bingod edition>>153600663
how bad does shittington sperg out tomorrow
win or lose ill always love you little bastards
I hope the USA plays legal murderpuck even if they hurt players on >my team.
What does Finland destroying Slovakia tell you about the game tomorrow? I won't be watching it btw, it's too early and too much anxiety
crosbys legs are too jacked to not be healed in time for the game
i'm not getting up at 5 am to watch that shit
>>153603611>>153603634I really do think the game will be won or lost by him tomorrow
any other merisharts besides me happy with the battering Canada will give us?
>>153603670Ok we heard you the first hundred times
>>153603685vpn off samir
SEEING RED AGAINSEEING RED AGAINSEEING RED AGAINSEEING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Gary Payton? The second?
where is trb he must be banned kwab go usa
>>153603706for me it's Gary Bettman. The first.
>>153603711i've been here for a while and i still don't know what kind of post qualifies for accusations of trb-ism
I really hope team USA wins it would be a disaster is if Canada won.
>>153603729grim. luckily you don't share a flag with him.
drunkenly walking across the border at maine to heem canadians
>>153603733keep clear of the geese
if canada wins im divorcing my obese pig of a wife
>>153603746but then you'll miss out on doing your favourite activity!and believe me i know how fun it is
>>153603746what does she smell like
Bedard watching Celebrini live the life he was promised since he was 14.
>>153603729All of them
>>153603772Lafreniere ready to hang himself
>>153603772EXCUSE ME but he will be on the 2030 team, and many world cup teams too I am sure
>>153603801yeah the 2030 skoda cup
>>153603801No doubt, he'll be the Seth Jarvis to Celebrini's Crosby.
>yeah im rooting for canada, how could you tell?
>>153603848i know people like this irl and they're all ugly and "artists".
>yeah i'm rooting for america, how could you tell?
>>153603857based i do this
>>153603706Shawn Kemp Jr is a Shane Wright guy
How tf do you watch the goylimpics? I haven given a shit, I want the NHL back, but I wanna see these two fag teams hurt each other. I was rooting for the Rantanens.
115 KB PNG >Hockey is the 13th biggest sport in America this is nuts why is bettman so bad at capturing the American Market?
>>153603880common dilly kwab
if usa wins i'll put free bird on the work pa the entire business hours on repeat
listening to the new converge bro's
didn't america win the war of 1812 or am I misremembering
>>153603884It's crazy how much Americans love to watch sturdy black men
>>153603932It just kind of ended and was forgotten about even by contemporaries
>>153603932Yep. Won every war but 'nam and the war on drugs because reagan was a retard go usa
>>153603943you also lost the war for my heart </ 3
>>153603956*hugs*
>>153603914>exhibition gamekek
Really we're a women's hockey country anyway
Where's the lie? Amateur tournament.
going to bed. i think canada will win, but i hope they get raped; good night, see you fags around probably the start of the second period. love you all except trb samir bud dylan and the seething swede.
>>153603697my family's been here longer than yoursi want u shartmutts deported
How's it an amateur tournament tho
>>153604069No Ivans. Simple as
>>153604069Half of your country's team are amateurs bro wdym
>>153604069Are players even paid?
I’m not waking up early tomorrow morning because I already know Canada is cursed
>>153604115they're paid in comradery and pride. and sweet promotional contracts and product endorsement deals
>samirIs that anti American American flag actually an Arab immigrant not a Canadian?
if we lose it will be worse than 9/11
>>153604130We believe in Hughes
>>153604130
Always kinda just pretended i didn't like Canadians but after how they've acted during this winter olympics I really think theyre scumbags and hope they lose to usa now
>>153604130This, except you're posting under a Canadian IP an "we" refers to the Canadian people.
>>153604146F L A M E SLAMES
>>153604166are trash
>>153604179true dat
>>153604179Just like my islanders
>>153604148liftie
>>153603848Which video is this
Is Bedard norwooding, or just a high hairline?
