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>>153551590Drumpf for the win
>>153551526
GOALLLLLLLITS FINALLY OVER
>>153551590somehow i knew it but ot will be kino
first female game i'm watching, let's go
USA wins its over
ugly feet 2bh
i should be excited but im bored
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
going to sleep
>*Freebird noises intensify*
We dont even care about this sport lmao
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGOOD GUYS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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FREEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDD
:)
DAY OF THE LADY RAKE
Asses up!…eh
>be canada>losemany such cases huh
>>153552287
>>153551590>Didn't jinx it
did anyone clip that disappointed Canadian loli?
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get fuked lmao
Google thing we wonWomen's hockey is fucking terribleI'm pretty sure I can skate better than #10 for the US and I've never skated in my life
Will their celebratory gold medal carpet munching happen before or after they shower?
>usa might sweep hockeyholy shit bros
deserved 5min penalty for that hit. fuck you
National melty soon...
>>153552446The women's team should play the men's team in exhibition just for funsiesI bet they lose by 20 or more
>>153552533get rocked bozo
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF MODERN CANADA
>51st state
lmao get fucking RAKED
>>153552573There's a couple of players on the women's team that is 5'2 including a defender
It's over for the gold medal count now isn't it? Even if men's hockey and curling win gold, we won't catch up to USA gold now. What other games are even left?
>>153551590The US is the protagonist of world history.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT MUH DRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>153553618>frumpt
>>153552672hot
Thats what happens when you cheat. Look at these ungrates pouting
canada owns cheatbroom
I really wish that pedophile just kept his mouth shut about annexing us
how do you lose AT YOUR OWN GAME. THE ONE YOU INVENTED?? THE ONE ALL OF YOU PLAY EVERY DAY?? did global warming melt too many ponds?
>>153555225just do the right thing and acquire nukes. best korea has already shown this hard counters any uppity superpower.
>>153555225prince andrew never said that tho
>>153555265We will be doing just that soon enough
since mcdavid wouldnt come out to accept the conn smythe, he definitely isnt coming out to accept bronze, right? and dont bother making your "no hes coming out to accept gold" posts, they are far too predictable
>>153555275Oh I was talking about your president sorry for the confusion
>>153555265if you made a puck and stick out of enriched uranium, could you induce a fission explosion by doing a slap shot?
>>153555263americans figured out how to play indoors
>>153555330this is what they're working on in secret labs under yellowknife. much like how we're breeding nuclear wombats
>>153555414nuclear mammoths
canadian women eat soup with spoons made of silver BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE ANY GOLD KEK KEK KEK GO USA GO TRUMP GOD BLESS CHEESEBURGERS
>>153555595our women won gold last olympics retardmaybe your men can borrow some gold from the women that isnt found in a museum
>>153555595what do american men eat soup with?
>>153555594nuclear semitrucks with indian drivers released at the border
>>153555595The absolute punchline would be if they men lose the gold. Yes it would require them to completely choke, but with Crosby out of the picture the team is hanging by a fray.My money is on Tom Wilson putting two USA players out of the game with broken bones as early as possible, the tyrannical reek of desperation.
>>153555674>what do american men eat soup withDrink straight from the can
>>153555723thats vile
She's so sad :(
>>153555721>The absolute punchline would be if they men lose the gold.I don't think Canada has that option on the table. If they lost, Canadians might actually fucking riot.. would be kino to see though
in canada soup comes in bags
In america women come shaped like blastoise or mewtwo
in canada i come in women
doesn't matter. we're an up-and-coming dual moguls country.
in canada we call our womens hockey team le losers what does your country call them
>>153555765Then they would have their hockey permits revoked permanently.
>>153555765the game is at 5am retardI'll have to buy my fried an 8ball to watch it
>>153555880the hockeyroos, but they actually win.
>>153555880did you forget your vpn or something
>incapable of staying up all night to watch the game>incapable of setting an alarm and waking up to watch the gameSad
>>153552499>might
Cant sleep, all I can think about is tomorrow, what a day tomorrow holy shit
OK is this globohomo IIHF faggotry over YET? You twinks must all be prolapsed by now.
