domination for the seethe
>>153517234I want the women's swedish team to dominate me for the coom
>likes to cheat
https://www.chosun.com/english/sports-en/2026/02/13/P7YFQB6XFREH3PJ5N7ZGICCNZU/>South Korean Curling Team in Cross-Border Romances>Seol Ye-eun dates British Olympian; teammates share love stories>Lammie is the boyfriend of Seol Ye-eun (30), the lead of Gyeonggi Provincial Government. They met at an international competition and began dating in May 2023. Lammie reportedly visited Korea to pursue her, showering her with affection.
So here we are then.
Did Rachel finally put an end to the endless Olympic village orgy and got to work this time around or is her collapse still to come?
Good morning
>>153518378Emma Miskew would get it.
GO SWEDEN, BIG SWEDEN FAN TODAY
>>153517960Cute.
>coach of the worst koreans is canadian
Womens: I root for SwedenMens: I root for Canada (it's funny ok)
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
what the fuck is Britain's endgame here. are they stupid?
>>153426343
>>153518528>are they stupid?Yes. Both the women and men have had shit gameplans.
>>153518537well, I see luck intervened for them there
Swedebros?
throwing to sabotage
Terrible time for the womens' games. When everyone's at work.
>>153518596It's 1am
>commentator screaming his lungs out at 9am over nothing
>>1535186023am actually, least coast subhuman. Nice try to give thirdies the impression that America cares about your timezone
9:40PM is the objectively correct time. Loving summer btw
kwab
>>153518641>Loving summer btwSatanic subversion
we just don't know
Fucking peacock changed their shit and you can't watch in mobile browser anymore. I hate jews so much.
>>153518685Nearly all of them have proper jobs.
GB steals 1.
light rain that isn't quite heavy enough for an umbrella or rain jacket is peak
I love Kim (Gim)
>>153518700It says here pic rel (my slag queen) left an office job to curl full-time, although maybe that's only in Scotland
>>153518696you'll watch nothing and be happywe now leave live coverage of this event to rejoin Nogga Woggadudu in the studio reading from her iPad
>>153518751I think since a lot of them are moms they rely on some funding from the team and their husbands
How do these Scottosh women get paid six-figure salaries to do this shit? They're fucking awful.
>>153518602*taps watch* Time is money wagie!
Hasselbros... it's over
>>153518771Curling is often a medal hope for GB, so they get the funding. Not much hope during these games though.
>>153518771I think lottery funding is pretty decent IF there's a high chance of a medal. Realistically, curling has been our best medal hope in the Winter games for the last trillion years (this year excepted, with the skeleton and snowboard cross ushering in a new 10,000 year era of GB winter dominance).
>>153518787I just can't believe how bad they they are though. I've never played this game and even I can see how puerile their shot selection is. If the USA hadn't fucked up their last stone they'd have been down 3 the last end.
just concede already
>>153518804Eve died so these slags could live.
Sweden are still in bed.
Really really want enthusiastic sex with Chemmy Alcott
My queen
No please play all 10 ends I want to see how far this goes
Swedish girls slumping before playoffs?
>>153518818>thousand curl stare
Is Sweden throwing on purpose cause they are already qualified or are they really getting buttfucked by korea for some reason ?
just logged on, what we watching?
>>153518966American women speaking. After that we've got close ups of papercuts happening live but you missed the puppies being kicked to death.
>>153518937Korea is too powerful
>>153518856Cute.>>153518869Hot.
>>153518937Only Korea can prevent Canada from qualifying. Surely this is not a coincidence. Still, Canada needs to lose against Italy and Korea for that to happen. Unlikely.
>>153518869my wife is having a bad shooting day :(
>>153518985i dont know this reference
What the fuck are we doing?>steal steal steal
>>153519008Just referring to how horrible their voices are
>>153519018>8-0shiieeet.
>>153519018throwing your remaining matches to get easier teams into the semi finals
>>153519045hopefully Canada doesn't make it
>>153518999My bad, it would only need to lose against Korea in this scenario (of Korea qualifying).Only other scenario in which Canada does not make it: GB wins the next three games and Canada loses them all, given that Canada has already beaten Denmark and China but lost against GB.
>already qualified>korean win makes it harder for Canada to qualifyhmmmm
>>153519073I really, really like this Apu
Another 2 point steal incoming for Korea
>>153518869why does she wear the coloured contact lenses?
>>153519124Blue eyes give a +1 to distance vision.
TACTICAL LOSE I PROMISE
>>153519124It's her natural face
>>153519124no-one cared who she was before she put on the contact lenses
what do i watch, boston tea party battle or swede kor
how many of the people currently playing so you think have tried anal
>>153519191hmmm tuff question
>>153519196least horny compatriot
>>153519196Anal sex with Jiāyí.
>>153519202bundas in this game are nice so that's what i'm sticking with
>>153519211That middle picture is extremely phwoar
What happened to Sweden? Did Canada buckbreak them like they did the men?
>>153519221losing on purpose to fuck with canada
i think i'm in love with this rebecca morrisonalso she's scottish, even better
Denmark blew up its 6-1 lead. 6-5 now.
>>153519237Legit?Looking at the standings it could be legit. But would've been better if you didn't lose to them yesterday.
These british tops are see through
>>153519238no go away!
when the wife is sick of house work and needs a hobby
>>1535192536-6 now. Chinese comeback.
let's go girls
Is Sophie Jackson the fattest female winter olympian?
its over
That's fucking agonising how they're still lying 2
"great" britan
>>153519322"united" states
>>153519327united "kingdom"
>>153519309I think there are fatter sports - the downhill snowboarding and bobsled come to mind
Fortiusisters… owari da…
kek what was that from burgerwoman
>>153519336the "commonwealth" of australia
>>153519354Why didn't they send Fujisawa? She could've saved them.
>>153519354Team Fujisawa would have gotten gold this time. It was natural progression.
>>153519354I cry.
looking forwards to a nice day of HAAAAAAAAAAAARD LINEA BUONA LINEA PERFETTA
>>153519309Imagine Sophie getting big air on a snowboard.
>>153519373Enjoy it. Round robin ends tomorrow.
>>153519374big stinky deep fried irn bru farts maybe
>>153519374
Do any of the countries send a "super team" of the best players (overall or in their specific positions)?
>>153519393Canada do that with their Men's team, they have a team of super cheaters.
