Where is Brendan Flyover Editionprev: >>153580486
Blow Gays
this is the doyerpacos WS
is this nu tho
Still don't quite trust Jose Miranda is gonna have the same type of career redemption Sheets had last year like some people are theorizing, but he's been good in his first two spring training outings
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.
Mets
Any /mlb/bros watched Rookies? High school baseball show about delinquents overcoming adversity to get to KoshienShit hits hard and is pure kino. Japan is just so passionate about baseball over everything.
>>153597271Haven't posted in the genny for a while. Has that Fuwawa shitter finally fucked off?
Rick Monday is 80 years old. Appreciate what's left of his time in the booth while you can.
2026 will be the Red Sox's year.
Repost from prior thread - Now that /myteam's/ game is over I'm heading to Cane's. What would you like?
A urinal in the Mets ballpark bathroom today was clogged and at risk of spilling over from all the piss that had built up in it.
I'm #RochHard
>>153597359A hamburger thanks.
>>153597359I’d love that chicken from Popeyes!
>>153597379Lying ass bitch
>>153597315When spring Koshien start?
>>153597429not soon enough
>>153597315thanks for the rec. I'll check it out.
>>153597315>it's live action tooWell I know what I'm doing this weekend when game's are not on
i like how there isnt 8 minutes of ads between each inning, the regular season should adopt this
>>153597315I've watched the show and read the manga. Both are great.
Omikek
>>153597379Piece of shyte
>>153597493How does it compare to Major or Ace of Diamond?
>>153597519No, it was pee
>Buehler and Manny facing off this time as teammatesmaybe this time nobody will throw balls to the dugout with "intent" or meet anybody in the parking lot lolhttps://x.com/973TheFanSD/status/2025330648412815656
oooh ya gotta cub em!
>>153597593Highly unusual post
>>153597525Haven't seen or read Major, so I don't know. It is very different from Ace though. Ace is about a big baseball school trying to build up another championship team, while Rookies starts with the baseball club being a club in name only. A bunch of delinquents just use the club room to smoke and gamble. Rookies is more like GTO where a new teacher shows up and straightens out a bunch of troubled kids, but he does it by making them play baseball. Also Ace of the Diamond season 4 fucking when?
think fast Tibbs
>>153597634>Rookies is more like GTO where a new teacher shows up and straightens out a bunch of troubled kids, but he does it by making them play baseball.HOLY KINOPicked the fuck up. Just in time to get into the international baseball mood for the WBC too
>>153597592I think Shildt fucking off will probably lower the temperature even more
>9-2
>>153597678I think Dave Roberts won't try and start shit because going from the frog man to a young guy who's taller than him and only retired from the sport a couple years ago will make him less likely to want to fight him.
Canadians have officially jumped shipWARNING: you may only choose 1 of these 3 teams to bandwagon RockiesTwinsBrewers
Z Hopie
>>153597729its the rockies' year
Nah he was just a bandwagon. His team wasn't good so he wanted to win. Maybe stick to your team and don't switch because they are "bad"
Chadres win, I'm thinking we're back
New cubs fans out the wazoo in here
Did you guys see Rays legend Reid Brignac hit a WALKOFF BOMB playing ball for Mychal Given's charity?https://youtu.be/apzHQzjyI6w?t=1684
What time do those chihuahuas play?
>>153597728Dave doesn't start shit for nothing, but he still gets loud when he's in it. We all know Manny will troll from time to time, but he seems to be mellowing out some. hopefully it's kino without any ugliness this season.
Please kek my ass
>>153597634Is it light-hearted a la Eyeshield 21, or does it take itself more seriously?
I'm a new cubs fan
I'm a girl cubs fan
>Stinkeeshttps://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7062645/2026/02/21/yankees-sewage-league-george-steinbrenner-field-spring-training/
>>153597921>what happens when you let a division rival use your field for one (1) season
Did Recker ever play for the Cubs?
Kek stankeepoo ‘em!
>>153597961uh oh stinkees!
>sewage leaks into yankee's clubhousewelcome back, jazz!
