USA leads 4-0 edition
>>153575654>>153575654>>153575654>>153575654
FREEBIRD
Hope you had fun along the way Slovakia!
TICK TOCK CANADA
FREEEEEEBIIIIIRD
I will not cheer for jew s a
how long until the slovaks start chimping out and hurting the americans
why don't they just score? coach should tell them all: Guys listen to me, go there and score
So does the hockey stick just sit there on the ground for the rest of the game ? kek
What are they playing?
Sweden is the 4th best team in this tournamentCzechia 5thSwitzerland 6th slovakia 7th
Fuck I'm getting nervous canuck bros
How many leafs will do a state sponsored sudoku after we booty blast them on Sunday?
kek burgers will absolutely destroy canada
1 more period....
When the usa leads, you know it's riggedWhen is the gold medal gane?
FLYYYYYHIIIIIIIGHFREEEEBIIIIIRDYEAH
>>153575694That's my Dieter :)
>>153575699Has there been any good Carney memes yet?
>>153575716Sunday
5 NIL5 NIL!
>>153575699AI has gotten too realistic
>>153575704You worry about the self sponsored ones
>>153575694Darude - Sandstorm
>>153575699>telescopic hockey stickfuck yea
Bouch should be forced to wear a helmet
>>153575716>refpuckUS is leading the Olympics in overturned goals
penalty, some kind of monkey business
tage about to blast in number 2cap it
Reminder that the entire point of olympic hockey exhibition matches are to try and entice new blood to watch the NHL.
>>153575694rosa helikopter
>>153575743He soccer kicked it in lol Obvious no goal
>>153575751
Canada, you're next.
Auston needs a goal just to make /hoc/ seethe
I actually dont even like this sport
>>153575716>When the usa leads, you know it's riggedYou haven’t been watching this game, have you
Lmao Brady wincing before he was even hit
Sweden was more challenging
Every match should be like this except against Canada. There is no reason anyone should be competing with us in hockey except Canada.
My USA (:
>>153575749basedeverybody hates the tkatchuks
they should agree to just wrap it up after this period
>Americans end hockey game early so we can go to bed earlyBased
Canadians are NOT taking this well
>>153575764Still you come here to post
slovakia is playing scared af right nowthey are gassed and demoralized
way too many penalties
>>153575762Sure lmao
>>153575789I would have posted I love this sport during QF
Team US looks much healthier than Canada. More refreshed
>>153575786It's afraid
>>153575782It’s not even 5 yet grandpa
krautbros how did you lose to these bums
>>153575727I take it from the last questions that it is in good hours for us chadyopeans and bad for you cuckmericans. What time is it?Also, judaism is a religion.-
kek
>>153575793They actually enforce the rules in international sports. Crazy, I know
How the fuck did Slovakia make it to the semi-finals anyways? I can't even find this country on a map
J A C KACK
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
giving up a 3 on 1 during the pp what retards
>>153575811They faced Germany lol
KWABWAB
>>153575790They looked scared from the drop
SCAAAARESSSS
>>153575811>I can't even find this country on a mapi am pretty sure it's made up
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR AGAIN
>>153575782>4:40PMare you 90 years old or 9 months old?
>>153575766No, I'm at work, but what is there to say?>>153575743And the world in computerised data
WON'T YOU FLYYYY HIGHFREEEEEEEE BIIIRRRD YEEAAHH
Of a world of human wreckage
Canada is finished
There's a mercy rule... right?
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
My mutts (:
>/sp/ tried convincing me this team was better than finlandfrauds
I don't get it, >we were supposed to avenge Finland.
based.
Ill forgive any player who breaks Tkachuk in half
CANADA WILL BEND THE KNEE AND BECOME THE 51ST STATE.
5-0USA USA USA USA
FLY HIGH FREE BIRD
>>153575811the tournament format is not good
time to turn this shit off
usa pls stop they are dead already
>>153575830It's called Yugoslavia now.
Get to 10:0 please
boys i am getting DRUNK todayfuck europoors aka muhammads
biggest Slovakian loss since WWII
>>153575841go flames
Is this gonna be the biggest blowout this year?
USA USA USA
grim
is there a slovak fiilismies there watching
>>153575654jover jover
goatlin celebrini would have 4 by himself already
>Canada earns #1 seed after prelims>has to beat Binland to make finals while the US gets fed shitty SlovakiaNigger.
FREEEEEEBIIIIIIRD
>>153575868Drunken CS2 tonight will be off the chain
That's what you get when you put Tomas Tatar against a literal NHL all-star team
is it possible to rise when down 5 - 0 in ice puck? can it be done?
Some might say this might be North American sport.
lets all congratulate binland on their bronze medal
crazy how I am now rooting for the USA instead of Canada
>>153575808What was he hoping to accomplish here?
