Finland Redemption Arc >>153577118
>>153578825looks like baton rogue louisiana and not in a good way
>>153578835cute homosexuals
Who are the resident schizo namefag kings of /hoc/?
>>153578835These two are definitely fucking kek
>>153578882we only have 1king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPArpq5ui8E24 years ago with had to deal with the same whining yuropoors attacking us and playing the victims at the same time
>>153578854I like Esa Lindell because he’s always smiling :)
two bros can't be guys anymore thanks to globohomo
>>153578882I am the hidden hand that rules Hockey
>czechs are out>swedes are outWE are the only country left that can win a best on best tournament
>>153578854Finland better win tomorrow and save Gary's four nations from embarrassment
A genderless burger experience
>>153578882chambers
I have Olympic hockey fatigue. I want my Habs back.
>>153578897I hate this era
>>153578911too late nigga. gary already made the calls before the olympics began
Alan Eagleson wasted his money on Israeli war bonds
>both tkachuks have a canadian mother>both hughes have a canadian father>sanderson has a canadian fatherusa is team cope, none of those 5 could make it to team canada, enjoy silver
>>153578925same. I hate how many waifu threads there are on /sp/
I don't give a fuck about hockey - just came here to say that instacart lets you choose your bananas
Can he stop the Tkachuks?
who is bud 1?
>>153578942
>>153578939Happy birthday!
>>153578948>has sex with one of themWhat do you think retard
The curse mechanic in Dark Souls 1 is aids
>>153578911Idk man it will be tough. 60 minutes, no bad players, anything can happen, we respect them etc.Just play our own game, get those pucks deep and some shots on the net.
>>153578892>don cherry nationalism proven correct>the ice is badtime is a flat circle
>>153578948why is my rat so zesty?
>>153578951There are two canadian schizo posters and an american one who have been engaged in a years long battle calling each other bud1 copey trb and a bunch of other shit nobody else understands. Best to just ignore the schizos
>>153578897>not having sex with your brosounds pretty gay
>>153578948ngl the dimensions of this house are seriously fucked up
Big Sparty Cock is raping notre gayme
>>153578892The difference is this time you aren't the best team in the tournament and you're a cricket nation now
>Selanne: 'It has to be murder that they got to call some kind of penalty'still fuming
>>153578975Porter Martone future flyers legend
>>153578976Was thinking about trying out for my local cricket team
>>153578997Did that "Fire Tocchet" chant ever really take off?
Just woke up from alcohol-induced coma and im here to say:FUCK CANADA HOPE YOU GET FISTED BY USA YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>153578995Selanne deserves an award for putting up with living in a shithole like loserpig.
>>153579035what cooking technique lets you conjure sparkling lights
>>153579035you lost, bitch
>>153579035>outshot 31-9 in the last 40 minutesHave you tried not being a nation of defensive bitches?
>>153579048much like trb
WALLEYES COMING BACK LETS GO??
>>153579035That is AI, right
Canada is a one line team because our defencemen are fucking garbage at handling the puck
>>153578882I don’t fully understand what you’re asking, but the king of /hoc/ is gary
>>153579111Just like my islanders
reminder that THEY got all the ammo they need to shut down olympic hockey again>fiala ded, possible career altering injury>crosby seriously hurt and likely misses the gmg and perhaps more with the pens finally back in the playoff race >mackinnon sick and/or injured, probably misses a week or two when the season resumes>next olympics are in another non-hockey country with a shit tier timezone for NAchads
If the U.S. can avoid giving up goals in the first period they win because they do better in the second and third periods
>>153579120everything except the consent of the player's union, who gave up a lot to get olympic hockey
>>153579120Erm Gary will make sure salt lake has games in 2034
I'm ready for a heated rivalry sunday morning
>>153579145Sounds gay
>>153579145Same leaf bro wouldn't be the same without you heartemoji
will the battle for canada feature any fights?
have pidser on the way bro's
>>153579189No
>>153579145based
>>153579189fights are an auto kick with the gay euro rules
>>153579204I'm coping that some of the 4th line plugs will go for it knowing it's the last game.