>just over 6 hours until game timeYeah fuck it i'm just gonna stay up all night
>>153603943Reagan won the war on drugs by distributing crack to the weak willed retards who couldn't say no to drugs, this cleaning the gene pool
>>153604221oh my GOD that is grimaren't there a bunch of reverse balding pills these days??? he needs to get on them ASAP
>>153604221This is what wearing any sports helmet does to you btw
>>153604230whats jamiroquai
>>153604241The first African-american woman to trade food stamps for cash to buy natty ice
>>153604239Crosby is 50 years old and has a perfect hairline
>>153604221it probably doesn't help that blond-brown shades tend to vanish at the hairline in lower detail. but it's fun to bully.
>>153604251yeah but thats only because he's been practicing semen retention for his entire life tho
Tkachuk isn't even a goon. i've seen people claim that he's the worst player ever yet he's just a trash talker and a great agitator. he's literally what every canadian person talks about Lindros is like btw, except he's good. Kucherov is legit dirtier than Tkachuk but nobody says it besides the isles (JGP is still suffering from his hand injury)Rantanen too. He's another dirty prick.
>>153604251>Oh yea well the second coming of Christ isn't affectedIt do be like that
>>153604265kucherov does have the most pim that is true
>>153604281oh wait no i'm drunk (literally) i thought it said kucherov at the top kwab
>>153604265Well yeah he's not a goon he bitches out of fightsHow many elbows to the head has that fucker thrown?
Fuck boys I'm fucking hammered how the fuck am I staying up another 6 fucking hours fuck
>>153604308You're gonna miss the game at this rate just set your alarm, chug some water, and hit the sack.
>>153604306When has he ever?Dude is a bullheaded retard
>>153604130that national tragedy?
>>153604308i am 10% of the way through 1L of vodka so i think i will make it to game time
What's a good waterproof windbreaker ?I trust /hoc/ with these, /our/ is full of southerners and Euros
>>153604130It will be worse than the holly
sipping on coffee
>>153604333Can't beat some helly hansen workwear if you actually want to be dryThough if youre moving a lot you will be sweaty under it
Six more hours (:
we quibble with eachother about this and about that but what really matters? what really matters is that gary is the only winner in the end.
people are insane i tell ya
So Bettman cucks Canadians and other snowcucks and gives Stan lees to sunbelters?
Sounds like you have the worst commissioner in north American sports
>>153604384>scamming saars from india try to steal your financial information, and little boys from sweden dream of silver cup hoistation, and if you want these kind of dreams it's gary bettman-cation
>>153604417you kiss your mom with that whore mouth of yours??
>>153604412based father
Setting my alarm for 7:55 fuck the ioc
>>153604422>t. picrel
Can't wait to wake up and watch counterstrike because despite the event being in Europe between two European teams and east of Italy 1 hour it will be on at a decent time unlike fucking hockey
>>153604417Watch it
ameribros... im nervous. what if we lose? we talked so much shit to canada, they will never forgive us :(
>>153603914>zero serious line-up or tactics discussionso yeah just /hoc/
>if Canada wins nobody cares and will be forgotten in a day>If USA wins it will be shitposting for 4 years real all or nothing outcome here
>>153604439nah i'll forgive u broits all fun and games anyways
before the USA/Canada shitstorm happens I would just like to point out that ice hockey is the main event of the Winter Olympics. that's why this game is happening on the very last day (at a retarded time for North America because muh closing ceremony). all other events will be completely forgotten for the next 4 years until the next Winter Olympics. but hockey shall live on.
>>153604446No it isn't. Figure skating is significantly bigger than hockey
>>153604446100%. It's also the hardest gold medal to win
>>153604311Alright I set like 10 alarms and poured a few shots on the bedside for wake up motivation>>153604331Cya at puck drop bro
>>153604446I literally don't remember who won 2022 hockey
>>153604454cope of the day award goes to this guy
>>153604454figure skating is not a sport. everyone joked about the breakdancing in the last Summer Olympics? figure skating is breakdancing on ice skates.
