>Sun 22.02.10.00 Langrenn - W Mass Start Classic 50kmPrevious thread: >>153584136
Something something skijumping real and serious
mass starts are such slurpfests
>>153587948GGI genuinely enjoy your sport but there are too many distances
Any particular athlete you feel bad for? I would say Tandrevold, but I have no more tears to shed for her. And all jokes aside it's a shame what happened to the Swedish biathlon girls
>>153588175I feel kinda bad for Lie McGrath. If he'd just been slow it would be one thing, but must be crushing for him to choke like he did.
>>153587965Oceane a cute and fast. She seems so wholesome and pure and is probably saving her virginity for her future husband.
>>153588175did tandrebutt get to compete at all? If someone had predicted a few years ago that she would be sidelined for an olympic relay in 2026, no one would have taken them seriously.
>>153588175iivo
>>153588175Pic related, McGrath, Ingrid, Domasco, Iivo.
>>153588175Smol Lara 4th place in SL
>>153588175Wierer has had a few rough seasons. I'd have liked to see her end her career with an olympic medal.
>>153586869>So, what did she mean by this?The direction she is turning towards is the shooting range/penalty ring/rest of the race, whereas in an interview she said it was directed to "a journalist", my ass, it was obviously directed towards athletes.She's just full of poison.
>>153588226Did decent in the sprint and got 10th. Shot 9 misses in the pursuit and that was it
>our last chance for a medal is bobsleigh>against the germanswhy do they have three 4 men teamsweren't team sports limited to 1 team per nation
>>153588175Three silvers but that’s what she’s going to be remembered for
>>153588276She didn't qualify for today's race?
>>153588175Just
>>153588175makula and JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE>>153588268also this
>>153588264someone please hug the little italian or else
>>153588269I thought it was a chad move, desu.
>>153588312Nope, was close though
>>153588327>JESSIE JESSIE JESSIEthere's s-still tomorrow!
>>153588335Spitting on others is "chad" now ?
>>153588327>makulaWhat happened to her? Used to be really good. One of the best in the world even. lately, she's been completely invisible.
I only just realized both my dutch waifus fell and finished last in their races in the past months
>>153588363when did she spit on anyone? she's doing a "be quiet" gesture.
>>153588358well...>>153588368sturla broke her back and her heart
>>153588327I feel vindicated over my prediction over jessie choking the olympics, like she’s done every major tournament, she’s a moneygrabbing pointslut through and through
>>153588268She got one in mixed relay.
>>153588387and your evil cunt women have been sabotaging the rest of her season
>>153588393>non-individual relay "medal"I don't think any of the athletes care about those.
>>153588368Chronic back issues, she ended last season early, then had surgery for a herniated disc, then came back this season and missed even more races before the Olympics due to back pain.
>>153588175Giacomel 100%Dude's been a beast in the World Cup and ended up in a hospital bed here with nothing to show for other than a silver in the mixed relayHe'll never get a chance again to do the Olympics at home again
>>153588379Oh sorry, that's so polite.
so we won't even reach 20 gold medals? joke country
>>153588427it's hardly spitting. and JUSTine probably had it coming.
>>153588400>smiles all fake and failsSorry jessie simp
>>153588444hear me out: klaebo cloning program
>>153588299There aren't enough people practicing the sport in the World to have a single team per country, unironically
>>153588412That's my opinion too but I think the athletes really care, they always count them when they say they're X times olympic champions.
>>153588458then axe the whole thing if nobody cares about it wtf
>>153588454total fat cunt jojo death
>>153588444ragne +0.06 and ragne +0.17two golds slipped awaygrim
they gave doro a flower bouquet as a farewell gift :)
>>153588497
>Julia Simon explains the OS gesture: "Was directed at a person."Justine btfo.
>>153588497FAlso that guy left of Passler in that photo looks like he's wearing Groucho glasses.
>>153588470One individual gold her entire career, lmao
>>153588506>this is "chad" by sw*d*sh standards
>the hoeberg sisters walking around after the race and giving emotionless, cold hugs to the other girls for the cameras, trying to improve their imagecringe
>>153588425back surgeries only have like a 50% success rate. fingers crossed for Ida
>>153588425Is there something particular about the sport which is tough for the back, or was this caused by some fall or accident?
>>153588175Selma, she seemed devastated. Two best chance for medals ruined by sisters making mistakes
>>153588497 Uh..that's inappropriate
>>153588550>Jessie3 Overall globes>All Swedish women since the history of time0 globes
Farewell
>>153588412>I don't think any of the athletes care about those.Every athlete cares about those. Every single interview I've seen before and after relays, the athletes are more nervous about the race and happier about winning than the individual events.
>>153588634Yes anon, she’s a pointslut, she couldn’t bring it when it mattered>competitors pass up races to rest and find form to world champs and olympics>she’s out there swinging her neck around and drama queening so she can maximize her income
>>153588669aw
>>153588595Looks like they've made studies, and back pain is actually really common. I've never seen anyone get hit by it so hard as Lisa (who missed an entire season) and Makule. Sometimes surgery works, like the Norgie anon said: Emilien Claude had back surgery for a herniated disc last year but he's been back this season.>The most commonly injured body parts were the lower back (38.9%), knee (35.7%), and shoulder (25%)>Overuse injuries are very common and show a variety of symptoms relating to multiple musculoskeletal pathologies. The main focus is on the shoulder girdle, the low lumbar back and sacroiliac joint, the knee, as well as the lower limb and ankle.It's the repetitive strain that biathlon, and training for it, that causes these issues.
>>153588671That's due to the responsiblity and public pressure they feel. They don't want to mess up, but they don't particularly care about winning either, I think.
>>153588694I don't think they are as narcissistic as you think they are.
>being competative is actually badswedes manno wonder they are shit at everything
>>153588673Sounds like cope to meMaybe Frida and Ebba should stop skipping half the races every season
>>153588708where did i say that?
>>153588712Seems like skipping pointless races is good, since you can cuck the supposed peerless skiier jessie the 3 times world cup winner out of every gold.
>>153588708>no wonder they are shit at everythingkek Your country was hungary-tier and basically a third world country before you found oil.
>>153586712Océane a cute
>>153588735There was no championship in the 2023/2024 season and they still couldn't keep up with JessieJessie won the Tour de Ski that season as wellWhat's their excuse?
>>153588735Yeah i’m gonna drop this i just realized i’m 8 beers in and using this stupid argument as entertainment instead of actually doing something before i pass out. Hope we have a fun event tomorrow, good evening!
Just drove past Filet Mignon's family business this afternoon. What should I have done?
>>153588739>b-but 60 years agodo swedes really?
>>153588793>comic sansholy sovlask them if they have any steak for sale, and maybe also why they hung a google maps marker in one of their windows
>>153588739How does this image make you feel?
>>153588806Sssshhh... Don't tell him...
>>153588550>Guld
>>153588793said bonjour
>>153588833As I said I simply drove past it. Used to live close but I've never been into their shop
I can already now in my head hear the SVT commentators scream "STÅ PÅ BENEN NU EBBA" ..kekAnons, what is the next sentence after "Stå på benen nu ebba"?
>>153588911NEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJ
>>153588911NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJNEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ NEJ!
>>153588911"forbannade mongo"
>>153588911For me it's the late NEEEJJJ that comes after filming Frida
marijkebros...it's over...
>>153588898Why are norweigan women so trad, while our are so "modern and independent"?
it's over tomorrow?? the fuck
Based Unc
>>153589062Womens 50k is the only real sport left
>>153588911"NEEEEEEJ HON RAMLADE IGEN"and then Jacob Hård cracks seeing another fucking FIASKO: "FÖRBANNADE JÄVLA KÄRRING"and we'll have headlines for a week
I can hear his voice in my head
>>153589080grim. feels like it just startedsadathleteofyourchoosing.png
>>153589080Fridabros....https://www.expressen.se/sport/langdskidor/frida-karlsson-har-feber-missar-femmilen-/
>>153588911NEEEJ NEJ NEJ, ..NEJ DET HÄR VAR SISTA GÅNGEN HON GJORDE SÅHÄR FÖR OSS, NU MÅSTE LANDSLAGSLEDNING AGERA OCH DET HÄR MÅSTE VARA SISTA GÅNGEN HON ÅKER I SVEN LANDSLAGDRESS, VILKEN PAJAS! Å JAG BLIR SÅ ARG, EBBA, JÄVLA MISSFOSTER
>>153589145NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
>94.5% hit rate in the 'limpicsmight as well give her next years big globe right now
>>153589100He narrates your life
the skater that got a blade just under her eye from yesterday has updated that she's okbut I'm pretty sure she mirrored this pic to not show the damage
Our gurls are good at bob ? I don't know shit about this "sport"
>>153589184yeah, not even a scratch there. there was a ton of blood on the track
Hurling starting
Nolte time
Ebba better win now
oh no no no nodoes Klaebo have superhuman flu immunity genes or something how come everyone else is sick except him
>>153589169if you don't ski fast enough even a choke frenchie with 5 penalty laps will make you eat her dust
>>153589193I'm more of a vagene guy anyway
>>153588497Where is Lisa?
