Women's Freeski Halfpipehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/frs/je/w/hp----------------/qual/--------/result
*drops in to the thread*
FIRST FOR AILINGSHE'S JUST LETTING EVERYONE ELSE BREATHE
>>153547647kek I remember this
judgechads how are we feeling today?
>>153547647Would like to try doing that. Feels like I could fall...Won't prevent me to say KWAB at Gu
>>153547667doing 3 events is pretty swag
is ski slower than snowboard somehow? I don't remember women's snowboard halfpipe being quite this pathetic
where to watch this?
>wow anon, you mean you watch sports on illegal streams in the middle of a weekday wearing your stained pajama pants, and post KWAB on /sp/ when they make a small mistake?>That's so cool... What does KWAB mean?
this literal milf aint half bad
>>153547746must have a short memory then, it 100% was just as bad as this lol
>>153547746More like the women are just much slower than the men. I guess because they're lighter.
/ourgirl/
>>153547746skiing is faster, women are just slow. also they mostly seem to be doing 6 tricks and I think the snowboarders mostly did 5,
>>153547774*make her go through 批斗大会 for being privileged and a bwc addict*
So far so good for Team USA!>>153547831Based Stacy aura
womeme
What the fuck, there's TWO Stanford ski hoes?
>hype up this bong>she hits 2 bigcool>flops around for the restmeh
35 minutes until Gu's next (final) run.
>>153547949>gets first place in your path
>>153547949HOWEVER
>>153547914>So far so good for Team USA!The judges will cuck you at the last moment like in the other judged meme events
>>153547970im ok with that if its like the judges saying go boost out of the pipe hoes
>>153547969Plenty of time to edge so I can coom when she hits a 1260
Will the men's skiers get more height out of the pipe? Girls are barely clearing the lip down the bottom.
>zoe atkins> Atkin is the younger sister of fellow skier Izzy Atkin; both were born in the United States to an English father and Chinese-Malaysian mother.Daily reminder anyone bong flags supporting her are hypocrites as most them believe that to be British you need to be Christian and white
>>153547984I don't doubt it, Silver is better than nothing though.
>>153548058>Born in Chicago>Grew up Utah>goes to college in CaliforniaEnglish rose, that
>>153548053the men will totally flymany of these girls are purposely not going for it because they suck
The other China skiier mogs Eileen btw
>DillaneWtf is this name kek
this girl was literally knitting a little shawl while waiting lol
>>153548316absolute wife material
>American Winter Olympian>name is WinterBurger
fuck i was sure they're going to postpone itdid my GUat go yet?
>>153548058Clearly she is brought up to believe that the USA is still rightly a territory of the British Empire
>>153548362Hello fellow GuunerShe had one run and fell, just getting started. She opens the second round and is sure to score bigly.
>>153548362The event planners know what the people want. She's the first runner of both runs. So you can turn off after that.
kpooped
Korea??? what the fuck is this kek
>>153548518Isn't she first because she won Gold in 2022?
??????????????????
Ahaha good run
wtf is this kpop doing lmao
any webm makers here? that's gotta be made kek
best korea would never
wow
>commentators saying she might be inspired by PyoengchangKEK yeah she was, by this>>153547647
what the fuck is this?she did a single one sloppy trick and is above GU who did 3?judged sports? not even once
Still beats the chink lol
>>153548634Normally the highest ranked people run last. Not sure if that's reversed in qualifiers though.
Why do the Korean team wear orange they're not the Dutch
Basedoung is a cute and it is all that matters
GU BROS OUR CHANCE
GUAILINGEILEEN
>>153548681This isn't going to be like that men's big air bullshit where touching the snow wins you the gold for some reason instead of the actual tricks right?
how many love letters do you think she got for valentine's?
>>153548689It is reversed in both snowboard amd freestyle skiing qualis, yes.
>>153548690Lorient also plays in orange, the Dutch never complained.
>(((course maintenance))) right as Gu dials inRIGGED
what if gu falls and all the joke constants fill the finals... it would be a big disgrace!
what the fuck are refs doing ...
