>Sat 21.02.11.00 Langrenn - M Mass Start Classic 50km14.15 Skiskyting - W Mass Start 12.5km>Sun 22.02.10.00 Langrenn - W Mass Start Classic 50kmPrevious thread: >>153544021
First for calle win the 50k
I want to get off of German Biathlons Wild Ride
>germany
4th for Esoteric Calle-ism
>>153564778women mass start tomorrowpreuss WILL deliver
>>153564683We can't get to your level
>>153564841imagine having a frida gf lol
>>153564847>You wanted another 4th place anon?
Another?
>>153564841>tfw no oral fixation frida gf
45 bings until femke
>>153564848We're getting 4th in curling and women's 50km probably, maybe one in men's 50km tooThe race is on
She robbed us of a 4th place
Ragne gold soon>inb4 delulu
>>153565031I still believe H-Weng's is going to podium, and her chances just got better because Frida is isolated due to symptoms of a cold.
>>153565102I think she has good chances at a podium too but the other girls are usually ranked 4-10
giacomel is alive btw, he seems to be getting better
iivo is sick and will decide in the morning if he participates in 50kafla before it even begins
>>153565299Did they say anything about his condition?Does he have heart problems or something?
>>153565313I fucking KNEW something like this would happen.
>>153565327You can't diagnose hear issues that fast.Probably going to go through a battery of tests and season might be over.
>>153565366I meant if he had a known history of heart problems like Tandrevold
>>153565393IIRC Tandrevold didn't know she had any issues until the Kollaps in Beijing?
>>153565393They asked JTB and Tarjei that and they said Giacomel had never talked to them about it
>>153565327we don't know for certain, it might have been pains with his spleen
>>153565403She had heart fibrillation in Oberhof in 2021 before the 2022 Olympics toohttps://www.vg.no/sport/i/OQ645q/tandrevold-etter-kollapsen-jeg-fikk-hjerteflimmerWas was also hospitalized in 2017 with heart problems
>>153565448Well that fucking sucks, what a shit way to ruin your Olympics at home
>only other choice is to watch Finland get bullied by Canada in refpuckDJH it is.
DJH when?
>>153565925Did she died?
>>15356585914th pair.
>>153566040Me in the back being autistic
>>153564957
>>153566125Keep going...
>>153564957>choking with used olympic condomsKWAB!
>>153565859Better to ask in here since it's the regulars, but does anyone have the picture of the origins of Rumpa? Can't find the picture of the badge on her insta.
>>153564841>all of that nasty dried toothpaste on her toothbrushmy exes toothbrush used to look like that too and it used to disgust me
>>153566645
>>153566704Thanks Pekka!
Our bum "vallachef" trying to explain himself by blaming the changing weather "cold nights, warm nights, some snow", fire this bum
>>153566704
>>153566704R U M P AUMPA
big overlap between chess and sneed skating enthusiast in norway for some reason
PumpaRumpa
fuck lollo
>>153566893>>153566931TURBOSEXO
>>153566977F
>>153566962
>>153566970please god let me
Kokbros...
KOK defeated
>>153566977Doro retiring in the same race?
Germanybros, I'm getting quite grumpy from all these 4thplaces
SUOMI
>>153567230Yep
>>153567284The results are too good actually. I wanted bad results (outside top15) for the DSV to change their ways but 4th is almost bronze, bronze is almost silver and silver is almost gold so basically we won 4x gold on the last 4 races
Ragne!
Not bad Ragne
ragne:)
Raaaaaagneeeeeee
>Dutch starting
>-0.06R U M P A
unbelievable
>-0.06fuck
RUMPA
>-0.06R U M P AUMPA
Noooooooooooooo
so it happened again...
>>153567761She looks like my colleague here wtf
Surely we can beat the Czech
Redheads are so hot
>>153567822Czech is a flatbanker, so I don't know...
RUMPA RUMPA RUMPA
GULD-RUMPAHow did Takagi collapse on the last lap?
>>153567947Looked like she cramped or something. Suddenly holding her thigh after the turn ended.
RUMPAUMPA
>>153567075>>153566962Its SWEDOPHOBIC TO POST THESE
Silver Ragne
>>153567842>flatbankerjej
>>153568036EU strikes again
Hello where are the Bobs???
You did watch the skating right?
>>153568036why does she stick her tongue out when shes about to drink
Nolte
Germany 4th status?!?!?!?!?!
Blizzard Johnson are the hottest team
>>153568292Give it back!
how is she so pretty
ragnes almost gold stare
Biggest afla of the games coming in an hour
>>153568562Is this sped up or is she so frantic because her pantsu is showing?
