canada vs america edition>>153603611
Moosebro is watching the game with me :) go Canada go McJesus
Canada!!
Took a foot long marner in preparation for the game
>>153607308nice moosebro, bro
1 hour 41 minutes
How many here cucked and paid for the cock
>>153607366Ask randy he'll get you a hookup
managed to puke before even drinking FUCK i might just go to bed
>>153607314i look like this but i have bigger tits and a thicker COCK
can @grok summarize last thread please?
>>153607422Grok said it's shit
>sweden 7th place>worst placement in history
>>153607308unfathomably based.
>>153607288
This is it. This is the thread. This is where we win.
Whats for breakfast bros???
>>153607422despite the /pol/ posting, there was some legitimate hockey discussion in there. I doubt that will be the case now. the shitstorm is about to begin.
>>153607467the breakfast boxes are very good anon
I just read that Canada allows beer to be sold at 6am.
>>153607478We are the land of the free. Home of the brave.
>>153607478ayecertain states of the USA too
>>153607478other countries have limits on when you can sell beer? Whenever the shop is open you can buy beer here.
>>153607478A buddy of mine used to work night shift and got off at 6am, he'd always stop at the gas station on the way home to grab a beer for his drive home.
>>153607467All that looks worse than regular mcdonald's food.
>>153607467goose, fresh killed
Should I get beer when the store opens at 7am
>>153607504Driving drunk is extra safe because you pay extra attention and are extra cautious. This is actually my experience with it.
In Canada, beer comes in bags
Someone else is gonna have to be on webm duty because I can’t post from my desktop currently
>>153607466This thread wont last
>>153607288go canada go
>>153607523no... NO!
can san jose please trade goatlin celebrini to my re dwings :)
>>153607548for whom?
>>153607422Grok called me chinese
>>153607534>banned for being American based janny
>>153607508The sandwiches are all pretty shit, but the wraps are really good.
have you ever walked into a refrigerated room full of beer at 6am at a gas station?
>>153607560it happens to the best of us anon
>>153607575yeah
>golem vs golemthe most soulless final imaginable, shan’t be watching
>>153607597based
>>153607467they used to have pastries for breakfast
>>153607616then STFU. take your bronze and git out.
>>153607464Why is the RE4 girl a white mouse?
There's this older woman cashier in my near store with big ass titties and she's always smiling and so nice. I want to shoot my ropes on her tbqh gawd
>>153607644They still do, but its part of the baked goods section rather than the breakfast menu
>>153607666for me it's the tart
>>1536075757am beer sales here, got 8 more minutes probably going to rip a bowl first
>>153607666lemme get a croissant and a bagel
>>153607656you know i’m right, why get so buttblasted otherwise
>>153607559larkin. straight up
>>153607702why post in here if you say you aren't going to watch?
Does the game start at 5 or is it going to be another 20 minute late start?
>>153607663Take the shot, godspeed nyymi
average healthy american breakfast
>>1536077191 hour 15 minutes (if they start on time)
>>153607741They do. Not everything has to be about lying. You guys should learn that.
>>153607288How long will the game last? Is it worth? I also want to watch the closing ceremony.
OK, I'll start. Hughes, Werenski and Hellebuyck are the US' key players, and if the leafs don't handle them they're done. Fasty speedy guy has to be contained, or the US is in trouble. D corps is critical for both, then. Faceoffs matter, whoever gets a couple hot guys in the circle can get the extra chances that decide it.
>>153607717somebody needs to speak the truth
didney corbsy
>>153607762gonna be a lot shorter than NHL games because the olympics don't do commercials every 3 minutes
lord siddeth the yiddish
if crosby plays, the americans dont have a chance. If he doesnt its a 90 - 10 canada wins.
>>153607800and in either scenario it's a 100% chance i creampie your mom's vaj
>>153607706Wings are short at Center, so trading Larkin is tough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7DeQbTzPE8
Sid’s not playing. Go and win this one for the Kid!
>>153607758fair enough. no funny business on the faceoff.
>>153607508Don't they have poutine in the McDonald menu in Canada? I wish they'd once have a menu from different countries here.
>>153607800> t. head of leaf cheating refs
thread theme: canada vs america: the battle of titans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA7qYWH-UvU
>>153607772Like how long will it last?
>>153607847They do have poutine at McDonalds in Canada but it’s pretty mid. Their fries aren’t quite right for it.
Go Burgers.
>>153607529In Canada, signs are in Russian.
>>153607862Hypothetically it could last days, years even.
Crosby NOT in the lineup.
Crosby IS in the lineup.