5:0 from the cultural but not religious jew
>>153575811Indian education, everyone
STOP STOP THEYRE ALREADY DEAD
>>153575893If you're playing against the leafs
>beat >finland>win the group by losing to Sweden>get fucking Germany in the Olympic Quarterfinals>utterly embarassed against real competitionBratia-bros..
>>153575811russia is banned someone has to fill in slot 4 since the US got sweden in the quarters
Slovakia seems to love big American PP
>>153575841Did they play that? Absolute tune
>>153575654>slocuckiaLol
>>153574915Told yall
>>153575811>won against sleepy finland>barely won against italy>won against sleepy and tired germanysomehow this is enough to get into a medal match
Slavs are starting to get pissed kek. This is gonna end in a brawl.
Gonna be headhunting in the 3rd from Slovakia
>>153575885That's what you get for tryharding the group stage
>>153575868If it wasn't lent I would be enjoying a beer with you tonight too friend.
>>153575893its possible but not gonna happen today
penalty, being too much of a physical beast
>>153575811Jamor Jagr is from slovakia show some respect
>>1535758935-1 would be possible but alas it is not so
>>153575889For me, its Highguard
>>153575893nuckys got like 4 in 5 minutes against the oilers a couple years ago
>>153575873Possibly, the women's team went 6-0 against Italy so i think that's the bar.
This is what a real hockey team that doesnt need to rely on homer refs looks like
Who let the slovaks in the semi final
>>153575908The script was you beat Canada and we get Czechoslovakia final
>Sick and injured limping Canada had to have the refs help them barely eke out or the last two rounds>easy breezy beautiful US is stomping into the final with more chemistry and energy than ever Love it
>>153575936Instead you rely on IOC corruption.
>>153575899Canadians are such phoneys. It's easy to feel contempt for them.
oh no those filthy slovakians gonna look to take our boys out
>>153575936Based
>>153575868same. gonna eat some fajitas and drink margaritas to celebrate tonight
>gold medal game is at 8:10AMk
My ribs on the smoker are almost done mmmmmm...time for a sip
>>153575899>tf>tpSeems like it would be a logical choice if you ask me.
>>153575940You should have ushered in some referees like we did
>>153575929
>>153575945Nobody knows or cares what that even means you far left pussy ass faggot
>>153575945You didn't even play a big 4 team until the semis
>>153575938Germfilth. I actually thought germans would win against slovaks. Slovaks are latvia tier. Pretty weak.
FREEEEEE BIIIIRRRRDDDD
>>153575914Slovak coach is in the epstein files, nit even joking look it up
THE POWER OF 1960 WILL NOT BE DENIED
>>153575694At one point, I definitely heard the Simpsons cover of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.
We should bring back Czechoslovakia as a hockey team, everyone would be onboard with it
It’s amazing how fucked in the ass we got for finland turning super sayian against us every fucking time
i dont wanna play against slovakbros for bronze
>>153575868Already drunk. 23:47 here.
>>153575955lel
>>153575920us chad orthodox can drink
ill ask again, how did slovakia get this far?
I thought the Slovakian flag was Serbia the entire time
>>153575911yes
So a USA vs Canada final would be a civil war, wouldn’t it?
>>153575977
>>153575975sweden vs finland is the euro canada vs america right?
>>153575889Maybe some comfy Stardew Valley
>>153575983They memed a win against Binland and coasted against shit teams until the semis
>>153575899Try living next to them.
>>153575983It was set up so america would have an easy path.
>>153575978i will ask again: is it licorice flavored or real anisette?
>>153575978
>>153575978>>153575868>>153575889WHAT A LIFE
>>153575992The maga larping has calmed down. They're back to being friends.
>>153575977You could always give like you did today
>>153575975Canada and the US would still have rekt us. The bronze game is a humiliation ritual anyways
>>153575982Catholics can to, but I specifically gave up drinking and smoking for Lent.
we’re looking soooo much better than Canada. the gold is basically ours already.
>>153575942>letting czechia acore with half their team in the ice is and then cheapshot crosby is getting favoritism o algo
>>153575927Jagr is from Czech Republic dope
>>153576001Yes, the best team usually gets a favorable path to the final
Leafs are getting raked on sunday , aren't they ...
>>153576017What about rollerblading?
Crazy to think that there were 7 countries that would beat Slovakia in the tournament, yet they will finish 4th anyway
>>153576030So it seems
Jaromir Jagr was born and raised in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
those American bvlls are something else man.finish these Canadians in the finals will ya
>>153575982I just finished pasturma, are you greek? Are you a devils fan? Or a slav?