Queen Ailing about to make haters mald
>crochetingcute
>>153548836never going to happen, bucko
NBC simps saying Ailing only needs to put in 50% effort to be top 12They aren't wrong! Let's see if she plays it safe
Why are maga chuds so mad about Gu?I though’t y’all hated civic nationalism
>quick break for Gu to make yet more faces at the cameraNot complaining
she got scaredfuck
thank fuck that is a respectable and needs to be brought home with the amount of nontent guppies
>almost fell again in the exact same spotkek
Gu sisters we are SO through.>Do a few big tricks>Then >>153547647Smart girl.
The third landing was so risky and she chickened lol
/ourgirl/ did it! All the delays probably fucked her pace up>>153548916They're braindead>>153548925She was locked in didn't even see the cameras
>>153548977Probably smart, if she had gone for it she might have wiped againHoly fuck our queen is so good she can do a half run and be 3rd place! I figure there's no way 9 other girls can land crazy runs and displace her
>Others scoring higher than herJust needs a few good runs from the other girls. Will be top keks if she gets knocked out that way.
>>153548916Not a chud. Gu is massively overscored (case in point, the run we just watched) and the actual definition of a mercenary.
>90the fuck are those judges smoking?is this unironically a plan to fuck GU out of the finals?
How much do you think Ailing hates shitalians after all of the issues here?>>153549055The fact they gave her a legit score only doing 3 real tricks means the other girls will press, of the 9 below her I guarantee at least 3 will choke.>>153549081I said above, her haters are all retarded and your macaco flag is proof. >an actual mercenary waaaahShe is Chinese.
>>153549124There is no way, waifufriends would lynch them.
>>153549145No arguments, then? I'll generously accept your concession.
>>153549180Irony
>>153549145spending your free time defending GU on 4chan certainly is a choice
>>153549223I don't even think she's that hot (like a 9/10 realistically) but she's skilled as fuck and people having melties is really getting old.
Is it sold iyc?
wtf Ailing is really her name? i thought you lot were just mocking her
rofl
dead body
KO
oh no mommyshe was popping off again too one of the handful real stylers
>>153549324Yes I buy these when my posh milf gf is coming round for dinner and a shag
LEAF DOWN LEAF DOWN>>153549324Damn did she really freeze her shit and sell it?>>153549326I think they made her take it on for her Chinese citizenship, which is why it's just a funny pronunciation of Eileen.
ded?
wtf I looked away to post, what happened? Is this the leaf?
I hope she's ok unironically, her family at home and all. That's a scary fucking fall
shouldn't have touched that stone you cheaters
italians and their jannies did it
webm?
HEEMED
I've seen the replay few times and it doesn't seem that bad; she did fall on his head yes, you never know
Actually injured for real
>>153549513Not shown any replays on this stream which is a bad sign
Looked up and there was a corpse on the screen. What happened?
>>153549513>didn't seem that bad>fell on her head from 20 feet in the airPick one anon.Almost certainly concussed and knocked out, the scary thing is if her head hit the ground a second time.
>>153549513Fencing response so she's well out of it
>>153549513it looked weirdfirst impact looked normal and then the other got her
she landed backwards, and then kinda just fell down and hit the back of her head off the bottom of the curve of the halfpipe lol
Peacock sent it to ads, came back only to send it back to ads. Awful honestly.
>>153549589they know their audience
She broke her neck according to the expert commentating
Wtf are they doing she'll die of hypothermia now
Shouldn't have cheated in curling
Webm
>more peacock adsJesusAlso this >>153549638 why haven't they lifted her out of there yet?
>>153549558>>153549567she fell when she already landed, while she went backwards she lost the balance and she hit first the ground with her ass/back and then the head.
>>153549650based on nothing, reckon she will be alright
>>153549650thanksalso wtf how
she's fine2 aspirins and she'll be good for the finals
>>153549513she's probably faking it because it's embarrassing
Wow insensitive of Re:member to run this commercial right as this has happaned
>>153549650magnet!
identical crash to the Chinese snowboard girl
>>153549650Looks like she landed with momentum and her whole body weight slammed down, then she bounced down the ramp and and her head hit the ground Probably knocked out from the first hit and then concussed afterMaybe a fucked shoulder too
>>153549650looks like the edge gripped and slammed her downthe medics not moving her away is not a good sign >>153549663
I hope she is okay
>>153549804yea in slow mo her left ski goes in under her right ski and catches
So there's no way the other Chinese skiiers put their best down now, imagine the retribution if they caused Ailing to fall off
>>153549650she didn't fly so good...
