Canada vs. Americatalk to the hand edition>also, mods are fags for not stickying editionprevious: >>153609734
STATUSFREEDOM
Lady Gaga literally looks like a demon…what the FUCK
How did USA become the good guys
We WILL prevail!
Moosebro has started drinking my beer :( we’re not worried though.
Is Canada regarded as a “good hockey team”?This is getting boring
Canada's clearly the better team, so I just expect them to win. probably 4-1.
Why does Elliott Friedmann look like that
How relevant is Russia in hockey nowadays?
go usa
Leaf bros...I'm sorry for doubting you.You were right about this LOSER
Pass less, I beg of you.
Big dick /cric/Small cock /hoc/It rhymes so you know it's true
>>153610417Sending Wilson my energy so he can super saiyan hit an American again
Hockey!
>>153610449We always were
Saade in this thread
>>153610417Thread theme lets gooooo America https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc&pp=0gcJCUABo7VqN5tD
POKEMON INTERMISSION
>>153610403our monarchy is nothing more than a tourist attraction lol
STOP THE COUNT!
>two women on the desk>huge ad for fucking ozempicthe absolute STATE of CanaKWAB
Finna heat up some pidser
>>153610479
>>153610449They’re both evil
>>153610458That's a good beer fren
Boldy.
>>153610479apparently kash patel is a fan of my islanders and that's super gay
>>153610447>looks likeBro she IS a demon
get celebrities away from my pokemon
Cancucks!
wish i had a sausage mcmuffin w/ egg
death to those who put these witches on the panel
make a proper game thread if you want a sticky
>>153610495What is Shannon up to right now?
>>153610417>wanting the mods to stick a generalmake a gamethread next time fag
>>153610479>Behold saars, my Israeli spy wife
>>153610479Is Kash "Money" Patel rooting for USA or the Indian colony?
You’re fingering your wife during intermission right /hoc/?
>>153610493why do we hate ozempic? is losing weight globohomo?
>>153610473i like seeing ugly people on tv
>>153610485Classic post
>>153610502explains why all the libbies I work with are obsessed.
TKACHUKD.com
>>153610475Top 4 country but we banned them because of muh Ukraine
>>153610458fag
Should I go get McDonald's?
>>153610447They’re all demons, Anon.https://youtu.be/Eu4UWhzwRiI
>>153610499>mildcuck
>>153610389The Canadian brass doesn't get Gary like we do. We know that Gary takes care of his own and would've made sure a Canada win if they'd selected more of his people.
I am watching with my dad and he is singing tainted love in his terrible english, help
USA crush the dirty leafs
>>153610486Holy based
>>153610520yes
Will any country in Europe ever catch up to the north americans?
You guys scared off our Canadian lil bros by being mean.Apologize.
Canada can't win if they can't score
>>153610493uhh but reddit told me america is the only country where medications are advertised
>>153610502>>153610447How is she a demon?? Just because something or someone looks different doesnt mean it is satanic
>>153610540Yes
>>153610316
Imagine getting gangbanged in the asshole by both Team Canada and Team USA after the game.
>>153610523Not yet, but things are in the works. It's happening.
>>153610540Yes (:
>>153610540one hundro p
>>153610496yes but fuck Canada
Thread's going so fast, nobody will notice the girl I've been dating for a month still hasn't put out
>>153610516Shannon is already setting up his whiteboards for his post game breakdown while taking care of his kitties.
wHERE IS THE FUCKING STREAM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Four Nations was better
>>153610544Based dad
>>153610433that was a beautiful move
Wow Mutt Baldy is so good at hockey
based Zamboni
>lots of alpha males
Seasons 1-7 and the 2006 film of trailer park boys is great, but the rest is dog shit.
>>153610499ive been minnesota, not a bad state actually
>>153610555Ozempic is a lifestyle supplement, silly
>>153610551we lost in OT
>Roxy and Shana Lane are biological sisters from Quebec that do porn together
>>153610540Sausage egg cheese mcgriddleHash brownOrange juiceMedium coffee
why is the maple leaf black?