>dangled by a defensewoman
>get to stay home and watch the semi in the morningvery nice
>>153555945the asian cup?even japan is better at hockey
Why are we just better?
>>153556060different aus-anon here. it's not that kind of hockey, it's landlubber hockey
>>153556066descended from tough people who literally paddled across the atlantic and then fought with savages coast to coast. canada just settled there after americans cleared out all the danger
>>153556066you let your women plant flags while yhe men cheer
>>153556060no, they call the canadian women the hockeyroos as a joke
>>153556092that's pajeet hockeyfun fact, I knew a guy who coached australia to a silver medal
>>153556116kwab
>>153556102>literally paddled>sail boatsmax distance from anchor to shore in rowboat, under a mile
>>153555819wtf
>>153556143nope they took rotating shifts paddlingmany died from exhaustiononly the strong made it
you eseyou ese
Canada is more of a reddit posting nation anyways
What the absolute fuck is up with Canada this year, they fucking suck at everything
It just means more
>>153556257except men's curling (which americans failed to make the bracket in)
>>153556102JFC shut up nerd LMAO
>>153556257You almost lost yesterday bud, and today.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bird yeah
>>153556291cheating helps
>>153556291>Tf>TpMaybe don't mention curling with your flag for a little bit anon
>>153556317>Tf>TpAnon I...
>>153556330no need to be mad at the superior curling nationyoull get us next time champ
>>153556355Yes? What do you want?
>>153556325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fcxi-0pdtEviva la raza
>>153556257
>>153556291Nigger your men and women openly cheated at that. Other Canadians are calling them out for being cheats. At this point they might even get any potential medals they receive revoked after review
>newfags and rapeydisgusting
>>153556399>you may face consequences yet!!!!loser tears
>YAP YAP YAP.... YAPYAPYAP.... YAPYAPYAP!!!! YAAAAAAP!
>>153556425>lose>cry about canada's superioritynoticing a trend here
>>153556357>Canada is more of a curling nation anyways
USA USA USA USA
>>153556425lol the leaf menace strikes again
>>153556443I just think its audacious after the blatant 6 in the ice
>>153556399They are cheating for their SOVEREIGNTY
CANACHOKES BTFO HAHAHAHA
>>153556475he was desperate enough to bring up past transgression toothrow anything at the wall and see what sticks
>>153556442>lose in hilariously embarrassing fashion in the national pastime to a country where half the population dont even know what hockey is >wuh we dont care why are you so obsessed Sad!
Read all these exact same posts right before 4 Naysh Final.
>>153556495>lost to a nation that isnt whitethe truth does hurt
faggots are literally posting about womens hockey the absolute state of hoc
>>153556116She's definitely scissoring her fiance tonight
>>153556592When Americans put Canada fags in their place we don't argue over the gender of the team
>>153556628kys and go back nigger
>>153556515>Gary cup prelims matter as much as international championshipsCope harder
>Americans: "haha Europe stinky">Europeans: "haha Americans fat">Americans: "haha Canadians too nice">Canadians: "FUCKFUCK FUCK NOOOOOOOO I HATE YOU I HATE YOU REEEEEEEEE FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCKING AAAAAAARRRRRGH"
>international championshipshow many again? last time when?
Why didnt the Canadian women's team score more goals? That's their job isn't it? They should be fired for not doing their jobs.