>>153579120I hate that you're right
What’s wrong with McKinnon anyways?
anybody else watching the cunnypuck?
>>153579249He’s eyes are too small and close together. Must be frustrating
*lies*
>>153579249seems to be sick and got dinged up after going on a rampage at the end of a 10-2 game
Why do the IOC have such a boner for SLC?
>>153579263Give her some space her dad died young and was a bust
>>153579249he's a whiney faggot who cries when he gets hit, but loves to cheapshot other players, especially at the end of the game so he can run and hide in his cuckshed locker room.
Did all the euro poor leagues go on breaks during the Olympics too?
>>153579016noin tocchet we trust
>>153579203I wish I could have a friendship like that
>>153579263The women have always been uppity cunts
>>153579263*works you into a shoot*
our boy Mckenna just scored
>>153579249he ate a carb
>>153579302I was told he would go to prison for 20 years
>>153579263was this ever actually admitted to be made up or just assumed (not disputing it just wondering)
You just know the gold medal game is going to 3v3 OT. (((They))) just won't shut the fuck up about it. It's like a WWF PPV back in the attitude era, they don't talk about it, unless they know it is going to happen.
>>153579195what toppings fren?
>>153579302*rhythmic slapping noises*
>>153579315I'm preparing for the first ever 3v3 that goes into double overtime.
>>153579335Anything is possible with Mike Sullivan, the Rangers had a 3v3 that was played almost entirely in the neutral zone this year
>>153579335The only way that happens is if Team USA dominates but makes Matthews take every shot
>>153579315
based tkachuk bros slapping that stupid slovak like a bitch at the end of the game.
Least whiny Leaf
>>153579349that honor belongs to israel
>>153579349Seethe more brownie-lover.
>>153579348lmao show me the webm
>>153579368jen
>>153579368>i'm bleeding, making me the victor
i was told he was kicked off the team
I dont like the color commentator on the cbc gem
>>153578948he can always just suck them off
??
>>153579392he's taking a short break from fortnite
>>153579250HILL MURRAY CHADS
Damn what did you say to her, /hoc/?
>no crosby>no morrissey>mack sickthis sucks
>>153579348Well it was one slovak slapping one ketchup until he called the other one to help
<3
How do you get mogged by a 50 year old man?
>>153579425I said hi to her.
>>153579408mcdavid
>>153579443quinn hughes is one bad day away from the psychward. brady looks too skinny and malnourished, but he's always been a chad
>>153579438He looks deformed
>>153579443Quinn Hughes is kind of hot, in a weird and ugly way.
>>153579120lmao they plan to put two sheets of ice in a soccerball stadium
What's Crosby going to do after he's forced to retire?
>>153579476Chad thundercock compared to Brady tkatchuk
damn
>>153579408False. Slavkovksy had 8 points on 18 Slovakian goals while McDavid has 13 points on 27 Canadian goals. >>153579425
>>153579483play mario kart
>>153579496nobody thinks the us is going to win
>>153579485>modern whippy sticks designed to do exactly that no matter how strong you are>OMG
Trump made the Canada-USA rivalry much more significant. Trump saved hockey.
>>153579310american team said it never happenedcanadian players said it probably didn't but worked as a motivation tactichttps://youtu.be/Ud6zO3_12xA?t=873american captian married a canadian so it doesn't look likely
>>153579483open a farm stand with Kevin Fiala
>>153579512it was way better without political hacks jumping into the fray trying to dunk on the other side actually
the team usa players are likely all circumcised
Is Mr President Trump going to be at the game? that would be pretty cool. Obama or Clinton never went to a hockey game
>>153579425I'd get her sucking my toes and licking my ass by 7:00pm the night I met her.also >last editedkek
>Canada vs USA again>its gonna be another OT winner take all gameFuck Canada
>>153579539
>>153579536sad but true. something like 90+% of white guys in this country are snipped
>>153579524>Canadians invent a lie to make themselves look like the victim and to excuse their terrible actions and behaviorsMany, many such cases.
>>153579437awww, sorry you have no friends or bros to come help you slap sissy slovaks.
