51st state editionprevious >>153615661
USASA
I’m so fucking happy right nowGood job Canadian bros
A FUCKING LEAF
USA FOREVERCANADA NEVER
bravo on another wonderful script mr bettman!
Johnny :'(
3v3 overtime in a big game is retardedit's just back and forth ping pong luck puck
Asterisk gold since they dodged finns
WHERE FROM THE USA ARE YOU??
So, is Canada officially finished? Are you guys just American already, and we can move on to dealing with real countries?
my USies :)
>Crosby
BROS >WE DID IT
Trump won
>>153616920>does nothing >gets a gold medalThat’s my otter :D
cheaters lost, im happy
you lads ready to get back to the grind of the regular season?
>no Russia
Absolute state of this fucking bullshit
>>153616920ALBERTA IS OURS
Based thread
Canada don't feel too bad, not everyone of you is bad
redpill me on "McDavid". even the US NBC casters were calling him the best repeatedly
In all seriousness, considering the bullshit Canada needed to win against Czechia and then Finland, they didn't deserve to win the tournament.USA only needed luck to survive Sweden.
>win goldThat is not cassus belli for war, what the fuck are you smoking?
don't feel bad leafs, you still got the inaugural garycup :)
>>153616920Based good sport leaf
>>153617076Retard
What is he thinking right now?
Rituale di umiliazione
YOUESSAY>YOUESSAYYOUESSAY>YOUESSAYYOUESSAY>YOUESSAYYOUESSAY>YOUESSAYYOUESSAY>YOUESSAYYOUESSAY>YOUESSAYYOUESSAY>YOUESSAYYOUESSAY>YOUESSAY
YEEEAH
>>153616920Good guys won in terms of fair game. Bad guys won in terms of politics
KILL GUDAS
Canada will win in 2030 right?They they will have Gavin McKenna
I feel bad for Crosby ):
>>/pol/529000321
CANADA ETERNALLY RAPEDNO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I LOVE THE USA AND I LOVE ALL MY AMERICAN BROS USAUSAUSA
>yoshinobu yamamoto>connor hellebuyck
kek. cucknadia got scored on by Mickey Mouse.
>>153617118I hate binnington so much jts unreal
>>153617040No sir. I'm from Kentucky.
Jack Hughes has such an soft voice lol I didn't expect that
All the players on their team are Canadian anyway so technically its a Canadian victory if you think about it
>"THIS IS ABOUT OUR COUNTRY, I LOVE THE USA!"BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>153617099he is but he tried playing heropuck in OT looking for his 2010 moment and got caught both times, second time cost us
I don't ever want to see ANYONE slander Hellebuyck ever again. He deserves 3 gold medals for that performance.
THIS NIGGA GOT NO TEETH
based Jack looking like a 17th century pirate with his broken teeth
>>153617118ThanksI couldn't see the puck
>>153617076Like russia would have been serious opponent
Love Hughes' interview. PATRIOT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAFUCK CANADA>FUCK CANADAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
WHERE IS THE REDDIT COPEI WANT TO DRINK THEIR TEARS
>>153617136BASEDASEDUSA USA USA
FOR SOME REASON I CANT EXPLAIN
When you think about it, Canadians are the real winners
>Get dominated entire game>win that pathetic excuse of a 3 on 3Asterisk win.
I LOVE THE HUGHES BROS NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
How could this happen we elected a central banker the elites in europe were supposed to reward us with a gold medal in hockey? I voted for Carney for nothing?
>Connor McDavid trophy case
So what are Leafs gonna cope with now that >1980 is gone?>1993
Was the best player of the game McDavid playing? I don't think I saw him
>Jack Hughes lives in New JerseyIsabros……
>no golds>no cupsCan we stop pretending this faggot is any good
in NHL playoffs overtime is 5v5 as it should be
McDavid is officially a fraud. Sid would not have let this happen.
>NO CANADIAN REFS>NO WIN
Is this our generations Miracle on Ice?
>gets C>team collapsesAHAHAAHAH
>Had to cheat to winAll the true fans know who really won this
>>153617235HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
So this is what Hannibal Barca felt like after the Punic Wars.Folia Delenda Est
legit cryingthey could have at least scheduled this shit later so I didn't have to ruin my whole sunday
At least one Canadian won ifykyk
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>>153617235>democracyThey can have it. kwaboty
This was last victory for maga. After Iran kicking their asses, they are history.