>>153597961But enough about the Yankees' roster...
Erm....
>>153597921Just like Venezuela!
>>153597902There are some light hearted moments, but it is more of a drama than Eyeshield 21.
>>153597991KEK POUR MILK IN HIS SHOES
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THIS GAME LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153598058klenk'd
>only one game left with a video feed and it's a blowout I'm also watching 2 streamers, NASCAR, indoor soccer, and CFB but I don't want baseball to end for the day yet
>>153598087>>153597902In my thoughts, a GTO comparison is very apt and whereas GTO can be real light it can also get real heavy and so does The Rookies.
>>153597921>>153597961It was raynkees fish
>>153597921>>153597961>Both New York teams had plumbing issuesReally makes you think
jays won :)
>>153597387Blackened chicken tenders are my favorite
We're so back, Padrayngeloyalints bros.
>>153598202my mariners will get'em in the regular season
>>153598111You have brain damage
Where is 2hu the Dadspie?
>>153598256more like brain poweryou probably can't even watch anything with subtitles
2 games into spring nowwhat are YOUR ridiculous overreactions?
>>153598299The Nationals will be back in the playoffs this year
>>153598290I do all the time. Watching six things at once is peak zoomtard behavior, you’re cooked as they say.
>>153598299doyers #1 eseif u ain't DOYERS then u mad gay
>>153598342zoomers NEED to watch multiple things at once, big difference
>>153598299Maybe being a White Sox fan won't be the worst thing in the world this year?
>>153598290you should focus on something useful you can make a living off of instead
>>153598287Why do you want to see my wife?
>>153598299117 wins
>>153598369I make good enough money not stressing out 5 days a week
>>153598361I bet if I asked you the score of any of the games you watched you’d have to look it up
>>153598403at best you're a neet wildly exaggerating your circumstances but far more likely you're just a run of the mill liar
>>153598299rookie of the year
>15-2Anaels KEK
>>153598299<65 wins.
>>153598420kudos on getting me with something I have no way of proving online without it looking like I'm lying, genuinely>>153598439I'm not saying I'm rich or anything lel
Fitzie with the James Outman vibes
Angels ain’t it
can they just mercy rule the Angels
Mercy rule this bussy
>>153597323Today is Saturday anon.
>>153598555checked. it's not really the hits it's the 11 walks they've issued.
>>153598299>ridiculous overreactions?
>>153598058You're a douchebag
We need quick pitch spring training.
>>153598058Why even post this? To be a scumbag pos? Grow up
>>153598590people get a little squirrelly about what day of the week it is when they get up there in age
>>153597478but there's only like 2 minutes of ads between innings during the regular season, right?
>>153598058Lol no woman would EVER touch you. I wouldn't even fucking look at you
>>153598627klenkkini!
>>153598643post taint or gtfo
>>153598648this is deranged
I'm glad it's over
We love it!gg angels
Maybe the Angels owner had a point not to air the games.
>>153598648Go post this on the cubs' subreddit and report back
Looks good to me
>>153598739he's a seething scumbag that gives zero shits about the game
>>153598739>Fans want affordability... believe it or not, winning is not in their top fiveo kek
>>153598648>>153598750Also post this as well while you're there.
>>153598771No, he's cool and you're gay.
Im convinced Manfred refuses to do anything about th angels because the owner isn’t white. He’s afraid of accusations
>>153598806kek scuba
>>153598806kek cusb
>>153598725uggo
ouch!
Yale sucks!
>>153598910still better than the Angels
do you think ballgirl emily fucked her husband this morning before the dodger game
i know a lot of you have a lot of emotions right now. but i'm here to help.if your team has looked promising during spring training, that's great! things really are coming together for your squad an 2026 is going to be a season to remember!if your team has not looked good thus far, don't worry! spring training is meaningless in the grand scheme of things, and teams that look good this early are usually out of contention by mid-August. you'll be fine!
