USAUSAUSAUSA>>153534475
Laffs and Nucks fans are the biggest losers today.
FLYHIGHJEW BOYYEAH
ggs SwedenUSA USA USA USA USA USA
Raymond carried the team. Shame they only had two other players to step up and help. Everyone else was dead weight for Sweden
FREEEEEBIIIIRD
Im sorry but soccer is clearly superior to this and tackleball. Who the fuck watches this clown show? this is hardly a sportIt looks like some bullshit grade school children come up with in the last 15 minutes of recess
USAUSAUSAUSA
USA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA
Sweden pls
>>153535677>Amerimutt>Apologies before making niggerbrained takeWe do not speak of Povertyball or Niggercollision here.
do swedes enjoy coal? obviously precious gems and metals do not appeal to them
Whens the next games happening? Hope they aren't as early so I can actually watch them
jenkki
>>153536055On Friday. Canada has the early game, America has the afternoon game. NBC cucked us.
>>15353605520 February 20260400 EST
we're just gonna fucking lose to canada aren't we
>>153536929You know it.
>>153536929Silver was always the goal
knights fans eating good bro's rip hertl
>>153536929Of course. Get fucked.
>got work on Friday starting at 3FUCK
>>153536929certainly are
>>153536929we deserve it because you posted tranime
high speed chase!>>153536857>>153536857>>153536857
How to beat the leafs? Ground and pound?
with jews, clutch overtime goalsit doesn't rhyme but it appears to be true anyway
>>153537014holy shit it's connor bedard
conquered by jeets kek
dumb refs almost cost us
>>153537042The penalty kill feels like the only real Achilles heal. You Finns better get your chirps up and try to draw as many penalties as you can.
>>153537080How do you celebrate with 6 guys on the ice lol
>>153537090>you're not as good as a player as your father was, and at least he could take a punch
Good news just keeps coming. A group of adult monkeys have accepted and adopted baby punch!! He was abandoned by his mother and taking this stuffed monkey with him everywhere to snuggle with but he has a family now!! :D
>>153537080sall good
>>153536929we love canada here
>>153537080Did he know they had 8 though?
we might have two canada vs usa games for gold, nice
>>153537129They didn't. They celebrated with 7.
>>153537164Business idea: mixed teams
>>153537157i don't mind canadians except the french ones
>>153537179AYAYAYAAYAAAAAA
>>153537042Our defense is really off.The main weakness of the canadian team is always that they don't practice together until right before the olympics, so there's always an achilles heel in team synergy. Our offense is tight because they got to spend the group stages practicing it. But our defense basically sat on their thumbs this past week and now that we're facing strong teams it's showing that the defensive teamwork just isn't there yet, and just the overall coordination in our zone is weak.Just apply pressure. If you can find ways to put the puck in our zone you'll find your shots. The Czechs were deliberately playing to this in the 2nd period and it really worked for them.
>gary made the call for canada to int against some literal who>lets the usa off scot freeI see your cringe tricks, Gary.
>>153537179Don't you guys have Louisiana?
Hillary Knight is a dyke. A FUCKING DYKE! My life is OVER!
>>153537194Forcibly assimilated
>>153537194there's like a few thousand french speaking cajuns left and most americans will live their entire life without even seeing any
>>153537202Any tips for us?
>>153537194How come he don't want us man?
>>153537209Don't eat the yellow snow.
>>153537215I looked into this, basically he gets paid more and access to better training. can't say I blame him, id betray all of you cunts for like $30
mitchie won
>>153537185I enjoyed reading your hockey thoughts.
>>153537242saw this earlier in another thread, laughed my ass off.
Where's that swede faggot that was talking shit in the last thread? I want to laugh at him
The first /hoc/ thread that will be totally Swedeless
>>153537256How did we get away with this?
>>153537215these should be the hockey uniforms
>>153537272rothschilds
Do canadians have lead pipes like flyovers?
ikea? more like uhhh i-idiots haha because they lost
>only good part of canada speaks frenchkek
Reminder these games are all completely pointless with the guaranteed semi-finals competitor banned.