>TONIGHT WAS FOR OUR COUNTRY. WERE SO PROUD TO WIN FOR OUR COUNTRY >TONIGHT WAS FOR OUR COUNTRY. WERE SO PROUD TO WIN FOR OUR COUNTRY >TONIGHT WAS FOR OUR COUNTRY. WERE SO PROUD TO WIN FOR OUR COUNTRY
>>153617235Broke losers kek
>>153617235When you lose to your enemy, you win
>gets teeth knocked out in 3rd>scores the game winner>has to do interviewsUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153617159Nu uh. We'll have unlocked Konsta Helenius
What's he thinking right now?
"We're so proud to be American." - Jack Hughes
We didn't cheat enough.
I CAN FINALLY SEE THE PUCKIT'S BEAUTIFUL XD XD
IT AIN'T ME
>>153617245Luckpuck shines when a goalie stands on his his head
god damn !!!
>>153617235They are so insufferable. Fucking Canadians. Muh democracy.
Finally a win for the good guys! GG GJ
Alysa Liu is a fucking liberal tranny psyop. Im calling it right now
>>153616920welpway she fucking goes boyssometimes she don't go
>>153617306unfathomably based
BALDALD
>>153617246 hughes bros > tkachuk bros
>2026
>>153617281Finland of course, your refs decided the fin-can game
>>153616920THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET MACKINNON YOU FUCKING EMBELLISHING CUNT!
>>153617320>damn I really AM a choking bitch
Which is the biggest KWAB moment?Missing a completely open goal late in the third period from 2 feet outORGoing for the steal, missing it allowing a 2v1 and losing the game in overtime.
One of the best games I have ever seem. Congrats USA. Well deserved.
1993. kwab.
>>153617320what his new kitchen is going to look like
>>153617320Holy shit
>matthews in C*nadaNothing to show after 10 years>matthews in the USOlympic gold medal
Canadians win this
Trannies gonna cancel Jack Hughes
USA USA USA
GG Ameribros, you earned this victory. I have nothing but respect.
im gonna really love going to work tomorrow!
Congrats on your first win in 50 years I guess
>>153617338Chad
Jack Hughes is an American hero
>>153617235>at least we still have democracy >at least you won't be fearful for getting snatched up in public
USAUSAUSAUSA
>>153616920:(
First the worst, second the best
MVP MVP MVP
happy for you americans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153617370KWAB He's going to retire and can't even win a final gold
>>153617370Lole
>>153617235KEKKKKK COOOOOOOOPE
#TheCurse#YoureWelcome
I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN>I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANI AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN>I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANI AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN>I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICANI AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN>I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
Spiritually this gold medal belongs to Britain
>>153617034still better than football deciding things with penalty kicks
>>153617320
>>153617368I vote for >lift the opponent's stick to your face and grow your arms back like you were shot, coincidentally it's the same bitch doing all of that
>>153617235This country is so fucking embarrassing
>>153617206
The real assholes of the year are the dullass asstards crying that robobitch wasn't on the roster kwab. Based Billy G.
Jack Hughes gets to go home and bang Tate McRae now. Legend.
>>153617339>French
>>153617379Should've been a jockey or something, Connor
>gold in cross country skiing>gold in curling>cheating leafs denied gold by Murica. Hatewatch succesful.Today was a GOOD day. What a fantastic end to this olympics.
>>153617118can't blame binnington in a 3 on 3, now the first goal on the other hand was a pure fuckup on his part
>>153617235Imagine having typical Canadian psychosis then also having reddit psychosis. Hell life
Requesting an Olympic version of picrel
U S A> U S AU S A> U S AU S A> U S AU S A> U S AU S A> U S AU S A> U S A
>>153616518
>olympic hockey after 12 years >usa suddenly wins it after 50 years Was it rigged?
I am now a New Jersey Devils lifelong fan
>>153617360Amazing the amount of chances he and McDavid missed the whole game.
>Milan Olympic All-Star team: Connor Hellebuyck Quinn Hughes Cale Makar Connor McDavid Macklin Celebrini Juraj Slafkovsky
>>153617235>um sweaty if you win Canada in hockey you're a transphobic naziDo Canadians really
You literally can't win with him. He's cursed.