>>153556639The canadian facade was finally broken. The charade is up
>>153556654send them to the poutine fields
>>153556628t. nation whose men never beat us best on best
>>153556639nicest people btw lel
>>153556639>Canadians: We won against Czechia despite too many mans!>trbians: CAN YOU EVEN DENY THE HOLOHOAX???? DON'T SPEAK ILL ABOUT DONALD TRUMP EVER AGAIN + IT WAS AN EXHIBITION GAME AND DOESN'T MATTER FUCK IRAN
Imagine the bullying if we win the real gold
>>153556657I don't even know where the "Canadians are nice to a fault" stereotype even came from. They are the most bitchy, passive aggressive people on the planet.
what's funny is that Brits were taking the piss about the cheating curling because it was nothing, but yank brains can't understand irony and have worked themselves into a shoot
>>153556684>if
>>153556657I think it's more the 20 years of stagnating or regressing while the tech boom and every other economic advancement completly passed them broke Canadians. If Americans are feeling the weight of broken promises of a good life, Canadians now basically see their great past as a myth.
>the NHL is back like 5 days from nowHe doesn't wait around does he?
>>153556688t. never met a canadian face to face
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CANACHOKESUSA USA USA
>>153556715Ive never met a canadian that didnt bring up American politics in a snarky manner. Ever
>>153556711why not? most nhlers arent in the olympics. their vacation is ending soon
>>153556682>laffs
I'm a nice person
>>153556688Canadian boomers and Gen xers were generally nice, and Canada avoiding basically all the cultural shit the US had to deal with in the 60's/70's gave them a reputation for being nice (also US boomers have no idea what passive-aggressivness actually is).
>>153556726>doesnt deny ityou are all broken up about internet bullyingturn off the internet fag
>>153556706You have Alberta and Saskatchewan opting for secession and annexation. Some nova soctia types want to secede. I just liken it to southrons and texasfags wanting to secede.
Canadians I knew were very nice. True story
>>153556729nah you're a cunt
>>153556752Rude
>>153556744Like Texas it's more whining and causing operational delays in the government until they get a bribe. US talking to them is just to piss on Carney who litterally can't do shit
>>153556744its all just a bunch of blow hard talk with zero action
>>153556726One of you got banned in here last night for going on about based Israel and evil Iran
>>153556774Did you not listen to his speech at Davos? I know he used language that for the most part went over the American head. we're literally abandoning you in every conceivable way we can.
>>153556765just kidding you're alright m8
F L A M E SLAMES
>>153556832Brendan Lemieux and Filip Zadina play for Davos I wonder if they were invited
Islanders fucking suck
>>153556833Looking forward to a good match tomorrow
>elbows up postingi'm out
gotta go out and get tea, you nerds want anything?
>>153556893pork rinds
>>153556832By cozying up with the chinks even more than you already are. I’m sure that won’t backfire when your real estate market crashes.
>>153556882
>>153556906They're literally your 1st or 2nd largest trading partner are you legitimately drooling and retarded?
>>153556893a 5 pack of peperamis and a scratchcard ty
>>153556832Jen, ((( Carney ))).
>>153556917There’s a difference between real estate and cheap knickknacks.
>>153556906Their housing market is already crashing, but inflation is so out of control the prices cannot correct. Too expensive to build more and too expensive for anyone to buy.
>>153556966Why are you talking about FDI when I'm talking about the flow of goods and services to and from China, which you import the lions share?
>>153556995The chinks bought so much of your land your idiot government put a ban on non-Canadian buyers (which is totally ineffectual since they’re still buying your land). Nearly half of all your real estate sales were to the chicoms and it’s still around a full third. That’s a huge difference and your market is crashing as a result of a fucking foreign government buying homes that sit empty because nobody can afford them. You’re fucked.
still under 200, get in now before it's a méme
cucklini cuckbrini
>>153556954they only had a 8 pack
>>153557019This has nothing to do with trade and I don't know where you're finding any of this data, unless you're like to share?
>>153557039did you get my fucking pork rinds
>>153557030>mac lochlainnIn the arrrrrrms offfffff an angel
>>153557056OH N-
>>153556858H O C K E YOCKEY
>>153557053https://www.fortunebuilders.com/p/one-third-of-vancouvers-real-estate-market-is-owned-by-chinese-buyers/https://jingdaily.com/posts/what-canadas-ban-on-foreign-home-buyers-means-for-chinas-emigrants-pursuit-of-the-vancouver-dreamhttps://www.canada.ca/en/department-finance/news/2024/02/government-announces-two-year-extension-to-ban-on-foreign-ownership-of-canadian-housing.htmlTake your pick. It’s been like this for nearly 20 years.