More of a women's cross country skiing nation it seems
>>153537286Cope and seethe faggot that gold medal is ours LMAO
>Rulik stated that he believes the officials were afraid to call penalties against Canada.>“I just don’t get it. I feel like everyone is afraid to call anything against Canada. We were basically playing against six players. I don’t want to make excuses, and no one has to agree with me, but the video backs me up.”is this nigga for real
>>153537297I don’t think even you believe that tho
a swede walks into a bar in quebec "hey guys, im looking for the gay bar. is this it?"the bartender laughs"mon ami, we are in quebec. every bar is a gay bar!"
>>153537295It'd be fun to watch guys like Ovi and Malkin still playing, while Kucherov and Kaprizov put up points. But they really aren't much better than the Czechoslovak teams.
>>153537209eat burger
>>153537297>Siri..Which Olympic team is Pete Doeber coaching on?Yeah better luck in 2030 bitch
crazy to think the russians took malkin but canada left crosby at home
>>153537295This.
>>153537299He'd fit in well on /sp/
Which teams do you think will hit the ground running and get hot next week and which do you foresee being crippled?
>>153537295b-but i was told this was best-on-best and thus invalidates the last 3+ decades of the NHL or something, you're telling me russia isn't even there?
Together forever
>>153537343The Penguins miracle run is over.
>>153537297calm down saaaar
>>153537090Only thing Rantanen seems to do is fake for penalties so maybe he is useful this time. But anyways it looks like our lightning paced hoc only comes good against top teams and it looks like Pendo has sacrificed some games to practice for the big games. So it's interesting if he is going to nail it now.
>>153537349
>>153537299They do this shit all the time when Canadians or Americans whip them.
>>153537295they can stop their doping and warring at any moment they wish (they can't, slav brains too tiny)
bros. today was crosby's last olympic game.
>>153537356Holy shit, I am an Eagle.
Olympic hockey is such a fucking meme, and I have no idea why you redditors jerk yourselves off over this shit. Round robin play was a fucking joke and having elimination games going straight to 3v3 OT is such trash. At least the 2016 Gary Bowl leaned into the memes and didn't take itself seriously like the IOC cucks. 2022 and 2018 was better than this cuck shit.
>>153537327The Schafer snub will age just as bad. 10 years from now people will be mentioning in sheer disbelief how Parayko and Travis sanheim bumped him off a roster spot not knowing it was just as ridiculous for those of us living thru it live in 2026
>>153537355Rantanen has all the reason to injure MacKinnon, Makar, or McDavid if Finland starts losing. I hope he remembers that.
>>153537356>opportunistic scavengers checks out
>>153537377He'll have a shift like Stamkos did in the bubble to cement himself into the Gold medal game.
>>153537383It’s just bread and circuses. As though foreign policy is made or broken upon these games. Remember the dipshits holding up Greenland flags? There’s a mental illness epidemic in the world.
>>153537388As if he isn't already thinking about that right now. Dirty piece of shit.
>>153537384okay, bud
I put a lot of thought into that joke
10:40 am est3:10 pm est
>>153537346>you're telling me russia isn't even there?Nope, the leaves banned them.
>>153537421Translate this into finland time
Czechnyia cheated and still couldnt beat Canada
jewbros we literally cant stop winning
>>153537405I’m not your buddy, pal
>>153537296Our cross country women are going to beat the entire nation of america in the medal table
>>1535374217:40 am PST12:10 pm PST
>>153537438they're an hour ahead of milan
>scoreless minor league draws
do people still drive volvos? i feel like i haven't seen one in awhile
>>153537469They're slightly more relevant than Nokia
We have a tendency to over-perform as an underdog so I'm feeling quite confident. See you on day of the rake
>>153537469subaru has taken over the boomer yuppie market
why did gary do it sisterswhy did make the call to canada to take the fallno way you have that talent pool and then almost lose to swedes. not convinced
>>153537479you have a tendency to losing to canada
>>153537478Volvo is a luxary SUV brand nowadays
>>153537377today was crosby's last game
leafs should and will feel nervous
>>153537521this kind of language will get you detained by CSIS bro
>>153537402Anon the Soviet Union collapsed because of this
>>153537519Gudas doing the Lord's work.
>>153537521Truly. You know the Finns haven’t had access to mark stone since he put that dirty hit on Miro.
