The league win is in sight edition
i'm blacki'm gayi'm a gooner
>>153603262Fake fan
Arteta out.
>>153603220>The league win is in sight for City editionFTFY
>>153604574>in sightit's guaranteed at this point
Win or die mentality needed from now. No draws. Win or lose. If they don't win today God help them, especially after saka new ridiculous contract and Rice's comments. Why give a player who's under performed and keeps getting injured 300k a week? And he's got to change position because he's basically fucked his body. Worth 150k a week tops. Win a league and stay on form and it changes. But 300k.thats going to wreck the club, prevent other signings and everyone will demand more because he's shit and over paid. If he doesnt score today sharteta should be sacked.
>>153604729handing the title to city by losing to spurs would be peak arsenal though lmao
This place is going to be carnage later and you deserve it for being the most arrogant over nothing fanbase in the world Your entire history is a few good domestic seasons with wenger
>>153604830Are there non arrogant big six fanbase?
where exactly did the collapse begin?
I really think amazon did a big mistake when only commissioning one season of the "All or Nothing" Arsenal show. They could've had 4 season of this already (and 5th in the making), LMAO!
>>153605574>All or Nothing>Choose Nothing
>Winter Olympics almost over>No sports to watch now other than Shartetaslop football
>>153605411Liverpool at home.
Not even going to watch today. The back end of this season is just going to go the way of the previous four, or however many chokes we're up to now. Sad thing is it still won't be enough to get rid of coneplacer. As long the champions league money rolls in and the Amerijew owners can continue to justify fleecing fans on ticket prices they won't get rid of him.
In 19/20 Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool had 26 wins and 1 draw after 27 games.Something to remember whenever anyone calls Sharteta an elite manager and gasses up this shit Arsenal team.
I bet Arteta himself asked this question.
This will be looked back on like when Wenger was going out buying shit like Lucas Perez and Mustafi.
Hot take: The banter era is way better than the bottlejob era
>>153609040>keep getting battered by big strong anti-football teams who never win anything>decide to become a big strong anti-football team who never win anythingSharteta masterclass
>>153605935I haven't seen too many people say this but I wholeheartedly agree. In the second half of that game I knew Arteta had truly learned nothing. Spent the whole first half limiting them except for a Saliba and Raya miscommunication and then proceeded to play the second like they were all fucking scared shitless. It made no fucking sense. The first half was just fine but >we literally just stopped trying in the second half except in the 6 minutes of extra time but it was too late by then. Once again setting up to not lose a game rather than actually win it and to no one's surprise, not winning games isn't good enough. Fucking atrocious mentality.
>>153608883what a retarded take, all of the players are great (well maybe apart from Madueke) and are utilized wrong because of Arteta, if it wasn’t for the WC in the summer the manager who follows Arteta would have won the league next season - at his first try.
>>153608883Objectively amazing squad. Give this shit to Allegri and he's winning the PL with over 100 points and 30 1-0 wins
>>153608476The cone placer has essentially brainwashed >our low IQ players and some in the fan base with the self help nonsense he's learned from his wife...unreal
>>153609040He's another one. Norgaard is better than Declan shite and zubelightweight
it can't be that hard to win a premier league, we're not asking for 2, or 3, or even 4. we're simply asking for a singular premier league win to look back on and enjoy the good old times. you get all the moneys, all the players, all the staffs, all the latest technology, yet we're falling short for the 4th season in a row.can't accept that.
Echebenchy Eze
>If you can't handle the pressure of a title challenge, you should leave the clubFraudteta confirming himself he's stepping down by the end of May!>>153608883The _only_ comparison here could be between Perez and Nordeguard - with how both got hardly any chance to play.Other than that, very silly take.
>>153612278the good times were the rice/merino goals we met along the way
>>153610737>allegriHe's even more depressing than Artera
>Trossard starts>Ødegaard on the bench>Kai still ded
>>153614051yeah >we losing.
So all that talk from Arteta about Havertz was complete bollocks then.
>>153603220Arse, hehe
>>153614051>tired players vs spurs who has rested for 2 weeks and interim manager bounce
>>153614378>all that talk from Arteta>was complete bollocks then.Yes. Always has been.
>>153614051i predicteze stinker
>go on X >newcastle fans defending arsenal from dodgy decisions which went city's way Unreal if you think about it. Newcastle fans have been trying to start a rivalry with us for a while but now they're on our side.
>>153614051Prime slopball lineup that. Fully expect another utterly shit performance where we make the opposite look like world beaters.
What kind of performance are we >hoping for, lads? Coming down from a dire draw, to prove something against the crappy Spuds, or maybe coming down from a series of two dire draws with a megastinker? Pic rel.>>153612278>4th season in a rowConsistency > Lightning-in-a-bottle season.
