canada vs americamay the best NA country win>>153609035
>>153609734imagine if the US had lebron
Usa 1Can 0
moving fast
mods sticky?
We could be there right now
Our USAsies :)
Boldy.
>>153609734Threads are dying so fast. Just sticky ffs
>>153609734check em im from the future and we won
My Statesies :3
>>153609761Sticky bad
>>153609734>MacKinnon loses board battle>Makar and Toews just watch the guy go down the middleColorado is first round exiting again
they ain't scoring boss
Go Canada!! Sweden loves ya
SUZUKI:D :D :D :D :D :D
USA USA USA
Mods sticky the thread you fat jeet cric cunts
>>153609734posting in a sticky
Saade in this thread
DAY OF THE RAKE
This is peak
>>153609770mods hate /hoc/
>>153609734>Cucknadia
really no point jumping threads every 10 minutes
MODS JUST STICKY, IF NOT THE ENTIRE CATALOG WILL BE GAME THREADS EVENTUALLY
BRUH we just need a sticky
BLACK and RED = BAD GUYSWHITE and BLUE = GOOD GUYS
why does it keep randomly going to a commercial, this is worse than handegg
>shootthe puck from 20 feet out straight in to the goalies chest
>>153609770Wouldn't it go 10x as fast than
It's weird how much I like Hockey more when there isn't ads for Liberty Mutual every 5 minutes.
WHERES THE FUCKING STICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>153609770They're not even dying we could probably stretch to 1500 posts at the cost of fucking mobilefagsno need to be spamming at bump limit the thread doesn't instantly prune
Guys did you know miracle on ice soviet union bad usa win gold
>lake tahoe>lake placidLake...Milano?
>>153609794I don't blame them
>>153609796If we make enough threads, /sp/ will become /hoc/.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153609768He is a Masshole though...
>>153609789so true
STICKY THREAD SARRR!!
Canada 5 USA 2 final desu.
>>153609799>THE ENTIRE CATALOG WILL BE GAME THREADSBased
>>153609794They can hate it all they want but common sense has to prevail.
USA USA USA USA
>>153609806Sobeys is bad, we dont like sobeys FUCK sobeys.
crosby would've of scored there...
sup morning /hoc/
>>153609779No we don't.
What is going through his mind right now?
BROCK WITH THE BIG COCK
Today we're all USA
>Hey McDavid, hold still for a second.
>you've played really well the first 11 minutes herehmm
>>153609792Indeed it is, 8am on a sunday it feels like good church
what is the name of this traditional italian song?
can we realistically expect fighting in the crowd
A FUCKING LEAF
>>153609827Where did you get this photo of me?
>>153609754This
>>153609806how proud of your boy Suzuki are you right now?
>>153609796We want randos joining
>>153609830Bonjour
>>153609768retard
if Canada loses my amerifat coworkers wont shut the fuck up despite never watching hockey
7:25 AM. State street, Madison, WI, Whiskey Jacks. I watch team USA score against Canada in the gold medal game within the first 5 minutes. I start the USA chant - the bar echoes. Life is goodPs never been at a bar 7am before and I'm here with my sperg best friend life is double good
STICKY NOW
I would let the average Canadian babysit my kids.I wouldn't let the average American babysit my kids.
>>153609770Mods literally never care about hoc, not even the Stan Lee Cup final
best hokej game on PC besides nhl 2004?
>mackbitch, makbitch, toebitch all at a minus 1Wild are ASSFUCKING the softpusys even in Italy
>>153609801many are saying this
>>153609811No, this is /hoc/‘s turn to act like the divegrass thirdies who spam the board to the point it’s unusable for anything else
Faggots making too many small passes in the slot
>>153609835Maybe...I'm the problem
BEAT THOSE COMMIE BASTARDSUSA USA USA
>>153609822Learn to make a proper match threadno one is going to sticky this /hoc/ shit
>>153609799mods dont watch /sp/orts
>>153609812Yes
I don’t think I’ve seen Canada win a faceoff since the preliminary round.