>>153537421>scheduled rigged for americans
russia won though>>153537383it's the only cope left for canjeets who have been cucked out of their precious stan lee by hated americans for over 3 decades straight
>>153537469my cousin weighs like 90 pounds and drives an XC90
who left the door to the thread open again?
>>153537499Stop asking questions.>>153537548Not hockey.
>>153537548You sound incredibly dumb.
>>153537548Weren't they pivoting to China two weeks ago?
>>153537574They were until they saw what they did to their coke
>>153537558Its still the most sold car brand in Sweden, selling out to a failing Ford was a massive mistake
Evening /hoc/
>>153537607He’s turning into Martin Short
>>153537607>sex eyeswould if i was drunk/10
>>153537548would be insanely kino if the americans are banned and russia takes their place in the semis
USA USA USA
>>153537558is he cute?
>>153537638me on the right
It smells like shit in here, who just took a canada?
>>153537623kek
>>153536929Yes. And Tchackuk is gonna be the reason why. Screencap this
>>153537640s-she and i'm not going to answer this. I have an answer but I'm not sharing it.
>>153537640>>153537657
>>153536971>knights fans eating good bro's rip hertlwhat did i miss bro
>>15353765790 lbs is tiny, are you guys southeast asian or something
>>153537185Yeah but the quality of players is such I understand they can risk on that. The thing with Finland is that we only practiced to play big boy hoc so we look shit against swiss and slovakia. The thing is only going to come good against Sweden, Canada and USA.
>>153537657I think anon has a crush for his cousin :)
>>153537683the twittersphere zoomers need to bring back the silence brand crab back
>>153537678canes fan
just think...matthews hasnt even had his moment yet.
>>153537672No she's just smol.>>153537694wrong division
lol
Free bird
>>153537712many people are saying this
>>15353771028 is a little old for marchy isnt it
>>153537712
>>153537710And then everyone stick tapped
>>153537712I accept
why didn't sweden just shoot the puck bros
>>153537635This post smells like fear desu
>>153537756They did, and they missed
>>153537712Bbq at your place?
swedecucks were fine, but they got goalied
>>153537388Kinnunen is his best friend so he is not going hurt him. Some other players might have that duty if needs to be done.
ngl ending a elimination game on a 3 v 3 is p. gay
>>153537768Yeah
>>153537804
>>153537804Losing a 3v3 is super gay>Freddie Mercury riding a unicorn Gay
business idea:IIHF determines initial seeding double elimination last two teams with two losses play for bronzepossible two game series for the gold medal game if the team with one loss wins the first game
Fair warning if the U.S. wins gold I’m going to be very insufferable for quit some time perhaps for ever.
Why does it feel like olympic teams dont get a proper offensive zone setup and instead just try to yeet the puck in at any opportunity? Im assuming its because the short amount of time to drill
>>153537804been saying it for years, if you're going to do 3 on 3 for an elimination game then either have it be an entire 10 minutes or up to a certain score sudden death 3v3 is absurd in a once every four years tournament
>>153537817The Interns can submit this, but they can't promise anything
>>153537834>1980
>>153537840Maybe that's why Russia doesn't want to play at the Olympics anymore
kwab
>he said the stakes are too high, and I think he just doesn't get what high stakes are for
if crosgod ded then no olympics ever again, book it
I wish I didn’t have to wage today since the games seem like so much fun
>>153537815trb getting ridden by bud gay
I hate to say it, I’ll probably regret it, but I like the Hughes bros now
>>153537856The last real tourny.
>>153537871Slavery is a choice
if crosgod is dead then god hates fagskwab go flames
>>153537838It does seem like the plan of every team is>Dump puck in>Get possession (if possession is not acquired skip to step 5)>Rotate to the point>Shoot at the first halfway viable lane that presents itself>Exit the zoneSo really every team is just Carolina.
>>153537887fair, i believe the 1993 stanley cup was the last real cup since every cup after that was tainted by gary
I too smoke before/during/after stressful games.
>>153537834>going to be
>>153537893Because the 2014 team abused those steps to gold.
>>153537800The US was a touch better along the wall too.
>>153537915>a fag smoking a fag
>>153537917Yes
>>153537931My marners have the it factor.
>>153537931the shit factor
>>153537931Vegas just stays winning
>>153537931marner had the advantage in OT considering he was invisible all game
So how many more leaves get murdered out of the lineup?