>>153576019Canada is going to beat us like a read headed step child
>>153576003>>153568653
>>153575983They easily beat Finland 4-1 unlike Canada.
>>153576030doubtful but boy would it be funny
I'd rather get raped irl than watch this tbqh
>>153575694Europe - Final Countdown
>bullying a tiny, poor Slavic nationAmericans are disgusting and low-class
>>153575985>slovakia: centered crest, no checkerboard>croatia: centered crest with checkerboard>serbia: offset crest
>>153576015We just played the US after not even a days of rest while they had time to recover and prepare and lost in OT..
>>153575945Bro, you fuckin faggots rely on homer refs even if its a worthless Midget A hockey tournament in Ontario
>>153576026Troll succesful
>>153576034idk, I've never tried it
>>153576038Duh, everybody knows that.He is czech actually
>>153576041none of the above lol just the only church in my town i found that wasnt full of jerks and retards
>>153576003Jallu is spirits flavoured with brandy. Liqourice and especially salmiakki flavoured drinks/spirits are common here, though. You can buy it premixed or even find salmiakki mixer in most pharmacies (which is what I did).Also: licorice and salmiakki > anisette.
>>153576003Its cognag blended with vodka. It was that, now its brandy blended with vodka.
>>153575885Nigger you got taken into OT by Czechia a non 4n team stfu
Don’t forget to get vaccinated for Canada Derangement Syndrome
How is it possible to win 4:2 against Finland but get yobbed by USians 0:5? I don't watch Hockey so I have no idea how this works.
>>153576050Now give Ireland back to the Irish
Sorry that you got absolutely fucking gypped today, Finland.But on the plus side, you guys have the bronze medal locked up.
>>153576056Hallam was the issue, we wouldn't have made it pass the semi
>>153576050USA should bomb Bratislava desu
>>153575786Anything exciting happening in hockey kills that website.
>>153576070>you can do that in the usa
>>153576042Sure thing, Sanjay
>>153576072>>153576073for what fucking purpose? what the fuck is wrong with you
>>153576083We dont score against US but scored 4 against Finland. Simple.
This guy is a retard. The USA NTDP is the only avenue to get to the show if you’re an american nowadays, since the NCAA is now letting in kids who played in major juniors.
>>153575899
Americans do you actually get ads during the olympics or is it memes?
uhh, Slovaks, I was cheering for u to win...
>>153576083you have to suck ass, that's the prerequisite to all this
>>153576080Maybe don’t cheat at the Olympics next time and people won’t mock you.
>>153576097I don't understand the question.
>>1535760365 at most but ok
>>153576058Not our fault no one else contributes the same level of quality refs that we do. Canadian kids want to stay in the game even after their minor careers come to an end and get into officiating. While Americans realize they won't make it pro and just become ICE agents.
>>153576103orchestral music and shoulder rubs -_-
>>153576049> Final Countdownhttps://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw?si=DJ28rKiyLss4qrhG&t=117good one
>>153576115why would anyone mix brandy with vodka, just to make it worse?
>>153576103I'm watching an ad for the next Ted movie right now. Pray for us
>>153576097Idk, it's icky
OH NO SAARS
>>153576103yes
>>153576117>Canada>USA>Sweden>Czechia>Latvia>Denmark>SwitzerlandAll beat Slovakia
Canadians are the protaganists of hockeywhy does this bother foreignfolx so much?
If you’re US you should put Otter in for last 20 no? Reason being, they’re done dressing Swayman (he was a mistake) and if Helle god forbid gets pulled next game Otter would go in and it’d be his first time on ice.
>>153576103idk i'm watching a british stream and getting ads for a home security kit that sprays the intruder with fluorescent dye so he can leave your raped corpse in a state that's very exciting to look at with blacklights
>>153576084If it were up to me, I'd give Norn Direland back to the micks tomorrow. We want nothing to do with that economic sinkhole and their population of low IQ retards, who refuse to move past their medieval blood feuds.
>>153576126Makes it cheaper and a lot of people here really like the taste. In fact, most people seem to prefer the one star variant. Finland is a classic clear spirits nation.
>>153576139Yes. Lat and den would be a cointoss though
>>153576103I just got an ad about some lipgloss i think and it was pedro pascal talking in spanish to some fat white girl
>>153576103We get orchestra music with a “coverage will resume shortly” message
>>153576139Latvia, Denmark no way lolSwitzerland close but I dont think soRest I agree
So when exactly did "Czech Republic" get renamed to "czechia?" I never got the memo. Same shit like everyone spelling Turkey as Turkiye. When the fuck did this happen?
>>153576126>befriend guy from Moldova>he talks about brandy>never really had it other than generic US brands, never a fan>his family brings over brandy from that region and shares it>holy fuck its so good>finally understand brandy
Finland is going to eat Slovakia alive for Bronze.