I want to hug Morrison and tell her everything is alright, I’m proud of her no matter what. Then she kisses me with teary eyes. This seems like a realistic scenario.
>>153519382>no more curling for 4 yearsare there good curling videogames at least?
>>153519411more realistic, the big girl gets drunk and picks you
why is bowling not in the olympics that would be kino
>>153519382>curling almost finished for 4 more yearsWhy even live bros
>>153519411This but all 4 of them and they all fall asleep in my arms tonight
>>153519415Digimon World has a curling minigame
Been watching for 2 weeks straight and I'm starting to get sick of it
>>153519422I would not dare to approach Sophie. She is ethereal. Such a beautiful name, too. We’re not in the same realm.
are /shuster/ bros still around?
>>153519445Skip the early ends and tune in to the close games around 6th end.
>>1535194252026 World Women's Curling Championship14-22 March
>>153519461Will Team Fujisawa be there?
>>153519461will there be a yarharrrr stream for this?
Does the Up? girl still play
>>153519469yes!
>>153519481Anna Sloan? Alas, no
>>153519487I'll be watching then, I need the Naisu.
>>153519487Koreans really need to come up with more names
>>153519496Shame
>>153519458
Yeah.... I'm thinking my mommies are winning gold.
>>153519478CurlingZone will likely have it in some capacity
>>153519354disastrous result. and sadly, Chinami is retiring from the sport so even if LS were to go next time it wouldn't be the exact medal-winning team.
why are they leaving that yellow in the scoring area?
>>153519619I think Chinami is going to be here for this year at least. She's a captain for one of the Rock League teams and they have two seasons for the year planned.
>>153519527THANK YOU BASED SHOOSTIE
Would love to see Rebecca Morrison's "O face".
based denmark. get fucked china.
Fuck sake Becky has choked this whole tournament, Jen’s been carrying the team
kino
What a shot
Nice shot that.
HOLY
so help me god if they fuck this up
>>153519655TAKE THAT BACK
>>153519667I take it back, what a peach
Holy
REBECCA MORRISON TAKE A BOW
no fucking way
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSGREAT BRITAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAH>yanks
Shit "sport"
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BRAINDEAD ASS SHOT!!!
Generational choke job by the USA. They'll carry that weight.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>The states of United
>>153519687I want it even more now!
USA got outslagged.
I WAS HERE
SCOTTISH SLAG POWER
THEY SERIOUSLY NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED FOR TAKING A DIVE THERE IS NO FUCKING WORLD IN WHICH THAT SHOT MADE SENSE IF THEY WEREN'T PAID OFF
what the hell was that final shot. it really looked like they just threw it away.
Why not come around from the right hand side and knock both yellow away?
>>153519681Stop talking like that
Standings
>>153519719you're shite, deal with it
fuck this gay earth
SERIOUSLY DOES ANYONE KNOW WTF THEY WERE EVEN TRYING TO DO WITH THAT?
why not just cheat and push all the stones away?
any webms for the sleepyheads?
what a shot
>>153519734She wanted to breeze past the yellow guard and blast the shit out of the stones, instead she chipped the guard
So what was the USA thought process with that final shot? Like was it supposed to be so hard that it knocked both GBR stones out? Surely you go around the outside for a tie as the worst case right? That shot was retarded
CORR NOT SEEN SOMEONE CURL ONE OUT SO GOOD SINCE 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
very interesting sportbut why didn't usa just hit the center stone? wouldn't their stone be the center then, why try to hit a 4 stone rebound
>>153519730>gets lucky one time
The American century is over. Long live the British Empire.
>>153519755Needed to go around the guards. Shot would have been too weak to prevent losing 1 point at least. But they had 1 minute left to discuss this a bit and they rushed it instead.
>>153519766what's lucky about playing a great shot?
All 4 need a proper flogging.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2bHoTUiMpI
>>153519792They were disagreeing just before the Becky shot and I think Tabitha was tilted that they didn't do what she wanted and just launched without consulting them. They're going to need to clean up the team chemistry and communication if they want to win gold, which they still can, Britain of course cannot, and are a meme.
anyone have an image of the playfield before the last shot fucking peacock yoinked the replay
>>153519795Even with that moonshot they still should have lost if we didn't choke, it's luck. Get over it. Kill yourself also btw. And if I ever see you irl I'll beat your ass
>>153519823Stop crying, we won, you weren't good enough, get over it. You sound like a little girl.
can someone tell me why winning teams fuck around in the last end when they have hammer instead of just fucking slamming every stone out of play including their own?
>>153519415Here:https://granite2.software.informer.com/2.3/Endorsed by Bruce Mouat.
>>153519823its curling and you are up at what, 6am? 3am? go to bed nerd
>>153519862You were dominated the whole time and needed to land a moonshot to even survive the match and are still much lower ranked in the tournament, we are more than good enough and you're lucky and shit and will be out soon enough.
>>153519949>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2tak3beScc
>>153519823Kek fucking seething bro. Even if it is luck that sports sometimes.
>>153519949If we're shit you should have beaten us easily. Keep blaming your failures on 'luck'.
>>153519968Why are you siding with teafags, fucking traitor
>>153520103He's probably a Colts fan so he's already used to doing that.
>>153520103So you agree to kill yourself if you don't make the finals and we do? Since you're so confident?
>>153520118I call out seething wherever I see it. >We aren't even out yet bro.
>>153519823Bet you spaz out while playing online games while blaming matchmaking
>>153520206Why would I do that? You win some you lose some, the difference between us is that I won't embarrass myself on here should we lose.
I would gladly trade Irish sovereignty for 1 (one) Sophie Jackson
We're back
>>153521409Cope
>>153521480>he's still seethingI simply meant the curling is back on
I missed the women's curling this morning. Anything good happen? Did the USA girls win?
>>153519949Calm down Cory. You should be getting dominated in the Olympic village right now.
>>153521498Yeah you better have
>>153521517don't ask, we'll have his dirty nappies everywhere again
>>153521517We brutally humbled and utterly stepped on the British team, then in the tenth end they had a crazy lucky break and stole the lead out of nowhere. Now they think they're legends of the game
>>153521421>>153521455Already qualified: Switzerland, CanadaCan still qualify: Italy, Norway, GB, USA>GBLost against Italy, NorwayPlays now against USA>USALost against Italy, won against NorwayPlays now against GB>ItalyLost against Norway, won against GB, USAPlays now against Canada>NorwayLost against USA, won against Italy, NorwayPlays now against Switzerland
>>153521620Norway won against GB* lul
>>153518685I like to imagine what jobs they would have if they all worked in an office. They each look like the stereotype of a specific work colleague that everyone has. From left to right:>Wimpy HR guy who gets on really well with all the women in the office>Obnoxious sales Chad>Head of Finance, 30 years older than everyone else in the office but keeps trying to fight people at the Christmas party>Founder and head of the whole company, having got the money to start the company from his parents
STEALall total luck of course, USA can do no wrong and deserved 80 points from that end
how fucked are we?
