Strickvious >>153589809
Are Sean won.
joe pyfer is a fucken beast for a good 7 and a half minutes then he's just a slight above cody brundage for the remaining 1.5 rounds
>>153603152fix
Lil latinx bois getting trafficked tonight.
>>153603167cope
just how good is dricus
>>153603179you're the one coping with an obvious fix
>>153603145That skinnyfat beaner is like 75% if Sean's sizeWetback never had a chance
>>153603191The muscle difference between the two was pretty glaring
>fix
>>153603181If he literally just learned how the soviets wrestle he would’ve beaten Khamzat 100%
>>153603181Dricus has nukes for fists
canelo lost fluffy lost it's over for messicans
>>153603189Easiest money of my life pal, not my fault you're retarded
>>153603152>strickland deports shitskin.mp4
>>153603181Just blitz him and throw flurries. Just thow lots of shit at him. It's easy. Be a fucking man and just go for it.
why was sean whispering in his ear during the fight?
>>153603254Sean talks to his opponents during fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyHo2_WHBUA>libcuck journalist ask Medic question about immigration>immigrant Medic gushing over President Trump fixing his immigration issues post-fight on the phone, says he loves him>libcuck triggered his baiting question backfired
>>153603259To coordinate.
>>153603238>just be strong enough to do 405 lb squats for fuck around cardio reps
>>153603267I resent what you're implying here
If Hernandez tried any of that beaner shit on me I'd have done the same damn thing to him as Strickland did. Bop bop, lights out hombre
strickland popping off in the presser
>>153603145Poor Jeff... Biology? Nature? Evolution? Poor jeff... smdfh poor jeff...
Were the Jewish bookies overdosing on copium putting Sean as the underdog?>No way this Nazi goy will win r-right?
>>153603274Yes exactly, be a man, or at least a actual professional athlete.
strickbeast
>>153603303>MEDICally-induced coma>snotrocketthank you for the based webm anon
>>153603152The crowd full of beaners and liberals? They don't seem to happy he won desu
>>153603337Texas has been compromised.
>>153603306They were thinking of how to make money off of idiots, same as always.
>>153603335-CSO-
>>153603295Gimme a qrd b
he called khamzat a goat fucker and they cut his mic
>>153603337Strickland didn't just trash talk. He went on long anti-social rants. It's lame.
>>153603266lmaoStrickland starts getting based at the post-fight presser, calls Chimaev a goat-fucker and they cut his mic>that's a wrap?!
>>153603358I'm thinkin Geeoff's heeming his sobriety tonight.
kek paramount pussy ass company goatfucker is not even that offensive
>>153603349Blame toad rogan.
paramount, home of ufc, is owned by david ellisonlook into this
Retard punch people in face sport. Did the hecking Nazi punch someone harder than the other guy????
>>153603337Why would anyone be happy to see more Sean fights?
>Nooo!! Give me Al UFO records
>>153603306Because they were doing the odds as though it were a real fight. Sean is a right wing guy in a right wing promoter's company that is getting ready to do a show in the White House as a backdoor political fundraiser, do the math. They couldn't let him lose so he didn't, that simple.
>>153603358That shit was so thick it bounced off him
>Because they were doing the odds as though it were a real fight. Sean is a right wing guy in a right wing promoter's company that is getting ready to do a show in the White House as a backdoor political fundraiser, do the math. They couldn't let him lose so he didn't, that simple.
>>153603436Bro if you watched any of their fights and weren't retarded you'd know Sean is a 1000 times better boxer and it's known that he has ridiculous jiu jitsu and tdd.
>>153603181He hits insanely hard but his real super power is that he somehow still hits really hard and accurately when full on sprinting
>>153603361Not that anon but I tuned in around the same time as that post. Sean said that Khamzat always wanted to spar with the most inexperienced fighters and avoided the baddest dudes who Sean always sparred with. He also said he always imagines he’s fighting Aspen Ladd’s groomer coach in the octagon when he punches his opponents.
>>153603475few understand this
In other news Terrence Crawford's son has become a Nebraska state wrestling champion as a freshman
>>153603551Canelo did that?
>>153603551Has he placed in any national tournaments?
That was better than most numbered cards desu.
>>153603295>>153603374Yeah I'm thinkin it's time for a 10-7 Luke Thomas clap back on the next episode of LTGP (Luke Thomas Gets Political)
>>153603374
Jim West bros...
>>153603608Luke Thomas is a White-haired mutt faggot.
the hangman caught some strays in that strickland press conference
I lost lots of money on Fluffy...money I dont have. I dont know what to do.
>>153603660How much and at what odds?
>>153603660Are you actually retarded? Did you really let your libtardation fuck you like that to lose money on minus odds?
>>153603640desperados...
>they told me we'd play on turf for the job
flashbangs detonated in shopping mall by masked suspect victims gained long-term hearing and visual injuries luke thomas
ryan garcia fight is live
>>153603551Give him to dc to groom, or maybe bud himself will want to groom his boy to heem the dagis a couple decades from now
>>153603687You're still getting deported Juan.
