Matt Boldy Edition >>153610417
GRAZIE
ZERO PERCENT
*starts the wave*
Boldy.
Finally they can stop saying the miracle on ice is our only achievement.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Why are both teams so shit on offense
>>153611247Usamutts good at defending
If Canada scores the next goal, the game will be tied.
>>153611247we gasses ourselves and didn't score. ITS OVER
Who died
that was a trip zebras
>>15361124751st State
This is a Canadian bronze medalling curler.
USA USA
cric
I can't see the puck
>>153611274Woo!
>>153611290BULLSHIT!
USA needs to score again
Good morning boys, who's winning?
I wanna goon but I can't miss any of this ACTION.What do?
>>153611282It single handedly ended the cold war
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!
Saade in this thread
rip john
>>153611274https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_CBWxmTlRI
>>153611308Technically US
AMERICA >FUCK YEA
I can see the puck
uh:...WHY ARE WE WEARING ALBANIA'S COLOURS?Canada is red & white, ffs
>>153611309wait til the second intermission
There is no hope in dating anymore. I went out solo to an upscale bar this past weekend as a “fuck it” kind of way to try and put myself out there. I am 37 years old and getting lonely. Well I was sitting at the bar, having a good conversation with the barhop, and a group of three women who were younger looking came in. After about 20 minutes of sitting there, sweating, I worked up the nerve to ask the one in the middle out on a date. I mostly chose her because I did overhear her discussing with her friends about how there were no good quality men out there. Well it went down a little like this, “Hi, im anon, and I think you are really pretty. I thought I heard you saying something about being single, id really like to ask you to dinner”She then says: “Yeah, im single, but im not DESPERATE”Her and her friends then burst out laughing IN MY FACE. I wanted to fucking kill myself right there in front of them. I cried the entire walk back home, top 10 most embarrassing things ive ever had to endure
CALL THAT REF
>>153611278mildcuck
Leafbros, I don't feel so good (I have explosive diarrhea after eating 6 Sausage McGriddles for breakfast)
>Power breaksLel
>>153611307I am saying this.
>>153611308Black menWe literally can't stop winning. Your women know it.
>>153611309libido dominandi. sexual liberation is a form of political control. control your urges.
When are cantpucks going to realize diving wont save them this game?
Yeah… I’m thinking hockey is OUR sport nowSorry leafs
>>153611297I REALLY wish you fucks would stop with this joke. We do not need even more jeets by annexing Canada.
>>153611309Maybe cranking your hog will motivate the team, do it to the hockey
For me, it's D-B0$$ Dylan Larkin
>nhl elected the refs for olympics
WAKE UP REFSFUCK
broken stick edition
>>153611290I hope not
>>153611337And the coffee will do that
Everyone's falling. They rigged the ice like they did for men's figure skating.
>>153611333just do it 10000 times more and you will score
>>153611336(You)
Can an Olympic gold redeem McDavid's career?
>>153611309try to hold out for second break, I will help you out then. Dont miss out this olympic hockey
refs can't make themselves useful and collect the broken sticks of the floor??
>binnington looks like shit>defence looks like shit>offence cant finish
>>153611247all americans deserve to be crosschecked back to israel
....leaf bros surely one of them can score.
>Marchand playing diveiceGo home old man
>>153611326>no shenisDropped
So if you lose your stick, you just kinda skate around awkwardly trying to stay relevant?
>Made in China sticks
>>153611319yummy legs you have conrad
Is that the strategy? Break your stick and then leave hazards on the ice for the other team?
HUGE SAVE
holy shit
>>153611318cool trb pic
MCCHOKE
Connor mcshit
>>153611373t. American
marchand looks absolutely terrible today weeew
>>153611358>my theatrics arent working!!