50km women. Ebba, Slind, Heidi?
>>153568737Stadlober
>>153568737With the way everythings going your way it’s a heidi slind gold and silver
Pls don't lose against the 666evil Canadada Suomi!!!
>>153568562Kek. Cameraman probably thinking the games are almost over, so fuck it we ball!
>>153568737Heidi
GIWTWMJDIMSA
Canada ruining all the fun
>>153568562sniffa sniffa sniffa
Fuck!
:(
Name an athlete more impossible to hate than Ragne challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
these two like eachother a lotalso ragne seems very wholesome, hope she wins olympic gold one day
>>153569462
>couldn't watch mass start>see result>imagine all the filet mignon posts>tv putting it on because nothing else interesting ongoing ig>mfw giacomel
>>153569721is there any info on what was wrong with him? one minute he was in the lead, next he was 30 seconds behind and dying
AFLA
Afla
>>153569789From L'Equipe “He felt unwell and chose to stop mid-race, where he was immediately attended to by the team doctor. He is feeling better and is now moving around unaided,” the FISI (Italian Winter Sports Federation) initially announced, before adding: “He was taken to the mobile clinic set up specifically at the competition venue. Doctors there performed an ultrasound and an electrocardiogram, ruling out any complications.” The biathlete was then able to rejoin the rest of the team and will undergo further examinations in the coming days.
It's øver
>afla
We're a bronze nation anyway
>>153569530ragne like girls?
>>153570233Wtf, I like girls too?
>>153569536well...
>>153570233she has a boyfriend but she's suspiciously cuddly around girls
Who's taking over the coaching job when Mazet retires this season?
>>153570465A good portion of the norwegian winter athletes are at least bi. I know 99% sure that Tiril is, so probably Tandrebutt too.Falla and Jacobsen were apparently going at it for a while with no one really knowing about it.No reason to think there aren't more.
>>153570556Sup?
>>153570556Tiril
>>153570607Who is this handsome Chinaman?>>153570619Absolute adulterated kino
>>153570233
>>153570675for free???????
>>153569939Poor dude, hope he recovers to challenge Perrot for the Overall
>>153569462Stina
Did Michelle fall AGAIN
>>153571762
Luv are suz
they have reassembled Lindsey Vonn
>>153569939>>153569957Hope he gets well before the World Cup starts again.
>>153572093Do you have the hospital bed pic, i forgot to save it
>>153571829How does this keep happening lol
>>153571858she did it!
LAURA
We did it Bob-Bros
Looking good at half time
triple crash!
blood?
>>153572386it did in Monobob, even after 3rd run
>>153572386If this stands, you'll retake the 4th place in the medal table from the Dutch.
ouch that eye might be gone if shes unlucky
super serious sport on display with pause after a chute lamaoimagine same in xc
>>153572515did you see the replay?
>>153572717Shit, looks like the end of the blade caught her right below the eye.
>>153572717Fuck that's nasty
>>153572717>>153572768Oh fuck! That eye is gone! Terrible.
I sharted I think.
>>153572717after this everyone will wear visors like xandra
>>153572386post rare buckwitzes
>>153572717fucking retarded sport
>>153572958xandra looks like a dork
>>153573042Xandra looks wholesome
>>153572717it doesn't look like it hits her eye, just the cheekbone. The bone there is pretty fragile however which could cause issues if broken
>>153572093Healthiest looking alpine skier leg
First medal for Estonia in weed ski?
KEK
Is this a real sport?
Lol will anyone finish
>>153573571No, it's a spinoff minigame of a more real and serious sport
So many favorites fucked in this heat lmaoXandra, Courtney, Suz
>>153573062Nah bro that eye is gone
I am once again calling for a complete shutdown of short track sneedskating until we can figure out what the hell is going on!
>>153573092now show twixberg
>you can literally see the crack in the ice that made Xandra slipItalian ice making everyone!
>>153573748I hope that's not the case
>>153573828shitalians cant make ice!
>>153573976
>>153564745why is this fag a meme?
It's so fucking wet
>>153573988top kek
No one to support in Final A. Rerun the semi
>>153573988lol
Fuck the US
cant believe we've had two deaths today
Real and serious status?
Seems like the Polish girl didn't lose her eye but got a fracture in the face
>>153574831Has gold, has Zoe. Life aint fair
>>153574831his face tonight
>>153574921...have they started? they're so slow
Xandra looks like she wants to cut someone with her skates
>>153575097It's the B-final so times don't matter and nobody cares
>>153575097this is like the first 49km of 50km xc slurping tomorrow
>>153574839
>two goats in the cringe final>they arent even trying>still gapped everyonethis is brought to you by Italian Ice (TM)
the italian is cute!
