how bad does shittington sperg out tomorrow

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win or lose ill always love you little bastards

I hope the USA plays legal murderpuck even if they hurt players on >my team.

What does Finland destroying Slovakia tell you about the game tomorrow? I won't be watching it btw, it's too early and too much anxiety

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crosbys legs are too jacked to not be healed in time for the game

i'm not getting up at 5 am to watch that shit

>>153603611
>>153603634
I really do think the game will be won or lost by him tomorrow

any other merisharts besides me happy with the battering Canada will give us?

>>153603670
Ok we heard you the first hundred times

>>153603685
vpn off samir

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SEEING RED AGAIN
SEEING RED AGAIN
SEEING RED AGAIN
SEEING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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Gary Payton? The second?

where is trb he must be banned kwab go usa

>>153603706
for me it's Gary Bettman. The first.

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>>153603711
i've been here for a while and i still don't know what kind of post qualifies for accusations of trb-ism

I really hope team USA wins it would be a disaster is if Canada won.

>>153603729
grim. luckily you don't share a flag with him.

drunkenly walking across the border at maine to heem canadians

>>153603733
keep clear of the geese

if canada wins im divorcing my obese pig of a wife

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>>153603746
but then you'll miss out on doing your favourite activity!
and believe me i know how fun it is

>>153603746
what does she smell like

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Bedard watching Celebrini live the life he was promised since he was 14.

>>153603729
All of them

>>153603772
Lafreniere ready to hang himself

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>>153603772
EXCUSE ME but he will be on the 2030 team, and many world cup teams too I am sure

>>153603801
yeah the 2030 skoda cup

>>153603801
No doubt, he'll be the Seth Jarvis to Celebrini's Crosby.

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>yeah im rooting for canada, how could you tell?

>>153603848
i know people like this irl and they're all ugly and "artists".

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>yeah i'm rooting for america, how could you tell?

>>153603857
based i do this

>>153603706
Shawn Kemp Jr is a Shane Wright guy

How tf do you watch the goylimpics? I haven given a shit, I want the NHL back, but I wanna see these two fag teams hurt each other. I was rooting for the Rantanens.

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>Hockey is the 13th biggest sport in America
this is nuts
why is bettman so bad at capturing the American Market?

>>153603880
common dilly kwab

if usa wins i'll put free bird on the work pa the entire business hours on repeat

listening to the new converge bro's

didn't america win the war of 1812 or am I misremembering

>>153603884
It's crazy how much Americans love to watch sturdy black men

>>153603932
It just kind of ended and was forgotten about even by contemporaries

>>153603932
Yep. Won every war but 'nam and the war on drugs because reagan was a retard go usa

>>153603943
you also lost the war for my heart </ 3

>>153603956
*hugs*

>>153603914
>exhibition game
kek

Really we're a women's hockey country anyway

Where's the lie? Amateur tournament.

going to bed. i think canada will win, but i hope they get raped; good night, see you fags around probably the start of the second period. love you all except trb samir bud dylan and the seething swede.

>>153603697
my family's been here longer than yours
i want u shartmutts deported

How's it an amateur tournament tho

>>153604069
No Ivans. Simple as

>>153604069
Half of your country's team are amateurs bro wdym

>>153604069
Are players even paid?

I’m not waking up early tomorrow morning because I already know Canada is cursed

>>153604115
they're paid in comradery and pride. and sweet promotional contracts and product endorsement deals

>samir
Is that anti American American flag actually an Arab immigrant not a Canadian?

if we lose it will be worse than 9/11

>>153604130
We believe in Hughes

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>>153604130

Always kinda just pretended i didn't like Canadians but after how they've acted during this winter olympics I really think theyre scumbags and hope they lose to usa now

>>153604130
This, except you're posting under a Canadian IP an "we" refers to the Canadian people.

>>153604146
F L A M E S
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>>153604166
are trash

>>153604179
true dat

>>153604179
Just like my islanders

>>153604148
liftie

>>153603848
Which video is this

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Is Bedard norwooding, or just a high hairline?