>>153607879It should. 3 on 3 OT is a moral abomination.
Good morning everyone. Sunny but -15°C here.
>>153607866>Canadians 1/2 of the officialssus
>>153607866The fuck kinda name is Gord?
>>153607879If nobody wins after 20 minutes of 3on3, it should be decided by a coach brawl.
Who is expected to win?
>>153607903He's a known cheater.
>>153607734Veli how do I approach a cashier just like that. And someone that could almost be my mother in age.
>>153607903Truly the most Canadian name. >>153607910Canada is maybe a slight favourite. But it’s close. These are unquestionably the two best teams.
>>153607910Canada is favored but its not by a huge margin.
>>153607910Line almost even. Canada slightly favoured.
TWO WORLDS COLLIDECANADAAMERICAONLY 1 WILL BE VICTORIOUS THE OTHER?WILL DIE!
>>153607910Canada is a slight favorite
>>153607933just nuke the US regardless win or lose
>>153607910we don't know. the Olympic tournament is set up in such a way that these teams haven't played the same teams as the other team.
>>153607916Small personal compliment to start.
bars are open, who 6AM drinking?
>Sidney Crosby is OOT of the gold medal game. Not playing today.Why do Canadians talk like that?
I woke up too early
>>153607942Make sure you nuke DC, LA, NYC, Boston and Tampa twice.
gamblingbros? what are the ODDS????
>>153607910About 70/30 odds for Canada.
Please sticky us jannies. It's the snow Super Bowl.
>Crosby outUh oh
>>153607933https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU
>Make sure you nuke DC, LA, NYC, Boston and Tampa twice.
>>153607910If you would need to bet $122 to win $100 if you bet on Canada.
CAST OFF THE CRUTCH THAT KILLS THE PAIN
The Penguins are probably extremely pissed off Sydney Crosby is injured as they are fighting for a playoff spot.
>>153607949I’m leaving for a bar right now. Sadly will miss this thread. Enjoy the playful and lighthearted banter, lads! Don’t be too mean to each other.
>>153607968kwab
Guess who started drinking at 4pm last night and woke up at 4am this morning
>>153607994what a life
don't need crosby to beat the amerilards anyway
>>153607968Don’t worry, MacKinnon is wearing Crosby’s jockstrap and buttplug in his honor today
>>153607965jannies hate /hoc/ anon. it will never happen. god alone knows why...
>>153607981why dont you phone post with us instead of socializing at the bar? girls love the mysterious loner type with their face buried in the phone
>>153607994Not me, I gave up trying to sleep early and saw that it was easier to pull an all nighter than try and wake up early
No alcohol for me this morning. Don't forget alcohol is 50% taxes here.
>>153607981>Don’t be too mean to each other.Fuck you.
Canada will get raped without Crosby and Morrissey. They basically have one puck mover on the defense in Makar.
>>153608012One time the bartender thought I was recording her and I told her I'm not that interested, I am watching an illegal stream of the New York Islanders
>>153608009The mods are /cric/ chinlets and we have bullied them far too many times
WE ARE LESS THAN 1 HOUR AWAY FROM THE GMG BROS
Footballer here, So who is the Brazil of Hockey? And what would the other team be.
>>153608012I certainly would, but I’m going with my Dad. Cheers, bros! These games only come along so often.
>>153607910If Canada takes undisciplined penalties the states. US D is better than Canada's but Canada's forwards have more skill. It could be a tight game.Have the rosters come out yet?
>>153608020I feel nice inside as I get hammered drunk knowing my money is paying for the healthcare of others.
>>153608009It's a bretty big deal, especially with how much animosity there is between two countries currently. The threads will probably hit bump limit pretty quickly so a sticky might be necessary.
Never watched a hockey game.Is it worth it? What am I in for?
at least we have free cope if we do lose Although we wont win, so we can dab on the americans even more.
i hope wilson stomps matthews's HEAD OFF WITH HIS SKATE
>>153608048Same rosters as the semis for both.
>>153608059Kino. Usa is bitter about losing the 4 nations. They have something to prove even more so it just being olympics
>>153608059mate, you picked the best game to watch.
>>153608045Russia. If you go back into the 60-70s.
>>153607944Alright think I could tell her I like she's always smiling
>>153608059should be a good one, some of the biggest players in the world facing off
Should I get coffee while I can?
>>153608059These are two of the best hockey rosters ever assembled. The game will be fast and intense.
>>153608059this one is for all the marbles anon
>>153608104
Where we finding a stream at boyks
it's way too hot today
>>153608114FUCK dorothy she should be executed
i dreamt about getting pucks in deep
>>153608117Switch your VPN to Canadian location, go to CBC Gem for live coverage.