>>153575237Many such cases
I wished THE GRATE SATAN666 USA would lose! Fuck them
>>153574839Yeah apparenlty gave the thumbs up
It's Øver!
>she's medaled in 6 olympic gamesw e w
I'd probably be crying for a week if i broke my face
>>153575431
korean cuties
>>153575487>she's medaled in 0 olympic games
How will we cope now the shorttrack is over bros?
I actually dont even like this stupid sport
>>153575642We'll meet again tomorrow <3
>>153575768I was hoping to see you play in final :(
>>153572093holy shit they screwed her back together
>>153575812let's be real, a usa canada final has higher stakes and is more exciting
>>153576209Yeah but I don't give a shit about stakes
>niskanen dedrip last hope of 50k excitement
It's gonna be a sad 50km
This is actually insane, one of the most prestigeous events (behind the ice hockey final if all NHL stars are there) in every Winter OS is the 50k. It just feels dead for tomorrow. We need Muhlegg 2.0
^Lmao
>>153577166Hes already there, you just dont know it
They took him from us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdgzusuhM4E
Ragne is our purest girl and she got 0 golds :(
>>153578110Three medals is still really good!Sucks she was so unlucky with the centiseconds
>>153579556after the last pair
Buongiorno
Praying to Ireen Wüst for Italy to not win any more golds and for us to win 1 more in either of the longtrack mass starts.
wish i could do this sportthe endurance aspect gets me pumpedi'm about to explode
Good morning
national skiing day today
nothing interesting until biathlon
Morning, lads
>>153566962>>153567075YOU WILL NOT BULLY EBBA
>ski mountaineering mixed relay
>>153577166It should be 100k, more akin to ye olde death march
Just got back from a walk on the lake
>>153578110there's no shame in losing to djh
>>153576727Is this real?
>>153581510Just now it's reported that Iivo will make the decision to start or DNS during the pre-race warmup.
This thread is deader than during the normal season
To make it fair Kläbo should be forced to use swedish skiis
>>153581657we should give him steel weights to make the race slightly more fair
One last choke Bros, are you with her?
there is no hype for kläbowinslol today
>>153581811Only hype for kläbochokeskek
>>153581811Death march will be kino.
>>153581811just waiting for iivo's eventual decision to not start
Finally, back to real skiing.
>>153581919Me on the right
Bobs and Vagene starting
>an hammer thrower, a weightlifterI don't understand this sport I thought sprinters would be better
>>153582111Weight and Speed
Jojo consolation price.
JUST NU: Iivo will start in the 50km!
How long will Iivo last
Today I feel Iivo
>>153582357when's it start?
>>153582432In 10 minutes
>+7 Celcius
THERES A BLACK DOOD ON SKISWHAT THE HELL
>>153582443dayum... i am disappointed finland blew their 2-0 lead vs canucksthese olympics kind of suck outside of klaebo
>>153582471you'll miss it when it's gone
Why is SVT 1 showing the norwegian tv studio mocking sweden's men's team
>>153582485Humiliation fetish
>Ben Ogden DNSwhat went wrong
>>153582499Can't into anything longer than 3km
>>153582243i love jojo!
>>153582499He’s crying in his Olympic dorm after Alysa Liu turned him down for sex
>federico pellegrino has the fluthis was supposed to be his farewell run
>>153582484no...i really only liked the cross country events and maybe some speed skatingthe rest has been spammed to hell by retards and i'm so glad that shit is over(fs and curling)was hoping for underdog finland to get gold in hockey, now it'll be just another usa/can piss session
>>153582561you and me both, brother.
Based anti-slurper
EARLY NYENGET ATTACK
based
What’s the farthest you’ve ever skied?
>klaebo not firstit's so over
klaebo on fraudwatch
CRASHING THIS PELOTON
>>1535825915km
>>1535825910.00 millimeters>>153582593>>153582598inhaler pit stop is coming trust the plan
>>153582591In a day? Idk 45km or so when i was out a whole day in the mountains
>>153582591Do the 30km from Frognerserteren to Kikut once or twice per year usually. Unless there isn't enough snow.
>>153582566
>>153582591Cross-country, 25km in the military with full kit and issue skis.
>>153582593he doesnt want to be first, if he happens to get up there he will slow down the tempo instantlyhes a massive slurper
>>153582604THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHER
>>15358259115~km, but it was in the army on wooden skis from the 50s so I think it should count double
>>153582616same. shouldn't have signed up for january.
Kino event ngl, visually if not dramatically
>>153582591I've skied Birkebeinerrennet a few times. That's 54km I think
mom, are we there yet?
is this the KING DISCIPLINE?