>>153617360Thanks for believing in us, Pekka KARMA POLICE, ARREST THIS MAN
>>153617360quite literally double the shots and they can't finish ffs
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153617379hes going to kill someone in the parking lot
>>153617422that one tard hating on my nigga Makar when he scored the goal to at least tie it
we only care about cricket here anyway.
Is this a filter or some shit because LMAO
>>153617040Madison, WI
>>153617424Hell be back for 2030
>>153617379new meme template droppedif you only knew how bad things really are
>>153617379chillingsomeone put him on murder suicide watch
>>153617468based Zach
>>153617235Democracy sucks anyway. Humanity craves dictators, so America is just ahead of the curve again. God bless the USA, and God bless King Trump, first of his name.
I am happy for my american friends
Bust Makar and Nathan MackBust are now thoroughly fluffed for a raping from my starsies
>>153617040congodelphian reporting in
Raked
>>153617379>Punished McGaykid>a man denied his medal
ALL RISEhttps://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM?si=Ytn5oKpQWlA6Pkgz
Please Rake me away from this pain fuuuuuuuck
>>153617404Petition to rebrand “Chad” to “Jack”
>possibly Crosby's last Olympic run>no goldso fucking sad man
Hey, at least mcdavid won the Gary cu- PFTAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>153617235keknadians are either whining over muh democracy or muh refs kwab
Legendary keeping performance
>>153617370Whoever posted this is a retard Jfc give it a day at least
>>153617439Thats what softpussys do
>the victorious seppos carrying around the jersey of their dead teammatebeautiful moment made me eyes well up reminded me of our lads in the 2015 world cup with phil hughes
>>153617346Please don’t talk about my gf like that or I’ll have to give you a real talking to, pal
>>153617379KWABOAT
>>153617379when the saxon began to hate
>>153617475no canada just played like shit
grimm
>the only clutch Canadian player gets injured>every other Canadian chokes
>>153617442They always have great rosters but they have too many divas.
>a jewish family wins it for USAsign of the times
>loses 3 years in a rowIs there anything he can do?
>Year of the Golden Fire Horse
>>153617040Minnesota!
>>153617370Yeah that's funny
PERFECT PENALTY KILL BY THE USA
>teeth get smashed out>score game winnerbased jack hughes
>>153617306hello based department?
>>153617379AHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>153617038HAHAHAHA!FUCK LEAFS!
>>153617541Yeah that one sucks. I'll always be a Sid fan.
>>153617076Russia can't even beat Ukraine
>>153617515kek. is that why he sounded so fuckin weird in the interview?
>>153617099Hockey is a team sport, which McDavid doesn't seem to comprehend. Crosby does, but he's washed and broken now
>>153617370I feel bad for Crosby );
THEY'RE LEAFS! THEY'RE CAPTAINLESS! THEY'RE POOR! THEY'RE THE 51ST STATE! WHOOAAAAA BUDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>153617379>You already know how bad things really are
>>153617413While I enjoyed the opening week of the protest most of the people still there by the time the Emergencies Act was invoked were pretty big retards.
I cant wait to see how many shots celebrini fanned on It has to be at least 10.
>>153617549Hellebuyck was the MVP by far. This tournament will be the defining moment of his career
So I guess USA gained a bit of soft power during these Olympics while Canada lost bigly
Trump's America btw
Usa
See you at skoda cup
>>153617571Fuck 'em
>>153617320>>153617379KWAB
>>153617379This is the bleakest thing since I’ve seen since the movie The Road
>Sweden rank 7.Care to explain?
>>153617379Christ put him on suicide watch
silver is pretty good desu
It was too many men. They cheated.
>>153617549>your goal request is rejected
>>153617591NEAT !!!!
>>153617195>be huge>don't do stupid shit>become a hero
BUYING A HELLEBUYCK JERSEY RIGHT NOW
>>153617462Based
>>153617617hahaha so mad
>>153617370a real PATRIOT tweeted this lmao
>>153617264Been saying McGayKid is a dud for years now.
>who scored the golden goal?
now that the dust has settled, was this or 4 nations a better overall tournament
TKACHUK BEATS MCDAVID A THIRD TIME IN A BIG GAMEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153617640Will do buddy
matthews had a very good game even despite being invisible offensively
>>153617597no idea how he did that through the pain
>muhhhhh sofpusys lost waaaaahhhh!
>>153617235So fucking gay jesus christ.
