The end is near14:05 (in 25 minutes from now)Women's bronze medal gameUSA-Canada19:05Men's gold medal gameGB-Canada>Watch CBC (Canadian VPN required):https://gem.cbc.ca/collection/olympics-curling>Watch SVT (Swedish VPN required):https://www.svtplay.se/os-2026-curling>Watch YLE (Finnish VPN required):https://arenan.yle.fi/1-76727632>Watch NRK (Norwegian VPN required):https://tv.nrk.no/programmer/ol-curling>Watch ARD (German VPN required):https://www.ardmediathek.de/>Watch RTS (Swiss VPN required):https://www.rts.ch/sport/jo/milan_cortina-2026/epg/prev breads:>>153540579>>153540542
poutine? its just cheesy chips
I've never been so downbad for so mid bitches
I miss her
Death to Canada
Canada will lose twice today. Tough luck canucks.
Bongers were the only friends we seemed to have left at these games, and the curling Gods have taken it away from us.Cruel world.
Reminder to everyone to mark your calendars!The evil private equity firm that's trying to ruin our sport is buying our approval with what may be the greatest all-star curling tournament of all time. See Stefi, Eve, the Naisus and all your other Olympic curling wives throw down on a free stream April 6th to 11th.
Homan is dangerous and tenacious.
>>153584516This is what she could look like though.
>>153584634Keep misreading that as Rocket League.
>>153584644Good god, that's tragic. Keep her away from ozempic.
>>153584644No! No! Nooooo!
>>153584672Quit playin
>>153584707Greater fall off than Remy
USA USA USA USA USA USA
What a fuggin shot
I won 76p yesterday! (from a 5p bet)Thanks /curl/
Taylor Anderson-Heidi > Emma Miskew > Rachel Homan
Good to see the girls are going hard from the beginning. We got this!
>>153584738Miss LaCroix was always a flat chested borderline butterface with less flavor than her namesake
>>153584437>19:05Retard time alert!This is actually at 18.05Gee M Tee
>>153584875You're both retards, everyone knows hours underflow after 12
Time is just a social construct
Emma Miskew looks like Austin Powers' first sidekick before he got cryofrozen.
>>153584917Sun's over the yard-arm somewhere. <hic>
>>153584957>Taylor Anderson-Hiney
USA's playing well now.
>>153584634Sovlless assortment of players who have nothing to do with each other.Teams should always be local curling clubs.
I like how every rule in curcling is like>this is against the rules but it's up to the teams to sort it out
>>153585104On the plus side we get Stefania shouting HARD in English
what a fucking shot, killed 2 birds with one stone literally
why didn't she do that in semifinal?
just fuck my shit up moment incoming
unable to watch how we doing bros?
HOWEVER
kino shot
Great game so far.
based DropKING in the crowd
>>153585282Great
>>1535852822-1 after the 3rd/ourguy/ is here
>>153585319He is giving them his energy.
>cute women all got eliminated>dead threadit's sad really
>>153585357yes, but also 3rd place matches are always lame
>>153584634>The evil private equity firm that's trying to ruin our sport"The aim of Rock League is to turn curling from a sleepy club-based sport to a professional franchise like the NFL and more aggressively monetize both players and fans."
Awww cute family photo>>153585438Just like the Overwatch League. I can't wait to see how badly this crashes
>>153585438>sells out in your pathit's so over for /curl/
>>153585479insane jawline
>>153584634All of the team names and crests look extremely soulless
The Canadian fans are rowdier than the Americans.
Choke
tabitha moment
americans tongue my anus
Cory always be saying NO NO NO NO NO
>>153585545oh jesus fucking christ
>>153584634>>153585685Why do these new sports leagues always have shit tier logos and still want people to buy stuff?
Most dangerous tie
>>153585685>>153585545wow, could these be more generic?
>>153585357>the medal games are the least interestingmany such cases, at least with /Eve/ it was different
>>153585732The market research says people demand wank minimal effort clipart logos and ongoing subscriptions
>>153585788waving my little plastic Generic Masculine Animal vector art flag (2 shekels each or three for 5 shekels, a bargain) while quietly booing whoever the boardroom has decided are our rivals this season
>>153585788Shit well if the market says so. I actually dont mind the Frontier logo.
>>153585865lifelong frontier fan here
>>153585685The fact that all of these were most likely designed by the same person doesn't help at all.
>>153584634>Chinami Yoshida says that coaching the Rock League will be "her last challenge". Now in the winter of her career...Who the FUCK talks about their own talent this way!? What the fuck kind of assholes are running this? That's so unprofessional!
>>153585685For me, it's Alpine
>>153585891for me it's "shield", because it invokes images of stoutness and sturdiness, which are connotations that i find appealing
>>153585545>>153585685>The initial plan is for the six foundational franchises to be sold to investors as privately owned entities, similar to NFL teams.This is either going to be the funniest crash-and-burn ever or absolutely destroy our sport.>>153585865Don't wave it too hard; I can barely see the ice from the $200 Economy Plus™ seats and anything any closer is limited to Investor Rewards™ members or people who bought the $7,000 Annual Super-Fan Season Pass.