>>153557030>Hey I'm from North America y'all. I'm Hunter, and these are my friends Dylan, Carter, Brad and MacKenzie.
the rimouski/blainville game is on youtube in 20 bings. i think i'll watch that.
>>153557076
>>153557085Anything in particular I'm supposed to glean from these sites and how it relates to trade?
>>153557115>btfo>better pretend to be retardedJust pretend to be Quebecois and can’t read English.
>>153557099I'd rather that than Daquarius, Damarcus, Daquan, and Jamal
>>153557128Again, FDI has nothing to do with trade.
What a weak as goalhttps://x.com/NBCOlympics/status/2024589884657115251?s=20
>>153555306Imagine if they don't win anything
Shant be clicking that
>>153556877At losing
Canada losing to Finland could be the funniest outcome these whole Olympics.
>>153557142The tribe is laughing at us... threatening us...
>>153557138What's wrong with normal masculine names like Mike? Bob? Big Steve?
>>153557019>your land your idiot government put a ban on non-Canadian buyerssource?
>>153556711gotta make that big buck you see. no time to waste.
>>153556563last time I saw photos of Toronto it looked like frozen India
>rags
>>153557192they still care about hockey
>>153556954Euros have scratch offs? For me it's the crossword scratcher.
New Lana Del Rey single is a banger, Canadians losing and crying, making spaghetti for dinner, tomorrow is Friday. what a marvelous day today is
>>153557168>SweetwoodWhat manner of Jewish tricks is this?
>>153557168Every time
>>153557192>frozen IndiaComfy!
>>153557198Lottery is the cattle king indeed>>153557170They're being replaced with Miguel, Roberto and Mucho Esteban
>>153557202>lana del raylol
Status update on hockey Olympics please
>>153557243Cope she is my beloved
>>153557250Semifinals tomorrow for men. 3v3 OT in Olympics FINAL is still gay.
>>153557226comfy is just a code word for boring desu
nigga finna post florence and the machine next kwab
>>153557198come on down, play some onnensanat
>>153557250>Status updateC*n*di*n w*men's hockey kwab themselves
open up a beer and you say get over hereand play a video game
>>153557173https://www.cmhc-schl.gc.ca/media-newsroom/news-releases/2022/housing-market-remains-available-canadiansThey extended it through 2026 specifically to stop Chinese buyers from snatching up everything. It didn’t stop them, though, since the law had so much pork and loopholes embedded in it that all it effectively means is that you fill out a form or buy through an intermediary.
>>153557277What’s wrong with Flo?
>>153557291honestly congrats to the women's teamthere's not a lot to be proud of about your country, but a golden goal is always something to be proud of :)
>>153557198i like to do pull tabs when I'm at the tavern
>>153557295>The Act prohibits foreign commercial enterprises and people who are not Canadian citizens or permanent residents from acquiring non-recreational, residential property in Canada. so not land at all
Are we all getting ahead of ourselves here? I think Finland has a real shot tomorrow
>>153557316so does slovakia
>>153557309>t. pays rent to Chang
>>153557316:DDDDDDDDDDDD
slovaks - finland finale it isslovaks win gold
>>153557329not that the government did anything to stop that
>>153557327They don’t but okay
KEK WHAT A KWABEKWHATAKWAB
>>153557316a very long shot but you never know
>>153557358cockiness doesnt look good on a nation that hasnt won in over 40 years
>>153557197>laffs
I would much rather take gold in the WJC than freakin' Bronze in the Olympics. If you win gold you know you're the best. Plus winning the WJC feels great because you know there's bunch of future stars in the making.
oh canada, more like oh no canada lol
Oh boy I can't wait to hop on /hoc/ and talk about hockey!
>leaf men's hockey went to OT>burger men's hockey went to OTYeah... I'm thinking maybe they're not as good as hoc says they are
Why are the women done and men haven't even had the semi-final? Who scheduled this stuff?