>>153521728It's gonna be a close one.
It's already lost, we lose today and probably tomorrow vs leafs
USA x GBR definitely the game to watch right
>>153521779Yeah, and I have to work. :(
Don't watch curling, just coming here to check, is cheatnada gone?
>>153519880Supremely based
>>153521803no they keep picking up their stones and moving them right to the centre
>>153521590Reigning Olympic champs m8.
>tune inoh no
>>153521809it looks like there's a mobile version:https://www.curlingworks.com/
>>153521824The jeet infestation has ruined their culture, it seems...</3
burgerbros this can't be happening
danny boy...
We're losing. We're dying. Everything is bad and nothing is good.
Nobody cares about men's curling btw
Must win game tbqh.
Can we just concede already
Everybody cares about men's curling btw
yeah it's over. casper fell off after the breakrooting for canada for maximum asshurt
our commentators deeply stare at EVERY stone kennedy throws
So the loser is out of medal contention in GB/USA, right?
>>153521915>Must win game tbqh.ARE WE CHEATING ALREADY ?
>>153521961
>>153521937It's just not the same without Shuster.
>Italian broadcasters making fun of the canadian cheater Based
>>153521991The top four teams go through. We need to win this and then hope other results go our way for us to advance.
KWAB
Absolute fuck up by America.
LMFAO we are toast
bad day for danny
oof it's already over. incredible.
That should have been an easy shot.
Kennedy kukitini
Our curling geeks are throwing... it's Joever
WOW PURE LUCK
The blunder of the century
Shuster spinning in his grave.
How is this anon >>153519823 feeling right now?
switching to biathlon, keep me posted
>>153522100That did look like a rig, to be fair. Trying to get your last stone right in the middle seems like an okay tactic (officially it isn't because of muh hammer in the next end, but I can understand it), but you'd have to be really shit to just slide right through and miss everything like they did.
>>153517960He's done well there
>>153522172I'm watching both.
>>153522170See >>153521902Female sport
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damn we really getting our shit pushed in huhif Swiss beats Norway maybe we still get in since we have the H2H yeah?
Canada already qualified so they should let the Italians win
Burgerbros how do you say it's over in you are country?
How early are you allowed to concede? Surely US aren’t going to come back from that
>>153522190>extra additional copeimpressive stuff this
just saw the score, Britain is going in my suicide note
>>153522196and Canada > Italyand Canada > Norway + Swiss > Italy tomorrow:x
In a few hours, the womens matches will be>Switzerland VS Denmark>Great Britain VS Japan>Canada VS Italy>China VS SwedenWhat'll be the best match?
>>153522222Lucky quints as well of course to cap your night offPost teeth
>>153522244Italy due to stefi presence
>>153522244Canada is basically win-out mode
>>153522248I was lucky to be born with good teeth I'm afraidPost flab
>>153522202se acabó
sick of this team of absolute chokesters if the match from earlier today is any indication they're also a bad influence on our woman's team who masterfully threw away an almost sure victory with a final retard throw
>you don't get to practice in between matchesDamn.
>>153522208You have to play at least six ends. And you know we can choke this lead. It's only 6-0. We've choked harder.
>>153522282I'm a tight bodied chad of 135 pounds actuallySee you in a few hours when your shit team gets mogged by anime girls btw
>>153522297Talking waffle bruv
Team Canada not even trying because they already advanced to give the home team a win.
They just explained on the BBC: for Team GB to advance to the next round, we need to win this match (okay), and then either Italy or Norway need to lose both their remaining games.
>>153522371You’re going to let Norway win as well which dooms us. It’s ogre
>>153522202"bro is cooked fr fr"
>>153522389Anonymous on 4channel previously mentioned this: >>153521620
> watching italy canada> still hearing czech fans in the backgroundhell yeah
>>153522437This isn’t explaining the same thing at all. Fuck you talking about cretin
>>153522450
>>153522389Canada have stopped trying now they're through unfortunately
>>153522470Nah you’re the low IQ here. If you’ve lost against Italy or Norway this means they beat you if you have the same amount of wins. Things non-apes understand by themselves but I’m glad to help.
What happened??
>>153522507Bodied that Bongoid. They're truly the worst
>>153522507Fuck you chirpin about
Can't we all just get along??
FUCK YOU SWISS LET US WIN
Business idea: replace pavements and shoes with curling sheets and curling shoes
>>153522551I'm the poster who posted what needed to happen and got the reply, then another poster started arguing. Everyone's going to think it's me kicking off. I might just go out for a bit.
uh ohdanger zone
A Brucie bonus shot.
The choke is in
holy bruce
yeah they deserve to get eliminated after that
the italian skip just missed a rock
Absolutely heeming these jobbers
>>153522405Italy refuses to take the win.
>>153522569I was just thinking: how do they stop? One curling shoe is very slippery but the other one has extra grip. So when you slide down the ice really fast on one foot, and you stamp your other shoe down to stop, wouldn't you immediately trip over and fall? It must happen all the time with beginners.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153522638your sliding inertia is more powerful than the stopping power of your "normal" shoe so it's more like a soft brake
>>153522567No, need to get a perfect round robin in before we choke in the elimination rounds
>>153522638they all have rubber overlay they can quickly take off
If they were to make a curling video game, would you guys rather it be with fantasy characters like Bloodbowl or a fully-licensed game with major curlers providing their likeness like Madden or 2K?
>>153522736Danes are the cutest of Nords!
>>153522761fully-licensed with true-to-life arses on the women
>>153522736Kinda looks like that French MP.
just turned it on looks like the lads are doing alright
>>153522785the only correct answer
>>153522837Not really froggy! Got it wrong again
shouldn't the Canadians and the Swiss let >us win yo exclude better teams from the semifinals?
>>153522883I’m never wrong. It’s almost tiresome tb h.
