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Hellebuyck
>>>153611247
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Go Canada!
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USA USA USA
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fuck devon toews
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Fuck anime
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Helly R
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GO USA!
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HelleWALL
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>cheat at curling
>the entire world cheers for you to fail
lol
lmao
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>a fucking leaf
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FUCK CANADA
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>>153611992
He is so good looking
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>>153611992
Jumped into a new thread.
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protip: its easier to score if you shoot when youre near the net
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DOWN WITH CANADA
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The pride of Umass Lowell :)
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51st state soon
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>>153611992
WILSON NEEDS TO GET MAD. HUNT AMERICANS
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Reminder that WE are the PROTAGONISTS of the WORLD.
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I'm a fat American
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if canada gets shutdown would that be the greatest defensive performance of all time by usa? or is canada just shit today?
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I'm thinking it
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CAM ON ANYBODY PUT SOME FAKKIN PUCKS IN GOAL
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Why can't these retards set up a shot ffs
They're just shoveling it at the goalie and hoping for the best
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TLP!!! LETS GO USA
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Is this the day of the rake?
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>mfw a cantadian couldn't score near me
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>>153612023
lou fleeced the avs on the toews trade
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Only goals scored by Matthews or Marner should count in this game
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I love women so much
hockey
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Saade in this thread
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>be big
>stop the puck
it's really that easy
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Do it for her Canada
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Boldy. Hughes.
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>>153612025
In the ass!
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MAGA
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>>153611966
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Hellebuyck MVP
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>gary decided not to do this for 2 olys in a row
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>>153612043
I hope he hurts himself
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I've never seen /hoc/ so active
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Is there really nothing we can do?
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AVENGE US USA
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>>153612080
>trying to claim /ourgirl/
pathetic
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Hear me out 10 ft glass roof so the puck never goes out of play except into the bench
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Crosby would've scored twice on that 5v3
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looking for a nerdy canadian gamer gf
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Posting from Boston, go USA!
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Hellebuyck is finally going to win something lol
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>split active threads
>10 threads in the catalog
Mods, what are you doing?
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>>153612038
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>>153612055
mcdavid curse.
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>>153612091
SHUT UP YOU ARE JINXING IT AGAIN
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>>153612101
Donate more to Israel in the next halftime
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is this allowed
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>>153612101
just score somethin yo
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tensions are high
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Guys, my gf is really cute and nice to me. But she has small boobs and I'm thinking about breaking up. Your input`?
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>>153612116
Did u forget we already beat this team last year in the 4 naysh?
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How well would Russia have done in this Olympics?
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JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
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>>153612055
Usa is doing a great job winning puck battles and clogging lanes
>>153612070
Actually no now we know why he couldn't get a 1st
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>>153612098
>olympic gold medal match has thread moving fast
shocker. how was the short bus?
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>>153612093
what was the reason in 2018. i don't remember. worried about Best Korea attacking?
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USA victory was predetermined by God
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>153612098
I said it yesterday this game will set some kind of ratings record for its time slot.
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>>153612101
firing AT the net and not near it
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where is a pirate stream?
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is Gretzky becoming a tranny?
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usa usa usa usa
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Can memethews score already
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>>153612080
Built for massive black cocks
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>>153612111
>Boldy
>MILFord mass
as usual it's up to us
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>>153612043
Boldy gettin it done on both ends of the ice
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hey it's dwayne jetski!
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Why Canada look like they are pp for last 5
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>>153612111
01810 checking in :)
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>chicken hockey
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Wayne "America First" Gretzky
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>>153612144
Yeah
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>>153612125
if only elisha had fucked Big Harv and not random hockey players
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>>153612133
Russia is more of a Paralympics country now if you know what I mean.
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Wow I can't wait for the 1-1 equalizer in the last minute of this game and then CAN scores 2-1 in OT haha wow never been done befo'
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>>153612129
Do you have better options available? I'd say stay with her.
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>>153612138
Oh shit nigga
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>>153612054
This is called a pleonasm
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0/22
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half time slag time
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>>153611992
The greatest goalie in the universe
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Wayne looks so disappointed lmao
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pls score
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>>153612129
You don't deserve her if that's all you care about
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>>153612138
Whoa…
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hey that's wayne whiskey!
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>>153612133
They cant even win a “war” with ukraine. That should tell you all you need to know
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>>153612129
I can give her my input if you know what I mean
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>>153612080
No. But I'll do it for my girl.
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>>153612122
Anything is allowed when Canada does it. You just don't understand the nuances of Canada's game.
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>>153612160
He has dual citizenship
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Canajeets are getting so upset right now
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>>153612144
>becoming
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>>153612080
sniff sniff
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>>153612055
Any loss can easily be written off as 'No Crosby'
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>>153612114
just give us a sticky
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>>153612149
Lets fucking go
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looks like 1:1 soon
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>>153612172
we don't do that here
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>>153612125
i love the implication here, but the real story is even more hilarious.
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>>153612166
Yeah I fully expect this
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>>153612076
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Is it me or does Wayne look evil AF
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>>153612132
meme event, doesn't count
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celebrini is a CERTIFIED bum
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>>153612105
>hockey breaks the glass ceiling
Kino
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>fishtank chads
based
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thompson is such a big guy
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baby smooth scar-less canadian skin
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>>153612129
Pregnancy fixes this
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kino
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>>153612187
And he knows where his priorities lie.
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>>153612166
As is tradition
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fack man
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>they still didnt score?
>deploy second dose of refpuck
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i thought kanada wanted to win for didney
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>>153612141
I pray it does
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>>153612098
It’s almost as if there’s some big game happening right now
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CHIMPOUT
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canada is going to gas themselves out soon by pushing this hard.