If you're dumb enough to bet on MMA you deserve everything you getWe literally just had a massive fight fixing scandal like 3 months ago too
>ITS HAPPENINGTHEY ANOUNCED THE MAIN CARD FOR UFC WHITE HOUSE
>>153603734>who's
>>153603719I won 43 dollars and 68 cents thoughever.
>>153603709Bud would never let him waste his life on a bum sport like mma
when i saw sean land like three jabs to nothing in the first 10 seconds i knew it was over
>>153603646yikes
pifer wont be able to land and he gets gunshy when on the backfoot which will gas him outizzy outstrikes him to a tko in rd 2/3
Uhhh xatdaddies... Dana just shat on our move to light heavyweight...
>>153603770He will owe Turki a favor one day, give him his sons heemhole or put him into heems
StrickCHUD fraudchecked that beaner. just how good is DDP.
>>153603829Not too great. Strickland was badly injured and had to take the fight. Dricus' win is rendered not good.
>>153603829Terrible. Dogshit. How bad is everyone in this division?
adesanya "dominated" middleweight
silva > sonnen > ddp > strickland > adesanya = pereira > whittaker
>>153603878didn't Pereira leave the division and rape light heavyweight?
>>153603904yeah sure if you're retarded
Why does Strickland always go easy on whites but apeshit on shitskins? Is he one of us?
>>153603734Say what you want but that would sell.
what the literal fuck was fluffys game plan tonight dude is a pure grappler and he attempted one half ass takedown against the cage
>>153603829Strickgawd is strong as fuck, DDP could get him down with his power but not hold him down
the reddit seems pretty upset
>>153603948he typically has to brawl into the body lock, he's not a freestyle wrestler meng
>>153603829Strickbeast put on some muscle mass. I think he beats Dricus and wins the trilogy. >>153603918Pereira was pretty much a big LHW fighting at 185. Him making that weight was a cheat code.
>>153603995>cheat codenot really considering it compromised his chinhe's better at LHW
>the part where I raped a kid is totally fake, please release the UFO files already, o however the horse tranquilizer is taken
>If you would simply slap with your hooks instead of punch, you would heemWhy wont anyone on the roster listen to him bros?
>>153604016>o
>>153603948From what I can tell, he wanted to pressure but wasn't comfortable with the realities of what pressuring your opponent means (being physically present and thus being open to being hit) so he never really committed and just let Strickland walk out whenever he wantedHis hesitancy was really noticeable in that he really didn't put any gas in to his takedown attempts at all, those were barely shots at allHe did have the correct idea of endlessly spamming hooks, which is the best mode of attack against someone occupying the center line with their lead hand, but he was chasing instead of letting Strickland walk in to it, and he's just kind of ass at striking anyways
>>153603929it’s 100% fact
>>153604059Silva is a bum who lost to Japanese plumbers.
I believed in a meme fighter again
>>153604043women slap
dricus subs prime silva r1 and heems prime chael r1
>>153603904Pereira clearly better than Strickland
prime Cung Le destroys current mw roster
>>153604076Silva has good BJJ, he’s not getting submitted. If anything he gets KO’d by Anderson, also Sonnen blankets DDP and wins. Strickland beats Chael and Anderson though.
who even is bad bunny?
>>153604092>Sonnen blankets DDP and winsThis board is 18+ little homie.
>>153604101He makes decent music I don't have to understand shit to appreciate rhythms and beats b
>>153604076Silva does DDP like he did Forrest
>>153604043they're afraid of looking gayit works, but a liver heem or slap doesn't have the same highlight reel potential an uppercut or overhand does
>>153604089fluke
>He makes decent music
Are we going to pretend like Anderson Silva didn't get completely steamrolled by Chael Sonnen, who himself was a fucking journeyman bum
Fights before 2015 literally do not count as real fights
>>153604104Chael is able to lay on nearly every guy he fought. DDP hasn’t fought a good wrestler other than Khamzat who dominated him. Chael at his peak was a juiced up monkey that could wrestlefuck like no tomorrow. DDP doesn’t have good submission skills to beat Chael.
in retrospect that was a very obvious outcome right?fluffy fights the same way all the time, technique isn't that sharp but he overwhelms. you can't really overwhelm sean, and fluffy's not a takedown artist
>>153604152Chael could maybe hold down DDP for like 3 minutes and then DDP would get up and heem him. Chael is not Khamzat.
>>153604118Pereira just the only guy smart enough to exploit the incredibly obvious Achilles heel of Sean's retarded style.
>>153604155It was only a question of whether it would be a 50-45 or a TKO.
>>153604156what about full bacne Chael?
>>153604092>>153604111>>153604152cope, silent generation
>>153603181Dricus du Plessis is the second-best wrestler in the division.