>Team Canada is expected to have an update on Sidney Crosby on Thursday.he ded
>>153537985as long as he maintains semen retention he will be back for sunday
>>153537931All-star game may have been canceled but marner still got his skills competition goal
>>153537990Gudas forced him to coom
fugghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwDOFvdFaao
crosby is going to the farm
Women's curling was unironically more interesting than hockey today
>>153538022gay
>>153538010>he was getting hit left and right blahYou don't get special treatment
>>153537985What time
gudas is a bitch ass motherfucker and i'm glad he's gone
you have been blessed by based drippy jewyou will have gold medal dreams if you post 'thank you based drippy jew '
prayers up for sidney. im hearing he may never have a prostate orgasm again.
>>153537817it used to work kind of like this
what on earth was hedman doing to get himself injured in practice
>based>jew
>>153537688Why is there blue on the sharks head?
>>153538060giving hed to men
>>153538067much like trb
>>153538052okay, gary
>>153538027We don't sign our posts here
>>153538052All I see is a quitter.
>>153538079I was signing yours for you
Canada is gay and has AIDS
[SAD NEWS]: Sidney Crosby reportedly ejaculated in his 20 year old jock after he was crushed by Necas and Gudas which not only ruins his lucky strap but breaks his unprecedented 38 year semen retention streak. Early reports imply he is hanging up his skates and retiring from the public eye due to the shame.
Stand at blue line pass puck to mcdavid who is in flight mode
>>153537295Agreed this tournament gets an asterisk because no Russia. We’ve had five best-on-best olympics. Canada won 3 golds and choked in the other 2.
>>153538044unspecified
>>153538060i wonder if this could have been the work of the italian ice
>>153538105im gonna need a cigarette after reading this
>>153538100only half true
>>153538105>38 year semen retention streakI kneel godsby
>>153538109asterisk because a team that constantly underperforms and didnt even medal with prime ovi malkin and datsyuk weren't allowed to play (yes it's gay and they should be there but still)
>>153538114Well fuck them then
>I can still feel the puck -_-be the puck, /hoc/>focus...
>>153538075Who is trb?
>>153538156Be like water
this tournament gets an asterisk for being extra legitimate
>>153538165>>153538165>>153538165
>>153538156>>153538157>>153538165you enjoyin bud1404?
>>153538168You said nothing about Matthew Tkachuk being hurt doing the 4 nations final last year
>>153538185Who is bud??
Let’s just Crosby us hood to go for the penguins first game back next Thursday
I'm glad once all the games are said and done we can get back to real /hoc/ culture like taking about semen and making fun of trb
>>153538168If Russia were serious about ice hockey, they wouldn't have started a war >price of fucking stardom, Vladimir
shit games
>>153538195the guy who beat you
>>153538228My fathers name wasn't bud???
Who the fuck names their kid "Bud"?>I ask you....
Imagine Mikko gets a hat trick in the 3rd period again. The seething would be historic
>>153538189didnt he get hurt by fighting like a retard?
>>153538257we get it wrong sometimes, but rarely
what the fuck
>>153538284me on the left
>GIVE ME TOO MUCH MAN CHECKIA
>laff fans and Canada shit on Marner constantly>he’s even a joke in this very gen>now everyone’s kneeling for Marnera OT 3v3 goal is all it took?
i'm sorry to report this, but sweden will not medal in men's ice hockey at the olympics
>>153538284
>>153538311Someone other than McDavid's line showed up for once. It's like an eclipse
>>153538311sorry, still calling them marners
>>153538311stop being retarded
>>153538311All these games are legacy building moments. It's up to the players to seize it.
Czechnia had 8 men in the ice and brutally sttacked Crosby and took him out of the game and they still couldnt win
>>153538332crosby was nearly a bum before he won our hearts with the golden goal
>>153538284I'm calling legit
>>153538317*Celebrinis line
He’s done
>>153538333Most of their line isn’t in the nhl
>>153538333czeched and truthpilled
I saw pack of Czechs surround Crosby in a back alley
>>153538348Instead most of their line was on the ice
>>153538333You're telling me Crosby couldn't take on 8 men at once?
>>153538345Thank you Czechia!
Who will replace Crosby in the lineup?