>>153598856how sad do you have to be to make an AI video of something like this
>>153599139help this bussy
>yellow fever fags
>>153598874always makes me think of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW17jtkjvvg
>>153599179incels, which makes it immeasurably worse
why have i not seen any ai videos of mrs met sitting on the phanatic's face yet this offseason
>>153599233mrs met is a patrician fetish. ai wont do. we demand real creators.
I genuinely love this guy.Generational baiting.
Doyers are unironically going to threepeat aren't they
>>153599292
>>153599292good lord willing
>>153599292.
>>153599292Of coursh!
>>153599292the stars had to align for them to beat canada, so nothey will most likely get knocked out in the nlcs by the mets
>>153599345>by the metsI don't see it. Every year they seem pretty decent until the home stretch before postseason and then they go flat
>>153599345>mest
mets would be in better shape if Stearns interned for a year or two under Friedman
>>153599292Reminder they lose last year if the Blue Jays didn't choke harder then any team since the Yankees in 1960. The Dodgers are not unbeatable.
>>153599260oh my
>>153599292>won 2020 against Rays>won 2024 against Yanks>won 2025 against JaysIt'll be O's or Boston
rockies are winning the west
>by the mets
>>153599292nope. jays redeem.
>>153599409Stop farming our division.
>>153599399>The Dodgers are not unbeatableThey are in fact very beatable but they do have freshly accumulated experience of reaching the WS or at least being regular contenders for it, and so they know more than anyone that there's a chance to snatch victory out of their ass at the very last minute and keep doing that. Jays straight up had it in the bag but the moment things started to not go their way in Game 7 they folded because their confidence was shaken
>>153599292if i'm betting the dodgers or the field, i'd take the field. an injury or two is enough to derail them, and good pitching/fundamentals is all it takes to beat them in a series
doyerpacos seething kek
>>153599457>good pitching/fundamentalsWhat other team(s) has these in the NL?
>>153599471this is the least amount of focused hostility we've had to deal with here in years
>>153599502mets and phils have the pitching. mets improved defensively. phils probably have a move or two to make before the deadline.
>>153599537>mets improved defensively.
>>153599502>>good pitching/fundamentalsLooks like the Mets are ruled out
>>153599537gr8 b8
>>153599502Tiggies had them until they didn't last season
>>153599537>mets improved defensively
Kek seethe
For real though if the Mets don't at least make NLCS this year with fucking Soto and Bichette they're going to look really stupid
>>153599591>they're going to look really stupidthat’s just being the mets
>>153599591Why? Because they spent an absurd amount of money? Newsflash, they already look stupid because they don’t make targeted acquisitions. Instead, they throw money at whoever is available.
>>153599667Have they even broke ground in Vegas? We all know they're gonna relocate twenty or thirty years after that. I'm thinking Austin Texas. The A's are like a traveling circus or Harlem Globetrotters of baseball. Has any franchise ever moved as much as them? And they have an incredible first baseman making chump change too with five years of control.
>>153599677the unearned arrogance is cringe also
why didnt bucknor retire? is he really going to allow himself to be humiliated like this?
>>153599765They broke ground last year
>>153599292Boston and Baltimore are the only teams in the AL East left that have beat them and never lost to them in a World Series. Either these two must save baseball or else WW3 begins next year
>>153599765No, and the Rays moved faster than the A’s, broke ground in the new stadium in like a week.
>>153599797Dodgers have played the Yankees more than the rest of the division combined you fucking retard
dodgas will lose this year. God wills it.
>>153599677Dealing Bichette out from under a division rival wasn’t a le smart move?
>>153599974Why didn't God strike them down last year
>>153599591boba shett is a mest now? how did i miss that?
>>153600051Mikey pizza or something I think
>>153600051>>153593343
>>153599974>God wills it.Nothing is written.
Lads, gonna see what the fuss is aboutDodgers billie
>>153600144I'm open to the possibility that it is but we can't see it
>>153600196he was a great mayor
>>153600196How much was itDo they have this at Trader Joes
>>153600264It was $7 on sale. Normally $8. I got it at Giant Eagle. Not sure about Trader Joe's but I think Target has it.