>sydney crosby OUTno...NO!!
>>153608145The boys have to win this one for Sid.
>>153608070Now we hope that Celebrini mirrors Crosby from 2010 with a gwg.
thread theme: canada vs america: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pICAha0nsb0
>>153608160That would be pretty based.
Is it true the president of the United States will be attending? What about the prime minister of Canada?
How big of a deal would be if the US won. I think I heard in TV they haven't won since the 80s. How bad would it be if Canada lost.
where will grapes be watching?
>>153608155He could probably play but he knows it's better to have a fresh body in there
Marner time is coming soon. Not /hoc/ related.
>>153608106Damn now I am actually looking forward to watching it!
>>153608177US last won a gold medal in 1980. But they did win the World Cup of Hockey in 1996, which was also a best-on-best tournament.
>>153608175I guarantee these men don't care about the Prime Minister or President right now
THE FINAL BATTLE: CANADA VS AMERICA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Q_TSNk-p4
What are you eating?
>>153608177What will Canada even have left if they lose?
When the fuck is this game startingI thought it was supposed to happen hours ago
the marbles. this one is for all of them
>>153608096Good, and tell her you like coming in to see her smile. That will warm her cockles.
I think finland looked better against slovakia than USA. so canada victory I guess. am I biased?
>>153608214may the best man win.
>>15360820950 minutes.
Binnigton in ny
>>153608204breakfast
>>153608177Canada won all the Olympics before this except the "36 nazi games which Great Britain somehow won
>>153608211>brad, willson, bennetSomeone is getting fucked tonight
>>153608235I wonder whos gonna get tossed first from either side
A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
>>153608177Most of the US doesn't know hockey from breakfast, but the leafs will mass suicide if they lose.
>>153608235bedard
i took a 3 hour power nap thing and now i am hungover and tired. I should have just stayed up for this shit and kept drinking. Anyways, cheers to all but the canacucks. GO USA!
I want violence.
Binnington is going to chimp out today
>>153608252DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153608235yeah, he plays leftwinger on their 1st line
>>153608199I heard on TV too that you havent won the Stanley cup since the early 90's that seem crazy too me. Why? Wouldn't be better to a separated league.>>153608206I don't know. What about you? Is it rugby that thing you have or what.
courage macklin, courage for our crosby
>>153608177It will be absolutely fucking insufferable for weeks if America wins, normally it'd be whatever but you fuckers CANNOT win this game or it's going to be nothing but frothing Americans screaming about China taking away ice hockey and the other inane shit they spout
>>153608231>unified teamthe fuck is that?>1980You think the soviets felt like Jack Reilly did about the c-c-c-c-combo-breaker 2nd place banner in mighty ducks whenever they looked at that one?
>>153608276>Is it rugby that thing you have or what.What?
>>153608252https://youtu.be/7lwJOxN_gXc?t=179SKATE NOW
>>153608276>a separated leagueThis is how China will take away our hockey.
>>153608293Russia = USSR = Unified Team = OAR = ROC = AIN
any other unitedstatisians here rooting for our friends up north to own Blumpf? I certainly am
>>153608324what a meme country lmao
>>153608324That's too many acronyms on a hungover sunday morning.
Oettinger in net
>>153608332blumpf doesn't care about hockey, or in fact about anything other than himself
>>153608252FORTH, AND FEAR NO DARKNESS!
Fraudzky is drunk again.
>153608332>to own Blumpf?no one even knows what you're talking about redditor.
>no sticky>dead thread before puck drop>dead sport
>>153608342100% he'll mald if America loses and 1000% he'll take the opportunity to shit on "The 51st State" if his team wins
Noob here. What are some things I should know before the game begins
>>153608361Its so funny to me the captain of USA is fucking matthews. Dudes worse than like half the players on team canada.
this is going to be the greatest battle to have ever happened in the history of mankind.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no quarterk i l l t h e m
Don't forget it's an asterisk medal today. Russia is missing.
>>153608370Expect several fist fights, if we don't get any it's a shit game
coblistically, who is going to win?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153608390if we dont get any, I hope they dont even send the NHL anymore. Just do the four nations again every few years.
>>153608370We will cheat.
I can feel the tension brewing over this game even from here
dubs and i stay at home to watch the gamesingles and i go to a bar and awkwardly sitting in a corner while mobilefagging
GO CANADA GO!>GO CANADA GO!GO CANADA GO!>GO CANADA GO!GO CANADA GO!>GO CANADA GO!GO CANADA GO!>GO CANADA GO!