>>153538373Whoever their extra forward is
>>153538373me, hold on to your butt
>>153538373Johnston the human PP goal glitch and dive like crazy
>>153538377Lmao that could have been Bedard but Crosby doesnt like him
>>153538373kucherov
Can'tnada struggled mightily today and looked like the frauds that true /hoc/ fans have seen since Gary Cup '25 when they got humiliated in Montreal
>>153538387bedussy bros...wasnt he injured though
>>153538389All of the teams left should be able to draft one Russian.
>>153538373scott gomez
>wilson gets in fight with irrelevant frenchie>loses >crosby gets headhunted >Wilson does nothing Why’d they bring him again? This tourney has only embarrassed him
>>153538404wilson is scared of gudas and his manly beard
>>153538373Rick Nash
What was wrong with hedman? How did he get hurt in the warm ups?
>majority of international refs are Canadiangame was rigged from the start
my sabres heems your gay team
>Canadas cope for losing will be that a 38 year old got hurtSad
>>153538404That fraud got leveled by Kempe when they played LA in the third period and didn't do shit. Kempe sent his ass flying into the bench
>>153538430they rigged against canada though
>>153538430Now you know how Kings fans feel when they play Refmonton
>>153535594IT'S COMING HOME!!!
I don’t follow this sport at all and only watched a couple games today. Please explain garyposting
I was so excited the last 5 minutes of the Czech and Canada game, I thought we were all gonna shit post all day laughing at Canada.
Why didnt refs stop those 8 Chechznians from attacking Crosby?
>>153538477gary is the king and we are his loyal peasantry hope that helps
Crosby was RAPE okay, he’s a VICTIM
>>153538477watched >>153538491 take the garyknotwe love gary here
>>153538477Gary is the corrupt Jew who runs the sports most popular league and is running it in the ground in an attempt to make the sport more appealing to women, numales, fags, and minorities.
>he sent 16 czechoslovakians out on the ice, the guy was a professional hockey coach
>>153538501Compared to NBA, MLB and NFL commissioners I fucking love Gary
>Crosby out>Team Canada openly admits to MacKinnon playing injured so Finns know to target him >Marchand playing injured>Morissey out>Bennett sucks >McDavid sucks >playing the tougher opponent before they’re even lucky enough to face the US What went wrong?
>>153538515>What went wrong?my islanders missing the playoffs on 04/17/2022
KWABDavid just needs more help
>>153538515They took garbage like Sanheim and Parayko over Ol' Crosseyes and Bud's Newest Crush
>USA gets a free ride to at least silverLol
>>153538496>RAPE [...] VICTIMwe call those trbs around here
>>153538515Trump paid the right people this year
>>153537515Edward Cullin drives one
>>153538525Don't sleep on the Slovaks. They got this far for a reason
>>153538515Finland set the ball in motion by throwing their first game, but Canada fell for the trap of being 1st seed.
>>153538522We've never seen a prospect like Matthew Schaefer
>>153538515Do the Czechs not have the better record against Canada?
>>153538537>got a free ride from beating the Germans
>>153538522>Bud's Newest Crushtrb is jealous
>>153538525Finland is basically a free ride this year too .
>>153538515Canada is a fake country
>>153538554You would 100% play Slovakia over Finland if given the option puhhlease
>>153538567Idk Czechoslovakians like to cheat
Still want to know the fucking cunt who did this
the olympics pale in comparison to the rich history, prestige and tradition of the 4 Nations Face-Off™
Someone needs to Nancy Kerrigan JT Miller
>>153538583So you concede my Dallas Finns don’t cheat? Thankyouverymuch we are done here
>>153538584I read it’s because of the timing of the closing ceremony
>>153538584the closing ceremony is only going to be an hour after the 20 round shootout finale
>>153538584nah early game weekend games are kino
>>153538584blame homo skating. everything got moved around to appease the millions of normies that actually view that shit over anything else
>>153538501They always promote this trash because they think it shields them. it doesn't.
1404 days
>>153538599>>153538600Who gives a shit about the closing ceremony I didn’t even know that was a thing until the 2024 Olympics. Who the fuck watches that shit?
>>153538618It's actually been 11,942 days.
>>153538477Gary is the NHLs beloved one and only commissioner. He's grown the game into what it is today and generally knows what's best unlike the schizos here who can't even skate .