>>153585981tickets are still cheap this could be our last chance to ever watch curling irl
>>153585685Oh boy I heckin love major league sports!
>>153586078wtf I'm lifelong frontier now?
>>153586078>h-hi stefania can i get one of those
fucking kill me now
america is SO fucking shit HOLY FUUUUUUCK
I immediately saw that that was too heavy
CUUUUUURLL
it's over
frontierbros...
>>153585438>>153585981Is there much change in who the top teams are in the club scene? 4-5 players seems a rather small amount of people to find.Think it was said the USA men's team was only put together 2-3 years ago.>USAowari da
WHAT THE KWAB A LITERAL SIMPLE TAKEOUT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTERhow do you skid like that
>>153586078I kneel
is this like baseball where everyone have to take turn pushing the stone?
>>153586014I've unironically booked a Frontier match. I know it's funding BlackRock or whatever but if the match is happening I'm gonna watch that shit.>>153586148The big fear I have (in addition to what >>153585981 is saying about enshittification) is that this will break the talent pipeline into elite curling from hobbyist clubs and it'll become something like the NBA Draft that just locks the sport behind a caste of well connected talent farmed people.Like, I got to meet Chinami Yoshida in person when I curled in Japan. Will future people get to do that if she's being paid a bajillion per year to be a Curling Ambassador™?
we HAVE to score 2 here or it really is overI don't think Rock League is going to be anything big. Curling is too much of a novelty for normies to become invested in. And I really don't see private equity flowing into curling when the AI bubble bursts.
>>153586199>I've unironically booked a Frontier matchThanks for killing the sport.
>>153586078>guess who's getting a girlfriend in 2026
>ole ole ole already
canada's latest move seems retarded to me what am I missing? can't we just draw to the button for 2?
TIED AT 5-5 HOLY SHIT
my heart rate holy
>>153586285
>>153586265NOTHING IS OVER
>>153586417kek
>>153586429>t.
how many times have the Shitnadians cheated so far?
what do they mean when they scream wow wow wow
>>153586464They cheat with literally every throw, but just watch, a leaf will reply to this trying to deny it!
>>153585946this is unironically what NTR feels like how could our wife do this to us
>>153586266Like you aren't gonna fucking watch and give them ad revenue.If we save the sport from these assholes it won't be because we watched a stream match instead of paying 20 maple bucks for an exhibition ticket.
>>153586486They just said>Canada >number one ranked team in the WORLD>competing for....>BRONZElol LMAO ROFL
>>153586456he look like a guy I went to highschool with
>curling as a first datekino
>>153586541He looks like a Friday the 13th Jason victim.
This game reminds me of billiards
>>153586611It is a gentlemen sport after all
another 3 pointer for Canadait's almost over
we own you
ok now it's over
welp>>153586679present company excluded
why didn't she throw a NUKE
wtf didn't they try to freeze?
we need to get stefania off of frontier she can't win with these cats
Nice!
>>153586697Men are str, women are dex.>>153586706Would've been knocked out for a 3.Canada's stones were lined up that she could knock them all out, just needed a hell of a lot more speed on the stone.
Love Emmas's braid.
>>153586718This looks more and more like an exhibition event, not a league.
why don't they just wear wireless headsets instead of yelling across the hall?
>>153586739fag
>>153586078Talentless hack
It seems like curling has been on tv non stop since the Olympics started
>>153586763Their goal is basically to buy up every famous player so that no other curling league rises to challenge them. They can do this because the average curling superstar is paid in pocket change and gift cards.It's brilliant, it's just evil.
>>153586417>the paper ran out of space two years ago
>>153586784Screaming across the hall is 50% of the sport
I think it would be funny if Homan doesnt get a medal again
>>153586784because this sport is from 1500 or earlier and was designed to simulate the skills you'd need in a raiding party
It would be great for us to get our first medalIt would also be great for Homan to go back to Canada pissed and beat the fuck out of Kennedy
I don't get why they peeled the guard off
Women's shots are too weak.
>>153586871and now they tried to put it back
Alright, niggas, here we go
So who's winning?
>>153587008Canada
>HOWEVER?
>have to steal 1Ogre
>start watchingwe choke>go watch speed skatingus choke>came backwe choke
>>153587017US will steal 3 next end
>>153587008
Can we steal at least two?
It may not be over yet.
>>153587008the viewer, for getting to enjoy the beautiful spectacle that is high level curling
>>153587048possible but very unlikely, canada will have to giga choke for that
>>153587035what did she mean by this?
>>153587032
CUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLLL
>>153587102HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
has theisse had the most olympic screen time for an american this olympics? like three hours nearly every day for two weeks
>stream diedlol i'm sure it's for the best
>>153587241it's over
is it joever?