>>153604156Khamzat held DDP in a meme position like mounted crucifix for the whole fight and DDP did nothing. Prime Chael only got beat by guys who had good jiu jitsu. He could take anyone down and usually keep them there if they couldn’t submit him there. He doesn’t have to be Khamzat to beat DDP. Full TRT Sonnen wins
Chael would sit Indian style on Dricus's chest and play his head like a bongo
>>153604104He would lol. Chael did have elite striking setups into takedowns like Khabib and Merab. Dricus' inability to sprawl would cost him a boring decision. Though Chael would lose to everyone else Dricus has beaten.
I cant pay my rent next week man FUCK Fluffy
>>153604210>betting on the reddit approved skinny fat Mexican >as a favorite>against sean strickland in a tune up fight
end of the day, Fluffy wasn't going to the top because he doesn't love the gameHe openly talks about not watching MMA and not enjoying it. Every single person who talks like that or say they don't watch their opponents can do well up the rankings but will eventually hit that roadblock. constantly happens in this sport.
>>153604104He would easily. The top half of this sport has declined horrifically in recent years
>>153604233When I saw how fucking shredded strickland was i immediately bet on him. All he does is fight he's a total fight autist and that's what u need to be champ champ
The only motherfucker who stands and bangs
>>153604167Chael couldn't even beat current Brendan Allen. I'm sorry. I love the guy but he'd be lucky to be top 15 these days. He has no hands, his wrestling is basic and its literally all he has. He's basically a proto-Colby but worse.
>>153604242I mean he stands but I wouldn't call what he does bangingHe stands and jabs
>Chael "31-17-1" Sonnen would beat Dricus Du Plessis
>>153604219Wow sue me I took an stand against racism and tried to bet on the good guy? Fuck you?
>>153604155>in retrospectDid people here really think Fluffy would win? Sean's showed great takedown defence in previous fights. No way he was going to get subbed.
>>153604278see>>153603671Also>took a stand against racismyou are a fucking faggot, leaf.
Chael would assrape Dricus and turn him into his own personal Dan Hooker
>>153604284Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
not sure DuDu Piggy would have an answer for the all-American hands of Brian Stann if I'm honest
You're an actual literal retard if you think Chael would beat DDP. Like actually retarded.
Dan Kelly would run circles around Dricus
>a champion fighter cant win a fight
>>153604297A different question then, who would win the presser? Chael is undefeated but DDP consistently makes grown men cry with shit talk
>>153604284fluffy was a 3 to 1 favouritecrazy
>>153604309Chael doesn't care if he loses the fight, therefore, he cannot lose a press conference.
Danielle Kelly would run circles around Dricus
>taken down by Darren Till and Derek BrunsonYeah, I’m supposed to believe the Olympic alternate can’t take DDP down because (you) say so. Chael clears.
here's the thing you guys
khamzat would sub chael and silva in 35 seconds each. dricus is a level above the guys, who are a level above the guys, who would expose prime silva and chael. khamzat is at the highest level wrestling in mma history and he walked into the cage knowing he had to put everything into just controlling dricus, because a real grapplefest would have been ugly.
basedland got heemed by the GOAT and still became champ. think it, dream it, do it
>>153604371if it was that simple, why didn't he do it the previous 4 rounds
Lets gooooooooooo deported that mferi love being American fr fr
Chael is simply too intelligent for Dricus's grug style
Khamzat was scared of Gilbert Burns on the ground. Most fighters don’t get caught in mounted crucifix likes scrubs. Sorry Dricus sisters, but he’s not very well rounded. Would have been an Anderson Silva victim, would be a Chael decision win. Romero heems him too.
>>153604385in the final round, khamzat tried dipping his pinky toe into the waters of actually fighting, and that's how it turned out. he said as much somewhere.
>>153604406with him winning the round on every scorecard?
khamzat totally changed his style for the dricus fight. he has never in his career just tried to control someone without real sub hunting or real gnp.
THEY CUT THE FEED
undefeated. undisputed. unequaled.
>>153604421judges dropped the ball on that one. maybe they filled the rest of the card out before the round even started.
Prime chael could outwirk ddp
>>153604429>sub huntingsounds like fun
zatdaddyu
>>153604450damn he must've swarmed ratlip after that and dropped him with a bunch of unanswered shots
>>153604465i should have known you didn't watch the fight. this is often the case!
Literally beat the snot out of him
Why is it so fucking impossible to watch a UFC fight in the period after the fight, to when it has been uploaded on fullfightreplays. Can't rewind streams and there are no torrents available. Does anyone know how I can do this?
who got their picks right i went to sleep with the wmma
>>153604538https://watchmmafull.com/ufc-fight-night-267-sean-strickland-vs-anthony-hernandez-february-21-2026.html
>>153604561You are a good person
>>153604461behave yourself
Also these retards cut the mic on Strickland, but will allow a Chechen warlords cumsock to even be in the fights
>>153604228>We
>>153604572you sound like a woman when you talk like a cunt, maybe cnn is more your speed?
