slutty twink edition>>153539280
>1980
I am watching the mighty ducksDo you know any other hockey kino?
Plebbitors are having a 5 alarm melty this morning because Quinn Hughes said he loves America and it’s the greatest country on earth. I wasn’t aware that was now an extremely controversial statement to make.
>>153542911he's only saying that because we're going to bomb iran for "his people"
>>153542911
>>153542820great thread
Some say he's better than Price...
3:2 czechia
>>153542963
>>153542996whoops
mackinnon and dostal fencing
>>153543045how do you clip these in such high quality under 4mb?
>>153543024AMERICAN REFEREESHOULD BE ARRESTED
Your thoughts on the Slovak Golden Generation? Will they produce a GOAT?
why did sweden dress Shartstorm instead of their better goalie
>>153543069i don't think mine are that great, i've seen some really crisp 15-20 second 1080 videos that i can't approach, but here's my settings. going above 33 crf starts to get ugly fast so i start dropping the resolution before i do that.
>>153543122thx m8
>>153543122vp9 webms would probably be better but take longer to encode
Had a dream Finland beat Canada last night
>Swede girls taken to the rink on a golf cartIs this how they have been doing it the while time
>>153543223Yeah, it has been happening like that from the first game
>>153542820is this heated rivalry?
Waiting for my morning Finland
>>153543234K1N0
3:3 canada, what a tip4chan suddenly hates
The line it is drawnThe curse it is castThe slow one nowWill later be fastAs the present nowWill later be pastThe order is rapidly fadin'And the first one nowWill later be lastFor the times they are a-changin'
>>153543430high stick, no call as per usual
*heems ur goalie*
>>153543453>When judging the legality of a goal, a stick is considered a "high stick" if the place where the stick contacts the puck is above the crossbar of a hockey goal.Trying to run away from the finals on a technicality, bud? Doesn't inspire confidence.
toews got just enough stick on it
stone with the stick lift and we're off to garytime
I'm sorry it's come to this. Also laughing at AI put Celebrini's number on the wrong jersey.May the best (meaning, less cheating) team win.
>>153542899Slap Shot?
US is winning gold bros I can feel it. We’re gonna feast on so many sad McDavid clips
>>153543528
>>153543470No call from the canacuck ref
>>153543543Too busy counting how many czech players on the ice.
>>153543489Stick on his hands. No call from leaf ret.
I don't even care about medals, just knowing that we caused Sweden to get eliminated (USA only finished what we started) fills me with satisfaction
>>153543479>laffs
>>153543557Based. Fuck the swedes, the true villains of olympic hockey (and curling)
>>153543541He's a good lad †bh. Nobody could hate Celebrini.
>>153543543
>>153543550>normal line changecanacucks now demand cheating
>>153543543The refs were legitimately blind in that game and both sides were heavily complaining about it after
>>153543571true dat
>>153543557Finland really butterfly effected this entire tournament by blatantly throwing their first game.
man if necas was like 10% more clutch he'd be an all-timer
>>153543575canacucks always whine
>>153543557It truly was fun how it went>>153543566True that
and mitch marner is canada's hero :)thank you for reading my blog
>>153543592americuick
Odds for Canada v Finland >69%-31%Odds for US v Slovakia >91%-9%
>>153543614>gets highest seed>face the better teamcan't help but feel we're being cheated
>>153543628Finland sucks ass and they are historically weak against Canada. McJesus will make quick work of those soft poofs
binlan will win
>>153543628I'm glad we're facing finland this tourney because they're one of the best teams and we don't face off against them fairly often. It's going to be a great match.The fins play with more dignity than czeating czechs and salty slovaks.
>>153543663I also like Canada - Finland games, those are good matches. Would have been great to face you in finals but i guess semifinals is fine too.
>>153543453>high stick, no call as per usualwhere ?
>>153543645I see team Finland being able to feast on Binnington better than the other teams Canada has faced so far.