>>153610417what's he doing right now?
>>153610449Cheatnada are the archvillain of the olympics this year, it seems
>>153610544Give him a microphone
>>153610458luv u swedebro
>>153610540It's breakfast only
>>153610518it doesn't matter retard>>153610540no
>>153610540
>>153610569Yes. Cheaters deserve to die.
How is india doing in the Olympics?
>>153610449We always have been. Beacon of freedom to the world. We're literally better than everyone else and you should be looking up to our freedoms and unalienable rights and most perfect form of government.
>>15361057612 nations kino af. Many tactical mistakes with goalie pulls in the group stage. It was great.
>>153610595black lives matter chud
>>153610561wtfi thought you people were dark brown
>>153610540Wawa has a better breakfast for cheaper.
>>153610585Is Miller one of them?
>>153610526It makes you lose weight in the worst possible way (starvation) and literally slows your metabolism down. Just waiting on the "it also causes cancer" coming in the future. If you wanna lose weight put down the fork and hit the gym
There’s going to be 20 threads since no sticky
>>153610587I like all of the films but yeah the netflix seasons and their other spinoff shit sucks
>>153610536xD
>>153610593>sisters
>>153610542(You)
>>153610576>the gloves off fights right at the beginning of US v. Canada in Four Nations final
>>153610551Norway has more medals
>>153610540No, their shake machine is down
i cant stop thinking about women’s ass holes.
LadsWhy does this Winter Olympics feel so cozy?
>>153610551Czechoslovakia if they unite again
>>153610526>Big Pharma>a plausible solution
>>153610593>QuebecThey aren't even classified as human.
I'm watching on NBC. No ads during the first period.Thank you.
>>153610479Your sport isn’t serious if it’s filled with jeets lol
>>153610587Letterkenny has a couple funny episodes but most of it is "repeating the same joke again and again"
United States of Canada is gay
crazy how mcdonalds is more popular than burger king desu
>>153610574achievable natty?
>>153610618Malays are brown. She's chinese, so am i
>>153610564That would be quite the sight
>>153610540McDonalds nuggetsJack in the box tacosBurger King friesDel Taco burgersEnjoy the slop feast
>>153610587as soon as they left the park I stopped watching, the og seasons are peak though
>>153610625Good
>hockey threads too slow to get a sticky boring can't wait for the world cup
today i am american
>>153610540Plastic shit
>>153610560Will go one day
What are you eating during the game?
FUN FACT!!
>>153610632how many of those medals will be sold to fuel a raging drug addiction later in their lives?
>>153610606Love this cutie.
>>153610625I'll give you something sticky
>>153610537Finland and Czechia are both better
>>153610526yeah my mom's life was made dramatically worse by being like 300 pounds so even as a certified libtard, I don't even understand the "woke" arguments against ozempic
>>153610625it's 9am even with global interest it's not going to be any faster of threads than a typical SNF game
>>153610593Canadian trannies don't belong in a hockey thread
>>153610575>>153610575>>153610575AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153610449after they were caught raping kids they created this meme about how canada is evil because we touched granite or whatever
What is it like living in Prince Albert, SK? Seems comfy
>>153610656Today you are a free bird
>>153610624Ozempic is worse than fasting/starvation.They showed a comparison between Ozempicfags and fasters and the fastfags had a much fuller face while the Ozempiczombies had sunken faces.
>>153610649how many malay girls have you gotten pregnant?
hellebuyck is NOT a choker
>CBC panel is just going over all the missed call against the states Based
>>153610647McDonald’s feeds ground up human baby meat to its customers.
>>153610649Chinamen are white?
these candanian niggas is so mad>>153610647they're both terrible
>>153610646Um, they're provinces, buddy. Uniter Provinces of Canada
>>153610667
>>153610575Channel 15 on my tv bro
>>153610663what's wrong with the eggs it's a sheet of eggs
>>153610663Gonna eat some healthy homemade pizza soon.