>>153604590I am saying they have double standards b
not sure DDP has the heart to hang in there with a grinder like Chael
"When I yell: On the warning track! you feint and get on the inside." Seems a bit convoluted of a code Mr. Jim West.
lmao neal cost us a picks winner
>>153604596they do what sells and stricklands colby impersonator gimmick peaked years ago, khamzat asking kadyrov to tape him to a missile and fire him at tel aviv was absolute kino don't be dishonest
(heem literally 1 day ago)>oh yeah fluffy will be the only one to beat kham-ACKKKKKK
>>153603152
>>153604648>khamzat asking kadyrov to tape him to a missile and fire him at tel aviv was absolute kino don't be dishonestI wasn't aware of this (based) but it would be more based if missles just detroyed the whole middle east tbqh
>>153604652i unironically said that
>>153604561based i thought this site went down
>>153604662we know>>153604661it was his post fight interview in one of the oil states perhaps after the usmeng debacle
one day fighters will realize smiling and nodding in response to getting your face caved in isn't a sound strategy, but it won't be for awhile longer
>>153604676you sound like a pussy
it is the soundmost strategy
/heem/
>>153603734drumpf gets third term if he makes this fight happen
nealing the fluffy
>>153604676Hitting wrestlers in the body has been known as a good tactic for 20 years, but 90% of fighters will still swing at a wrestler's head as hard as they can as the wrestler is ducking in on their hips.
Strickland actually threw more than teeps and jabs for once. He still eats a lot of hooks over his weird hand fighting defense tho.
>passes angel hillwow nice work strickland
This money on Fulffy was supposed to be rent this month. Im spiraling im fuken spiraling
>>153604727Stupid games stupid prizes, go and suck cock for money. Just not mine, anyone with half a brain knew Strickland was winning tonight (by decision though admittedly)
>>153604727
>>153604727if you have a hammer handy you can easily recoup all your lost funds
>>153604727Just go stand outside the Canadian version of home depot Do some dry walling ese>>153604743Don’t disrespect Kayla Harrison
>>153604657The absolute state of middleweight right now
I cannot believe I doubted StrickBEAST.....Fucking SHAME on me
>>153604727just ask hunter campbell for an advance. even if you haven't hit your (you) quota for the month he should still be willing to help.
>>153604796well he is absolute dogshit just that hernandez was even moreso
Borz is gonna easily beat Sean. How you counter Khamzat as a striker is with KO power and that's one thing Strickland doesn't have. Not to mention his high guard and tall stance. His hips are available 24/7.
I think all of /heem/ is aware of this, it will be a miracle if he can pull it off (I am also a sean fan and a muslim hater) but there is just no way
>>153604838Maybe he can pull off a clutch knee like he did against Fluffy. His grappling defense and the fact that he likely won't get submitted is his only hope.
Mma "Strikers" can't get past an opponent with a jab and lateral movement
>>153604727You deserve it. The only people that thought strickchad would lose are trannies.
the paramount plus era has really delivered so far. back to back mma entertainment, with plenty more on the horizon!
Apparently uros medic called Geoff Neil a stupid nigger right before he knocked the nose shit out of him.
Why is everyone talking about strickland chimaev? Nobody wants to see that shit.
>>153604827Oh good 25 minutes of Sean stuck in a crucifix getting elbowed in the head can't wait
>>153604882me? I would like to see Sean vs DDP 3
>khamzat vs dricus, but without the puncher's chancenow that i think about it, fuck that shit!
>>153604892Sean lost both fights handedly after begging for a rematch no less.
Chimaev would rape Sean in a street fight
Two time middleweight champion Sean Strickland.
>>153604908
>>153604870that makes two of us
strickland is still an even worse champion than michael bisping don't let their mouthy personas fool you
the thing about ratlip is his striking presents absolutely no danger so strickland can concentrate entirely on defending takedowns, after ratlip gasses he'll peach him up for the heem
how long until /heem/ gets an honourable mention in a post fight conference? >"this one was for sneed!"
>>153604261Yeah, sucks to realise even though guys like Whittaker destroy him, even Brunson would beat Chael. But Dricus it goes a lot like the Khamzat fight. You just gotta know what your watching and swallow your pride as hard as it is to admit. If you don't know wrestling and grappling techniques by name and just see a takedown as a takedown, I could understand it's hard to believe.