>>153582616>>153582625>>153582626Vita blixten?
>nyenget
>>153582591one km longer than anyone else itt
>>153582626somehow i never had to even as a january start
>>153582630Nice. I wanted to do that, but the years I was in good enough shape all the places were sold out before I had a chance to sign up. And I didn't have the money to get a scalped place.
>>153582591200 meters at the bottom of a slope to catch the chairlift
STOP THE COUNT
>Finnish waxing
What the fuck… this is some Michael Phelps shit
>>153582678hedegart a big klaebo merchant
Do you have to stop if you get lapped?
>>153582678Well he’s the best ever in amazing form
I did it.up at @4am with my coffee to see Olympic history made.don't mind me I'll lurk on my thread visa
>>153582638We had these, note the "ALLE 80" text near the nose, which means these are supposed to be issued to people under 80kg in weight. We had one huge motherfucker in my training platoon, a weightlifter who weighed about 110kg, IIRC, and his heaviest class skis didn't support him at all, he always waded through the snow.
what happened to that dude kruger? isnt 50k his thing?
>>153582699
>>153582699I’m staying up all night because I’m lost control of my life and I don’t want the Olympics to end
>>153582705Shit season
>>153582693bjorndalen said he can't be the goat because the current field is shit, so daehlie is still better. truth nuke or just old man yelling at clouds?
>5th placejaebo
>dream about the OleLympics for 4 years>abandon to train for vasaloppet>abandon just for lulz>abandon because you're in a bad moodI don't get Swedish Men
>>153582705He didn't make the cut for the Norwegian team.
Calle..
At this point idk what Calle means and I’m too afraid to ask
They guys bully Calle all the time
Calle is going to win, it was revealed to me in a dream.
calle bros...
>calle +22heh, hes just warming up
When Calle isn't on screen, the audience should ask: "Where's Calle?"
>>153582690Usually yes, but the olympics seem to have special rules, eg. in alpine they let everyone ski the 2nd run not just the top30
>>153582708aaah, 4 years of quiet with no tourists
Cmon desloges!
>>153582752They also do this in WCHs (eg in Saalbach)
Is there a freestyle 50km?
>>153582734He is a washed up Swedish skier but we don't have anything better so he got to go to the Olympics
canada in the lead!
>>153582761Yes, the last world championships had freestyle 50kms, for example.
>>153582763Thank you bjorn
Iivo attack coming soonIt was revealed to me in a vision
>>153582761they swap styles every other championshipnext olympics will be freestyle
>>153582779god I would have a biblical erection if he beat klaebo in this
Do we have some dude who can get 4th for us?
Magestic to see Calle, before he soon accends and leaves our mundane world with his people as an athereal being
>>153582704We had these, all were identical length and size, i dont remember our heavier friends having any trouble with just that, the wagon used to pull the machine gun on the other hand was horrific.
>>153582591Ounce went tourskiing with my dad, up the alps on the French side and then alpine’d down on the Italian side. I don’t remember the horizontal distance but in terms of altitude we did about 3000m over 3 days. Food has never tasted so good and rest never felt so good.
>>153582785pls
Some of these dudes are the only olympians from their country in Milano cortina
>>153582794and the après ski
>>153582761>>153582773>>153582783imagine the amount of medals kläbo would get if every race was done both classical and freestyle
binland can do it, it came to me in a dream i had during a vision
>iivo leadLET'S FUCKING GO
>you will stay in line
>>153582803lovely picture of a cancer patient
>>153582797>Sebastian Endrestad>Born in Lorenskog (NOR)
>>153582802klaebo is saving the ventolin for the end
>>153582797>bolivia's brave Grønlund
>>153582810Those are the rules.
Isn't Iivo a bit too old to win at 34?
>Klaebo +0.1 secondsIs this race a forgone conclusion?
>>153582821>stevenson for haiti
>>153582833It's over
Calle +1,24
>>153582725Feminized society
whats the vo2 on these motherfuckers
>>153582779>It was revealed to me in a vision
>>153582848Barely 20 since they have asthma
iivo ded. game over.
It's going to be a Norway treble isn'it?
>>153582863
Norgay had their worst Olympics in Torino 2006. They seethed hard and now, 20 years later they're having their best in Milano 2026. (although they're only good in meme sports and shit at sports that matter such as bobsled)
>>153582863Oh yes.
>>15358284885+, any lower and you're not going to be competitive
NISKANEN DEAD
There was a pretty interesting article in our leading newspaper about how Klæbo is obviously extremely skilled and talented but how modern skiing distances and types of events/starts benefit him. Also, his biggest rival is banned. Still, it's pretty crazy how he can do so well in both the shortest and longest distances.