Heading to the coffee shop. What do you want?
>get up at the butt crack of dawn to watch Gold Match>everyone is already up>just like Christmas morning
>>153608375>laffs
U S A, U S A, U S A
>>153608370We held a blood ritual sacrifice for Crosby to make sure that we win
>>153608370yay USA, boo cucknadia. That's all you need for this one.
>One of these guys is beating the loser allegations todayEnd of an era
>>153607910Bookies are goading americans into big bets>>153608020Its a combination of at least 8 different taxes
FORTH EORLINGAS!
>>153608301What is the team sport you guys are good at and win stuff.
>>153607916Stalk her. Get pocket binoculars. Have a baseball cap and tacticool sunglasses with you at all times for quick appearance change. Follow her from a good distance. Find out her schedule. Learn as much as possible about her. Where she lives, what car she drives if any, where does she go shopping, what hobbies does she have, does she go to a bar. Don't let her know you're stalking. If she has a husband you're cooked, unless you find her drunk at a bar or something. If she's lonely, things become much easier. If she drives, you can use a marker to make a fake dent on her car, leave a note on the windshield with your number and offer to pay for the repair. It should be very cheap but you got the number. Then offer to take her to dinner at a nice restaurant, preferrably Italian. If she doesn't drive, it will be more tricky, but not impossible. If you know she likes to go to a bar, go there and approach. If she doesn't drink, you're going to have to wait for a good moment and ask more directly. You should know some of her interests by then, just casually ask if she knows anything about X, but leave it at that. Wait some days and ask more details. Every time you see her you open the conversation about the subject she is interested in. Maybe a couple months later offer to take her to dinner as a thank you for her help and advice. If she agrees, the rest is up to your mojo. If she rejects, she doesn't want you.
>>153607916To be honest i got no fucking clue, i’ve been with my wife for 17 years. But maybe just start a conversation about whatever casual thing and leave it at that, then do it again and just go from there if it feels ”natural”. Chances are that you’ve just misread the situation and she is just doing her job and being nice, but at least this way you won’t instantly spill your spaghetti and if all goes well you score some prime wagie cougarsex.
>>153608206curling, but given the whole cheating debacle is that really a good thing?
>>153608340>Oettinger in netno way
now that we are mere minutes away, I just want to say this:gentlemen, it has been an honour shitposting by your side.
OH CANADA
>>153608444No, exhibition hockey can't do that.
>>153608349tick-tock the mid terms are coming, chud
Tourists OUT
>>153608211>>153608224I stopped watching hockey for 15+ years and the only name I recognize is Brad Marchand and maybe Drew Doughty.
otter has a big game coming up against the *checks notes* kraken, I hope he doesn't look past this game by being too prepared for that one.
Please tell me shittington isnt in net
special…you think your special…you do.https://youtu.be/iEh0FCYw3Dk?si=aXr665PZ5zt9XxxA
>>153608484Wut yeah right. You're stuck with us for the next 3+ hours. And its gonna be bad.
>>153608491LolLmao
>>153608474>no cocksdropped.
>>153608494I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYESSSSSSSSS
>>153608484only tourists actually want to watch slimy cheaters vs golems: the match though
1980
>>153608482oh, no! not those! phbbbt. enjoy all of that living rent free in your head. I am here to watch a hokkei game.
>>153608477>exhibition hockeyUmmm...sweetie..it's Best On Best....
>>153608455We got 4 medals in freestyle skiing in this olympics...
didn't post here yesterday but happy we medaled at least :] (sucks for Barkov tho) now I get to see kino af hockey. feelsgoodman.
Time is ticking so agonizingly slow i shouldn't have ate all those mushrooms
>>153608484I can't see the puck.
City has a minor or B league proffesional team, is it worth going to a game?
>>153608511>no russia>best on bestPick 5 but neither of those two.
>went for coffee at 4am>saw nobody except an asian family leaving (for the airport?)>donut shop employee was shocked I was there>donut is surprisingly fresh
>No Crosby If the americans win that's a triple ***
Take me back to the square puck era...
>>153608514>the most boring soulless final imaginable>kinotop lol
i'm a time traveler from 45 minutes in the futurehere's what the future looks like:
>less than half an hour awayIT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
>RussiaI only know Ovechkin
>>153608511> no RussiaYeah, no.
No Crosby?
>>153608528idk about hockey but it's fun going to my city's minor league baseball team games. Probably similar vibe. Very cheap normally
>>153608543Barkov
>>153608514>sucks for Barkov thoelaborate.