Wtf is a giant eagle
>>153600196this anon is going places
>>153600303Ask pirates/guardians fans
>>153600196how much of a step up from something like Blue Bell?
>>153600332It's a game changer from breyers which is what im used to. Cream of the gods. Scoops smooth and tastes smooth on the tongue. Feels amazing on the tongue. Lindor, Bauer, Kluber bless.
>>153600303>Wtf is a giant eagleamerican eagle's big & tall store
>>153600353>Cream of the gods.
>ice creamsome time between 1993 and 1996 there was this short lived "mega mouth ice cream" that no one ever remembers and has basically no trace online. please tell me you remember it
which stadiums will have dubai chocolate this year to take advantage of the craze?
>>153600353sounds similar to Blue Bell. they're out of Texas. yeah, Breyers turns into warm shit turned over once you try something that's double churned. going back to it is brutal once you find how things should taste. still, it doesn't take too long to get used to it. switching up brands regularly isn't anything anyone should do to themselves tho.
You get to bring one item from a different team's venue to yours to be sold. Which do you bring?
>>153600555god, you americans are pigs
>>153600435>mega mouth ice creamAre you foodspie?https://uspto.report/TM/74352142
>>153600541What's an objective top 5 blue bell flavors
>>153600565What's your answer leaf?
>>153600610doyer dog of course
>>153600565blow gays kek
>>153600196This is a really a good one
>>153600604depends on your personal taste imo. I don't tend to like ice cream with big chunks of the other stuff in it very often. The basics like homemade vanilla and double chocolate always work for me. sometimes I get a craving for mint chocolate chip. pistachio and green tea are good on occasion. it's good quality so all of it is decent to me.
pistachio is really underrated
>>153600051>how did i miss that?just like what used to be my bobashett
Anon from /sp/ you’re on the air
>green tea ice creamok ching chong.
>>153600835I was skeptical before I first tried it but it's great.
>>153600835it's in dubai chocolate
>>153600876air out this bussy
>>153600876Whattya make a the eighteen horse from Schenectady?
>>153600917it sounds gay and gross but it's good
>>153600876You think we're winning 28? I'm worried about our bullpen and lack of a backup right handed catcher. I'll hang up and listen.
I'm eating beans.
>>153600814> mint chocolate chip.My favorite breyers. now I gotta try that real stuff. >green teasounds terrible on paper but prob good in practice
>>153601035lmfao.i'm not gonna say it
>>153601014Last two digits of my post is the number of years before 28
>>153601014Alright caller, lemme get this straight. You’re askin if I think the Yankees are winnin 28? 28 what, games? The division? The whole thing? Cmon pal, gimme somethin to work with.
>>153600876BABABOOEY BABABOOEYHOWARD STERN'S PENIS
>>153601035TNEB
Michael Kay almost ran me over when I was 6 at Yankee stadium.
analheim
>>153601036I kind of od'd on blue bell's mint chocolate chip before so I don't get it as much as I used to. They use a minty green colored ice cream with bits and shavings of dark chocolate. The green tea is a little bit of an acquired taste. It has a much milder sweetness that is uniform and smooth.
holy shit, a tendie flew over my grimace shake
>>153601221>holy shit, a tendie flew over my grimace shakeWas it Cane's?
this is incane
Are they fingers or tendies?
>>153601418strips
Tendies genny
Fingers tossed in Frank’s mog w/ blue cheese.Ranch is disgusting.
>>153601066Fucked up. >>153601090Our 28th World Championship. It's been too long, you see.
>>153601584>Tendies gennyAre they Cane's?
>>153601614>Fingers tossedyeah im more of a dipper. i need total control of my sauce ratio.
>>153601621>YDXPNCK stadium Delete this, there’s still time.
>>153601654>i need total control of my sauce ratio.Is it Cane's sauce?
>>153601675honestly the sauce and bread are the main draw, their tendies themselves arent THAT great
>>153601710it's all about the ointments when you're talking about finger food
How long do you guys think the incoming strike will last? My money is somewhere between 1 and 2 seasons. This is a situation where the owners have leverage, at least in relation to other American sports. All they gotta do is wait out the players and get a cap.