Canada is winning according to the deserve to win o meter
Guise I just said to that cashier that I like that you keep smiling and stay cheerful.She was like "thanks, no need to grin"(in this profession)I don't think I hit the jackpot bros
>tcuck
>Canada looking at the officialslel. They're no chance. Not going to get refskate against USA.
>USA fansHave you guys ever seen a more beautiful people??>Brushes away tear of joy
>>153609867Im sorry but soccer is clearly superior to this and tackleball. Who the fuck watches this clown show? this is hardly a sportIt looks like some bullshit grade school children come up with in the last 15 minutes of recess
>>153609761Too lazy
>>153609835>i miss crosby and draisaitl
>>153609880They won the first face off of this game.
>>153609857incredibly based
>Garypuck at the OlympicsOooooh I hate it desu
>>153609856High five them.
>>153609888you're gonna need to step it up, babby
>>153609880They won the opening draw
>>153609865mildcuck
>>153609835>it's happening....AGAIN
Imagine how many Canadians who've spent their children's inheritance to travel to Italy for this.
>>153609864Emulate NHL14 or Legacy. Then use https://zamboni.gg/ on RPCS3 to get online Multiplayer back.
>>153609888Retard
>let's just toss it in the center of the defensive zoneThey teach this shit in mites, bro.
Canada is losing every puck battle in the offensive zone
LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA LETS GO CANADA
HEYYYY
i dont know shit about hockey but it feels like CAN never has the puck
if we don't get our sticky we shall simply fill all of /sp/ with nothing but /hoc/
wtf why are we sucking
>still no sticky
>>153609888>hockey is the sport bored kids play while grabassing at recess, not footylel
>>153609734hope USA gets fucking nuked and all of you die
JT Miller show them your grit!
>>153609886Reffies are punishing them for giving Tom Wilson a chance to win a medal
kek cancuck is looking at the reffies EVERY FUCKING SECOND they get sneezed nearby.
i’m at a bar at 7 in the morning rn because of this game. is this what alcoholics feel like
>>153609835war crime time. Victory has no rules
big save
>>153609909oh good, the most irrelevant european country is here
What is CAN short for?
>>153609857Based scansiniteWatching from Boston here.
With KwabDavid you LOSE
Canada is the Toronto of hockey
I can’t see the puck
Which part of the US are you from?I'm from Pennsylvania
JUST SHOOT IT MACKLIN
>>1536099172nd & 3rd period team
>>153609864nhl hitz emulated on the gamecube
damn, mcdavid can really fly
WE KEEP CHOKING DAMNIT WTF
>>153609879wtf
Americans are getting sloppy
Hellebuck is keeping them in it Binnington is single handedly losing it
Binnington looks ready to cough another one up just keep dumping on him.
>eroding the constitutional rights of every individual in the country>ushering in a militaristic police state>listed in the epstein files 38,000 times>convicted felon on 34 countsAmerica, the world is LAUGHING at us.
POGEYMANS
POKEYMAN
>>153609864>hokej>on PClmao good one
>>153609901awww wittle sofpusy gonna cry? awwwww. kwab 1993, etc.
>>153609864Nhl 2011 was the hardest multiplayer experience ive ever played of any game. Ive played like 100 multiplayer competitive games
Generational defensive center Bustin Matthews
>>153609928That's not Kosovo
>Hellasuck is elite Since when?
POKEMON INTERMISSION
shall
BOGEYMANS
>>153609935Me too (:
is this rink NHL sized? It looks smaller than I'm used to in European hockey.
>>153609923He’s already guaranteed at least silver.
>>153609929CAN't
Pokemonchads we eatin good today
>>153609925>is this what alcoholics feel likeyou have a reason to be therealcoholism is being there cause you have nothing else to do
poor quinn is being hunted...
>>153609879europeans are bigoted losers
When do they activate the glowpuck?Is that only on power plays or in the last few minutes of the period?
>>153609925I can tell you as an alcoholic I wouldnt have been. Bottle and the basement all the way
>>153609888this post brought to you by brown hands
hellebuck has that look in his eyeswe are not losing today boys
Celebrini is bad
we're not the soilers right say it ain't so
What nationality are the refs for this one?
>>153609888Shalom, rabbi
Pokémon Go to the polls!
MATTHEWS BABY
>>153609962That’s not a real country.