>>153608455Rugby League and Cricket though I don't care much about either, though I'll watch the rugby when the World Cup rolls around. If there were a footy world cup we'd dominate that but like gridiron virtually no one outside our country cares about it.
DEATH TO CANADA
>>153608543Calder trophy winner
>No Russia>No CrosbyIt's not even a real good medal
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
If we lose it will be because we took shitters like binnington, doughty, jarvis, and other meme players instead of matthew schaefer, mackenzie blackwood, bedard, schiefele, chychrun, etc. Canada is so fucking cocky to send this old slow ass team for olympic hockey
>>153608560the fact he couldn't get a medal too, because he is injured? obviously
>Gold Medal game>Wearing the blacked Canada jerseysSoulless
Given how bad the current situation, how difficult would it be for an American to obtain a beautiful Canadian GF.
>>153608563cric is based
>>153608584already making excusesya'll should have taken schaefer tho, that kid is a stud
which players do you think are taking nervous, sloppy shits in the locker room right now?
Mood Gorning, /hoc/
>>153608568what the hell man? you're my favourite faction in the rome total war games
We got two good medals today
>>153608583>fucking cocky to send this old slow ass team for olympic hockeyThat team got you to the gold medal match.
there are 25 players on each team, so if you think about it, the winner of this game gets 25 gold medals for their countryget fucked norway
>>153608586oh, i was thinking NHL style where he gets one no matter what. early here. my bad.
>>153608594Seeing how well celebrini is doing makes me wiosh we has bedard and schaefer as well
WE'RE GOING UP UP UPITS OUR MOMENTYOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWINGGONNA BEGONNA BEGOLDEN
>>153608554I guess Ill try the baseball one first, their stadium is very comfy looking, the hockey games seem expensive.
>>153608615i agree with tihs
>*curry stink intensifying*Woof, someone open a window
>>153608612congrats
>>153608610funny you mention that, i'm an currently sweeping down from the balkans onto (roman held) greece in my germania campaign.
Is Trump coming?
>>153608648He's banned from Italy for his crimes
>>153608648only if he can rape and murder a 9-year-old
I'm sad for sid
>>153608602marnerjeet
>>153608648That's kind of a personal question, no?
detroit mentioned
>>153608648He's composing his 90000000 word seethe blogpost for when the anti-semitic leafs win.
What beer are you drinking?
>>153608630
>>153608677alberta pure 40%
Top 3 most kino gold medal match-ups:1. Finland vs Sweden2. USA vs Russia3. Czechia vs Slovakia
>>153608677Weed
Which player (US or Canada) crushed the most puss at olympic village?My guess is Jack Hughes
Billy G put together a good team this year. Gives me faith he will have a nice Summer for my Wilds too. Lotsa money to spend finally.
>MatthewsThis fucking loser plays for the LEAFS and this is the best America could scrounge up? He's a laughing stock in Canada.
ice hockey is the greatest team sport
>>153608610 Everyone hates Canada
>>153608677jr 5.5 you already know
>>153608689
>>153608694Sid and that's why he's not playing
>>153608647based, kill those balkantards
>>153608106Canada had a better roster in 2002 and USA had a better roster in 1996.
what was with the ice in the corners of the USA/USSR rink being so blue like that. always wondered.
>>153608677Bud Light
>>153608648No, too busy nuking Iran
i hope burgers wins, cucknadians are fake and gay on the ice thank you for your attention in this matter
>>153608668Ah yes Détroit. A town founded by Antoine de la Mothe Cadillac in 1701, I believe.
>>153608711>Cindy Crysby>straightoh no my leaf brother, you know what heated rivalry is based on, right?
It’s over ):
>>153608711He better be careful. Italy might turn into a hockey powerhouse in 19 years.
>>153608177The bigger storyline would be McDavid failing to win again. Failed back to back cup runs, then fails the gold medal game the next season. Brutal.
DROP THE PUCKDROP THE PUCKDROP THE PUCK
>>153608715just poor freezing
>>153608704>laffs
Where is sticky
no milly DILLY
>>153608694Any nigga named Jack is crushing
>>153608688*USA vs USSR
Here it comesthe main eventnothing else to look forward to in next 4 months >>153608677im already done with beer I had prepared for today, im left to just emergency vodka and orange juice
what part of america are you guys from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9-f4Mosb_A>Find a way to bring that gold back home to U(SA)
>>153608724slayer of north americans
>>153607949Who's under a state of emergency in NY
beer or coffee?
>>153608694Low key, seth jarvis
>>153608742>file namekek. RIP "brett"
posting in a sticky
Make a dedicated thread
FIVE MINUTESFIVE FUCKINGMINUTES BROSI'VE BEEN DRINKING FOR 10 HOURS
>>153608756City slickers.