>plug in mi matic fi go pon the street>look out the window, fucking police
>>153604882Yeah everyone does. Khamzat believers want to see Strickland get brutally heem rapied and they see it as the easiest path for Khamzat to get his defence in before moving to LHW. Luke Thomas/Ariel bros want to see the flippin chud get what's comin. Strickland fans want to see it. The hardcore by-the-rankings bros MUST want to see it, seeing as he beat Imavov and just beat the wrestling le boogey man they thought was gonna win. The single group of people who don't want to see it are Khamzat fans who are worried about the brazza fallout that would happen if Strickland somehow won.
early TKO stoppage on danny gay was brutal last night. you don't call that on a guy who has never been heemed and was fully covering himself with 5 seconds left in the round
>>153604977gay jon would give anything to shuck and jive for the pedosident one last time...
i no fight imavov brazza, give me american badass sean strickland...give me nate diaz superfight brazza...
give me a latina to goon to
Surely that French giga muzzie will beat the fat guy who comes off vacation and just had a 5 rounder 3 weeks ago.Surely the greatest MMA striker of all time will beat a guy that only has a teep and a jab.Surely the hottest prospect in the division on an 8 fight win streak will beat the guy coming off a one year layoff and the worst performance of his career.
brazza I no fight StrickGODbrazza I no fight ImavGODbrazza I no fight JirGOD
>>153604946dricus derangement disease!
>>153605103if there's one thing you can say about derek brunson it's that he's put on some of the fights of all time
>>153605103Brunson has 3 minutes of gas
>>153605103wow it's like a pussy version of what Cannonier did
Zest.
i will say this one last fricking time, in plain terms. dricus didn't get laid on by khamzat because he's easy to lay on. he got laid on because khamzat could lay on almost anyone.
>>153605027of course you prefer IC3s to be insubordinate and setting fire to london
What the fuck is an IC3
>>153605319he meant IC Wiener
>>153605103>not the slow mo version where we can see brunson's team throwing in the towel as dricus makes his head bounce off of the canvas
>>153605319Incontinent Clozapiggy, 300lbs
>>153605319bong police code for a hap
Is Strickland the UFCs version of controlled opposition? He gets treated quite well for someone who apparently causes so much trouble and now they conveniently cut the mic off to "silence" the anti-establishment free speech murica guy...
>>153605509yes this has been clear for a while now he's less of a jesse and more of a jones iykwim
>>153603145Lmao wtf, I just watched Jacobe Smith vs Josiah Harrell. Why the fuck did Anik chew out the ref like that? >That was a... SSSSSSSUUUPER late stoppageLike yeah, it was, but it was made even worse because Smith kept hitting him even when the ref was in his face trying to stop him lmao
>>153605727Kerry Hatley is a known bitch so Anik never misses a chance to put him on blast
>>153605727Anik is a well known sniffhound
can you just imagine how insufferable coked up anik cokeder upper olivi and a drunk bisping must be at the office parties
>>153605936Not as insufferable as an incontinent Clozapedo leaking steatorrhea and snacking on his mother’s minge maggots
Jacobe Smith caught a body in the 'gon last night. People forget man
JacoBBC I fear
The titanium skull has failed!
>>153605936MMA presenters are probably quite unpleasant to be around in general
>>153605936
fluffy wins 95/100 times
chimaev vs imavov, strickland vs ???, ddp vs ???
>>153606818statistically, no
>>153605142man havent seen this webm in a hot minute. fucking rip elias ;_;
>>153606958you're gonna look real silly after their 99th rematch
>fucking ripwhy are amerislobs incapable of expressing emotion in a tactful and Respectful manner>bro he died of cancer bro no cap ong>fucking rip dead ass bro fr fr
Khamzat Chimaev: Hot Honey Edition
nah, fuck that!
>>153607106why are you incapable of expressing your distaste for my expression of emotion in a tactful and respectful manner?
ufc twitter is wild
We've seen that ruthless retardation cannot beat Khamzat. I think jabs and teeps may be the key to success. My only worry is Shawn Strickland has knees like Usman
>>153605936Don't get it twisted b, anik is the pharmacist in this situation. I remember seeing some old clip of him where he says he loves nothing more than a couple of beers, ripping some bongs and placing some parlays.
>>153607211what a joke that mma twitter is way less restricted than mma 4chan. cucked beyond belief. michael chandler.
>>153604908Sean won the first fight.
>>153603266Lmao these American liberals really don't know shit about Serbians if they actually thought Medic would be against ICE
>>153607169i am a forest troll who lives to serve my hedonism all day i am no role model
>>153607211I can't see
>me bleedin' eye>me fans>me self respect
Why the fuck are you booin me?
How bad was delija in the spivac fight
>>153607476i did tell you all of you but you in specific too
I tried to tell you all about Milktoast Costa. Dudes a problem!
>>153607518Biiiig prawblem
it's milquetoast b
>pardoned an international drug syndicate award
Stricklands jab maxxing will completely destroy the inbred maxxed chechens takedown maxxing.