KWAB
LMAO
>>153611378depends if youre a d
>>153611308USA somehow
>mcgaykid
A Canadian just died trying to assassinate Trump
>mcbitch
>McDavid
lol
MCCANTSCORVID
CONNOR MCFUCKINGFAGGOT
>>153611378you also have to pretend to block a shot
EAT SHIT
I don't understand why anyone even watches sports when it's all pre-determinedAmericans paid to win baseball, they've paid to win Olympics hockey, it's all pre-determined and rigged lolThis shit is just as fake as WWE
Canadians are diving so hard lmao
choke
>>153611326This is accurate. Trans girls are the best girls. Bio femnoids are obsolete and need to go extinct.
MCDAVID STOPPED
OHNONNONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Kwab David
MCKWAB LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
we don't call hooks
Refpuck
McKWAB
>>153611373All Israelites deserve to be cross checked out of america
aaaaaaaaand here's where they tie it
LETS FUCKING GO POWERPLAYfuckign finally, these refs are losing control of this game
>McShit
Hellechad
isn't McDavid supposed to be the best player in the world? how can he not score that?
I hate close games
Connor Mc "Where is Leon"?
MCBITCH STONEWALLED
>MCGAYKID
>>153611400d this bussy
BEST CONNORAMERICAN CONNOR
I CAN'T SCORE
JUST. NOT. READY.
Always the bridesmaid
>McTarded
FINALLY
>>153611393Yeah i havent liked anything hes done so far. At least two horrible plays I've noticed.
>>153611377this
If Canada doesn't score in the PP it's over for them
>>153611391probably a seething swarthoid or ricedick
Man these refs want Canada to win.
MCDAVID IS STOPPED
mcgaykid in charge of showing up when it matters most
Marchand stinks
FUCKING DIDNT CALL THE HOOK FOR THE PEN SHOT. KILL THE REFS KILL THE REFS
broken sticks everywhere
>mcgayvid
>>153611381Hot
He’s just not ready
Crosby would’ve scored that.
Crosby would have made that
>ref puck alreadySAD! Aren’t these refs candaian?
You got to do better than that silly
cant score
>>153611434>wanting to watch ref puckthem being out of the way most of the game has been great
MCDONALDS!!!!
>>153611393someone kill that ratfaced faggot already
REFFED
If the goalie keeps doing this then Isabeau should be given to him as a reward
HAHAHAGGGAHAHGAGA
PP merchants
McDavid is gonna be McSilver, I saw it in a dream
Here it comes, Canadian goal incoming
>save me reffies
holy refpuck
insane choke
Holy shit, Leafs will want to score in the next three minutes
HAHAHA that was the longest hooking i ever saw. Comical.
the fix is in
IT'S OVER
>5vs3yeah, the fix is in
>>153611477>>153611479Maybe 15 years ago
>>153611477>>153611479fraid so
>breakaway>don't shoot?????????
How would the Berlin Ice Bears fare against Canada or USA?
KEKWHAT ARE YOU DOING??
GIVE ME BIG LEAF PP
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lmao
CMON BOYS
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
SHART
uh oh
SARAULT SPOTTED
AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE ITS ALL FALLING APART
Come on.....
>5 on 3it's fucking over
>Canadian refs
I don't care about this game but "Connor" is a faggotty name
HAHAHAHA
5V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V35V3 >5V3
ANOTHER PP
2 MEN ADVANT
>>153611465He's been really disappointing this tournament
5 ON 3ON3
They're not tying it upI'm scared bros...
5 on 3Over
LEAFS CHEATING ACTIVATED
holy
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>no contact>penalty
Gary REAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY wants 3v3 OT.
keeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Imagine if they don't score though
REF BALL
RIGGED
CRUCIAL 5-on-3
Hockey would be so much better without goalies it's ridiculous!
5 on 3They better fuckin score here
ANOTHER ONE
TOTAL REFPUCKING
>>153611477>>153611479
its so funny that whenever canada is losing the other team just decides to commit penalties
This is fucking gay. why do these faggots keep flopping?
thnx refs
FIX IS IN
THE RIG IS OFFICIALLY IN
Canada is yet to lead in any of these playoff games
whats how canada wont score with two players more (
>>153611493>given the village biket-thanks...