Sp*ds coach saying they'll play to win. Words that will never leave Arteta's mouth.
Today I will remind them
Spurs with 9 billion injuries yet somehow come out with the strongest line up they've had all season.
if they drop points here then arteta out tonight and get a manager who can salvage it
>>153618300enjoy losing that money ya nogood sasafrass
>>153618166Almost like it's a huge fucking game regardless of form or table position or something.
>>153618300>Didn't bet Spuds winDumbass
>>153618766That is exactly what I did dumbass
>since 1882tottenham was in middlesex then
rip gooners
if we don't win I'm done watching football for the seasonthe league is shit and the football is unenjoyableonly entertainment value is the terrible VAR decisions and that just makes me sick more than it makes me laugh
>Spuds squadI've seen better squads in our banter era
god awful games so far today, ready for the pinnacle of disappointment now. City will cruise to another league title, shambolic from Arsenal’s side.
Anyone else realised that all the players who get hair transplants end up becoming shit?
>>153618982Big Gabi got a lot better
>>153618982they have to take DHT blockers to keep the hair so it negatively impacts their testosterone levels
>>153619017imagine being such a pussy instead of just shaving
>>153618982David Silva was good after his
They're already way better than usWe need a new manager bounce stat
Holy shit, an actual shot. That's amazing.
>>153619116He was worse, but was also that fucking good it wasn't noticeable
>drossardJUST FUCKING SHOOT YOU CUNT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU FUCKING COLOSSAL RETARD
Fuckkkk nearly
>widekeres
>Jokeres
ANOTHER shotHoly fuck I am witnessing a miracle.
Inverted Trossard is my favorite offensive gimmick
black lad doing tech for commswhat could go wrong
Kolo Muani scores that btw
wtf gyokeres not immediately tripping over his own feet?
>ynr the ghost of eze
Who activated a fucking EMP?
>rigged
>>153619386This is bad news. This means Jesus is set to start for the next 5 games.
The fuck is going on?!
why are they singing about mesut özil
>>153619479Ref got the call to stop arsenal from pressuring spurs so much
Good momentum for all of 7 minutes and out the window it goes.
>var timewastingThey will not let us win the league. Rigged. Pgmol must be sanctioned
state of this league
>english "football"
City wanted it more tbqhJust gives OGs to Spuds at this point
Can this bullshit get any more amateurish?!
MOMENTUM OVERSPURS WINS
>Gyökeres>Premiership in charge of anything technology related blimey
shit on the counter
>>153619649They already won before the match even started
>two chances inches away from scoring I hate this because the opponent will end up scoring from their first chance
>Salibad>DrossardFucking hell>>153619716Utter lack of urgency + shit decision making + severe risk averseness all makes for such a great counter
>Drossard
>>153619746don’t forget the right handed 0.04xG wonder strike, that’s the goal.
>fatiguemendi >drossard
>>153619746because their first chance will be a fuckup passing around the back
>>153619746And negative IQ mongs will keep jerking off to it saying it's a """"""""""""""""""""""wonder goal"""""""""""""""""""""""""
We deserve to be relegated at this point more than Spuds
>drossard
>>153619746Still have to on target to be "inches away from scoring", thoe.
the longer raya grows his hair, the worse he plays
>gyok giving gray a bloody noseHe's studying the havertz playbook
eze's sprint button must be broken
>>153619873No
Imagine any of >our player having the reaction Spence had and not getting a yellow card for it. I literally can't.
>>153619947>"hey! why is the how to score goals chapter missing?"
Unless we score in the next 5/10 minutes we'll gradually regress like we usually do, and will be hanging on for dear life in the second half.
drossard has not been good today
Both Trossard and Martinelli need to fuck off, equally as useless.
This performance is relegation tier manSpuds are playing us like fucking puppets
Arteta out now. Fooking rape him
If we don't win I end it.
how are >we not at least 2-0 ahead, baffling, Arteta should be made redundant at HT.
>>153620185Goodbye anon...
>playing like shitit's over.
timber needs a fucking break
>>153620222In the Wolves game he got his leg fucked up in like minute 10 or something and was limping around for a good few minutes, not running at all, but guess who still played the whole 90 minutes and looked awful?
Where is White? Is he not on the bench?
>>153620291no
>25 minutes in>0-0>against bottom of the table shitters>wasting timeI want Fagteta out and I want it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
how was that not a yellow
these y!ds can't get booked
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What a weird goal.
APOLOGIZE
THE TORMENTOR OF TOTTENHAM
EZE AGAIN OLE OLE
FINALLYLETS NOW FALL BACK DEEP AND DEFEND DESPERATELY FOR THE REMINDER OF THE GAME AS IT IS ALREADY IN THE BAAAAG
What did spurs do to upset Eze so much?