>>153608763Retard
just done watching the best hockey movie to get in the mood
>>153608764good night to you
I hope the refs let them play hard
mods will never sticky a genny
>>153608748>hanson brothers spotted
>>153608724they should've postponed the game for this desuIf America loses; humiliatingIf they win; we didn't have our core player so it's a hollow victory
Canada is demoralized and overrun with Punjabi filth I have never wanted to lose more than this game. I was at the game in 2010 I despise everything our country stands for
Come on canada you can do it
>will /hoc/ ever be the same againTHE FINAL KWABDOWN
>They literally BLACKED their national colorsWhat were they thinking?
>>153608695Billy G is all in. if his plans work, he is a genius. if they fail, he is an idiot. time will tell. but either way, you can't say he half-assed it.>t. fellow Wild fan
Me? Cool. Calm. Collected.Canadians? Smoking cock
>>153608783>we didn't play sydney >so it doesn't count if we loseo i am laffin
>>153608748average canadian couple
>>153608756dumbasses in the city who don't know how to shovel.
>>153608783Stop crying
>>153608764You should wake up just in time to check final score
where to watch this shit for free, fuck NBC
RIDE NOWRIDE NOW!FOR RUIN! AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!!!!!!
>>153608788DUN DUN DUN DUN
>>153608796it literally wouldn't THOUGH
WIN IT FOR ALYSA LIU (brady tkachuk's new gf)
>>153608807Tourists RAUS
>>153608788KEEP MOVING DON'T STOPKEEP MOVING JUST GO GO
what did they mean by this
shit teams
>>153608788Until 2030
This is the end of this chapter of /hoc/. Things will never be the same after this game
>>153608783>Game hasn't even started and already making copesJej
>>153608815Is she old enough
>>153608792yeah, i was impressed/surprised he went for hughes, biggest move outside of parise/suter I've seen a Wild GM make to say "we're all in" though, so that was nice to see
actual thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGpGsG8bvWk
>Cindy KWABsby too much of a pussy to play in the finalyikes and cringe
So is it usually a US vs. Russia final when they are not banned from participating?
die canadians you vanta black niggers
usa usa usa
>>153608756much of the coastal northeast is about to get a buttfucking blizzard
>>153608829im scared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp4xmayNpbM
>>153608823why even have Canadian branded toilet paperjeets just wipe with their hands
Canada literally cheated to beat finland
why is that retarded MIGAtard whine gretzgoy in the studio? get him the fuck out of there
>Canada has to watch their super bowl at 8 amKWABOSB (kek what a bunch of sleepy bitches)
>Random Sunday morning>Exhibition game>This is Canada's Stanley CupLmao
>>153608843another 4 incher like your dick lmao
Easy win for USAThey didnt need ref puck to reach the gold medal game
>>153608838Surely you’re aware that hockey is Canada’s game.
>>153608851FUCK YOU TRAITOR
>>153608837it's indeed very embarrassing, my pole friendwe at least had the foresight to leave patrick kane at home
>>153608829I refuse to believe things will change
>>153608838russia would have likely played the fins for bronze or lost to the czechs. i don't see their bottom 6 or defense staying with either the americans or canadians. Their goaltending would have been tits though.
>>153608801Can't shovel snow in New York without an ID.
Hopefully bennet takes a run at the goalie. Fuck being nice. Fuck the rules. Fuck everyone
Good morning numales
>>153608861Isn't it big in Russia too?
All Finland is USA fans today
Every single breath in the new world from 1492 to now has all led to this game. It will decide the fate of this continent for the next 1000 years
>>153608866Canada would have been out in quarterfinals
>>153608874WINLAND
the wall was built on the wrong border
USA bros...even if we win, it's because Crosby was injuredBeating an injured Canada feels cheap
Leafs flags should not visit /hoc/ at least a week after they lose
>>153608878Calm down
Watching the game in Canada
>North American game of the year>8am in Italy under yurorules we've been cucked bigly
>>153608856after 32 years of rape, this is all they have. oh, and the "but the players are canadian sometimes!" cope.
The canabro who said the canada vpn + cbc gem is a true gem
>no crosbyOWARI DA
watching the game in Singaporefuck amerifats
>>153608874In Sweden we are for Canada :)
>>153608885>Mexicodelicious street tacos, cheap housekeepers and gardeners>Canadajust pretends to be american
>>153608887crosby hasnt been relevant for 10 years
>>153608891fuck you macedonia, you were kwabbed by the parthians so sit down and shut up
I hope >we gave the Canadians food poisoning before the game
>>153608852>>153608860
>>153608902For America. His spirit has been spread across the remaining skaters. They have been super charged.