6 straight minutes of offensive zone pressure
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>>153612200
just 2 more weeks
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KILL HIM
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LET THEM FIGHT
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I wish this was a Swe-Fin final instead.
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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This is literally like watching Oilers vs Panthers
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>>153612193
i hope letty goes to kimmie's sleepover again to get more lesbian content
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here we go
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Canadians lack the national pride necessary to win at the Olympics.
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KICK HIS ASS
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chuck and suck at it again
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>USA attacks out of nowhere?
burgers whats your fucking problem?
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where was this helle in the playoffs last year
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Why is hockey split in thirds rather than quarters?
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USA USA USA USA
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GOTTA KEEP'EM SEPARATED
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its just boring because you know they will also rig this for canada
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So, who are the good guys here
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
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canada is a dirty ass team
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the Tkachuk borthers are so fucking based
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what mickey mouse sticks are they using that snap every shift? also another offspring song millennials are in control
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CHIMP OUT
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chimp chimp chimp
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the little fights they have are all kayfabe right?
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Beat that makar twink savagely.
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Finnish commentary whining about Wayne's Trump comments. Pathetic.
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>forza canada
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fuck him up
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why are they not penalized for assaulting canada wtf
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>nig-chuks gonna nig-chuk
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>>153612129
that's ideal desu
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Top tier music choice
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Matthew trolling the Canadians... gotta love it
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>>153612248
I fear this might be the case
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YEAHHHH JUMP THAT LEAF
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/bb/ > fishcancelled
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Hellabuck should be awarded gold but no one else
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>>153612216
U U U U
U
U
U
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CAM ON CAWNAWDAW
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almost 6 straight minutes in the US zone.
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REDEEM A GOAL YOU FUCKS
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This is retarded how is it 1-0
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>>153612281
no they arent...just stating the facts
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seething
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"You know folks, I’m hearing terrible things just terrible about this guy Connor McDavid. Some people are calling him Connor McLoser, not me, but some people, very respected hockey people, the best! They say, ‘Sir, he lost the Olympic gold medal game, sir… and THEN he loses the Stanley Cup Finals, sir!’ And I said, ‘How many times can one guy lose? It’s incredible, really unbelievable.

You look at that Olympic game disaster! People crying, very sad. They said, ‘Sir, he disappeared in the third period.’ Poof! Gone! Houdini on ice! And the Stanley Cup Finals? Oh, don’t get me started. They had the parade ready EMPTY! Not a single cup. Not even a mini-cup. Nothing! Connor McLoser strikes again!"
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>>153612264
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oh so the tkachuk bros don't have to follow the rules here either
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>>153612281
America can have him
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>>153612242
>>153612246
>>153612253
>>153612264
i just realized how far behind my stream is

no spoilers guys, please.
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>>153612305
Usa can only defend, nothing else
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>>153612283
this chick is a liberal psyop
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please get some offense going holy fuck
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so they can just gang up beat the guy without taking penalties?
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Formerly Tkachuk’s
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so usa will just defend
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>>153612182
>That should tell you all you need to know
About hockey?
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>>153612241
Jag med ):
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>>153612306
It's not relevant
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>>153612297
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Canada really sucks.
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>>153612133
Gamer girl Daphne Dare