>60m for le destroy tottenham man then disappearmoney well spent.
>>153614781i apologise
Eze fucking hates Tottenham, top kek.
Fucking rice just clear the ball why is he holding it when he's surrounding by 4 guys
Now to see if >we will collapse instantaneously or sit back and defend for the remaining 60 odd minutes being scar-Oh oops, didn't even get to finish typing lmao
>>153620125I am happier to have players who make mistakes because they try things than ones who have no heart
>>153620454Asked him to come there.
lmao.
>>153620454Eze's a Hale End lad anonThey were retarded enough to think he's gonna pick Spuds over Arsenal
Kek classic arselel. Score a goal, game opens up and we dont know how to deal with it
>best defence in europewhat happened to them
>SCORE A GOAL INTO COLLAPSEHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHEVERY SINGLE FUCKING GAMEARTETA OUT
messing around at the back bullshit again
I fucking hate this team,HOW CAN YOU ALWAYS CONCEDE A GOAL SO QUICKLY AFTER SCORING ONE FFS
KWAB
>>153619793
Didn't even get a fucking chance to say inevitable. >We're getting so much better at these.
LOL fuck me
I FUCKING TOLD YOUSPURS IS GONNA DESTROY US
Raya…
>le mentality hardmanarroz you numpty
That's 2 goals from 2 mistakes back to back. Meanwhile the opponents can make 100 and wont get punished for them
Jesus this team is hopeless. Cant even blame Arteta for that, this is just a lack of mentality
WHAT DID I SAY?! I SAID DEFEND YOU FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCKING FUUUUUUCKS!DEFEND!
IMPERIOUS FROM DECLAN SHITE
>Gabriel last game and Rice todayI thought those two were supposed to be our strongmind players. If they are crumbling then we are fucked
Absolute mentality midgets, fucking pathetic. We'll completely fall to pieces now, just watch the cowardly cunts.
>>153620636This
————-loser jokerestosser———-hard———-soccer—declan shite—-whobamendihandicap-badbriel-shitliba-timberrrrr—————david gaya
>>153620636As far as Arse players go...
>BakaIf that was Martinelli he's get fucking crucified
>sucka
SACKARTETANOW
BUKRAPPO SUCKA WHAT A GOAL!!!!
>>153620612Eze's goal came from a mistake from the right back letting Saka in tho.
>>153620636Can only be so strongmind when you have the biggest coward in the league managing you
Can't remember the last time we conceded a well worked goal. Brentford was a throw in, wolves was a screamer and a mistake, mistake again today.
We aren't winning shit bros. Only question at this point is if the title race makes it to the game at the Etihad
>>153620764utd a mistake and 2 screamersit's bottlejob shit
How are we not scoring these chances centimeters from the post 3 times now
>saka in behind>gyokeres in the middle>saka cuts back>£300k a week>will get injured for 2 months this game
>drossardIt's a miracle that he even tried so I'll take that
saka's so fucking greedy, it's maddening
Tottenham wins the UCL this season
>>153620844I don't mind is as long as he shoots, which is what he used to do but the "dont shoot" disease seems to have infected hj too
>>153620844Unless he's got Jesus playing up front. In which case he becomes selfless all for Jesus to fucking completely miss the goal.
tottenham scoring right after is living prof you can force a goal if you just try harder. why don't they just try harder?
should be 4-0 up at this point, fucking embarrassing the lot, from back to front.
>>153620923Because every team is better than us this seasonWhy even bother?
Someone fucking cross already
Rice being performative again lol
lmao that was a premium cross opportunity. Gyok had 1 guy under his arm
>>153621024Wish grantedTottenham scores via cross later
Gyok has been fouled like twice during a chance
That should've been a red
THIS TEAM IS FUCKING DOG SHIT
Take rice off. He's too emotional. He's playing like shit.
>arroz
>jokeresJesus christ
YES YOU FUCKING MONG TAKE MORE TOUCHES
literally stoke city tactics
>>153621139for who? nørgaard? arteta hates him
>>153621174don't remember stoke pointlessly dribbling in the box
Is Big Gabi the most Brazilian man ever?
is arteta telling them to take 10 touches before shooting what the fuck are these dickheads doing
I said this a few days ago, every mistake we make gets punished 100% of the time. They've had one touch in our box and it was the goal. I've never seen a team so cursed with misfortune than this club over the last 30 years
If Tottenham hired Tudor way earlier they'd be +10 points in front right now
>>153621218>we make gets punished 100% of the timebecause they're set up to pass it around not defend
>>153621204you didnt watch when they had bojan and shaqiri
I dont understand how we always flub so many clear chances every game
>>153621212They were instructed to only ever shoot when the xG is above 0.4.