>>153522761https://youtube.com/watch?v=q3zk9B8Zws4&pp=ygULU3BlZWRiYWxsIDI%3D
both reds getting heemed now
are brucey
Pizzabros lock in, we want you in the semis
Mamma mia if we choke this it's over
can they get 4 here?
Yeah this game is over.
Fuck this, I'm rooting for the Swiss...
how early can they consneed
Brucey is so fucking back
OMG ANOTHER LUCKY SHOT
I'll switch over to Italy v Canada then.
>>153523012kek is that one seething yank from the womens game still here
Is Bruce voting Restore or Reform.
Feels bad man
that steal by 4 was brutal
>>153523028Didn’t ask
>>153523028Joel is choking it's over ova ere
unbelievable, nearly 10 am and my day is ruined
Incredibly fortunate 9-2 victory
>>153523049Yeah this end isn't looking good for Italy.
I like the GB team, they just quietly beat the shit outta our zoomers, also they have cool accents
The stupid poke made me watch this GARBAGE At least my team is good My nuckies just scored 4 :)
Almost
I wonder if Sayaka Yoshimura has pooped today
Im sitting here LAUGHING at the USA
Why haven't the cheatnadians been disqualified?
>>153523095Shut your fucking mouth, cheater.
I will shag a fat, ugly, drunk slag in honour of GB's victory. As is tradition.
>>153523095Cheatnada
>>153522973It's ova for u.
4 point steal for Canada, we're going the distance
>>153522761>major curlers providing their likenessI just want the voice files of Stefania
>>153523129swedumb, I win
>>153523129Seethe more, SwedecuckGold is in da bag for us :)
why the hell did they not try from this direction? with a bit of luck possibly just a 1 steal
>>153523100
>losing biathlon>losing curlingthis is just not our day
Thank you Canada I hate you guys but I can’t stand Italians sports fans, by far the worst people out there. Biggest crybabies in any sport and the worst winner of any sport they hide behind passion to trick all the npcs but in reality if you replaced Italy with India there’s no difference.Why do people tolerate Italians being obnoxious?
>>153522761I would play as the scotties tournament of hearts organizer
>>153523150They gave up desu They kneel to BIG CANADIAN COCK
>>153523150because they're not good at it?
>>153523012>>153523031Why do you think this game has anything to do with that one? Is the average Bongoid IQ really this low?
>>153523149not so fast canacuck
>>153523150Is this the Canada 4 steal?
>>153523150There was another guard before that does not appear on your picture.
guess i'll go sweep my kitchen floor or something
>>153523207I love Swiss cheese Just like the holes in their guard LMAO
I finally saw the Canada cheating video
>>153523295
>>153523295That's my TEAM :)
>>153523295bro the movements in ai videos are so creepy it almost makes me shuddera horror movie director couldn't do a better job
>>153523295>Using the handleThis looks fake.
>>153523295out of nowhere, canidians are interested in winter olympics stuff
Wow look at that, leafs cheated themselves to another victory
ITALY CONCEDEThank you based italy
GG Italia
>>153523150what happened with the stone throw here?
>>153523341thats not ai canada like to cheat, and canada also like to bite
LOVE watching the big strong Canadians put the hammer down. Loved watching him talk that swed cuck down.
IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>153523435Chicanery and perfidy from the whole bunch of you slimy mutineers
Italian was crying. Their only way of going to the semis is Norway losing against Canada AND them winning against the Swiss tomorrow.
>>153523435based anglo>>153523503cringe nonsense gobbledygook
again wouldn't it be much better for the swiss and the leafs to let a shit team such as ours make the semifinals rather than risk losing the gold to Great Britain??
Will Italy and Norway play for a spot in the semis? Probably they will both end up with 4-5 in score
>>153523519disgusting, when Italians cry it smells like salami (I know this from beating up those little greaseballs in school)
Swiss must win for USA to survive.
>>153523542>losing the gold to Great Britain??
>>153523295This happened, I saw it live
>>153523547based leaf stuffing ghettis inside lockers
they will consneed after this
Goodbye, we need to win vs leafs tomorrow
I came back from skiing to a 4 points.
>10-4Christ Norway
>>153523632OOOOO CAAAANNAAADDAAA
>>153523435fuck off
going to whole foods for fancy popcorn the goon towel is ready
>>153523519
Current standings of DSCIn case of Italy-Norway-USA tie
>>153523519If they both win then the Italians take our place don't they?
Getting sweaty out there.
>>153523661So it's gonna be SUI-USA, GBR-CAN in semis
>>153523677That would be NorwayIf Norway loses and Italy wins, then it’s Italy
>>153523677No you're in no matter what
>>153523699Italy still has LSD tomorrowCould they lower their DSC enough to go under 17,663cm? Assuming they did <5cm (or less)I suck at maths so idk
All that matters is that us brave Scots are through and the big strong Canadians can take the much deserved Gold they have earned . Us Scots will take a bronze or silver with much thanks from the help of the Canadian chads. Standing below them on the podium will be the real honour
Since team USA isnt playing this afternoon(Probably a good thing) what am i watching.
>>153523295can't believe they weren't DQ'd
those fucking arms on that CZE guymirin'
>>153523844Is it even a question?
>>153523844>what am i watching.team usa
>>153523844Guilia and Stephi mogging the leafoids
>>153523701>>153523720No hang on, we're on 5 wins they're both on 4If they both win we're on equal winsBoth of them beat us head to head so we would be 5th surely
>>153523895Dunno I'm retard. Someone explain the scenarios.
>>153523906I thought on equal wins they use head to head as a decider, unless it can't be used between 3 or more teams (e.g. A beat B, B beat C, C beat A) and then its the draw shot challenge thingy. That wouldn't be the case here but maybe I misunderstood.
>>153523895>>153523906>1: Norway wins, Italy losesNorway ties GB, but has won against GB, Norway is qualified.>2: Norway loses, Italy winsSame thing but Italy instead of Norway.>3: Both Norway and Italy loseGB is qualified, USA-Italy-Norway tie, each of these teams having lost to one of the other, DSC >>153523661 comes into play.
>>153523940Nah if there's a tie the teams just beat the shit out of each other with the wee brooms, last man standing goes through.
>>153523955Shit, forgot a scenario.>4: Both Norway and Italy winNorway, Italy and GB tie, but Norway won against both teams. Norway is qualified.
>>153523906>>153523940If things are tied then each team member has to take on Big Sophie and whoever wins there goes through.