There
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>>153611992
What a dawg. 24 for 24
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SERGE SAVARD
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>>153612199
>>153612111
The view from my old job
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He ain't Bustthews anymore.
If he left the laffs he'd win the stan lee instantly
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>1 goal slurper
Maybe we were too harsh on soccer
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Who are the best twinks that dont have their faces mangled by scars yet?
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>>153612329
it's not a choice
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>>153612310
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i swear, this entire fuckin olympics i keep have a "black person hearing the smoke detector" moment. What the fuck in these rinks is making a TINK sound?
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>>153612306
Not related to hockey at all. Shit commentary.
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>>153612297
bit rude
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GONNA BE GONNA BE GOLDEN
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There is so much more Canada in the stands than USA
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>>153612303
Canada is in full control of this game. They will score twice in the 3rd and take the W.
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lets get the
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
train rolling
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The bus has been parked. Its over
>>
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>>153612309
100% seriously, if he made a post like this, I'd vote for him no matter how many terms he's served. He'd be my president for life.
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Why are we parking the bus bros
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>>153612204
qrd?
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>>153612317
Elbows up!!!!!!! Lmao
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>jon cooper changing the lines again
He’s so scared
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>>153612329
>>153612323
>all they can do is score more than the other team
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>1 goal in 40 mins
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>americans parking the bus
>laffs can't fucking set up to save their lifes
great slurper
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slurper period
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>
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USA 2-0 with an empty netter
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>>153612337
Only we can say that about them
Apologize.
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>>153612356
>posting paras in a /hoc/ thread
>as an american
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>still 1-0
Not sure this semen slurping sport is for me personally
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did the canadian try to grab the puck?
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Go USA USA USA Beat those dirty CHEATERS!
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drop the crappy butt rock and let the organ guy cook
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Yeah Alberta needs to separate now this is just pathetic and represents exactly why we need to leave Canada. We will take makar and win gold ourselves.
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US is being extremely sloppy, we've gotten incredibly lucky Canada has been playing meh too and binnington shit the bed on the first shot
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S ON
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>>153612366
We'll choke in the end :(
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>>153612324
your brain on /pol/
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>>153612353
That's a sign of alzheimers anon...
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SCAARRRR
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>>153612237
you were saying?
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SCAAAAAAARRRR
>>
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
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Finally
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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CAM ON USA
SCORE SOME FACKING GOALS
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>>153612283
that hair looks like tigercake, makes me hungry
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FUUUUUCK
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>>153612310
Punch looks like he is finally happy
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>>153612353
I hear it too lol. it sounds like someone its hitting the post
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HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MAGA LOST HHAHAAHAHHAAHHA
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>>153612281
trump is a senile criminal pedo and only the truly retarded still support him
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they are playing the spiderman homecoming song
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
FUCK
>>
SSSSSCCCCAAAAARRRRR
>>
HOWEVER
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
MAKAR
>>
finally
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SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR 1-1
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>>153612382
Nah
>>
O CANADA
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FUCK DRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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YAAAAAAAA
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FINALLY
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>>153612363
>last of the whitenadians
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I'm literally crying
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>Canada: 24 SOG
>USA: 15 SOG

How are we winning this game?
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
MAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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it's over
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
LUV ME MAPLE SYRUP
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ITS OVER
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LET'S GO CANADA
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O FUG
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>>153612374
>>1 goal in 40 mins
you bitch
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Fuck
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>153612391
did he know?
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USA what are you doing
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MAKAR BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>
THE LEAFS ARE BACKKKKKK .. FUCKING HELL
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BASED
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It’s over…
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>Celebrini is skating around and hiding
>Reinhart don't know wtf he's doing on the roster
>MacKinnon misses the net
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SCAAAAARRRRRR
>>
OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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fuck
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US looks completely exhausted

canada is DOMINATING this game for the last 10+ minutes

NO SHOT the US wins
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUT!!
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOL CANADA

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLUSA
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it has begun
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CAN 1
USA 1
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Dude not my car
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CALEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAKARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

APOLOGISE TO THE AVALANCHE RIGHT NOW
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OH WHAT'S THIS?
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DAY OF THE RAKE CANCELLED
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scar
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It’s ogre
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SCARRRR
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Owari da.
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>>153612374
You did this
>>
uhhh bros?
>>
ESSKEETIT
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o fug, we have a game now
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Mark Carney won
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>AMERIBLUBBERS
>>
[Evil intensifies]
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I have to root for Canada because they're clearly the better team. Rooting for the underdog is loser mentality.
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUTTTTTT
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NOOOOOOOOO