>>153602001owners always have way more leverage. hopefully they're not willing to shut it down for too long and the players stick together.
>>153602102baseball needs a hard cap, but there also needs to be a floor. seems like the kinda compromise that should come together, but MLBPA will hold out on cap for at least 1 season. Owners won't and shouldn't budge on it. What the Dodgers are doing is legitimately stupid, and I'm pretty sure this is a 90/10 opinion.
>>153598648>BreeDelio_spitroasted.mp4>>153598725based San Gabriel Mountains. SGV NIGGAS IN DA HAUS>>153599292hai hai hai
>>153602127hard cap without shared revenue maybe
We need the keto version of chicken tenders already, any ideas /mlb/?
>>153602127all caps have floors, dumbassyou fell for owner propaganda
Just increase the luxury tax who cares?
>>153602001owners are ready to lockout the players for a whilehttps://sports.yahoo.com/articles/mlb-owners-2-billion-war-013330893.html
>>153602236Wanting a cap in baseball is not falling for propaganda. It's literally just being a fan of a team that isn't the Dodgers, or possibly the Mest.
>>153602216squid bites
>>153602216Just eat the spicy flour you gigantic faggot
>>153602271Owners have leverage and I'm pretty sure they'd sit tight for multiple seasons if needed. As far as strikes go, players might let a season of their prime go, but beyond that they want to go play, put up numbers, and cash checks.
>>153602269that's really it. more draft penalties also.
>>153602277I support this.Squid is good for you, and millennials and zoomers could stand to learn a thing or two about fishmongering
>>153602271A lockout means they kill their product before the next TV deal, and that actually will cost them.
>>153602303I am gigantic. 460 lbs
>>153602309you don't know what any individual owner thinks. quit acting like you know anything meaningful.
>>153602361I know for a fact what one thinks.
>>153602127>90/10 opinionWhose opinion are we talking here? Every player who's been asked about the Dodgers' spending thinks it's something to emulate (Harper, Machado, Tatis, etc.) and a big portion of the consoomer market (nips) don't give a shit. A lockout would kill all momentum in the sport's growth. All this to throw the owners and a bunch of loud redditors a bone?
>>153602371at most you have an idea of what one has said. shut up while you're still ahead.
I'm... getting a vision.... yes.. yes, Mr. Steinbrenner I will tell them.>>153602420He says you're a faggot.
deep fried tendies for me
>>153602420Literally went to school and friends with a grandson of one of the cheapest owners in baseball.
>>153602358I take it back lose weight by any means necessary
>>153602469John Henry?
>>153602489wayyyyy cheaper than that man.
>>153602450mb, more nostradumbass posts are just what we need>>153602469and I can fart out the Star-Spangled Banner, so what?
>>153602506Moreno or Reinsdorf?
>>153602527>moreno >back then>cheap
>>153602527think "what's a state I'd never vacation to" and then think about their baseball team(s)
>>153602547It’s the reds owner ain’t it?
>>153602547The (s) is a hint, btw.
>>153602459>deep fried tendies for meWas it Cane's sauce?
>>153602547Ohio>>153602561
>>153602560bingo
>>153602572one of the poorest owners in the league must surely have a tremendous amount of influence with owners who generate the kinds of revenues they're reliant on
AIsloppas we won.
>>153602572I’m sorry anon but you know too much
>>153602216How do low carb tendies sound?
>>153602795>Realgood Foods Co.Made of rat meat for sure
>>153602723Buddy, minus like 3 teams, everyone is poor in this version of baseball. You're delusional if you think a cap isn't coming.
>>153602216Tillamook pepperjack cheese
>>153602783Bob and Phil are gonna send one of their banana henchmen to take me out tonight
>>153602867Marge would’ve sent the Klan
>>153602863This anon is going places
>>153602881That would at least be an honorable death. I miss the hell out of Marge, btw. The baddest ass /mlb/owner ever.
>>153602898Nah fuck that bitch. I hope 3 black niggas raped her to death.