>>153617653Retard
>>153617662raped retard
>>153617468Crosby>McDavid and this will be just another example
>>153617588always the bridesmaid, never the bride
>>153617624>I cant wait to see how many shots celebrini fanned onI tried some dumb shit during overtime. Age showing perhaps
>>153617664Note: many goalies fail this simple task
>marchand didn't won>usa wonTerrible game. Slovakia-Finland would have been better
>>153617475No it just finally meant enough for us to care. It meant everything. It was so strong we forgot Trump was president and our love for our brothers, families and friends overcame all the bullshit.>>153617515Greatest sports photo of 2026 and 2025.
Sorry Canada, but our leftist traitors need to take an L. Fuck those pussies
>McMeme>Memebrini
lol do they award gold or silver medals first? I wanna see canada get their silvers
GG America. Me and Moosebro are drunk and sad :(
>this was the last time crosby playsYou let him down lmao
>>153617099He's so fast he makes other elite hockey players look slow
Wonder if Steve Dangle is happy to watch his captain win something finally.
binnington sucks
>lose back to back cups>lose gold medal what else can he still lose?
>>153617692We love Werenski and the Jackies here!
DO NOT REDEEEM THE GOLD SAAR DO NOOOOOT REEEEEEDDDEEEEEEEMMMMM
>>153617640Not only do we not watch this tournament, we send shitters like Joe Veleno out there to injure people for no reason lol
>>153617163
My favorite part will be seeing all the delicious Reddit cope
Team USA's PK was 100% for the tournament, right?
>>1536176804 nations was real hockeythis was theatrical slop for the ratings
>>153617255JUST NOT READY
Why don’t they bring out Finland?
>>153617665IM BUYING ONE AS WELL :)
>>153617281>Had to cheat to finish 2ndFTFY
>>153617658GOAT goalie
>>153617680At least in 4n they allowed fights
>>153617734if you said we would allow 1 goal in regulation in this game and outshoot them almost 2:1 virtually everyone would say we win going away
>>>/pol/528999326
>skoda cup in less than 3 monthsit will be so fucking irrelevant
>>153617360lmaowheezingi can't stop replaying this
>>153617640Fuck yeah
Humiliation ritual right now
fuck this, im sticking to basketball
>>153617735no dignity or reputation left to surrender
GIVE THEM THE PLUSHIES
kwab
>>153617235powerful. this gave me actual chills. whoa.
First 4 letter abbreviation that comes to mind?For me it's KWAB
>silver
>>153617735the will to live
>National sport>Lose in the women's>Lose in the men'sCan really feel the English roots.
>>153617763Are you stupid, we already had the ceremony
>>153617076too many dead retards to even make up a hockey team.
>>153617235And now we have both of their pride and dignity in all respects.
>>153617692Jack Hughes looks like a kid who could’ve and would’ve played on the 1980 team too it’s all very aesthetic I’m feeling the nostalgia
Imagine getting head from Jack Hughes
>>153617235what a retards
Don't worry, when we make you the 51st state maybe we'll let you on the team
>>153617732He openly rooted for Marchand and Wilson, he should apply himself post haste
>>153617757yeah, very impressive
Kek black leafs
>>153617163Canada is stacking up the spiritual victories.
>>153617727GG Moose You really pushed us to our limit
>giving the men stuffed animals tooKek
>>153617683McDavid had 0 points in all the deciding games, fraud
>>153617235I don't understand. Did Trump seize power in a military coup or was he elected, democratically? Has Trump violated a single judicial order?Where's the dictatorship?
Wheres the bronze team?
>>153617370J E NEN
Can't wait for Brock Nelson to head back to the Avs and wave his gold medal in Mack and Makars faces.
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>>153617813That's insane
>>153617444trips confirmBilly G knew all the players on sunbelt teams wouldnt show up for gold
>>153617650no
UNUNITED STATES OF A FUCKING LEAF
based mongol chad
>>153617320>I should have flopped more
Can't do it without Sydney the G O A T hahahaha.Unironically, he's lookin pretty handsome tho. Damn, kid looks younger than McGregor
i hope Gudas get raped
>>153617496Hope she will be torchbearer for 2030. After all, >>>/sp/ already bears a torch for her
God these ceremonies are so fucking gay fuck the olympics
>>153617813Jesus took the wheel
>>153617235aT leAST OuR sch00lS aREn'T a SHOOTING GALLERY!
>>153617841Reddit psychosis
>>153617235>Muh democracy while slowly declining due to jeet invasionYou leafs need to kill these people and become a republic.