>>153604463
>I pull up
>>153604463binlan
>>153604477now that's what I call comfymaxxing
>get up early>team loses>weekend ruinedCan't risk it
>>153604464cope, it wins both in viewers and in word of mouth. This website and the rest of the internet has been obsessed with racoon girl for weeks now. Hockey is just an exhibition meme match which only Canadians and a few scandis care about In fact you get mogged by a bunch of shitSit down kiddo
>>153604494Kek even if you only take men it's #4Pathetic
>>153604494A poll that says ski jumping is the most popular sport with men belongs in the trash.
>>153604412so he went full retard on a kid who lightly cross-checked his kid? Guess his faggot kid will have a hard time in actual hockey seeing as how that shit happens 80 fucking times a game.
>>153604494hit the road loser
>>153604502You lost snowcuckmemepuck is not relevant
>>153603914grok is such a little faggot
i started late tonight, mixed my first one about 5 hours ago, had about 5-ish drinks since then, but shooting for getting to 7am with no sleep. I think i'm in troulb.e
>>153604507yeah it's not looking too great for him, and this incident will 100% be reviewed by the league admins who will likely kick him out (unless he's rich)
>>153604518why would you have any if you knew you had to stay up all night?
>>153603914>kwab 1993>softpusy>y-yeah butHoly shit, I made it on grok. I might post here too much
>>153604518if you sleep now and set a few alarms for the game, you'll be able to make it in time. 3-4 hours of sleep ain't the worst and a determined man can grind through the day with it
>>153604524because i am a drunk
>>153604454kys... nobody but queers watch fs
My plan is to set an alarm, watch Canada go up 2-0, go back to sleep, wake up and see USA won
>>153604530>I might post here too muchthat probably goes for most of us. but alas it's the best place for all hockey related discussion so I say so be it.
>>153604412hockey skates don't seem like they'd be great for dramatically storming off
The plan is simple...We kill the sandman
has anyone ever held a combined ice fishing pond hockey tournament?
>>153604530I laughed when I realized it thinks it's a literal exhibition match kekEven AI knows it's a joke tournament of no consequence
>>153604456let us enjoy this game, hockeybros.
it's nearly 3 am if you're not staying up all night why are you still up
3 on 3 basketball is an olympic sport. They should make 3 on 3 hockey.
i went to a fight and a hockey game broke out
>>153604553yeah, it's called playing a game in an arena located in Sunrise or southern california.
>>153604558I accidentally took a nap yesterday :( now I can't fall asleep
>go to hockey thread>fight about other much more popular events breaks out
>>153604433
>>153604570RACOON GIRL MAKES ME HARD
>>153604510 Why is this niggerbrained Krautcuck shitting up my general talking about “popularity”? Dumb nigger the lowest common denominator of anything is stupidity. That’s why they’re popular. Dumb normie faggots love The Kardashins and Drake, the MCJew, povertyball, apehoop, Niggercollision. That’s why they’re popular. We’re quite content being exclusive and exclusionary here. That includes you.
>>153604578fishing for yousthe germans are lonely people
>>153604558it's 4am and I am staying up
celebrini should marry the racoon girl
can we just acknowledge how weird it was that in 4 years, two of the most American named players have skated for China and Italy?
>>153604588that is weird desu
>>153604588can't blame themif you were echl level good and got the opportunity to play at the olympics via a loophole you absolutely would
going by social media buzz, Quinn Hughes is the most famous hockey player in the world.