>>153579120>theyNHLPA are retards if they say no. If they were able to keep going when Berard got injured whats the difference? Its a contact sport.
he got that dogg in him
Auston Matthews has no aura. You can just tell he's not the guy to captain an Olympic gold medal team.
>>153579539And 3 on 3 OT as well
>>153579532ThisIt used to be a moment of North American unity now trumpers view it as us taking over Canada and Canncuks view it as warding off Nazi invaders
I'm obviously upset but honestly the rivalry in the final makes it less bad. Also despite the sussy referee performance we were clearly the worse opponent in the last 40 minutes.
>>153579552>"no offsides"
>>153579537No
>>153579543Kek forgot about this
>>153579552>DUDE he scated for 2 MINUTES 33 SECONDS!lol. lmao. Alysia Liu skated for 4 minutes doing flips and spins with a smile on her face. Hockey is a joke.
>>153579552Moar liek he's in that dogg amirite?
>>153579569where were the other 9 people on the ice getting in her way?
USA has nothing to lose. The women won. Best Canada can do is tie it up with the men. Canada on the other hand might stop existing if they lose.
>>153579569One bodycheck and that disgusting mutt is done for the year
>>153579569I would ask how her stick handling is but all female hockey players slam clam
>>153579554nobody needs a captain for the olympics anyway. it's a random hodge podge of players who don't even have time to train together and they have to play like 4 games
>>153579578Watch your whore mouth
>>153579577>1980
>>153579569what ethnicity of amerimutt is this?
>>153579599100% qt3.14
>>153579574I don't think that's the capital
>>153579578JEN
>>153579599raccoon
new low for mackinnon. hes willing to eat a diet of nothing but chickpeas yet he cant beat finland fair and square
>>153579591>amateur sportskwab
>>153579599Chinese single father. White egg donor mother. (not joking)
>>153579618armpits too yellow
Canada needed the referees to help them beat the Czechs without Zacha and Finland. This obviously means they win gold because we know how much of a fucking crybaby nation they are.
>>153579618>White egg donor mother...how do I get one of those?
>>153579617we kicked your ass professionally as well :)
>>153579618you can just decide to make your own baby whenever ?
this usa vs canada shit is boring as fuck
>>153579630>we>i-i clapped at my TV!!!kwab
>>153579310It was investigated heavily afterwards at the insistence of the US players and coaches who knew it was bullshit and shocker : turna canadian bitch - i think it was campbell - completely 100% made the whole fucking thing up and fed the fake story to the canadian media who for obvious reasons ran with it anyway despite it even not even making basic sense (the claim was that the US playerstore down the canadian flag in their locker room and stomped it to which the americans tried to explaining to everybody that it flat out didnt happen happen and cooldnt have happened because there were no country flags of any kind displayed in any of the locker rooms because it was a longstanding common sense policy for all the obvious obvious reasons and that the canadians, being the olympic hosts a d therefore the people responsible for organizingthe actual fucking event and managing said venue in question would and should already be well aware of. But of course nobody bothered to listen until after canada got their gold medal win and their meme “punch the bully” moment already and fc media nevers prints the eventual retraction with the same gusto they report the fake storywithI do know that a few of the canadian and american players from that game later went on to become US college hockey teammates with the canadian one still genuinely believing the bullshit flagstomo story and to which their new american teammates still emphatically insisted and happend. I do remeber reading some later testimony from the few canadian players (dont remember which ones rn sorry) who were willing to hear them out and became convinced that the americans were telling the truth and (to their credit) even went went so far as to privately apologize to some of them for getting caught up in it and slandering them without examining it more critically.Campbell and leafmedia from that time has never apologized or recanted to this day however (that cunt)
>>153579552One skate in the air? Oh my world...
>>153579618bery kawaii t bh
>>153579618lmao she is a test tube babby
>>153579633If you can afford a surrogate. Or just wait a few years for artificial wombs.
>>153579640
i'd be ashamed if my shining accomplishment as a nation was a shitty OT pity goal where team USA didn't have their best defenseman and their two best players were hurt, and it took until OT with egregious non-calls to help them win.
