Golden Goal Edition>>153616920
KWAB
Does this end JT Millers pumpkin patch curse?
Thank you USA :)
TOTAL LEAF RAKING
MCDAVID WON MVP!!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>weakinnonKWAB
Bros, I'm starting to feel bad for McDavid...
>Boldy>Fabes
AMERICA WON EVERY SINGLE GOLD MEDAL THAT MATTEREDKEKYOU CHEATED IN CURLING AND IT COST YOU BOTH HOCKEY MEDALSYOU LEARN YOUR PLACE YOU FILTHY FUCKIGN LEAFS ahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153618305Imagine unironically being born in Canada
>>153618305Will NHL adapt 3-on-3 OT for Stanley Cup playoffs soon?
>>153618305
GG Canada I can't wait to play against you again in 2030
Im going to shovel some snow. Grats Americans you earned it. Fuck you Binnington.
>Kash Patel used taxpayer dollars to fly out to watch the finalI kneel…
Why didnt he play?
im not gay but Werenski is pretty hot
WHO'S YOUR DADDY MONTREAL?!
americans look completely dysgenic compared to the canadian line up of towering chads
>>153618199
>>153618345kek
>usa won skoda cup>usa won olympic goldWhat the fuck is happening? I didn't thought I would see this in my lifetime.
Bros he’s the GOAT why can’t he win anything
>>153618351wish quinn woulda scored from boldy, woulda been a sick way to win
>>153618305both 97 and 8 had their controllers disconnected... awful defense.
Based Billy G. Eat cocksucking shit dallas you seething fucking faggots. Teach robertson to play some fucking defense and maybe then he'll be considered.
Ukiebro, you got a clip of McMeme getting his silver medal? Have this rare bulju as tribute.
>America won all this while hockey is only the #13 sport in the countrythis is nuts
>Jews ARE the most powerful race?
FUCKING KEK THEY LITERALLY HUNG TOKENS OF SHAME ON THE LEAF NECKS!!
>>153618332Maybe the olympic boost can get the rags from ast to 2nd last
>>153618339Thanks Ojvind :) I still can't believe this happened. It feels like a dream
BINLAND THAT WAS FOR YOU
Quinn gets some medals for his ghost friends, right?
This music sounds straight out of Stellaris.
>>153618340MAID is coming for them.
>pay some czech monkey off to savagely attack Crosby so he can't play in the finalsIt's that easy.
Brock Nelson is on Medicare.
No canacucks allowed
The Curse
Thanks to /ua/non for the webms
>>153618423I can't wait for the NFL to collapse. It's gotten so gay
>>153618423how the fuck is college apehoop over regular apehoop?
>>153618345real?
What did MacKinnon mean by this?
>>153618305Post more tits, Americans. It consoles me.
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
holy kino
>>153618398why ain't they more happy? they won a silver ffs. They won't win that every time either...
HELLEBUYCK IS THE MVP
>>153618340HAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou just know this is a turbo shitlib too
>3rd generation gold medalistPretty fucking cool ngl
>>153618340elbows up!
>>153618390i hope this kick in the balls will give him anger to finally win the cup
>>153618470https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2025604750608040191#m
>>153618442I have played this for 150 hours and I still dont understand anything about it.
>>153618330Lmao KWABOTY
That's what you get for being FUCKING cheaters faggots
>>153618468everyone watches march madness
((hughes))
>>153617235I love how people pretend that democracy in canada really exists when all it is is a bunch of faggots who live in ottowa dictating the entire country on what to do
>>153618423Why aren't Americans into ice hockey?
how do I convert to americanism? I'm ready
cute mascot
>>153618471america may have been unable to shoot but the amount of piss easy goals canadian players choked away is hilarious
>>153618471Mackinnon did not have a great game. Therefore, never invite him again to compete the way the US did to Adam Fox
congrats USthat was a fun match
thoughts leafs?
Brock Nelson looks like he played on the 1980 team
Thanks usa. fuck mackinnon
>>153618418I love how you can see his retard face from so far away
>>153618468no one watches the NBA, it's terrible. but that's march madness so it gets a lot more viewers
>>153618330KWABOTD
>>153618471The A stands for Asphyxiation
>>153618441His Italian ghosts are proud of him :)
>>153618518Move to Alberta apparently
>>153618356>YOU CHEATED IN CURLINGmeanwhile you niggers literally paid off an NHL player born in the Czech Republic to target Canada's strongest player and you actually have the nerve to talk about cheating
>>153618532no call btw
>>153618468who cares both are bigger meme sports than sawker
Thank you America.....we have been avenged
HAHAHAHAHA
why didnt Gaudreau show up on time??