I wasn't and am not going to watch women's hockey so it's not a problem unc
>>153557397More like OH NO NO NO Canada
>>153557413Difference is ours wouldn't have went to OT if the 6 man goal was taken back.
>scoreless minor league draws
>>153557439Men's are the draw and will close out the Olympics. Women's is fluff meant to get through the week.
>>153557168Oy vey
>>153557385How much libtard pussy you think bro got for punching that chud?
>>153557385
>>153557504HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOUR LESBIANS AND BETTER AT HOCKEY THAN YOUR LESBIANS
>>153557439Who's the fuckin retard that decided 90% of events should be curling
>>153557547Curling is actually kino though retard. The real question is why everything is planned around homo skating
>>153557522America has the STRONGEST lesbians. JAV in complete shambles
>>153557556Curling is great if your hobbies include watching paint dry
>>153557547it's either that or some bullshit lolnorwaywins skiing sport
>>153557556Hockey, curling, and biathlon are the only ones that matter. Snowboarding and ski flying are fun to watch, but are just gimmicks.
>>153557556Believe it or not there are all sorts of people that watch the olympics and they have different tastes than you. Women love ice skating. Maybe you could try telling one you can appreciate their skating ability, as a hockey fan, and see where that gets you
Business idea: 5 on 5 OT and the ice ISNT cleaned
>>153557568>>153557611Terrible posts>>153557589Good post
>>153557413NHL players are the best in the world though>>153557522How do you know they're lesbians?
BUSINESS IDEA: Gary starts serving hard liquor at the arenas, and also blackjack, poker, and hookers
shut the fuck up ya crippled raped bitch
Is this the most retarded hockey take of all time?>gb2 redditFuck off normie don't pretend you don't browse on the daily
>NHL branded sex workers
>>153557636>How do you know they're lesbians?retard the team captain made news about marrying her fiance (woman)
>>153557665>>
>>153557649You're telling me Vegas doesn't already do this?
>>153557665I don't go back
Which arena has the best food?
>>153557673Thank you for my yearly women's sport update. I can't wait to drop that gem and appear enlightened at the next family outing.
They are saying in Finland that Laine isn't actually hurt again and that he's going to get traded asap after the olympics.
>>153557683I'm actually surprised most cities with failed malls haven't converted them into casinos and passed legislation to legalize drunkenness and sin nationwide >I mean, after all, what page of Revelation are we on anyway??
>olympic rules state that a team MUST put the C on a player that is playing
>>153557720>They are saying in Finland that Laine isn't actually hurteveryone knows this already. we've known this since Laine got "hurt"
>>153557742*ahem*
>>153557742Celebrini wants a D
>>153557784Careful, you'll bring out the swede simp
>>153557784He's gonna have to wait until Bedard gets it first
top 5 draft pick finnish golden generation of bulju and patshit laine
>Patrik Laine has reportedly been "kicked off" the Montreal CanadiensImagine drafting a Finn
Sorry Idk who that is nor follow shit teams
>trusting finnish pro scout to deliver news
>>153557821>>153557867finns are autistic he probably doesn't know he means "let go by management" I'm sure it was amicable.
>>153557821Last time they traded Jordan Harris for him. What value is left on the tires?
>>153557821ranger or canuck next year
>>153557665go back
>>153557886>Bulju and Laine could rejoin Aho on the randycanes FOR FREEFinn golden generation bros they're back!
>>153557821remember when habsfags were celebrating getting him
>>153557914it would certainly be at the expense of better players
>>153557892Rags for sure
>>153557929It was a good low risk pick up for the rebuild. Fortunate that the team has developed to the point where there isn't even a spot for him now.
>The *Athletic* Hailey Salvian so fucking sexyhttps://tmubold.ca/sports/cross-country/roster/hailey-salvian/939
>>153557892Gets released by one and signs for the other
>>153557821Spent too much of his salary on fortnite bucks huh
>>153557968caroline cameron board retard
Who here pulling an /all-nighter/ watching sports all night going into tomorrow for the semi-finals? Like the good ol’ days of college for midterms/finals or weekend if there was tennis on at like 4am.