>>153549823>doesn't follow keep neck steady protocolshe ded
>>153549650weird but definitely hard hit in the head
>highest 5.0 mOk this was a serious jump
Damn Zoe is not chilling >>153549875Alive but CTE confirmed
>>153549650>Actually try to do tricks>Wreck yourselfSeen this before. Putting it all on her winning gold.
can those brilliant korean skiers improve or have they showed their very best?
>>153550031Nigga she is not going to be able to ski in less than 48 hours.
>>153550062wanna bet?
I wish they showed their best
Is the medal run tonight ?
rigged as fuckthat estonian was better than american
>>153550093It's the qualifiers being shitty format, sadly. 12 of 21 make the final and only two runs to do it, it's not worth risking wipeouts if you don't have to.
>>153550110saturday
Kiriyama won my heart thoughever
>>153550141I can finally go take a shit !
>>153550062These girls are built tough, m8.
>NBC reporting that Eileen will qualify "for those of you on Gu Watch"Kek>>153550213>>153550084If she was actually severely concussed, she should not be out there risking another blow to the head, full stop. Olympics or not. She won't win more than Bronze at best, it's not worth it when she has her entire family and life ahead of her.
aww
>>153549650Who?
rigged snow
did she have an autistic meltdown?
those judges are actually retarded
that was better than katie gray's run
Nooooo!our disney princess...
full of steezlove that
I liked her cute little dance
oh, this is going to be lit
if the koreans don't fall they will be reffed in over the american guarenteed
>>153550602ok, never mind, the first kwabrean actually TRIED to do something
maybe dont ride up the side while breaking and you can actually do a trick..
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
that last one is there just to show us that maybe there's hope for an average joe still
this reminds me of that one american who competed for hungary and then did nothign
doing nothing gets you 30 points
chinkchong dominationthey're going to fill the podiumalso, ultra iffy judgingat least 2 girls (the other american and the first estonian) did far better than Grey and they lowered their scores
it wasnt so good but i think the finals will be ok3 runs and they can go for that one big rundecent amount that can actually pop
yeah I'm for her.
Well done Zoe.
>>153552152
I didn't watch. Did Gu go safe just to qualify? Or is she not the top dog anymore?
>>153553841he fucked up the first run and safe the second one
>>153553841yes, she had problems with 720 and her ski unclipped on the first run and didn't land it correctly on the second run, so played it safe on the last few jumps
>>153555589>>153553841also to add to all that, judging was completely fucked there and made no sense, so don't treat those numbers as gospel
Damn this is the Olympic games of hapas ehHeaven is a hapapipe
rescue
>>153547629men's qualifier is now
First skier wipes the fuck out
nobody watching this?
>>153562042>Menno, lol
>>153562043men are much better lol and it's not like the women ski in bikinis
are the women today or tomorrow?
>>153562053I watch for Eileen.
>i can tell by the sag of his pants he's gonna be bringing some flava flavwtf commentator?
>>153562100Seems to be men only today. Qualifiers and finals.
>>153562149thanks lad, so women tomorrow
English commentator knows her stuff but sounds like she's falling asleep
So snowboards get a lot more height than skis?
>we call this chinese rise of dominance the goo effect
We've got a brown guy from Madagascar
this shit is kinda pathetic compared to mens snowboard halfpipe
hot mic
>>153562319What did they say?
oh shit
>Fencing response -> death spasmsDEAD
this shit is too dangerous
DED
That's an ultra KO
Good lord
oh fuck hope he's okthe pipe claims another one
HEEM
who gots the webm?
>>153562353You're dumb, that's how your body responds when you're knocked out. He'll be fine like the girl yesterday
I love it when they do those erratic arm movements after the shock
Holy fuck, full fencing response. Is halfpipe always this dangerous? we got like 5 heems
replay pls
is he ded?
Damn that was facefirst into the snow, he's super ko'd
>crippling yourself for life just to finish last KWAB
Medics have a lot of work during these Olympics
>Japanese girls have 'ikemen' signkek
>>153562386the way he fades out damn
>>153562386no helmets?
So this guy was supposed to be the best in this sport?
