hi
>>153626442arteta has been mandhandling spurs and chelshit in the past 5 years
>>153627836WWWDWWWWW
gay gooners
>>153627953IVAN TUDOR IS A SILVER MEMBER
>>153627836based off form, arsenal's next 4 games are more winnable than city's
Gyok goal kinoPoast webm
>>153627836Hello spaghetti
Called itGyokeres I said top 10 goal scoring after brace Watched game until gyokeres golazo then knew it was over I went to the supermarket for a radler and marshmallows will explain all later God bless, my child's
>>153627836the supercomputer says city will win the league by 2 points
>>153627866How many trophies do you et for that?
Oh no the celebration police are after us again!Anyway.
>>153629011>can't celebrate a goal
I’m not being funny but taking eze off was fucking criminal
>>153629011Not sure why this didn't apply to Poop yesterday
>>153628646What did I tell you all two months ago. Gyokeres, top 10 striker after a brace. And he's just getting started. All soccer media is retarded calling this guy a flop, and you idiots all fell for it
>>153629011Jesus Christ how fucking miserable are these people? We're fucking insanely miserable here at /arse/ but even we don't do this shit.
Don't forget to give the faggots in /epl/ a hard time
Thought they'd sit back and defend like bitches again. But they actually put them to the sword and kept pressure. Who would have known keeping scoring threats in the game would actually help you win. Tottenshart stayed defensive, didn't commit to counters. Arsenal didn't get involved in scrappy midfield battles. The more direct style really shone through today.
The ode to gyokores goal that we should've seen way more this season, funny how we destroy teams when we are positive and play one touch quick footy, those brentford and wolves games along with that disallowed spurs goal hopefully finally taught Arteta the lesson that offense is the best defence instead of giving possession to garbage teams and conceding retarded goals
>>153629011>destroy rivals in a pressure game and putting pressure on them to not drop after they've gone the whole year without a PL win>hurr don't celebrate Sick of the yiddish media and it's gaslighting, but that'll make winning the thing that much sweeter with the media seethe along with /sp/ seethe
>>153630718>those brentford and wolves games along with that disallowed spurs goal hopefully finally taught Arteta the lessonHow many times this season have we hoped that he had learned his lesson, only to go back to 90 minutes of horseshoeing the next game?
>no corner goal>no owenARTETA OUT
>>153630984Keyword "hopefully", I know he won't learn
Gabixl should've been off after that dive. Dumped a fuckin shitter on us this game. We've got D, wtf. There shouldn't be holy cows in the team. Gyok saved our ass today.
Same energy.
>>153629011Surely he sent the same message to Wolves after the last time, innit. Especially so since it was a draw.
>>153631542Contact was there but Brazil style exaggerated, at least Raya made up for the wolves calamity with that desperate save from richarlisons shot
Was that Odegaard's first pass to Gyokeres?
>>153631799I actually don't know, I thought ode would go back to his 23/24 form with a proper striker to pass to and it took till this stage in the season to see something that looks very promising on paper actually applied
>>153631702It's too risky. It's up to the ref then to award or not. There was a situation where Spence literally had both hands on sakas shoulders like a zombie for ages and no call right in front of the lineref. Ya can't rely on refs to make the right call. Muani had his number today and cooked him. Could've had a red if the ref was a meanie.
He's going to save Arteta's job.
>>153631964Yeah, def not a fan, especially after that Newcastle goal where Gabriel was infringed against
>>153631980Guess who's not getting any passes played to him against Chelsea?
>>153631980first game hes actually looked up to the level required
>>153631679That’s kinda wild tbf.
>>153632051Raya lmao
>>153632266and he'll still concede a daft goal.
>>153632266No way. >We take infinitely more risks in >our box than anywhere else on the pitch.