>>153523970And that would be>3. Norway>4. Italy----------->5. GBor so I think>>153523961>>153523974based we're literally already through in either case
>>153523970Wait, I’ll just add another scenario.>5: Both Norway and Italy lose and Germany beats ChinaNorway, Italy, USA and Germany tie. Since all three teams lost to one another, USA is qualified because it is the only team of the three to have beaten Germany. DSC remains irrelevant.
>>153523987Correct, since GB lost against both Norway and Italy it would lose a tie against them.
Ok, since that other French Guy (totally not me btw) is in fact stupid and explains poorly, here is a summary:Two teams can qualify still and take the #3 and #4 seats. Switzerland and Canada are qualified.Current standings:3. GB 5W 4L (9/9)4. Italy 4W 4L (8/9)4. Norway 4W 4L (8/9)6. USA 4W 5L (9/9)7. Germany 3W 5L (8/9)Tomorrow’s games:Italy-SwitzerlandNorway-CanadaGermany-ChinaIn case of a 5W 4L tie, it’s Norway > Italy > GB. GB only needs one team to lose tomorrow. Norway and Italy just need to win.In case of a relevant 4W 5L tie, it’s either Norway = Italy = USA (DSC settled) or USA > Germany > Norway > Italy. So USA qualifies automatically if Germany wins and both Norway and Italy lose.Hope that clears things out.Oh, and Sweden plays Czechia tomorrow as well (both teams tied 2W 6L with China). Imagine if Sweden loses and finishes last. Lol.
>>153523873does steffi and giula stay in the olympic village or do they go home at the end of the day?
I thought Scotland would perform better they even have the advantage that all stones are Scottish
>>153523039Statistically, as a Scot, he almost definitely supports Scandinavian politics over English politics. He will love the EU and hate the English.
>>153523125I would also like to shag a fat ugly slag, but unfortunately you’re mum is busy tonight.
>>153523295Why would the usually polite nation of Fauuer do this?
>>153524928Got him.
Have Canada seriously not been penalised for their blatant and unapologetic cheating?
>>153525131Literally no one cares about a little poke, IT DOESN'T CHANGE SHIT
>>153525265>being a Canada apologistThought better of Swedes
>>153525439Sorry. It's correct they were wrong to do it, it was bad. But the swede addressed him a such a pussy passive aggressive way and then didn't even answer straight when asked "who's doing that".Now all the local papers are spamming about Canada cheating and posting pictures of other instances where they just released the stone hand is left hanging near the granite like WHO CARES and I have to double down my support just to not go insane from the mass psychosis and cringe
>>153525543>the swedeThat's enough Internet for the day Ahmed.
I missed the men's matches cause of waging, any kino?
>>153526466They need to return to tradition and use actual brooms again because it looks hilarious.
I'll watch GB v Japan and China v Sweden.
gonna watch SUI x DEN I think
stefi's on
Is this the first match where the Italian reserve player is playing?
US women not playing today? guess i'll root for bongistan
>>153527093Yes. Seems like they really want Canada to win huh
>>153527135Standings btw
>>153527119They got moggedCue all the "w-women's c-curlers are b-better than the m-mens!!" seethers. Kwabs
>>153519746kwab
>>153527177what are the chances that this entitled Canadian hoe will miss the playoffs?
>>153527346what did she mean by this
>>153527346gotta moisturize that ass
>>153527346growing up is appreciating fan service
>>153527346i like stefi's lil bony butt
>>153527309I fried my very small brain with all the men’s scenarios earlier. I will wait until this session ends.
what's the chance we even get the ability to play for a medal?
>>153527473it's over x2
YES YES YES instead of HAI HAI HAI
>>153527346>farming more insta followersshe nose what she's doing
>>153527444thanks man
>>153527423who doesnt?
>>153527263they still are, they just did a big choke in tribute to them is all
>10th of 10 skips for shooting percentagesniffy cuckitini
>>153527346autism
I know I have weird taste, but I want to fuck Rebecca Morrison and Madeleine Dupont.
>>153527554actual italians apparently
don't care if Mariani is there because of nepotism, she looks way prettier than the woman that was excluded to make space
>>153527585I get it, Rebecca's cute
>>153527491the commentator pointed out them using "good shot" earlierit makes sense when you are playing a foreign sport to use their terms if you think about it, like some french in tennis or japanese in karate
time to watch my waifu job again
>>153527491BANZAI BANZAI BANZAI!!!!!
>>153527585I'm with you on Madeleine. I cannot come with you on Rebecca.
>Watching clip from today>Italian hit the rock and pretended like nothing happenedWhere's the 24/7 Swedish media coverage on that?
>>153527444Yeah I can't be arsed working out permutations for this one either
>>153527627Quite cute when they're shouting yes.
>>153527601i guess it's true, people don't appreciate what they have
>>153527605Lo Deserto is fine. If they kicked out Mathis tho… top tier team, best ever seen.
MOTO MOTO
>>153527626>>153527646If she smiled at me in my college days I would have instantly been in love.
>>153527685vini is going to freak
Get in there doddsy
>>153527680fuck off, i watch for mathis, with her broom magic she's ideal waifu
>>153527093Don't remember seeing her play before
>>153527490anguish
>>153527661host nations should always advance to semis
can gb feasibly qualify
>>153527721They can't introduce a new character this late.
>>153527719Let me guess, you’re the local rapist of your remote Serbian village? This statement is pure insanity.
Wait Japan has their own little slampig?
>>153527661what did you think rigged ice meant?
>>153527741It's because she's a shitter, they have nothing to lose at this point
>>153527680Anon, teams should be made up of people based on their ability and merit, not looks.
Rachel Homan looks like a real bitch. And that's kinda hot in its own way.
>>153527784but there's no time for her to get another 100k insta followers
>>153527791Fuck, she just proved you right.
HARD HARD HARD
cheeky 3 (or san if you will)
>>153527791I disagree.
Jen Dodds is kinda hench innit?
>>153527721She has been warming the cuck chair so far>>153527680The whole team is attractive
i fucking love italian women brehs...t.black male
Serious question, do Jap girls squeal like that in bed?
>>153527855
>>153527792I bet she goes like the clappers.
>>153527877I don't know why I would.
>>153527919enjoy buddy
>sophie jacksonwhat a unit
The chinese have the best "hard"
>>153527901Elena Mathis is attractive?
