erster für AfD
gumo

Daniela Maier is a very attractive woman but holy shit those teeth are horrendous.

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If the non-Bayern club doesn't have 12 points advantage at this stage, it's not a race. Silly Germans

How are we feeling today Schalkebros?

have a happy weekend /bundes/

>"Ich habe lange nicht mehr gegen so eine Tretertruppe gespielt", lederte Muheim in Richtung der Mainzer. Ein unnötiges Nachtreten gegen einen Kontrahenten, der im Abstiegskampf zwar sämtliche Mittel ausschöpfte, die Fehler aber hatten in erster Linie bei Schiedsrichter Dr. Robin Braun gelegen.

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>>153583666
how many minutes for Woltebencho today?

>>153582603
its bottom of the barrel ossi trash, what could even possibly go wrong?!
4:0

>U21-Nationalspieler Nicolo Tresoldi sieht seine Zukunft weiter im Trikot des DFB. „Ich habe mich vor Jahren entschieden, für Deutschland zu spielen. Sie haben mir eine Perspektive gezeigt, und ich habe mich sofort wertgeschätzt gefühlt“, sagte der Stürmer des FC Brügge in einem Interview mit der Wochenendbeilage der Gazzetta dello Sport.
Call hilm up Nager

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>>153582792
>thanks anon hope you have a good weekend too

>>153584067
he’s not even a proper starter at Brügge anon. I like him as a striker but he needs to show a bit more still desu

>>153584124
Sowwy

>>153584067
don't like how the italians yarn him in
we are lucky his mom is Argentinian and immune to such things

>>153584141
He was a starter for the last few games tho

>>153583834
Send him 2-3 years Dagestan and forget

>>153584278
yes and in the matches before that he wasn't. I would remain on the carpet for now

>Auch die Social-Media-Abteilung des Bundesligisten reagierte scharf auf die Kritik der beiden in einem X-Post: "Lasst uns doch darauf einigen, dass sich Fragen an unseren Cheftrainer in Pressekonferenzen nicht auf Meinungen aus einem Podcast stützen sollten, in dem von einem der beiden Hosts bereits der Pe*** durchs Internet gegeistert ist. Alles andere wäre doch unseriös. Danke." Damit spielten die Hessen auf ein Nacktvideo von Kruse an, das 2016 im Netz kursierte.
Krusebros?

>>153584561
What did h* say?

>saying „Schwuchtel“ is now considered a racist slur
kek is this fucking jogger making up shit every month and crying racism?

Also, how many goals against the bayernschweine today?

nervous about Frankfurt?

Lucho looks hungry today

AKH

>hoppelleim

>kwabaua

PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC PAVLOVIC

PAVLOOOO

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MASCHINOVIC

Joa den kann man mal so machen, wa

>>153586011
About what exactly?

>>153586258
posting

HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY

>>153582055
I expected a pathetic 12 minute rant but it was actually a really good response. Didn't think that Kompany was that based

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YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YABBA
DABBA
DOOOOO

andrich alter

can harry kane score 499 more goals in this game?

I would be bored by Bundesliga by now if I was Harry so a Barca move would make perfect sense. Chances to win the CL are about the same, the city is no downgrade (or upgrade) either and Laliga has at least 1 team that can challenge you

>Real Madrid are closing in on Nico Schlotterbeck. His contract expires in 2027 & his price tag is around €50 million. Those in charge at Dortmund are clear that, given his refusal to renew, the only alternative is to sell him. The club has a good relationship with Madrid & are open to a transfer

>>153586413
we know you don't have what it takes

>>153586415
ausbildungsverein...

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>>153586394
what does he do

AWOOOOO

medical emergency again

>playing in half empty stadiums
>a „club“ (company) thats rigging the whole league
>rainbow captain armbinden
>“fans“ that leave after halftime because of „the traffic“ when their team loses
>more talk about evil racism than football
i seriously have no clue how anyone is still interested in that league

No red card ? He was last man

>another vaxxie dead
it has to be a bundes match
imagine actually preferring a free bratwurst over your health

>heart attack in the stadium again

Could it be, that Bratwurst and Bier are not that healthy?