Olympic SemifinalsCanada -520 (-1.5, -178) Total of 5.5Finland +385 (+1.5, +144)Canada implied win probability: 84%USA -850 (-1.5, -260) Total 5.5 O -130Slovenia +570 (+1.5, +205)USA implied win probability: 89%Prices via Fanduel
Team US of A has reunited Hughes and JT Miller. They probably talk shit about Pettershit
>>153538642>gamblingShut the fuck up
Why are they worried about the events ending before the closing ceremony, when they had several events before the opening ceremony?
>>153538642Wait, is the US up against Slovakia or Slovenia?
>>153538641Thank you based Gary for never letting Can'tnadians win the Cup
>>153538650what medals were awarded before the opening ceremony
>>153538652I think he meant Slovensko
>>153538652We are against all of Europe. And we will win.
>>153538667my dick in your butt. Congrats! You won the gold!
>>153538684
Tonight of all nights I can’t find my Ace of Base cd
>>153538684trb also won this type of gold medal back on 04/17/22
>>15353864275% chance NA leaves the tourney undefeated
I'm so fucking sad I didn't bet more on Finland when it dipped to 1c on the last 5 minutes. Could've gotten a 7x return, and I knew that there was a high probability of Finland making a comeback, especially against something like Switzerland.I'm going to cry in a year or so like in every video game I trade in that I didn't abuse the early wild west, aren't I...
>>153538642wow I love gambling thanks Gary
your comissioner is a kike? lmao
>>153538705Why do you think we boo him?
>>153538642>fanduelgooning instead of kalshimaxxing
i am a little suspicious of people from ohio
>>153538704>gary betman...
>>153538726People that don't live by the sea are subhuman
>>153538711Because you're cringe
>>153538700there are thousands of retards who bet switzerland and are going to lose their house tomorrow
>>153538736You will become a refugee when the ice caps melts What's more subhuman then that?
hockey more like goypuck kekruled by a hated kike
>>153538750Two more weeks and Al Gore is right
I think Finland has a better chance at beating Canada than the US.
you're going to drown in jeets 1000x sooner than any global warming will impact anyone
>>153538766Ummm, it's "Climate Change" now, chud.
>>153538757We own gary, actually. More people need to realize this.
What was your favorite goal today? Mine was whatever that player was that tip it fivehole right in front of the net. Don't remember who it was, but that was nice.
>>153538780>We own gary, actuallyqrd?
>>153538792I didn't watch I was just posting in here.
>>153538795You no buy jersey, gary no make money. You no buy ticket, gary gets sad and suicidal.
>>153538766I'm more afraid of what happens when we reach America-tier demographics. 60% of this country being viably non-white sounds horrific.
Canada will not win another stan lee for another 33 years
>hockey
aren't we supposed to be facing off the US in semi? why the schedule change?
Yes trb, we get it you're an Israel defenderam yisrael chai or whatever, never again etc
>>153538811>trb still can't read a bracketKWAB
>>153538811That was never possible after we seeded 1st and 2nd
>>153538807Jeets are far worse than mexicans. You're already worse than America demographically.
I hope the final ends up being Finland-Slovakia so we don't have to hear the inevitable political garbage when its canada-us
>>153538811
Yes trb, we get ityou got yourself a British VPN
>>153538822Go ahead and fire up NHL25 and you can have your dream. You know it will be USA/canada in both men and women and the talking heads will bring up politics, sex, faggotry, dykism and connor mcdavid during both games.
>>153538811>Why are the main protagonists of the story meeting in the championship?Why would Gary(pbuh) have it any other way?
>>153538792I got to high and forgot them all
>>153538831>faggotry>connor mcdavidok, redundant.
>>153538811They rigged it for ratings.
whats a trb
>>153538818It was never possible when the pools were "created", desu.
>>153538849
>>153538858Terribly retarded Briton
>>153538864imagine the firm, yet yielding grip his lips have as you thrust harder and harder and tell him to eat his banana because he is low on potassium! Oh, to be an NHL trainer.
>you are all Indians.or sumthin>I will post about Stanley cups due to my lack of international achievements Is this all we're going to get for the next few days ?
>>153538699Going by these meme odds, Canada-Slovakia: 9%, Finland-USA: 14%, Finland-Slovakia: 2%
>Jeets are far worse than mexicans.