>pokemonwtf I love hockey now
>>153609962he's american, he has no idea what kosovo is, or what my flag means, he never heard about lafayette either
>>153609935Binlan mentioned XDD
You guys always make fun of Matthews. Matthews is great. /hoc/ is now a pro-Matthews board.
>>153609938Just like my USA
I gotta take a marner bros...
>Pokemon Intermission Report
>>153609917No puck movers on defense except Makar and Josh Morrissey and the latter is injured. Should've brought Schaefer.
>>153609909You can tell this tourist didnt watch the CAN vs FRA game lmao
MacKinnon is getting a Hat Trick in the 2nd.Digits confirm.
>>153609929it's short for "can't possibly stuff any more cocks in your mom's mouth"
I can't see the ads
just. not. ready.
>>153609933Many such cases
>>153609962oooooo i wanna take you down to kosovowe'll get there fast and then we'll take it slowthat's where i wanna go
gotta catch them all
hellebvyck = locked inbinnington = SHOOK
I don't understand why they try these ultra hard extra passes instead of shooting it
swedish commenators are glazing mcdavid full throat action
>>153609935Wakanda
BURGER BROS WHAT'S THE MOST YOU EVER LOST ON A COIN TOSS?
>>153609935Oh hey me too
>>153609953Go back to bed tranny
>>153609929CAN’t score
Despite the score, Canada has looked the better team.
>>153609972Is it just the speed and pressure that's making it seem tight and rink seem smaller? Feels like it's opening up a bit as they're adjusting.
>>153609972I think it's just as long but a little wider
>>153609928No need to insult France. That’s a mudshit
Why don't i get Pokemon ads i love Pokemon :(
>genwunners in my fucking /hoc/
>>153609925same i'm currently taking a shit at a diner that has a bar. beer and omelettes are not a good combo
>>153609972yes, the fucked up the construction of the arena
Score would be 3-1 with sid cheer leading on the bench
My balls itch
>>153610017normal swedish behavior
>>153609998kosovo, that's that place we bombed the shit out of in the mid-90s. we lose track. sorry not sorry.
If you watch the game you never see the puckbut if you watch the puck, you see the whole game
>>153609953Illegals have no rights.
>>153610017As expected
>>153609972No, it’s even smaller than NHL/NA. The spaghetti retards fucked up the dimensions while building it. They took the missing space out of the neutral zone.
>>153609935Go Avies
>one of the players on the yank bench is the son-in-law of the coachyou think he got there through merit?
>>153610029Pokémon didn’t pay Finnish tv
>>153609987lmao
IT'S NOT FAIR THE AMERIFATS HAVE DEFLATED THE PUCK
>>153610025oh so like the world series where canada lost? splendid :)
>>153610007its like comparing france vs usa on football (or socca as you call it) : we don't compare it, because it'd be fucking stupid. are you fucking stupid ?
>>153609998I'm in the liberal establishment, Kosovo is the only country that still likes me :)
>>153609935Minnesota
>binnington >good enough
>>153610047Unironically yes
my hemorrhoids are acting up
>>153610029Sorry, you have to live in a capitalistic hellscape.
>>153610016They better change it up in the 2nd instead of trying to force that play every time
>>153610051kek
>>153609935Dublin, California
>Binnington>Not a trashcan with wheels
>>153609935
a friend of my girlfriend literally sucked cock for a charzard UPC box. to completion, btw. thats how rare pokemon cards are today
>this corny "final countdown" organ shit in the fucking olympicsundignified
>>153610047guentz is legit, he was making the team either way.
>>153610011heh...he just need...heh...some time...heh
Which two Pokemon would you want to present an intermission report about hockey?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Pokemon
>>153610047Nepotism? In the land of the free? NO.
>>153610029Can’t wait for FRLG in a few days
>8 shots>0 points
>>153609998i only know what kosovo is to joke with jokic fans
>>153610029Because you didn't Pokemon Go to the Olympics
>>153609935/sgv/ here
>USA keep holding sticksfucking faggots lol
>>153609998> what my flag meansit means you’re most likely an african immigrant or aggressively gay
>>153610078Tune the soundtrack out. It's all silly.