ABA herewhy couldnt dr totteringham just deliver for once
>>153632410chicken on a ball is the most unreliable man in the league, you can never trust him, he will always let you down and break your heart
Gonna miss the free 6 points from the yids next season
Next time Arsenal play them at theirs*, their trumpeter should play The Last Post *Might not be for a few seasons and even then only in a cup match.
the 4 stages of grief
Absolute must-watch video. You see their hearts tear in half over time like when Lisa rejected Ralph. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUXOcAheG2E
>>153629135Called it I called it
Tottenham with their depleted squad are unironically worse than wolves, very real reality that they get relegated
here's your technical leadership, bro
>>153633941It's incredible this guy took this job to basically be the balkan fall guy This is an unprecedented level of idiocyThis isn't a fire it's a nuclear meltdown he walked into If spurs stay up it's because west ham was somehow worse, but they're completely done as a club
>>153633941Lots of teams have depleted squads. We had an injury crisis last season to the point where we only had 2 fit attackers in the entire squad with one being fucking sterling who's worse than all spurs players combined, but we still finished in the top 4. Spurs get a few injuries and they caputulate.
>>153634058>few injuries
>>153634066I think I get it now, you're all fucking idiots and anime watching dweebs on /sp/
>>153634042The goals we've conceded lately are cyraxx tier retarded
>>153634128It doesn't bode well...we started the year on a potentially record breaking defense record
>>153633937>>153629135no offense but that is really not impressive at all. danny fucking welback is in the top 10 strikers currently
>>153634066Last season we had either the 2nd or 3rd longest injury spell of all prem teams. You're forgetting guys like white, odegaard, Gabriel, havertz, saka (and maybe some names i missing) were out for 3 months at a time.
>>153634179It's a absolutely impressive he's a top 5 striker In the EPLBeyond haaland who was gene doping and now fell off the face of the earth and the Brentford giy who's on a garbage team, there are no better strikers than what arsenal has Pretty good for someone the media was saying was the worst signing ever
>>153634179Welbeck has always been a good player but not a great player. SAF rates him very highly in his biography. He even compared welbz to barcas academy products at the time.
>>153634235Also at the current pace he will finish the season top 3
>>153634174We started the year beaten by manure. They outplayed us. We got by on a rice-calafiori goal. Arse had a shitton of luck this year + the merino talisman. Owen goal, fucken fartismelli channeling the brasil in opportune times, set piece oles, the raya supersaves out of nowhere, trossard clutchness. Martinelli cant lob a keeper on the ground from 5 yards to give us crucial game winning goals but he does it to donnarumma with pure no-look panache from the 18. We got some luck this year boyos, but i know were mexiCANs not mexicants.
>>153634401We're getting less luck than any team I've seen in a title race in recent memory. I mean fuck, if there's anything that football fans unanimously agree on it's that refs seem to always favour city. Liverpool fans will never stop talking about that doku high boot.
>>153634042the amount of clowning on him today is proof he has retards revved.
mik on eze in the post match>...He was upset, even with me, because I didn't play him in the other day from the beginning and some of the decisions that I made. And I start to understand how we're going to get the best out of him now.
>>153634476I agree. Its about the same amount of luck as Loserpool last year + salah being shitted on by the gods every match. I rival watched those shitters nearly the entire season, i couldnt believe how lucky they were, but they never ever gave it up. My point was, we can do it, if we go for it the luck is there. Fartismelli will score the goal if he just goes for the brasilian flair and not the shitter safe option.
>>153634671I disagree, they got a ton of luck last year and had the most penalties awarded in all of Europe at one point when arsenal didnt get a penalty at home all season iirc. But yeah we create our own luck.
Did anyone notice berta was celebrating in the dugout at full time
>>153635108*camera zooms out**pans to Vinai beaming with glee in the Spurs executive box*
I'm happy but also sad because I miss merino
>>153634565Lego head can shut the fuck up he’s an idiot. Spurs are shit. Let’s see how we fare against chelshit
>>153634565>Inb4 Eze gets benched for the next 5 games
>>153635778the frank doll was mvp
Nice Gyokeres goal.
https://x.com/AFC_Adi06/status/2025644469421523169
Tottenham kwabspur
>10 games (City have a game in hand)can we do it, lads ?
After that very painful blow in midweek this was the perfect response, I loved every minute of that second half. The exact opposite of the Wolves game.>>153636836It's a great hit but let's face it he's never going to get that much time and space ever again this season. What are Palhinha and Dragusin even doing here?
is there a more unlikeable team in all of sport right now?