Here we go. Last shot of the game.
tabitha choked it as expected, GG
FUUUUUUUUUU
what a fail by usa
>
wtf did they throw it so hard?
she hit the guard again just like against GBR
pathetic
YOU WIN NOTHING SEPPOS
KWAB!KWAAAAAAAAAAB!
>amerikeks
defund and dismantle the entire (women's) curling program. unacceptable.
So many bad shots. We didn't deserve it.
We’re more of a hockey nation anyway
It is up to gb to take out Canada now.
gg usa
Happy for the ladies, played like dick all tournament but scrounged up a bronze
behead US the women's curling program
GGOur girlies do it again :)
>>153587326>moments before disaster
evil prevails
>>153587035I only watch women's sports to jork it tbdesu
our mommies won.
>>153584634Everyone I know says curling is boring and talk about how they don't understand it. I don't think this will hurt it too much.
>>153587433I like the blonde cougar desuWould love for her to devour me
Did our team sync their pregnancies or what
>>153587401always has been ever since our lord and saviour Jesus Christ got crucified
Well, that's it for me. Not as comfy as the previous games but overall a fun time.I'll continue watching curling. I'll check out Rock League and the Women's tournament is coming up in March.I'm done with 4chan though. This whole ordeal with the fingerprinting cookie is the last straw.Cheers, anons. I hope all your future endeavors go well.
at least we can stop pretending like this is a real sport. see you all in four years.
>le it's not even a real sport and we never really cared At least they made it to a medal match guys
who the fuck thought this lispy person that can barely speak should be a tv host
>>153587587I will see you in APRIL for the BLACKROCK INVITATIONAL ok
>>153587524see you tomorrow
>>153587378How many double touches did they pull off this time?Oh and you beat a team of literal wine moms who weekend curl as a hobby and lost to them once before topkek
I signed up for a curling tryout that starts 2 hours after the men's final, anons. $5 entry! There are like 30 other people on the tryout list too. Gonna be exciting
>>153587524>This whole ordeal with the fingerprinting cookieI know you're still here. Elaborate.
>>153587587curling is more of an actual sport than faggot ass ice "dancing." the problem is americans are low IQ faggots with a 0.2 second attention span, so anything that isn't caveman'esque is "boring" them. curling requires a higher IQ than "run fast and cross line to win." most americans are too stupid to appreciate it.and because of that, there is no money incentive to invest in curling teams. that's why other countries have literal professional teams that are backed with real money, while the US has a team of literal weekend curling wine moms.
>>153588194are competitive videogames a sport?
>>153588218no
>>153588124Have you had any issues with captcha the past 2 days?>>108181785
>>153588124>>153588628Shit, wrong post>>>/g/108181785
>>153588194I would like the only one blank per team rule here I get that it is very tactical but the numbers must go up
>>153588628Not that I've seen. Worst I've seen is that 4chX will refuse to post from the Q.R. window if you get 'not required', and coincidentally this reply keeps being rejected as spam. Here's some text that will hopefully throw it off. I truly hate this stupid fucking website sometimes.
>>153588628Yeah I disabled uBlock Lite and AdGuard Adblocker and now i have no issues
>chinkmoot wasn't satisfied enough with ruining 4chan>has to ruin even furtherFuck you.Anyway, back to sp,LETS GO CANADA
As an Arsenal fan I have a feeling GB is gonna bottle it
>>153589043We bottle everything
Don't know anything about this stone game, but i'm watching it just to see the cheaters lose
>>153586417>>153586802we are so going to make it
I'm jinxing canada by rooting for them :)
>>153586785Fuck you bald leafjeet.
Eve still looking sexo
Hasn't aged a day
LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO
I would like us to cheat again this game.Is that too much to ask for?
TEAM GEE-BEE!TEAM GEE-BEE!
GB bringing the brooms and the big fukkin rakes.
CAM ON INGERLUNDSCORE SUM FACKIN CURLSSSS
>>153589244>They're all Scottish
gonna watch this sport for the first time in like 8 yearsquick rundown?
Kennedy is a faggot.
>>153589264It's all England buddy.
>>153589264They had a chance for independance and blew it.They're English forever.
>>153589216Scots are going to choke
Hey leafs dont fucking cheat again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1IDSpSIFhE20 years ago, Canada scored six (6) points in the 6th end of the gold medal game and Finland loses again.This kills the Uusipaavalniemi. They haven't been to the Olympics since except doubles in 2018 where they finished last.
>>153589275>>153589285DAS RITE
>>153589295>hey water, don't be wet again
>GoodfellowUs Brits are so honourable
>>153589295>poke funny rock>play in finalsclearly its working
A grown man called Hammy
Day of the rake has arrived for the Canucks.
>>153589295Good will triumph over evil anon
cant wait to se how canada cheats this time
>>153589324lel
If we dont win we will retake Canada
yeah our laddingtons have got this
If we win we will nuke America and Britain and Sweden and Israel
I wanna see a fackin fist fight.
Its coming home
I still dont understand this "sport" after watching every match but CAMON INGERLUND
>>153589300I'll fix that in 4 years...