This is another Hiroshima
>>153527962true
>>153527962hard agree
>>153527930
Listening to the Cree language commentary stream because no ads
>>153526466The boys from England's brave Scotland got a steal of 4 against the Americans, giving us a 6-0 lead after two ends. That was probably the best single moment.
>>153528025how do they say hard over there
>>153528025main stream for can vs italy also has no ads (if you use ublock)
>>153527962Correct, one of the best looking players too.Note: picture this is just for reference, she is obviously more elegant and gracious with clothes on.
>>153527930She looks like a high school sorority bully
>>153527967Yes
>>153528025I'm using ublock+firefox and I only get 1 pre-roll
>>153528069Nö
>>153528039sounds like a great it's over moment hope you will make it to the playoffs
>>153527923Accidentally had this copied and sent it to my sisterFucking end me
Rachel wants that Italian blood.
>>153527967نعم
>>153528122and did your sister know?
>>153528123The walled Homan must be furious looking at the youthful Mariani.
>>153528123Me too, in my children, that I had with Stefania.
>>153528145I deleted it within seconds and quickly sent something else, but she might have already seen the original notificationShe's gone silent
>>153528122based hopefully she can tell you the answer lad
Nice conversation between Rebecca and Soph there. Followed by Nip bedlike squeals, as confirmed by Anon’s sister, whom I just asked about (non-accidentally).
>>153527923>>153528122>>153528178These are three of the posts of all time.
>>153528122If anyone knows it would be her lad
Rebecca is great!
I need the whole Swedish team to sit on my face.
>>153528178your sister texts much more nasty shit with her girlfriends
>>153528178she likely saw it. I get notifications on my home screen, read the full msg and then i notice after opening hte app that they deleted it hours ago
>>153528122Sister pics?
What are the current scores? I'm only watching the CAN - ITA match atm.
Japs not playing great.
>>153528238dont you have smartphones
>>153528065
>>153528197This was also one of the curl moments.
>getting a stealThey literally just needed a basic fucking draw lol
>>153528264>cheerskek
yes ... ha ha ha ... YES
>>153528264
>OIII LASSIE YA GOTTA CUR IT HAADAAAAAA
>>153528297I worship the ice she slides on.
Felt like ruining you guys day
>>153528322>yankees fanjesus christ it's over
>>153527721
Empress Yoshimura defends her land against the giant monster Sophie who is threatening to eat everyone
>>153528322I wish it was possible to visit this place with everyone else gone
Its over bros. It never even began
>>153528238GBR 3 - 0 JPN,fourth end, japs hammer
>>153528336Maybe not that deep. People used to wear this brand without knowing what it meant here. Well she probably does, idk. Great photo from Montmartre anyway. Beautiful couple. As long as Soph is single and I can gently comfort her in a very near future then all is good and my day is still un-ruined.
>>153528359>>153528322whys this guy always wearing a hat
China vs Japan next!
>>153528377>>153528238Oops sorry, GBR 4
Japan will want to get some stones in the house if they're to take any points from this end
>>153528359Ngl she's a bit too boney for me, seems uncomfortable
>time-out 3rd endgrim
Why the fuck did denmark not just aim for the middle that was a free point, do i still not understand the rules of gracious CURL ?
>>153528388it's coming off
Always a fun thing that all foreigners have to learn English
>>153528359h-haha ai is crazy nowadays
>>153528387I'm just coping as I delete my stefania folder and reformat.
>>153528428Scoring only 1 is weak, you give back the hammer when you can keep it and attempt to build a strategy that would give you more points in the next end. But it’s easier said than done.
>>153528431based grug Amos
>japs already down fourkek, had this on as background noise and didn't realize it's already pretty much over. poor sayaka...
>>153528359
>>153528219Sure, they'll do that (men's)
>>153528322>>153528359Madeleine is still mine.
>>153528474Sad really.
>>153528428There are no rules, you just watch the nice round shapes gracefully sliding along
lol pathetic canadian sweepers
that chinese lady with the glasses looks like a real taskmaster i hope she's not mean to Jiang
Stefibros?
>>153528466OOoooh, i see that makes sense, thanks for the insight curl connoisseur
What the fuck was that Italy kek
>>153528428if you score, the other team gets the hammer on the next round. hammer means you get to shoot last and is a big advantage. often if a team is only going to win a single point, they'll just go for a 0 round to hold onto hammer advantage. if its close to the end of the game and they can afford it, sometimes they'll even throw a round to give up a single point to get/keep hammer
Rachel and Stefi both fucked up
>>153528535homan did the same thing the round before, not nearly as quick but still a swing and a miss
>>153528322>>153528359he's going to dump her for missing that trust the plan
Stefi can't concentrate with Rebecca Mariani on the team
big chance missed
>>153528322
>>153528504dam, now i feel bad. a japanese qt shedding a tear is a tragedy
>>153528529If you can, watch the finals on Eurosport, the great Thierry Mercier will illuminate you with all kinds of curling secrets and trivia.
>>153528250Apparently they are the bottom-ranked team. But then, we've got three wins and four losses and allegedly it is not yet over for us.
>>153528571rude
Well japan are playing shit
is Yoshimura the baddest milf of the olympics?
Japan missing an easy 2.
shamefur dispray
terrible
>>153528614Bad at throwing stones yeah
>>153528614shes only 3333 is young!
>ad begging for team USA donations>on a paid streaming service run by a billion dollar corporationclown world. cut snoop dog/stanley tucci and donate those millions of dollars instead
>>153528614>she's marriedFUCK
>>153528658USA pays the least for gold medals
>>153528387>As long as Soph is singleI think I saw somewhere that she's married, although I can't find it now.
>>153528695cope
Already halftime for Switzerland-Denmark.Denmark scores 2 this time.2-2.
>>153528322>>153528359
>>153528674it's over for /curl/
Fuck me, Japan are even worse than the Scots
>>153528730Probably false, wrong and incorrect. Pretty sure I heard her say she’s looking for a "decent French gentleman, who knows a lot about curling but never practiced it so I can help him learn gently". I can’t find it now but yeah that was her statement on the matter.