>>153602898>hung from a tree by a bunch of knuckle dragging sisterfuckers >in Ohio >honorable erm
>>153602863This is a Market Basket shape cheddar genny
>>153602948Looks fucking TRASH
>>153602841I don't think anything is certain and I won't take seriously anyone who says they know what will happen.
it's all about havarti cheese doyer bros we #1
>>153602976>bleached garbageEnjoy your processed chemicals
>>153602948>shape cheddarI assume you meant sharp but that says medium clear as day you degenerate scumbag
>>153602841>everyone is poor in this version of baseballsource?
>>153603020>sourceHis asshole got terminated by the LA Terminators in the World Series
>>153602993I know what will happen
>>153603031I'm a Pirates fan. My asshole is so blown out I excrement into a bag.
god what the fuck did they do to twitter. completely unusable
>>153602898Fuck that whore. I hate her. She is dumb and stupid.
>hahaha yes our spending is so smart and we are so powerful unlike dodger shit!*terminator terminates your asshole*>NOOOOOO HOW IS THIS ALLOWED FUCKING DOYERPACOS! *cries* SALARY CAP NOW!Many such cases
>>153603049They let you on it
talking about your teams we all know it's doyers yea if you ain't doyers you gay as fuck holmes
>>153603058Every other American sport has a salary cap. There's only two paths forward for baseball.1. You implement a salary cap2. You implement relegation which gets really tricky and would get blocked by every elected pol who represents folks who subsidized a stadium.Those are the options. The Yurofagification of baseball will be defeated by the big thunderous billionaire class cock.
>>153603049>twitterU mean X sweaty?
>>153603078yeah man. i really fucked things up by signing up in 2008
>>153603112I’m a fucking fan of baseball why do I need to hear this shit? Fuck the cap, fuck the owners, and fuck the players.
>>153603126We should start our own league
>>153603118>still calling it Twitter You lost little chud
No cap, frfr.
>>153603135i lost what? what the fuck are you talking about
>>153603135Not even Elon calls it X anymore
>rename over 500 files>delete them allThoughts /mlb/
Marge I’m confused
>>153603173I think you’re a faggot
>>153603173you're just like me fr
>>153603173no...NO!!!
>>153603173Why do you need to rename 500 files?
>>153603209I can’t find anything, they all have misc file names like the website theyre downloaded from or “screenshotxxx.jpg”
I'm a CO at the prison where Ippei is held, AMA
>>153603263is it true he's still making ohtani's books from the inside?
>>153603263Wat dat bussy do tho?
>>153603263do that thing be fartin'
My urges are too strong tonight…I need to suck a man off…I need 7 inches or more…
>>153603287hell yeah brother go cubs
>>153603263whatever became of his wife
>>15359829930+ HRs, .950 OPS
Do you think there'll be any no-no's or perfecto's this year?
>>153598299>>153603296back-to-back batting titles
>>153603300yes i do. checked
>>153598299>>153603296>>15360330720 HR, 132 G
>>153603296nice work on an iconic image
>>153603270These days he plays cards with a couple other guys>>153603293He gets a letter every couple of weeks so I assume she's writing those
>>153598299>>153603296>>153603307>>1536033218 complete games combined
>>153598299>>153603296>>153603307>>153603321>>153603344and she's coming back.
>>153603339got off light for someone who lost over 40m of someone else's money
50/50/200
>>153603397He doesn't talk much but he did tell me he would rather spend ten years here than go back to Japan. I don't think he was joking
>>15360342150 McDoubles/50 McChickens/200 McNuggets
>>153603434how many inmates is he dating?
>>153603352I fucked her And no she isn’t (your org is retarded)
>>153603477idk but I see a couple of them make fun of him for being a bad gambler>how you doing Vegas
>>153603300>no-no's or perfecto'sCane's
>>153603553>>153603434You need to provide some kind of proof w timestamp or else this is all just fake and gay
>>153603594umm....sweetie...?
DODGERS mother fuckersssssss
>>153604161>the AIthe waht
Frogniggas won the narrative.
>>153604275source??
>>153604286Me, myself, and I.