Commentator says that Scotland apparently has two teams of youngsters just as good as this one. Promising future it seems.
Marc Kennedy really does have that villain face.
>>153589429bowls on ice innit
>>153589429Rock go center, team with rock closest center gets points for every rock closer than other team
Why is this more similar to golf than bowling
LETS GO BOYS
>>153589456Bowls is not bowling. It's more like shuffleboard.
scottish lads are locked in
is this the last thing any brits are in?
The plucky underdogs vs the villains. This should be good.
>>153589456I see it more like billiard and tic-tac-toe combination
>canada making me unironically cheer for fucking bonglandCAM ON INGERLAND DEFEAT THOSE CHEATING CUNTS
>>153589539they don't sound like brits to me
GOD SAVE THE KING
OMG WHAT A FAIL FROM CANADA ITS SO OVER!!!!!
>>153589541we're rank #1 lad
Canada's cooked its last goose
>>153589552not sure you know what britain is then
Last 2 digits is the final score (GB - CAN)
We're easily the best team here. No one can cheat like us
>>153589555>t. serf
MOUAT YOU BLUE EYED GOD
>>153589541Yep, the plucky aging underdogs in Canada against the best team in the world (Scots)
>leafs held to oneit's coming home
Don't know anything about the rules, but GB has more stones in the circle, does that mean they're leading?
>>153589575
>>153589541>>153589561y do british ppl always do this.
My Canadasies will win :)U CAN FAWK OFF BRITBONGS
>>153589595Yes.
This guy needs to stop using the word "clutch"
never watched hockey in my life but heard the leafs were also cheating there?
Looked like the hammer throw was caressing the stone again.
>>153589603Why does leaf get one point tho?
Humiliating if Canucks lose in a snow sport
CAM ON INGURLAND SCORE SOME FOCKIN TWO'S
>>153589616it is a system
>>153589616not really cheating, just playing like rats.
>>153589616Well, they have Canadian refs so it helps.
>>153589567guess I'll go ask the guy from Scotland if he's British then to get the answer
>>153589649You invented this sport
>>153589642only 1 team scores per roundthe stone closer to the inner circle defines the scoring teamthe amount of points is how many stones in a sequence you have that are closer to the center
>>153589642Cheated as per usual.
we all know how this ends since its a NA team is involved>oh shit we're behind>oh shit we equalized>oh shit we won
Whoever starts is at a disadvantage
Bongs, kick those dirty cheaters out. I am rooting for you getting gold.
>>153589616The whole thing is rigged from the guys who made the ice to the zamboni drivers to the refs (all Canadian btw). We're about to be banned from the next Olympics like Russia.
>>153589642Whoever's stones are closest to the centre gets the points.
how do they make ice colorful but also slippery at the same time
>>153589697Save your disappointment for tomorrow, no point getting angry twice
>>153589685So it doesn't matter how many stones are in the circle, only the one closest the to the center counts?
>>153589667go to a rangers match
>>153589698>>153589666stop being silly guise, the referees can't be from the same country as one of the teams playing
Did anyone else first experience curling through Pingu?
>>153589697you will be dealt with tomorrow
>>153589703Follow up question >>153589718
>>153589718yesyou can score more than 1 point though, let's says you have 3 stones in the big circle and the other team has 1but the order of proximity to the center is red red yellow redthen team red gets 2 points because the yellow breaks the sequence
my mom gave birth to me on a curling rink
BOSH
>>153589718Not quite. Say you’ve got a stone that’s closest but they’ve got the second closest, you get 1 point. If the two closest stones are yours you get 2 points, and so on. You basically count the stones closest the centre until you go to one of your opponents
>>153589264even the stones are scottish lad, every last one of them
>>153589768how far did you slide?
double takeout with perfect roll behind guards, jeez
>britain has no cowbellsShameful
>>153589768She probably cheated on her husband
What does it actually mean when they shout "HAARRRRRRD " anyway?
>>153589718lets say if you order every stone by how close they are to the centre:RRYRYYY means 2 points to RedRYYYYYR means 1 point to RedRYRRRRR means 1 point to Redmakes sense?
>>153589718pretty SIMPLE
>>153589642Because 1 Canadian stone was closer than all British stones. If three Canadian stones were closer than all the British stones, Canada would get three points. So basically only the team with the closer stone(s) can score points. How many points depends on how many stones are closer than your opponent closest stone.
>>153589776>Polishing an icy floor is an Olympic sportHow many people in the world play this? It can't be more than a few hundred.
>>153589783slid flawlessly into the house
is he wearing a kabbalah bracelet?
>>153589797they get boners from really good throws and their performance is hindered by the boner so they warn their team about it
I miss the women
need the weather for street curling
>>153589811>How many people in the world play this? It can't be more than a few hundred.there are 1500 curling stadiums in canada alone
>>153589811holy rare
>>153589811Every Canadian town of at least 500 people has a curling rink
>>153589756>>153589779>>153589803>>153589805>>153589807Ah i get it now. Thanks!