This ends 2-1 to spuds. Screencap it
>>153621233please, they're actual shit. Just that >we can't score nor defend.
nevermind "I can't score"these niggers can't shoot
>>153621250Lots of teams are like this, but they dont concede a goal from 100% conversion rate. The last 3 goals were all 100% conversion rates (1 shot on target 1 goal)
bring cesc home
>>153621291Nah it's proof that we're actually the worst team on the Prem by farWe're just extremely lucky this seasonIf fate wasn't kind we'd be in Relegation territory right now
with the amount of chances created arsenal should have about 30 shots/gameinstead they end up with less than 15 because they try to find the perfect chance instead of just smashing it and hoping for a deflection or a nutmegdrives me mad
>>153613712He's more of a winner than Arteta it's what you meant.
>Arsenal on paper should beat every team with relative ease>Arsenal in practice are mentally weak faggots with a loser coachMassive arbitrage opportunity, should have started betting against Arsenal earlier
>29 touches in the box vs 1The hate I feel in my bones is unnatural.
>Can't beat top table teams>Can't beat mid table teams>Can't beat relegation shittersWhy are we still keeping Arteta?
>>153621392Arsenal on paper should be 10th
>>153621378I don't even think it has to do with finding the perfect chance as the Wenger days. We are just not creative or good enough technically to create proper chances to shoot. We had like 4-5 great counters in this half but didn't get a single shot off.This is not a new issue. It has been in the Arsenal DNA for at least 10 years.
this squad could've run away with the league with a coach that just told them to shoot lmao
>>153621445Sports books wouldn't be giving the odds they're giving if that were true. The gap between expected and actual performance is proof of how bad this club's mental is. The things you can't account for in an algorithm.
>>15362145829 touches in the box says otherwise
>>153621392Everyone with a literal brain knows we will bottle the league anywayThe Sunderland draw was the sign that the league was not ours for the taking
>>153621445Arsenal are mathematically 9th this seasonIt's impossible for us to end up at 10th
>>153621554Sharteta masterclass
>>153621458>We are just not creative or good enough technically to create proper chances to shootExcept >we keep taking a billion fucking touches and passes to do exactly that. If >we weren't good enough for it, >we'd just fucking shoot. But >we don't. >We're fucking deathly allergic to taking shots without building it up to like 0.9 xG apparently
>Eighth time since Christmas we’ve conceded within 12 minutes of scoring.
to think >we used to get to watch wengerball
>>153621503Should have been betting against them then lil nigga. I'm going to buy a house and some slaves in the Philippines with my winnings.
We need to start #rapeartetaIt's the only way to save this season
>>153621667>29 missed chancesVs>1 capitalised opportunityThese stat queers are the worst
Zubimendi ghosting yet again, complete nothing player.
>>153621667This just shows that Tottenham are a way better team than usI won't be surprised if they end up getting a European position this season
>>153621667GOTTA BUILD THAT FUCKING XG OH BOYNO SIR I WILL NOT TAKE A SHOT NOPE NO SIREE
>>153621502I don't think it does. 29 touches in this game just shows how many times we have attacked Spurs. It is not like we enter the box and then pass it around. We have entered the box and then lost the ball, crossed it or failed a shot.>>153621624I can't think of a single chance where we didn't shoot when we had the opportunity today
OH WHAT THE FUCK NOT AGAIN
used to get to watch henry, robin van persie, bergkamp
CAN THOSE IDIOT REFS FUCK OF FALREADYWHAT WERE THEY DOING ON THE HT?!
GYOKKKKKK
Based Gaya!Cringe everyone else!
>>153621945i did that
I think the Invincibles put the Icarus curse on >us lads. If only we knew how good we had it back in those days.At least Arsenal scored again ;D!
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Holy FUARK. Finally a real fucking GÖAL
BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK BIG VIK
That's the first time I've seen these players go straight to gyokeres in ages, like months
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK???????
>We never shoot
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "JUST SCORE" WTF!?
BANE?
>touch once>shoot>scorenot that complicated
TURNS OUT YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE 30 FUCKING BILLION TOUCHES OR KEEP PASSING IT 90 FUCKING TRILLION TIMESWHO KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
you can just score you knowjust shoot it and wa la
LOOOOOOLLLLLLLSTADIUM IS REAL QUIET NOW BIG VIK
>pass to gyokeres>he scores>saka will continue to get in behind and cut back instead
Need the photo of Gyokinho celebrating with the Gay Black Trans Gooners
>>153622091You know what the neat part is? >WE WON'T FUCKING LEARN FROM THIS GAME AT ALL
>>153622077Imagine if >we were shooting.29 touches this very game (1st half)...