>lose at the most precious competition of hockey every single year for over 3 decades striaght>try to cope with international exhibitions kek
>>153538878you watch dudes on TV skate around and play a child's game just like the rest of us. Act accordingly.
>>153538811Why would the 1st seed play the 2nd seed in a non final game you retard
>>153538878
The 2016 NHL World Cup of Hockey, now that was a hockey tournament.
>>153538820>>153538883Honestly I've never known either enough to tell you the difference so I would feel bad weighing in here. Either way they are both incompetent enough to create shit hole countries
Trying to decide which team I trade celebrini and wright to after my franchise playthrough. Both are going to want 10M+ since they are both in triple digit points halfway through the season, but I can't afford them because EA's faggot-ass salary cap isn't adjusting by 6 gorillion like gary's is. This is tough.
They'd kill for it.It Represents Canada Itself.Their Sporting Holy Grail
>>153537697>Trusting a laff
>Czechia has a more recent gold than USA in hockey
National teams are always shit compared to the best clubs. International hockey is mickey mouse shit, especially when you ban russia.
>>153538806>shoot from everywhere>is a net-front/slot merchantI don't get it
>>153538934Nevermind Russia, the fact that power house Japan isn't even in consideration is a fuckin' joke.
>>153538938Those are his orders for the people he passes to
Why do Canada and USA have such overwhelming odds when there seems to be a lot of RNG in these games? It's not like chess where you win almost every single time if you're stronger.
>>153538924This is seriously one of the most powerful relics ever, if we ever became a nuclear wasteland the future archeologists would all be seeking out the Stanley Cup, they couldn't find it though and people would legitimately wonder if it ever existed but everyone would want it too. There would be a Indiana Jones movie in 2055 where he finds the Stanley Cup but then loses it to traps as it slips from his fingers. A major Hockey based religion would spring forth in Canada saying that whomever finds The Cup would be the next messiah and the man prophesized to lead the people to the promised land.
>Assuming every team has the same odds to win the NHL, the odds that no Canadian team won from 1993 until present is roughly 0.037% or 1 in 2700Are Canadian teams just bad?
>>153538903JEN saved
>>153538949Europoors have lost every single game and the semi odds are generous IMO
>>153538949Because Finland and Slovakia are shit
>>153538924>>153538959Reminder strippers have pissed in the cup
Soooooooon
>>153538977TIL i am the stanley cup
>>153538959Gary melted the original cup down for shekels, the cup these days is made of cardboard and tinfoil so it wont be able to survive a nuclear war sadly
didn't watch, how did finland comeback after down 2-0?
how are the kings chances now that fiala is kill?
>Given equal odds between teams, canada statistically should have won 7 La Coupe Stanleys from 1993 until the present daythis is nuts
i think the funniest and most cucked thing is they have to downplay how elite and sacred and cool the stanley cup is because they haven't won it in over 3 decadesthey'd be spamming the /sp/ catalog about how much better it is than every other sport's trophy on a regular basis if they owned it, but they haven't owned it in a very long time
>>153538949There's some RNG in team sports in general compared to shit like chess, but the odds are still relevant, evident by the fact that certain countries are consistently at the top. Obviously if the final was best of 5 or something the odds would become increasingly more relevant since randomness holds more value in a singular game
>>153539000The fact that they couldn't get it done in 2020 with gary's faggot division bullshit makes it even funnier.
>>153538992very carefully
Friendly reminder, if you’re from Seattle we don’t want you rooting for the US. Root for Canada. kthxbai- real Americans
>>153539026what if they live in that retarded sector they tried to secede in a few years back?
>>153538992Legend has it Seb slipped everyone some Pervitin in the 2nd
usa won
>>153538605lol what are you talking about, figure skating is trivial to schedule around and isn't even running at that point
Boo America. Boo!
>>153539044No. Boo YOU!
ok, but what about prior to 93? surely canadians won it most of the time since it's their national sport and their holy grail, right?
So if the USA were to hypothetically win gold in hockey ( first gold in 46 years) they won't post about it because the Stanley Cup is more important right ?
One of these days the puck is going to drop for the last time bros
>>153539060who gives a shit?