I love listening to ron mcfag complain about muh calls he is a true canadian
it's över
>>153610599Love ya fren <3
>>153610641CBC has ads? Makes no sense for a state broadcaster
I always get Faber and Boldy mixed up in my mind.
>>153610663Are McGriddles actually good? They finally added them to the menu here but I haven't tried one.
>>153610540No you should have it DELIVERED straight to you like a REAL AMERICAN.
>>153610636
Rip the fucking puck Matthews you asshole. What are you doing ?
Do I need Cock to watch the game
is this worth staying awake for...
>>153610667>drumpf after jerking off
>blue shelled right before the finish lineKWAB
Do average americans care about this game? If I visit Los Angeles and walk down town and ask them about it, what would they say?
I thought it was pronounced OZempic not oZEMpic
>>153610656finland pulling for USsweden pulling for Canadanorway like wtf is hockey
Sell me Ice Hockey
>>153610624>It makes you lose weight in the worst possible way (starvation)thank you for the laugh, retard>>153610638you're an antivaxxer as well I'm assuming?
Danielle est rough à écouter avec son hostie de rhume.
just woke up and had an immediate diarrhea poo.
>>153610693>Canadians perplexed when the refs aren't all Canadian
>>153610606BUILT FOR BBC
slag time?
>>153610647Burger king hires actual legit retards and the government pays burger king for it. Always feel like dogshit is why I don't go there
>>153610693are they wrong though. refs straight up ignoring the Americans cheating while calling us for every little thing
>>153610710me too
COME ON THEN BINNINGTONSCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS
Vpn set to Alberta, then watch on CBC gem
>>153610656they keep their shoes indoorsfuckin animals
>>153610711They are too sweet for me. I much prefer the English muffin
>>153610663>Americans eat this shit
>>153610730It's a franchise
>>153610656
>>153610696impossibru
>>153610606donald trump wants to subjugate THAT?!
>>153610647Burger King used to be a lot better but their quality went downhill awhile ago. Whopper + onion rings is still pretty good though.
>>153610663I had a breakfast baconator pretty good would eat again
>>153610711good by mcdonalds standards yeah
>>153610663pirogi with kochkääs and beer
>>153610700God damn it Chester lmao
>>153610595For the funeral
>>153610725>Los AngelesThe rams are far more popular. WHOSE HOUSE?!?!??
>>153610689The comparison isn’t Ozempic vs fasting, it’s Ozempic vs staying obese. The people taking it won’t lose weight any other way.
>>153610725Probably not, no. If you walked around LA right now, you'd be talking mostly to homeless crackheads.
this is ending 5-0 canada is closer to slovakias level than USA
>>153610745Stop leeching off of our tax funded services you've never paid into.
LFGGGGGGGGG
why no stiggy therda?
>>153610693>Th-they’re cheating!!!Holy pottery
if bitch nigga matthews gets a singular point i'm switching teams
>>153610711honestly? better than you think, but not worth $5 or however much it costs in this economy
>>153610691I don't fw malay girls. I don't want to be a muslim. Also, their hair stinks from wearing a hijab all day.
>>153610729I've got to imagine they play Hockey in Norway.
why does (((nbc))) ALWAYS have to shill in some brown during hockey games? All of those White girls were standing and clapping and then you have the human version of dunston checks in doing the typical arm arc shit and shouting over everyone.
>>153610739
>>153610650Ain't no one getting in the Tiggster's virgin bootyhole, I can assure you
>>153610725no hablo ingles
>>153610663you will have colon cancer when you are 35
>>153610636Countries that lack naturally occurring ice and snow are filtered out, meaning higher quality threads and more intelligent posters (on average)
>>153610745kek based
>>153610716Oof. Talk about being built for ___
Canada has led in regulation of these playoffs for>0 minutes
>>153610730get the fuck out of our general
>>153610747I've heard others say this.