>>153562386>>153562398what's missing from this is the 'thock' as his skull hits the ground, and then the english commentator saying 'oooh, well that was just a little bit of a timeout there'
>clapping for a stretcherwhy do they do this
>>153562386>spasmsShieeeet
>>153562409American culture
>Jannies cleaning his blood off the pipe
They kind of took him to hospital too fast for him to be ok.>>153562409You always clap to show support when an athlete goes out of arena
Canada can get the gold now.
>>153562423>They kind of took him to hospital too fast for him to be ok.And they didn't show him waving at the crowd like the others
Was the kiwi who heemed himself was the favourite? Thought I heard it mentioned he was world champ?
>>153562423>>153562449If they get word he's okay they'd show replays. No replays = presumed dead.
anybody clip the closeup of him twitching from peacock?
leaf broadcast team was talking about him "coming out"uhhhhhh
Out of all the big halfpipe crashes, his actually looked one of the tamest.
>>153562480he was in fencing position anon
>>153562461Nah, they weren't showing replays yesterday and they girl was ok
>>153562480>>153562484The chinese girl was the scariest imo, at least from what i've seen
>>153562480but he fell from 12m high
I almost feel like they should get rid of halfpipe, just seems unnecessarily dangerous
>>153562480if you watch it frame by frame you see his shoulder hitting the snow actually whips his head into the ground even harder, he got absolutely annihilated
>>153562386>>153562398not to be captain hindsight, but this is like pole vaulting without the matts
>*slams head on the snow*RIP
>>153562464Tounge sticking out… I’m not convinced he is alive in this photo. That or he is an unconscious potato.
>>153562523he probably just wants to catch some snowflakes on his tongue since he'll be spending the rest of his time recovering in a hopsital
>>153562484The actual crashing part, not the outcome.>>153562510Yeah, did that to see if he heemed himself on his knee initially since he just collapsed. Bad outcome for him, but it wasn't flashy like the other crashes.
>>153562505It involves doing the most dangerous things to impress a handful of people (judges), so yeah by nature it's stupid.
>>153562466I can't believe the NBC director actually cut to a close up of that
better slowmo
>Losing your skiDisaster class by the kiwis in the second runs.
hard landing + -1 ski
This is the second time we've seen a halfpiper seemingly land fine and then suddenly fall sideways like someone flicked a spring and it snapped back
>>153562523>unconscious potatoIt'd been 5-10 minutes by that stage. Potato basically confirmed.
>>153562529>but it wasn't flashy like the other crashes.flashy crashes are usually not the dangerous ones, but the ones that are just 1 hit. all the force is concentrated into one hit, if it's flashy the force gets dispersed over multiple hits which is easier on the body. it's well researched thanks to car racing. when a car flips over 10 times the driver usually walks away, if he hits the wall and comes to a stop immediately it's a much higher risk
>>153562537GIF ends too soon. I think after his head hits the floor the rest of the fall whips his head around effectively ringing his neck.
>>153562561he gets facedragged but it looks like his body rolls with it
>>153562468Kirill was on top of his shit
ow
>>153562555Meant landing directly on head / getting whipped face first into the ground like some of the others. His looked almost regulation until the end when the back of head hit the ground.
good on you eestibros
imagine getting knocked out of a snow event by an IrishmanKWAB
>>153562668kiwibros...
you heard it folks the gep just confirmed our podium sweep
Is this the skicross thread? I'm looking for the skicross thread
>>153562675Kiwis knocked out figuratively and literally.
>>153562698only halfpipe chads here
>>153562698no
>>153562698>>153561804
>>153562698Over here: >>153561804Dead because skill level has two of the girls lapping the others.
>>153562701I would love for one of these final skiers to knock the final kiwi out
>>153562716why's that
>>153562724a kiwi murdered my family
>>153562710>>153562714thanks bros, going to try watching both at the same time>lappingwut
>Average: 4Mwtf, the others were like 2M average.
>>153562757I've been watching 2 events at once all olympics, TV in front PC to my side
kiwi is concious
>>153562792apparently he broke his claviclehe was REALLY lucky because he landed on his shoulder rather than on his neck
>>153562792damn he's an olympic photographer too?
mens halfpipe final soon
Nice, we're back
his bum touched the snow oh no
>>153562792This guy is alive btw, just a broken collarbone
How many snapped spines are we about to see?
he got carried away...
>finals>everyone's fallingsugoi...
broooowhat a fail, he started so fucking based
>>153570775When too high is too high
why does it look like you get more pop off the pipe in ski than snowboard
>>153570801The judgies seem pretty harsh
>>153570817Better trajectory control.