>>153558016Enjoy watching more curling at 3 am
my tummy was rumblin so i ran to the vegas golden throne letting out squeaky eichels every step before i let a torrent of liquid marner into the bowl and marn water splashed up and got all over my mark stones
>>153558026Yikes get some metamucil
>>153558016>no based short track cinema kino tomorrowWtf is this shit
>>153557821what an idiot
>>153558040Kino is the german word for cinema retard
This your goat, America? Mogged.
>>153558050How could he be a king if he's not in possession of a ring?
>>153558050Too bad good looks dont win rings
pasta is probably right
>>153558050lundy is one good looking man and he's only gotten better with agedisagreeing is more gay than 'miring
>>1535580507 world titles vs 0 of anything
>>153558049That just makes even more kino then retard
>>153558057>>153558062I beg your pardon
>>153558090Only a Baron, never a King.
>>153558100Maybe a baronet
>>153558107Maybe a Viscount
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS...!WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS...!
im about to get medieval on yo ass
>>153558140you ever go to medieval timesit rules
>>153558138Our most beautiful American women :)
>his country didn't exist in medieval times
>>153558144I went when i was like 8. I went with my friend and his family. After the show, we were talking to the king, and he blew us off to talk to 2 hot women instead.
>>153558144i did on a school trip once. it was fun af.
>>153558154neither did yours, dummy
>>153558161it is good, to be ze king
>his country was a vassal state
>have no idea wtf uncs talking aboutcringe boomer hours ong
im a millennial, actually
>>153558154we're the continuation of rome
same thing
>>153558174
>>153558144it's supposed to be a spectacularly horrible place to work at
>zoomers will never have it this good
>>153558216 is it not around anymore?
>>153558172My country was founded by a literal pagan viking>>153558199Why do you keep electing Caligulas and Neros instead of Trajans and Hadrians?
>>153558216Green knight best knight
decent gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMu8HuYpRk
>>153558216looks comfy (boring)
>>153558223I know the one in Toronto is
>>153558241Bro they serve you a full course meal while you watch the show
>>153558161BOW DOWNBOW DOWN TO THE KING
I had a steak dinner delivered from a local restaurant the other night and it came delivered drenched in vinegar with sliced carrots on top
>>153558298>getting steak deliveredYour fault, idiot.
>>153558309Why? Can't you do that in Finland?
>>153558298>it came delivered drenched in vinegar with sliced carrots on topwhat the FUCK do canadians really? hell nah unc
>>153558298You were probably drunk and ordered it that way
>his birth year starts with a 1
>>153558298Well maybe if you won gold in women's hockey then the steak dinner would have been better prepared
>>153558315Sure but why the fuck would you do that? It's guaranteed to arrive all fucked up. Just get a steak delivered from a grocery store. Cooking a steak is the easiest thing in the world. You DO have a cast iron skillet, right?
canada bros :(why do we trade insultsI just want us to be bros again
>>153558356SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>153558348Calm down bud>>153558356No
>>153558356They don't "trade" anything, that's the fucking problem
>>153558356FUCK OFF
>>153558359fuck you>>153558361fuck you>>153558365fuck you
Canadians order their steaks with vinegar on it. No way I'm gonna be friendly to them
>>153558363Our trade relationship has largely benefited you for years
>>153558356Frig off eh
>>153558359>>153558361>>153558365o-ok...