>>153610725americans don't care about anything but food and gossip
FATIGUED
>>153610741Cry aboot it
>>153610778You're chudded
>>153610771He already got an assist though?
refpuck only saviour of känädä
>>153610745Just pay for p cock
>>153610794no sell me
>>153610768
>>153610775we have indoor hockey where we walk around in a sweaty gymnasium and you get shouted at if you lift the hockey stick above your knees
People who take ozempic because they are too lazy and stupid to just eat better and exercise and be patient deserve to be criticized. Bunch of fucking lazy faggots
>>153610649Ian miles cheong tell me about my country
>>153610730>tp>tf
>>153610700Why are you on 4chan for 14 years?
>>153610725it's 6am on a sunday there no one is up
>>153610725Only in northern cities 2bh
my intermission snack is ready
>>153610772$8.79 for a bacon egg and cheese mcgriddle, mediums coffee, and a hashbrown, at least where I'm at.
Pull it together Canada. Don't let me down.
>>153610803Nice
>>153610656Is that you Lauri Törni?
USA bros...it's not fair...we aren't playing a healthy Canadian team....
>>153610799and you're a faggot.
>>153610684>Prince Albert, SKDRUNK INJUN SHITHOLE FILLED WITH JEETS TO BOOOOOOT
>>153610796Those are top tier topics when talking to women. Even here.
>>153610812haha...
>>153610820what sport is this?
>>153610624don't need a gym like nigga just walk instead of driving or taking the bus and the weight will go down by itself
>>1536108122012 was like 8 years ago
>>153610656If Finland had only added my GOAT Finnie to the team they would be here.
I really want to have sex with Asian women. My favorite thing about the Olympics is seeing some of those cuties.
>>153610763>The people taking it won’t lose weight any other way.Then they should die. Fat people don't deserve to live. Explain exactly what part of society would suffer if everyone who had a BMI over 20 was killed.
>>153610813They just showed a large group of Americans cheering in a cafe in Boston ya dingus
>>153610725Hockey just isn't popular in most of the USA, and anecdotally here in Michigan 90% of olympic hockey discussion is about Larkin as if he's captain
>>153610792Getting married and only having 1 white sexual partner
>>153610812I've been here for 19 as of this year. You don't get to leave.
>>153610786>getting to die before everything else in life gets worse
how did this obnoxious n with a speech impediment get this job
MONTEMSIS WHERE U AT?
>>153610803god damn, i so wish to see this happen to mackbitch someday.
>>153610722>standing like the front half of a centaur in an attempt to hide the undeniable fact that you're a fat fuck
>two halftimesshit sport
>>153610683>they created this meme about how canada is evil because we also raped kids
It's alright we're a cricket country now anyway
>>153610852Come check out some Canucks games after the Olympics are over!
eye of the tiger time
>>153610817look at mr. madison avenue loafers
>>153610725Idiot America isn’t a homogenous country. There is no ”American” monoculture.
>>153610831>there are too many black people in ads>why aren't ads targeted to me>>153610858You weak willed like all australians
>>153610852they’re 3/4th of your population, how are you struggling?
>>153610820Who dat?
>>153610725>LAno, hockey is much, much more popular in the north. If you go from the Dakotas east to Maine you’d get a much different answer than in the south
>>153610782just my type of mid bitch
>>153610845Is this real ?
>>153610825>my cousin Marnerjeet
>>153610820What did your mom mean by this?
>>153610825I thought you said only Americans are fat?
>>153610820I love slutty women with big fat asses and I don't care how controversial that opinion is.
>>153610663bro is grainmaxxing and seedoilmaxxing
>>153610725Sure, it’s morning on a weekend and we’re very patriotic, it’s getting views. It’s not the Super Bowl or anything though
>becomes your 2nd best puck movercoop should have imported these pakistani bulls
>>153610867>two extended opportunities to play vidya during the game>shitLoser.