>show off>fall
What a throw
>there are halfpipe skiers who make trump seetheThe absolute state of burgerland lmao
Trump curse strikes again
oh my fucking god
>>153548058to be British you need a father who was British. hapa's with a british dad are british. hapa's with a chinese-malaysian dad are not. it's called the Right to Abode and was the way britishness was decided for centuries until globohomo changed it in the 1980s
I love watching bitch ass wh*te boys fail LMFAO
Harsh after all that
KWAB
turns out hess is a real loser
Gold medal is the one who finishes his run
Funny that no one is failing on a 1620
KWABPIPE
STOP FUCKING FALLING
stop falling down you idiots
>>153570994Ok I take that back
how do we keep australian and brits off the podium? they've been getting too cocky
>>153571025>gettingYou've never met an Australian have you
>italian pipesfucking bring Mario to fix this shit
>>153571025They'll probably crash anyway.
>>153571025leave it to us
>>153571043>gettingYou've never met a Brit have you
>falls
They do know they're not supposed to fall down, right?
What is it with Americans throwing away gold on the last jump? They fans of Scotty James?
>>153571060Unfortunately I've met quite a few
Did they all fall?
>does 6 great tricks>doesn't land the last one>scores less than a korean woman who did 1 trick and just drove around the pipemake it make sense
From a strategic perspective it's kinda retarded they don't do a chill first run juuust in case everything and everyone kwabs in the subsequent runs
>>153571089A Canadian didn't
pipe must be fucked up. they are all falling in the same spot
>>153571043Hiding out in England now, m00t?
>>153571093Korean lady didn't wipe out. Trick merchants need to learn to ski properly first.
>>153571107Moot was never wrong, not even the time he banned me
>>153571102they just had a segment about the guy who build it
>Some in the previous threads were shitting on the women's when they kept falling and heeming out, the men are now eating shit tooHmm
Maybe Italian snow is particularly greasy?
>>153571153This is the only thread there has ever been for ski halfpipe
why isn't there any japanese here?
what is blud doin
>landing ?
benny boy's only got 1 run left, do you think he can take the extra pressure
i think is the tube, not the riders
>everyone falling What kind of sport is this?
>>153571250Apparently they deliberately focused on snowboarding in all their training and spend, and boarding is a load more popular there anyway
>NBC goes to commercials and skips the only guy who doesn't fallthanks as usual NBC
WOW BASED BRITBRO
not again...
Interesting I won't complain but have no idea why that one Canadian got a 77 and we got something in the 80s. Would help if the judgies showed their "how we made up that score" notes
>women have a full day of rest between qualifying and finals>men do both on the same dayhow does this make any sense at all?
Do any of the snowboarders compete in skiing?
>somebody laughing at the fall and saying fuck youLmao
>trump said he is a loser>he lostBRAVE
>>153571521Based trump ensuring USA gets fewer medals
Are people falling more this year because they're going for more difficult stuff or am I imagining it
happy to see someone make it christ
Pedazo de rondón.>>153571505Not only do they not do it, but most even specialize in big air/slopestyle or halfpipe. Gu is the exception.
>>153571540
>>153571542the pipe is bad because anything italy makes is garbage trash
>>153571577its made by an austrian
>>153571542They are all trying to get a medal position which means pushing themselves to their absolute limit. Why would go for anything less, you get 3 attempts to land something good
>>153571505not freestyle but Ester Ledecka does alpine skiing and slalom snowboard. She's really good too, especially at snowboard, but she actually won gold in both in 2018
Other people landed runs! Oh nonononono
Brutal mogging
Finally a non anglo get some points
american excellence
Cmon Ni-pper
>wins gold medal just by finishing a run without falling
first estonian medal???
Business idea:Skeleton and Bobsledding Halfpipe
So what's the most difficult trick in existence for halfpipe?
>gropper
>>153571677landing
>>153571667could have had a hat trick if he failed, sad
underrating americans is the olympic judge's biggest vice
BASED BASED BASED
Don't see anyone beating that Estonian score - thought that American was better but what do I know
>judges eternally biased against americanssame ol' shit
>>153571677It would be dying BUT no one else landed a trick and you still get gold.