>>153589226>eating kiwi with a spoonweak
>>153589235Is she naked???
>>153589251yes she has a fever and is very hot and sticky
>>153589145I haven’t been sick for 4 years now, activating yourself is supposedly healthy - they’re always sick. I face customers every day so that’s not an argument
>>153589243not retiring?
>>153589184Looks like it. The only face picture I could find of her that wasn't caked in make-up shows the two little birthmarks below he lip on the opposite side.Left in the picture here, right in other face pics.Really no reason to crop away half her face anyways.
It's overNorway gonna win the femmil
>>153589298yeah dont get it either the only times ive been sick in the past 15 years have been with the swine and corona flus
inb4 Ebba wakes up with a fever tomorrow
Kalicki drivesomefuckingBob so its German sweep
>>153589145NEEEEJ
>>153589378Pretty close now, I think she can do it in the 4th run
>>153589312Why isn't she there congratulating Doro?
FEBEREXTRA
>>153589019wtf she lied to me!
>>153589391Think so, I just hope Nolte isnt fucked in 4th again
>>153589235klæbo only eats goat cheese
>>153589366It’s a fucking joke, they feel they have bad form and make up a cold, if normal people were as sick as these athletes nothing would be done at work.
Having reserves isn't a thing anymore in Swedish skiing i guess, Linn Svahn wanted to do the 50k but was sent home immediately
Slind might be the favorite tomorrow now
>>153589235I'm autistic does the white flag means she's actually not racing tomorrow?
>>153589329Last time there was a femmil classic was last year. Johaug won that one, but she isn't here obviously.Rest of the top 5 are though.Slind - Ebba - Stadlober - Hennig.Could still be interesting.
>>153589235Klæbo lost the sprint globe a few years ago when he got Covid and missed a bunch of racesHe was ill right before the World Championships last year as wellhttps://www.nordicmag.info/en/cross-country-skiing-johannes-hoesflot-klaebo-leaves-switzerland-ill-and-returns-to-trondheim-0202/
achievable natty?
>>153589469no idea what it means, but she's not racing, no>>153589449good
>>153589452>bending over taking it hard to add to norways medal count>the countryWe’re a fucking joke
>>153589493Low fat? Yes
>>153589471Hoping for Stadlober. She's shown inconsistent form though and was sick before the Olympics
>>153589493I look like this
>>153589631Me too. Would be a good redemption for the 30km 2018 as well.Even if she did get a bronze in the 15km in 2022.
>>153589426Is Kläbo a chad that eats cow brain for DHA and raw liver for lots of vitamins
>>153589366It’s insane, i commute by train every day, i touch and am in close contact with people all day ans i’m never sick, and these peak of human fitness catch fucking everything. They should drink more alcohol, apparently it kills all the bad germs
>>153589701All of these poor girls have asthma
>>153589184The front cam on phones take mirrored photos
>>153589701When your body is at peak shape you're more fragile to sickness
>>153589226>autist_stimming.webm
>>153589842That’s bullshit
>>153589701>peak fitnessYou unironically beleive this?? Being an elits athlete is peak fitness in one way (the action they train to do) but its far from peak health/fitness. Being an elite athlete you could almost describe as unhealthy and could possibly shorten your lifespan too. It loads your body with lots of oxidative stress and elites athletes are probably sick with infections / cold as much or even more than the average. Their immune system is not top.They are not at the optimal health bodyfat% and rest levels. Not to mention injuries. They sacrifice health for career, that happens in many professions, like with constrution workwrs too.
what even is a "fever"? Like when I get sick I get a runny nose, my body starts to ache really bad and I get a headache, but how is just having a fever and feeling warm a "sickness" to quit the Olympics?
>>153589842Read my semi-wall of text. Nothing about being an elite athlete is peak of human health, for example cyclist and enduramce athletes in general. Their heart get to very unnatural sizes compared to their torsos and this causes complications and can even cause death. They sacrifice health in the dream of glory in their field of competition
>>153589493I unironically have this build, imagine if I got into skiing when younger
>>153588175old man manuel fettner for just barely missing a chance to jump in the olympics one last time because of cut-throat intra-team competition and then having to watch the zoomer faggots that did get to go shit the bed in individual competitions
>>153590066It's when your Penis no longer works and just falls off
How we feeling Slovakfrens?
>>153590252She started as a figure skater but grew too big to be any good
>>153588175quite lame that Preuß didn't get any individual medals, but she has had a rough season so far so I get it
>>153589235I also have Frida fever la.
Here I am rooting for bongs in the curling
the best female team in the world cant even put four girls on the startheads must roll
>>153591095Tite
>>153591096is z her sister?
>>153591095Maybe a bit too tite
>>153590965Jonna's attack will put everything in order.
>>153590965>fridaded>linnugly>jojofatwho else?
>Ranzi
>>153591289>too titeNot a thing
>>153591448I want to have her babies
both my waifus made it to the final and will face each other tomorrow. I don't know whom to support.
>>153589100Is that the mentally unstable guy?
Bratty Suz!
Nolte und hokej time
>>153590461Wonder if she could make Olympics through Albania, do they have anyone in ps?
:D
>>153592238Kissing you on the mouth if Laura wins ok
>>153589184>but I'm pretty sure she mirrored this pic to not show the damagejfc the front camera does that automaticallyyou've really never taken a selfie before?
only females and homos take selfies
Let's be honest here, nobody on this planet wants to see a selfie taken by a /calle/ poster
>>153592376truth nuke
>>153592285ok>supports Laura even more now
I only take selfies to send to my mum when I go on trips so she knows I am alive>not that anyone would kidnap me because theyd kill themselves after 15 minutes
>>153592561You're such a great guy sigh
>>153592561it could be worse; you could be me
I would take 1 Slovakia guy for 1M Syrians + 0.5M Afghans
No more aflas pls
>>153592651I actually want to move away from here but my German is as bad as Mikaela in Beijing
>>153592682Just apply for some German courses desu
>>153592340nope never
Mariama Jamanka a cute
>>153592797Refugee or identitarian?
>>153592797You said this like 3times fren
>>153592651>>153592526>>153592285I would say get a room. But you faggots probably dont need more of that activity and you need to watch out for GRIDS
>>153592820She cures my racism whenever she's on the telly
>>153592236That race was so retarded. I hate cheering for people in retarded sports
>>153591908He just scream out and catches you off guard sometimes, gotta love him innit
>>153592829Cuddling with Slowakbro and Swedebro while we watch the 50km tomorrow <3
>>153592871The sport might be a bit retarded, but at least it's real and serious
Kelsey Mitchell starts track cycling late 2017, wins gold in Tokyo in 2020, switches to pushing bob in summer of 2025 and is now at Olympics. Fuck me i am SO USELESS
Heated Rivalry /calle/ edition
>>153592978I'm not gay but here we go
I don't want it to end
Show name: Real and Serious RivalryTwo posters have been each other's worst nightmare on the /calle/ and /biathlon/ generals for two years, one a die-hard speedskating devotee who once called ski jumping "a very expensive way to fall", the other a German guy who is haunted by the other's comments about real and serious sports. Their reply chains are legendary, their arguments draw spectators, and the mods have a private channel just to discuss them. When the general organizes a group trip to the olympics in Italy, they end up on the same bus, in the same lodge, and eventually standing side by side at the bottom of a 140-meter hill watching a jumper hang impossibly in the cold grey air, and for the first time in two years, neither of them says a word as the sexual tension between them grows...
>>153593238
>>153593326FUCK OFFF FOR REAL JUST ONCE
>>153592915idk didn't feel sad like Nadine hitting the hurdle in Tokyo, it just felt cheap like the entire thing is Russian roulette and my waifu happened to come short this time.
>>153593369Problem?
>>153593326I can't believe I'm saying this, but Lou has a place I'd love to work
/calle/ /biathlon/ irl meetup would be the most hilarious and awkward thing ever
>>153593434
Amercans ruining two kino Bob endings>Nolte win, German sweep
OF GIRL
NOLTE NOLTE NOLTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153593824She literally has the perfect nipple/areola ratio
LAURAAA
KISSING SLOWAKBRO ON THE MOUTH.
N O L T EOLTE
>>153593978KISS
>>153594045<3333
We did it. Gold and another 4th place.