>>153634401they gave up like ... 10 g9als or something in the first 20 games, idk somethign like that...they were on pace to be a top 3 all time defensive team this sloppy shit yesterday and agaisnt wolves is really, more than anything, our real propblem for this tittle charge3 idk if its focus or what it is but this is the issue >>153634476picrelif they win it will be the most honest and hard earned title ever absoultey 0 breaks for the gunners
>>153636836for me, this is a golazodoes anyone that is from "espanola" can is chime in with thoughts? for me, it's a golazo it is not so incredible and unique like a zlatan goal butwhat is remarkable is how clean it is, it's a golazo because of how lethal and precise the strike is there is zero friction it's a pure goal so for me that's why it's a golazo
>>153639235for me that's a golazo thre is no doubt there golazo/ɡəʊˈlasəʊ/nouninformala spectacular or impressive goal in soccer."he is almost in a competition with himself to score as many golazos as possible at present"for me that's an impressive goal it is a laser shot, complete composure textbook its like itw as in training
>>153639239we need the espanol contingent to los chime-in, because they have invented this term on univisoin desportest deportes, eh un gordo y la flaca mujeres calienete
>>153639239>>153639235>>153639247that's a golazoi kenw the game was over after the golazo then i went to the supermarket i told u nigas
>>153639108>It's a great hit but let's face it he's never going to get that much time and space ever again this seasonMost of the time he runs out of time and space because nobody passes it to him that early.
>>153639312i saw a niga, this is the fisrt arsenal game i watched since 2012 thenbut i saw this nigga fukcing pressing guys right next to our own box idk u guys tell me any other top 5 striker on the scoring table have that work rate? i doubt itid rather have a player like goykers than haalandcity and arsenal both have 56 goals on the saeason, city has it from gene doper that does literlaly NOTHING other than tap in freebies all year and that one other nigga
>>153638723Can we do it, yes. Will we do it... maybe.
>>153639153it's acutally almost funny how they're the most "accurate" team in the eentire fucking league by farno other team on that table has essentially a 0 difference between their actual goals goals allowed and pts and the expected values what the actual fuck
>>153639398that in itself is a huge anomaly this is like a glitch WHAT IS HAPPENING city is overachieveing by a huge marginwe got this fukcin thing bro im not evne worried any morewe needed a fuckin 4-1 too man, we needed a result like this LET'S FUCKIN GO GUNENRS FUCK SHIT NIGGER BITCH CUNT SLUT LET'S FUCKIN GO!
>>153639407ALLAHU AKBAR!
>>153636007Yeah that was funny
>>153636007
>>153639462Lmao
>>153627836Chelsea should be white or translucent.
>>153635108Rare smile from Berta. /arse/ will still claim that he doesnt get along with Arteta.
This is the IDEAL situation btwWe lose no matter what happens
>>153639350my wife Carlacan't believe she was a teenager then but a mom now
>>153639544Wait so we're not finishing below Villa, Man Utd not even SPURS? What happened? Clown.
>>153639544If we can get 88 points I think we will win the title. Surely Man City won't win every game. If they do, then fair play to them they are deserved winners.Realistic scenario (for me) is City ends on 85-87 points and we end on 82-87.
if >we win and >spuds lose this weekend, we’ll get the earliest St. Totteringham’s day in PL historycurrent earliest is 07/08
>>153639588What part of IDEAL are you not getting anon?This is where we win every game EXCEPT the City oneThis is what happens if we lose 3 games (including City) and draw 1 game which is extremely likely
>>153639656So we're still finishing above Spurs and United? You spammed the thread for hours telling me the exact opposite, what happened? Clown.
>>153639614>Underestimating City's form in the homestretchThey have a higher chance of winning the quadruple than us
>>153639667Yet United and Spuds have actual silverware and all we have is meme community shields
Philippines is very negative but he is right to a degree. Despite City not being as they once were, they could easily go unbeaten in the league from here on in. League title decider at the Etihad.
>>153639689They could but Newcastle really gave them a match on Saturday and I think only came up short because they were exhausted from their CL match. Yeah City won, 3 points and all that but the match didn't reflect a team who are on some dominant rampage.