A leaf fucking up. Well I never
please god let Estonia win cause it would be so fucking kino
if you fall down 3 times you should unironically be ranked llower than the guy who didn't show up
how is a 90 run different from a 95 run?it's not like other events where certain elements have certain value and also how you execute them. i'm convinced this is judged just on vibes
wall of shame
>>153571677probably something I pulled on on SSX tricky back in '04
>>153571788>i'm convinced this is judged just on vibesIt is. They probably thought "huh, that's a cool flag! what's an estonia? let's give him a good score"
>>153571791>i-its the halfpipe fault!! Skill issue
that name reminds me of someone
>>153571791>hire a freelance bobcat driver to shape the olympic halfpipewhat could possibly go wrong?dumb italians baka
>>153571813Everything he did was near perfect it just didnt look crazy
well well doneHOWEVERzoi spotted!
>>153571949>it just didnt look crazyIt didn't look crazy because there were no ameriburgers and other Anglos to cheer for him. I'm not even kidding, it's a known effect
Did they say this guy's dad won the henley regatta 3 times? Tells you the calibre of person required to get on an olympic team
>>153572016Kek i was thinking that too. You have to have millionaire parents to spend time fucking around in st moritz every year. Bet he doesnt have an irish accent
Gus Kuntworthy is a homosexual
>>153572004cope
>>153572067>st moritzHalfpipe is a meme sport and there's only like 5 Olympic level halfpipes in the entire world
commentator lost his voice
Could they do a pole pass as a proper trick?
>22.50 DNI DNIgood job, guy
!FOR THE CULTURE!
>>153571788Because it is judged on vibes. These events are still too young for proper judging, haven't become mainstream enough or subject to enough controversy. Eventually we may have technical scores for certain tricks, required components, and so on, but for now it is literally just vibes.
> ski binding
>>153572184Send the cheques to the canadian government
>>153572192CopeIt's basically like ice skating but it's only axels.The more spinny spins per jump you do, the more difficult your jump is. And then it's about being clean and not kwabbing. Not exactly hard to judge
>>153572187Why do they even use poles in this event
>BirkeGiggling at this
C'mon Henry. It would be soooo sweet if he wins a medal and her once-wunderkind-sister-gone-to-insta-thot failis to win hers.
>>153572258for aesthetics
If feels like they are going slow mo when they are in the air
Orange man seething
>>153572270We're all rooting for you. Except the german
trumpbros, we did it
>>153572286Did he say that? Hess i mean
>>153572286>99>99>99>99>99>99
H. Hess's can't fly
>>153572254The way in which this is judged is nothing at all like FS, holy shit you have no idea what you're talking about at all. FS jump forms are highly codified and scrutinized according to rigorous standards on an individual jump basis, assigned precise point values modified by GOEs, etc. And especially the short program has essential components by typing. Actual fucking retard tier take.
>>153572297Oh you sweetypies
Fact Check:TRUE
>>153572326not really he meant it's difficult representing usa with a retard in charge
its over gold run!
rigged
>>153572326> During the conference, Hess said that there are "mixed emotions" about representing the United States at the Games, explaining that he's "not the biggest fan" of some things that are happening in American politics.> "Just because I wear the flag, it doesn’t mean I represent everything that is going on in the U.S.," he said.So kinda but not really. Seems like a reasonably normal sentiment
USA USA USA USA
now can the estonian or the canadian beat that.
>>153572380>im here representing me countrymen, who i will always love no matter who is in charge It wasn’t hard
Did anyone have "mini skis" when they were kids? These used to be the coolest shit. Didn't have my own pair but these were we kids do our tricks with. I'm not sure half pipe with skis even existed at that point yet.
hell yeah dude
>>153572325
fuck yes
Amerilard fix is in
now what? you move judges
>nobody even cheering loudly so it looks less impressive Exactly what I was talking about
>>153572286trumpy mad that talented people don't like him
RIGGED
Fuck offBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nice try esttii
RIG IS IN
rigged?