>>153617749Cope buddy boy
>Xi showed upbased
the canadian suicide hotline is currently on hold right now holy shit lmao
DAY OF THE RAKE
My stream died just as soon as they were showing the medals
oh please let the leaf players get stuffies for the memes
I was a Bill Guerin hater but I guess he knew what he was doing when building this team.
>>153617379punished mcdavid
>Celebrini 6 shots on goal>MacKinnion 6 shots on goal>McDavid 2 shots on goalWhat the fuck is his fucking problem?
>>153617305Iran couldn't shoot down 1 single Israeli plane bro
>>153617854The will of God
>>153617040Mississauga Ontario
Anyone coping that the 3v3 doesnt count you're a retard The reality is binnington fucking sucks. That's why we lost.
FUCK CANADA FUCK THAT COMMIE SHITHOLE USA FUCKING WINS FUCKING LEAFS KWABOTY
>>153617468Thank you for the webms based Ukrainabro. Hope peace and prosperity finds you soon!
>>1536178011993
>>153617808I didn’t watch that retard
The USA won*** Gold*Russia wasn't there*Crosby didn't play*3v3 isn't real hockey
>>153617813he makes it look so easy. talking about the goalie.
>>153617442Sweden-tier team
McDavid n’a jamais joué en équipe, n’a jamais joué sur 200 pied et n’est pas capable de dominer un gros match.
Canada deserved to lose for these horrible jerseys
>>153617813FUCK DEVON TOEWS
>>153617899Is he finally exposed as a Draisaitl-babby?
HF boards is gonna be a TREAT to read today
>>153617813God damn
>>153617306LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
They don't look very happy with their silver.
SILVER MEDALS OF SHAMETHESE FACES ARE CRAZY LOL
>>153617908Shut the fuck up
Can't enjoy winning a goal medal game without bringing up politics or Trump or school shootings.
>>153617360KWABOTY
This is taking a LOOOONG time
>>153617887He's Mongolian
I’m going to be so insufferable in these threads all the way until kucherov lifts another cup
entire fucking team of gingers. no wonder we lost.
that celebrini looks like a little poof. glad he's not a winner
>>153617920**no canadian refs
>silverkwab
>lose >still get a medal Lmao
Did Hellebuyck just play the greatest goalie game ever?
>>153617468Takeaways: Makar (the smoothest, effortless lateral skatin D of all time) stumbles twice on smooth ice, the 3 best players and best skaters in el mundo are on the ice and get scored on in a standard retrieval play, a guy who was injured for 2 months by a glass at a restaurant is now a toothless icon of gritt an macho manlyness.
>>153617841>Has Trump violated a single judicial order?I will say, in all fairness, SCOTUS literally said yesterday that the President couldn't unilaterally apply tariffs. Trump immediately responded by unilaterally declaring a global 10% tariff. So that's pretty much the definition of violating a judicial order.
Silver medal humiliation ritual
>>153617235AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LMAO this silver medal presentation might be one of the biggest humiliation rituals I've ever seen
>>153617899mcbust has been overrated for years nowhis downfall has been cinema
>>153617801Should've not tried to be cool and badass by wearing black. Wear your country's actual colors. Stop trying to imitate black American football teams by putting more and more black in your uniforms.
>>153617692The three canadian players didn't do their job.Add this to the collage.
Why aren't these faggots happy? They got a medal. Be humble you stupid faggots.
>>153617347Indeed it is fellow leafbro, indeed it is...
>>153617370KEK
>go on long gold drought >get accused and video evidence of cheating>said cheating scandal over shadows all gold achievements and ends up hurting Canadians reputation worldwide>Lost both Women AND Men hockey specifically to the USJesus christ this Olympics have been a disaster for leafs
jews won this gameeichel (jew)jack hughes (jew)quinn hughes (jew)
>>153617889Why don't you stop posting here and pick up the phone
>>153617920Factnuke
>>153617932Those jerseys are straight up villain colors. They were the bad guys and everyone knows it.
Fuck Celebrini All my homies hate Celebrini
>>153617040
Could he have saved them?
>>153617813
>>153617908this, it should be finland here instead
>>153617813GOD SAVED TRUMPGOD SAVED HELLEBUYCK
>>153617932I think the leaf is kino
>>153617468Thanks for the webms, Ukraine. I hope you continue to live
Now that the dust has settledWould Russia have won a gold or silver? They definitely would have knocked off one of these teams in the semifinals
humiliation ritual
Even the commentators agree that this is a humiliation ritual
>>153617235It is probably genuinely impossible to be more insufferable than a canadian redditor.