LEAFS CHOKING ITS COMING
>>153589824is giulia coming back in 4 years time?
>>153589833Really, then it is more popular than I would think. Surely it's something you could get good at quickly. It doesn't seem to be based on natural physical attributes like track and field and gymnastics.
>>153589811Rare!Spread the message to your people: there's no more room here in Britain
>>153589824is this real????
>>153589847usually the curling rinks get built first and a city forms around it
GOOOO UK PUT THEM STONES IN DA CIRCLE
>>153589735NOOT NOOT
>>153589885That's me.
>>153589885Yep, guy ran from the crowd and took the deepest whiff before being tackled by security. It was all over news
>>153585685If you're going to ruin the game at least have soul jesus
>>153589882Teams from Kenya and Nigeria attempted to qualify. There are also some in Mexico, Brazil or Turkey as far as the third-world is concerned.
GAMMON
Obviously I'd love to win, but I'd be happy for the Scots
TWO POINTS TO GRIFF- I MEAN GREAT BRITAIN!!!
STOP THE COUNT
>>153589929>but I'd be happy for the ScotsIf they win, they're British.They're only Scots if they lose.
TWOOOOOOOOOOO
>They know each others weaknesses>Though Team GB don't have a lot of weaknessesheh gottem
>>153589935
SCOTLAND FOREVAAAARR
Canadians are shaking
>>153589965leafs fall, it's what they do
>>153589895That's bullshit but I believe it
Day of the rake begins today
>>153589979neither of your curling teams medal'd
>>153589948kek
MARK MARK MARK
>>153589994mixed teams did
>>153589965Like leaves in the wind
>>153589965not even a bit
TEAM GEE BEE TEAM GEE BEE
>>153589994rambo chud will get there
Think of all the Canadian Roses flocking to Great British men after this...
JEN SIGHTEDJEN SIGHTED
Dodds spotted
The irony of a canadian named "gallant"
who's jen
end of 2nd end
>>153590041He's at 30% this game. Rough.
what in the cricket is this scoreboard???what the fuck does the hammer mean?why does it say 3rd end, where's all the other endswhy the circles just signify who played but not who scored how many points with each play
>>153590041it's a good acadien name!
>>153590042>who's jenWhere the fuck you been?
When I played curling the guy who went 3rd was a absolute unit, lad looked like he was on roidsWe'd use him to just smash everything off the rink
>>153590063>team who'll throw the last stone this end>this is the third end of ten>this is the number of stones left to throw this end
What's the scoring, how many points to they play to?
>>153590063New rule if somebody pokes a stone you're legally allowed to strike them with a hammer once.
>>153590063its not complicated watch a bit and you will work it out
>>153590063nigger you can look all this up be we'll sweep you10 endseach end, teams get 8 stones to throwteam with the hammer symbol gets the last throw (huge advantage since you can bullseye and get an almost guaranteed point)teams swap hammer based on who scores last
>>153590063Indeed
i love that the main canadian and uk guys look like they have six eyes just the clearest purest A 10s everwtf are these niggas doing sweeping ice for rocks they should be leading countries
>>153590067it's a /hoc/ meme. ignore him.
>>153590077not like thatthey play 10 ends
>>1535900633/10 endshammer = last stone for that endtheres a bigger scoreboard with points gained for each end
>>153590021*Scottish
Jen Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
Litmus test: you are shot in the head if you cannot figure out the main curling rules by yourself after watching it for a short while
*feebly* L-Let's go Canada! *gayly*
>>153590092even the chinese have blue eyes in curling
Just FAO my fellow bongs Our own hapa snow-based sports girl is co peti g tomorrow in the halfpipeZoe AtkinShe has, in my humble opinion, the best boobs of any woman in Team GB
>>153590093JEN!
>>153590104Great British canuck
>>153590063how are you this dumb, its so obvious this is the simplest game ever, even if you dont get any rules you instantly get it after watching one roundplus our commentators in polish literelly answer every question people ask them on facebook thread about it live on broadcast
>>153590112>*gayly*
fuck off bud
What exactly is "curling"?
Never thought id cheer for a UK win in any sport
I like when the stones proper smash into each other like BANG
NOOOOO CHEATER KNOCKED THE RED STONE AWAY TAT
>>153590131>Keeps the rest in line with threats to their chastity.Dare I say it, based.
>>153590121>half SEAmonkeyGross
I’ve been camped here in /sp/ for the past 2 weeks watching Winter OlympicsAny news from the other boards?
>>153590137the sport was invented by admiral curl in the 17th century
>>153590131>openly gaynever got this meme. I don't go around shouting I like girls everywhere I go like Will Smith
>>153590137Some stone-poking sport
Shieeet we're gonna get heemed this end
this Scottish bastard is pretty good
>>153590121>Zoe Atkinhow does the funding work for her?she lives in the US but does she get funding from the lottery?