>>153608902how so, what happened
>>153608868>explicitly says it's an application to be a paid snow shoveler>pretends this means you need a loicense to shovel at allI know you lot down under are weirdo drunks but illiterate too?
>>153608887He's a game time decision he made his decision it's on him
>>153608868I thought those people thought "IDs were racist"?
kinda nervous ngl
>>153608906hell no
>>153608833at first I was like>damn, that's a lot to give up for one guy. really BG?but then I was like>oh... forgive me Quinn, I was not familiar with your game.I still will miss Buium, Rossi, and Ohgren though. they're all good players. hope the Nuckies use them well.
>>153607308fag
It's over
>canadians in the finals
Is drumpf watching?
Reminder that mike tirico doesn't think he is black
>>153608791>sees the colour black >thinks about interracial porn Wish we had a rivalry with a better nation culturally
>>153608887Crosby is sitting so he still gets his NHL payday
>>153608894can i get a naan alcoholic
>>153608914Old
>LETS GO CANADA!>clap clap clapclaPACLAPCLAPCLACPLACPACLPAPLCALPCPLACLPCAPLCLPAPACLPLCAPLCA
>>153608914a high testosterone man slammed into his bussy too hard
Whoever wins its meaningless without Russia
>>153608917Jim Snow
Why are Kenny Albert's teeth so British
Boycuddles with mitchell marner :3
>>153608928i am sure he has enjoyed the past 2 weeks in his fatherland
>>153608906 >cuck country supports cuck country >water is wet
>>153608887Someone needs to do something about this Radko fuck
Thread cuck better be on point this morning
>>153608922>hope the nuckies use them wellThey haven't been too kind to our boys so far haha. Ohgren getting "big" minutes for them is concerning for their roster status.
A GREAT CANADIAN MAN
>>153608809Chuc brother posts here
im gettin drunk and calling in sick to work tomorrow. let’s fucking goooo!!!!
>6am in NAnice olympics schedule they have, could have easily played 5 hours later
>>153608887Crosby is almost 40 years old
>>153608949He does it for free
>>153608961Nobody cares about faggy west coasters
>>153608958holy shit, that was my plan too!
ron maclean is so boring
what the fuck is ron maclean on about
>>153607288Don't forget to pick up your Timmies coffee for good luck bros :)
Whatever it takes, boys
DO IT FOR HIM
>>153608961It at least a couple hours later ffs
>>153608961it's 5am for me finbro
>>153608961It’s 8 am. Don’t use worst coast time
>>153608953why is this bum still on tv but don cherry isnt
>outdoor rink babble Based af
what emotion does this face convey?
>>153608677I made a tequila sunrise.
>>153608961Should have played earlier. Fuck americans and canadians.
All the finnish experts believe USA will win by multiple goals
>>153608961it's 7am in the best time zone
>Evil vs evilWho should I root for then? Should I even bother watching?
watching CBC stream, these niggas are taking this shit so seriously lol
pretentious idiot
>>153608961mountain time isn't real finbro
Biggest stage kevin bieksa has been in
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Matthews looked terrified. He's gonna cost the game, isn't he?
>>153608961i woke up at 6:30a and started drinking with no issue. They can fuckin' do it too, the cocksuckers.
>>153608953Stabbed Grapes in the back filthy piece of shit
I root for TRUMP
>>153608953wtf was unc talking about?a painting? the hope diamond?valentine's day?
>>153608997We love hoc here bud
>wake and bake>it's snowing out>house smells like coffeeCould I BE any more comfy
cheryl pounder mommy necklace
>>153608996If everyone is evil to you, then maybe you're the problem.
>>153608995I just flew over your time zone
>>153609009Great white hope
>mike sullivan speechgod i hope someone on the team is a good leader because YIKES>american swag, let's get it done
>>153608961>nice olympics schedule they have, could have easily played 5 hours laterfinal day of the olympics chucklenuts
>>153608996if it's evil vs. evil then support the most evil country (canada)
>>153609009 I root for total libshit death
>>153608988>how can I disappear without being caught
there are more women on the panel than former nhlers
>>153608975she shouldn't be touching her mother like that
>>153609019raped
wanted to sleep another hour but i'm up brother's
>>153608988wonder what song he was listening to...