>Sunday they do your best to defeat your country on the world stage>Wednesday, you're supposed to like them because they play for your pro team.I know it's how it be, but it still doesn't sit right with me.
>>153617965up there for sure, miracle save plus 2 big saves on the best guys from canada on breakaways
Trump didn’t even saying anything about the game yet lol
>KwabnadaMcDavid has bridesmaid mentality and zero leadership qualities
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Will Gudas participate in the parade
>>153617920*didn't play Finland
>>153617040Florida. The hockey capital of the world.
They are mad as fuck getting that silver medal
Bedard would have scored in OT
>>153617972wait until the stuffed animals
>>153617235Pathetic, Annexation cannot come soon enough.
>>153617969They ruled out him implementing antarrif under a certain law. So the tariffs applied under that law were revoked. He then re applied those tariffs through a different law
Need a webm of this crying ceremony
>>153617813Tim Thomas moment
>>153617530All those Canadians that spend 5 figures to watch a silver medal performance
gg leafbros but i do want to remind you that1980 is dead. you literally have nothing left. KWAB 199319672014USA USA USA USA USA US USA USA USA
>>153617989eichel isn’t a jew he’s just ugly. swayman is one however.
>>153617999He would've been better than Shit Bennett and Shit Reinhart
French womens team are the real winners
it would be a long one, but we NEED a webm of this cucking of canada. Holy shit these fags are SEEEEEEEETHING.
>wake up>wonder what the score was>wait its still going?>immediately turn on PC and try to find a stream>first one doesnt work>or the second>or the third>4th finally starts>team USA celebratinggod dammit
>>153617813Wow
>>153617462I'll do it tonight.
Binnington shouldnt even get a medal
>>153617969Jesus fucking Christ you have no idea how your own political system works
>>153617920I agree the 3v3 is the most dogshit fucking way to end anythingBut we should have scored half a dozen times before OT, but Hellebuyck decided to be Vezna mode
These poor guys lmao
Bill Guerin was right
>>153618026Surely he won't miss the chance to roast Canada.
>>153617972I feel secondhand embarrassment for them
Is hockey the only Olympic sport where winning silver is worse than not medaling? Every other sport silver winners are typically still excited to some degree, with hockey they look like they just watched their entire family get executed.
>The jew looking guy is the only one looking at the medal (silver)kek
>>153618042Bedardcan what Celebrinidont
We took everything they had from themThey learn their place1993
>>153617468Ukraine pls webm the medal ceremony
>>153618026he just called into C-SPAN rambling as John Barron about the Scotus thing. He's too busy seething to care about hockey.
>crosby has grey hairIt's over for us
>>153618017With enough steroids, anything is possible.
>>153617912u welcome
>>153618028JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>153617040MICHIGAN HOME OF THE GOAT
holy shit this thread is going so fast no one will notice I just ate an entire frozen pizza
Crosby would have won that game 2bh
>>153617972At least the crowd is being nice to them.
>>1536176804 nations had fights and real overtimethis one is more prestigious though obviously
Holy shit. Tom Wilson just fucking DEATH STARED binnigshit there kek
>>153617841>>153617969>>153618046Can you guys actually go kill yourselves?>>>/pol/
I feel bad for Crosby though ):
Finland status? AVENGED
Mcdavid looks like he gonna cry
>>153618017knocked out by Finland in the QFs
>>153617658>5 on 3 for 1:30>0 PP goals
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK MCGAYKID
>>153618077Like i said yesterday, bronze and silver medals should have another match
>>153617195He's been a playoff choker for years but today he proved he's a gold worthy player
>last olympic gold in hockey for canada was 12 years ago in 2014
>>153618052>usa hockey hasn't won since 20 minutes agoit's over
>>153618078
>>153618104At one in the morning?
They’re making them hold stuffed animals too this is brutal man
imagine being Canadian LMAOOOOOOOOO
here's your doll, grats
>>153617040Ohio
binnington dindu nuffin. the blame rests on the several open shots we missed
Lmao the little dolls
OH HERE"S YOUR FUCKING HAPPY MEAL TOY LADS
Holy shit Marchand is a gigamanlet
>>153617801KWAB is an acronym.