>just over 6 hours until game time
Yeah fuck it i'm just gonna stay up all night

>>153603943
Reagan won the war on drugs by distributing crack to the weak willed retards who couldn't say no to drugs, this cleaning the gene pool

>>153604221
oh my GOD that is grim
aren't there a bunch of reverse balding pills these days??? he needs to get on them ASAP

>>153604221
This is what wearing any sports helmet does to you btw

>>153604230
whats jamiroquai

>>153604241
The first African-american woman to trade food stamps for cash to buy natty ice

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>>153604239
Crosby is 50 years old and has a perfect hairline

>>153604221
it probably doesn't help that blond-brown shades tend to vanish at the hairline in lower detail. but it's fun to bully.

>>153604251
yeah but thats only because he's been practicing semen retention for his entire life tho

Tkachuk isn't even a goon. i've seen people claim that he's the worst player ever yet he's just a trash talker and a great agitator. he's literally what every canadian person talks about Lindros is like btw, except he's good.

Kucherov is legit dirtier than Tkachuk but nobody says it besides the isles (JGP is still suffering from his hand injury)

Rantanen too. He's another dirty prick.

>>153604251
>Oh yea well the second coming of Christ isn't affected
It do be like that

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>>153604265
kucherov does have the most pim that is true

>>153604281
oh wait no i'm drunk (literally) i thought it said kucherov at the top kwab

>>153604265
Well yeah he's not a goon he bitches out of fights
How many elbows to the head has that fucker thrown?

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Fuck boys I'm fucking hammered how the fuck am I staying up another 6 fucking hours fuck

>>153604308
You're gonna miss the game at this rate just set your alarm, chug some water, and hit the sack.

>>153604306
When has he ever?
Dude is a bullheaded retard

>>153604130
that national tragedy?

>>153604308
i am 10% of the way through 1L of vodka so i think i will make it to game time

What's a good waterproof windbreaker ?
I trust /hoc/ with these, /our/ is full of southerners and Euros

>>153604130
It will be worse than the holly

sipping on coffee

>>153604333
Can't beat some helly hansen workwear if you actually want to be dry
Though if youre moving a lot you will be sweaty under it

Six more hours (:

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we quibble with eachother about this and about that but what really matters? what really matters is that gary is the only winner in the end.

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people are insane i tell ya

So Bettman cucks Canadians and other snowcucks and gives Stan lees to sunbelters?

Sounds like you have the worst commissioner in north American sports

>>153604384
>scamming saars from india try to steal your financial information, and little boys from sweden dream of silver cup hoistation, and if you want these kind of dreams it's gary bettman-cation

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>>153604417
you kiss your mom with that whore mouth of yours??

>>153604412
based father

Setting my alarm for 7:55 fuck the ioc

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>>153604422
>t. picrel

Can't wait to wake up and watch counterstrike because despite the event being in Europe between two European teams and east of Italy 1 hour it will be on at a decent time unlike fucking hockey

>>153604417
Watch it

ameribros... im nervous. what if we lose? we talked so much shit to canada, they will never forgive us :(

>>153603914
>zero serious line-up or tactics discussion

so yeah just /hoc/

>if Canada wins nobody cares and will be forgotten in a day
>If USA wins it will be shitposting for 4 years
real all or nothing outcome here

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>>153604439
nah i'll forgive u bro
its all fun and games anyways

before the USA/Canada shitstorm happens I would just like to point out that ice hockey is the main event of the Winter Olympics. that's why this game is happening on the very last day (at a retarded time for North America because muh closing ceremony). all other events will be completely forgotten for the next 4 years until the next Winter Olympics. but hockey shall live on.

>>153604446
No it isn't. Figure skating is significantly bigger than hockey

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>>153604446
100%. It's also the hardest gold medal to win

>>153604311
Alright I set like 10 alarms and poured a few shots on the bedside for wake up motivation
>>153604331
Cya at puck drop bro

>>153604446
I literally don't remember who won 2022 hockey