>>153539060before gary came along a canadian franchise won it 7 times in 10 years
>S-so, lemme get dis straight ok? So you can't be happy and post here because I get my ASS BLASTED any time someone posts 1993 OK! FUCK!!!!kwab. 1993.
Filip Chytil update
>>153539075/pol/ browns escaping their containment board
>>153539075it has geosportlitical implicationssurely canada was very good prior to 93 right?
>>153539086Again. Who gives a shit?
>>153539082Sad
i'm liking this gary yid, he seems to make people i dont like seethe very hard
>>153539072Nothing like having the two most important awards in hockey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srlunJrlLKU
>>153539100gary embraces the seethe. people would boo the FUCK out of him at the draft and he just soaked it up. It's died off in recent years since mostly paid actors are the ones in crowd, but it's an nice memory.
>>153538994Lost a top three, Ol' Corey Pretty gonna need to do some heavy lifting.
>>153539109gary's grip over the league is stronger than everthe players union wouldnt dare walkout again
>>153539082Just give it up already
Do I: >wake up early and work from home or>wake up later and go to the office
>>153539121How do I get a wfh cozy job?
>>153539114*checks fantasy roster*, oh, would you look at that?
>>153539121You dont want to watch the usa vs canada womens gold medal game?
>>153539121wake up early and take the day off or better yet just have claude code do your fake email job
>>153539026>>153539037Imagine being such a pussy lmao just move there it's not hard
i'm gonna guess before this graph even gets made, canada won most of its stan lees during the plumberpuck era
>>153539146>just move thereNo. I'm fine.
>>153539141I have a lot of work to do because of the financial year ending
>>153539121who cares you have an email job
>>153539121Depends what kind of retard job you have
>>153539121Any job that doesn't require you to be physically present is just jew daycare so you might as well work from home
Avs cups count as leaf Ws
>>153539150>I hate being an American and America until it's inconvenient P U S S Y USSY
>>153539169Go cry about your political opinions somewhere else queer-bait.
>>153539177You're the one who started crying lmfaooooPUSSSYYYY HAVING A MELTY AHAHAHAAHA
bawk
>mild
God, I'm trying intermittent fasting for lent to drop a few, and not eating is rough. Anyone who successfully cut here that has tips for appetite suppression?
>>153539205Youre a fag
>>153539205just stay in bed
>>153539205There's a lifehack called not eating. You're body will tell you it's hungry but it's lying because it was trained by a retard. You can go in a calorie deficit and you will be fine.
>>153539177the best thing about newfags is when they show up try and to govern a genny
>>153539205It's probably not that hard to whore yourself out for Ozempic
>>153539205ask /fit/ but you should drink more water
>>153539166the 2020 cup was won on canadian soil by the home team
Why did USA make Auston Matthews their captain ?
>>153539220Retard
>>153539228we don't sign our posts here lad
>>153539224>y-yeah, but>The American team was the "home" team dohkwab. 1993.
>>153539226He's paid $13.25mm per year so he must be good
Tick tock finns
leafs were born in the wrong generation to see canada succeed kek
>>153539219>because it was trained by a retardIs this a shot at God or evolution? Either way, our bodies are indeed retarded and will try to pack on fat forever because ancient genes that never got updated
>>153539205Fastest is for troons
>>153539244It's a shot at you fatty. Stop eating.
>>153539243But I've seen us win gold 3/4 times in best of best Olympics. 2/2.in world cup of hockey ( 04 and 16) and the ingural 4 nations
>>153539250>trying to call mickey mouse exhibition matches best of bestholy cope
>>153539249I'm 12% lol. I do eat like a pig though.
>>153539250Didn't Canda get eliminated by Denmark? lol
>>153539266post body
>>153539250Unironcally the only time I've ever seen us lose at senior level in a REAL tournament was 2006
>>153539266This vid might help you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZXqT7FpK8c
I saw them lose in 1998
>>153539280>>153539280>>153539280NEW
They say 1993 but what they don’t know is it’s actually 1989. Montreal and Edmonton don’t count. For that matter, neither does Toronto or Vancouver or Ottawa or Winnipeg or Quebec City or Saskatoon or Sudbury or
>>153539232>american team>playing at home in canada
>>153538982Full slate of shit games after nothing for so long, classic Gare Bear
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