>>153617040NEW SWEDEN
sad rat is sad
plushie humiliation ritual kwab
>>153618116BasedThank you Burgers
>>153618063Do "It was 3 on 3, that doesn't count"
Marchands teddy will have a friend now
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ON NO AND SO IT BEGINS https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2025604750608040191
FUCKING KEK THEY'RE LITERALLY HANGING TOKENS OF SHAME ON THE LEAF NECKS!!
PLUSHIES>PLUSHIES
bear
>>153618075The world braces for Trump's bragpost. He's probably gonna add another 10% now.
>Here's your stuffed animalWhat the fuck is that? A ferret?
STUFFIES FOR CANADA
Tbh the czech player who injured Crosby is the real MVP of USA
The way McKinnon looked at the plushie hahah
>>153618039I mean I can only think how they feel, not only this is US's first gold in a long ass time, but this is right after US women's also beat Canada, AND this is as the entire world has been laughing at Canadians for being cheats.
the plushie humiliation ritual
>>153617801MAID
feels good knowing this crybaby retard lost
Mcdavid isnt a bust he won the 4nations cup
>>153618116Thank you greatest ally. We will buy more F35s now.
>>153618077Its not really if these guys were Swedish they would look sorta happy.
see you in four years /hoc/
>>153618132food keeps me awake...
>>153617379PAIN
Happy to see seth jarvis lose.
>>153618088humiliation ritual recorded
>here have a labubu
Do they really have to drag this out so much, they are already ded inside
Having to stay for the stuffed animal is humiliating
>>153618075>deploy the advisors to alberta
>>153618131>>153618147>"hmmmm made in china"
>>153618152My home and native land :)
>>153618173Legit surprised he didn’t get his ass beat by Wilson
a stuffed animal???
>>153617468Thanks for these brother stay safe.
i can't even believe a team with mackinnon and mcdavid lost
>get loser dollhumiliation ritual
>>153617040COLUMBUSOLUMBUSZ MAKES THE ASSIST FOR THE GOLD
>Brad “never lost an international tournament” MarchandBTFO
>>153618077Bronze are usually the happy ones. Silver just reminds you that you were so close to gold and failed.
>>153618077I think other nations getting Silver would be a little more upbeat about it. But this is Canada losing it. Its like when we lost the gold in basketball a few Olympics ago.
USA USA USAUSAUSAUSA
Which nations will be top 3 in 2030?
>>153618026Too busy going to war against Iran for jews.
>>153618163
Bro let the Canadians go to the locker room already. This is painful to watch.
IT’S UP
>>153618075>>153618169>>153618204https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116115179276189940
>>153618163HOLYKINO
>>153617813That might without exaggeration be the greatest save of all time
tell me why they don't have a silver medal playoff now of kanada vs binland. winner would get silver and redemption, loser bronze and happy to get anything at all. everyone is happyyou should be happy to receive a silver medal - not look like you've been told you have arse cancer and a juden told your nanna she's losing her house. it's a problem with giving silver to the loser. all are miserable
>>153618163Based
>>153618113USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>153618116Thank you
Are we ignoring the fact that the Hughes. Brothers are actually Jewish Canadians??
>>153617920>Russia refuses to stop doping and invading Ukraine>Crosby is washed, old, and broken>The IOC is made up of retardsWe'll see what happens in 2030
>>153618152
>>153618162JEN
>>153618185KWAB
The dreaded stuffy dolls LOL!
>>153618222he was atrocious in this game and shouldn't have seen the ice after the 2nd
>>153618163Keeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>153618199Thank you Mykola. Leafs will never recover from this
>>153618236WOW!
>>153618152I live in the little peepee
AMERICA WON EVERY SINGLE GOLD MEDAL THAT MATTEREDKEKYOU CHEATED IN CURLING AND IT COST YOU BOTH HOCKEY MEDALSYOU LEARN YOUR PLACE YOU FILTHY FUCKIGN LEAFS
>>153618163KEK
Did the bronze team have their own ceremony?
>mcdavid name tournament MVP kwab
>>153617040Ohio!
>>153618224>you won, but lost, which means you didn't actually win
>>153618207Honorary American after they broons denied cantpucks the cup
>>153618236ICE hockey team. kek
>>153618265>No banterHe's getting old
>>153618052Based Copey
>>153618236trumps senile mind is stuck in the 80s you know he'll absolutely love a miracle on ice remix
Why does Brady Tkachuck look like that
>>153618236>>153618237 Based President Cheeto
>>153618282yes, after the bronze medal game
>>153618056They all look like lesbians
>>153618236>>153618237He definitely didn't watch it. His handler noticed him to post.