Lulu lemon is a brand for girls
i wear lulu lemon and im a boy
>prince Andrew arrestedKWAB
zesty
>>153543772Nothing will come of it so who cares
>>153543772what for even
I think people really overestimated the impact of Barkov’s absence.
>>153543790Leaking classified information to Epstein
>>153543755Bedard wears it
>>153543839rightmakes sense
>>153543772This >>153543780But also its funny the UK and other euro countries are actually removing people from positions over epstien but the US where the conspiracy is centred leaves people like Lutnick in power
>>153543861Going to a island with your family isn’t a crime
>>153543880Then why did he lie about it? Also it wasn't just any island bud
Yo, are these ladypuckers trying at ALL
>>153543861>other euro countries are actually removing people from positions over epstien They aren’t. They’re just banking on you believing that. The last thing I’ll say about this is that people learned fuck all from the Dutroux scandal. They’ll slither into the shadows but they’ll never go away and it’ll be business as usual because they aren’t even close to the top of the pyramid.
>Sidney Crosby injury update: Canada men’s hockey captain not ruled out at Olympics
>>153543896Difference between lying and misremembering dates
>>153543905If he can skate he will play, even if it puts him out for the season
>>153543896Also I always thought the island was a red herring
Paul Coffey has returned to the Oilers
>>153543913Nothing inspirational about playing on a blown knee. He’ll give pep talks at intermission on crutches.
>>153543922Sad
>>153543861Because in the US, almost everyone is either implicated or subject to the authority of someone who is. Trying to prosecute will either just get your own dirty laundry dumped or get you disgraced on drummed up charges by your boss. Just like the whole Weinstein shit in hollywood, it's both easier and more profitable to sacrifice babies to the demon than fight try to fight the enormous cult worshipping its power.Even if the political parties wanted to clean house they need to reckon with the fact that a US election campaign is prohibitively expensive and you can't raise money from people you're actively persecuting for their horrible, horrible crimes and there's nobody with money in the country who isn't either implicated in those crimes or willing to implicate themselves for profit.
>>153543920It is in the sense that there’s far more than one island. Getting everyone to focus solely on one is a strategy that’s worked pretty nicely I’d say.
>>153543543>americans disowning their own reflove to see it
>>153543944>american ref Was probably blind due to diabetes
I wouldn’t mind if Crosby sits out as long as he’s good enough to come back on Thursday for the penguins first game back.
>>153543958How very selfless of you
PENULTY SHOTSAAAAAAAVED
>>153543925It's a groin injury, his knee is fine.The trick with groin injuries is that they hurt like hell but they aren't really that serious. If it's mild enough for him to play through the pain then putting a game on it isn't going to have serious consequences for the rest of the season.
I'm the only one watching the game :)
>>153543938Okay I lied here is the last thing I’ll say. These kids aren’t trafficked by governmental officials and elites directly they have had loads of help>police >cps >teachers >doctors >local business owners >truck drivers Etc etc that’s what is meant by “the entire system would collapse” more “regular” people than anyone can even fathom are implicated.
>>153543982lmao no one watches lesbo hockey
Fucking dirty CzechsI curse you in your women remaining cheap whores for another 20 years
>women's hockey
>>153543977At 38 playing on a sprained/strained groin muscle is a great way to turn it into a tear.
BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM
i love all you bros
>>153543905They should rest him until OT of the finals
>>153544052Love you too numale
>>153544052tad gay
sweden i swear to god
scaaaar
Svens scarrrrrr
>>153544052Bro... i love you too
you all had your butts clenched yesterday
>>153544107
>>153544127it's tender this morning
>>153544131if you really loved us you'd show us your asshole.
>>153544089mr bearAND MISSNEZBITT
>>153544127I'm still loosening
>>153544052
SCOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEE
>>153544186CCHU CHU CHUUUUUU
>scoreful draw in the City of Rome
It’s snowing
>>153544245they are not playing in Rome
>>153544328Rome owns all of Italy
>>153544334No Italy conquered Rome not the other way around
i thought nords were supposed to be good at hockey ball
why are they so buns this year?