>>153618506What are you gonna do about it, faggot?
>>153618526Thanks lil bro. See you here again in 4 years
>>153618468People in general have gotten sick of the NBA. Plus, people in college ball are still playing to prove something. People in the NBA have already "made it" so they lose some of that hunger that got them there.
you're a retard if you're putting this on binnington but i guess that's easier than admitting practically nobody showed up in this tourney other than the big guns
>>153618527I’m genuinely so happy for him dude. OUR CAPTAIN
>>153618468NBA fucking sucks asshole
>Svt cuts away from the anthemBOOOOOOOO
>rakes the leafsvery based.
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMINGhttps://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2025604750608040191
Canada had a pretty atrocious Games altogether.
>>153618423US produces freaks of nature in almost every sport
>>153618481Add this to the collage !!!!!!!!
Don Cherry will die with US as reigning champs (courtesy of 3v3) and going 35 years with no canadese team winning the stanleyc owl!>verification not req
Please be kind to our Canadian brothers and sisters today. >1980 was all they had left. Please do not post >2026.
>>153618406>GOATThat faggot isn't even the best player on his own team
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What's better? Watching the team that knocked you out lose, or watching them win knowing you lost to the best?
>>153618526GG Canada It was exciting until the very bitter end
>STAND IF YOU'RE ABLE
we're just getting started
>>153618548kek
boo us now, fagets
>>153618398As if all those silver medals weren’t enough now this too.
America avenged the Euros
Stand for The Flag, cocksuckers.
>>153618581cringe
>>153618498They have completely revamped the game multiple times, so I've had to relearn it multiple times. There has been another major revamp since I've last played.I also just couldn't keep up with the non-stop DLCs.
>>153618471so much time too, just rushed it
>>153618305EVERYONE SINGING THE ANTHEM KINO
OH SAAAAAYYYYY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’m more of a curling fan
look at that beautiful finnish flag
>>153618535It's the Sw*dish genes. He gets his 300 hockey IQ from Finnish genes.
>>153618527Otter is having the best several weeks of his life. He got a free family vacation to Italy and a gold medal his bestie won for him.
>>153618572Hate the laffs. LOVE THE CAPTAIN OF THE USA
I’m crine bros
>>153618468march madness is its own event. NBA has the same problem we do (not as bad, they have more/better national media) where a lot of people follow their own local team and don't care about what is happening in "the league"
PLEASE STAND
>Most Valuable PlayerConnor McDavid, Team Canada>IIHF Directorate AwardsBest Defender - Quinn Hughes, Team USABest Forward - Connor McDavid, Team CanadaBest Goaltender - Connor Hellebuyck, Team USA>All-Star TeamMacklin Celebrini, Team CanadaConnor McDavid, Team CanadaJuraj Slafkovsky, Team SlovakiaQuinn Hughes, Team USACale Makar, Team CanadaConnor Hellebuyck, Team USA
>>153618508All democracies are jokes. The masses are easily swayed. You might as well just give votes based on land ownership and wealth. Populist are retarded.
>that slight STAAAARRS shout
>>153618598NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU male
no joke this game killed people. there will be geopolitical implications
anthem playing, boys and country proud!
>>153618562Meredith was having her morning Gudbranson and he tuned in just in time to see the gwg.
OOHHHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE
>>153618514expensivefewer white people each yearfewer frozen lakes each year
USAUSAUSA
Biudiful
>>153618583They really choked this game away
>>153618527Delete this, it hurts.
>>153618468NBA is rigged as hell. Americans prefer watching the more chaotic and less rigged March Madness every year instead of whatever Adam Silver has rigged up for each years finals
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Nice 200 foot game lmfao
>>153618550HOLY SCHIZO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>1993Try and >1980 me now leaf HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>canadian flag level with binland’sOh no
>>153618616the old guy giving America the dolls clearly hated the US lmao, made it even better
Canadians on instagram>worst officiated game ever>congrats USA for fake gold>we had to play against refs the whole tournamentKek what is this mental illness
>>153618468Better for betting?