>Iivo DNF
Niskanen OUT
FUGGG :DD
RIP IivoRIP Harald
amundsen is kill
It's joever. He is sick and gave up.
wow
>IIVO
IivOVER
Berglund moved up 2 positions, the chase is on
MULTIPLE KWABOTY'S AT THE SAME TIME
The Norge forgot his ventolin
>>153582885He beat Bolshunov in 50k also but got cucked by FIS.
No norway sweep + 1
Holy /weakmind/
>amundsen
>>153582803>>153582811F
Is Vasaloppet the longest distance of all competitions?
it‘s over norwaysweepslol
>Iivo OUTAFLA
We are the most dominant nation with 4 guys in the top 10
see you in four years anons
>>153582923He should give all of his power to his sister
>>153582928Where is he going?
It's Iivover....
The king has fallen
>>153582928>le pinguin meme
>>153582928>>153582935
>>153582935he had a flu
At this rate Calle will be the last one standing
>>153582923>we can't have this event because wimminz can't do it :(>t. IOC
>>153582946Oui... >>153582945
>>153582928>>153582945>>153582946
I thought the record would be ours forever and now I’m sweating that klaebo will cuck Heiden
Looked like Lapalus was holding his stomach there for a moment, has French media mentioned a possible illness?>>153582935He's heading into the interior of the vast continent.
>>153582949That didn't stop Michael Jordan
>>153582929praying that you guys can challenge for some golds in 2030 with the host "boost"
>>153582921I miss this
>>153582921What happens here?
>Klaebo down 1.9sit's so over
>>153582960still a record for individual golds
Now we support Saveli
KOROSTELEV DROPPING
>>153582960>500m>1000m>1500mHow is this allowed?1238m, 1356m and 872m events when?
SAVA NO
RUSSIA PLEASE SAVE US
>>153582976>100m>200m>400m>800m>1500mHow is this allowed in running?
>>153582960Don’t worry, Heiden won those in a real, serious and competitive sport.
>>153582970man not quit when hardman has honornot like white devil
And away they go
russian need to swap skis
the norway uniforms are kind of lame
>>153582885Very Sad to have been robbed of the Bolshunov vs Kläbo fights since 2022 on the longer distances tbqh
I dont understand how norway always has incredible valla, im convinced they sabotage the others
>>153582991>'winter' sports in a building because babbies would be too cold and uncomfortably>serious sportskek
Calle is losing at least 20s on each leg. I don't think he is gonna do it.
wtf they said borooma went home
How can asthmalets even compete?
>>153582960winning both 500m and 10k in sneedskating might honestly be even more impressive than winning both the sprint and the 50k in cross country
>>153582989You are comparing running to skatingIt's like speed roller had 20 events in summer olympics
>>153583001I cri everitim :(
>>153582970people are dying
danish commentators have been talking about ski grease for 20 minutes now
come on korostelov!
Iivo crying
It’s fucking over
>>153583029ours has a painful iivo interview going on
>wax diff
>>153582960100 meter when??
>>153583022"speed roller" isn't in the summer olympics so wtf are you talking aboutat least compare it to something real
I joked to my doctor friend about your "asthma" meme and he responded like I was a dullard peddling conspiracy theories, saying it doesn't make sense. Maybe I didn't explain it well but, tsk - know it all greenhorn sawbones
The russian is gonna tap out of the top 4 before 30km, he has to work way too hard downhill
I love close and exciting races between a diversity of many nations!
>>153583046he really needs new skis but he would probably lose too much time to change them
>>153583044>"speed roller" isn't in the summer olympicsExactly, speed skating shouldn't be in the Winter Olympics
>They're going to work together and keep up the paceRIP
Iivo crying in Yle interview, basically said that he'd put everything on one card and then got sick during the last week of the Olympics.
wooden medal again. pain
>>153583050at this point the "race" is just about to see what medal klaebo will get
>Only Korostelev can save us from norgay sweep We are all russian today
So Klaebo has carried Emil to not one, but two medals
>>153583006As opposed to those natural rock formations that iceslide tracks are built in? Let’s not leave the church before singing neighbour
>>153583056And people were shitting on the ski mountaineering event. They'd change the skis in a few seconds tops.
shouldve waxxed harder
are we seriously going to be watching 3 norwegain on a casual saturday trip just win it all lmao
BASED NORGAYpidorashka-bros......
>>153583084how did you cheat with the wax this time?
waxx status?
Klæbo unironically showing weakness
>kwaebo +1.9lungs status?