>>153609022B-but I'm a libshit
Any other Canadians ambivalent about this? The consumer identity, bullshit patriotism, "elbows up", anti-America stuff is so cringe when we're already demographically replaced by jeets and are continually told we're on stolen land and to be ashamed. I want us just to lose to see the boomers that sold us out cry.
matthews will NEVER be a good hockey playerdesu the laffs should fire their entire fucking team and replace everyone but I don't know how much up and coming talent there is in the NHL
How long is Crosby going to be out for my penguins if he’s not playing today ):
Kino montage
LETS GO CANADA
sticky the thread
>>153609013Snow is melting here, i am unfortunately hypersexual right now, which is annoying.>>153609028Go to bed unc
>>153609012i'm talking about the nonexistent "political implications" and "historical context" or whatever these corny niggas is saying
>>153609035>>153609035>>153609035>>153609035>>153609035
Make sticky.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153608993superb latvija
>>153609025She's trying to make (Me) lustful for her
>>153608997hoc is serious business
Canada with the black leaf as mark of the cheaters
WHERE IS THE STICKY
>>153609020it's obvious they should priorize the spectator experience not ending ceremonythey should have booked olympic final for saturday in original schedule
>>153609016thank goodness
>>153609036Permanently preferably
>>153609019
>>153608952yeah but when Hughes was there, he was the guy eating up all the minutes. and for good reason.
why the fuck are refs from the same country as the teams playing
More like Jon POOPER
OK how are the leaf refs gonna cheat this game?
>>153609007Glad to have you join us brother
>2 canadian refsit's so overlet the cheating begin
>>153608874All memes aside I want USA to beat them bad like 20-0US has flawless penalty kill and the best goalie in the tournament, their D is great and once McNoobs get frustrated trying to penetrate it, anything can happen. This time only half of the refs are Canadian, but rest assured Canada gets a few power plays from nothingburger calls. Their acting skills are that good. It's time for the US to win Gold.
>2 Canadian reffies Free dub desu
>>153609033nigga its a hockey game get off the internet
>>153609064Retard
>>153609056>they should have booked olympic final for saturday in original scheduleso everybody would ignore it for superior curling?
>players step on to the ice at 8:07>puck drops exactly 3 minutes laterGary could learn a thing or two
well i hope there's atleast one murder
God I hope we lose
>>153608988>what emotion does this face convey?
TWO CANADIAN REFSBAHAHA WE GOT THIS BROS
>>153608988I look just like him
what is this geriatric tempo???
>>153609053tifa per noi pls
Damn, Canada is all over us. It's absolutely over.
>>153609101throw curling earlier or for other day then. playing hockey final in 3pm instead of prime time 8pm is just horrendous planning
I'm dissatisfied with the audio mixing I would like the commentators to be louder so I don't have to hear the crowd noise so loud to hear them, how do I send NBC a formal complaint?
>>153609090That's the point you retard. In Canada it's not being considered just a "hockey game".
LETHAL chances my my nuckies already
this sports awesomefollowing the puck with your eyes is so hard and takes so much effort that its insanely engaging just being aware where the puck is
>>153609102How bad are the delays in nhl what even causes it
>>153609163it's been at this time since the final's inception
>>153608869We are all aware canadians have zero regards for rules
>>153609179That sucks, CBC is alright if u got a VPN or look up a stream
>>153609192yes it is aside from perenially online facebook boomersstop being a homo
this sports awesome because its just soccer except at like 4 times the speedits like one of these game you play on emulator that you get to put on 3x speed
>>153609163>move the curling to accommodate a less interesting and popular sportfor what purpose
Imagine wearing another mans name on your back and paying for the privilege
>>153609194I did not even realize Canada scored twice already
>>153609033Shut the fuck up you uncanadian Epstein bot sounding uncle fucker.
>Bad guys wearing red and black like the devilspawn they are>Good guys wearing blue and angelic whitepoetic
>>153609316of course
>tackle head>no penalty
was that noah schnapp in the canadian crowd?
>>15360926950 people play curling and 150 watch it globally :)
>canad1an goaltending
>>153609340It's 5 v 7 on this ice.
fucking bennington
Fuck yak American goal
>>153608593Only niggers and muslims watch this shit
Gotta give them one to make it entertaining.
100% vs 0% accuracy kek
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO FREE BIRD
FIRST BLOOD
>>153608988>americans>emotionspick one, they have no soul
So that's one shot one goal, statistically
>>153609525Show the big hits
>>153609612thought we would get a replay of those, so I didn't record the live one
>>153609316>us>the good guyswhen will this amerilarp fucking end
>>153609315
Where'd everybody go
>>153609752ctrl f cross
>>153609752everyones in here atm>>153609734