>>153544170kek
>>153544186i look like this but i also have a penis and i also look like a man and i have a 5 o'clock penish
Which team do you suspect has been secretly conserving their energy?
>>153544494angola
>Analson
I just flew in from Planet Retard and boy are my legs tired
Meanwhile on NHLSuomi
>>153544549JEN
this lady's hockey is boring. there are people that actually go to pwhl games
>>153544586Mostly boyfriends that disguise their lesbian lifestyle for their families
DO THE BEARCAT
>>153543219Its confirmed
fucking score already
my Dick is in love with Pain
>>153544586i went to a usa/canada game before it's peewee aaa quality hockey
>>153542911It's a shithole though why is he lying
Thank you Johnny for the mp4s
>>153544657Garys plans to stop Canada didnt work. I wonder what he has planned for tomorrow
>>153544657Apparently they couldn't be stopped even with 6 players
for me? it's gary
really nice of that burger to posts webms from our gamebut why didnt he post any from his own country's game
>>153544830Maybe he was too excited to web'm without making a mess
>extra lady puck
>>153544830Their game only had like 1 goal
>>153544829You had your chance to appease him but the cup was yanked from his hands a little too hard in 1993. The petty revenge of great consequence shall continue as it is his nindo!
>Only way team Canada struggles is against superior goaltending >Finland next Gary how do I bet on sports?
>>153544881canada gave him gretzky to use as a marketing tool
our hopes for a gold medal end in about 25 hours
RIGGED
>>153543645Very true!! Anyway I'm really looking forward to seeing Sweden play in the semis they'll probably get gold this year
>sloptime
>>153544689it really is pretty bad, even out of the two best teamsthis is why women's sports don't work
hope this goes to penalties women are so hilariously bad at them its somewhat entertaining
>>153544970Stop it, they might have their periods and may not handle high stress situations well
Let's cool it with the chudism
>>153545010this
>>153544940eh at least you'll have bronze on best-on-best, it's a 2010 repeat
>>153544940WRONG
SWITZERLAND
AND SWEDEN LOSES AGAIN
va fan
KWABWAB
imagine losing to a bunch of neutrals
>>153544881>I'll be taking that you repulsive ghoul!
based mountain kikes
>>153544916But also used their Canadian sleeper agent Hrudey to sabotage the era.
JAAAAA FRAUE
Spike Lee is a negro faggot
I hate Swedish women by the way
Do Americans actually clap when the plane lands?
>>153545091They're pretty though
>>153545082that's snoop lion (née dogg) you racist
we have unleashed matti today so that tomorrow dies
>>153545092Only Canadians do that
>>153545092How else would the pilot know if he's done a good job? You also tip the pilots and the flight staff.
>>153545092Everyone in the world claps for a butter smooth landing, especially if there is cross wind or turbulence on final. It's natural to congratulate someone when they do a good job and had to work hard for it.
kek the yanks HATE that we know that they clap when the plane lands (not called americlaps for nothing)
>>153545124Dude, I was making a funny but your post seems legitimate. Can you hop in the discord Budchat1 for a sec?
>>153545122>>153545124I don't clap for the computer
>>153545092i clap when i reach my bus stop
>>153545128True, those queers from the northeast hate that
>>153545128>we don’t do that in CANADA
Are Canacucks still mad at Tkachuk for chirping Draisaitl?
>>153545147Do you bang on the case glass instead?
>>153545124The pilot can't hear you
>>153545180funniest shit of the tournament so far
>>153545184Only when it circles the airport for twenty minutes
>>153545180why would canadians be offended by that?i thought it was a fair chirp
what is this hockey play called?
>>153545213Never let your opponent know your next move.
>>153545213>even our players are clapping together
>>153545213Who was in the wrong here?
The only reason leafs seethe about Americans clapping is the noise gives them PTSD flashbacks to when they got their asscheeks clapped by their teammates and/or coaches in U15.