>Bondi sinso said I didn't rape kids, let's talk about the ayys now
>>153607787Yes aliens are real, but you still need to pay your taxes
combat sports?
pawg milfs like ronda
gina is way pawggier
stricklel should be cut
kek
khamzat chimaev has been demoted to interim middleweight champion
le fluffy
6 rashes of bacon 4 eggs and some bread ya ali
>>153605727Anik needs to fucking die. Get Goldie back!
i will never watch ufc championship again until movsar evloev's base pay is cut in half
>>153608271schiavello was doing human buffalo running last i saw surely he's free
really aspinalled these eggs up
Immersive Sims with Drew Dober
real ones will recall when on the bym podcast with michael the count bisping there was a moment when rebecca and callum answered a question as to why callum isn't interested in becoming a walking cautionary tale like his father, bisping came in with his patented john fury impression and callum suggested that that was precisely what he was afraid ofnow look at andymanap shitforbrains and his son thomas "tom" aspinall (promoted from interim)
abus fight news within the next 6 months
>>153604946Prime whittaker beats him. Any version of Chael destroys dripcumdushits and Brunson would be a boring fight until one of them gasses and lets the other take control. MW is fucking awfup these days.
Are Strickland fans just okay with blatant racism and xenophobia? I mean really, how can anyone root for this guy?
conversely one could look at the career of ciryl gane a man who was not fed hgh like a horse by his wretched gnome of a father, a man who came into the combat sports game fairly late in life like a normal well adjusted personinteresting stuff
the only guy with real promise to take khamzat to deep wadders via rasslin got finished by a pillowfisted point fighter. mma really is unpredictable.
the deeper one pores into the disgusting depravity of the wrangler holding up the division the more apparent it becomes that aspinall should be summarily executed tbqhwy mountbatten-windsoresque
I'm just now realizing that Ariel Helwani and Aiemann Zahabi are different people. Why the fuck did nobody tell me all this time?
>>153607016Dana had him clipped because he was moments away from solving this semen slurping sport
>>153608789what are the odds that the ufc's two most prolific weed smokers(Elias and Rumble) died of cancer? these people swear weed cures cancer.
>>153608857>the ufc's two most prolific weed smokersthe diaz bros are alive and well
>>153608888they are just normal dude weed 8th graders. elias and rumble were "everything weed, cbd oil is magic potion lather it all over you, and drink thc juice" type dude weed. there are levels to this game
>>153608857
mma savant joe rogan smokes thousands of weeds a year and he's one of the smartest people on earth
>>153609039but does he lather himself in cbd oil, eat thc gummies, or drink bong water?
pon bed pon floor against walli heem dem all 'til dem call mei'm di mingedem sugar dats allwelcome di king of di heemhall
>>153609125Let's go for that!
Nah
>>153604353good post
StrickBEAST is gonna tear off Cumsplat's ugly goat fucker head and feed it to the pigs i fear
i would butter up crispy carli ifuknowutmsayn
>>153610045*Strickdaddypls keep up with heemlingo
Strickgaped finna fart on it for he zatdaddy I’m afradi
DricGOD took down Khamzat and had him in full mount as well as took his back. Just how good is DricGOD?
>>153610045>>153610059>>153610093
Strickland girlfriend looked BEAUTIFUL in the crowd
>>153610199
>>153610093Please don’t say “daddy” It reminds us of when Sean’s fazza spread, spanked, spunked, sealed and caulked his birth control bussy.
>>153610258nigga you took ts way too far, i was just messing with the lil slav boi
>>153610252
so anyheem, lets talmbout strickleldoes he get to be the champ again or not
there's no way he beats khamzat
>>153610818khamzat couldn't finish dricus
Damn it's good to be a Strickchad believer
>>153610818Everyone thought he was going to get pieced up by jizzy
>>153610862
>>153610862neither could sean your heem algebra doesn't work>>153610881khamzat would absolutely maul pissy like a dog on a rodent
I'm a casual. Is Strickland a bit of an anomaly? Are there more fighters like him?Everyone knows he's going to teep and jab, but somehow he has made this work even at the top of the division, being a former champion and all.I find it pretty interesting, granted it's not as exciting as oogabooga heems, but it seems really high level. From what I can tell when a fighter is a bit of a one trick pony but still making it work, it's usually endless wrestling or taking a lot of shots to find a killshot of his own. Not whatever Strickland is doing.
>>153610862nobody could tbqh, well except the people from willage but we dont talmbout that
>>153610980>even at the top of the divisionyes middleweight the worst division featuring incredible talent such as paolo costa imavov and erm umm err
>>153611052>the worst divisionThis has been thrown around so much about all the divisions that it has lost any meaning
>>153611095middleweight is so bad that bisping and strickland have been champion
mw is the worst div rn besides hw
>>153611095Heavyweight is the worst male division and it’s not even close. LHW and MW are both bad but significantly better
I think Melquizael (absolutely demonic name btw) Costa is my new favourite black fighter
WW > LW > FLW > BW > FW > MW > LHW >>>> HW
Strickland is sitting down on his shots and hurting guys again and getting finishes, he has the wrestling and submission defence (not that Khamzat goes for subs anymore) to drain Chimaev's gas tank, once Khamzat gets tired, Strickland can peach him up at will and get the finish.It's way more likely than you think.