>>153610871Im on the opposite side of the country bro...
this chevy ad does kinda eat tho
>>153610871May I have the two cuties?
>>153610852you have qt asians at home :)
>>153610803Based finns. This should be legal when it happens to Canadians. We need to take their whole country away. We need living space.
>>153610852Isn't Canada filled to the brim with Chinese? Go get one.
>>153610855boston is 3 hours ahead of la retard
>>153610855>what are time zones9 AM in Boston6 AM in LA
>Jordan Binnington is ranked dead last, 91st of 91 goalies who have played in the NHL this season, per MoneyPuck
>>153610749It looks like dutch or english food desu
Was michael jackson innocent?
>>153610882
>>153610845He is no longer a chad I do mire that he can bench 3pl8 though
>>153610904Of course! Go Canada!
>>153610894Grain is fine if you have a normal digestive system
Two more periods of this both teams having great looks constantly. On edge. My heart gonna stroke out.
>>153610843Spot the jew
>>153610793is that good?
>>153610852Same
>>153610835Why are they in SK…. Or PEI… they should stay in Ontario and BC
>MUH OZUUUUMPIIICCC
>>153610852When I was in Vancouver years ago (before it was all Indian) it was half asian. I had sex with two asian chicks when I was there. If you're white what is your excuse?
>>153610876This is true
CanaWIN WE WILL WIN AAAAAAAA
>>153610871>>153610906impossible to suffer in the new world
>>1536108582004 was 22 years ago...2008 was 18...My time on 4chan and spee is legally fuckable
>Armed man shot dead by Secret Service after entering secure area at Mar-a-Lago
>>153610493>huge ad for fucking ozempicAll the burgers refusing to pay for the cock and watching fucking leaf stream need it.
>>153610803the insane levels of finnish seething over that blatant penalty has permanently destroyed my perception of your country. I thought you were an intelligent, civilized people but you are clearly much more culturally slavic than nordic.
>>153610906Wtf they stole our flag
>MASSIVE BUILLD UP OF MILITARY FORCES BEEING REPORTED AT THE NORTHERN BORDER>AFTER BOLDYS DIRTY BACKHAND BISCUIT TRUMP HAS DETERMINED CANADA IS WEAK ENOUGH FOR A GENERAL INVASION
>>153610879He obviously means the attractive kind of Asians, not jeetas
>>153610921Yeah
drop the puck gary
>>153610642O SAY CAN YOU SIN-ACK!
>>153610934They are everywhere.
>>15361092150/50Nothing proven, but enough smoke there to be suspiciousHe was retarded, maybe not a pedo though
>>153610924Thank you once again, I'm remoralized.
>>153610906I want an Asian Flames gf
>try spend my morning enjoying>dad finds my liquor wall again
>>153610725los angeles isn't america, it's mostly foreigners, the majority being mexican
>>153610941Based if true
If the thread was stickied it wouldn't even be that fastIt's still kinda dead here
>>153610940>My time on 4chan is now older than some of the people I'm arguing with
>>153610922Your wife needs a BBC
>>153610935what are they doing up there in the territories
>>153610945also my heart
What does he do?
>>153610961kek
what did i miss
>>153610909BC is pretty far for most canoocks to travel for pussy, he's likely better off importing a thai mail order bride or something
>>153610898>playing video games
>>153610948>insects>attractive
TIME TO GO
POST TANUUKI-CHAN
>>153610921he had children sleeping over at his house, in his bed and had a bunch of toys and games for them to play. What do you think?
Score aside, Canada dominated the first period. We're so fucked bros.
>>153610812
I like canadiansate burgerssimple like this
>>153610961Cleaning out places like this can be fun
I admire how much of a based retard Brady is
>>153610807American indoor gym hockey
If Team USA wins, will they be invited to the White House?
AND WE'RE BACK
>>153610965finally when you say you going to fuck their mum its actually real thread
Pour over is ready, who needs a cup?