>>153545213This dastardly Canadians caused this some how
>>153545092yes and then they give him a tip
>>153543550Does it usually take a long time for Canadians to count to 6 or is it because he has to do it once in English and the other time in French per law?
>>153545213Should've been a penalty.
Canada isn’t even a real country
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1r8ogtn/quinn_hughes_after_the_match_i_love_the_usits_the/Redditors still jerking each other off over how disappointed they are that an American likes his country
So how you think refs will fix tomorrows game? CAN 3-1 FIN?
Did Matthew Tkachuk play for Florida in the Stanley Cup Final against Edmonton last year?I remember Marchand, Bennett, Barkov, Forsling, Seth Jones, Bobrovsky and other important Panthers leading Florida to victory.Can't recall Tkachuk even playing, tho. Not sure he showed up.
>reddit is Nobody asked
>>153545324go back
>I wonder what tumblr thinks about hockey ?
Damnit, early life check strikes again
>>153545315yes we are. now do the fent LEAAAAAAAAAN!!!
>>153545385typical american then
>>153545324I really struggle to understand why they watch hockey (almost all players are conservative) if to them it’s unacceptable for any player to say an opinion out loud that they disagree with. What causes that level of personal entitlement?
>>153545385I can't support this
>>153545353Can't I'm permanently banned from Reddit. How about you?
>>153545376You don't want to know
>>153545402350 million Jews!
>>153545415it didnt stop you from visiting now did it
>>153545415I only use to agitate and stir shit up in my own city’s sub.
>>153545385the hughes are irish bros havin' a craic!
>>153545333Chuk has been injured for the better part of two years, I'm not even sure why he is still playingProbably just showing up the rest of his contract
>>153545376
>>153545442based
'nuff said
>America in European prime time>Canadians reduced to afternoon filler
i don't care who wins, i just want more 3-on-3 overtime
>>153545562gary put the bigger game later in the day for the na audience
>>153545508
All these games should be back to back. No days off. The exhaustion/attrition factor should be part of how you define the best team.
>>153545592>but what about the stanley cup
>>153545592The year I was born :)
>be American>eating at restaurant >waiter introduces himself >clap>brings you drinks and free bread >clap more>clap after each order >clap when the waiter brings your food to the table (he didn't drop it)>clap after eating, food was good, chef deserves it>leave a $50 tip so the waiter doesn't post you on Instagram >go home, clap for your car
>>153545592I smoked my first cigarette at Jurassic Park
>>153545614It’s gonna be a very VERY long 4 years for you when America wins gold.
>>153545576There is still time to purchase your Fanatics Team Canada jersey
canadians wish anyone had any morale left in their country.
>>153545666thanks for the reminder, satan
>>153545666Wearing the Dark Leaf turns you evil
>>153545592Damn PDF is old af
>>153545628* raucous applause * gimme your gofundme link already
>>153545661its been a very long 46 years since you fags won goldyou dont see me bringing it up
>>153545628I clap really loud to make sure other attendees know. Sometimes my hands hurt from clapping and I cheer instead.
>>153545592now do the leafs last win
>>153545670We have motivation for our own lives and people, not some Jewish empire that just abuses us
>>153545508>we built our team around a few stars and the rest of the roster is complete filler that doesn't work well together and now we can't win a Cup aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaQUINTESSENTIALL Canadian mindset
>>153545748Exactly as planned
>>153545757What are you even talking about
>>153545748>injuring yourself while trying to run random frenchies because they hurt your feefeesCouldn’t have happened to a more deserving retard I hope a Finn goes rogue and ends his season tomorrow
>>153545757What skaters are filler?
>we built our roster around canadian studs that were shipped down to the sunbelt where natural ice is unable to form but tax breaks make us too competitive to ignore and thanks gary for another cupppppppphow an american franchise wins
>>153545770What is the next step
>>153545741na there really isnt evidence for that.
Leon Draisaitl was eliminated from the Olympics and still has more points than Matthew Tkachuk.
>>153545900same amount of goals as the brothers combined
>>153545748HISTORIC first round exit