>awful badtthews
>>153610077Baby want milkies...
>>153610077I didn't actually need to see this
>>153610078it's kino, ya dumb zoomzoom
>>153610077why women leaking from everywhere? Weird body.
>>153610077how is this hockey related
>>153609943only acceptable answer
>>153610083snorlax and alakazam
>>153610017>swedish commentatorsYou fucking tourist dont know Härenstam and Håkan Loob? Go back to soccer threads! And McDavid is the GOAT
Sticky the thread please
I saw it... I saw the puck
ugly jew rhymes with quinn hughes
>>153610086I don't know who this is but he looks very demonic
>>153610080I kinda wanted at least one of robo or cole to make the squad but if we get gold all is forgiven and I know nothing about hockey
Is Trump watching?
>>153610106women always be leaking
>>153610098what are you supposed to do with the stick rather than holding it
>>153609998>lafayettei know that faggot. we've known each other since high school and now he dates my fat exgf KWAB he blocked me on instagram
free my nigga grant
The pace of this game is insane
Can't cheat your way to victory in this one, fucking leafs.
>>153609802it's not the fault of the sport, genius.try watching a stream from a 1st-World country
I'm so high that I when I saw Mathews playing in a white sweater I thought i was watching my leafs and started cheering for America
>>153610077
>In 2019, Binnington was criticised for comments posted on the social media platform Twitter (now known as x) in 2013 and 2014 that were considered to be racist and misogynistic. When asked about the tweets after a morning skate, Binnington responded: "It was a while ago when I was a teenager and it was a little sarcasm, joking around. You know, I was a teenager. That's what life's about. You live and learn, and you grow as a human."[87] In 2020, Binnington posted in support of the Black Lives Matter movement on Instagram following the murder of George Floyd. Among other things, his statement read: "...remaining silent is no longer tolerable. Over the last couple days, I have learned what it means to be a true ally towards the black community. And going forward, I will fight for what is right."[88]lmao
>>153610104Yes you did
>>153610073>fatty
FUCKING CALL THAT REFS
>>153610032I would not count that as a real bar.
>>153609861thank you for the childrens saar they will be very save with me saar
>>153610077i'll take some in my cap'n crunch pls
For a sport this dynamic and fast paced it sure is extremely boring to watch
FUCKING REF PUCK
USA POWER PLAY
Canadian defence sucks
>>153610115Trump's son in law so yes, demonic
USA PP
The Cancucks obviously are steamrolling the mutts, just haven’t scored yet.
>BBC commentator: An ice hockey goalie will lose between 8-10 kg of water per gamehow is that possible?those fat cunts barely even movewtf?
>>153610113Fuck off. We don't see the puck over here
POWERRR PLAY
those are called a nic roy here now
>>153610113are you sure you don't just have to clean your monitor?
>>153609761Pls
>>153610116robo is a bitch who can score ENGs, but can't play two-way hockey.
OH NO NO NO
canada....
>>153609802I haven't had a single commercial, not even during the time out
I want to hear Freebird
>mike johnson tearsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
im worried bros it feels like the yanks are hungrier
P O W E RLAY
refs have bets on polymarket
It's over for Canada
>>153609935im from a little place called St. James
>>153610105i'm 35 years old and it's cringe
REFPUCK REFPUCK REFS ARE PAID FAGS
>>153609935Maine
>>153610128You know subconsciously know what you want to do.
>>153610130>this is the best goalie canada could come up withwhatever happened to Roy, Brodeur, Price? Respectable leaf goalies
celebrini is ruining that 1st line, give some better player for mcdavid to play with
>>153610090watch it be a shitty port that doesnt fit on the screen
>>153610130kek what a KWABOTY
tage thompson is gonna rip one home
canadians cheating again baka
>cheat >get punished Nooowwww we’re talking
>>153610134NOT AGAINST US WTF IS THIS
the check cleared
American PP
FUCK YOU REFS
TOLEDO reporting in
that check didn't clear Canada
>>153610142Can't believe they let an American Connor mcdavid them
Why is that leaf in horny jail?