>>153639673You drastically changed your predictions today, you posted maybe dozens of times that we were going to finish below Spurs and United. Straight up spamming this general for days, you had one post per minute at times. You had a chart and everything. You're now trying to change the subject but I'd like to stay on topic.Once again: what happened, clown?
>>153639713>They could but Newcastle really gave them a match on SaturdayPeople continue to say this after every one of their win, and they're still winning these games.
>>153639715Yet all of them reach the same conclusionCity wins and we loseYou can't delay the inevitable
>>153639724They barely won 3 in a row so far, nothing special really. I actually brought up that argument when they played at Spurs and they did not win that game. They'll drop points for sure we just have to take ours.
>>153639729Okay so you post the dumbest shit and can't even admit you were wrong when it doesn't happen. Just spam more shit.Real quality clown poster. Still waiting for Spurs to destroy us and Villa to win the title, they're simply better aren't they?
>>153639430>>153639431kek
>>153639108>he's never going to get that much time and space ever again this seasonOnly because >we never play that quickly. Every single team comes forward despite the constant low block cope. >We just don't punish them by moving the ball quickly enough.
nice
>>153636836>finally doesn't have 5 defenders around him
>>15364021215 goals this season thus far
>>153640212Yeah, if he is within arms reach from a defender its already over. They pull and push him in all directions ruining his link up play and a chance to score. Refs dont care. He should avoid this kind of situations. It may have worked against Portugals twink defenders but it obviously doesnt in England.
Scumbag behaviour from Spurs fans. Yes Rice's wife is maybe a little bit chubby but you gotta admire her for being with him in his best and at his worst
>>153640264Lmao, no way they did that. Fucking hell, and I thought the celebration police were miserable. This is a whole new level.
442 next season with Alvarez? Then Gyokeres will truly be unlocked
>>153640387He has scored one league goal since October 1st. Great choice.
>>153640406He is stuck with Cholo Dementia
>>153640387--------Havertz--Vik------Leo----Zubi--Rice----SakaCala--BG--Salibad-Timber-----------Godya------------
>>153640264Kek
>>153640433Mosquera can alternative start at RB if timber is dead
>>153640815Where does Zubi fit in? Cause you know he's definitely starting.
>>153640897He holds bench if >we play 442 and only plays in an attacking left 8 role if it's 433...but we all know sharteta won't change his shit 433 system
>>153640959You and I both know even if Arteta somehow started playing 442, he'd still shove Zubi in there somewhere. Zubi is his shiny new favourite this season.
we're so back
>>153640815Would be good for away games like Brentford. Eze can fuck off, just put Zubi there and Havertz can play as 10 in transitions
>>153640815Eze doesn't defend, Rice will be swamped.
dagslets go gunners who si next for us to destroy
>>153639668Nothing we have seen this season suggests they will win their last 13 games. But if any team will do it then it would be Pep and his Man City. I don't think I am underestimating them, I just don't think they will do it.>They have a higher chance of winning the quadruple than usThat is pretty obvious isn't it? Serial winning team vs. a team that hasn't won shit.
>>153641010Back a bladclart gen yandastan >inb4 what pidgeon language is this
If only we could play Spurs every week.
>inflatable doll silver member Frank>abandoned Tottenham wheelchair >butt mad Tottenham fan with pic of Rice’s wife 10/10 meme game
>>153641994>adebayor walking towards Arsenal players at half time just to be completely ignored
>>153641873Eze would be first in line for a Ballon D'or by Christmas lmao
>>153641994also Dele Alli coming on at half time to wave to the fans and subsequently being the best Spurs player on the pitch
>>153639462Holy lmao!
test
vs. Brighton in the quarters.
>>153639153can you please comment on this, no one is talkin gabout this...this is, this is the most encouraging thing you can see as an arsenal fanlook at this table loook at it. your' eall dumb
>>153642698holy shit this is annoying i wanna slam my head into the concrete with these stupid cups who gives a FUCK
>>153642708I do agree if Arsenal do win the league it'll be hard fought, but it's hard fought because we make it hard on ourselves. Yeah other teams are shitting the bed but that's how teams often win the league.