Fucking ((((refs)))
The audacity of canadians to be complaining about refs, it's always like this
Here comes the ref puck
>>153611247>refies trying to carry the leafs in this gamewhat a disgrace
HOLY REFPUCK
>>153611482he forgot the rink is shorter
>>153611530You faggots are just fishing for penalties
if no goal now, c'est over
MEGA PP
what an absolute retard
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEREFFIES
This is rigged
Americans chimping out per usual desu
>>153611549Then it’s game over. Nothing more demoralizing than failing to score on a 5v3.
CHEATING DIVING LEAFS
I fucking hate the cheating leafs
>>153611512Well the only players I've heard of are the British guy and a Rangers seventh round draft pick from ten years ago
Makar dive
FUG :DDDD
Canada check to the refs finally cleared
A what a dumb shot from nate
Btw about that nate high sticking:It was a high sticking, no doubt.None of the refs did not see it though.So, you don't call the penalty or you call high sticking and embellishment.
refpuck begins, fuck you canada
Man this is a really good game
>refpuck
>>153611542is that angelina?
>wow that useless fuck couldn't score on that?>alright well time to give a lil help
Canada should have been penalised right before Guentzel had to take a penalty
>Canadian refs>hand Canada 5v3 these cheating bastards
MAKE THE CALL GARY THIS ISN'T WORKING FOR ME
HOWEVER
I live in chicago and the amount of people who say connor bedard is the next Gretzky is insane
>wasting this 5 v 3
HIT THE NET
Oh look here they come to save Canada once again
USA USA USA USA
they're not scoring
kwab
the fuck is this PP
>still couldn't scoreyeah the game's overI'm turning off the tellyCanada has NOTHING left
laffs
>>153611571Refs are carrying the canadians to gold
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
this has been the longest minute of my life
Canada is cooked.
>5v0>still can't hit the netabsolute disgrace
Ah fuck.
I heard that during practice the only thing leafs have been practicing are dives and embellishments
OH NO NO NO NO NOPROTECT THE BORDERS
QUICK WHISTLE
ist es over fur uns?
>CANt score 5vs3canada on suicide watch
The yanks are too good
Very soft pp
awful shot selection lmao
>cant win a 5v3 Oh no no no no
>>153611356>our beautiful boySKATESKATESKATE
JT Miller
Bruh if we can't score against 3 dudes
>5on3>puts Faber in as only DIM SAYING ELITE NOW
>McDavid can't score>OKAY GIVE THEM A 5ON3 QUICK!!!
quick whistle, you nervous nelly
I CANT SCORE
Burgerbros we got this
Cant score 5 on 3 HAHAHAHAHA
grim powerplay performance
it's over.
>>153611654Defending really good somehow
USA USA USA
>>153611660smile, sweetie
Mcdavid is PISSED
It seems Canada has been fully exposed bros
MOTHER OF MAPLE SYRUP I CANT SCORE
why is makar afraid to shoot
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LACK OF STICKY IS A SIGN
I CAN’T SCOOOOOOOOOOOORE
lolling at cancucks, imagine losing to a meme country
so hockey is like soccer, but good?
It's like Watching the Avalanche PP this year.
>5vs3>only shoot from shitty anglesLOL
reminder that canadians made a fuss about czechia having 8 players on ice and how that is a guaranteed goal
Why aren't the refs from a neutral country?
They suck so bad
I think I'd rather >we win this game than ever have sex.
WE'RE EATING GOOKED GOOSES FOR DINNERHow do you fuck up free shots like that??
we used to be a real country, holy fuck
HELLEBUCK KEK
what stops players from standing still to cover all of the goal when playing a man down?
>>153611679nothing to smile about in my life
GOD TIER PENALTY KILL
Lol lmao
>doesn't score on a 5-vs-3>hey don't let it go to waste plays on the speakers
How many visitors will be ICE'd at the LA olympics?