>>153590155I hear that aliens are real and invading Iran in two weeks
>>153590155I've been better
CleanHardLines goodNaisuI have no idea what any of this means
British if they win. Scottish if they lose.
>>153590158It was later improved by Chairman Ling in the 20th century, who changed the sword to a hammer to signify the Chinese shift to communism.
>Doncha think?>Yahhh
So many retarded terms >endJust say round >hammerJust say "goes last"There I fixed your naming
>>153590155WW3 starts in a couple of weeks. Other than that nothing really of note
>>153590200and in tennis they should just make it 1-2-3 instead of the bullshit with 15 and 30 and shit
>>153590186
>>153590209Exactly, thank fucking god you get it
>>153590129muted the game since they shout too much
Canada please mess up the last stone
>>153590200i WILL post the angry german basedjak if you're not careful
>>153590186Clean = Sweep the ice lightlyHard = Sweep hard and fastLines good = Rock is adhering to predicted trajectoryNaisu = Same
>>153590166BLOODY BASTARD
>>153590200Fucking Germans have to be so literal about everything
ITS FUCKING OVER
YOU BLOODY BASTARD NOOOOO
>>153590240shut the fuck up thats like their only good quality
mens curling is the equivalent of womens soccer
>>153590168>how does the funding work for her?She gets a very small amount from lottery funding but she mostly self-funds via her modelling work
bring back the old stones and brooms, and men having to wear bowl hats or flatcaps
This sport is shit. Whoever curls last wins everytime.
>>153590264>Doesn't know what a guard is
what curlingese have we picked up for daily use?for me its>i like it>buona linea
I think they should have chosen a rink nearer the audienceIn the middle like this fuckin nobody can see well
these IOC faggots couldn't give canada the red stones and bongland the yellow ones?
>>153590272Yeah, but then you'd have to play defense and react to your opponent's move
>>153590261yeah
>>153590155There’s a Jenna Ortega/snood thread over on /tv/ where you can see how close we are to AI fakes that are indistinguishable from real life >>>/tv/218103181>>>/tv/218103181Which means by the time the 2030 Winter Olympics happen AI fakes of Eileen Gu will look better than her real nudes
>>153590274>VAI VAIIIII
>>153590274I miss hearing the Italians shout "ariba ariba"
Why do the Canadians look like pedos
>>153590280no i think you are more "yellow" if you catch my drift
scotland 10% ahead in accuracy in this game, and it has looked like they have a slight edge so far.
>>153590274
>>153590200teams may concede so it can end at any time
>>153590279>In the middle like this fuckin nobody can see wellisn't that the case for every cricket game
>>153590283Almost like it's a sport or something
WTF WTF WTF
>>153590300two of them are marketing execs so they're already sharing that ghoulish look behind their eyes
>>153590320I really hate Jacobs
>>153590313aye but the cricket balls get smacked out towards the audience dont they
>>153590317What i mean is you don't have the advantage of an initiative since you have to play defense and react to your opponent's setup
>where are ye>woah>WOAHHH
Lammie sucks
>>153590261Curling_at_Eglinton_castle,_Ayrshire,_Scotland 1860
>>153590347I don't know if he was impressed or disappointed in where he was
fookin smash it lad phwooar
loser gets a million more Indians
>>153590344bro in the 2nd end brucie read the fuck out of kennedy's throw and preemptively set up a stone to force him into a decision. that's the chess part
>>153590370the winner gets million pakis
>>153590274LINES GOOOD
Holy fuck are these Canadians annoying
>>153590279they have video screens there
>>153589265Nigger>>153589595Nigger faggot>>153589690Faggot retard>>153589718Nigger bitch>>153589811Nigger die >>153590063Faggot retard>>153590112Kek>>153590129True>>153590200IncorectHope that helps
Why doesnt anyone just thundercunt the puck
kek another one
>>153590319funny
>>153590395based
why dont you fuck off buddy
finally holy fuck
>>153590397
>>153590155They’re re-releasing Pokémon FRLG for the switch to the tune of £18. No online, not part of NSO
>>153590400if you google winter olympics he shows up
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>153590370this sport is really just a designated sweeping street
Why are the British fans the only ones with soul? The Canadians are silent
Oof leaf has the advantage now </3
CAM ON CANADATHROW SOME FACKIN STONES
>>153590422Why would I pay £18.99 for a 23 year old GBA game?
so it begins
fucked it up
Fucked itIt's nae coming home
STOLEN>STOLENSTOLEN>STOLENSTOLEN>STOLENSTOLEN>STOLENSTOLEN>STOLENSTOLEN>STOLENSTOLEN>STOLENSTOLEN>STOLENSTOLEN>STOLEN
oh no
>>153590481Idk, I didn’t. I just emulate
horrible choke
THATS NOT IT LAD
ACK
>>153590274Unironically "NAISU">>153590396That's really risky; you're basically resetting the board or at worst just making random rocks fly off while leaving the center untouched since the impulse passed through the center stones.Remember, the assumption is that whoever goes last gets 1 point. The goal is to make something other than that happen, and an emptier house just makes that 1-point outcome more likely.So people will only YOLO in at high speed if they're really fucked.