>>153618163LOL
>>153617040/sgv/ here
I’ll try not to saying anything antisemitic for the rest of the day because a Jew score the game winner.
>>153618305>>153618305>>153618305NEW
>>153618220COLUMBUS CHAD
>>153618163BALD EAGLE FROM THE TOP ROPE
>>153618265>109 replies
>>153618163NOOO TRUMP DON'T SHIT ALL OVER THIS NOOOOO TRUMP ALMOST MADE US PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN BUT TOOK IT AWAY DOOOOOONT PLEASE JESUS CHRIST NOOOOOO
REMEMBER THAT JEWS CONTROL USA
>>153618265Abnormally respectful
holy shit the US team is full of jews
>>153617040Pittsburgh My Crosby ):My penguins ):
>>153618318We appreciate your sacrifice, anon.
THIS WAS FOR YOU FINLAND
>>153618304hey be nice anon, it's a little thing called downs syndrome I'm sure you know of it
>>153617422>thinking the entire world isn't run by child raping cannibalsHoly cope
>>153618163HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153618346shuba shuba shuba
just got word Sudan, the Canadian champions t-shirts are on their way!
>If canada won Marchand, Stone, Reinhart and Mackinnon wouldve joined the triple gold clubno new members as US won
>>153618236He didn't say USA Men's Hockey Team.This is problematic
>>153617040Oregon
>>153618352THANK YOU BROTHER
>>153618233don't post my wife here again
Is Brock Nelson 50 years old?
>>153617932I agree, their original jerseys are much better
>>153618078that dude looks french as fuck
>>153617040Nuevo Mexico
>>153617475It made the perfect headline for them, they just wanted it more.
Thought the Hughes dad was Kurt Russell for a sec
>>153618163Look at that old perverted eagle declining that young innocent juvenile goose.Fitting for a nation of pedos.
>>153618236Trump taking the high road, good on him
>>153618163HOLY FUCKING DIMES
>>153618382Crosby would have been a triple triple member
>>153618163THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
>>153618163BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153618236>>153618237>MAGA ICE jokes next week
>>153618429forgothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYbPo_odp58
Why are they giving them toys
>>153618163 KEK
yay we get stuffies too
>>153618273if my nigga Quadgod didn't fall it would've been a sweep
>>153617813Un-fucking-believable
>>153618434Someone is jealous we get lolis and you don't.
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2025607368067666056?s=20
>>153618587We're just better at hiding them
>>153618273Didn't canada win curling?
How does this happen? Someone should study this. How does a team with the NHL finest, lose to... Austin Fatthews, tkachuck brothers, scared little guy who is always about to cry, and....?? This country is just cursed to always losr to USA isn't it? Stanley cups, world series, MLS cup, now Olympic hockey.
>>153618700No Russia
>>153618682We did.Only medal that ever really mattered anyways.
oh (no) canada
Canadian announcers saying Canadian team is still best in the world.LOL even LMAO
>>153618725You just love to see theae posts
I can’t believe canuckuler got brutally frame mogged by USA put leader like that
>>153617040BUFFALO NEW YORKGO SABRES
>>153617422LOL
>>153618730Kek
>>153618008>>153618217Hugged everyone
>>153617422the worst are the self-hating Americans
>>153617422Canadians love to act like 99% of their team wouldn’t vote for trump if they could
>>153617422A bunch of retards>At least we don't live in a country run by pedophilesNIGGA YOUR PRIME MINISTER FOR DECADES WAS CASTRO'S BASTARD LMAO
>>153617841leftists are mentally illhow have you not noticed this
Matthews has aged 20 years since Covid.
>>153618037Uniromically adorable logo, rawr
>Devils legend Jack Hughes is America's heroYou may thank my Debbies :)
>>153617235based Canadians always looking at the brightside
>>153617379He's going to murder Hellebuyck
>>153617040TennesseeAnd yeah, I know, the Predators suck
>>153617235>>153617422>the seethinglmaoStay strong, Alberta-chads. You'll be free of the cucks soon and be #51
>>153617235they must have goldfish memories to forget when they turned into a dictatorship to stop the trucker blockade