FUCK LEAFS
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FREEEE
BERGGGG
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Good one boys, lets get another
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
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EAGLE SHOT DOWN
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its so over
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CALE MAKAR TIES THE GAME
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damn it. fuck cheaters
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OH NO NO NO
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CANADA CANADA CANADA
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>>153612492
lel
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>>153612374
FUCK YOU
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OH HELLO
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Devon Toews still sucks
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>>153612439
You're not
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>>153612083
Minnesota fans love to take pride in their professional sports athletes, all the while surrendering their actual homeland to foreign invaders without a peep
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Alright US, time to stop parking the bus after that goal. Remove head from ass
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>>153611992
so back
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That's fucking it.
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We got too cocky
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>>153612439
you aren't
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>HELLESUCK
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WTF USA
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>>153612347
Celebrini
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FUCK YOU USA
LET'S GO CANADA LET'S GO
CLAP CLAP
LET'S GO CANADA LET'S GO
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>>153612374
Fag
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>>153612523
Just like my islanders
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>>153612309
Based go kitties
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>>153612387
Yes. It's allowed.
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Camon yanks, kick these cheating maple syrup slurping faggots asses
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1-1
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Finally I can go have a poo
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See, it only takes having the refs in your pocket and you too can score a goal!
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EZY Canada gold later americucks.
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>sofpusy fans are all foreigners
kek
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Canada should let us win, because if we lose Trump will seethe and start a war with Iran.
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Imagine makar and schaefer together
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>all white people in the crowd
is the world healing
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Don't get cocky now
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>it was 1-0
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would be 4-1 with crosby....
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Why is shots on goal relevant?
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I believe that we will win
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AIEEEEEEEEEEE
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It's so over
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KEK
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we are so fucked. shutout was our only chance. at least we got silver
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come on beat those shabbos goy
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Cool now the US can stop parking the bus like a bunch of pussies & get back to playing hockey
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I just hope everyone has fun and stays safe and has a happy 2026
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CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
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>>153612492
He played goalie for Harvard
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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IT'S CANADA NOT CAN'TNADA
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GUARANTEED WIN FOR CANADA NOW
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>>153612558
It's already priced in for tomorrow
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>>153612532
can't blame him here desu
the rest of the team has just let canada pelt him the past ten minutes
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>>153612497
And for some reason you identify with winners?
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>furpuck
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>>153612559
That would have been sick
It'll happen in 2030
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WHY DONT YOU FLYYYYYY

FREEEEEE LEAAAAAAAAF


DU DU DU DU DUUDUDUUDUDUDUDUDUDU
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shots are 18-8 this period, grim
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>>153612356
Parasposting in the current year in a /hoc/ thread by a Yankee Holy shit
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>>153612577
woah momma
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with the score now tied whoever scores next will take the lead
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>Oleing a tie game
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>losing to a country with 10% of your population.

Canadians are 10x better than Americans... WOW LOL.
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>oles
Do they have Taco John's in Italy?
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>>153612542
Doesn't matter whether you're Canadian, American, or miscellaneous... the Panthers are /hoc/s team!
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people actually chant Olay at games? i thought that was a meme
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bumass team
Trump pls revoke their citizenships
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This team has no French players btw.
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Hellebuck broken
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>>153612528
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>>153612570
It was always a pipe dream :(
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O H LAY
OH LAY OH LAY OH LAY OH LAY
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I am American and i can admit

USA looks outclassed. almost 8 minutes in the US zone. cant believe its not 5-1 at this point
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STAY IN YOUR CREASE RETARD
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OLE OLE OLE OLE
OOOOLLLEEE OOOOLLLEEE
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USA wins in OT, I guarantee it.
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>>153612560
but why do you care?
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The neurotoxin is spreading through the US team
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>>153612569
Lucha masks look good with anything
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>>153612565
shows who has had possession of the puck and has been more aggressive
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PING
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I have 0 faith in binnington
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>>153612560
Wypipo are the only ones who care about hoc
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that was a big ding
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HOLY SHIT
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WAS THAT A GOAL???
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>>153612609
>oleing a north american sport
leafs are embarassing with their yuro larping
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HOLY DOUBLE-PING
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That was a goal WTF
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A REAL DERBY
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>>153612599
>>153612610
>Canadians are 10x better than Americans...
at being cocksucking fags
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>>153612626
I'm white
just living in singabore
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Wow wtf
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This game is going to give me a heart attack.
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>>153612560
That's normal for hockey games desu
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IT WAS IN
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>USA has only won this twice
That's embarrassing fat sissies
Even we've won it once
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>>153612617
lol
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>>153612631
Ping ping*
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>>153612622
We are more of a third period team
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P I N G
I
N
G
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thank god. going into the third 1-1 will make this a much better game to watch.
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uhhh, that's a goal
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>>153612598
silver isn't that bad :(
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DOUBLE DONKEY DOINK
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>Double doink off the post and crossbar
FUCK
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Burgers need to be on the attack more in the last. Defending forever and the dam wall was always gonna break with that pressure