shit it looks like they enchanced candian position
SCOTTISH BASTARDS
They might score two points now :'(
Your line wasn't good you plum
Ingurland got this, believers will be vindicated
Thanks BONGS
long way to go lads nothing to worry about yet
>>153590522Could be 3 if we fuck it
>>153590391It's the nasally faux-posh voice's. A minute ago, the canuck skipper ''is that craaaazy''
ACH YE KWAB
it's so over
why the fuck are they shouting? surely they can see where the stone is going and what to do without it
GO ON BRUCEYOU STEELY EYED KILLER
>>153590545WHAT'S THAT SONNY? SPEAK UP. I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
nice save Bruce
FANTASTIC SHOT!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
B R U C E Y
Just realised this is a jannie sport
>>153590500Why does your living room look like a basement?
was scared already when he shot it so hard
Nicely done Brits
GREAT BRITISH ATHLETES
Eyes too close together, obvious moose rapist.
GET IN
Wouldn't mind getting in Jen Dodd's knickers.
REV UP THAT ROCKY WHEYYYYYY
BRUCE THE GOAT
Mark Jacobs has rape-murdered multiple teenage girls and gotten away with it
I can't take Kennedy seriously anymore.
>>153590515>>153590586Kek
>>153590577Narrowboat lad, I live on the canal (England, ignore flag, vpn)
Why was the coverage/stream put on hold?
>>153590613Oh that’s preddy coolDo you bring women back to the boat?
>>153590613sounds comfy
That British shot that hit the top guard really ducked in at the last second to clip the rock. Likely something on the ice.
What is the hammer and why do these Canadian child molesters have it?
>>153590616still going here>JPoops earthquake
>>153590616bei thankful i got Canadian ads
>>153590630It was YOUR prince that was arrested, mr chomo.
>>153590624Stop trying to incriminate him lad
>>153590613Do you get things delivered to the boat?
>>153590624Yes, they never leave.
>>153590632I'm watching CBC. I'm talking about the OBS stream which cut to the flame and said "coverage will resume".>>153590636Watch Gem, not TV streams.
>>153590624Yes he does.And they always say yesBecause of the implication
>>153590613Loved living on a narrowboat. I did it for a couple of summers.
>>153590660kek. Dexter ahh motherfucker
Ar Scotch Eggs gonna win
Just looked up their gear. Shoes are like $3-400, nother couple hundred for the broom and then about $50 for the pads on the broom. Seems pricy but desu for Olympic level equipment it’s not insane
Why do all the Canadian players have long, thin heads?
>>153590705my head feels tight just from looking at those thighs
>>153590705Corr imagine that planted on your face.
>>153590705This the bitch that doesn't want people sexualising her?
NOICE CURL
>>153590155Japan had an election and their politicians are hot now, apparently. Some bullshit about WW3 I don't care about. New anime movie retelling the tale of the princes Kaguya but it's about Vtubers and girls kissing. Pokemon rereleased Fire Red for $20. And some new AI model has an IQ of like 200 and they're telling us all our jobs will be gone in 10 months.Alysa Liu's been better TV than any of it; you haven't missed much.
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
Fuckin beaut
Corrrrr
corr making me hard
>>153590724Moose rape
>>153590724Irish blood, very sad.
>>153590737>>153590763>>153590771qrd on corr?
>>153590724DER COOMER phenotype
>>153590750Our politicians are old racist fucks as always. Only difference is it's now a hag that calls herself Margaret Thatcher instead of a dipshit ojisan.
>>153590772my innawoods friend unoffically adopted a moose this winter by letting him live on the farmnever put the dots together until now
>>153590613How cold did it get during December/Jan this year?
>>153590613What vpn do you use?
>>153590624Nah I’m married, she lives aboard with me>>153590659Amazon drop boxes or post restante for most stuff>>153590685Oh nice, do you remember where about?
>>153590788It's Cory Thiesse's catchphrase.
>>153590788its like sheesh but for middle aged brits instead of yank zoomers
>>153590835Well comfy innit
>>153590835Based narrowboat anon
>>153590750>Alysa Liu's been better TV than any of it; you haven't missed muchThe best tv of the Winter Olympics has been Gu Ailing, not Liu
>>153590820I think the lowest we recorded was -5C or so. But the multi fuel stove keeps it toasty inside>>153590827Proton but I have a pass for posting that’ll probs get banned for off topic posting :^)Anyway yeah curling, be nice to get a steal in going into half time
Jacobs looks like he wipes his hard drive regularly
>>153590883Ah i see
>>153590835Strangest things/people you’ve encountered on the canals?
There was a low tier 70s comic called Cor!Unironically
>>153590891ok you're just projecting anon, third mention now?
NOOOOOOO
uff
>>153590835do you worry that people walking past on the canal path outside will hear you shagging your missus inside the boat?