THE HOME OF THE BRAVEUSA USA USA USA USA USA
FOR THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEAND THE HOME OF THE BRAVEEEEEE
51st Staters, I hope you stood for your new national anthem
>>153618367>when you find crumbs in Quinn's lunchbox
>>153618522That's the Canadian national trait. Just look at the Dodgers game, it should've been an embarrassing blowout in favor of the Jays but every single time the Jays had the easiest plays in the world they choked them. It shouldn't have even gone to game 7, but game 7 should've been something like 3-6 Dodgers JaysInstead it was a 5-4 loss because Canadians literally cannot ever clutch anything
>>153618532wtf is this real????
>>153618653I don't think too many of your drunk domestic violence yokels have guns so the effects should be minimal
Toews, Mackinnon, Marchand costed Canada the most. Celebrini honorable mention he played well, but missed two big moments.
FREEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
>>153618440THANK YOU AMERIBROS!
Cool...but nuke usa....inshallah
Home of the brave!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sFwcqXcRUU
>The entire crowd singing alongfuck yeah
>>153618470Yes
>>153618689THE REFS WERE CANADIAN THOUGHKWAB
>>153618665I'm so happy :)
>>153618689canada coulda won this like 6-1 even without the too much man call LMAO
Cool silver medal there Macklin.
>>153618527Come home, Auston. This could be you winning a SCF.
>>153618693
>>153618686seethe more with that silver kek
>>153618595It's actually >2014Because of their last olympic gold
>>153618305>luckybouncepuckGatekept sport faggots pretend is “skillful”
I LOVE BEING AN AMERICAN!!!USA>USAUSA>USA
>>153618686What, did your guys' check not clear? skill issue
Moosebro has now forced me to bring out the liqour. We’re sad, chat.
>>153618390really boggles the mind why they got a generational loser like mcgaykid to captain the team
>>153617242cope
>amerimercs get an asterisk gold by cheating Congrats I guess
>>153618744ANUDDAH SHOAH
>>153618305>USA has 20 players on the iceCanada fucked over by the refs one final time.
>>153618514I have a feeling this Olympics might change that. Every game was incredible
>>153618752Might get drunk tonight
>>153618744oh my god so true!
>>153618645In what universe is McDavid the MVP? Hellebuyck deserves that award for the finals
>>153618678It's literally what happenedsubhuman fucking nigger playing for the Anaheim Ducks, a totally irrelevant regional team with less brand recognition than the fucking laffs.A troglodyte czech fuck who should've been banned from the sport many years ago but is somehow still playing
>>153618689>>153618726>bitching about refs
>this cope on CBCAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>no gold for robertson and caulfieldkek. Based Billy G knew he needed PK bodies.
>>153618686CRY ABOUT IT
>>153618765>1993>2014
>A FUCKING LEAFKWAB
>>153618305OVER
>>153618398>>153618616humiliation ritualhumiliation boomerrockhumiliation plushie
>No Gold Medal since 2014>2014>No Gold Medal since 2014>2014>No Gold Medal since 2014>2014>No Gold Medal since 2014>2014>No Gold Medal since 2014>2014
It's social media in general. Everybody has mental illness there.If USA lost the scripts would instantly flip.
>>153618744Would have been better if we had.
>same score and ending as the women's gameFucking pathetic.Someone got the numerology worked out on this Jewish shit
I'm happy for the Americans. If we had won, we'd just be smug because we sort of just expected the win. But hearing the anthem I feel like they really appreciate coming out on top.
>americans diddle kids even during olympicsWhat the fuck....
It was too many men.
>>153618653This entire Olympics has geopolitical implications towards Canada. The cheating scandal has litterally transcended Curling and has become a new stereotype for Canadians worldwide, and now losing the gold twice to the US has cemented them as US's bitch. Canada is going to unironically have a century of humiliation now
>>153618752Varför snapsar du blandvatten jävla stadsfrasse.
Leafs, just remember what your pathetic, limp-wristed, cuckold POS of a former PM said. "If you kill your enemies, they win"Thus by losing, you are now the winners.
>>1536186860 chance they're making that call in a (gold medal) game where you got an extended 5 on 3
I came here for goals, not feels
>>153618558For you, Binland. :DDDD
>>153618744>[score hidden]btfo by even redditors kek
>>1536187652026
>>153618390He looks... gaunt...