>>153622129you forgot muslim
Okay lads, give the ball away, get back deep and panic defend just like the champions do. >We got this.
>eze
Correct. >We pass it around far too fucking much and take way too many touches 90% of the time. Goals like these are literal fucking miracles considering the way >we play.
i know lets park the bus now maybe itll work this week
That's the most blatant foul
timber needs to come off
HOW DO THEY KEEP FUCKING LETTING IN GOALS AFTER SCORING
INEVITABLETurns out when you don't fucking faff about and just FUCKING SHOOT YOU CAN SCORE GOALS>Gabi xlThat's fucking embarrassing.
hahahaha wtf he didnt push at all lmfao what a cheater
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
Oh look, Mustafi's back (lmao).
Based flopriel, now stop giving the fucking ball away
don't know why gabriel does thatrarely gets called a foul
Holy VARsenal
Holy fuck, it was disallowed. If >we don't win the league with this much fucking good grace from PGMOL then honestly just burn the fucking club down
same old Arsenal always cheating
that was fucking disgusting by gabriel
he literally just fell down and var confirmed it and you guys still think var and refs are out to get you
>>153622345think they're compensating for fucking arsenal in the first half of the season
I don't think I have ever seen Saka falling over this easily in a game before.
>>153622345Literally, this is so dumb how the referees are retarded. The newcastle game has that exact same action and it wasnt called. This inconsistentcy is so retarded the refeeres in this league must be flayed
>>153622345It was obviously a foul. Although I am surprised they gave it.
>>153622430you are a retard
>Relying on dives to win nowYikes
>>153622405Wasn't he more climbing than pushing in the Newcastle game?What the hell that ball was never over the line
>>1536224472 handed push in the back is a foul50-50 whether it gets given though
How much of a cunt is Gary Neville? He is a massive fucking cunt.
>>153622447ThisThe real game is 2-2
>>153622482feel free to post evidence that he pushed him pro tip you cant
EZEEEEEE
>>153622447I am not. Pushing someone with both hands as they are about to jump is a foul. It has always been and it is very rarely not a foul
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>>153622542except that didnt happen and youre a biased retard for thinking it did
MY FUCKING ANTISEMITE
THE SLAYER OF SPUDS
EZE IS ACTIVATED
EZE AND BIG COCK GYOK
60m well spent
LMAO, HOW THE FUCK HE ONLY SCORE AGAINST SPUDSwhat is this meme magic
last time a player got a hat trick against the same side twice in the league in one season? suarez against norwich?
>Spend 60 million to spend Spuds in the championshipkek
Cheating fucking faggots
Can you imagine the fucking atrocities Martinelli would have heard if he played the exact same way Saka has been playing this match?>>153622384This season? I can't remember too many wrong calls going against >us this season, especially in the first half. The Aina handball is the only one that comes to mind.
Fuck's sake, right after scoring he goes to fucking PASS THE BALL AGAIN IN THE FUCKING BOX INSTEAD OF SHOOTINGJUST SHOOT BRO YOU'RE ON A FUCKING HAT TRICK
Eze is what people think Saka is
Time to completely shut down and let the opposition score 2 goals in the last 15 minutes
>>153622656Whoa there, calm down! We don't need to go that far with insults to Spurs and their fans
>>153622658a lot of overruled pens iirc
>drossardI feel bad for him now
Trossard has been extremely bad today (again)
screencap of the thomas frank blow up doll???
FUCK IT WE SEND MLS AS LW
I have been impressed by the sportsmanship of Kolo Muani
>RicharlisonFor the love of god Raya, don't leave your fucking post>>153622739Huh. Can't say I remember any in particular. There was also that weird fucking Saliba incident though that a panel 3 to 2 decided should have been a penalty but wasn't given, probably because it was so up in the air.
Bring on martinelli for the counter
>DrossardBro please. I'm fucking begging you.
>>153622834saka and gyok both had pens overturned both situations I've seen pens given for the same situations this season
>>153622824I mean you gotta be humble after getting humiliated at the WC
>Bakabruh
you know youre shit when eze and gyok both score on youeven mansfield could shut them down kek
saka: I SHALL NOT PASS
Gabriel's brilliant dive was the turning point of the game.
>gyok touches opponentfree kick>gyok wrestled to the groundplay on
>>153622966It could have been (had Spurs scored). The big questions is if he would have gotten the free kick without the dive.
>>153622924>saka and gyok both had pens overturnedStill doesn't ring a bell but I don't doubt you. I just don't remember is all.
>>153622997It really is weird how literally NOTHING done to Gyokeres is considered a foul. He can be absolutely manhandled and thrown to the floor and the ref would just say play on.
>>153622924>saka and gyok both had pens overturnedWas Saka the one where the defender got the ball first? And then that same weekend or the weekend after someone else got a penalty for the exact same thing?