>>153610921fuck no lmaoif it were anyone but MJ accused like he was they'd have been condemned instantly
Why is the so soulless compared to 2010?
>leaf lines in the blenderUH OH
>>153610921I wonder if people try to make the Barry Bonds on steroids "they were all doing it" argument
America :)
>>153610992
>>153610973He plays for Toronto, so the only possible answer is "lose"
>>1536109701. genesthey accumulate fat easier to face the shittiest winters on earth2. very bad diet
>>153610978Yeah we only have flips where I live, and its not even remotely the same...
>>153610809Multicultural country, beautiful place, great food, corrupted government (just like any other SEA country).Also, the black americans who always complain about white privileges should look up "malay special privileges in malaysia". It's literally in our constitution. They pay less when buying houses, they get special allocation in university enrollment and government jobs, islam stuff takes priority over any other things, etc.
>le epic vancouver hockey riot was 15 yrs ago
How many innings do they play? Is this the last one?
this line is going to suck because mackinnon is hurt and stone is slow
>>153610636this!
>>153611011take yer shat
I'm so sure of our victory that I will apply for MAID if we lose.
>>153610973Weak chin weak will
>>153611007KWAB
dallas series stuart skinner would style on these niggas
My local kroger has buy 2 get 1 free on 12 packs of bud light and budweiser. I think im going to stock up when I go to the store today
>>153610935What happens here
Jon Cooper is in damage control at the start of the 2nd. Canadians are mentally broke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmwATL4CNRc
>>153610979>not playing video games
>New line combo for Team Canada to open second period: MacKinnon between Marner and Stone
>>153610997more like mandated
>>153610921Has anyone checked if he's in the files?
I want to see the canacucks crushed. Burgers, do the needful.
>tfw I take Ozempic for diabetes and everyone assumes it is for weight loss. I actually gained weight after I started it.
whats the point of a mouth guard when you just let it dangle the entire game
>>153611011
>Wilson turning like hes going to double hand slash someone >sees the ref so he doesnt Lmao
>>153611019there was 3 yesterday so maybe there will be 3 today too
>>153610966Why would she need a broadcasting corporation
>>153611000HIT ME UP HOMIEBOYMILK AND SUGAR YEAAH BUDDY
>>1536110193 quarters
Lets go USA!
The media in my country wants Canada to win because Canada under Mark Carney are good allies to EU.
>>153611032we're eating whales
Im starting to feel suicidal
>>153611016My friend lives in Kuching. I visited her last year, and really enjoyed it. Nice, peaceful place.
>>153611017
COOPER MY NIGGA GO PLAY MARNER MCDAVID CELEBRINI
>>153610997obviously. and all of them will go because they aren't virgins
>>153610973he brings the intangibles
>mackbitch, makbitch, toebitch all minus 1>boldy and hughes plus onekwasofpusy.
>>153610540No, you should cook your own food.
>>153611033It doesn't mean anything but it's just a funny factoid that the best coach in modern hockey went to the shittiest law school in America
what's with the black leaf logo?
>>153611033Cooper does look tense and clenched
>>153611045real eater here
/mlb/ sent me
>murikans need permission from daddy government to open bars in the morningoh no no no
/hoc/ stop falling for the m*chael j*ckson baitit's astroturfers trying to shill his movie this is a hockey thread
>>153611032Seal clubbing , shack living and natural resource exploitation
>>153611032ice chugs fuck each other and live in poverty
GO CANADA GO>GO CANADA GOGO CANADA GO>GO CANADA GO
>>153611032Mostly natives.
goddamn did anyone else see the bigass titties camerawoman behind cooper?
>>153610955Sorry no one takes little brown man baseball seriously akshit
>>153611043the false prophet muhhamed was a pedophile
>>153610999>be white>used to date a Vietnamese cougar with a hapa son>he was in middle school while I was dating his mom>always stayed in his room playing games, but when I saw him I could tell he didn’t like me>good chance he is now crying about WMAF relationships on ribbit or /r9k/
Go Canada!