This can't be happening. I'm going to kill my self
Should be an American 5v3 for 2 counts of embellishment
FUCK USA FUCK MAGA FUCK YOU ALL
uhhh Leafs? isn't this your sport
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOCANADA
PEEEEEEEEEE KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
holy fucking shit bros
just FUCKING score you FUCKING IDIOTS
helleGAWD
does the first P in PP stand for Pajeet for cantnadaians?
Gary is behind this I just know it.He’s behind all my misfortunes.
>>153611590your team has tom wilson you fucking retard lmao
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
The most flacid of pps
Canada's shot selection sucks COCK this game
WTF is marchand doing on the ice?
Why has our pp been shit all tourney
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What in the fuck was that power play
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
McChoke
ITS FUCKING OVER CANADA IS THE 51st STATE NOW
>>153611692Yeah, but soccer is pretty good too
>canadian hockey
No score?
>>153611608yep its the TLP
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO MUCH BULLSHIT
>have a 5 on 3>can't scoreholy hellthey really might lose
HELLEBUYCK IS A FUCKING WALL
>>153611703I was thinking that too
it's over hand the gold to the yanks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACHOKE
>>153611668I want to believe
It's over for Canada
Why the fuck is Canada playing Marshart, he stinks out there
>icing on a power playHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>on the power play>ice it
marner moment
WHY DID THEY ADD TIME ONTO THE POWER PLAY????
STARS AND STRIPES >> A FUCKING LEAF
The momemtum is turning Leafbros.
HahahahahahThe absolute state of Canada
The Offspring heard
Backbreaking for Canads
>>153611692>so hockey is like soccer, but good?one of the whitest sports imaginable outside of golf
What the Helly
>chances thrownholy american dj
>>153611692yea, hockey is better to watch than soccer in every conceivable way and it's not brown and third world
>>153611739source?
um...isnt the puck supposed to go in the goal
what a PK boys
Not even the most blatant refpuck can save KwabDavid
That PK deserves a Freebird
its over
Canadian women love BAC
Its all Binningtons fault
i don't care about this sport just want Canada to loose because curling
DIDN'T EVEN SCORE 5ON3 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Hellebuyck is showing what Canada becomes when going against an actual good goalie.
Power play deez nuts
>>153611247>it was 5 on 3
how can't canada score even with refpucking this heavy
>CANT SCORE IN A FUCKING 5v3 SCENARIO>THIS IS OUR “GREATEST” TEAM EVER ASSEMBLEDJUST FUCK MY SHIT UP HOLY FUUUUUUUCK
>>153611726WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
imagine caring about olympics lmao
i'd let him hellefyuck me if you know what i mean
LEGIT PISSED STATUS???
>>153611724He is draining your car battery this very moment
>>153611745This is the hellebuyck we see during regular season
>>153611775I watch monoball
whichever retard said this is the best canadian team in history should be forcibly given armerican citizenship tossed across the border
die you filthy fucking mutts
>>153611770That's our dieter
This is the most botted thread I've ever seen. Americans is fucking pathetic
>>153611742...is that a stroller?
>>153611692yes>faster paced>more fights>more white
We are the greatest hockey team
>>153611739soccer is fucking doghshit nothing happens 90% of the gameonly reason its popular is because of poor favela niggas are able to steal a ball
>>153611781never stopped playin in my head
>>153611747They practice that in warm ups when everyone is crowded around the net
>offspring BLASTING
wow they really cant score
in arena commentator is good
>>153611742
>>153611766Love to hear it
>>1536117605 on 3 ended, first penalty finished
CHAK DE CANADA
>>153611692 ice hockey is just vibes there is no tactics no nothing....just ages old "wisdom" for example there is no reason not to risk and replace your goalie when the opposing team is playing with 3 players
>5 on 3>I CANT SCAAAAAAR SAAAR
How long before Canadians start whining again? They just blew a 5 on 3
Helly….I kneel.
>>153611795Anyone saying this is our greatest team ever is delusional. Even ‘02 was better.