Can any russian confirm if Korostelev is supposed to be pronounced Kurostlov as the swedish commentators are convinced
>>153583082It's not about the pit-stop per se. It's about decreasing your chance to ski in a group and THEN you lose lots of time (sucking the wheel if you're into cycling)
>calle>+4.22he needs to make his move soon
AND IIVO JUMPS ONTO THE TRACK AND STARTS BEATING THE NORWEGIAN SKIIERS IN A FIT OF CRYING RAGEin an alternate timeline
>>153583056i doubt it would help, the waxing brigade is severely understaffed. the skis were shit in the skiathlon too, it's a miracle he was so close to medalling
>>153583059Just because your country is in too much of a mess to organize it doesn’t mean it shouldn’t happen. Also you’d have to find someone to break the news to Ragne, and nobody is so evil that they would try and break the spirit of the purest girl there is.
>>153583108Sisu
I think the 2 Norgays are perfectly fine to give Klaebo gold if he carries them along in a group
Why won't they just put the spent bidon strategically back into the track so other runners crash on it?
>>153583109>IT'S IIVO NISKANEN WITH A STEELCHAIR
>>153583101Listen herehttps://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/results/athlete-details/138012
>>153583127Many people are saying this
You don’t hear sneedskaters piss and moan about their blade oil or something btw
>>153583065
>>153583137they piss and moan about the ice instead
>>153583116Not again please
>>153583065Shouldn't have gone to the orgy
>>153583137Or runners sperg out about their shoes or cyclists complaining about tyres
>>153583101lov is more correct than lev, transliterators can't into ё
Lovera might get bronze. Emil looks half-dead
>>153582928>My people need me
Norwaybros.....I kneel. Ignore the hate from lesser countries.
Another victim
>>153583180who died
>>153564759digits and calle will not get lapped
It should have been an interval start. This shit sucks
come on ITA, surely there is unexploded ordnance in the snow you placed there in case worst case scenario rigging had to happen
>>153583196It looked like Lapalus quit but he only had pebbles in his shoe
I need coffee
>>153583199LET'S GO
>still 23km to gowtf how long is this shit
Pretty farsical how only 3 norwegians can do this without a total kollaps
>>15358323225km race
>>15358323250km
>>153583147Hope you’re not implying the various Scandinavian NOC’s wouldn’t complain if the races took place on a surface of liquid water as opposed to the frozen stuff.Comparing individual material to general conditions is as apples and oranges as it gets.
Based Nyenget pressuring them to not change skis
>>153583132>>153583159Ok i stand corrected, anyway does Tjajkovskij or Tchaikovsky alternatively Dostojevskij or Dostoevsky sound better to russian ears
>>153583159to be fair you rarely write it as ë.
>>153583137>indoors babby sports under lab conditionsno shit
Stop the count
Austrian ded in bob?
>>153583137Were you here yesterday? They compained non-stop about the ice, and Desmet about her skate being crooked.
>>153583249the unstressed o's reduce into more like a's so it's kinda like dastajevski (i think)
Cross country nation of sweden at a brave 13th place
>>153583270>>153583281Crash webm
one guy has been lapped already
I miss doped russians at olympics only they could counter op norwegians
A R S I
How is Calle doing?
>>153583323over 6 minutes behind
>>153583323Callingz just needs more time.
>>153583323so washed he belongs stuffed into the nearest återvinningscentral
>>153583334So can he still win?
>>153583334Prime position
>>153583323he can still podium
>>153583249>does Tjajkovskij or TchaikovskyThey are literally the same sounds expressed differently in different languages...Dostoevsky is another thing altogether because Dostoevsky is missing a sound that's in Дocтoeвcкiй
>>153583345of course, hes preparing his attack
>>153583323second best swede, so he must be doing well considering Sweden's historical status as a xc powerhouse
>>153583345Most dangerous lead, comeback starting soon
>>153583323he's implementing an uttermost advanced tactic
Norgay pls wait for others to catch up instead of giving us a snoozefest
kläbo cant keep up!
Reminder that Klaebo of last year and currently is the best in the world between distances of 100m-100km, making him one of the most doped humans in history.
Tomorrow the same with Frida, Ebba and Slinda
is scotland nordic?
This is not very entertaining
>>153583416Honorary nordic with Musgrave, Clugnet and Young.
>>153583416Merely embarrassed Anglos
>>153583011Wasn’t he supposed to be sick? Didn’t look sick sitting there laughing, fucking weak faggot. They entire mens team is rotten to the core
>>153583416they are celts
>>153583418Luckily there is a serious and competitive sport going on (bobsled)
>>153583416GB is honorary med. Their suicide rates are med tier also
calle +7:27
>>153583418Just one hour until ski mountaineering relay kino
so how are they going to split the medals
Put in an attack! Kläbo not looking fresh
What are the chances from here of it not being three medals for Norway?