We are so cooked
AMERIPOWERPLAY
>its fucking over
>matthews
Pooper play
>>153610107milk comes in bags
I CAN'T SCORE
>>153610140Let me guess, no leaf refs?
"just a stick to the chest" yeah retard a hook
matthews
>cucknadian reffies call an early penalty on canadaOh, no. I've watched enough kanass shitty queefs games to fall for this ploy...
That’s a pretty soft hook considering everything they’ve let go so far
Suddenly Canada doesn't like refpuck :)
>>153610141TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT YOU PUSSY STOP PASSING SO GODDAMN MUCH
>that's a penaltyIt really is NHL reffing! Don't forget who runs the game bros
shoot the puck you absolute pussies stop passing
Usa evolved into an overpassing team. Interesting.
Our commentators making fun of Matthews for not shootinng
>>153610107What are you drinking?
2 minutes for cheating
please bench matthews
When the going gets rough, the leaf gets cheating
>>153610186I say “holy Toledo” all the time
>>153610147You staff your commentary box with standup comedians like it's yet another BBC 4 panel show?
Lmao just put Robertson in pp and score
>>153609935I'm from Ohio
America is cheating
Why does IOC and IIHF suck up to NHL so bad? It's an olympic tournament played in Europe, there should be a big rinkBut I guess IIHF and IOC are too afraid of NHL players not coming. NBA adapt to FIBA rules in olympic tournaments overseas, so why can't NHL
shot the puck, bustthews
>Denmark still the only country that made burgers sweat a bit Kek
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>153610118Trump is always watching. He doesn't sleep. He's went to more sporting events as president than any other
matthews? more like missjew
Matthew’s singlehandedly killing this power play
KEK
SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK AND STOP PLAYING PUFF PUFF PASS
Does tika taka work in hockey?
Where’s the puck
>>153610219instant coffee
your gold medal match MVP
>>153610218As they should
USA v Canada gold medal game. Such a cozy classic. I remember sipping on a bottle of peppermint super schnapps during the 2014 Sochi game. Don’t even remember anything from the 2022 Winter Olympics.
>>153610233Based. What I voted for.
i hope the crowd chants for CM PUNK again
>PA-TINGrandomly every few minutes, what does the IIHF mean by this
So why is that leaf in the timeout room?
damn that thompson is dangerous
>>153610215I love women so fucking muchliteral perfect species
didn't know ben simmons played hockey holy shit
Good job you french idiot
IS THIS GUY RETARDED?
team canada is at full strength>AND THEY STILL SUCK
>power play
Do goalies even have to be in shape? They literally just sit there and watch lmao
>>153610090>can't wait for a game that came out 10+ years agoretard
I CAN'T SNEED
>>153610250i vote you go back fag
each tkachuk gets a hughes to use however he wants
>>153610249China causing covid and then getting an olympics was a little on the nose.
>>153610257he's so fucking good, buffalo would be so elite with all their former players
kek. nice icing you stupid shits. what were they THINKING?
Bustin Matthews
>>153610256Benalty. Being a leaf.
>>153610147Yeah, heard that and wondered what the fuck he was on about.
Is this the main event of gaylympic?
>American PP
>>153610195Just like the refs
>still no stickynot cool mods
>>153610228Italians fucked up the construction, it wasn’t pandering to the NHL. Blame the IOC for giving the Olympics to countries that don’t have infrastructure and have to build it.
>>153610228Its the premier league of hockey
>>153610253how come company man phil came back to the meanie wrestling place?
semen slurping game
>>153610273heated rivalry s2
>>153610077holy sexo
Refried swinging their cocks again
>>153610276>my reffies....
>>153610202yeah, it was definitely a hook. cbc has been goebbels-levels of nationalistic these olympics
>>153610280Yeah
>>153610215I'm 33 years old and have never had a gf.
>>153610221it will be a sour taste in my mouth if america wins and that useless fuck basks in the glory
>>153610268why are they even in the rink? it's so tiny
LET'S GO CANADA LET'S GO CLAP CLAPLET'S GO CANADA LET'S GO CLAP CLAP
>>153610265must be that nigger mutt vigor giving you the edge
>>153610268not really, as long as you have fast reflexes and are flexible you're fine.