Canada couldn’t convert on double ref puck and now the next PP is likely America’s
5 on 3 and still no goals from Cucknada is crazy work
grats on the golds, amerifatsthis team is fucking embarrassing, no wonder we needed pens twice to get this far if the fucking team won't shoot
God damn I thought it was over but USA survived
>>153611809good morning sir
its over. america simply wants it more.
brb registering for MAID as we speak.
What's the score with our other goalie
post cute girls
Genuinely cannot believe they didn’t score on the 5 on 3. Doesn’t even feel like they had a real high danger chance.
>>153611800He needs a trap doujin and a redbull
>>153611813World cup is great
>>153611777
How bad is it to not score on a 5v3?In the 3v3 overtime scoring seemed extremely easy.
bros could canada score if usa pulled their goalie off the rink?
>>153611809MAD CAUSE BAD AHAHAHAHHAAHHA
It is so over why not hand the gold rn
>>153611843Sad
>>153611805Toss him down to Mexico we are too good for him
I REP FOR THE RED WHITE AND BLUE
>Commerce, MIWonder what that town is known for.
>>153611782Someone shop this so there's a big naked black man fucking her.
Suicide reservations going to be booked out for weeks at this rate.
>>153611809Ok Ranjeet.
>>153611703the puck is dense frozen rubber, and can regularly go over 100mph on slap shots, you cant stand there and block them you will run out of players
o-our greatest team ever haha…
So this is the exciting, high scoring american game I've heard so much about?
How the fuck we survived a 5v3 against Canada is beyond me.
Canadian Piss Play...
>>153611824As far as poos go Sikhs aren't that bad desu
CANADA, start cheating now !
>>153611830They'll start heavily gooning it up in a bit
I'm from binningtons home town if canada losers im going to rip down the "home of Stanley cup champion jordan binnington" sign they tacked on to the welcome to town sign
is tage hurt?
>>153611795This is also the greatest American team ever assembled.
Let's go USA
I thought canadians were supposed to be good at hockey? Hmmm really puts that hypothetical to the test...
my morning marner is well past due
>>153611809Shut the fuck up jeet
>>153611730This. Firing all these 0% chance stinkers, fkn retards
>>153611849>elite the moment he leaves winnipeg
>>153611849HELLY R
>>153611854Its pretty bad, but the usa defense is also pretty good.
>>153611866is this really a normal and common thing in Canada?
>>153611845the same because you have to fire a puck at the net for goals to go in so nothing would change
I’ll buy a Team USA Hellegawd jersey if he pulls it off
> reading the thread
>>153611884please be male
>>153611851world cup is fucking gay
>>153611854Usa is 100% penalty kill. This is not that surprising.
Canacucks are seething kek
Nova Scotia will be part of Maine soon
>>153611692its water polo on ice
SEND HIM OUT REFS
>SSM8
Wilson heemed
STAB WILSON IN THE FUCKING FACE
>wilson shenanigans
>>153611876They've been cheating the whole game anon
>Wilson being a shitter
>>153611899
what a kangaroo
>>153611854it's absolutely OVERthey should get two goals from that
>>153611805he definitely couldn't see the puck
get mad wilson. HURT EM
I just realized I have like 12 of these players from either team on my fantasy hockey team.
>>153611842>wanting it more mattersgo buy some healing crystals while you’re at it lol
>>153611810her downsyndrome brother id assume
>>153611846
>>153611908why doesn't she pull them down further
who will get the conn smythe?