>>153528695US pays out more than germany, netherlands, and japan. they pay out more than twice as much as those canadian cheapskates
>>153528757>mfw my olympics waifus are real people irlthis wasn't supposed to happen
>>153528789kek
>>153528733all these other countries are poor
China scores 3. Nice.Sweden still leads 4-3 however.5th end hasn’t started yet.
if norway loses to canada and italy loses to switzerland US men will still make the semifinal
>>153528648i mean, any woman who has a kid can be a milf of whatever age she is
>>153528881False
>>153528789kek good luck pierre
>>153528648you have been here for long eh
>>153528881this is autism. milf has nothing to do with if you're "literally" a mother, it's an archetypal look. a hot 40 year old who doesn't have children is a milf, while a hot 20 year old with three kids is not a milf
>>153528648According to porn, 29 is teen and 30 is milf
Will GBR try for 2 or keep the hammer?
Curling is the most interesting olympic sport
>>153528958seems biased but I approve it
>Danish girls keep yelling "SEX" while sweeping
Whoa the cute benched italian girl is in, the secret weapon
oh its fucking sensational
c'mon China and Italy!
It's over for the Japs.
>>153528958those weird events running on skiis and shooting guns are probably epic if you're norwegian
>>153529026imagine how much they bully her :(
>>153528939okwell yoshimura looks like a very dignified milf
>>153528953This man is a scientist, take his word for it
>>153528648>33 is young!
These curlers are all on pro teams now
>>153528322shes a devout catholic and does not believe in premarital sex
Soph just had a little burp. Very cute!
Yo
>>153529195So Eve hasn't retired completely from the game.
>>153529195Eve my wife
>>153529215>>153529219She's the GM
>>153529195Marc needs a better team
>>153529260The pro format teams are 10 people, 5 men 5 women4 v 4 Mens4 v 4 Womens2 v 2 Mixed DoublesAll played simultaneouslyBest 2 of 3 wins a round
Nice one
>>153529316perfetto
both 6-1
>>153528881>t. Pornhub
What are the things attached to the handles of the mops?
>>153529462cheat codes
>>153529462The Japanese
>>153529462Stopwatches
>>153529513kek
Only Godzilla can stop this bullying now
>Ella can hit that yellowBit much from the commentator
>>153529574kek
Cute. I’m sad she failed her stones. Will be hard for Italy this end.
>mcanusI can't
Great shot from Japan
The chinese girls sound like they have braces
>>153529603I've heard of mcnuggets but that is just ridiculous
s*otland btfo
nice shot from yoshimura
the chinese are building a wall
italy?
>>153529681replaced deserto
Can’t wait for the big strong Canadians tomorrow. Going to dominate the Norwegian. Total scandi domination from the chads
Bet Tracy is into all kinds of kinky stuff.
>>153529607>>153529620Interesting, but not concerning
Bet Soph is into hugging, handholding, kissing on cheeks and maybe neck sometimes
yoshimura is pure sex
>>153529805Absolutely not. She’s bottom of the barrel for sure. Japan has been obliterated by its Asian counterparts this year.
>>153529722yea no way Canadians will throw this most honorable, humble and simple folk I ever met
>>153529780I can imagine coming home to her and she's made a big roast with all the trimmings...and left me none
>>153529454
>>153528648I fell asleep in my chair and missed the 5th end. age 33
>>153529868kek
>>153529316she never showed amos this kind of approval
>>153529842I would murder every korean for her
>>153529912you won't though
>>153529912It does seem that Nips are lusting on Koreans and vice-versa these days, Būranūdonū.
Stefania NO
>>153529972She looks like a succubus
stefi-bros...
>>153529972I deeply miss ROC.
stefania doesn't know how to curl
>her smile and optimism, gone
>>153530024stupide bitch now Hoeman will advance
>>153529966japs like koreans because they are better looking and koreans like japs because theyre not insane feminists that hate men
i gotta fap at suzume mino
*seething cunt voice* Great judge, guys.
wtf did they come in from the left instead of from the right and knocking that red off the button?
>>153529805Kotani's cuter
>>153530117italy is a northern hemisphere nation, can't curl clockwise
>imagine the handjobs bros
>>153530058Canada has lost against the USA, Switzerland and even GB. Not looking good h2h-wise. Count on the Koreans tomorrow.
Dodds looks like a reformed junkie shoplifter who is now a drug counsellor.
>>153530159you shut your whore mouth
>>153530149i wish Korea is my favourite team
>>153530133That would have been a counterclockwise curl the shot they did make was clockwise
>>153530294>She's right behind me isn't she
>>153530294tighter than the match
>>153530159She looks like if you snuck out to a nightclub when you were 14 and saw your teacher there.
Dodds attempts to be cute, somewhat succeeds
>>153530294Enhance
>>153530294Time is such a cruel mistress.
>>153530477They should wear black sleeves again. I saw none this year.
>>153530477She spent 8 years scowling and her face got stuck like that
<3
Gee Bee too strong.
Mommy is choking today
good job are tarts
What kind of food do you get at the Curling stadium? I am going there on Saturday and the pasta niggas have almost no Restaurants open before the match
>>153530738>today
Damn the Japanese milf looks like she wants to cry
>>153530714do my eyes deceive me, or has Big Sophie really used a zip tie on her ponytail
>>153530294this is rape delete this
Planning of the Japanese team for the rest of the evening: go back inside their bedrooms and cry
>>153530714I would like to relax Morrison
>>153530714that shot by Rebecca this morning turned me on, I find her attractive now
>>153530854theres a more honourable option
>>153530751Be a refined tourist and just eat McDonald’s or something typical of the sort.
Are the summer Japanese cuter than the winter ones?
>>153530751I'm sure they'll have chicken tendies for $20 somewhere.
it’s been great watching these two skips facing off, shame stefi’s friend was replaced, this could’ve been a preview of a medal match
>>153530854Summon Godzilla to wreak terrible revenge
Italy steals 1
>>153530910no.The winter are ALWAYS more attractive.except maybe Volleyball, Archery, and Shooting.
Throwable game, embarrassingly enough
Sweden has defeated China 9-4.
My stefania <3>>153530908There is none in Cortina I already looked lmao
>brazilian tv saying Canadians are dirty cheaters exposed by the always honest Swedes, booing the Canadian team and singing the Italian anthem
I'm hoping for a dane fuck up.
>>153530751probably gravy with fries
>>153530994based
The chinese must now pay with their bodies
KO
Sweden numba wan.
>>153531015I still find it funny that there are Brazilians who care about curling. I said your factoid about X thousands of people watching the game the other day, it surprised my interlocutors.
>>153531020they chickened out
>>153530998quite the connoisseur chapeau
Big fan of Mathilde Halse
>>153530751go here they do the meme spelling
>>153531086They sure did, I'm curious what could have happened now.