MW is weird because hardly anyone is well rounded so you have style vs style fights you don't get too often in the other divisions, I like it for that reason mainly
>>153611439Lw is shit atm. Everyone is old or a bum apart from Arman
>>153611439>ww and lw top twoopinion well and truly discarded
>>153611629>apart from Armanlife and death with charles, arguably lostlost to gamrotclipped and nearly heemed by THE joaquim silva (literally who)
>>153611629i cant see any prawlspek getting past the uncs on the top 5 lw, so thats why im putting lw on no 2>>153611639ww is the hottest div rn bappa, you got ian mccorny, zesty morales and nutella prates, all viable contender for the belt. name other div that have proper contender for the belt
>nearly heemed by THE joaquim silvaWell that didn’t happen
>>153611898>name other div that have proper contender for the beltliterally all of them
>We don't censor our fighters, if what Sean Strickland says hurts your feelings so much maybe you should look at yourself5 hours later>HE'S COMPLAINING ABOUT PAY AND CALLING A COACH A PEDOPHILE CUT HIS FUCKING MIC NOW!!!!!!!
fluffy isnt good at takedowns, and strickland is reasonably good at getting upit was always gonna be this way
>>153612018He could have tried something a bit more than a half hearted body lock
>>153612087no he couldnt, thats what im sayin, b
fluffy will not main event again
>>153610980Strickland knows how to gameplan for opponents and he's strong as shit so after you eat 100 jabs your face feels like ground beef and you obviously dont want to eat anymore so you get sloppy or cower away
khamzat went life and death with the corpse of dilbertstrickgod will piece that kadyrov whore up
>>153612365gaypex still exists m8
>>153612375lol strickgaped uses the exact same gameplan in every fight ever and it works depending on whether the opponent is shit or not
>>153612415Whispers of the is rumour are swirling around the war room.
Gapedzmat's bacon fridge is wide open and StrickBEAST is getting hungry.
>>153612443theyll headline a female over him pains me to say m8
>>153607259bappa when aniks at home he dresses like fred durst people see the suit and it hoodwinks em dawg
APOLOGIZE
>>153612415round 1 uppercut ko for strickland IN wherever kuzmut calls home
meta apex hits
>>153612931Raped bitch.
Post your Strickland victory celebration breakfast
>>153612931Gaped bitch
>>153612931I'm sorry I doubted you, Sean.
>>153613032light breakfast for the average americansausage mcmuffins are goated thoughever
>>153612931never doubted my n*gga
>>153613032rather small meal for the average man no?
>>153613032that's like 50 bucks dude how do you afford that?
>>153612985>>153613049That ain't a pic of Jon Jones!
>>153612931Im sorry I didnt bet more on you strickland-sama
>>153613032wait you put the stuff on the nare McDonald's table? eww that shits filthy as shit your foods contaminated
why are they like this
>>153605233kek
>>153613190Josh Bones Vones
>>153607297Rogan was looking for his seat belt at one point during this show. Such lolz
>>153613032I'd say that's an average amount of food for an American no?
now everyone will throw their cup, happy?
>>153605233
>>153610980dricus solved it because he's one of the smartest fighters of all time (iq over 100) but dricus is also a gorilla monster golem who can treat sean like a female boxer. most fighters just can't take the heat even if it's a simple game.
feed medic a lhw and he knocks them out
>>153613607Rogan probably front row with the thousand cock stare on his face
>>153613755Orolbai victim
>>153605727commentary reflexively defending a shine you never see that!
>>153613787wrong. he would have immediately turned to DC and asked him if they still wear steel cups and follow up by pointing out they can be used as a fulcrum in an armbar. people forget man
>>153613032Based McD's enjoyer
>>153613831
>>153613831Orolbai is a freak he needs to fight more
>>153614098He’s fighting Chris Curtis
>>153614098He's fighting Curtis Blaydes
say what you will about him, but i find it fun to say Myktybek Orolbais name
Paramount+ deal? CANCELLED
>>153614140
Tito's cantina? bought and repurposed
>>153614204>Curtis Blaydes>Chris Curtis>Curtis Blaydes>Chris Curtis
>>153614140 he's finner strangle curtis
I can't fucking see, my Oroblai is fucked
>>153613032For me, it's 'za
>>153614554this is false and slanderous
>>153614803what the body must do to fight and digest all that is truly remarkable
strickbeast saved MMAAGAIN
>>153614560what the hell
>>153614803who's the skirt
>>153614803support TKO AND DANA WHITE AND ARIDADDY
>>153615158They will devour us
>BEASTpuria knocks out Pigslam>StrickBEAST technically knocks out Cumsplat>KhaBITCH still runningBad BAD year for goatfuckers
They own us.
>>153615445We have Rizzler Kuniev primed and Usmeng Nurmagomedov in the wings.
fucking pizza hut is shit kp is shit and even the local makwans is shit wtf am i supposed to do
It's Little Caesars or don't bang
La raza bros... MAGA is too powerful
>>153615862we don't have that in this miserable shithole
USA just heemed Canada
>>153615511These guys are my heroes
we know
Strickgaped’s porkhole may be prolapsed enough to handle Zatdaddy’s BBC raw. He TWPiglet finna squirt upon impact doe
>>153616444good fucking game
>>153616444see >>153616594not intended for>153616550>153616609
South Flo niggas be like Strickbitch just heemed my picks!