>>153611894It's mandatory if you're a straight Christian White male
>>153611908Greek orthodox chants
>>153611809The cheating really has everyone against you
Wilson is an idiot too bad he didn't get bladed there
SSSSCCCCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153611846>post cute girls
>>153611618even during the refball offseason our zebras making amazing plays. inspirational to the next generation of hall monitors watching
wait, is now everyone wearing a scarf because of that one nigger?
did we just try to decapitate wilson?based if true
Marshart was wide open on the PP and fucked it up
>>153611884its kinda hot to think about how powerful trannies orgasms must be. i mean think about it, all those hormones, the mental illness, the anal focus….
wilson with the MAID dive
>>153611908gay asian men
>>153611908scat
>>153611908womens tennis (must be from spain)
>>153611908african casting
No shark bros celebrini is a bust :(
>>153611899Marchand would elevate the quality of posts so much
>>153611809fuck off
>>153611908TAP
Dude somebody needs to kill Tom Wilson
>>153611809Imagine not scoring on a 5 on 3
>>153611854my guess is that even with that much time, it only has like a 50-66% conversion rate
confused on what matthews does
What repercussions will this game have on the foreign policy landscape between the United States of America and Kanada?
>>153611908CP
HEY CANADA I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!
>>153611908titfuck
>>153611890
canada is letting down the whole of the free world
>>153611963mascot
>>153611966Checked
>>153611966FINNISH WIN
>>153611963he's a /fa/ ambassador
>>153611963Fills a roster spot.
>>153611966Oh no no no
>>153611974they really are
>>153611966
boing
>>153611964When we win? Not much will change, like last year
>>153611966MISTER JANNY GET DOWN!
>>153611908NOOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT
how i inherited this is beyond me
>>153611908vesa-matti loiri
>>153611908relationship
>>153611908Here's your (You)
>>153611908indian scat porn
>>153611908real nude catfights
>>153611966lole
* total canacuck death *
Canada will lose so we can all make MAID jokes
>>153611963Balds.
>>153611992>>153611992>>153611992NEW
Americans are fat so they cover more of the net
>>153611824The saars can have the land whales
>>153611966Hum...
>>153611966This stands for Chinese Pissplay
>>153611809the bots saar
>>153611925now post purplesuit2
is this still canadian power play?
>>153611964Instantaneous annexation if they get shut out
>>153611966Nice...
>>153611963visits r/bald
Crosby was the zesty glue holding everything together.I’m sorry for doubting you Sid.
CHILL THE FUCK DOWN he mean cerebral palsy
>>153611983>tfw no paralysis
>>153611974The free world is our responsibility
>>153611966Uhhh... cartoon porn right?
>>153611742Who dat?
>>153611966guess epstein is hiding in finland
>>153611966chris pronger?
We played better against USA than Canada are, but yet we had to go out in the quarter final. We are the real silver medalists.
>>153611692It's like futsal but Jotunheimr
How many Canadian spouses are going to get beaten today?
Feels like Sauron vs Saruman, no idea who I want to win.
>>153611908hairy
>>153611964Total demoralization in Canada. 90% of America probably don't know the game is happening lol
>>153612128Idk. Hard to beat up a moose.
>The greatest Canadian of all time
Canada acts like every hockey game against us is a fight for their national sovereignty, because it is.
>>153611966fucking kek
>>153611908those are some HUGE breasts.
>>1536121853-0 vs u all time buddeycanada bitch slapped mutts 3 times in their historywe won
PUNCH OUT MINIGAME
they're beating us up...
>>153612106>we
KILL HIM
canadians btfo'd by the tkachuks
>>153612252I remember this. Europe is so weird sometimes.
>>153612185Its literally all they have. If you're an elite leaf athlete you play hockey
>>153612252I just don't understand why they'd even make this ad campaign
>amer1can goaltending
Evil wins as usual
DAY OF THE RAKE DELAYED LETS GOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>153612252>The british naked dating game>Netherlands educational video of c.uckingIm sure im missing some
>>153612372jews
O CANADA
FUCK YOU CANUCKS
It's over
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL GOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAL TRUMP LOST RELEASE THE REDACTED EPSTEIN FILES
yeah it's over canada has been playing like this and it's only 1-1its over
I love our country!
YATTTTAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT YOU AMERICANS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>153612372to promote safe sex. I know, you rather tell kids to not have sex at all and don't educate them which is why you have some of the highest teen pregnancy numbers in the world
>>153612153reminder that when the americans organized the first football world cup american sports journalists were asking representatives of each country what the name of their team was the concept of a national team was still so arcane to them especially before MJ
Absolutely over. The US can't get anything going offensively, and Canada is dominating overall.
>>153611333>“Hi, im anon, and I think you are really pretty. I thought I heard you saying something about being single, id really like to ask you to dinner”that was a bad lineyou complimented her on her looks, then basically told her the only reason you want to date her is her looks. get to know her for 5 minutes at least.chat a while and then say, "Listen I'm going to the stamp-collectors fair/snake-wrangling conference/projector collectors get-together/hockey game.whatever at the Memorial Conference Hall this Saturday, if you want come let me know - I'll be heading over there around 7 PM," -- then you hand her a slip of paper you've already added your name and number to, wish them a good evening, and walk away.if you hear from her before Sat, you've got a dateif you hear from her after Sat, wait a few days before respondingif you don't hear, you've lost nothingand you don't get laughed at
US doesn't feel like crossing the midline? It seems their strategy is to just park all 5 on their goal and pray their 1 goal is enough.
Canada is dominating, this is looking rough for the US.
>>153612220>counting Britain's victories as you own two centuries laterlel one of our state national guards could conquer you tomorrow
>>153612514why have you forsaken your motherland, burandon?
goal??
GOAL
>>153612633No goal.
>>153612601That means losing you have a losing record against usperma L bitch boy
this will be an all out 3rd period prepare your anus
>>153612607no jobu in kanada kara
>>153612518Thats retarded. You guys already dont have kids
I have never made love to a woman lads
America beat Canada in baseball in brutally fashion last year.If they beat them in hockey too I don't think they will ever recover.
>>153612776why not just pay for it to get it out of the way
Canada turned it up and absolutely shut down the US offense. There is no chance the US scores another goal for the rest of the game. If this goes to OT, it's because Canada wanted it to.
>>153612832Seems like cheating i guess
>>153612843? Usa just missed a goal by a 1/4 inch
IT's gonna be 2-2 and then canada is gonna cheat and win on a power play
Next goal wins, no doubt in my mind.
>>153612892Wow, do they get a point for almost scoring? No, you fucking retard. One (1) good shot all period at the end when Canada was letting up to go to the locker room.
>>153612879winners cheat
>>153612919Magnets
>>153611333you dodged a bullet there - they laughed at you: would you really want to spend 5 seconds with that kind of woman? of course notyou actually saved yourself a lot of grief
>>153611333Imagine the guys who actually gets this girl though? She's an evil bitch who will be a grief for him his entire life.
>>153613064Friendly hugs from friends
>>153611333Still good thing that you tried. Also isolate and attack, getting one from a group is next to impossible.
When's Gretzky coming on?
>>153613064Look at Bennett with the cheapshots, what a slimy dude.
Japanese woman commentator is absolutely slurping team USA cock btw. Hope Canada makes her cry
>>153612879There are guys who'll say this while simultaneously trying to make money to impress women.
>>153612832Exactly. That’s what I did. It was a really nice experience and then sex was no longer such a big deal. Now I am married. My wife knows I lost my virginity to a whore and she forgives me. I will never tell my daughter though.
>>153613795she forgave you? For what? Were you married when you lost your virginity to a prostitute or wtf?
>>153613887maybe his wife said they had to expose their secrets or no marriage or some bullshit
>>153613946Okay, but what kind of gigacuck needs his wife’s forgiveness for his sexual affairs from BEFORE they were married?
>>153613887Soliciting a prostitute is frowned upon in American culture. I told her as an act of transparency. She did not set any sort of ultimatum for me about secrets. I could have easily not told her and it wouldn’t have mattered, but I told her because I wanted to. When I say “forgave”, I mean she was so mad about it at first that she considered leaving me, but she decided not to, and now we are married with a child and she is the only woman I ever been with other than the two whores I slept with the night I lost my virginity in a German brothel.
Fuck this gay shit.