>>153579635Cope
>>153579577beat you on home ice right after 9/11, doesnt get much worse than that desu we'll be fine either way
has this faggot been melting down about canada for 10 hours?
>you>us>we>our>my>we'll>you'llkwab 1993.
>>153579640>the canadians, being the olympic hostsRetard
>1980posting will be dead in 2 days
Canada losing 1980 posting would be the best thing to happen this season.
They had to know it would be USA vs Canada. Why the heck did they schedule it so early over here?
>>153579607In Canada it's required they rape dog BY LAW
>>153579545sounds like the gulf of tonkin>it ain't me
I can't wait for the olympics to be over and for /sp/ to return to normal
>>153579591>2026
>West coast hours>US Canncuks flame wars beginJust goes to show you most of the fighting is done between our countries respective Asian diaspora
>>153579689brittany griner plays hockey now?
>>153579690>begin
>>153579688Fuck you. Olympics is the comfiest time there is.
>>153579688Just some banter m8
>>153579689Netflix needs to make a movie about them. It would be everything
/hoc/ will die a million deaths during world cup season
>>153579711nah
>>153579702comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>153579697Control your stick, don't just swing it wildly
>>153579667Welli forgot which yearehoch olyPics i guess but my point bc canda haf been using the same locker rooms the americans had and thus would have firsthand knowledge of the lack of flags in the.Your bitch still lied and got away with it congrats i guess
>>153579711we should move to /xs/ during world cup
>>153579701East coast hours are just banter m8
Canada vs USA is a goofy rivalry. The players like each other and the fans hate each other.
>>153579720You forgot to put 'business idea' in front of your post anon
>>153579729Who on Team USA likes McDavid?
>>153579729all my favorite posters on /hoc/ are leafs i only hate rapey
>>153579729All canadians need to be banned from the NHL for this reason effectively immediately
>>153579729I only hate people from Ontario and Quebec
>>153579729A literally don't hate any Canadians
>>153579729i don't hate actual USA hockey fans, polifags jumping on the bandwagon can die tho
Why hasn't Europe just banned hockey all together with how dangerous and scary it is to them...sharp skate blades should be enough for them
>>153579716Keep Yourself Safe
jt miller golden goal
>>153579780cope europe loves hockey beheadings inshallah
if Trochek or Miller has a crucial goal
Celebrini will score the golden goal. this is where he becomes the new Crosby
>>153579729its just bantz with one or two schizo here and there
Are any of you going to really wake up to watch this trash gold medal event at 6AM ? I'll be asleep
Back to grinding in osrs from this circle jerk, see you in 3 months at skoda cup
>>153579822good luck pekkasee you soon
>>153579512Nah sucks cock now. Instead of a sports rivalry we have a bunch of slack jawed faggots coming in shilling their pedo kike president.
>>153579820>do any of you actually like hockeyyeah
>>153579822I'll miss you Pekka
Huomenta but the opposite
>>153579820I'll set my alarm for 6am PST to check the score. If its close I might crawl out of bed to watch it but if its a blowout either way I'm not.
>>153579846I'll be blowing out your mom that morning
>>153579302Mckenna has 6 points through 2 periods >>153579328true true
Can't the ioc change the game time until a few hours later
I still believe that the kitties are missing playoffs
>>153579822bye
>>153579846Your grandchildren will ask if you watched Canada's 2026 gold medal game and you'll have to say you slept for half of it.
>>153579822You play for Bronze tmma
What are the odds the IIHF allows a one time in tournament roster change exemption to allow Connor Bedard to play for team Canada on Sunday?
>>153579861They should swap it with the closing ceremony but unironically. Or just make it the closing ceremony but unironically.
>>153579861Suck it up soldier >>153579872He's a pussy
>>153579820No Pablo, I don't live on the west coast.
>>153579863In 3 years Viola is going to be raising money for a new roof like the local church
>>153579820I'm doing an all nighteralready told a buddy I'll buy him a 8 ball
>>153579820I will be up but I will have to watch the first period on my telephone
>>153579888Just go to sleep early you faggot stop having fun and enjoying your youth FUCK YOU
The number of people pissing and moaning that the game is on at 8 am is hilarious. So many entitled fucking retards demanding the time be changed. "Why isnt this international event immediately pandering to me now that my team is in the final." Fucking morons.