>>153604295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtKT5q-CW8
>>153604302BASED how low can you go!https://youtu.be/fz6phyryUy4?si=qxor9_Zr3J7mxqiB
>>153604319https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ-RrGCSa2M
I have something to admit...I watched the replay of the dodgers game today
>>153604347this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbrJCwc-d3c
>>153604377thats some good biff
>>153604419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0f4hWb5q0U
>>153604323This is a certified classic.
>>153604377kek. this still pisses me off when I see it. Until Ian Kennedy catches a fb between the eyes, I will not know peace.
>>153604377god look at those phenotypes. bulletstorm ass ballplayers
>>153604500Is that a good or bad thing
>>153604505yes
How did Blake Snell win 2 cy young’s? No chance he’s a hall of famer
>communal showers Queerfags, we must become athletes.
>>153604533I already can't remember who won the Cy in the NL last year
>>153604583>24 NLCYPaul Flyover
>>153604600>24 NLCYChris Flyinto
>>153604600yeah, that sounds right. it just doesn't seem as prestigious to me the way it used to for some reason.
>>153604608Time was ago.
/we/ sleepin?
sleep is for da weak
What dat man done is evil to da coare... He broke me. I see it everywhere.... dat masculine feminine azz...
>>153605647>I'm passing the phone to another center fielder who likes to scale walls...
>>153605647youtube.com/shorts/xGIGSM7l7PE
Would love to see Based #myt eam use P. Ness a little more aggressively
>>153605647this was wholesome
>>153606755why dont more players copy his swing
>>153604552the middle school I went to had those and made us shower every day after gym class as most of us were beginning puberty. I wonder if that's still commonly done now.
>>153607255who wants to be George Lucas if you can be Kurosawa instead
>>153607319You always remember your first nut
>>153604552Still chasing this high 2 this day
bryce harper said he would kiss a man if it meant he would win the world series https://x.com/BussinWTB/status/2025266942127251459
>>153607406mine was achieved during an act of autofellatio
>>153607786How you gonna blow a car
Good morning /mlb/
>>153607826it never pays to spill your guts here. someone always figures out a way to make a joke about it.
>>153607987The Cubassin
>>153604533The ability has always been there. But Blake Snell is such a head case that he lets little things distract him or gets his nose bent out of joint about something and loses focus.If you could put Greg Maddux's brain in Snell's body, nobody could hit him.
>>153607999my confession was true btw
>>153608133Keep it cummy queer related
>>153608373I'm tapping out. this is becoming a little too esoteric for my peanut head.
>>153608432Tapping out on that glory hole, no doubt
>>153607947Gay mets lad
>>153608449some people here are irreverent and try to have fun. others are insecure and feel a need to prove themselves. you can do better.
>>153608790Alternatively, u mad lol
>>153608806kinda disgusted if I'm being honest but it's really neither here nor there
>>153607558Well I’ve been kissin guys left and right to get my Phils to the promised land and so far, nothin.
When did MLB turn into Major Lifelong Buddies. There's NO edge to this sport anymore
*passes the phone to anon*
>>153609313
>>153609313I can’t effing JO to this
I’m passing the phone to the umpies in New York
We're all watching the hockey final btw
no
heading over to /hoc/ anybody want anything?
>>153611229Bring back some finns
>>153611229I could go for apoundin
>>153611229A beheaded Leaf on a pile
Uh oh Canadas cheating again
Zyhir Hope looks legit
>be cantwinada >cheat >losekek
>>153611343Pike*
>>153610446
i wonder what tryhard lineup the stanks will send out against the mets' minor league nobodies
>>153612957Or even their major league nobodies
>>153613884Not my mettiejetties noooo
good morning mariners nation
gm mariners nation>>153615083gm
we won :D
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK CANADA
imagine being canadian kek
USA USAUSA
>>153616629kek
FUCK CANADA
>>153612778>>153616841Keep it baseball related please
>>153617391
Congratulations to the USA on their gold medal. It would be more interesting if the WBC finals were between the USA and Canada, as it would heighten the nationalism of both teams.