They'll randomly give it an 86 or something
reminder: you have to outplay the judges as an american, so he really won by 5 points
93 with a missed grab when that cost hunter 30 points <____<
>>153572397No fuck him. The Olympics are specifically for everyone forgetting about all that shit and rooting for their country. Countless athletes have represented countries with far worse governments and didn’t cry about it. They were just happy to represent their country.
more spins but fewer flips. also missed a grab apparently
>>153572397I mean. Its fair enough but no one thinks every athlete is a card carrying member of whatever political party is in control so it was subversive unless hes thinks everyone thinks all american athletes are MAGA
Only redemption now is if this yank breaks his neck and dies
>Nick Groyperuhhhhh
holy kwab
nice bail
holy shit lmao
LETS GOOO
Madlad
Holy shit
f
shit
permanent spine damage
He ded
Yeeey, gibs me medal
OH SHIT
>>153572518>Countless athletes have represented countries with far worse governments and didn’t cry about it.Out of fear, mostly
HE DED???
SOMEONE POST THE WEBMIs he dead?
kwabbbbb
>>153572534>pressed post 3 seconds before he landedhe moved slightly afterwards so i don't feel bad
FUCK
100 injury compensation points pls
Yeah, he's done skiing for a while.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAT BROS HE IS DEAD
That nigga broke his ass
what the fuck is his back made of??
he was lucky he
damn that was nasty. broken pelvis
>>153572576>permanent spine damage>gets up and walks away 1 minute laterevery single time
Icredibly lucky
woke my dog up screamingprobably okay but looked worse
Buttbroken
>>153572639you can have spinal damage and not be fully paralyzed
>>153572258probably balance.ever go skating without a hockey stick in your hands? doesn't feel right.
he was lucky he landed on his bum a little bit higher and he d be paralyzed
HE MEGADEATH DIED BROS!!!!!!!!>gets up, turns 360 degrees and walks away casually
I regret nothing
you know he moved away from cameras and started screaming from pain
>yank or leaf for the goldI can't watch, there's no good ending here
Quick one
>>153572518maybe you should tell that the reporters asking questions then
goybeam him
>>153572639Adrenaline x
bro broke his bussy on that one>"I REGRET NOTHING!"
he broke his back and lost the bronze
This whole event is cultural appropriation. Snowboarders invented the halfpipe and pissbaby skiers try to steal it but just btfo themselves all day looking like retards.
Mad Canuck run but he's not American
>only eesti silver;-;Burgers have robbed us of kino again
LET'S FUCKING GOOUTSKIID THE RIG
dude broke his ass for nothing
>>153572680I DID IT MY WAY
is sildaru autistic
Yeah I can't take judged sport medals seriously
YOU ESS AYYYYOU ESS AYYYEUROS SEETHING
why didn't he try something harder on the last trick
>>153572754Damn he landed about as well as he could
he broke his fucking back and that heartless Canadian just paid the judges to steal his bronze away
>>153572814Hes Estonian i think mate
>>153572804Not really. He needed to go hard to push his score or this would have happened anyway
>>153572829because he saw what happened to the previous guy
>>153572842leafs are not human
Hess falls to 10th place kek
30 year old uncs our time is now.
>>153572754one more rotation and he would have hit right on his coccyx ouch
>>153572850same thing.also, Canada bronze!!
Just tuned in. What happened to /our guy/ Hunter Hess?
>lose your ass>lose a medal at the last jumpNicholas KWABer ladies and gents
>>153572850we were jobbed out of the Estonian anthem by .75.
>>153572829They seem to have to do one that doesn't look that hardBut this is basically bro-tier figure skating in terms of judging - the announcers were saying that last guy had nowhere to be judged down compared to the others, and instead he was 3rd.
>FERREIRALiterally latinx
>>153572829they dont have as much speed
>>153572711>>153572754First time i saw it. I thought he landed on his back. Now i see his arse is going to be bruised beyond belief tomorrow
>>153572896estonia and usa did at least a 1080 on every trick. that was a 540, he also had a 900 earlier
rigged garbagethey will make sure GU loses tomorrowall the freestyle judged events have bullshit calls this year
>>153573020honestly, agree. judging rules need to change for these events.
>>153572919He's Argentinian. We love those.
wow Gus Kenworthy of GBR is hotretired in 2022 but came back for the games and now says he'll be back in 4 years? pft. Essex born but been in the US since he was 2
>>153573122He's a homosexual but unironically
USAUSAUSAUSA
Atleast we got one medal
>>153573303Congrats Estonia! Now have cute sex with Binland :DD
>>153573280indeed
> NZ Nico Porteous retired at 23the fuck was wondering where he was