>>153618769there was interference on Canada's 1 (one) goal
Jesus Christ enough of this shit Johnny wouldn’t have made the team anyways
>>153618793Thank you based Ukrainebro
>>153618752I'm sorry Moose>hugs you
>>153618793I’m crying I’m so happy
>>153618744>ermagawd this is like thanos winning amirite fellow allypersons
>2014>1993
Is this a...Polish hockey team? I am a soccer club crest autist and I have no idea what this is
>>153618817Trump is getting impeached anyway thats our gold medal
>>153618780Aww it has asked chatgpt about hockey
2nd place to Norway in the Winter Olympics is basically 1st, right?
>oettinger is now a olympic winner
>dropped the flaguhh
FREEEEEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>153618765>leafs talking about cheating>wouldn’t even be in gold medal game without leaf refstypical
i feel like theyre milking the whole gaudrau thingwasnt that like 3 years ago?
FREEEEEEE BIRDYEA
>FREE BIRD
>>153618653You can limit the damage by killing all the MAID officiators
>>153618810thats not what your mom said
>le skate so fast you crash into the opposing goalie without even registering a shot on goal manI need not even say his name or post an image, you know him and can see him.
>1993>2014HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The good guys won.
hey they played free bird again that's cool
>>153618823Johnny's kids are there :)
>>153618855
>>153618855:D
>>153618834Johnny was an allstar
>>153618848yeah, that's worked before.....
>>153618765Bruh, look who's talking
>>153618855based otter
>>153618854Norway always wins the winter medal table cause theyre the only ones good at skiing and shit
I shall go to McDonald's and buy me big mac. This is for you America.
>>153618827some subleddits hide the score of new postings for x hours
>>153618882
Johnny was drinking and driving a bike
FREEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIRD
Dude where was Makar on that overtime goal?
>>153618686>acting like this mattered
USA wins in regulation if Johnny was alive
>>153618848Third time's the charm, right?
>1993, 2010kwab.
gold or silver all these players fucked the entire villa from figure skaters to snowboarders
>>153618842GermanyPretty sure that’s the crest of Saxony (I play map autism games)
I'm gonna fuck a- DEWD
>>153618909Fuck you faggot
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIRD YEA
>>153618848They tried to kill him again this morning. That's not gonna do shit.
FLYYYY HIIIGH
>>153618793>well at least our souljas are taller
>>153618902Thank you for your service. Add bacon and cheese
>>153618793Why is binland slightly higher than Canada?
>>153618854if they actually had their best athletes playing hockey instead of ski jumping or whatever bullshit they wouldnt have that many.why doesnt Norway seem to play hockey anyways?
>>153618853What?
tkachuk1
>>153618901who the fuck wants to ski cross country professionally
Oh look the leafs are seething
>>153618789Post up the one with Gadreau's kids.
FUAAAAARKKKKK BOB HOW WILL MCDAVID EVER FACE YOU
>>153618927He betrayed the flames I’ll never forgive him for that
>>153618902thank you for your service
Based Free Bird
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>153618902Get a large fry and large coke as well, then you will be truly living the American dream
>>153618855so is my Swayman :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JATHANKS YOU AMERICANS!
F
>>153618902Appreciate it, Finnbro. Don't forget large size fry and diet Coke.
Why didn't he dig the fuck in?
>not having al michaels herenbc kind of goofed
Just awful
My wongs had a good showing im the olympics
>>153618941They're acknowledged that we belonged in finals ofc
>>153618901and there's a shit ton of skiing events
MacKinnon is gonna be having nightmares for months
There were too many men on the ice. Simple as.
>>153618912>dude wheres makar
Canada should have won that game like 5-1 but played nervous with no heart absolutely shameful performance.
>>153618969Is that a..BRIDESMAIDS DRESS? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153618882> FFFFLLLLYYYY FREEEEE BIIIIIIRRRRRDDD
>>153618985why are there tiny chinese people?
>>153618993>doesnt do anything>wins a free sliver medal
>>153618992He works for Amazon now
>>153618902don't forget a mcflurry
>>153618440I humbly thank you for showing those cheating fucks what's what.
I refuse to believe Canada can't do better than Binnington
>>153618910be the American that >the rest of the worldthinks you are
>>153618985is Auston Matthews the ugliest "great" athlete alive?
>>153618985who is #2? He looks like a lesbian.
>>153618999unironically shouldn't have seen the ice in OT
Is this nigga going to have to get a real job now?