>>153558376We give you civilization you give us maple syrup shut the fuck up
>>153558375mens hockey team should lose for that alone
i kneel and kiss the feet
>>153558356you know why
>>153558391Oh
>>153558403Canada
>>153558227Were in our "weak men" era. Hard times ahead
Is Crosby kill
>>153558424Strong women :)
>>153558428He can probably play through it
>>153558356This I want the chuds to leave
>>153558433excuse me what. kek
haha grrrrrrrrrrr i just hate canada so much grrrrrrrrrrr
For me, its Finland
>>153558465you dummy
>>153558428A bruise on the leg is a hell of a long way from the heart
>>153558465Next you'll say you believe in the easter bunny
the easter bunny is real, at least in concept
>>153556675Yeah just ignore the fucking HUMILIATION you took on home ice in Montreal last February. Caused a national meltdown so bad that people were already learning Yankee fucking Doodle
>>153558465based
>>153558498
>>153558428Cooper is just trying to play mind games like anyone genuinely believes Crosby is going to sit out an elimination game in the Olympics
>>153558543>H-he posted cr-cr-C-Cringe even though I'm still traumatized from the ass whoopingKWAB
>>153558551some american was in here last night saying Crosby broke his leg
no finnsno swedesno sunbelt no dummiesno bozos
>>153558558>still mad about losing 4 nations
>>153558582The 12 Nations is more important and we just won gold
>>153558567no gf
>>153558607*in women's
>>153558607the rugby tournament?
>>153558582>loses first game in humiliating fashion on home ice>causes week long national meltdown >Americans whoop them in game 2 and still can't be beat>Can'tnada has the performance of a lifetime by Jordan Binnington against the better team in overtime>Win in OT on a fluke play>Series tied 1-1 but still losing on aggregate>Can'tnadians somehow think that makes them a better teamEver real objective hockey fan knows you were not the better team and are about to get the biggest dose of reality of your lives on Sunday
When will you chuds just stop bickering and enjoy a nice game?
>>153558642But I did. It's called "curling"
>>153558644At least the ioc is giving us the late start games
>>153558641>lose gold medal game>s-series tied 1-1!
>>153558660gold medal game is 7:40AM est
team canada's women need tom wilson in a wig
>>153558644I expect the Canadian team to severely underestimate the Finns
>>153558666>WE WON THE GOLD BECAUSE GARY SAID SO EVEN THOUGH WE HAVEN'T BEATEN YOU ONCE IN REGULATIONWhatever helps you cope at night champ
>>153558644Who wins ? And why
>>153558668Erm 8:10
>>153558668>>153558708Also that’s technically the late game that day (the only one)
>>153558693canada and america win because post-ww2 euros are low-t sissy bois
>>153558588>>153558588canadabros..
>>153558690>starts coping 1 year later>y-you're coping!
>>153558708i was just testing you
>>153558727copey where did bud and trb go?
>>153558725If Can'tnada loses on Sunday they will riot for sure
>>153558641how mindraped are you? are you that raped bitch?
>>153558369I don't get it
>>153558774Erm actually retard, a leaf said, who totally wasn't coping at all, that its too early to riot>>153555940
>>153558398Why they wear the cuck mask
Why doesn't Ukraine have a team
>>153558775I can smell the Canadian's fear through my monitor...or might be the curry and samosa, not sure. Suck my dick jannie
>>153558837they're busy cleaning graphite off the roof
people talk about russia not being here but belarus probably would've finished higher than italy and france and maybe denmark
How many drugs are they going to pump into Crosby?
>>153558870Just edibles and italian bussy
Lmao right before Hilary Night scored CBC Gem was showing the Canada lesbos winning in one of the past Olympics because they thought it was over and Canada was going to get another one
im going to shitpoast like it's a game seven
>>153556116LMAO thats the Human Chatgpt hallucinating down on the ice
>>153558896>italian bussyGiwtwm..............
is the US the only western nation whose head of state insulted their own athletes?
>>153558926The Germans had that happen once. It didn't end well for ol' Adolph.
>>153558947no milly?
Getting sick of that nose ringed cunt fs
>>153558926Yeah our current head of state is a moron
>>153558926Qrd
>>153558926Honestly they deserved it. Those bitches had an ego and needed to be humbled just like 51ers
>>153558693>Whose gonna win?>The protagonists or the side characters?
shit genny. what should i playhockey or winter oly recs only
>>153559042
Our NHLsies start up next week :)
Kino moments
>>153559053There is 50/50 chance this is real
>>153559078pic unrelated
The punchup was from Schenectady?