>>153586755
football fans are getting older and old people die all the time

>whistle blows
>harry at the ref again
he is seriously ambitious this season
bordering on sick

Dortmundbros, how we feelin?

>>153586755
Nah, its actually the Bratwurst and Brühe that did this.
>football fans are becoming older
happens at all social gatherings
TickTockTickTock…

>>153586755
this always happened in every game before 2020, fans are just more thoughtful nowadays chudler

ey malla plays like a pro clubs player who never passes

>>153586952
thinking in silence isn't helping tho
it needs nitroglycerine and maybe a defibrilator

>>153587016
Imagine youre dying and the last thing your head is someone anstimming ale ale ale o bvb hurensöhne

>>153587054
the least of that person's worries

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Davies another x band riss?

EYYYYYY MALLAAAAAAA

EY MALA

ich hab noch nie jemandn kannt der ey malla heisst

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>Götze

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

YABBA
DABBA
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SIR
HARRY
KANE
YABBA
DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>tree man ded?
>no problemo

>>153586952
>vaxxie making up bullshit to feel better about his decision
Oh vaxxie, been going to the stadium all my life and this shit barely happened. Especially not weekly. You always had some dropping from the heat in summer mixed with being drunk but not like that lol hope you are just being ironic

BOK BOK LOADING

JONNY B-OK BOK BOK BOK

ARE YOU WATCHING WOLTEBITCH

see, Bayern gets pens called against them too
you just gotta foul when 3-0 up ;)

Burkhardt has aura gotta admit

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Problem?

>Affro

BOK BOK BOK

COME ON

>>>>>>>>>Kimmich
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kim

our nt captain btw

Jetzt malt der Kackstift aber richtig hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>>>>>>Fatbry
what the fuck is going on lol

BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK IHR SCHWEINE!!!!

R00BEC0

>tipp ruined 90+4
:)

I can't believe FATbry scammed another contract extension

> 7 Minuten

Wut?

>half the arena left already when kane made the 3:0

>>153587947
The Frankfurters?

>>153587858
Contract signed now let's go to Burger King.

>Amenda

EZ, enjoy your meltdown tranny, cya next matchday

and Harry is the first at the ref again
playng a dangerous game

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gg, Frankfurt are my favorite opponent since they always go for win against >us

>>153588000
> Don't care if it takes precious time from the clock. At least I body slammed that Japanese dude with the white eyebrow.

Classic African tribal behaviour.

uff die bayern fangen sich 4 nächste woche

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>NOOOO YOU ARE THE TRANNYYYY

>>153588129
querpass toni x queerpass bayern linked up
sneed it?

Any tips for Schalke - Magdeburg?

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>352 vs 433
tactical masterclass incoming

>>153588493
4:0 tabellenspitze zurückerobert und sturz besoffen

>beier

TREEGARDENER

...

>Derpmund

TREEGARDENER x2

Huf-Status?

>>153589389
Kölner Keller still hasn't shown definitive footage for both offsides

Not worried, Leipzig just activated most dangerous lead status.

>>153589427
They are deeply drunk rn.

activate r00son cross and inshallah ball

Frankfurt would probably fight for 2nd place, if Kalimuendo, Burkhardt & Uzun could stay healthy for a whole season.