>>153611032blubber is its own food group there
>>153611058I didn't ask how you wanted it. Black only here, what you think I don't know how to make did coffee?
why do they switch sides every period it's not like in football where the wind plays a part in the game
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153611000> West Coast 5 AM CrewYes
>>153611062yeah thats why i support team USA
Edzo out here besmirching Kaner in favor of Mathews…
Canada looks like shit
>>153611081my bar (liquor cabinet) opened at 6:45am this morning.
>>153611085>The Canadian North is the American south
>>153611062Good allies how?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Cale Makar without Nathan Mackinnon is a league worst -34 +/-
Can an Olympic gold redeem McDavid's career?
GO CANADA AAAAAAAA CANADA NUMBER 1
hellacuck lookin SHAKY
>>153611088Pics or it didn't happen
>>153611006No Crosby
USA>USAUSA>USA
>>153611076It stands for the cocks that Canadian women prefer
>>153610921>You can never break me Will me, thrill me You can never kill me Jew me, sue me Yes
>>153611099position of benches obv
CAM ON CANADASCOR SAM FACKIN GOALS
>>153611080My broors get their first televised game today :)
>>153611065Oh yeah, east malaysia is more peaceful and better culturally. The people there also get along with each other better
>>153611097>black onlyGROSS!
the ref did a really cute jump
>>153611063>weare you watching the game in inuktitut on cbc?
>>153611088i saw her but just for a fraction of a second
I feel that straight up saying to someone older than you in a grocery store checkout that "I like your smile" would be creepy. No?
>>153610941is he okay?
its over
>>153611080based
That Hughes guy is pretty quick Would be a shame if he ran into willsons elbow
I CAN'T SCAARRR
>americans actually think they're going to winLMAO.
Our Dmen are so shit keklol
>>153611136He has been corrected.
>>153611102why would you not just go to sleep and set an alarm? 5am is a relatively normal time to wake up it wouldn't ruin your sleep schedule
she is watching
>Canada already trying to cheat via running the goaliePATHETIC LITTLE WORMS
Never watched Ice Hockey before. Shit's pretty cool, but chaotic to watch.
>player named HegelI demand your hockey philosophy memes
>>153611099So home fans can watch their team shoot the same side twice
>>153611153??? Doubt she knows anything about hockey
how about /curl/ girls
Why don't the refs pick the stick up
>>153611064just wait until the 3rd period equalizer after us park the bus for 40 mins and the inevitable heart wrenching OT 2-1
>>153611032Eskimo culture. Most Canadians live further south than Minnesotans, because the line of longitude dips and Canada's cities hug the border.
>>153611145Canadian trannies aren't welcome in hockey threads
just not ready
Yanks are gonna turn around and score
>>153611135Older? No. Younger maybe.
>>153611139I look like this
CAN WE FUCKING SCORE PLEASE
>>153611099Harder/riskier to change lines when your bench is farther from your zone
>BENNETT GO KILL
we have no attack right now
Ngl this is better than football
why does harley always have the puck on his srick
>>153611172um excuse me, sydney crosby is a future hall of famer in our great sport
>>153611158Its much duller when it two shit teams like arizona or toronto
Get it out of the zone Americans
>>153611189Agreed
Canada just firing the puck.
>>153611135Just say "you have a nice smile" If she blushes, looks down, or touches her hair and smiles you're in keep going. If she doesnt just pretend you've never seen her before and move on.
>just woke up. we're already losing
FUUUUUCK
Reminder that olympic hockey will be played in a divegrass stadium in 2030
>>153611164is that a hybrid nippon?
How TF wasn't that interference??
it's only a matter of time before this game is tied
>>153611182Mm only once USA is up by 3 with your goalie pulled
>>153611201Sounds based
A Canadian just tried to storm Mar-A-Lago with a gun to kill Trump. They are doing a press conference right now.