Nolte win, Slovakia loss, Could be worse
why are we so good at these sliding events? like how do we take every single one? other countries like the USA do have tracks too and supposedly Latvia has the best track in the world but these sliding sports are literally ALL >germanywinslol
>>153594276Bored engineers of your automotive companies work on your sleds
>>153592282super cute snow conqueror
Just made a Sonjaa folder on my SlagNAS
>>153594703post on /t/
sorry slovak bros but bronze is ours
>>153594703She's only 23 you sick fuck
>>153596035What can I say, I like older women
>>153595999congrats
>>153594276You will slide down the tube and you will be happy.
>>153596156thanks
suomi
>Frida officially out tomorrowYou know what that means...
never forget
>>153596652>>153597013Slovakia deserved it more
>>153597010https://litter.catbox.moe/opi0vastjd8t48kl.mp4
>>153597010I do
>>153597065Thanks!Eurosport has option to turn off commentary?
>>153597177yup! it is its best feature. worth the price.
>>153597065Saving this for further AI use in 5 years
I miss her
>>153597233Why are all the Italians so old? :(
>>153597233me too
Is wax regulated in competition?
>>153597672Fluor as 'forever chemical' was banned couple of years ago and is tested in every competition.
>>153597065what's the chance of Jessie orgasm moans at the finish tomorrow?
>>153597863greater than zero
^What ending below your smaller neighbour in both sumemr and winter olympics leads to
>>153583429Anglos are merely embarrassed Germans. I mean Anglos is what you get when Germans go on an island and have incest for 1000 years>>153588175I feel bad for a nation rather, the Dutch. I would be ashamed if my 'sport' was basically more of a platform where whores gape their asses into cameras, adding into that the swimming-style statpadding, resulting in the fact that nobody takes the Dutch athletes seriousl. Literally less respectable than stoner planking
@Grok Which countries are the ones with literal OnlyFans athletes competing at the 2026 Winter Olympics?
It would be amazing with a Ebbagold at the 50km tomorrow Ebbasisters!
@Grock How to increase turn-left events in the next Olympics?
>>153597233Compared to women in general she has been aging like a fine wine.>inb4 it's a man
>>153597233me too>>153597383damn, they all gone now
Reminder that there are more freestyle skiing events than longtrack sneedskating ones and that once again the bob is the discipline with the lowest diversity in nationalities to win.
>>153597383Ripperonies!
Reminder that speed skating provides the world with big, juicy thigh's
I think the germans should introduce double skeleton, mixed skeleton, and triple lugealso 8 man bob
>>153598315Freestyle skiing can be done in any skiing slope, and there are inflatable slopes for summer training.Longtrack sneedskating arenas are so rare you don't need fingers from both hands to count them all.
>>153598713Mixed luge where man lies on top face down
>>153598751What do you reckon is easier to build in places that don't have it, skiing slopes of skating arenas?
>>153598812Ice Hockey rinks, we have them everywhere. It's a mystery why we or other hockey nations don't do short-track!!
>>153598940how about finland, sweden, slovak, checkia
Tereza :)
>>153598713skeleton is an insane sport that shouldn't exist.
Almost a kiss
I'm gonna miss you /calle/
Going to watch literally everything and go out with a bang.10:00 Bobsleigh - 4-man Heat 310:00 Cross-Country Skiing - Women's 50km Mass Start Classic10:40 Freestyle Skiing - Women's Freeski Halfpipe Final11:05 Curling - Women's Gold Medal Game - Switzerland v. Sweden12:15 Bobsleigh - 4-man Heat 414:10 Ice Hockey - Men's Gold Medal Game - Canada v. United States20:30 Closing Ceremony
rip jonna
Let's go Gerddu! One more medal.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
>>153603264only watching closing ceremony
>>153593863Me hiding behind the middle tree
>tfw today is the last ever /calle/
>>153598772>Mixed luge where man lies on top face downAnd at 69
>>153603264at work until everything is done, but I'm hoping to catch the langrenn >>153604177>>153604271oh no no no no no
>>153589226>>153589370>153588712No bully Ebba Somersault please.
>>153604328Another 4 years we can Frangay again.
Good morning saars.
>>153602786was comfy to see her make it again after all
>tfw no venlagf
>>153604416Hopefully this will be my last olympics ever on here. Either Im gonna make it or Im "going on a permanent vacation" so to speak.
>>153604328We should keep naming this calle anyway
>>153604479I usually take time off work and watch as much as possible with me retired fatherHe has been bringing up this might be the last time, might not make it another 4 years...Is fun to shitpost with /sp/, but watching alone is depressing to consider
>>153604495>calleSorry about the bronze slovakbro. Please understand hockey is all Finland got. :(
>>153604479>>153604504
>>153604479
With yesterday's refpuck bronze, we've officially met our expected medal score of six (1 silver and 5 bronzes so far). If Krista or Gerddu can score something in the 50km that would be an unexpected bonus but considering it looks like a battle between glue queen Slind, H-Weng and Ebba they're going to have to pull off a near miracle.
>>153604504Sorry to hear that bro. The best thing you can do for your dad is spending time with him. Hope everything goes well.>Is fun to shitpost with /sp/, but watching alone is depressing to considerIm usually very excited for olympics, both winter and summer. But this year I almost forgot it happened. Ive only watch like half a hockey game which I usually follow almost religiously. Been going through a bit of a "depresh" and it feels this one isn't gonna let me go. But maybe everything will be fine. We'll see.
>>153604535You actually count the medal for each player on the team. So >we got 22 bronze yesterday. Which makes sense since a medal in hockey is way more prestigious than "1564m sneedskating with wool socks and one rusty blade".
>>153604536>this year I almost forgot it happenedGetting older it gets easier to lose track of another cycleI don't really follow any of the winter/summer sports outside football, but love these opportunities to watch top end athletes.
hope i wont be alive for next olympics
>>153604581It is what it is on this bitch of an earth.
its pathetic that we can only put two women on the starting line today
Came back from a walk. Snow gone. Litter from NYE everywhere. It started heavily snowing on January 1st around 3am and there has always been snow until today.
>>153604724grim.here it's barely been any snow at all. maybe 15 cm and just -25 degrees all year, until two days ago when we suddenly got like half a meter in a couple of hours
No Frida no fun
>>153589493yeah...his build is exactly what u'd expect from his sport and training and good diet
>>153589701women get sick far more oftencould simply be due to the fact they're unsanitary as hellputting their hands in their mouths...rarely washing them, etc
Kaosfiaskomardröm
>>153575613maybe Anita was the better skier all along
>the italian ski cross silver, federico tomasoni, kissed his medal and pointed at the sky>his girlfriend matilde had an accident during training two years ago, she was a skier like him, hit her head and died
>>153604759lmao, do you live in knotten county or what? here there wasn't really much snow either. There has been heavy snowfalls like 2 or 3 times in almost 2 months. the snow simply wasn't melting plus once or twice a week there was small snowfall, not enough to be usefully but kept everything covered in white.
for me it's either Heidi BANG! or Ebber Kristiner.
Another Gold today?
>>153604887Is an doggo a athlete?
>>153604893A very successful one
>>153604887m-may we get a silver at least? we need it to defeat the stinky skating merchant swamp germans
>>153604850not as far north as tromsø, but pretty far north.sounds very comfy
Yohag spotted on yle
>>153604942i'm sorry
>Mon 23.02.>Tue 24.02.>Wed 25.02.>Thu 26.02.>Fri 27.02.>Sat 28.02.>Sun 01.03.
1. Ebba2. Slind3. Heidi
COME ON EBBASTÅ PÅ BENA
Come on Gerddu and Krista!
REEEEEEE WHERE THE FUCK IS FRIDA
>>153604979In my bed
Will Ebber slip again?
Sonjaa spotted!
lmao of course Frail Frida couldn't go 2 weeks without getting sick
>>153604581i'll probably be homeless if things keep progressing like this
>>153604964whomste?Related to the race?
>>153604995OF Girl and Olympic Silver Medalist
>>153605004Guess her six-pack isn't that visible from that angle. And her butterface is out of frame.
how long will this take? how long until it gets interesting?
If Ebba manages to fall with snow as cold and hard as this she should retire
No slupring today
>>153605028two hours
Ebba looking good, just a couple of hours left...
Krista :c
>Spermabunda
RIP Krista
>>153604942she was on svt too
>>153588310wtf is happening herei need a webm
No way she’s keeping this up
4 years ago I didnt think Ill still be shitposting here during next Olympics but here we are
>>153605034Klæbo took a little over 2 hours yesterday, Femoids should be slower?
>>153605043why dont more skiers do this?
Why are they forcing them to do 50k? 30k would be more than enough
>>153605054yeah, but that's around where this should get interesting
Slind dead
>>153605052Time flies when you're having fun, I'll be 40 at the next Olympics
GLUE QUEEN DEAD
ebba going in dry
>>153605057shut up sexist pig
>>153605057Wow sexist much?! Women can do anything
>>153605052this is my favorite part of every olympics
Ebba is aleady non slurping GO GO GO
>>153605042
>>153605057We force them to do 90km in the Vasalopp
Hey it's Jessie.