>>153610280That would be men’s half pipe snowboarding final
>>153610265>team captain is out>full strength
>>153610278Penalty for what? It's my first time watching
Auston Matthews is a coward.
>>153610268The bigger they are, the easier it is to stop goals with their body
>>153610256post malaysian girls
>>153610147Maybe water they spill squirting the bottle into their mouth?
>>153610284Mods are punishing /hoc/ for being so shit all the time
EEE CEE DUB! EEE CEE DUB! EEE CEE DUB! EEE CEE DUB!
>>153610284A sticky would bring in undesirables Its better this way
>>153610302He has an assist moron
Theodore and Toews makes shitty decision in every single situation.
>>153610230Sweden took >us to OT
>>153610300lets make that 34 i believe in you!
USAU S AU S AHold still leafjeets. This will be quick.
All gold medal winners will be invited to the White House :)
I need moral. Hurt some Wilson
Is this an asterisk tournament? I mean, Russia weren't in the tournament
>>153610280winter olympics are not gay and very white
>>153610276they were trying to cheat. many such cases, sad!
>>153610284it's the white superbowl and there's no stickyreally makes you think
>>153609861Maybe you shouldn't have such sexy kids then.
>Kurt Cobain didn't kill himself music
>>153610280Yeah.Aren't you excited?This like the ending of the Lord of the Rings when Aragorn (Canada) charges into Mordor (USA).
>>153610320i'm undesirable and i'm here anyway
>>153609779We don't
>>153610300Have you worked on your rizz?
>>153610312Hooking. Can't tug or grab a player with your stick.
doughty you bum
>>153609864I forgot which n64 game I doubt it was an Olympics game but it might have been Wayne Gretzky 99 or something had an awesome fighting mini game. I can’t remember which game it is though but was definitely for n64 (and thus use ARES for near perfect emulation).
What is the defences fucking problem
>>153610249>Don’t even remember anything from the 2022 Winter Olympics.All I remember is pic related and finland beating russia for gold
>>153610300based me too
STOP THE COUNT
>>153610127i'm watching the cbc stream, nonstop commercials
is the shitty arena rock really necessary
>>153610340Why are you posting an Australian
>>153610280absolutely
why dont they just put a really fat sumo wrestler in front of the goal
>>153610323Canadians only competent d men are Makar and Harley and Harley isn’t even Canadian
The horn just signedThat means USA won right?
USA winning gold
>>153610341Rizz is fated
What a fucking nerve racking game
>>153610311You think Genghis Khan gave a shit if the enemy's leader was "at full strength"?
>>153610327How many will decline?
Doughty with the nice defenseive zone giveaway at the end. Sure glad we have plugs like him over Bouchard
>>153610342I see, thank you!
half the refs are canadian, it's over for US
Reminder that we don't even care aboot hockey. Imagine if there was a football game between the US and Canada and everyone acting like it was some huge game grudge match instead of the US winning 200-0.
>>153610327does the invitation come with a complimentary 7-year old girl to torture and rape as per american tradition?
>>153610345NHL Hitz?
>>153610331its the oppositeevery torunament with russia has an asterisk because they got state sponsored doping program
>>153610347doughty is 45 years old
>>153610324With three QFs going to OT this olympics had some potential for a mental top 4
Hope you all enjoyed the 1 goal lead. Canada will come out on fire and stomp the US with a 4 goal performance in the 2nd alone.
americans are eating
USA USA USAREVENGE FOR 2010
>>153609779t. the leaf anon that is in Sweden
HAVE SEX WITH USA
Fucking leafs are lingering without Crosby
MATTHEWS JUST TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT
>>153610356Last time they tried that he ate all the pucks and they couldn't play anymore.
>>153610327is that a threat
>>153610325soon soon>>153610341no rizz, no aura, no juice, nothing but cortisol spikes
team canada could really use a powerful jew like zach hyman
>>153610284mods would never sticky a generalthe 4 nations final last year got a sticky like the 2024 game 7
>>153610104Are you a homosexual >>153610281Canadian bussy
>>153610057Hey, I live about an hour from there (Virginia MN)Everyone from Finland is an asshole
Our USies :)
>>153610361for me it's laura
FUCK YOU USA YOU SMELL
>>153610345Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey?