>>153589560
Jonny B not being able to stay fit for more than 4-5 games is such a shame, man

>>153589560
they want their own finale dahoam
https://www.transfermarkt.de/frankfurt-tragt-2027-finale-der-europa-league-aus-auch-leipzig-erhalt-zuschlag/view/news/437773

giraffi is the worst diver ever

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>>153590205
he does stuff like that before he scores
maximum trollage

>>153590246
his dives are so comically low effort i dont think I've ever seen a ref fall for them

bayern kriegt da nen elfer

>Kompany goes on a big ant-racist rant
>all decisions go Bayern's way again

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>>153590950

SILVER

>>153590950
ah yes, thats why Frankfurt got a weak pen against Bayern today.

köök die negerbullen mal wieder

Dhooooor dhoooooor dhooooooor

brandt alda

>>153591066
Most pathetic club in bundes

BVB wins 2:2

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Cuckle Perner is a specialist in failure

>shareholders celebrating the equalizer like they won the league

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>Brandt
Bro...if you actually want to become Meister you gotta score that

>>153591189
they wouldn't have needed it if the 100% elfer was given

>>153591201
If thats a pen, Baumgartner should have gotten one too. So yes, last Action of the game, result is equal and you can decide it, you HAVE to score.

>>153582131
thanks for jinxing it, faggot

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fuck >schalke

>>153590950
yeah i'm sick and tired of kompany, always the victim.
>talk about a real player
>somehow make it about himself

>schalke

based Dzeko
class striker. every goal different

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DZEKO :)

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153032761/#q153092297

how long before schalke is back in the cl?

>Am Abend bestätigen die Bayern die Verletzung offiziell. In einem Klub-Statement heißt es: „Alphonso Davies erlitt beim 3:2-Sieg gegen Eintracht Frankfurt einen Muskelfaserriss im hinteren rechten Oberschenkel.“ Nach BILD-Info fällt der Linksverteidiger drei Wochen aus

riggi peni

schalke looking unbeatable, next season they gonna surprise everyone by getting into top 6

Tikitaka auf Schalke

>>153593512
in 2nd bundes maybe

how is magdekwab in 2nd bundes? women could beat this team

i know it's second bundesliga, but dzeko is doing good, what is it? 5 matches in the league 4 goals and 3 assist?

Der fällt doch

>>153594865
Ageism blocked him from the top 5 leagues so he took things into his own hands
Going to play 1. Bundesliga next season now
Honestly based as fuck and he never fell for the MLS trap too

>>153595081
Schalke won't go up sadly

Woltebitch stinker and hooked

>>153595227
KWAB

>>153595081
hope so, he did well in fenerbache and at the national team, but fiorentina was a half year mess, so i hope they're in the bundesliga next season

Dzeko is retiring after thsi season tho

>>153595183
lol
lmao

pfoah schalkebrudis
spielen wie ein trümmerhaufen hinten

poofmund are only 8 points behind still? should buyern be about 18 points higher by now

>>153597135
dortmund playing a good season, i think the only time they had more points at this stage was during one of the champion seasons under klopp, they've only lost one game and have conceded just one more goal than buyern, problem is that they don't score as many

https://x.com/i/status/2025328819540758880

>>153597628
what about a couple szns with our boy j sanchozz and when every striker was clinical af? alcacer, auba, etc

>>153597628
sure, but they are also incredibly lucky. not only spielglück but also refglück.

not really, no
they have been cultivating the same playstyle for a few years now and it carried them to th CL final
if anything they are unlucky it hasn't paid off more

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>>153597628

GuMo

>>153582131
Who has the easier fixtures. Bayern or forrussia.

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Bok Bok Bok

>>153605365
> "Mein Vater und Bruder kümmern sich um diese Dinge, aber sie haben mir nichts erzählt", bemerkte Kane. Er stellte klar: "Ich habe es schon gesagt, ich bin sehr glücklich hier bei Bayern. Mein Fokus liegt auf dieser Saison und hier bei Bayern."
Hmmm

>>153599583
lel, 23 matchdays in you're talking about luck... it's also mostly a continuation of last season, hufschmied is clearly doing a good job, it's just not all that attractive to watch

>Der Union-Mittelfeldmotor ist nun endgültig ein Kandidat für den WM-Kader der „Adler von Karthago“. Nach BILD-Informationen wird die offizielle Verkündung aus Tunesien bald erfolgen – im März könnte eine erste Einladung zur Nationalmannschaft folgen. Khedira besitzt neben der deutschen auch die tunesische Staatsbürgerschaft

>Miroslav Klose, ehemals selbst Nationalspieler, ist dennoch nicht vollends zufrieden mit der Art und Weise, wie sich das Team zuletzt präsentiert hat. „Es waren Spiele dabei, wo ich lieber nichts sage. Die waren nicht so, wie ich Deutschland gerne sehe“, so der ehemalige Nationalspieler und Weltmeister von 2014.
Nagerbros???