Women skiing. I’m so tired.
CAM ON SONJAAAAAAAA
>>153605072>>153605073You're right. I will now listen and learn
>>153605043did she pee?
>>153605043kek
Ebba has a chance to redeem herself. The others already got their gold and checked out. It's all on you Ebba. This is your moment. Now or never.
>>153604983Would Frida win this if she was racing?
>>153605102I'll be very impressed if she makes it. There's two super slurpers on her back
>>153605106yeah
>>153605075New to /calle/, what is "slurping"?
>>153605106Many are saying this.
>>153605115It's from /cyc/
>>153605115Not attacking, wheel sucking
>Slind
Slind already cooked
What the fuck were they thinking with Glue's skis?
>>153605057IIRC Oldhag asked for itMen used to do 15km and 50km Women used to do 10km and 30kmNow it's 10km and 50km for both
ban wax
>the rare norwegian smörebom
How can klaebo win this one?
>>1536051324x10km also got nerfed to 4x7.5km like the women
Heidi got this
>>153605145HRT inhaler
>>153605121>>153605122TyYe olde Northug tactics then?
isn't Slind a 100km racer?
>>153605145wear a wig
this was supposed to be fridas gold...
I dont really understand how you can slurp, it's pretty easy to slow down if you're leading on skiis, eventually someone else will pass and then someone else can slurp
>>153605165She used to be. Though switched to shorter distances to try to get to the olympics. Which she obviously did.
Apparently Slind was told by a coach that she needs to do one more lap before a pit stop.
>>153605122>wheel sucking?
>>153605172weng wont pass no matter what
It's Jessieover
this is just sad slind
>>153605181When you suck the wheel of the ski in front of you.
>>153605181When you're skiing behind somebody at high speeds you have to put ~30% less energy in than the first skier.
Well...this one is going to the Nordics
>>153605182She just passed
>>153605203Isn't that what Klaebo does? Is he just a draft merchant?
>>153605203why would anyone want to be in the lead for the first 80-90% of the race then?
HEIDI IS PULLINGI REPEAT
History in the making heidi is leading
We're 20% done
Kälin is starting to get into the race. I can see her taking bronze
Heidtlober and Diggins look like they're dying
Fosnæs bros how he feelin?
Slind DNF
SLIND DNF
Back to the glue factory
Slind ded
kek at that janny filming Slind
This is interesting
>SlindF
>>153605232She has an Olympic ass for sure.
Glue queen DNF
why did slind stop
So when does Ebba fall this time
>no frida>no slindbattle of the second tier.
>>153605217They don't. Mostly everybody refuses to be first and everybody just goes slowls and that's what slurp races are.But sometimes you want to pull ahead to create a gap and others can't use your slipstream. That's what the first 2 in this race have done
Are they taking off clothes when it gets warmer?
Ebba naked....
>>153605215yes because he knows nobody has a chance in the last 1km if he is there
>>153605261hopefully
>>153605261Only if you wine and dine them first
they're catching stadlober
>fosnæs forced to be behind niskanen downhill
>>153605261Jessie ripped off her sleeves and turned her bottoms into shorts. sadly it's not that warm today
>>153605273Why don't they force him to lead? Are they all just jobbing for him?
>>153605215He wins individual races and yesterday he closed the gap to Nyenget on his own multiple times, pulling the whole train behind him
Will people collapse like in the 50k death march?
Love both Ebba and Heidi desu
>>153605284Probably would be if they started an hour later. Supposed to be 11 degrees when they finish the race.
>>153605254Her skis were crappy, she had no grip at all.
Weng following Ebba directly behind downhill is very brave of her
Why did Slind stop?If it’s the skis she could try to change
>>153605285he slows down the pace when he is in the lead.the only chance of beating him is to tire him out and he wont get tired if he leads the entire race
>>153605294>heidi and ebba
how are mass starts fair?
>>153605311Yeah :3
>>153605305her slurpmind overriding her survival instinct
>>153605308h-how do we stop him
>>153605306The other pair is probably smørebom too. TOTALSMØREFIASKOEXTRA
50km = 31.0686 miles
>>153605294Same. glad for whoever wins. part of me is rooting more for Heidi though because this is her last Olympics for sure.
>>153605306>>153605303why not just change skis? surely they have backup pairs and would only take a few seconds to jump out and in to a new pair
>>153605311imagine both misnavigating on the last lap
>>153605311
>>153604927>tromsøcomfy place to fly in flight sim
>>153605329can't be done
>>153605306I assume both skis are similar. Slind prefers less wax to double pole, but she must have miscalculated and got no grip at all
>>153605336They're allowed to change once
>>153605329In individual starts you can outpace him. In mass starts you need to just keep a relentless pace from the front and hope he cracks.It has happened, but it's rare.
Fosnaes is super cuuuuute, why don't Norges push her?
>>153605336because those skis are probably prepared in the same way too, it's not that the skis are broken, just badly prepared for her liking
BOX BOX BOX
>doggins
diggins :(
wow its over for jessie
>giddings
JESSIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153605353Was trondheim not enough pushing?
Lmao jessie
Jessie..
>jessie jessie jessie
>>153605305it's a double-edged sword because she wants to be close enough to verbally abuse her, forcing another vurpa
TOTALSMØREBOMEXTRAJESSIE
wtf happened
Yikes
chute comicale de Diggins
KWAB
Do NOT Webm that!
>American skiing>>153605336I think the second pair she had prepared would not have made the difference, if they were waxed the same way and just meant to cover the first pair's wax degradation.
IS I RUBBEN
Too much grip
Why does our federation love Norway so much they decided to gift medals to them?
cute jessoy moan
>commentator openly laughs and mocks herwew
>>153605331I don’t watch this sport but even I know that Norway does not fail on the smör
>>153605378Burger wax team didn't shield her skis from the sun and heat, so the wax softened and stuck to the snow.
rip jessie, good on her for still going though
>>153605384already encoding it
Not sure if Jessie Diggins or Vincenz Geiger
Fuck this. 20% tariffs for everyone because I’m mad
Japanon a cute!
>>153605388ISIRUBBENTOTALFIASKOEXTRA
>>153605385>>153605354that makes sense, but couldn't she ask for them to prepare ones in a different way, then switch next loop? maybe it takes more time than that to wax skis in a new way...
>>153605345Oh okey. What a moment to get that 1/500 smörebom
I want both of them to win aahhhh
>>153605406
Just imagine if Ebba wasnt autist sitting alone in her room all day, she would also be sick like all the others
Is Heidi going to win?
>>153605413i dont think they are allowed to change anything after the race has started
>>153605423YES
watching half pipe so i'm relying on you guys to webm any good bits
>>153605408thanks sweden! jag älskar sverige! i don't know much about xc skiing but i like watching
>>153605431Release the smør files!
>>153605431should've waxxmaxxed
>>153605413When the skis are delivered they can't change it
>>153605353agreed, I noticed it in the relay
>>153605431delet
>>153605323
>>153605432OMG i almost forgot that was rescheduled to now, thank you
>>153605425>>153605442interesting, i wonder why that's a rule?thanks for explaining
>>153605423Yea
>>153605431Jesusnot like this
It's just so comfy with a commentator rambling for 2 hours plus a winter wonder land as a back drop
Business idea: fake course markers trying to confuse the racers
>>153605431we need the sex noises
>>153605431We have fallen so much as a nation
>>153605423If it stays like this to the end I give Heidi an edge because her autism powers are greater than ebba's.
>>153605434
>>153605480Eurosport boomer commentator telling how he ran the vasaloppet in 1892guddasseurosportgibt
>>153604479sorry, but you will never leave
>>153605434sweden also loves japan!
>>153605431Waxx status?
Can the best woman beat Calle?
>>153605505>>153605480This, love the Eurosport vibes from the comfy long events
>>153605524triple
At least the bronze fight is interesting
The Swede should break check the Norwegian
>>153605480agreedlove snow
>>153605464As far as I know it's to balance the difference between different countries' tech teams, I presume. A country like Norway can have multiple people keeping an eye out on changing conditions, have better waxing facilities, etc. than a small country so it they could tailor the second pair to the conditions perfectly.
>>153605524Full bald.
Come on Kerddddduuu get Fosnaes to Bronze
commentators begging heidi to get in front of ebba before the descents kek
>>153605520(my secret is that i'm actually american just living here there are no real japs on this board)
>>153605544Yeah Norway could prepare 20 sets of skis and swap the best in.
>>153605480As a /cyc/list, this is a weekly occurrence for me
what did ebba just say to that coach
>>153605480Glue classics is better for that experience.