>>153610228The Pastapoors fucked up the construction of the rink, it’s not only smaller in size but also the ice depth is more swallow.
>>153610353You'd preferred monkey beats like the retarded amerimutt that you are.
Cantnada Cuckcanuck
>>153610371isnt your royal family in the files?
>>153610375WHENSA YOURR DOLMIOS DAY
Wait, hockey players don't wear any neck protection even after what happened to that guy a year or two ago?
10-8 round for USA
"lady" gaga is a trans confirmed
ONE PERIOD DOWN
>>153610337oh look, it's the yuropoor that's such a contrarian he pretends to like canada
>>153610379pass me the fries
>>153610367>this is the queer that tried to shit talk Kaprizov that one timekek
are you allowed to latch onto your teammate and box the puck in with your skates and escort it into the enemy goal
So what's your favorite?
>>153610352Works on my machine
>>153610310They really need to cut some ski events and put something fun in like snowmobile racing
>>153610376mamma miaa
Pokemon
Not gonna lie, I'm an American
>>153610407>Murrican tranny obsession
>pokeslop commercial plays>Mute volume Christ good thing this will be the last I hear this
>>153610389we have the gay stranger things jew in the crowd he is literally a super hero there is no chance we lose
>>153610407hot
>>153610390Quick everyone make gamethreads
Canada having both main refs be from the same country in their game will nullify everything after that. How does that even happen? I mean come on.
>>153610417>>153610417>>153610417>>153610417>>153610417new bread
>>153610280Nope.The main event has always been Women’s Single in Figure Skating.
>>153610403epstein tried to harvest one of our princessesthe norwegian royal family however seem to have been quite tight with epstein
STEFANI GERMANOTTA IS A PROUD AMERICAN CITIZEN
Guys I'm confusedI was told repeatedly that this is the ONE sport leafs care about and they play it all the time. Meanwhile they're losing to a bunch of far fucks who probably play flag football for most of the year. What gives?
>>153610405hockey players are low IQ
LadsWhy does this Winter Olympics feel so cozy
2nd breakfast break
If they game ended now USA wins
>>153610363No shit
>>153610413nacho fries?
>>153610405Not yet, Gary is requiring it starting next season. Players who debuted beforehand will grandfathered in and not required to wear neck guards to protect against sloppy accidents by future astronauts.
>>153610416Going to be hard when men are flying into you
I vote we change it from a marner to a binnington Either way, im going to go take a binnington right now
>>153610215Tranny bulge has nothing to do with hockey
>>153610421Goddamn, I want a sandwich.
>>153610280what even is /yoursport/? being parasocial with ewhores hiding behind anime avatars?
I don't know whether to cheer for USA or Canada
POKEMON INTERMISSION TIME BROS
>>153610280Without a doubt, it is main event of all Olympics, both White and poverty versions.
>>153610408Stay still CanaKEKS this will only hurt for 40 more minutes.
>>153610452wont they be penalized for tackling if they do that
>>153610371lmao
>>153609930Wisco doesn't have a hockey team so we root for the badgers. College hockey Tix are 20 and you can move to the 200 seats after 1st period. Love y'all. No matter who wins today is blessed and fun
>>153610405That was a nigger purposely slashing his skate into a white guy's neck.
>>153610405>after what happened to that guy a year or two agowhat happened..?
>>153610352They're all full of niggers and degenerate gambling app ads
>>153610490it's always the negros
>>153610420Dog sled racing would be kino
>>153610421>has to raise the plate up high to the cameralol her boyfriend is recording the video
>>153610507You don't want to see it
>>153610348
>>153610420Snowscooters and dog sled racing would be cool.
>>153610487Should mention Milwaukee admirals division 4 or and Madison capitols my local is junior I've never been. Been to Wisconsin badgers a bunch
>>153610432Built for ___
>>153610387Deadlifts + steaks + cut to 10% is all the aura you need. The girls will flow when your physique is ho ready as fuck
>>153610420Professional snowman building
>>153610490>someone shoots a slapshot>puck goes straight through your neckwhat do? no skate or basketball american required. too scary i'd wear neck protection
>>153610507a guy kicked at someone, hit his neck, killed him it happened to be the one black in the british league
CANADIAN ANNOUNCERS SHITTING THEMSELVES
>>153610432
>>153610432i love her so much bros
>>153610421I’ll eat that!The sandwich looks good too
>>153610389Canada has two jews I can think or, Reinhart and Bennet, whilst the US has the two Hughes jews. Who am I missing my nootice bros?