>>153623082We have done the same to Kolo Muani. I don't understand why anyone want to play striker when the defenders are allowed to do so much nowadays.
>>153623085fulhamdefender went through saka's knee and grazed the ball afterwards
>>153623144Oh, was the Gyokeres one where Pope wiped him out with his knee? I remember that now. I think it was Pope at least.
>DerbyMan it would be nice to beat shitters like that wouldn't it?Oh wait...
naming my son Ezewhy does it look like he's always just flailing his limbs
sharteta why
>>153622961his greed sickens meit comes off as egomaniacal, not like hes desperate to win but HE has to win
>>153623219yeahseen multiple pens given for the same thingapparently getting the ball after a foul negates the foul when it's arsenal
>>153623230>why does it look like he's always just flailing his limbsEze or Ødegaard? I've always noticed that about Ødegaard. He's like a wacky inflatable tube man thing. Constantly.
>>153623219That was also a "he got the ball so no penalty" decision I think. I don't think any of those two are mistakes or getting fucked by the refs. I argued a lot about the Brighton penalty last year when Joao Pedro headed the ball on Saliba's head and then they clashed. If you get the ball and it is not a dangerous challenge then it is no foul (my personal opinion).
OH WHEN THE SPURSGO WALKING HOME
>>153623312i meant Eze but yeah he does also
>>153623324if they applied it consistently I'd be fine with itI just watch a lot of football so I see them constantly flip floping on everything
There goes the focus
bad at pressingbad at counterattackingarteta's arsenal are the antithesis of klopp's liverpool
>Spudslollmao even
ALMOST AN EQUALIZER
RAYA
>>153623380>I just watch a lot of football so I see them constantly flip floping on everythingI think that one is pretty consistently not a foul. But sometimes they still give a foul. Jesus got a penalty when we chased a win a couple of seasons back when I thought it was good defending (defender got the ball but apparently "not enough" of it)
I really don't understand what goes through Rice's mind sometimes.
>>153623426I wouldn't say we are bad at pressing. We are a decent pressing side. Although I agree that we are bad at counterattacking (probably the worst team in the league).
where's norgaard
>Gary Neville saying something positive about a non-English Arsenal playerNever thought I'd see the day
>>153623506who's the swedish schizo in the match thread?
saka you fucking retard
>saka deadFuck my stupid chungus life
>>153623516Only plays in cups. He has 35 minutes of PL game time over 4 appearances this season while being available almost all the time.That is not a free kick referee.
>saka ded again
>>153623593>>153623577hes wasting time
Oh no. Not Saka. Who has been so... well he's been you know. He's. I mean, that's our star boy and 300kpw player. Oh noo.
>>153623558Don't know, but you made me enter the match thread to find out.
prefer madookie anyway
Rolled his ankle RIP see you in 4-6 weeks
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TOTTENHAM
Raya sus moments on freekicks loading
>+7FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
7???? FUCK OFF
7mins for what
When the fuck was the last time spacka didn't limp off the pitch?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HOLD ON THE BALL INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY GIVING IT AWAY AND INVITING PRESSUREHOW DO YOU NEVER FUCKING LEARN AFTER SO MANY YEARS???????????
>gyokeres motmFair. Eze was in for a shout too. Hincapie has been immense too.
As if Spurs are gonna do anything at all in these 7 mins.
>>153623704moan about us diving and nothing else
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhBIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC BIG VIC v>>153623701Definite MotM now lmao
>pass to gyok>wincrazy huh
GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES GOATKERES
GYÖK
BIG YOKEOKE
>4-1 againOH NO NO NO thank you based Dr. Tottenham
ABOUT DAMN TIME ODEGAARD DOES HIS JOB
LMAAOOOOOITS ZE ISTORY OF ZE TOTTENHAM
TURNS OUT IF YOU JUST GIVE HIM THE FUCKING BALL IN FUCKING FRONT OF HIM HE CAN SHOOT AND MAYBE HE CAN SCOREWHO COULDA FUCKING THUNK IT???????????????????????????/
if only Forest and Wet Spam won, god damn.
absolutely goat scorers goal
>>153623741Also concede a 4th
Odegaard still played that a step too late but it's an improvement to make the pass at all
>>153623798Being injured and not in the squad makes it difficult to do things on the pitch it seems
>>153623818BELIEVE ANONSPUDS WILL FLUSH DOWN
Eze really loves a goal against spuds.
thanks for the +7 actually, GD will be important
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL?
Ez(e) dub
NEVER IN DOUBT
is saka dead? i couldn't watch for a few mins
#Signings
>>153623924Arteta still out, should have been 2-2
GYOK BANE OF THE MATCH
Needed that second half BADLY. Loved every second of it.