>KWABnada
unintentional 1 i suppose?
Why do Brit’s have that look about them?
>>1535909551 and lost the hammer yes
>>153590835Must be hard to pay your taxes. I pity you.
Jacobs is a nonce innit
>>153590879Emma Radacanu is such an under achiever and I say that as a NEET
>>153590835where does your shit go?
You've binged your last bong
>>153590952That's exactly why we got it.
>>153590955yesthey wanted to blank it
>>153590985offside
i want to live on a boat lads
Sex with turboautist Bruce or psycho killer crazy eyes Kennedy?
>>153590985In the river like all the other shit
Guy wishes he never mentioned narrowboat now.Like being a fucking airline pilot.
wait there's a time limit too?
FUCK I have to leave mid game to go to the fucking curling tryout I signed up forWhy couldn't they just schedule it an hour later bros
>>153590999you could become one of these old people who just spend all their time on cruises eventually or you could become a cook on one, I always thought that would be a fun career move if shit hit the fan for me fuck I'd love to live on a boat, why the fuck did i become a banker
Whose team is the squirrel on?
>>153591015you don't hear much from the small house / van life people these days. weird that, eh
>>153591009neither wtf
>>153590835do you sing the song every morning?
>>153590913One time we had to rescue a very drunk lad from the canal in below freezing conditions at 2am. He was on a holiday with his mates, they got into an argument and to prove he was hard he decided to jump in and swim across. We had to pull him out, get him wrapped up and get his mates to come collect him (about a 1 mile walk to get around without going into the canal)Plenty of general weirdos though, myself included>>153590952Nah it’s fun innit>>153590970What are taxes?>>153590985Big 500L tank, get it pumped out every couple months or so
>>153591046italys olympic mascot
Jacobs is in the Epstein Files
They should let Bruce throw last since i feel like he's the most clutch guy
My wife
how come none of the players are wearing glassesare they banned?
>>153591009Brad Gushue having sex with my wife.
>>153591084Please don't post pics of my concubine
>>153591065And how often do you get your missus pumped?
>>153591086contacts, they are very sensitive about their looks
>>153591032have fun
>>153591082Clutch dniym
I’m having a cup of tea while I watch this
>>153591065Ever plan on going to navigate in other countries?
>>153591086Last guy who wore glasses was kicked out.
Waiting on a fish supper
>>153591149King chud
>>153591137Degenerate hedonist
>>153591137actual tea or some weird fruity nonsense with a lemon
>>153590879Is it just me that thinks Raducanu absolutely mogs Gu, in terms of looks?
>>153591063Fucking hated Jim as a kidI only watched this show because Zzzaap!! Was on after it
Jacobs is gonna show up in a JCS vid
>>153591175That's just you.
>>153591149NOTHING HAPPENS
>>153591175Radacanu looks like she would be a better fuck. Gu looks like a starfish
>>153591166>>153591171 I just poured it down the drain
>>153591171>some weird fruity nonsense with a lemonwhy are you holding a lemon >:)
anyone got a webm
>>153591222Checked. Always refused any tea offered to me during my trips in England. Not drinking that ever.
looks good for Canada, GB bumbling
>>153591224Decimated that dingus
>>153591224wtf? rude
I would NOT want to fight jacobs
>>153591175Just you
LUNK ALARM
>>153591260He'd probably try molesting you. Got that look about him.
>Canadian skip hitting the British stone with his broom to move it away from his team's stone?????????
>>153591305dont think he did but it was very closewouldnt surprise me if they cheat mind
>>153590879Are they both half and halfs?
>>153591299Retard strength
You have dumb Yankesque chants?Wtf Canada
c'mon britain scoar 3 facking stones
>>153591331He was bouncing it on the handle. 100% cheat.
welp... leafs just cheat to win.
>>153591345Yeah
>>153591345Yes.>Her mother, Yan Gu (Chinese: 谷燕; pinyin: Gǔ Yàn), is a first-generation Chinese immigrant to the United States. Her father is American, though Gu never discusses him.[7] Chinese media sometimes refers to her father as a Harvard graduate, but there is no public record of him.[7]Whereas Raducanu is half-Chinese, half-Romanian (and fully cute!)
Not feeling good for this round, tea bros...
getting exciting
Canada try not to cheat challenge
>>153591373>lets go gb let's go
is equipment in curling regulated?if not, what's stoping canada from bringing flame throwers instead of mops to the next olympics?
god damn it feels good to be Canadian>parents are from Nigeria
>>153591408>>153591345>>153590879They still look asian af.
>>153591451https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broomgate
gwan bruceyy
>>153590879Gu has jobbed in every event she's been in, Liu has won. Cope.
>Miss>Canada steal twoFFS
biting my nails
CAM ON BRUCEYYYY
>CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL
IT'S COMING HOOOME
magnifique Bruce
BRUCEYYYY BONUS
Nice shot, bong!
STONECOLD
>>153591082I TOLD YABRUCE THE TRUTH