>>153576121>MacKinnon bumps the stick towards his own face and the Finn is able to stop the motion just in time. Canadian ref is behind them, can't even see it, calls it as soon as MacKinnon starts his Oscar performance.>”quality refs”Canada is a joke.
>>153576160Wait it’s not short for Czechoslovakia?
>>153576160who you calling turkey?
>>153576121>Canadian kids want to stay in the game even after their minor careers come to an end and get into officiatingYeah that shit is dwindling. Normal Canadians cant even afford rent or groceries, let alone hockey these days
>he’s literally me
>>153576159Switzerland has you covered in every position lol
>>153576169>Finn is able to stop the motion just in time.Retard
>>153576160you should sign up for the newsletter
>>153576160LIke 10 years ago but i's still called the Czech Republic, they just got an official short version to go with it.
>>1535761602016 apparently.
Congrats on the gold, Canada
>>153576170Czechslovakia hasn't existed in 30+ years anon
>>153576178You can’t compete without cheating like a bitch leaf.
>>153576197Then where do Czechoslovakian wolf dogs come from?
Why don't they just go back to being Czechoslovakia again?
>>153576167Really? Cause they lost 4-1 to Slovakia in the group stages.
>>153576196t deepak singh
>>153576160>>153576170it's the pesticides in the food
>>153576197They should reunite. Their hockey team would actually be really good.
penis hockey
>>153576160A few years back, but it hasn't stuck. 99% of people still refer to it as the Czech Republic and probably always will. Fuck knows why they changed it. Czechia sounds retarded.
>>153576128You are just not a chosen one.
>>153576148/hoc/bros.. our response?
>>153576202That's still czechia. No slovak would get to play in that team.
TurkeyYay! :DDD>t. IOC official :DDDD
Going over 3:0 lead is very unsportsmanlike behaviour. You should play defensively after.
>>153576175Dont think so. In net I agree, rest coinflip. Denamrk and Latvia have no chance but good ragebait
>>153576227Delusional
Czechoslovakia just agreed in 1992 to become two countries, it was called the "Velvet Divorce"This is why the USA is winning, we had to fight England for our independence
iy they gonna change the name at least change it to something like Shmeckia
I can barely tell the teams apart
>>153576160it's like Russia is actually Russian Federation. So Czech Republic is Czech(ia)
oh no indian saars
>>153576219Canada will win
>>153576201Austria
>>153576216>not a proper chosen one
>>153576234Bruh you have no one. You would be lucky to not lose by 3 in Olympics
>>153576216Story of my life
>>153576201former kingdom of bohemia
>>153576003>licorice flavored or real anissetteWhat does that even mean, anise seed is what gives licorice taste
>>153576239america is white, blue and redserbia is blue, white and red
remontada nao
>>153576213because most countries are officially called "the _ republic"or the "republic of _" but they also have a short name. Italy is the Italian Republic, Russia the Russian Republic, there's the French Republic, Republic of Finland, Republic of Lativa, etc.
>>153576219She will still be more popular even if both win gold since she has her simps and the girls(tiktok) on her side
>>153576165brandy is great. brandy diluted with shit vodka is shit
Well that's the first and second to last time I bet on a game
>>153576202there are Belgian wolf dogs and Belgium does not exist either
>shenaniganssounds like a porn series featuring trannies
>>153576260and both wearing blue helmets
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>153576260No America is blue white redSlovaks are white blue red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmwATL4CNRc
It’s ogre for leafs
>we’re winning 7–6.
>>153576260
>>153576083Finnish are cucks and Americans are physical
I haven't actually watched the match.
>>153576284dios mio
>>153576284what is she listening to?
>>153576280Based magyar
>>153576274Why would you bet on anything other than dominant US win? Did you have Tatratea?
>>153576278No, it really doesn't you fuckin degenerate
>>153576294brown noise
>final is US-CanadaIt's gonna be made political isn't it
>>153576213Czech Republic is still correct as well. Imagine if the UK was called the British and Irish Kingdom and people just called the country "British" instead of Britain (fuck the micks).
would be cool to win 11 - 0 wouldn't it
Fucking Hungary laughs at us>its over
World Championships can't come back sooner, this shit is boring
why the FUCK did they choose jerseys that look so similar
Could Finland have beaten the US?
>bronze medal gamehumiliation ritual
>>153576291Me neither, I knew this was gonna be a bloodbath. At least you can get revenge from the group stage and we will have a kino final with lots of political undertones
uh oh bros Tage ded
>>153576310Obviously, and Canada will be triumphant over the fascists. Democracy always wins.