>>153579873lewd
>>153579873About as good as the Goodwill Games allowing a team to dress a skater as a goalie, then allowing that goalie to rip his mask off before blasting a knuckler through the other team.
This nigga mcdavid built funny every offseason
>>153579888You guys are going to have a lot gay F
these Olympics have sucked dickno good underdog wineither favorites won or just a bunch of fails
>>153579899junior goodwill games*
>>153579888based! hope you stock up on energy drinks
>>153579873Bedsy is not going in for seth jarvis nice try though
>>153579905brazil won a gold in skiing which is pretty insane
>>153579471>brady looks too skinny and malnourishedit's the surgery
>>153579897Sorry I couldn't understand you with all the Euro Cock you're gargling on
>>153579905I don't think anyone was expecting the Italians to sabotage the figure skating rink for the men's tournament and take out the entire top tier of the competition.
>>153579919half Norwegian and trained there his whole life
>>153579368they'll enjoy watching the americans lose the game from the stands
>>153579919It was kind of ironic seeing the Norwegians seething that he was one of their rejects, yet he beat them kek
>>153579857Ohio State is a joke hockey team. They have one NHL drafted player on their roster and he has 0 points
I’m rooting for Canada because I’m a white nationalist but I wish they had some frenchies on their team
>>153579924that explains a lot
>>153579919>Once a racer for Norway, Pinheiro Braathen switched to BrazilArmand Duplantis except he spent even more time in Norway first.
>>153579944Maybe frogs should have sex instead of importing Africans
>>153579926and the women were garbage as expectedKlaebo is the only worthy story of these Olympics
>>153579919He’s a mutt
>I’m a white nationalist
>I'm a white nationalist
>When asked which player in the league he thought was most underrated Miro Heiskanen answered “Alexander Barkov”
>>153579967is he the running up the hill guy
>>153579944Our last good frenchie was Bergeron. We also used to produce good goalies. Dont know where that went
>>153579982yeah..5 gold...going for the 6th soon
>>153579982Imagine if Klaebo cared about hockey.
>>153579971>>153579978Canada is much, much whiter than the US. It’s not even close. You’d know if you ever left the shithole town you grew up in
Deleted the olympic app off my phone
americans will have a piss test right?no a fuckin chance they're legit
>>153580041Only cheaters are canada
>>153580035post pic of chin
>>153579989his actual last name is cleary-bergeronhis did is irish
bergeron is a disgracehe allowed the rat to exist and thrive >muhh bawhstawn ethics
Why is hockey allowed in europe at all? It is just too dangerous
Watching Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle with my hockey gf (male)
That movie sucks
>>153579717kys
>>153580097Eh, in Europe you can't even plant roses in your garden without setting off a german bomb. You'd think they would stop worrying eventually
Crazy how it only took one year for Celebrini to completely eclipse Bedard
True the first one is better so far
>>153580123They are both shit
>>153580132>I hate fun Terrible tastes anon
>>153580139I saw both those movies in theaters anon, they are shit movies.
1 point rempe
We need more Australians in hockey imagine the chirps and general retardation for our entertainment
>>153580153Out for the season now.
>>153580142Boomer anon....
>>153580164The movie theaters used to be bumping back then. 1000 kids from all over just hanging around out front on friday and saturday nights.
I visited Finland and think I know why Finland lost. Its the shopping carts, they're way too easy to push and even move sideways. We need to get them some heavy baskets with stiff wheels where they have to physically move them to the side if they want to go sideways. Build up that strength and prevent limp wrists
So let's go thereLet's make our escapeCome on, let's go thereLet's ask, "Can we stay?"Can you take me higherTo a place where blind men see?Can you take me higherTo a place with golden streets?