>>153642732bro, look at the picture, what do u mean hard foughttheyr'e the most "accurate", looka t their poitns goals and goals allwoed, their expected values for all three are basically exactly what they havethis is a team that's going to wint he leaguecity is garbage
>>153642732they'r ethe cleanest champions of all timethere is literally 0 case to be made for them "bottling" it if you look at that table. there is 0 chance. they're fuckin too legit, they'r ethe most legit league leaders in all of epl historyit's over
at least the thread gets pushed.
>>153642799U WANNA PIECE OF U FUCKING FILTHY SCUMBAG?? COME AND GET IT BITCHIM GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKEN HYEAD OFF
Croatanon take your meds pls.
Spurs had a legitimate goal ruled out with the one of the worst decisions I've ever seen to disallow a goal. They also had a ball half cross the line.The scoreline flattered Arsenal, it was a close game.
>>153642851HOLY FUCKIN GRETARDED PATHETHIC TAKE ARE U JOKIGN BROYOU SHOULD KYS FOR REALwhat a pathethic sakc of shit you are seriouslyfucking drunk piece fo shti alcoholic subhu87man
>>153642851Somewhat evens out over the course of 38 games. But it's a shame we can't get consistency in football with VAR or ref decisions.
>>153642851Weird way to say they didn't score anything more than one gifted goal. You're right, the scoreline really did flatter Arsenal.
>>153642851>a legitimate goal ruled out True.>with the one of the worst decisions I've ever seen to disallow a goalMaybe it's time to start watching football on the regular, then.Also, "half cross the line" =/= "fully across the line", simple as.
>>153642963the people in the northwestern coutanries of yurop would say this was "cheeky" attempt
>>153642851True
>>153642993the norwthwesterns say this is cheeky in their culture, in their culture this is a "cheeky" attempt i heard this on the "tele" they say that too
>>153642963Bad luck for Spurs>>153643021Good luck for ArsenalLike I said previously, it was a game of fine margins and the scoreline wasn't an accurate representation of the match.
>>153643135are you serioulsy stillsaying this?what's your profile?you're incredibly fucking stupid, i would fucking maul you in real llife you'r eso fucking pathethic you fucking faggot nerd bitch
Good match.Let's not ahead of >ourselves tho. Every match is a final so >we focus on Chelsea now.
>>153643286>>153643135i shouldnt have said tthati take it back, mate. you're a good lad lets all step down from the ledge and be ffriends again brossometimes i run a little hot, but i mean welli cant be mad at my bros, my goonerswe are all One, we are like the treesin the forest, we are all connected to the Source
>>153643286>>153643388fuck you YOU FUCKING PALE HICK NORTHWESTERN SUBH8UMAN RUFKCING RAT JEWIM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU U FUCKING NERD EMACIATED FUCKIN BITCH
Austria I stand by what I said the other day, this is not a gimmick.
>>153643441alright i atke it back actually. that was too muchnot necessary. let's all just step back from the ledge, bros.we are all 1, we are Gooner Nation
>>153643467austria anon promised me he would put a bronze statue of Artetter in his lawn when we win the league
alright my niggajigsim gonna go play some video games and go to sleepsee u all tomorrow or something, or maybe next weekendgood win, we got over a big hurdle this weekendi thinkw e can all feel pretty good about ourselves going into this week take care bros
>>153643021I still maintain that if this was Martinelli, he would have gotten pitchforked
Can never rely on Neverton for anything.
>>153644462Kinda boring United being kinda decent denying /mug/s, oh well, hopefully spurs get relegated so I can spam "Reminder that Tottenham are playing in the championship this season"
>>153642851based retard
>>153643021See that little back roll from Gyokeres, he's starting to believe.
>>153643521If he wins ill shit in the street
11 55, polyphasic sleep, woke up to pee and take of my sweater
>over 117 mins wasted taking corners this seasonJOVER AND FRAUDTETA OUT NOW!!!
https://youtube.com/shorts/AxFmhVghF4I
Odegaards one assist will push him above eze in arteters pecking order btw
>>153647881Can't really understand you people. Are you implying that Eze hasnt been just a shit as Odegaard? Many times much worse actually because Odegaard presses at least.What is wrong with these Ezesexuals?What more do you want? Do you know he has the third most minutes played after Saka and Gyokeres? When will you be satisfied?No one is happy with a shit Ode you moron. But that really doesnt negate Eze being shit.Eze will surely play at this stage of the season if he is on form and that's what every Arsenal fan wants, the best 11 to actually win anything. But this fucking fanboying is insane.Have you forgotten about Eze's performances since the first NLD? Has he played up to your standards since then?If your one option is shit and the other is vomit, the first doesn't really make the latter objectively good .