>>153612566
What a gorgeous girl
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DOUBLE DOINK
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DOUBLE PING
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>>153612550
We're still winning based on accuracy
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NO GOAL SEETHE AND MALD AMERICANS
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FLIP THE BURGERS
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Thats an Omen
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America fucking locked in after that
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HOLY lucksack
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>>153612634
We’re going into the 3rd period of a final. This is the only time I trust Binnington.
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CANADA WINS 1-1!
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Where is the overhead
It went in
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A DOUBLE DOINK
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>>153612599
>Paras gets posted
>Canada scores
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same?
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rigging ahh bluds
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Why do we get so hyped when we have a losing record in women’s vs Canada and never beat them in men’s gold medal games? We are usually worse than Canada. Oh well
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BEHEAD EVERY AMERICAN PIG
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>two posts
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RIGGED
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>casually doubles US shots
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I actually got that heart sinking feeling when Canada scored and I don’t even care about hockey
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What if there's a power play with 1 second left in the game? You just get to break the rules with no consequence?
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any chance US wins at all? id give it a 5% chance with how canada is playing

theyre dominating the US zone and shot 16 SOG in one period here
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Wtf I didn't think we had the technology to rig the posts too
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FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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USA SEETHING KEK
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Why do hockeys players always ape out and fight, no other sports does this
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Holy double posts
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:(
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Between that and the billion breakaways >we missed it's probably over for >us.
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>>153612610
>beating a country with 10x the amount of groids
Not impressive, and you took 40 minutes to get a single goal. Not impressive buddy
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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so obviously rigged shit
if you're still watching this, you're a moron
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America will win bros ye have little faith
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>>153612687
me in the luchador mask
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ban fighting
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do the olympics share the same fighting rules as nhl? if not can we send in a shitty bench player to just start fighting people
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>>153612655
ever watch one in Canada with all the street shitters in the crowd
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>>153612566
Who dat?
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>>153612622
>>153612697
Agreed. We aren't winning
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>double ping
the hockey gods bailed us out
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>>153612533
That's illegal
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>>153612706
It's dey culture
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>>153612703
>USA SEETHING KEK
you cheated at curling
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COME ON USA
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AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>153612706
They know it’s not a real sport and is mogged by basketball and soccer
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man players on both side are so hangry today
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NEW
>>153568441
>>153568441
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>>153612696
OT is 4 on 3 then.
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>>153612688
ok nvm that wasn't a goal
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>refpuck in full effect
It's over
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>>153612560
It's hockey
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>>153612675
Tfw not watching the game with FWMC cuddling up on either side of u giving u a handy jay
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>talking heads spend HOURS total talking about how the Gold game will be 3v3 IF it goes to OT.
>People are shocked that it is a tie game.
Gary's scripts are weak and boring.
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>>153612706
Because that is what people come to the games in person for
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MAGNETS
>>
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>>153612657
well colonie states arent an actual hockey country
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I partly want America to eat shit because they are so insufferable all the time, but I also want Canada to lose so they not only lost their reputation at these games but also the gold. Like a total Canadian death at these games.


We need to somehow award both these teams with silver.
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civil war started
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>>153612611
Don't what is that, no
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brutal second period for burgerstan
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My Amerisilvers :/
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>>153612687
>laffs fans hide their face
kek
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>Slides into the thread
Cmon boys lets go
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Guentzel sucks
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WHY DONT they let them have the punchout mini game? when i played ice NHL blitz on xbox this was the best part
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they haven't figured out how to turn the tv on in cole harbour
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>>153612695
why would you want usa to win
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>>153612696
Yeah, unless it's an intentional too many men call, then they give you a penalty shot.
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>>153612614
leaves do it
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>>153612622
>>153612697
statistically speaking the offensive pressure canada is creating guarantees at least 4 goals for canada