Everyone’s thinking it. I’m just saying it.How does one man glide like that?? HUH?? You’re telling me this is NORMAL?? The snow parts for him. The wind signs a NON-AGGRESSION PACT. The skis?? Suspiciously cooperative. Very suspicious.Many people are whispering, quietly, respectfully, that something is going on. Not illegal. Not that. Something… Nordic. Ancient. Possibly involving secret fjord technology. I’ve seen documentaries. I know how this works.You watch the sprint finishes and it’s like he presses a hidden button. Turbo mode. Glacier overdrive. The man hits the final 200 meters and suddenly gravity resigns. Coincidence? Maybe. But maybe also… not.And the calm face! That’s the part nobody talks about. Everyone else looks like they wrestled a moose uphill. He looks like he just finished a light jog to check the mail.I’m not accusing. I’m just asking questions. Big questions. Calle-sized questions.Is there a secret ski lab under a mountain? Are the Norwegians training with polar bears? Does he recharge in the northern lights? We don’t know. And until someone proves he’s NOT powered by renewable Arctic energy, I will remain politely skeptical.People are saying it. More are thinking it. The snow remembers.
>>1535834881%
>>153583488Meteor strike
thrilling
>>153583488one of them could bonk i guess
>>15358348810% give or take
>>153583492>>153583493Why are we watching?
>>153583429Anglo: You eat oatmeal? We feed it to our horses!Scotsman: That's why you have such fine horses and we have such fine Men.
>>153583490the norwegians are powered by hyperborean vril
NYENGET GETTING A GAP
>>153583416
Klæbo dying...
>>153583509I’ve been brainwashed to watch this since i was 5
>>153583522>KAOSLOPP
>>153583522>I fucked up the croppingshirt says "hade suttit fint med en jäger"
>>153583428Musgrave is from Poole down soufDon't know about the others
our only hope is nyenget refusing to change skis during the whole race and russia catching up
>dropping time with new skies
>>153583490kek
>>153583561Even the russian is slowly losing time on them tho, there is no hope
Wax status?
Is it still going?was watching in telly but they switched to some other ski event and bobslutting.
>>153583578It's 50km. Takes a while.
>>153583578Still 25 minutes to go
>>153583545>"hade suttit fint med en jäger"Based ai
Gotta give it to Nyenget for trying. This is his last Olympics
>>153583646If he does the whole race with same skis it would be insane.
How important is skisucking here compared to wheelsucking cycling?The gains in cycling by being in a group and not pulling are huge
>>153583663It's not as significant as in cycling, but in certain conditions you get a huge advantage from being second, especially downhill.
JHK Northuging this shit
fuck new skis
>>153583440>there is a serious and competitive sport going on (bobsled)bob was stopped for like 20 minutes lol
Where's the other players???
>>153583685controllers disconnected
Is Kläbo going to get cucked from another gold?
>tune in to "femmilen" almost 2 hour late>everything I see are 3 n*rwegian suits>shut it offToday may turn into a kalssarikännit day me thinks.
>>153583685Dood. Wat nou?
>klæbo pullingIt's over Nyengetbros
How would Bolshunov fare if he wasn't banned in this year's Olympics? Can he beat Klaebo?
>>153583696based
>>153583663different physics as skis glide less than wheels on their own but it definitely helps you burn less energy, and downhill being in the slipstream when you have gravity on your side to assist helps a lot, often times people will try and break away going uphill before a descent so to avoid the skier behind getting a slipstream
>>153583703Not with Korostelev's skis
>>153583685norway released the covid26 virus that dropped the other contestants
>Koro4thliev
>>153583703Kolostelev has beat him in every race they have had, pretty much. So no.
wtf did nyenget just give up? dont let kläbo pull ffs
>>153583696Alan Wake 2 taught me what kalssarikännit is
>>153583685It's a team time trial, so they start staggered
>>1535837032022 bolshunov would
i wonder if korostelev wouldve had a chance if he had better skis in the beginning
business idea: tripple podium ends the sport from olympics
>>153583751What does Nandway look like?
Trondheim 1:57 despite being a harder course and slushier snow. You can tall Klaebo hasn't trained all year
>Iversen
Emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil
There's also the option for everyone else to git gud, it's not like Norwegians are genetically adapted to skiing fast
>>153583761skate is faster
he bonked hard
Ugh stream keeps shitting the bed.
klæbowinslol
What is the purpose of the letter æ? You know you can just ae or ä? LOL
pas normal
why dont we, the kingdom of denmark, just hire these two to defend greenland
Me as bib 45
>top 3 norway BOOOOO
Would Klaebo win against a Swedish Womens Relay (minus Ebba's crash) if he did all legs himself?