>>153580190Sing it bro
friendly reminder that 9/11 was a national tragedy
>my sabres are carrying team usa>suck ass otherwise why are they like this
>>153580122Burn in hell you faggot leaf. Go to hell and burn there. You have the attention span of a field mouse and no ability to critically think. Burn in hell
Crazy how the player currently playing with the two best players in the NHL looks really good going against a nation of 7 million people. It’s crazy how that works, it’s honestly crazy. It’s legit mind blowing. It’s actually unfathomable. It’s so crazy you can’t even wrap your head around it. It almost doesn’t even make sense. It’s legit crazy. It’s so mind blowing. It’s impossible to comprehend.
>>153580250they are good now anon
>>153580283this works better if you don't act like you've never watched a game in your life
>>153580260Bedussy has 53 points and 'ack 'brini has 81Bedussy had 61 points in his first season and 'ck 'rini had 63 in his first season.Bedussy has 0 points for Team Canada and 'k 'ini has 10 points for Team Cananda.You lost, bitch.
>>153580283>4th in league scoring on a shit teamcope
LETS GET BEDARDED IN HERE
>>153580291>>153580294Your opinion means nothing to me
>>153580317and your meltdown isn't hurting anyone's feelings
>>153579249terminal canadianism
OLYMPIAN Macklin Celebrini Can you say the same for Connor Redard? I think not, perchance
>>153580321You’re a mental retard that’s never skated in his life I don’t care about your opinion
>>153580327oh no, an asshole is telling us his headcanons about me because he's mad for some reason. i'm sure this is very offensive to someone...
>>153580307
>>153580332bedard is cute af. I bet he gets passed around in the locker room on a nightly basis
>>153580344I don't know if he gets passed around but I know for a fact he gets passed over for Macklin Celebrini
>>153580286based we're going to the ploffs
>>153580331Just be thankful this interaction is only online, if you knew what I looked like you’d be treating me with a lot more respect. Let’s just put it that way
>>153580366i'm going to interpret this as you being extremely hot and fitting comfortably into size 30 jeans
>>153580366You're right, I would definitely hold my tongue around someone with down's syndrome.
>>153580366Post pic with timestamp right now
>>153580377Yeah I don’t know what I was talking about I’m sorry
Maybe next time team Canada ask you to come play and train with Sid don’t refuse? Worked out great for Celebrini
lmao a speed skater lost an eye because of a skate. good thing gary has made visors mandatory
>>153580387wait what? when?
It's time to face facts. Bedard is a manlet.
>>153580399There's a thread right now.Typical speed skating pileup and a skate goes directly into her eye.
>>153580387Unless there's a new update, she only needed stitches
>>153580385don't think it was even known sid was going to skoda until late and mackinnon going was also completely unexpected
>>153580401what country
>>153580401I thought they all wore sunglasses for aerodynamics
>>153580415usa
>>153580385Nah, fuck Hockey Canada's gay politics. >>153580416They do. See >>153580411
>tkachuk or bennett+marchand will have a gold medal and the stanley cupRedditors BTFO
The good news is he'll be a lock in four years because he's friends and occasionally 'friends' with Mack.
Here's the thread btw>>153576783
>>153580415Poland. Watching the video again she's the one that initially falls over and her hand slides into the American's skate so she loses an edge then their foot shoots right back into her eye.
>>153580399earlier at short track >>153576650
>>153580401the skate hits the cheekbone
>>153580426weirdyoud think it would be a german or a russian killing the poles
>>153576650JESUS!
Isnt it exciting. soon will be determined how shitposting goes on here in the future
>>153580445anon...
>>153580416They're also cute little polycarbonate shields, and that seems to have helped her.
>>153580436The squared off top corner looks like it goes into her eye with how it rose up.
>>153580427scary. who was that guy from the Islanders that took a skate to the eye once? was that Boychuk? cant remember but holy shit thats scary
>>153580454https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/47988817/blade-slices-sellier-eye-olympic-speedskating-1500>The race was paused while Sellier received attention, a large white sheet blocking her from the crowd that was packed into the arena to see the final night of short track speedskating. She eventually gave a thumbs-up to the crowd as she was taken away, leaving a trail of blood in the final corner of the track that workers had to clean up during the break.>Polish officials said Sellier's eye was OK. She received stitches at the arena before going to the hospital for more tests.