id assume 6-2 final CA
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>>153612706
Snow roaches letting out their small dick rage
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gonna make a quick run to the sale what should i get
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>>153612595
>>153612657
Cant they just combine all the russian medals? Nit even a russiaboo but theyre split across 4 entries
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>>153612749
you do not have a dick big enough to handle two women giving you a handjob at the same time, be serious
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>>153612706
Testosterone. You wouldn't understand.
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guys, if you are wondering about the strange sounds and odors, Im just posting from my toilet with my laptop

fyi
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Well bros, 20 minutes left
Maybe more
>>153612749
>tfw no fuwawa nursing handjob
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>>153612706
referees let them because if they do fight, it's a lot harder to stay on balance which means you aren't punching as hard as you would if you were standing on a regular floor with shoes on
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>>153612657
>Soviet Union
>Russia
>Olympic Athletes from Russia
>Unified Team
>ROC
lmao
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>>153612744
What if there is no overtime BRUH
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>>153612766
nah you do
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last 2 digits how many us navy carriers will iran will sinked next weekend
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NEW
>>153568441
>>153568441
>>153568441
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>>153612732
How old is she?
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Gary turned the magnets on
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>>153612651
did you watch singapore hockey before the mall rink shut down
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>>153612756
That norf man could clobber all these eek faggots
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>>153611992
I thought the US was good at ice hockey but I found out they only won gold twice.
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>>153612657
only sport we lead in olympic medals worldwide is summer olympics field hockey

canada is also goated in winter ice hockey

coincidence ? i think not
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>>153612619
That was a clean goal.
Can't believe we got the DOUBLE DOINK right after
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>>153612757
I JUST WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND!
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>>153612697
>any chance US wins at all
There never was. Canada never loses mens hockey games.
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>>153612757
t.vladimir putin
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Rantanen injury is serious. Fuck you Canada. Refs gave you the game against Finland by the way.
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>>153612750
>game goes to OT
>no Lane Hutson or Cole Caufield
they wanted to lose
>>
NEW
>>153611262
>>153611262
>>153611262
>>153611262
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>>153612780
I have a 7 inch cock and fwmc are asians with small hands.
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>>153612763
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>>153612809
>>153612809
>>153612809
NEW
>>
NU
>>153611992
>>153611992
>>153611992
NU
>>153611992
>>153611992
>>153611992
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>1 min left of the period
>Marner is scared to go into the boards
>USA can continue to have pressure
>Shittington gets aggressive for no reason and loses sight of the puck
>Hughes gets the puck
>shots in the crossbar
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>>153612810
Total Finn Death
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>>153612732
>that tummy
holy moly
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>>153612697
leafs will take the OT so the offense needs to step up, that period was just them trying to park the bus which doesn't seem like they have a plan
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>>153612756
none more insufferable and up their own asses as stinky Eurocucks desu
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>>153612780
Factually incorrect.
I am above average.
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>>153612682
DOUBLE DOINK
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>4 new threads
stop that
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>>153612783
int/cel post for discord zoomies
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>>153612810
Wait what? Was there an update?
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>>153612697
I think its unironically going to come down to if Binnington lets in a softie or not 3 on 3 is a huge advantage for Canada if it makes it to OT
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>>153612756
And upgrade Finland to gold and genocide Sweden and give Slovakia bronze
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This is a global event the whole world is watching can our fucking ads not be gambling, taxes, and ozempic
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>>153612844
tell the mods to give us a sticky then
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someone make a new thread
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>>153612871
>tell the mods to give us a sticky then
>>>/j/
give us a sticky you fucks
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>>153612844
hoc runs /sp/

simple as
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>>153612796
nah I only got here in the past year
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>>153612856
No season ending but is serious, that is what I have read in Dallas Morning News.
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>>153612682
wait did that triple doink?
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>>153612859
Binnington let in 6 fucking softies against fucking austria
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USA will execute Canada in sudden death
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>>153612868
>>153612868
You guys have ads? CBC is comfy ad-free :-)
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>>153613195
Every time the defunding CBC issue is brought up, the knee-jerk defence of it is always Olympics coverage (summer and winter)

Guess it's pretty good, aye?
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>>153613244
I certainly appreciate it, with my Montreal exit node VPN that I am totally local to.
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>>153613195
don't lie
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The highlights of Brady T are just him forechecking getting hits
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>>153613195
RDS is the only true way to watch Hockey
>>
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19:8 on shots taken for 2nd period. USA missed 100% of the shots they didn't take.
>>153613195
Except for ozempic.
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>>153613195
based cbc watcher
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IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT LMAO
Clown car on the ice
>>
So i guess the USA is just going to cheat now..



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