>>153605544ahh, that makes a lot of sense. i do wonder how much technical ability of wax tech affects it as-is. i know that's a criticism with bobsled too, no standardization and so much comes down to having better tech than other teams
>>153605544Fuck commies
Slurplober will soon have a back to slurp, she’ll get the bronze
possible finland bronze
>>153605590>how many points does a 360 give
>ynr the Trondheim 50km pit stop shenanigans
>it's quite warm out there, it's 50km and the girls are sweating a lot and it's important to stay hydratedracesuit change when?
>>153605606Watching weed skis baggy pants informs me that the judges would give it at least 92
Why didn't Frida and Jonna start?
>>153605645sick
>>153605645poisoned by norwegians
>>153605645Swedes can’t stay healthy
JESSIE AND KÄLIN FANCLUB NORWAY
Hennig ass too fat.
>>153605634uh oh stinky
>Matintalo gets on new ski>almost falls
>Wrong Box
she stole the skiis lol
Why not use Jojo as a reserve?
>>153605709evil
THANKS FOR THE SKIS YOU GERMAN SHITS
will ebber and Heidi both go in the same pair of skis from start to Finish? Seems like none of them wants to go first for a ski change.
Do you get DSQ'ed for stealing Skis?
>support has to tell heidi which lap she's on
>>153605709She went home, did 30k yesterday.
>russian stealing hennig's skiskek
lmao
>Russian ski-thievery
>>153605335Sad for Astrid Slind for this reason, she's the grandma of the team and I fully expect her to retire completely within the next year. Sad she had to DNF, but at least she got the relay gold
rusnigger DSQ
she took the wrong skis LMAO
BOX BOX BOXMeanwhile Stadlober had a little fall and looks like the Russkie stole Hennig-Dotzler's skis.
STEALINGSKISFIASKOEXTRA
>>153605687The glue needs a couple of laps to be seasoned right
4 MORE YEARS ADDED TO THE BAN
Business idea: ability to tackle other racers and steal their skis
>>153605709they sent her home after the sprint
It's en their DNA to steal
dem vatniks be thieves
>>153605743Heidi Heido
EBBER LITTERING
>australia
>Aussie skiing
>>153605640They be hatin on weedplank and weedskiis but slopestyle is legit kino.
>faceplanting right after switching skisI will never not laugh.
>Australian skiing
>>153604964thighs best
cute aussie curliehead faceplanted
Is natalia still skiing?
>commenting on how much certain female skiers weighuhm you can't do that
We're halfway done bros
clean it up jannies
>be athlete>get sickI thought these people were ubermensch why does this always happen
>>153605431lmao
>>153605830>>153605831cute!
go jessie
>>153605829Being an elite athlete is not super healthy unironically
JESSIEBROS WE'RE SO BACK
Are the Jannies retarded?
>the AIN Russian took Kathas skis >now dsqlel
why aren't non-scandis just getting asthma?
diggins is digging for medal
>>153605830>>153605831Literally me.
jannies were doing flour tests
Diggins new skis are good, but will they hold up for that long.
>>153605861Mate it's only Norwegians who get asthma
JESSIE RETVRNS
>>153605874Coletta and Hoeberg's love child
Women's races are far more entertaining
>>153605884She'd rather die than give up.
Has anyone ever died as a result of the 50km?
two race for goldgroup race for bronzebased
>>153605858yeah it's retarded. I mean, nigga, just give her the skis and get a new pair. The skis aren't supposed to be the deciding factor anyways, so what's the buzz?
>>153605829Should do the Klæbo strat and self-isolate during the event and the two weeks before. He didn't even want to hug the queen when she congratulated him for the medals, and the queen had to give him a handshake for the remaining medals lmao
no dsq yet for russia
>>153605902>he doesn’t Diggins is gonna pull out the cheeky win
>>153605923Fuck>he doesn’t diggins is gonna pull the cheeky win
>>153605918>Letting her finish as a joke
Time for Ebba to change skis
Jessie has only lost 8 seconds on the leaders the last 12km
>>153605923no but i am thinkgen of jessie's cheeks
diggins tried to steal fosnaes drink
Cant some rando norwegian sacrifice herself to steal Ebba's skiis and guarantee norwegian victory?
>>153605744I don't get it. She cried and made such a fuss about the Olympics and threatened to retire if she wasn't pickedProceeds to leave in the middle of it
>>153605918Hennig has been allowed a new pair of skis though.
>>153605881You have the same rate as us you clown, it's inherent to endurance sports in general and particularly winter endurance."It’s more common among elite athletes, like Olympic athletes and professional football, soccer and hockey players. Studies suggest between 30% and 70% of elite athletes have exercise-induced asthma."
Diggins CANNOT win
>>153605923I would never pull out of those cheeks
Is this an undercut or and overcut pit stop? I always confuse them on /f1/
Hennig has no skis lol
>>153605917Yes this is what it takes to be a winner. Considering what these bitches are paid it's not too much to ask
>>153605969Jessie tried the undercut. We'll see if it pays off, Crofty.
>Ebba
>ebba
>ebba>>153605957>exercise-induced asthmathis is just code for state mandated doping
You can't make this shit up
>EBBER
>KWABBA
>ebbe slippitini
>e b b a
>Ebber
FUCK EBBA NO
kwab
>Ebba skiingNEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
EBBA CAN YOU FUCKING STAND FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE
classic
lol
Tactical fall of Ebba, now she gets to slurp Weng
HON FALLER IGEN
Norwegians up to their shenanigans again.
>>153604479I remember you as tourist from 2022 Olympics and then you stuck around
NEJ NEJ NEEEEEEJ
It's sursprising to me but it appears that Ebba hast more ass than Heidi.
>>153605980Bring it up with your own athletes then, since they have the same numbers as ours.
WE HAD 3 SKIERS THAT COULD CRUSH BOTH THESE HACKS BUT OH NO THE SWEDISH SKIING FEDERATION THOUGHT THAT LET'S GIFT NORWAY ANOTHER FREE GOLD INSTEAD BECAUSE WE WANT TO SUCK TO SUCK THEIR COCK
Hennig-Fotzler would've won gold, they should redo the race
nice, very smart move from fosnæs
Ebba with the tactical fall to get Weng to stop slurping
REDEEMED
>>153606018whoaaanext thing you discover Grista has more ass than Frida
EBBA ATTACK
NEEEIIIIIIIIII
SÅJA EBBAHÄNG AV WENG
ebba is on the move
>>153605673dogs can smell that all the time. a dog walks into a room full of women and immediately can smell their pussies. THEY KNOW
>wang
>>153605980Yea especially in the olympics, it's only once every 4 years they can afford to go autistic shut in for 3-4 weeks.This >>153606024 was meant for this >>153605987 clown
>Ebba getting away from WengWhat was in that snow she ate?
Heidi is so cheeky but in a stupid way. Tried to open a gap as soon as she saw Ebba down, got Ebba angry and now she is dropped herself
very suprised stablober didnt change
Where are the fr*nch skiiers?
EBBA EBBA EBBA
EBBA DOUBTERS BTFO FUCK OFF RETARDS
>gets supercharged after yet another fuck upbased potato
GRANBAREXTRA
CLOSETHEGAP
>weng has to pull for a minute>immediately collapses
HORY SHIT EBBA
Even Norwegians want Ebba to win right
>>153606071She'll slip again
...utförs..körning..?
>Ebba Andersson sagt tschüss to Heidi Wengkek
>>153606086as long as we medal yes
>>153606086Why would I ever want that?
Does Weng have Chinese heritage?
why finn cry?
Kissing Ebba on the mouth.
>German ski waxingThe tech team should be sent to the Hochfilzen glue factory for leaving those waxing limit tapes on H-D's skis.
>>153606100Backpain apparently
>>153606100thinken of iivo
>>153606098I've been thinking is Weng a usual name in Norway
>>153606098she's clearly non-Nordic in some way but I don't think it's ever been said
>>153606098
>>153606100Back pain
>>153606094i want to tschüss ebba!
This ain't over. Heidi's skis will get better
>>153606067they change in the bright daylight? this has the potential to be come my favourite sports.
>>153606108They said she stepped on a starting number sticker that flew off somebody's leg
>>153606117It just means meadow or field.
>>153606134another russian sabotage
Weng will come back, trust the process
>>153606140why did you add a w to äng?
>>153606153Two more laps
>Eurosport guy fucking off to get a coffeeSOUL
>>153606134Weird, on Yle the expert commentator said that it doesn't look like a number sticker but one of those tapes the waxers use on the bottoms of the skis to limit the areas where they apply the stuff. He also said that it has happened before, and he once did a pit stop where one of his new pair still had a clip attached to the rear.
>>153606140Ah
Get fucked shrieking chinese bitch
>>153606169Better be cola coffee
>>153606162Old swedish is also full of Ws for some reason
>>153606162I don't know. I'm not a linguist.But there's a variation in Nynorsk too.Grieg wrote a piece called Tussebrudferda på Vossevangen. Vang being the same word origin.