>>153611191Crosby is the goat of the 21st century
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
can the players see the puck?
>>153611099d-men have longer shifts, hard to change, so more scoring chances for offense.
>it hit the stick
Broken stick what the hell
HAHAHAHA
Canada has really turned it on now
>>153611180Yes, thank you. That's what I was thinking. Trying to play it a little more maturely
panic in the usa
Is the quality of this game better than a Stanley Cup final game would you say?
what kind of fuck ass rule is this why did nobody move that stick or why couldn't he just pick up his broken stick?
So is this what peak hockey looks like ?
Canadians get so upset when the refs dont simp for them lmao
>>153611204no just northern Japanese girls
sport is so much better without inbred monkeys constantly hitting the glass desperate for attention
TROLLSTICK
If you break your stick you need to just head straight off the ice you’re not doing anything remotely productive just standing around flailing your arms like a scarecrow
>>153611201outdoors?
>getting btfo by a broken stick
this ice is dreadful
New thread?
I CONT SCOR
Drop passing is so much more based than dump and chasing. God I fucking hate dump and chasing hockey.
Canada needs to get one
>obvious tripping
the jewish goalkeeper isn't playing today right?
>>153611237she's ugly.
>>153610973defend
Connor Hellychuck >>>> Connor McStarofDavid
>>153611247>>153611247>>153611247NEW
Canada is gonna be gassed here in 5 minutes
>>153611226Yeah but US is getting better looks by being opportunistic
New>>153611262>>153611262
>>153611237It's gorgeous
Ahhhhhhhhhh I'm freaking out
I CAN'T FEEL THE PUCK
No Canacuck with the presence of mind to clear the stick from the offensive zone
A head coach like Jay Woodcroft would have us scoring 4 goals a period
>>153611215Honestly, I'd be ok with that.
>>153611233Yes. A lot better. This game arguably has the most talent of any hockey game ever, it's at the bare minimum top 5.
>>153611259kill yourself you retard
>>153611263Sure, if they shot the fucking puck
>>153611233In terms of player material these are arguably the two best hockey teams to ever be deployed.
will dangle commit seppuku if Canada loses?
>>153610943>a fucking leaf
>>153611231its their tactic they did the same against sweden even if they concede they will step up and score again parking the bus when you are not a minnow pays off
>no tripping penalty
who is like the draymond green of the usa team? who is most likely to start a fight in this game
>>153611345>parking the bus when you are not a minnow pays offwhat
>>153611243split into 2 indoor arenas
>MCKEK
>>153611128they let you use /sp/ at the investment romance scam center?
HOW DID HE NOT SCORE THAT?
HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING SHOOT WTF WAS THAT
>>153611379this is how finland (a minnow) lost
fasty speedy guy forgot to shoot
How did that breakaway not result in a goal
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
You gotta shoot it when you make it to the net ya hoser
what the fuck dude, its gonna be 1v5 in the end?
MY REFFIES
cheating leaf refs at work
canada needs a penalty just to score since the group stages. embarrassing.
Not even trying to hide the rigging.
Now maybe they can score
>5-3>nothing
Hahahahahhaa a fucking leaaaaf
Good job by team USA. Players blocking puck with their body. Great to see.
it's fucking over. they cant even score during a 5v3. McDavid is the choke queen at this point. honestly he'll never recover from this. Crosby injured and he gets Captain and then loses.
Fucking rat Marchand could murder a guy and nothing would be called.
Why do the leaves suck? Isnt this their sport
sorry leafs but a USA win was predetermined by god
Game looks like barcelona vs any bus parking team. Usually barcelona loses such games...
>>153612107canadian team has defense
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAĄAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>153612089>George Washington was 44 when he invented AmericaThere's still hope lads!
3v3 is a bullshit toss up. It doesn't matter who wins at this point. They need to go back to 4v4 OT.