>>153617391blow gays kek
>>153617391ok :)
fuck canada
>>153617391kek seethe bitch
>>153617391Get ready to learn English.
>>153617634thought they had it in the bag kek
The Blue Jays losing the world series was bad but at least they didn't have to stand there minutes later and get a losers medal put over their neck.
so turns out leafcucks are the true bad guys of /sp/ and far worse of a cancer than a few mexicans on /mlb/, now leafs have NOTHING to use against Americans, we've taken EVERYTHING FROM THEM AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH, KEKED IN THEIR ONLY SPORT, THEY LEARN THEIR PLACEso the good guys actually won the WSalso the doyers cursed vtumors twice now, gura left due to year #1 and got doxxed as in sweden in year #2 kekI win again
>>153617935blow gays kek
This is quite a humiliation ritual
Do not reply to jeetkaner
>>153618494first hidden post of the year
>>153619133O CAN'T WIN NADA
>>153619133>minstrel of the year
Within a 5 month time span bros. Canada is just brutal right now.
Lineup for today’s game against the Mets
>>153619692KWAB
>>153618141kek
>>153617391o keknada!
>>153619638Apparently we also beat their women’s team in the gold medal game too KEK
THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD IT IN THE BAG
>>153600555I’d farm the Mariners garlic fries or their value menu and bring it to Chase
>>153602216Bro chicken tenders are keto Buy tenderloins, season them, and air fry or bake them Don’t bread and deep fry
>>153620160I had those at the new YS. Greatest invention ever.
>>153602948Tillamook mogs any and all American cheeses. Only Italian Parmesan can compete
>>153620232>Bro chicken tenders are ketoWas it Cane's?
>>153620324*$62 million, don't forget Polanco
>>153620341You fat fuck https://youtu.be/u66AsiO6BAo
>>153620438
Lmao Canada
>>153620438>>153620459o my kekkies the MAID website must be crashing
>>153620438>>153620459Damn these fit perfect
Truthfully, this is the most brutal thread to be in right now if you're Canadian. It's double trauma.
>>153620438KEK
The San Francisco Giants clubhouse breaks into USA-USA chants after USA beats Canada for the gold medal.>t. Bunbunmaru Sports
Official /mlb/ chicken restaurant ratings (NOT up for debate) ranked best to worst >Slim Chickens >Popeyes>Chick fil a >Dave’s hot chicken >Zaxby’s >Wingstop >Cane’s>KFC>El Pollo Loco >Guthrie’s >Bojangles >Church’s
>>153620800>not a power rankingdoes not count
>>153620883NOT up for debate
>>153620800agree canes is c-tier but so is chickfila
>>153620908does NOT count
>>153620055o kek
>>153620800I’ve never heard of 6 of these How much fried chicken do you fat fucks eat
>>153620800>no lee'sdropped
>>153620800For me? Its browns chicken.
>>153621380This looks like somewhere that accepts food stamps
>>153620800Suspicious lack of Crown Fried Chicken.
>>153620800when i was working in NYC there was a bussin' popeye's near me that was run by bangladeshi or some shit instead of the blacks that always screw up your order. Haven't been back since I moved out.
>>153621281>>153621380>>153621471What did I fucking tell you? The ranking is NOT up for debate
>>153621480debate this bussy
>>153621476I have popeyes maybe once a year and it always exceeds expectations. It’s good
>entire world is shitting in Canada Kek
>>153621586Sorry on* Canada, only India is shitting in Canada
>>153620800For me. its Pioneer Chicken
where is nu tho
>>153621586What did Canada do exactly to become so hated?
>>153622201They lost at hockey it’s just bants
>>153621586ummm, jonah tong is canadiani hope he wasn't in the room
>>153622289His father is Chinese
nu...tho[not my thread]>>153622396>>153622396>>153622396>>153622396
>>153622201the polite mask of theirs has fallen off
ack
Brendan Flyover will be playing "soon" when the other starters leave for the WBC.
499
please fill my thread
500! We did it! The thread is over!
>>153623231chop on brotha