>>153583828yeah
>>153583828Yes
lmao
KLÄBO ATTACK
sluuuuurp
its just ridiculous
God damn
>THAT FUCKING KICK ON THAT HILL>KlaebowinslolUn fucking believable that this dude dominates sprints and the 50kmJESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Heh I guess you can say Klæbo is a pretty sticky competitor.
his piss obviously glows in the dark, but what colour is it?
cool
What medicines are Klaebo taking?
ZERO DECENCY
watch as a UFO sweeps in above the arena and takes Kläbo away, his actual parents miss him
Norsk makt
goodbye
Pretty sure I watched this last week. What was the point of the extra 40km?
Literally 1/3 of Norway's golds are earned by Klaebo. Imagine if he was Swedish, that would be enough to overtake Norway in the medal table.
Why has every commentator forgot Bolshunov
>>153583864Someone train Märta properly soon
-HOWEVER!!
>>153583888what is he late for
Jeanne obviously sabotaged Iivo and Amundsen
55 bings
>>153583899persona non grata
Both get DSQ'ed for switching the timing tracker
France takes the wooden medal
>ban the competition>Klaebowinslol
Klæbo allowing himself to show emotion for 10 seconds. Impressive
>>153583917Pathetic feminine behavior. And Bulshunov could have taken atleast 1 gold here but that is ofcourse all speculation
God damn robot on skis
But where is Calle?
>>153583933danish expert commentator talked about he is completely autistic with his training camps and wont hug people or let people sleep in rooms with wives because he is scared of getting sick
>>153583866albuterol
Easy when you literally can't get fatigued. Totally human trait, of course.
Is there a medal for 9th place?
stop crying losersall he had to to was say putin is a poopoohead and that war is bad and he could have competed, but he chose to be a zigger
>>153583941Bolshunov isn't even winning races vs only russkies and belarusskies. He wouldn't do shit.
>>153583955He got taken out by a Mossad heart-attack gun
>>153583903better check the VAR
Why does Norway mog Sweden so hard on skates?
MAYBE TAKE THE SPORT SERIOUSLYTHIS AINT KORPEN
>>153583955just wait 6 more minutes
norway stole all the medals from niskanen
>>153583964He gets to fuck Ebba. That's pretty good.
Always great to watch MEN
>>153583967well ofcourse, he has given up and he is not preparing a pre-season for international comps. but he took out Kläbo in half the racces they did
>>153583980how do you say it's over in swedish?
>if it wasn't for ebba's choke we would have a better medal record in xc than noway as long as frida takes gold tomorrow
proud of team norway they crushed this team time trial competition
France is gaining in the 4th place medal table
>>153583993snipp snapp snut så var sagan slut
>>153583965It's just one Swedish chud in the thread who loves to deepthroat Bolshunov for some reason
Why is this even a headline? When is "fiasko" not a headline when Calle is competing?
>>153583980I wouldnt say it was a fiasko, we put up 1 long distance skiier basically. 9th is ok.
>>153584027The disrespect for a legend. Unbelievable
>>153584030our men failed bigly this olympics, there is no denying it
Why are Swedish men so bad in sports? The only won who can safely win gold medals for Sweden is an American mercenary.
>>153584027Unnecessary, he wasn’t there to compete anyway, just ignore it
Calle +12,17
At least Calle finished his last Olympic race
>>153584047All men go for hockey or football which has infinitely higher competition.
fire all the men coaches, they clearly did a horrible job
>>153584064But you suck at those too?
>>153584064But even there we suck. We lost twice in a row against fucking Kosovo. Our so called superstars or now well known for being some of the worst recent transfers (Isak and Gyökeres), and they are also constantly injured because of their shit physique.Norway mogs us in football as well now.
>>153584065Im blaming the vallalag
>>153583898Yes. BUT if he was Swedish he wouldn't have asthma. Ergo, no medals.
>>153584046>>153584047Not just Swedish men tbqh, are sneedskating men haven’t even gotten one gold.I blame the woke mind virus.
>>153584025Where is the argument against it
>>153584073The competition is much more fierce is those sports. Klaebo is a madman though, not taking anything away from him
>>153584098they couldve have done a better job sure but only berglund and hostageman were in decent shape. everybody else wouldnt have any chance at all even if we had superior skis
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>>153580510
>>153584088I agree football is a massive waste of resource we will never not be mediocre at best. Hockey is different, we got talent but the current coach is a retard. He's leaving now good riddance