>>153576281Wait no Slovaks are white red blue
Literally nothing >you can do to stop it
>>153576310sadly yes
>>153576284Saddam Hussein?
HEY, FARVA!!!!WHAT'S THAT RESTAURANT THAT YOU LIKE WITH ALL THE GOOFY SHIT ON THE WALLS AND MOZZARELLA STICKS????
>>153576310Name one thing that hasn't been political the past ten years. It's exhausting.
Predictions for final? We will see overtime I think
>thompson hurtIt’s over
>>153576320I think they could have pulled it off.
>>153576310Obviously, hopefully both Trump and Carney will be there
>>153576310pretty much. If USA wins anons will be saying 51st state, annex canada. If Canada wins anon will be posting glory to osama, 9/11 didn't go far enough.
>>153576310>>153576322>political undertonesDude there are none. Nobody cares anymore. Your curling controversy probably has more heat
I miss this Tomáš Sršeň desu, the only gypsy I would let live
Where's Satan? Miroslav Satan?
>>153576273My family makes apple brandy we sell regionally. It's an old family business we have had as a sorta side hustle for over 300 years. Family lore has it that whiskey was too expensive so our ancestor made apple brandy from all the extra apple in our orchard and then used that to dliute whiskey he bought. We still drink apple brandy mixed with whisky to this day.
>>153576097To make brandy (formerly known as cognag) last longer.
>>153576269It's primarily called "Czech Republic" in Czech also.
>>153576310Remember when they booed our anthem and there was 3 fights in the first 20 seconds? Dont think that will be topped
Canada with a map biter while the US just cruises in
>>153576350GM of our team
>>153576310Whoever wins gets Kronii paizuri
>>153576309I figured hip hop, but who specifically?
>>153576361Nice
>>153576348>Vsetin merchant
where are the teeth?
PANAMA
>>153576327>Says the fascist controlled Canadian
>slowvACKia
>fighting in a blowout game
>>153576348ahahahahaha
>>153576327go back tranny
>>153576320Slovaks beat Finland
>>153576372in hockey heaven, waiting for him...
>>153576358Bet.
>>153576359it's a rerun
Jen
Let’s take a live look at Canada…
Wahey! Well done boys
it's happening
>>153576389We won that game btw
A JA TAKA DZIVOČKA CINGILINGIBOM
NOOOOOOOO GUYS NOOOOOOOOOO
>>153576310Since the women won, the best Canada can do is reach a stalemate. If USA beats the men's and the women's in hockey, it really is all over for the leafs.
gotta give em 1 so they dont kill themselves
>>153576400OH NO SAARS!!??
Woooo how great
USA won't even make it to the gold medal game now. The comeback is on.
It's so over...
CONNOR HELLYEB-ACK
bros… I’m scared
NOT SO FAST AMERICANS
BURGERBROS???????
Did Tage tell the 1st line to stop being shitters?
>>153576392uncanny
Chance percentage Cindy Cropsy plays?
They are camin back. Let's go Slovakia!
IT'S ALL OVER, BURGERBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a dumb play lmao
NOOOOO
God dammit. Slovakia is going to win. It's over. I'm biting down on my emergency estrogen capsule right now and trooning out.
>>153576425She needs plastic surgery for her butt
>>153576400lmao REKT
>>153576425100%. I think they will have him even if he just sits on bench all game and plays few shifts in case they get gold so he is there
kwab1:5 slovakia
>>153576407What is your goal song?
CAM ON 'VAKIA
it's fucking over
>Helly tried to 360 no scope the saveQuit trying to be cute.>>153576425100%. He's not missing a gold medal game.
>>1535764250
why doesnt slovenia have a team
Canada is literally finished
>USA loses
>>153576409female hockey doesn't count. women should play a feminine sport like volleyball
I've been sitting on the edge of my chair since the second period because my bitch cat decided to take up the cushion
we are so back
>>153576453Just like my islanders
>>153576452Name a Slovene hockey player
>>153576443Folk song
teemu is the greatest individual hockey olympian of all time, but i think celebrini will pass him when all is said and done
>>153576468Kopitar
>>153575654when is the gold medal game
>>153576468chara I think
>>153576464Just pick kitty up and set it on your lap
USA deserves to lose for not bringing Patrick Kane. He's our Crosby!
ummm amerikings... it's not looking good...
surely you cant come back from such a score difference?
HALLO FELLOW CANADAS LETS HAVE MANY HOCKEYS!
>>153576476sunday 8am ET/5am PT
>>153576468Djokovic
Do something interesting on a breakaway. Don't just rip it into his pads, idiot.
>>153576474captain of the Indian national team I'm afraid
>>153576492He was trying to be nice.
>>153576452They're more of a skijump nation
>hel1ebyuck
How can’t you score on a breakaway
>>153576488is it considered unseemly to be drinking during it?