Finland finished 23rd of 29 countries in the 2026 Winter Olympics.
>>153616758Oy very!
>>153616862they won bronze in hockey the only sport that matters
>>153616862nobody watches that shit bruh uros fucking medic
Strickland becoming the MW champ after beating a bloated lightweight ? Uuhh Idk, maybe
>>153616862you've been waiting for this haven't you
Fluffy would have got heemed by de ridder desu
>>153617314Possible but De shitter has one round of gas. He’d need to land the meme knee quickly
>>153617153It was a tune up against a guy with supposed legendary cardio and great wrestling who Sean just iced out completely. This fight was basically how does Sean gameplan for khamzat
Kadyrov Junior's bride is OFF LIMITS
>>153617512He went the full 5 with raper tho his cardio is fine all in brandon allen is a muh fuckin problem thats all
....
>>153616991better bronze than silver
>>153617512Its not gas it's willpower. Ridder pussies out if you wont fold
Respectfully but also factually
>>153617512>>153617609nah he flushed himself taking too many fights, cuts a shitload of weight
rdr is actually good
Look what Daddy bought his little sissyXhe is so cute....
>>153617691Fluffy can be folded to the body but if RDR concedes to the grappling match fluffy melts him >>153617724I was assuming the fight taking place when it was originally booked
>>153617724Nope simply not true overload isn't real look at Volk for example he was flushed 10 times over in the span of 2 months and came up like Christ. Allen had Reinier's number, all there is to it. The Al Iaquinta to De Ridder's Kevin Lee
Oh dear.....
>>153617915There is nothing halal about this image
>>153617835Idk about that de rider has good ground game and fluffies is hella elementary he just cardiomogs people
canadians are so fucking stupid
Canadians are so fucking awesome
>>153604503I was the first one to post that in the gamethread
>>153617814Daddyrov is so cool and based!How come us pink piggies get a dementia diaper pedo instead? We’re so inferior to sexy muzdaddies….
canada doesnt have a champ. doesnt have a major gold. gonna be a tough 4 years b talmbout relation rituals
>warlordoh yeah, what war did he win then?
>>153617724This is the story of 2025. Merab and RDR looking unbeatable but then getting dog walked cause they're 35 and expecting young man recovery.
>>153618380upvote
>>153603551Move to PA and see if he can repeat (he can’t)
>>153618076Proper BBC beatdown.
>>153618534Always fade extended fight streaks like that
RDR looked unbeatable when he was getting dropped by the corpse of Reddit rob and desperately glove grabbing to survive
>>153618366many are saying this
>>153618380Thank you for your contribution
why is sweetden so cool
https://youtube.com/shorts/hbIvZjdV_A0?si=Yw3c5jVaElJJLwLrAre weight classes even real, featherweight Melquizael Costa sparring with middleweight Robocop and he doesn't look that much smaller
Seans psychological warfare had fluffy in a lax and submissive frame of mind. Sean kept imprinting a big bro lil bro divide on the Mexican and it worked
>>153618847Nit really cause people cut hella weight
Fluffy's achilles heel is that pot belly, the devil's lettuce claims another prospect just like how it ruined nick's career
I'm literally not fat
i'm not fat but i'm overweight, theres a difference
>>153618970>family cage sideget in here this is your interview too said uncle sean
>>153618380Good catch? I rewatched the fight in the morning because I'm a fake one that needed to sleep
>>153619198
>>153619236
>>153619198>i'm not fat but i'm overweight, theres a difference
>>153619273
>>153619292See, that guy was overweight but not fat.
>>153619320you this fat?
>>153619382No.
the logic checks out
>>153619398this is me power slap champ
alright take care heem
>>153619424>LM cigsVery based
>>153619491come here
>>153619481Looking good buddy
>>153619547>l&m>based>tf>tplolmao>>153619557really need to go i'm afraid
>>153617633huh?
still not fat though>>153619663it's the oldest cope in the book bappa
>>153619687it was a great tournament close as close can be, 2030 in france is gonna be great. hopefully they have another 4 nations in between these years until the next Olympics.
>>153619627Indeed, glad you can read britjeet.
>>153619567>>153619627my trick? never taking the slap on the chin
>>153619739yeah pretty kino albeit bittersweet, we have a saying that it doesn't matter who wins the most important thing is that sweden loses
Another strickbeast thread
>>153619897kek Sweden had a terrible coach this year.
AND STILL>>153619960>>153619960>>153619960
You're saying that finnish snowniggers only managed to win a bronze in the snowniggerlympics
>>153619948bones
>>153620000Mongolian genes. They're not white
>>153620000driving and drinking. all they export
>>153620000We won gold in theory