Thanks to the Italians, I've become aware that Fila is still a brand that exists. Is Reebok still around too? Are the 90's still with us?
>>153531110Nicest ass here, not sure why no one hornyposts her
>>153531137my gf has some asics trainers
>can't curl because of tuberculosisholy shit Italy really is a 3rd world country
>>153531063That is NOT oly athlete quality sleep
>>153531110She has deceptively large boobs I've noticed, or larger than you'd expect.
>>153531137>he isn't starterjacketmaxxing
>>153531145She’s aged. Also I’m not too much into asses because I’m 1000% Huwhite.
>>153531137I like the Italian's Fila t-shirts.
>>153531163
>>153531137Fila made a huge comeback. It had become a cheap dumpster fire label but they are back with their 90s style. I love it
>>153531137Fila is Korean now.
>>153531067We left Curling behind, we're now a Ski Jumping nation.
>>153531161>she's unvaxxedvgh she's perfect
WOMEN CURLING KEK
>The very ugly — confirmed by many — Elena Mathis FAILS a stone — not the first time this has happened! Despicable and very wrong!
Mathis deserves a spanking for that>Canada misses right after
>women
I'm thinking, 6 5-4 teams behind Sweden
>>153531252well to be fair none of her teammates can sweep for shit
>>153531015Based yellow-and-blue jersey people
is there a gas leak in the arena?
I hope our girls can make it.
>>153531388Miskew has a great body on her for someone pushing 40.
>>153531113>nip foodI am going to italy. I‘m meeting cheese pizza and pasta with tomato sauce
I'm ridin spinners
Damn great shot Homan
:(((((((((((
What if you accidentally kick or hit a stone? Or are they held in place with magnets so that doesn't happen?
>>153531454there are like 400 hotels here but no food what a strange little town
can nobody stop this entitled country
>>153531538we are unbeatable
does germany have a curling team?i wanna hear proper german from cute frauleins not this harsh swiss version
>>153531565They at least did
>>153531561yea we probably gonna choke If we meet you again, god damn I fucking hate that cunt Jacobs
>>153530714>the moment they see that huge knob
>>153531454>I‘m meeting cheese pizzaMoooods
Women are in too.
I bet $100 on Italy tying it
stupid stream shit the bed and I missed the ending
>>153531655>god damn I fucking hate that cunt Jacobsdid he do something? I thought kennedy was public enemy #1
>>153530751I wonder what our curling events haveProbably a truck that sells poutine
italy really thinks they can get three?rude, you already blew it
Are there ski hills in Brazil?Like in the southern german part
>>153531137I bought a 10 pack of fila socks at costco for like $20
>>153531841nope
>Viktor Kjäll
>>153531228welcome to first world status
>>153531863>italians live here and pretend they're poor
cam on italy
>>153531448She is literally an Olympian.
>>153531504One of the Americans accidentally kicked a stone in the match against Great Britain, and they just put it back like sane, rational people. What they didn't do is become aggressive and start telling everyone to eff off.
>>153531804just ticks me off, seems like an arrogant bastard, I despise people working in marketing and insurance
STEFI!!!
Extra end
Nice shot, extra end.
>>153531504It’s a foul, which I think means your last shot gets removed from the game.
is curling sudden death a gacha game like judo?
come on stef
>>153531977>I despise people working in marketing and insuranceyeah me too but it seems like every curling fag does rich people shit >also
HOLY LETS GO STEFF
I love Stefi so much.
>>153531958
anyone have a better stream? olystreams is dying
>>153531675Who? Marc Kennedy?
>>153531728lol, i would lose that
Holy shit my goddess>>153531863Shit it’s going to be pretty dark when I drive back through the mountains..
Stefi did great, Canada in shambles as usual
uh oh leafbros
>>153532038streamed pk is somehow working better today
>>153532022fuck I kneel
It's alright, we have the hammer
so did the danes just missed their last stone and there was no need for the swiss to throw theirs? my stream died
>>153532134Sometimes if there's not enough stones for them to score enough to win its an automatic concession/loss
>>153532012always the same shit just wish curling would be more popular in Europe
>>153532155Pål Trulsen likes to tell a story where some opponent insisted they play on even though it was mathematically impossible for them to win.Trulsen told them "How about I head down to the pub and you can just tell me how it went later?"
>italia chant died on the vineit's over
>>153532337It petered out
are there any female coaches?
it's over
Lucky nails
well italy it was a nice try
Did the streams just die?
;(
Fucking just got it.
>>153532065>>153532062it is a great day for canada, and therefore, the world :)
Ah fuck you're kidding millimetres in it
You shat the bed Italy
fug my stream died, fucking illuminati, canada always cheats
Zzzzzzz
Lmao now that was a close game!gg Canada
Italian wife anons its over
>>153532486sh-she's coming back for 2030 right?>75 fileswhat the fuck am i supposed to do with this
Leafs survive....for now.
>>153532464you should embrace your heritage something is going wrong
>Italy and Denmark loses>Canada and Switzerland winsEvil wins today, but tomorrow the sun will shine again
that's some proper curling m8
>>153532496Surely the curling world championships
>>153532532They all lose to GODsselbourg anyway
Last day of round robin tomorrow.
>>153532556there are no threads for that
>>153532622you can do it anon Just put her in the OP and you can bet your ass some people will flock to it
>>153532556>65 dollars for a half season passbit pricey innit
>>153532682LGT?
>>153532681In my country no one uses /sp/ after the Olympics.
>>153532804That's just blatantly false!
>>153532706molto buona
>>153532804>>153532914No it's true I can confirm
>>153530998>>153531091Hard agree. I was thinking about which sport could I add since this was posted. Pole Vault would be the answer.
>US Women'swin and we're in I believe?we have H2H W over Korea vs Canada but we've got to take down the Swiss fooook
>>153533210still get in if GB also loses I think but they play Italy so
>>153533210Canada and Korea are playing each other so a win gets you through
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>>153533210Who /Korea/ tomorrow here?
>>153533618I will drink a whole box of soju in their honor if they beat Team Hoeman
>>153533421what caused that reaction?
>>153533421>>153533819i bet her gigachad bf was there
>>153533819>>153535400correct, it was me
>>153533766favorite soju flavor? got a bottle of peach for the women's free skate tomorrow but I'm new to it
>>153536131what caused this reaction?