60 MILLION WELL SPENTGOODBYE SPUDS
>>153618480ayylmao
need havertz back to fully unlock the gyok desu
Haters absolutely seething
Finally, a week rest
1-4 very good result, BUT Spuds were robbed with that Kwabriel dive ngl. Seen such a "foul" happen billion a times and, if the situation was reversed, I'd be fuming, seething and malding for the coming week. Not really my problem since it happened in >our favour, but still.Anyway, moderately sized shame Big Ease didn't bag in 3. Hope (lol, lmao) it means the handbrake is off and >we start scoring proppa goals from now on. The Quad is ON!
Stop celebrating like you've won something, get off the pitch and treat these shitters with the disdain they deserve. This result means absolutely nothing if you don't turn up in any other games.
gyokeres really not beating the allegations he only scores against relegation fodder
They really have a shocking record at their new stadium.
>>153623816his hold up and distribution was on point. its almost like thats a viable strategy, like you pass you move into space and you get it back... whodathunkit
>>153624034you're a big dumb bitch
>taking a poo in the toilet bowl
Okay.Off fro the closing ceremony now.Cheers.>>153624042>won somethingWon the game, innit. Local rivalry too, innit. In the regular league season, innit. It do be "something", innit.
>>153624073OH YEAH that's their 46th home defeat in the league at their new stadium. We're at 49 at the Emirates. Overtake happening very soon.
We should be up in in the high 60s points wise, but meh.
>>153624068Portuguese league is about the same level as premier league relegation fodder so it makes sense.
>>153620185>>153620214
>>153624034bad sub. zubi comes off for ide not eze, he was a shitter all game and hiding. for a pivot player thats really fuckin bad. he aint got the stones yet.
>>153624128I think we are where we are supposed to be. We lost points in the last minute in some games but we also won points in the last minute in some games as well as luckily didn't concede late in some games. We are not a great title challenger this season either but it might be enough because no one else is.
Still would have liked norgaard to close the final 10-15 minutes of games when we have leads. Fresh legs mean so much this half of the season. (New transfers coming in the summer will also be key for next season after another grueling world cup but that's a discussion for another day).Onto hosting Chelsea next. Need a minimum 2-0 win.
>>15362412861 is about the expected points so it's fine, but City should have less
City are away to Leeds next. Leeds pls.
>>153624128>>153624212+10 points with all the shitty ass draws (as I pointed out myself in the previous thread or the one before). Ten fucking points dropped for no reason whatsoever. If >we come short for anything below that in the end...
Love that the Philippines schizo has spammed the thread all game desperate for us to lose, none of his predictions came true and nobody ever even replied to him. gj lads>>153603220Also what the fuck is this OP?
>>153624287>Also what the fuck is this OP?She had it in her grasp, but in the end, it all came crumbling down, innit.
We go again next week
spurs are bad manthey're not meant to be this bad
Eze:>5 goals in 2 games vs spurs >1 goal in 21 apps vs everyone else Hilarious curse
>>153624287I've been on a 72h hiatus due to conflicts with this fine facility's janitorial services.
What's going on with Gyokeres? His technique has improved so much lately. What was that back heel pass to Eze? Filthy stuff.
>>153624365All Berta has to do now, is to find 17 other blokes with similar stats for all the other teams.
City fans chimping out about the foul on gabriel is hilarious when they got away with murder yesterday
>>153624438Maybe he siphoned some technique from Trossard because the Belgian looks terrible.I guess form and self esteem is a thing
RIGGED FOR ARSENAL
Shoutout to Spurs. They took 5 points off City this season and held 8 goals to the Arsenal. Much appreciated lads.
>>153624438He eased into the league and gelled with the team.
them booing eze those cunts what'd he ever do to them? He never even played for them
Eze didnt have a shot on target between his hattrick at the Emirates and today
>>153624605 posted him in a spurs kit on the twitter hours before he signed
>>153624538What difference does this make? Why do Brits seem to sperg about it?
Big Vik will be crucial for us going forward
https://x.com/ukcontentvault/status/2025609607993831821>bong lad gets arrested for bantering spuds fans with yid army chantwew lad every day is a new low
i remember aiming for 60 points for top 4 and subbing yossi benayoun on
Kek
>>153624671>Streamerdo we have those livestreamer cunts over here now
we've done it, lads. the league is ours
>>153624671pathetic country
>>153624703Spurs are awful and they've hired a literal retard now
>>153624644glad you know, ode
RAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The stewards who removed the flair are the first Tottenham employees to get a touch in the Arsenal penalty area since the 52nd minute
>>153624128i think if this team had to actually chase a lead it would already be overthey seem so mentally weak. think they can do it if they front run long enough though as stupid as that sounds
did you know any spud fans growing up? were they kind people?