>>153606173I trust your commentator. Tech team could have fucked up just as well, given the whole hubbub
Jessie cannot choke this
>>153606169The Olympics end for me with this race. After this I start drinking. Watching rest on fun mode.
have kaelin and niskanen changed their skis?
Ebba also fell in Trondheim
>picked up the wrong skiskek
Looking like Ebba Weng 1 2 unless they both pull an all time choke
fuck me, ebba looks like a rocket
>>153606235no
there is so much curling that it started 3 days before the opening ceremony and it‘s still going on
And they call our skiers doped
teresafrens, I don't feel so good
>get new pair of ski>It's worst than the previous oneWhy is it allowed ?
Has Kaelin changed her panties?
>>153606162W used to be the norm, replacing it with V is a modernization
Ebba unlocking her inner Klaebo
Excuse my ignorance, how long is the lap here?
>>153606266Doesn't wear any
For me it's the fight for 27th between Kramer and Sonjaa
>>153606255it's the sailing of winter games
>>153606266panties?
>>153606255Fucked up to schedule 50k and women's final at the same time
>>1536062787.2 km, I think. Around 7km at least.
>>153606117W does not really exist in norwegian except for imported foreign words, so any name with W here is either foreign origin, or more likely, some norwegian ancestor thought "Veng" was a bit boring and changed the spelling to sound more exotic. Not super common but not unheard of either.>>153606119Nah some norwegians are dark like that even though they've lived a remote valley for 400 years. Most likely they are descendants of viking slaves from Britain or French/Spanish coast. Or descendants of euro immigrants, Bergen for example was populated by 50% foreigners in 1900 (Dutch, German, French and Spanish mostly).
>>1536062787.2km
please kindly fuck Off Gerddu:DDD
this wouldve been free for frida
>>153606309ebba on that time of the month
I'm scared that Jessie's skis have lost their edge already
fosnæs should leave the group before it's too late
>>153606324fosnaes takes the bronze
C'MON Jessie, ski sam fouking ski
>>153606294>>153606306Thanks
KROSSEXTRA
LETS GOOOO>+30.9
when's the stage caution
>jessie skisOH NO NO NO
ebba could do an ebba and still win at this point
This should have been 30km, women are not built for this
Jessie is kill
diggins DROPPED
>>153606364Aren't glue classics like 60km on average?
Austria what happened?
It's Jessieover ........
>>153606364OUR women are built for this
>>153606361The somersault only lost them 1.00-1.30. iirc. If she gets such a lead she's in the clear.
CAM ON FOSNÆS
>>153606364Ebba would disagree
>>153606339Miss Stupak desu. Her and Jessie had peak stacy energy.
Nooooo Jessie
>>153589145This is why Olympic athletes shouldn't have orgies
almost another tumble
If Ebba wins I'll let her have sex with me
So her name is just Heidi Äng
>>153587965>adrenaline from eternal shame is supercharging EbbaPunished Ebba has had enough
it's so über
>>153606407Our commentators said that 100k condoms were distributed to athletes and most of it has been used in the first week
Weng is cooked
>>153606378Glue classics allows double poling the entire race, and it's not as much up and down as this track.
Today I feel Polish
>>153606427>most of it in Bormiowhat did they mean by this?
>>153606382meanwhile, the mens team: GULP! Is that an UPHILL slope?! *projectile diarrhea*
>>153606427>usedsold
>>153606417REVANSCHEXTRA
>>153606428We learned from norweiganon that Veng meant meadow, which means her swedish name is Äng
Fosnæs should just try now. She looks good
>20 sec jumpEbba is flying
Jessie would be faster if she would take off the suit
Even the finnish commentator/ex-skier calls jessie out for theatrics lmao
>>153606417>Känns bara mörkt
will fosnæs' 70 IQ be enough to make the right decision?
>winning all the women distance races in a crushing fashionSo how roided are we?
Matintalo DNF, holding her back while skiing off.
tears for finland
>>153606495Everyone is roided, you just have better roids
AFLA
too much sekksi
>>153606486whats heidis IQ?
>>153606523negative
>>153606495erythropoietin is not a steroid
>>153606495>nordic nation wins skiing racewhoa call the cops
>>153606523not measurable
neprayeva still not dsq btw so i guess they are being kind to her
Ebba keeps gaining
>>153606495autism is a super power not a doping
Weng will be fine
What kind of bottled Semen are they drinking?
>>153606523>Heidi the Great Navigator
i love jessie so muchi will cry
>>153606542She's still in the race? What the hell
DRIKKEGLIPPTAKEXTRA
>>153606045huh? Ebba isn't particularly an Ass Queen.
so many blown out backs....
>>153606550It's Klaebo's piss actually
The random Poland in 8th is kinda cute
>>153606559she's skiing together with the german right now i thinkcatfight soon
>>153606427It's all a meme tb h, I remember reading some summer athletes talk about how they are all very aware of the media attention it gets so they empty it out as fast as possible so they can laugh about the articles and social media attention. Basically free publicity for the olympics.In reality the vast majority of athletes are just hyper focusing on visualization and mental practices while trying to be as rested as possible for their sports. No one is risking an opportunity for glory that comes once every 4 years, many only get 2-3 attempts in their lifetime if they are lucky, for some dick/pussy they can get at literally any other time. t. Aunt is an organizational leader in the olympics and works with the athletes during the games, she knows what's going on inside the village
Can we win?
E B B ABBA
>>153606559yea 9th place, 5 mins behind with ribum and hennigdotzler
>>153606568W O R R I E D
>>153606582A bronze
Will swedes now forgive Ebba?
>ebba downhill
>>153606580interesting
STÅ UPP EBBAherregud
>>153606576>>153606588They HAVE to dsq her so why not do it right now
>>153606523How do you measure the IQ of a rock? There's your answer
>>153606595maybe in twenty years
It wouldn't be an Ebba race without a stumble
Ebba looking unsteady on the downhill again
>>153606605>producer cuts to slow motion of ebba downhillalways exciting
Feels bad that only one of these can take bronze. I like all of them
>>153606580my uncle works for Nintendo, and he says they are having intense sex everyday.
>>153606098Despite the fancy surname she's probably just a normutt with significant moortuguese ancestry. Ethnic swedes are actually much whiter than ethnic norges, you should just take a casual look across the border.
uuhmmm bros it's the last race of the Olympics already
>>153606580Not surprising at all.High level athlete are turbo autist with unatural focus skills. They won't risk thousands hears of hard work for minutes of good sexo.
>>153606595You can't be mad at Ebba
>>153606635Hours*
>>153606457And fitta means våt ängsmark if you catch my drift
>>153606631truth tsar bomba
>>153606635What about the Ski mountaineers?
CAM ON POLAND
CAM ON JESSIEDIGG IN!
>>153606613i dont think they will, they wouldve have done it already they were planning on it
>>153606580It's probably different at the summer olympics since there are a lot more people there just along for the ride.But I have seen interview about it with winter athletes and when asked about the "olympic orgy" the answers is always "where? I didn't see anything like that. I was too busy training".
one lap left for no-gold ebbawhat could possibly go wrong
>"Only an accident can now take the victory away from Ebba..."Yle team working black magic.
>>153606698It would be so fucking funny
>>153606638she lost a certain gold!
>>153606580some russian athlete from beijing said she was up for meeting guys there and grabbed some condoms but was annoyed how most of the guys used condoms for water ballon fights
>>153606692>>153606698seethe
POLANDBALL
hoping for finland bronze but i dont think its going to happen...
Show Ebba ffs, who gives a fuck about the bronze
Does having thicc eyebrows an advantage for 50km langrenn ?
>>153606731Not with her downhill ability
CAM ON BINLAND>>153606698Shouldn't wish harm on good people
>>153606684It will be interesting what the officials say after the race then
tied for bronze with diggins, fosnæs and niskanen!
Diggins still holding on is crazy
tied to a radiator with diggins, fosnaes and kaeilin!
PLACE YOUR BETSWHO BRONZE?
diggins letting them pull ahead every up hill because she knows everybody else sucks at downhill
>>153606775Jessie
>>153606720It's literally a meme and then a handful of idiots who take it seriously and goes with it like the brazilian diver.
COME ON GERDDU
>>153606775Obviously Norway but I'm rooting for Finn or Pole
>>153606775Kälin
>>153606720>some russian athlete from beijing said she was up for meeting guys there trad and Christian
PO LAND PO LAND PO LAND
>>153606768>diggins>surprised she digs inthe clue was in the name
>>153606775stadlober but hoping for gerddu
>>153606775Poland
poland surge!?