Wow. My friend is at the game and he said he saw Tom Homan and ICE outside the arena waiting to arrest Auston Matthews after the game.
>>153576477He's Slovak
>>153576483greatest day of my life
>>153576301Y-ueah... it's 5:1 we can still win
>>153576474OkayNow fill the rest of the roster with KHL bums and you have a team that doesnt win shit unless theyre playing Italy
>>153576442Why did he spin lmao
>>153576458or football
>>153576499Prevc siblings getting hit against boards would break them in half
>>153576492He was going 5 hole, like they did to Nash with those digits
I don't understand why Hellasuck tried reaching for that puck and circling his net to be so out of position
>>153576513Good choice. I personally prefer 62%. Might have some
>>153576526Call of Duty MLG 360 no scope air_horn.mp3 weed.png save attempt.
Slovakia should have brought Barron Trump. He has good genes and is eligible because of Melania.
Why cant this useless Mexican score?
HE'S GOING STICKLESS
>NA final>on yurocuck hours There's a fucking cs2 tourney on the same day between two European teams in Europe and it's 2 hours later
>>153576540Melania is from Slovenia you retard
>>153576540Melania's Slovenian
Are there just not away jerseys. Half the teams have a red white and blue flag and the rest have red so everyone just looks the same
>>153576540slovakia isn't slovenia
>>153576513>Why would you bet on anything other than dominant US win?>I drank the vodka
lets say you ram into the ref at top speed. what kind of penalty are you getting?
>>153576540Least retarded American
>>153576555they should play it after the closing ceremony
>>153576570Its not vodka, its nectar of gods
Straightest hockey players
So what happened to Tage?
>>153576540>US educationClassic.
>yuromoonshine
>>153576574You become the penalty box slut
>>153576570It's tea, I gota cold
NOW THIS IS TAXESFILE FOR FREEE
>>153576589OUR /dykes/
>>153576562>>153576563I read that Slovenia was the only successful Yugoslav state. So how did Melania end up a teen sex slave to jewish men?
seething
C H U C K I E
KEK
BRADY SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153576589how can they get engaged, they're both girls
Me pp small and my spirit flacid
SCARRRSSSSSSSSS
See? You do something interesting on a breakaway and you score.
>>153576604Classic amerimutt being a drama queen
Finally
How do you explain concept of 62% or 72% tea?
SLOTHLOTH
Is he the first trucel hockey player?
>Tkachuk
Tchachud is one of the players of the game of hockey
>>153576604typical american basedjak seething on the floor
>>153576516it's a good trick
>>15357662762% tea is 62% tea leaves 38% water, and so on
Canada still wins.
The US should score one more point just to be sure
USA USA USA USA USA
Anyone seen this Tkachuk brothers doc yet?https://youtu.be/Pfu08ULFK88?si=L3IXsbj1oTnI5i5t
Is someone gonna make a gif if Slovakia gets Brazil'd?
so is canada a fraud team? barely beats finland, the team that lost 4-1 to slovakia which got annihilated by USA?
they prefer bronze medals anyway
>>153576637sweden lost lmao
>>153576604
Canadians real quiet rn
WHERES THE TIMER
>>153576640kys faggot
scarrrr slovakia!
>>153576637nigga wont even get a bronze
>>153576648Canada is quite worried about Sunday I assure you. Notice the lack of leafs itt all of a sudden?
>>153575745LOL
>>153576659I eated it
>>153576637Swedish flag from a swedish fag lol
Slovakia has very cheery goal song
>>153576640kys
>>153576655They're partying, after watching the US, it's clear that the gold medal game will be a dominant Canadian win.
Horrible clash, no wonder the slovaks keep giving away possession
>>153576659ride never ends
>>153576604Renaissance painting
>>153576644i watched dumb and dumber. Isn't that basically the same?
Did they they clock off on peacock?? Turn it back on you idiots
>>153576639Well it's got herbs thsoe are good fro you and alchl opens yuor veins and so the good herbs flow faster so it's good for you and more % means faster hreb flow!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
WHO ATE THE FUCKING TIMER?
>>153576659They took the clock off to maintain viewers!!!
>>153576678back over the border you leaf fuck
>no more timeUSA has brfoken the time physics continuum or whatever
Anyone else getting tired of hearing Freebird? That Slovak song is rather catchy
SEND THE BLACK DORITO TO SLOVAKIA NOW
>>153576689Matthews
Swayman would’ve saved that
>>153576678At least disguise the cope
>>153576671hes right and the US scored more goals in the 4N. If anything you should be shaking that Canada is only trending downward in hockey dominance and will eventually (literally in a couple years) be an absolute second to the US in hockey.