>>153604610he is quite the character
>>153604610Wild won that trade handily btw
>>153604610they haven't heard of Lane Hutson
>>153604578holy meltieRacoon yank won two massive S tier golds and the admiration and love of hundreds of millionsEven if you win nobody will careFigure skating is the crown of the Olympics hockey is a meme side gameNobody will ever care about Canada You will never get the revenge on America you're so desperate forYou will never get the attention you crave, the attention America gets without any effort just by existing You will live eternally in their shadow until the end of your miserable days, until your healthcare system decides to kill you off
You're the poor man's F1. We're more elite in Motorsport
>>153604454>Akshually in Yurope grown men in tight suits dancing is bigger!Kek
>>153604610it's kind of disturbingpoor man can't take a shit without someone noticing>t. Wild fan
literally no idea who this raccoon is
>>153604627is crying about canada your autistic special interest or something?
found all the hidden chests in the krypt bros
Canadians remind me of Brazilians in many ways
>>153604631say that to motor/sp/ort fucker not /hoc/ and see what happens
>>153604634this is the racoon
Hey pal back off we love Kanada here
>>153604627Okay, clearly a VPN faggot. Post hand Amerimutt.
5 more hours until the chuck bros chuck some bros
>>153604655y-you too
Is it too early to pig out during the game?
>>153604669I could eat everything on that table within 10 minutes
Canada, when we beat you, don't have an existential crisis about our gloating. It's just jokes.
>kraut making fun of CanadaFuck offIt's only ok when we do it; go watch scatporn
>>153604669Why do you have a picture of grown men eating dinner saved on your device?
>>1536046695 hours to godo what you will
>>153604677words hurt
>>153604660how much canuck would the chuck bros chuckif the chuck bros could chuck canuck?eh, I don't give a fuck
should I get 4 hours of sleep
in all honesty it is quite kino that there are 2 sets of bros playing in the goddamn olympics on the same goddamn team
>>153604695get good at hockey. please, I beg you. Australia in the top tier of IIHF would be legendary.
>>153604702could have been 3 but tyce thompson sucks
>>153604702and they couldn't even get Smith or Bedard to chaperone Macklin on team Canada
>>153604697should too, but I won't. it's like Christmas Eve.
>>153604702if you're gonna spend all the money on one child to get good at hockey, might as well spend on the other children
>>153604702Imagine if Luke was healthy, it'd be 4 pairs.
>>153604708they would include aboriginals and psuedo hawaiins doing gay ass hakas
>>153604570i want to piss on her dumb mutt head
Higher forces will literally be at play for today's game. Anyone who goes full smash ball, thats how you know. Last time it was Binner I think this time it's McDavid. Canadians want it more. Not saying they'll win it but they will try their absolute hardest, the Americans will not.
>>153604728>haka that's New Zealandthe Canada of Australia
>>153604627i mog this bitchi'd beat her up with easeand go on my day as if nothing happened
counter-point: binningshit, mcbitch
how many canadians and united statesians drunk here? can't personally get drunk on sunday but I'll get high on coffee and nicotine
>>153604746i am scared due to binner being perfectly capable of letting in 8 goals against the usa team
>>153604737>that's New Zealand>the Canada of Australianever looked at it that way, but truuuuuuuuue
>>153604627I demand SEX with this Hapa noodlewhore and it will be provided to me one way or another.
>>153604749my BAC is very, very much over the legal limit for driving i tell ya
>>153604708It would be hilarious but it's generations away from becoming a reality>>153604728ew we don't do hakas
>>153603848Is that the most American picture of American family?
>>153604756My friend went on a visit to New Zealand and he said it was basically Canada condensed into an island. Right down the the copious amounts of chugs and everything.
im scared as fuck not gonna lie fellas
>>153604763The “American Dream” they keep telling you about.
>>153604760based
>>153604769>Why I am scared of clicking thumbnails of Nick Avacado for life: My Truth
>>153604749yea
how will (you) celebrate if (your) team wins the gold medal?me? i might try reconciling with my dad
>>153604767They have a cute name like Kiwi so they are CUTE, You guys are freaking LEAFS and must be raked.
>>153604762The problem is you already have your Aussie rules Football which takes majority of the more physical athletic talent necessary to be competitive.
if USA wins gold I'll creampai the cute girl from the toyota dealership down the road and have a daughter with her and name her Alysa Liu
>>153604790passing out and getting some fuckin' zzzs after having drinking all night
>>153604802Why are japs worshipping a chinese american?Have some dignity.