>>153606828Im starting to think she just pretends to be tired early in the races
>pooland
>>153606775Weng
>>153606775My heart says JessieMy brain says FosnaesMy autism says Suomi
CAM ON EBBACAM ON POLAND
>>153606629She brought me these from Tokyo. All staff, teams and athletes grab handfuls as souvenirs and to give to friends/family.Sorry to burst your bubble anon but they are autistic athletes, they don't have time for orgies
>>153606890she's got a name
I wouldn't be mad if Poland gets the bronze
JESSIE JESSIE JESSIE
>>153606775I wanna see either Kälin or Jessie because it's her last race. Stadlober already has a medal, Fosnæs is still young can get another chance in 4 years. Don't Like Gerddu all that much.
>>153606903Proudly made in Japan
>>153606803>obviously norway>tourists making wise-ass commentsIf it's a aprint it's gonna be Jessie/Kaelin, if it's a breakaway it's gonna be Niskanen/Stadlober. It's not gonna be Fosnaes either way
Kerttu bros she can't get a good enough lead...
>>153606903Nice souvenir, anon
KROSS KROSS KROSS KROSS
>>153606936Fosnæs looks strong, so I wouldn't be so sure
Almost 7 minutes to bronze, bleak for the rest of you
>>153606775I put one million barrels of norwegian oil on Fosnæs
i put 50 thousand condoms on jessie for bronze
>>153606903Different packaging to inspire collecting 'em all?
POLSKA
NO ONE CARES ABOUT EBBA SHOW BRONZE
>>153607008I care :-)Luv Ebba, simple ass
was Ebba part of that relay team? nice redemption for Swedish women
>>153606903i'm sure it hapens, but not as much as people think. i'm sure some cheating occurs as well, but i imagine it's no crazier than a weekend of college parties in the US.
>>153606903So why do they have to bring std:s up there if they don't fuck?
>>153607026in a way yes
poolands brave gets the bronze?!
>>153607026bro...
>>153606953Ty, my favorite she's given me is a team t-shirt from the official Iraqi olympic team. Has IRAQ in massive bold letters across the back and the olympic logo on left chest, she helped the Iraqi rowing team put together a team so they gave it to her as a show of appreciation after the games. A lot of fun olympic souvenirs to collect.
PSA: Wolfgang Pichler trains Poland langrenn team
>>153607026>he doesn't know
Since she got the time, i suggest Ebba take of the skiis and run on the side in the most hardcore downhill parts
>>153606580>>153606903Based truthteller and mythbuster
Diggins ded?
Does skiing grind up your intestines giving you runny poos like speed walking?
Does Weng has a clitoral piercing? There's always something poking through the fabric in that area.
>>153607026Anon, I...
>>153607072Probably, but she knows she can relax a bit to glide them in downhill
GO SWEDEN!!!!!
based redemption arc for ebba
>>153607072>>153606783
Where was this Ebba in the team relay? The other Swedish girls probably hate her for showing up today but not when they should've won gold
>>153607076anon, i ....
>>153606995I think they make custom ones for every olympic game, pretty sure they're custom because there's a small instruction notice inside in like 10 different languages. Highly doubt any normal manufacturer would include instructions on condoms lmao
>>153607093Autism wins
HEJA HEJA!
>>153607039FIASKO CANCELLED
GULDEBBA!
>ISHYGDIGGINS
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nice redemption arc, gg
WELL DONE EBBA>>153607098She needed the humiliation ritual for motivation
SOMEONE HUG EBBA
stop showing this boring when there's literally fight for 3rd going on right now
SHOW BRONZE
this shouldve been fridas gold btw
How is Frida doing infront of the TV right now
Get fucked Norway. Your poisoning wasn't enough.
>>153607129But we got the good ending instead. Based script-writers.
>>153606580>olympians don't have sex during the olympicsthey're just like me
Calle Halfvarsson Sweden 2:19:24.3Ebba Andersson Sweden 2:16:28.2Calle bros...
Nice redemption for Ebba.
GULDEXTRA
>>153607129Don't think so, remember that Frida had to heem Ebba last year to win
>>153606903>not 0.1s
ATTACKAELIN
>>153607144>calle
Ebba only 10m slower than Kläbo, dont know if it's the same track tho
JESSIE ESSIE
COME ON GERDDU PAINA PAINA PAINA
womens team: GULDEXTRA!mens team: FIASKO!
Ebba needs raccoon hair
cute autism duo
>>153607129Frida's fault for participating in the Olympic orgies.
>>153607144Swedish male sisters...
>>153607149it was ebbas own fault and she cant sprint anyway
BASED RETARDS
>>153607161Same track different weather
>>153607045Hey anon, can you tell me why would they have pins against STDs in the village? Most of them are adults. So what's the reasoning if not them fucking around?I'm honestly curious
>>153607161Yea noticed that as well, very impressive
>>153607144
Äbba would have finished 20th in the men's race. Is islam wrong after all?
SWÄRJJJEEEEEEEEE
>>153607136>wins gold>still seething grim
GULD-EXTRA
>diggins wax status
How easy is it to get a an autistic Swede gf?
FIGHT JESSIE
It's zombi Jessie time
Stadlober gone
>>153607200Be nice and autistic yourself
>>153607184This condom thing originally came up in the late 80s to counter AIDS spread. It was a publicity thing from the start.
why doesn't jessie simply fly the eagles to the finish line
can someone else explain guldextra to me
Diggins needs to put in work here
Even Swedish commentators treat Diggins like she's the main character for no reason. Stacy privilege
REDEMPTION ARC COMPLETE
fuck..
KAELIN
>>153607200hard, but easier due to not being socially retarded.
Holy kino
>>153607221https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newspaper_extraAnd guld means gold in SwedishAs in "Extra extra, read all about the Swedish gold medal"
>>153607223Winning the Big Globe does that
>>153607221It's a newspaper headline
pointsslut cant into championships
KÆLIN
>>153605232
>>153607221It's the opposite of "fiasko" and "kaoslopp"
moral victory for jessie
Well done Swissbros>>153607217I feel like you're lying>>153607228hmm maybe not
8th place is the real goal anyway
pole crying :(
Jessisters, I ...
*moans*
I am gonna bake something now See you for hokej
And now we shall have 4 years of peace from Americans posting stupid shit
kino shot of jessie
Other countries don't have stupid löpsedlar?
Jessie gets the spiritual gold medal.
Kiss Jessie
finishes race. passes away.
>tfw no ski removal fren
>>153607273Kino
how deep is Jessie in the PAIN CAVE rn
>>153607267have a good one
>>153607184Because that's the main reason for using condoms apart from pregnancy I guess? They also have to take into account that 100+ nationalities are represented, with some countries having severely lacking education about sexual health, hence the condom instruction notice in different languages. Even if the olympic organization knows most of them are just used as souvenirs they're still functional condoms.I assume it's like the "careful the coffee is hot" notice on coffee cups you buy, every idiot knows coffee is hot but they have to write regardless for that 0.1 % that might burn themselves and blame the shop for not warning them it was hot.
>>153607273What a great picture. Sums up the exhaustion of life.
Top ten for Ribum
Nepryaeva the ski thief
>>153607271HITLER DOODWAT NOU?
>>153607144delete
>Ribum was in this racehuh I don't think they showed her once. Admire her spirit for doing the 50k though.
>>153607235i see, thanks!
>>153607273
Royal family there <3
>>153607305Are we witnessing a villain arc in the making?
>>153607305What a great picture. Sums up the exhaustion of being Norwegian
>>153607305wow
>>153607268You don't know anything about the sport either. An American placed higher than any German athlete.
>>153607144ooof
>>153607273>
>>153607305The queen waiting for her underlings to arrive.
Isn't Diggins leading the WC? Why has she been shit in this Olympics?
JUST NU: JAAAAAA!
>>153607305Kino
show sonjaa you fucks
>Kaelin drinking coke after the raceholy based
OFFICIAL KAELIN FANCLUB GERMANY
>>153607323>>153607333>>153607341interlinked
>>153607323>>153607333>>153607341
>>153607324Estelle <3
>>153607349Hurt her ribs in first race, jinxed the rest
Where's Spermabunda
>>153607349shes bad
Decent podium. I like Kälin a lot
>>153607305>tfw you will never have a moment like this in your life
That's it, the real sports Olympics is over, you can go home now.
>>153607374Wtf she's that old already
So which kaasiku finished?
>>153607391I wanted one of the boomers not named Weng to win a medal but yeah it's not bad
>>153607402:(
>>153607305Bio
>>153607364Within glue interlinked
>>153607386About to be passed by a girl from Taiwan.
>>153607364collective tourist brainand now shoo, I'm sure some rapper is throwing or kicking a ball somewhere
>>153607364>>153607371interlinked
>>153607273Holy kinorino
>>153607331What the fuck is this flag? I've got a rather short memory and I'm sure I haven't seen it during this Olympics. Which raises the question, why are you talking shit to the king of sliding?
how are the best sprinters also the best in the longest distance? is cross country skiing a meme? this would never happen in summer track and field.