>>153610331Unfortunately yes, especially considering they have some of the best wingers in the league and easily the stronger goalie depth out of any other team.
>>153609883>two autisms at the check out>what could possibly go wrong
>>153610529>>153610557oh... :(
>It's OUR Game. We throw our sticks out and win it. OK let's go.
usa usa usafucking cheaters are down a goal
>>153610546i'm too /weakmind/ to believe in anything
>just fuck my shit up senpai
Rip the fucking puck Matthews you asshole. What are you doing.
>>153610421if only this chick realized that if she didn't have tattoos her quest for a bf would be way easier
dubs and canada wins 3-2 in OT
FUCK CHINKJEETS
Daily reminder to all ameriMUTTSall ur players sound and talk like they're from canadathat'st a fact
>>153609883You probably said the worst possible thing you could have Although it doesnt matter. If she was interested she would have went with it. Its not that you blew it, you never had a chance.
>>153610370We don’t mention Niggercollision here Amerimutt.
>>153610652Dubs and everyone has fun
>>153609928United States wouldn't exist without France, however.
>>153610345NHL 97?That was the one I had/played
Single digits and USA will win
Just ask that cashier if she wants some fuck.
>Ozempic adsDo Americans really?
>>153610720It's the only medical ad I can respect. No more fatties please.
* total canacuck death *
Who had the best kits this Olympics?
>>153610662Please elaborate
>>153610776Based.
>>153610370US investment into college hockey says otherwise. I expect it could rival college basketball in 10 years or less
GODDAMNIT DOUG FORD STOP WASTING MY TAX DOLLARS ON MUH BUILDING ONTARIO ADS YOU BLUE LIBERAL FUCK
GOOOOOOOOOLDEEEEN SLUUUUMBERS FILLL YOUR EEEEEYES
>>153610077I would so put a coffee cup under that tit.
>>153610660>leaf cope
>>153610720>ozempic discovered as holy grail of weight loss>body positivity movement raped and evisceratedkek.
>>153610534Grew up in Wisconsin and played hockey, loved when the admirals were in the Bradley center, even got to play at halftime as a kid. I can't really get into college hockey
>>153610824Less than 10 years. College basketball is ruined by players being 1 and done's. For hockey though players can build a legacy since they aren't heading straight to the NHL at 18-19 like they are in the NBA. It's what makes college football stand out that the players are there for all 4 years, helps build storylines.
>>153609935Michigan
WINNER>GAGNANT
Name a better game then NHL Hitz 03
>>153610629GET UP
LET'S GO CANADA LET'S GOCLAP CLAPLET'S GO CANADA LET'S GOCLAP CLAP
kek stone
Watching Olympic hockey in Canada
>>153610421that sandwich is ass and would just fall apart, should have just served the surf and turf and left the bread out of it.
>>153611041get out of brampton, bro
>>153610421>until I get a boyfriendfilmed by her boyfriend
>>153610394I have distant relatives from my mother's side in Virginia, MN lol
>>153611070I'm in Alberta
>>153610352NBC /peacock app in America just has Pokemon commercials with lady gagging singing the jigglypuff lullaby
>>153611118Join us
>>153610416There can't be no definite kicking motion, but sometimes players go in front of the goal and someone slaps the puck into their skates and if it goes in, that counts.
>>153611041why are saars watching hockey?
while we have a moment:WHY ARE WE WEARING ALBANIA'S COLOURS?Canada is red & white, ffs
>>153611159For izzat
>MCFAGGOT
mcsecondary
KWAB
FUCKING DO SOMETHING CANADA JEEZ
>>153609883>keep smilingNext time add "adiós amigo" and she'll realise you weren't being autistic, you're actually a heroic mexican gerbil.
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