>>153576694>back over the border you leaf fuckMinnesota is rightful Canadian clay.
See? Canada isn't a push over like the marshmallow schedule the US has had in this. You're not ringing up 4+ goals to have cushion for these silly mistakes. It's going to be 10-2 Canada.
Can't believe my crosby got injured by some faggy czech
cam onnn slovakia scarrr a couple more!
>>153576678t. maplenigger in disguise
2:6 slovakiai am not a fan of connor hellebuyck
>>153576707You almost lost to Sweden and they didn't even too much mans you
Start fuckin heeming people Slovakia some of us are still watching
>>153576707Trending downward, and they're still dominant. It'll take decades of constant regression for Canada to be on the level of America.
>>153576723barely won against finland and refs bailed out. You know what im saying is true right? The gap has only closed and its fairing worse for canada.
>>153576696No, you have shit taste.
helleshit fuckin sucks ottershit fucking sucks and swayman is jewish we should have brought Wolfie
>>153576724but then they will get heemed back and they have to play for bronze TOMORROW!
if the slavs make a comeback the US will be 6 2 their stomach
I actually like the way USA built their roster. I don't know why so many gen aspie tiktok faggots were complaining about their construction.
Prepare thy bussy Canada, we’re breaking some ornery bucks.
>>153576676The best we ever had>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW1yK5Jp5Fc
>>153576731>1980
Canadian buck breaking will be fun to watch
>>153576728>decades of regression>canadian juniors regularly losing to americans alreadylol you are seething so hard, ice is going to find you btw
Just realized its Marchand vs. Tkachuk final. Hope they kill one another
>>153576752They will be breaking the USA, yes.
>dumbfuck Slovak prime minister undermines Ukraine's defense>guy with Ukrainian surname instrumental to their thrashingJustice has been served
>>153576758Writing the shithole youre from on the flag>why do we do this
gary will make the call.
>>153576777can't answer that but i'm checkin those digits lad
>eastern european hockey equipment
PITSTOP FOR HELLE
kwab
>>153576768As if either Tkachuk knows anything about Ukraine.
church slavonic
>>153576777czech'd
Make the thread, cuck
>>153576799>As if either Tkachuk knows anythingCould have stopped there
Commentaotrs talking about tomorrow match already
>>153576807OK maplefag, you made this burger kek
looks like the hugging in the pub didn't help much
Did they come back? I turned it off.
fight fight fight!
>>153576826nyo
>>153576825They should have kissed
1vs2 and still gets hit less
And now the entire US team will be tossed and banned. Canada wins by default.
>>153576826Slovakia is current leading 6–5
>>153576794
>>153576826no but they're throwing punches
ASSBLASTED KWABVAKIA LMAO
>>153576825They should have clapped instead
man, the kitties and blots hate each other lol
>>153576825Kek, what a faggot nation they are.
Wtf did a slovak rough up another slovak
Whats up with this Lithuanian here?
I wish I knew enough about Slovakia to make fun of them
Ehhhh just a little shenannigans
there are TWO tkachuks?????????????????
Please kick tkachuk out of the tournament
buck broken
even in italy shitties and lgbtning can't control themselves
>>153576857Mountains, z bots, worse than czechia
I love Cernak getting both of them thrown out
Canada understands we are just messing with you like a big brother and that we totally got your backs when the chips are down. Right?
late minute seething
>>153576866jej
>>153576865>It's afraidKWAB
>>153576871That means they're banned from the gold medal game, right?
>>153576866lol wish they kept the camera on there for just a little longer with Cernak in the hallway
>>153576868Thanks, latbro
>>153576857most milennials are older than their meme country
>>153576883I think it was just 10 minute so no
>>153576881No, I just hate those scummy retardsAnd they deserve to be kicked for chimping out in a decided game
>>153576872>The walk back after all of thisCanadian cock deep in your ass, 15-0 embarrassment on Sunday.
>>153576868Like we know anything about czechnia
USA will rape Canada on Sunday
Gg lads
>>153576883no
gg slovakiacya in the world cup maybe?
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>>153576868>muh z botsI love how yurotrash just assumes we are all as obsessed with russians as they are
Well... I at least hope you'll rape Canada just as bad ameribros...
>>153576654Underrated
>>153576902Czechia is a bunch of alcoholics and their women are whores. Still better than slovakia though.
>>153576720>high gloveWRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Time for Reggies
Get Hellecucked, lmao
>>153576900>I hate scummy retardsLike webm related?
gong show
You just KNOW this would be 10-2 if this nigga was on the ice
Apparently cernak and tkachuds fought in the hall
>>153576654KEK
>>153576902if we exclude the things you guys know about there's nothing left
Apparently they are fighting in the cuck-tunnels?