>>153648181Please just keep quiet
>>153648313Why do I even bother with little idiots like you?You can't even read basic ESL text. You cherrypicked stats that dont show how many minutes there 2 have played and 5/7 Ezes goals have come in two matches. You do realize that kinda changes the stat a bit? That it isnt 100% what it looks like?Also how can you be so poor at reading when I speficically mentioned that inform Eze should start compared to Ode?Many people like you are just beneath me desu, pick a book on how logical arguments work and become better at reading in your native lang because this is sad.
I think arsenal beat chelsea 2 - 0
Chelsea looked like garbage against Burnley. Forfana got sent off for being a retard. Burnley was playing through their midfield and getting good chances. They defended well against Chelsea. If they weren't shit they'd have won that. We're talking a team who LOST to Mansfield fucking Town. Chelsea couldn't roll them, it was 1-1.
>>153648433You are right. I'd take Eze for Chelsea but they've both been shit. His goal against wolves was down to poor defending, he was garbage that game. If he can maintain form it'll be a game changer. Odeshaart is too inconsistent to risk starting at this point. Arsenal need to splash the cash for someone who's world class this year and very reliable. Imagine if they pulled off a heist for Bellingham. Don't care how much it'll cost. This is why they need to win something big thus year. CL or league, ideally both. Make it a team world class players want to play at.
whats the scoop lil nigs what we got today on da agendalets talk shopWHO GOT DA OPTA WHO GOT DA OPTAS
>>153649089grim state of things on the streets
>>153649089is this what all of you in this thread look like? is that who im talking to?
>>153648903>Arsenal need to splash the cash for someone who's world class this year and very reliable.Aight , sorry for the harsh words.Arteta has to go. He ruins number 10s. Imo that's the issue .I still have faith in Eze and Ode. But how many good number 10s there are out there ?If >we had a player like Bruno this season with his current form it would have been done and dusted a long time ago.
>>153649135Yes, chud
>>153649459U GOT DA OPTASWHO GOT DA OPTA STATS LETS TALK SHOP WE ARE GOONER NATION LET'S FUCKIN GO
>>153648903>Imagine if they pulled off a heist for Bellingham.lol, would be a disaster on several levels
>>153649832this reminds me they signed Conor Gallagher, what the fuck was the point of that?
>>153640264>Spuds cunts hating on architects like Riceyikes
>>153649832fifa goal
>>153634042Based retard
>>153649832Every Arsenal goal involves some form of cheating. Eze throwing himself needlessly to the floor here.
>>153649832>>153636836That first touch, tho.
>Quackabagalso I somehow totally missed that Inter lost the first game 3-1 to Bodo/Glimt, wtf.
Congrats lads. Massive achievement beating these.
>>153653509Hopefully City will get some season-ending injuries soon too.
Inter are terrible, they'd finish below wolves in the EPL
>>153653476Bodo are on some mad run relatively. They beat City, Atletico and now Inter, which is pretty crazy all things considered
>>153654483inb4 they win the CL before Arsenal.
>>153654582Can't be mad at that tbf And they just scored a second lol
>>153654657>Can't be mad at that tbfI can.
>>153654677Well okay yes I can as well but not for long cause if Bodo ends up winning then that's just honest to god amazing. Inter's clawed one back though. Only 3 more to go lel
>>153654582They'd be dangerous if they make it to the quarter finals and face us, especially away with their borderline cheating home advantage
>>153654677you cannot
>>153653319Seaman was my guy
Gyokores hasn't proven he can score for us against non shtters yet
>>153655175That would require >us to take a risk and play forwards quickly.
Only settling for the FA Cup and Carabao Cup double if tottenham get relegated
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