>>153605604
@grok please translate this so that a schizo HIV supporter understands it

>dopa talking for 30min about how kompany is the new messiah for defending vini
And there isnt even a guest from st.pauli anwesend

Bitches think I'm Johan de Kock

>Ynr Bundes00perts rating Hertha

nobody tipped Hertha or Schalke to go up
Hangover69 tho

>Kölner Fans blieben nach Notfall im Stadion still – Trainer Kwasniok findet das schade
Based or cringe

>90yo unc goes to stadium
>dies
>everybody has to SIT STILL for 90 minutes
>team drops points
gramps won
kwasniok lost
chuddies lost

>>153606087
i talk do cuckmund fans on a regular basis and they all know they are extremely lucky this season

die Dicke aus Berlin

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>>153610672
Dortmund fans are the United fans of Bundesliga at this point

>>153609344
Hertha still has the best squad in second bundes. they're just playing like shit atm

3 Sunday games and none are remotely interesting

>>153612012
and it's paced too fast
no one is gonna watch that slop in one rush without breaks
but the saturday Konferenz is holy

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>90-jähriger Fan verstarb später im Krankenhaus. Er war in einem Treppenhaus gestürzt. Zunächst konnte der Fan reanimiert werden und wurde anschließend in ein Krankenhaus gebracht. Zunächst soll er sich in einem „kritischen Zustand“ befunden haben. Im Krankenhaus wurde er dann für tot erklärt.

>bunchuddies blamed the v00 for no reason again

>>153612012
You don't care about the Abstiegskampf?

GINTER

>>153612764
nö

>DFB-Cup semi-finals:
Bayer - Bayern
Stuttgart - Freiburg

>>153618191
b00
vfb

Who does the HSV anon support here??

>>153618545
idk Freiburg is 3:2 over two games against VfB this season

>>153618605
Brewomen

DAMN
JANOVIC

>>153619008
AGAIN

wundes is even worse off than the real blundershitga

Sven Jahut

GEORGIA

>>153618001
Ngmi

KLARER

>>153620148
Korn

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>>153622549

>>153622549
>>153622934
Is it over for the thiounefish?

>>153622934
idgi

>>153622989
Werder doen't fire trainer quickly

>>153622549
>>153622934
uniron wer zum fick dachte das sei eine gute idee?

>>153623163
Der Fritz

>>153623193
baumann hätte niemals

>Ersatz für Casemiro: ManUnited hat Nmecha auf der Liste
Next Blundershitga scam just dropped

CHRIST IS KING FÜHRICH

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>13 points without the brazilian magician

FÜHRICH FÜHRICH FÜHRICH

chris führer

>>153623910
C'mon look at Scheidenschleims squad

>>153623910
its still a mystery to this day how he never started him

Based Dinkeltee
Cuck Nübel

DEMIROCHAD

lel

>bremtards tabellenletzter

>people want middlebitch to be our wm starter

>will get to watch my based brechads in the Olympiastadion again next season
comfy af. can’t stop winning Werderbros

rate the cope bremi, but hertha are going up

>Hertha are going up
beyond delusional at this point. even the most diehard Hertha fans don’t think so anymore

remember when you said you guys dont need the "low iq mutt" asllani?

> Doch beim Aufwärmen verletzt sich Wirtz, muss kurzfristig auf der Tribüne Platz nehmen.
sub-100m/match-bros?

>>153626172
you mean Dinkci??