COSTANZA JPEG
>>153558903It honestly blows my mind how hockey is such a character changer for Canadians. Everyplace else in conversation there as chill as the average Midwesterner but on they seem super smug about hockey. Not saying they don't have the right just such a jump
>>153559114Zip code 12345
>>153559128my kid played travel hockey along the great lakes region and canada i can assure you our youth culture is catching up very fast and our parents are getting almost loud and gay and annoying
>>153559160Its mostly that you need to be pretty rich and motivated to get into hockey and those types of people are usually like that. Hockey families are usually weirdos.
>>153559160no one expected canada to annex the upper midwest, northeast and pacific coast first
>>153559128It is literally the only thing they have.
They hated him because he spoke the truth
>Americans making threads about women's hockey
the american century of humiliation has so far been pretty bad ngl, I didn't think it would lower the quality of my life this bad
>>153559195lol
>>153559171yeah kinda why he switched sports after grade 8 and went lax and wrestling instead way less expensive and mental
>>153559199Seems like you can't win if you can't cheat
>>153559195The sad thing is Canada and USA in women's are so much better than everyone else as well. Canada literally outshot Switzerland like 48-9 when we played them. Think about what the standard is for like the #8-#10.ranked womens nations
>>153559221why arent americans cheating thenthey are out of the mens curling, right?
>>153559229Just embrass it
>>153559236lol
>>153559239
>>153559229They took themselves out of the tournament because they couldn't bear the guilt of playing with dirty cheaters like Canada
If you think about it, like the Cup, Canada actually wins the gold medal every year
>>153555555
>>153559249
>>153559253Retard
>>153559252so team usa will do the same out of solidarity and concede the gold then, excellentanything less would mean the guilt was not too great
>>153559269Only if Team Canada withdraws out of shame for harboring dirty stone touchers within their ranks
>>153559286we take pride in our cheating like you once did
>>153557099yeah it's still better than Jean-Pete and Guiseppo
>>153558926what did he say?
>>153559304Bosh
remember the time flo-jo strapped saturn v rockets to her shoes
>>153559257luka is such a desperate whiner
>>153559309I don't know it was retarded he was just lashing out at some skiers
>you will never headpat celebrini Why even live
>>153558375And we put A1 on our steaks. You know what is in A1?
>>153559351McDavid is so planet of the apes coded
>>153559369jej
phenotype?
>>153559385canamutt
>>153559385Apesexual chimpmaxxingHis pronouns are ooh-ooh/aah-aahHobbies include eating bananas and flinging poop
who does wilson heem in the gold medal game
*pours you a glass of water*
>>153559362Freedom
>>153559385Pure Scottish warrior genes, a descendant of the Dál Riata.
These Olympics are the start of a great, beautiful friendship between these 2
>>153559398the battle over who gets to kiss Macklin is the more interesting matter.
>>153559362>doesn't put au poivre or chimichurri on his steakngmi
>>153559438it's not interesting at all, it's McDavid
>>153559444they might lose though. then which hughes brother will claim him?
>>153559385
>>153559454they're losing because they didn't take Caufield or Hutson (both Canadian btw)
canadian women status?
>>153559429>Hyped up as the next face of hockey>Have a slow start>Get instantly usurped If Canada wins gold Bedussy has to be in the running for KWABOTY.
>>153559464probably drinking wine and licking each other
this man is raped >>153559472
>>153559467bedard will have him change to prove himselfmeanwhile laffreniere doesnt even get a camp invite
this queer is queering off >>153559490
>>153559490I feel like half.of.these posts are from two people..one is a proxy fag the other one is a schizo
>>153559506shut the fuck up trb
>>153559464Collapsed into prolapse. Utterly anally inverted.
>>153559463extremely true. hutson would also have been a contender.
>log into hoc>trb bubblin 'gainctmsu
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