>>153576921who are they playing?
brazil 7-1 ?
>>153576923Bitch made
>>153576926>hills have eyes
>>153576927oh jesus they're gonna ban them from the final, aren't they?
>>153576891:)Could also work with the Canuck curler.
>>153576933cape breton
>>153576923My retards make lil oopsies teeheeYour retards chimp out like blacks
>8:10 am ethahahahahaahaha
Slovakia would've DESTROYED Canada
>>153576944He's like the punk bitch who wicker punches you after the teacher pulls you off of him kel
>>153576918I prefer Estonia to you but you to Lithuania
>>153576927Based, kick them out :)
>>153576927good old chucklefucks
>>153576958Me too. I prefer estonia to us too. Lithuanians are too landlocked to deserve respect.
>>153576950>Tackling a dude who is being handled by the refs after getting your ass kickedThat's nigger tier pussy ass behavior and you know it
>>153576927reports are saying they had a big ol thumb wrestling match
Cernak would destroy Cacuck
>both teams NA>8:10 pm ET game timewtf man, I’m not waking up at 7am on a Sunday
>>153576901All of what?
>>153576975Hey, when they're on your team I'll call them outOn MY team they are based and coolAnd don't you forget it
should swap the game times here
>>153576951I guess getting mad reading the score later is better than being anxious and mad for 3 hours
>>153576949my shittin seagulls!
>>153576927I heard they compared dicks
>>153576904No doubt
>>153576996>>153576985Kek you retards deserve it, should be even earlier
>>153576985casual. in 2014 my friend and I were drunk before the morning games started
Strangest curling match I've ever seen
Is 8AM early for you?
>>153576990Fair
>>153577016neet bros not like this
>>153576927Lol
>>153576974You are a Slovak expat, pretending to be le ebin shitposter. Admit it
our boomers are coomin all over the internet right now
>>153576985Who the fuck sleeps in past 8:00 am anyway? That's the perfect time for a game, CAN'T FUCKIN WAIT FAGGOT
>>153576996that must be wrong. bronze medal game always precedes gold medal game. gold medal is awarded on the ice after the gold medal game
Canada gets the gold, Finland gets the Silver, Slovakia gets the bronze.
>>153576985Now you know how to watch crooked numbered UFC events from Europe, usbro.
>8 ET/5 PT starting time Who the fuck decided this? Half the country will still be asleep here
>>153577016I’ll be busy having my 1.5 hour snack, but I’ll try to make room in my sched
>>153577009Why are you so cranky? Latvia did pretty good at the Olympics.
>>153577025No, you're a latvian expat. You traitor.
I wanted to play finland in the final, not the cheating jeets
>>153577059you're so scared lol
>>153577045the closing ceremony is going to be happening while the game is happening I believe
>>153576985Yeah I'll catch the end
shrekbros... our response???
>>153577045we got cucked by the closing ceremonybut regardless yeah, a disaster for ratings for the game
>>153577045it's always in the afternoon (local) on the last sunday
international sporting events really does bring out the worst in all of us
>>153577037having been unemployed for almost 5 years i can say with a straight face that the only time im awake at 8 am is if i havent gone to sleep yet
FREEEEEEE BIRD YEAH
>You see, with the geopolitical tensions->Camera cuts to Oshie looking like he's about to punch Anson dead in the face
>>153577073reported this guy to CSIS :^)
cernak and tkachuk have been DQ'd from sundays game for fighting.
>>153577009I hope Putin rapes you
>>153577084thank you
>>153577045most of those fatties have sleep apnea so they should be awake at least once during the game
>>153577084Is that somehow related to CSAM?
>>153577084Based, total canuck death
>Gold medal game at the crack of dawn? Hell fucking yeah!
>>153577056Jā, esmu dzimis Daugavpilī.
>>153577081I wake up at 4AM every day, unless I got drunk af the night before. To be fair I like really slow lazy mornings, so that gives me a couple of hours to lounge around in my pajamas sipping coffee before the sun comes up and I shower so I can go outside to do things.
>>153577107rude
>>153577107I reported him for not having extreme enough views
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We'll see how chipper you are when Canada fucking routs the US on Sunday.
Look the Olympic games is in Europe so the game times should benefit European viewers and fans.Most of you wouldn't even watch hockey if NHL games started between midnight and 4am. This is what Europeans regularly have to deal with.
Business idea>Carpet bomb Bratislava when I am there
>>153577123Same result
>>153576915Would you get obsessed over insects that eat your crops if you would be a farmer, for instance?
>>153577055Probably some 10th grade wiseass who spends too much time on 4chan, ignore him. Galīgs mūlāps.
>>153576160In greek we always called Czechia