I have never in my life visited a country from Anglosphere
DROP THE BLOODY PUCK
how are the odds looking gamblingbros
USA! USA! USA!
>>153604814don't compare those fucking Brits to the rest of us.
>>1536048176,000,000+ goy points for team usa
>>153604655It is the only correct answer.
>>153604794yeah I don't see any way that hockey would gain any real traction
>>153604815right? let's go
>>153604835>>153604815but macklin and his friends are asleep right meow
>>153604627apparently this is a nothing burger because russia is in the cuckshed not allowed to compete.
>>153604790hope it goes well for you. as for me i don't feel pleasure anymore so lets hope my team wins and i can move on with my life
>>153604821me on the left (i live in the left part)
Anyone have some free stream links that wont fucking freeze for the first period entirety? when all the poors pile on it at once?
>>153604858You mean poors like you?
>>153604869Shut your bitch ass up NIGGAYou dont have to pay a subscription to watch hockey
>>153604858make a cbc gem account using Fake Credentials
>>153604842Nothing burger where Russians would be stripped of any potential medals once doping tests are done?
I dont think im waking up tbqh
>>153604874>the big game isnt even on tv in americaKWAB
>>153604875They thwarted me instantly with one simple trick
don't tell him, he's a spy for the IOC
>>153604790I will just have some bantz with my only hockey fan coworker and then look forehead to getting back to the NHL season>might try reconciling with my dadwell that's a bold choice. personally, I could never. too much has happened and frankly the older I get and think back, the more justified I feel
alright gonna get four hours of sleep and then get up and start pounding rum and cokes for this fuckin game
>>153604891dammit, maybe it could work if you used a vpn
>>153604889we have to pay peaCOCK to watch olympic shit, no joke. only a retard would pay that shit.>>153604903I'll try using a free vpn/proxy website
why dont you just sign up for a free trial of the cock and cancel it as soon as the game is over
>>153604896>back to the NHL seasonugh. so many teams are gonna have AHL players called up for a month or two (or more). a price is paid for international best on best.
>>153604914>pay 5 bucks to watch the big game stress free>run around like a chicken with your head cut off begging for a working stream while you seethe because you are missing the big gameYour choice pal
>>153604790i'm going to import a crate of canadian maple syrupfuck american
>>153604885practically nobody roids for fsall other events are equally roided by all cunts
>>153604809hmmcould it be.....a white personwho happens to be in japan?
>>153604914Onhockey dot tv
The game is 8AM ET. You guys are such whiny pussies. That's a decent enough time for the game.
>>153604947but i live in PST
>>153604939You're telling me the silver medalist and the bronze medalist are also white people who live in japan?
>>153604920yeah it's all disrupted now. I do really want to see Frederic Brunet get his chance, but the Bruins have remained healthy this Olympics so if anything he might just get called up to showcase himself at the end when the season isn't consequential anymore
>>153604943thx
crosby is going to play the final game and then reveal he had a shattered femur during it
>>153604935>practically nobody roids for fsRussians can and will ryssiä in figure skating just as well as in other sports.
>>153604968XD XD XD
>>153604975i sense sarcasm behind your innocuous ecks dees
>>153604973yeah, u pull up the one in predictable fashionyou're retarded if you care about it at alllook how roided the summer olympics are, yet few are caught...they all dope in physically intense sports and nobody cared until everyone went retard anti-russia
>>153604986no I was really laughing at anon's joke
>>153604959I fully expect half >my team's best players to be out for awhile after the Olympics are over. it will not be pretty.
>>153605005panturs fan?
>>153604968dudes are literally beheaded and heads sewn back on for all we know. NHL is so secretive about injuries.
>>153604858How do they not televise the games? I can see it HD on free cable. One channel has about nothing else than the Olympic games.You can try this onehttps://areena.yle.fi/tvIt shouldn't be geoblocked but not sure.
>>153604949Aren't only chinese people there? I thought vancouver is 100% east asiatic.