>>153580446we are living history bros
I just shartzal'd
>>153580470That's good.They should probably start wearing motorcycles helmets though.
I curse Canada for LCBOTT
why the fuck are you retards talking about it here instead of the dedicated thread
I’ve cursed Canada
>>153580490I don't want to give that other fag attention in his thread
>>153580387hopefully she'll look like zombie salming
Thinking about Team USA and PPC
not hockey
the "swedes" (nordic jews) rigged it against the finns it's no wonder why they've been banned from 109 countries
>>153580487Liquor Control Board of Toronto Trannies?
>>153580446i want the states to win so i can watch all the seething over the tkachuks
if the gmg is an all-timer nobody is going to care about the rest of the season
>>153580538Canada is gonna win thoever based trudeau
>>153580549Based on being a fag.
Team USA beats Team Canada
>>153580548i'll care
>>153580582streamed live on chaturbatethe VOD will be available on clips4sale
canada = gay :)
>>153580582big if true
>>153580548No one will be awake for it so no one will remember it
>>153580582Yeah
The Curse
>>153580153why did anyone actually think this retard was a good player?
What will Tom Wilson and the TKachuks do in the gold medal game?
>>153580675Tom Wilson's time of the month is coming up...
>>153580508one of these days i'm gonna blast your ass for slander
Werenski > Makar
>>153580675if the game is in hand for either side with under 5 left they're definitely going
>calling out CBC"cbc...">misinterpreting
>>153580675win
just got home after a ten hour fucken day who is gonna win on sunday bro's? go usa
>>153580719said no one over 90iq ever
>>153580772Werenski is going to win the Norris :)
many such cases.
>>153580772like cale makar
>>153580772Makar is extremely overrated
The difference maker
>>153580675sneeze on each other's shafts and ride
>>153580814
Why does Tom Wilson put on a frat boy accent? He's not young, and 250 lbs. Act like an adult.
>>153580835He's the only man with any testosterone in Canada
USA deserves to lose for not bringing Patrick Kane. Respect your legends.
USA will win.
I've barely even heard of most of the bums on Team Canada
>>153580866Just like my Oilers
>>153580845Showtime already played in two Olympics, has three cups, and is the highest scoring American in history, he doesn't care. He's probably the one that decided he wasn't going.
>>153580866just like his oilers
>>153580866Just like my Islanders and Oilers
>>153580866I hear this is just like the Oilers
>>153580582is this true chat?
>>153580904Yes Yes Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
はいはいはい
sometimes gary beams jersey advertisements into my dreams
Canada will win because I've heard of two of their players (Crosby, McDavid), and I only know one American player because he is friends with Justin Bieber.
YES.... YES... YES.... YES!!!
>>153580926I've never heard of any of the Canadian players but I know Tage Thompson
>>153580814this is a big win for Israel
the only real standouts in this tournament are Slafkovsky and Celebriniprove me wrong
>>153580927CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>153580926America is best when we send teams of hungry unknown nobodies. Miracle on Ice 2.0 is coming
so the canadian cope now is gonna be muh injuries right?
>>153580953im hungry
>>153580954No, that will be the American cope after the first period
I think USA wins 4-1
>>153580814He’s quite obviously the best American player, sucks they couldn’t have brought some more skilled players for him to link up with on the PP
i hope USA gets ass pounded just to see our President Tard seethe post
>>153580984but they did that when they got tage
>>153580984Werenski > Hughes
What if Kucherov shows up and tells Gary he is cashing in his money and the bank and now this game is a three way for the gold medal. Russia vs USA vs Canada
>>153580988>implements a 900% tariff on canada
This. All of my this.This is fucking everything.
>>153580988USA is performing just as the odds predicted before the games. Canada is the one underperforming, and winning hockey doesn't change this.
>>153581005You should go back there. On /hoc/ we discuss marners and TRB
bros is MacKinnon gonna shit himself to death on the ice?
Ok, can someone tell me when gambling degenerates became prophets
>>153581035Does he got colitis?