I want to watch soccer. Which teams should I band wagon?
10 Games Left This is the run in
>>153624920Only met one spurs fan in my life and he was a fat Indian who didnt watch football
>>153624325youre gonna lose that one too you nincompoop
>>153624967You're a plastic, so Wrexham
>>153624978Actually I've met 2 spurs fans and both were Indians and neither of them watch football. Neither could tell me why they support spurs.
>>153624671the absolute state of u
>>153624967I know one spurs fan. He's a cunt.Constantly cheats on his Mrs, has at least 3 kids he doesn't see by random women.He also got banned from coaching a local youth team for bullying and beating the players.He coached U14Kek
>>153624967derby county, celta vigo and sampdoria
>>153624671madness
Good game, a much-needed response after the Wolves debacle.>>153624644Gyok looked great today, impressed with his hold-up and link play as well as the goals. How many goals is he on now in all comps? Must be close to 15 yeah?>>153624703Mom's spaghetti
>>153624920I have lived in North London (Spurs alleged territory) and Hertfordshire (Spurs real territory) and have met many Spurs fans. They are not usually passionate about supporting their team or football in general. Propper middle-class fair-weathered fans.
Nobody mentioning how immense mosquera was today. Arguably the best player on the pitch after he came on nobody could get past him.
>>153624920Spurs fans are delusionals
>>153625175only 12m, thank you berta
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMbShyvsIIw
>>153625376The entire transfer is weird because it's not like he was some unknown guy. He had 2 seasons of first team football in Spain and was in their national under 21 team. He wasn't just some talented sub like nwaneri. He played a ton of minutes hence why he's so mature for his age. Missed opportunity for everyone else is our gain so I'll take it.
>>153625585Everyone was gonna wait for a free transfer on him but he wisely told the club to sell him so they get at least a little money back.
New silver member just dropped lads
>>153625986
>>153625974tottenham managers love this team more than active users in the general(Pilipino flag pls kys)
jesus christ
>>153626442What was the best /arse/ goal out of all these fixtures?
I do not feel bad for those who suffer from Arsenal derangement syndrome
>>153626024this is way too forgiving, the wolves match should have dropped him firmly into OUT territory
>>153626442Their new stadium is basically a second home for Arsenal now.
>>153626442I really liked the one earlier this season, that game was magic
>>153626487Odegaard 2023 away comes to mind, nice shot from outside the box
the pitch was too pitchy, the spurs was too spursy
>>153626531You’d have to introduce a factor to multiply the fraudulence score change by that is calculated off of the opposing teams league position or points they have. Using the opponents current points complicates it a bit more as you would need historical data on points totals at that game week for it to be a meaningful factor.The current tool is very rudimentary. Not even an adjustment for goals conceded in a loss/win. We would need to introduce fractional fraudulence movement with decimals as well
We are back aren’t we
>>153627276never left mate
for the /calle/ enthusiasts
>>153627426Holy shit. Gyokeres getting two is big too. Those rotten little cunts are free 6 points. Keep smashing those goals and make Tottenham >our bitch.
Tottenshite should be very grateful for arsenal bringing a premier league title to north London. If they weren't such miserable bitter low life's they'd take motivation. Their second half collapse was so catastrophic, I had bet on a draw at half time. I was sure arsenal would crumble given the past few weeks. I was pleasantly shocked to see them play like men. Tottenham genuinely played like women.
Big Vik should lurk around full backs, they are light enough to push around.
>>153627737>>153627737>>153627737cheeky early new thread
>>153626442>5 points dropped in 6 yearsFRAUDTETA FUCKING OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>153624091His hold up play is really weird. Sometimes it's just fantastic but other times you'd think he's never played football before. But nothing can be said about his goal scoring capabilities imo. Every time >we put the ball in a decent enough position for him, he's made the keeper sweat. Something >we never fucking do. All he needs is a decent fucking ball but >we're too busy passing it sideways for fucking ever. Or taking a billion touches. I could not tell you how many touches Trossard had today IN THE FUCKING BOX. Ridiculous.
We did it. How dumb do you have to be to take the spurs job by the way. And I have a thread coming up on that later this week
>>153624128Should have had at least 6 more points but it is what it is I guess.
>>153625175He's great. Didn't faff about. Didn't take any chances. Just said fuck off to everyone and everything.
>spudsWhat's his reaction to this result
>>153624920I'm friends with someone whose a spurs season ticket holder. He wasn't sure if he was gay when he was younger, so decided the best way to find out was to suck another man off. That experience affirmed he wasn't actually gay. Tells you everything you need to know about the average spurs fan
>>153625564i chuckled when i saw it during the game