>>153607323>>153607333>>153607341>>153607364>>153607371
>>153607421PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>153607432Ebba and Heidi. the best sprinters
>>153607432ebba is garbage in sprints
>>153607421
>Diggins still dead
>>153607293Okay I see what you mean.
>>153607435We have to go back!
>spermakoskiI'm gonna miss that ass
>>153607446kek
>26 S.Schmidt +18:16.5>27 K.Kramer +18:32.2
>>153607458based lost enjoyer
>>153607432Weng is more of an outlier, and even then she's not a serious gold contender and never has. Our gold contender this race was Slind but she fucked up strategically with the ski change and ruined her own race (her own words). Klæbo is the goat of skiing so can't really compare to him.
>>153607481based autismos
>>153607324where's knugen
>>153607481>they're doing this while the bronze medal is 3 minutes away
>>153607474The dynamic duo
50 km Biathlon Mass Start when
>>153607481Cute and fun-pilled
>>153607513How much faster would Kläbo need be by just taking 5 extra rounds in all shootings?
>>153607487*Not a serious sprint gold contenderShe's a middle-distance to long-distance runner, but Slind was our long-distance specialist
Cute Ebba autistically comforting her slain opponents
Sweden's flag has the best color scheme
>>153607502I don't think everyone saw her. Needs more angles
>>153607543Drottning
F Krista
CAM ON FRANCE>>153607551I personally think it's Denmark or Iceland but all Scandi flags are kino
>>153607481Heidi seemed pretty upbeat in her interview for once.Even said she'd finally slept well before a competition.Maybe her covid-era paranoia is going away.
Why did Kazakhstan get a yellow flag?
French hips
Justine :)
Usual OP here, it's been fun watching the Olympics with /calle/ even if we didn't get any gold medals this time round. Normal service will be resumed tomorrow morning.
>>153607598cheers and thank you for your service
>>153607596She cute
>>153607580>39 STEPASHKINA Nadezhda (KAZ) - ICR 343.6 - Did not follow the marked courseNavigation failure.
>>153607598o7
>>153607441>>153607445>>153607487keep coping retards. it's the same in the men's, Klaebo wins everything, and in the women Frida wins everything, and when Frida doesn't compete her underling wins. it's not a coincidence. these are meme sports. no athletes should be winning every event from sprint to the longest distance and everything in between.
>>153607598What are some next events coming up? IBSF is done I think, FIL still has some that I remember. ISU has I think only World Champs left?
>>153607619Fuck off back to /int/ or /pol/ or wherever you came from you fucking retard.
>>153607513They should do a biathlon where it's not lapping a track but legit spread out over 50km with multiple ranges along the way. It'd be more kino
>>153607613
Also just in:>14 NEPRYAEVA Dariya (AIN) - ICR 343.3 - Competitors must follow instructions issued by the JurySki thief DSQ>>153607625The alpine world cup resumes next week, and there's still three weeks of biathlon and cross-country etc. to go after a >rest week. Dunno about the other disciplines.
>>153607598Great success!
>>153607474
>>153607598thank you for your service, the spirit of /calle/ lives on
>>153607657lawdy
>>153607640Interesting physique
>>153607598Thank you for service
>>153607633truth hurts I see
why is /calle/ our namesake anyway?
I wish these kinds of sports existed in my country.
how is France so good at cross country skiing in biathlon but not in y'know, actual cross country skiing?
>>153607691cute ass lang lauf event
>>153607697They can rig their biathlon skis more easily in shorter distances
>>153607697They're pretty good. The man are anyway
DSQ BTW
>>153607697their men won a bunch of medals here
>>153607619cant make it more obvious you dont watch
>>153607697Apologise
>last day of all these retarded touristsfeels good
jessie to return as a wax tech
>>153607646>>153607725holy fuck thats so mean. why let her finish the race before doing this?
is it true they get orgasms from all the thigh rubbing...
>>153607757>pokes her breast, but gently
>>153607614Thanks. Where did you see this?
longer kino
>>153607765she definitely knew about it during the race as the commentators talked about it, she just wanted to continue anyway and finish her race at the olympics, after going through all the shit to get in as an AIN.
>>153607646>>153607725lol, what did she do? and to who?
>>153607792where do you think, retard vpn fag? the fucking olympic website
>>153607808Took the wrong pair of skis during a switch.
cute kälin
>>153607803she was not dsq until the end of the race
I hate watching the Olympics sometimes, I'll never get an Olympian gf :(
>>153607808She took Hennig-Dotzler's skis during the pit stop.>>153607809Ackshually the FIS website, not the Olympics one.
>>153607802Kino
>>153607817Imagine kissing, sniffing and licking her from this angle
>ebba 3 minutes faster than callecalle-bros, our response
>>153607305aura farming
>>153607697Arent the biathlon frenchies employed by the army? So if you're a frenchie it's better to go that route for economic reasons.
Wait no anthem?
>>153607846
>>153607846He's just an almost 37 year old kid
>>153607820the commentators 100% knew she was dsq'd mid race bc she took Henning's skis, so she knew too
where are the medals?
>>153607863They're getting the medals at the closing ceremony
>>153607882They get them at the closing ceremony
>>153607868Yeah and the looks like he's 17, he will start his modelling career now
>>153607817based
>>153607809my VPN is to Canada to watch CBC, i live in japan, retard>>153607829>>153607820kek, i'm surprised they didn't make her stop and fix the error during the coursewhat did hennig-dotzler do then?
>>153607859The Army (like Loulou) or the Gendarmerie (like Océane) are the most common ones for biathlon, but the cross-country skiers are usually employed by the state that way too. I know Lapalus and Jouve are military, but don't remember the others.
>>153607817love canadian women
>>153607869what a shot
>>153607876retard if it was a 100% dsq why didnt they do during the race? whats the point of letting her believe shes not dsq and letting her finish the race
>>153607869Great photo.
>>153607941SHE KNEW SHE WAS DSQ'D, SHE CONTINUED TO RACE ANYWAY.how simple do I have to make this for you to understand?
>>153607869The snow is with you, young norwegian but you're not a winner yet
based angry german nerd
>>153607846>>153607867>Swedish women are literally better than men
>>153607421There was 4seconds where she went on her knees (plus jiggle) before that.
>>153607991Even our female hockey team did better than our guys
frida getting sick and ebba winning gold was karma for last years trondheim where the evil orange bitch tackled ebba and ruined the 50km for her
>>153607962NO RETARD SHE DIDNT KNOW THAT. SHE WAS NOT DSQ'D UNTIL THE RACE ENDED. TIME KEPT TRACKING HER DURING THE ENTIRE RACE.KOROSTELEV SAID SHE DID NOT KNOW WHAT THE JURY WOULD SAY WHEN HE TALKED TO HER AFTER FINISHING THE RACE
>>153608025No one knows russian so they had to wait until the race was over so they could point at the scoreboard for here and shout "TITTA TITTA"
>>153608025Who gives a shit, fuck that stupid cunt and fuck russia
>>153608025our commentators talked about it mid race. so you're saying our commentators knew but not the athlete and her coaches?
I just realised who Frida reminds me of
>RedemptionThe other girls still lost gold because of her though?
>>153608025>trusting russians>in the year of our lord 2000 and twenty six
>>153607657MACKIE!!!!
>>153608067REEEEEEEEE
>>153608109im telling you even if it was a 100% dsq according to the rulebook she not dsq until after the race
>>153608144that's not Mackie, Mackie has dark brown hair, see >>153607921
>>153608130yes but she's retarded so she can't do anything wrong ever
>>153608162she took another athletes skis, fucking up her race. and you think she doesn't know they would dsq her for that? you don't have great critical thinking skills.
whoms skis got tooken
>>153608197then dsq her instantly.
Going to Finland on Thursday. Gonna shitpost from Finnish flag. Excited.
Canada?
>>153608304cumnada
Would you date a Canadian woman knowing that cheating is in her blood?
>>153608299what for?
>>153608331Going for a trip to Lapland, got it as a gift.>Reminds me of time I went to Armenia one time and posted under Armenian flag and got accused of being Boris
>>153608312Big if true
>>153608304waar mackie
my butt is extremely itchy
>>153608353nice
>>153608215read the thread
>>153608215Mine by gypsies
>>153608299Welcome
>>153608421no
Swedish wimen carrying their men once again
>>153608755Hah in Finland we do things differently.
USA USA USA
GULDEXTRAJUST NU: JAAAA!
Katzberg spotted
>>153608774>Hah in Finland we do things differently.
>>153609895you dont do that in germany
H-how many rest days?
ny>>153611004>>153611004>>153611004
>>1536108284
>>153611025skipping this one