Come home mackinnon you know you love it
>>153618969Is he off to the emergency goon cave?
Great little speech there by based TiricoYeah, I think I WILL go out there and prove myself, for MURICAThanks Mike
The Curse. You’re welcome
>>153618950Oh shit not you bro
No players from Quebec on team Canada.No gold.
I will say it again, freebird is the greatest rock song ever written
>>153618991just not ready
>>153618985good lord mathews is a weird looking guy
>American goaltending :)
>captained his team to back to back cup loses>captained his team to a gold medal lostJUSTKWAB
>>153618744But the Canadians are the evil cheaters?
What are we doing now?
Was Jack the one that got hit by the stick??
haha McChokeartist is a loser in big games as alwaysJack Hughes already owns him.
>>153618995you would've won gold if barkov was healthy kimi
>Crosgod leadership>win>McGayvid "leadership" >loseI never want to hear this fraud's name mentioned in the same sentence as Crosby's ever again.
>>153618952Nobody, The Norwegians have to do it to get around in their country though, so you pick someone at random and send them to the Olympics and they'll win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9H8JKFMb7ULIVIN IN AMERICA
>>1536187652026MAID for leafs
Yeah I should’ve just played mewgenics
>>153619035He's 70Our tax dollars pay him now
Fuck Trump is going to tweet about this isn't he
>>153619071mcdavid has always been a choker
If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me
>>153619064Yup.Glorious.
>>153618992Believe me they didnt. Hes so washed if you listen to him on the Amazon broadcast
>>153619049They would’ve been on Team Quebec anyway, no?
>>153619059who has the webm of the save?
>>153619041I'm in my 40s; too old to ever make the olympics now despite the speech. My son is only 6 months old so he didn't understand the speech either. Sad.
>>153619089Bigger choker than Matthews which is now clinically and scientifically confirmed
>>153619029Matthews isn't even the ugliest great hockey player
Congratz USA bros. Great game.
>>153619064yeah, then took one himself then scores the winnercant even imagine what that 20ish minute roller coaster must have been like
>>153619081Dude is busy as fuck with Bibi trying to peg his ass into a war with Iran
>>153619071Celebrini is your only hope now
>>153619061love this picturehe looks like he finally snapped
>>153619063mcdonald's on me
vit too strong
god damn i hate losing
>>153619059cute :3
Protagonist of the world
>>153619089McDavid's boyfriends wear chokers. You are what you eat
>>153619108Ovie's not ugly he's just old
Cheers murica. Cheating was defeated today. https://youtu.be/w5x_9KEogM8
>>153619061Was the shitty coffin mansion and Drai bussy worth it?
>>153618550COPE LMAO
>>153619115Just like how the jews started WW3 with Venezuela
Theyre laughing at us….
>>153618471he forgot to pay his goal tariff
Will Canadians ever recover from this? They're going to be humiliated by us for years on /hoc/
GOD BLESS THE USA
>>153619104>ICE HOCKEYyeah some intern wrote that
>>153619089you niggas saw makar give up on chasing and somehow it's davo's fault for trying to cover the other 2
>>153619114oh nononono
who care about hockey, a sport where only 2 nations are relevant?
>he's surprises the good guys won
What happened to the next Crosby Macklin Celebrini lol did he not play
>>153619107JEN at least he has 4nations
>>153619143>Cheating was defeatedThe curling team won gold though
I don't think /sp/ could handle Trump rigging the world cup for the US.
>>153619104>LOTS OF WINNING
>>153619049Marchand looks like a french rat, he should count
>>153619184He’s getting impeached when they lose the midterms hahahaha
>>153619027
That McAvoy save was huge too. Haven’t seen a replay of it.
>>153618593BASED
>>153619170The 2 nations, duh.
>>153619143Alysa inspired us all!
>>153618994they sure did bro, I hope larkin comes back fired up like early in the season
>>153619081Yeah probably. He's the president of the country that just won gold medals in both men's and women's hockey.Think about something other than the president of someone else's country for ten seconds.
>>153619022
>>153619103Doesn’t have to be a sport :) I’m a poet
>>153619170When was the last time your country was relevant in anything?
I still stand by my decision to trade celebrini before the season in my fantasy hockey league. Can't have that kind of loser on my team.
>>153619175He missed multiple opportunities
>>153619170CanadaUSRussiaSwedenFinlandCzechiaGermany sometimes
>americans had to cheat to winthe master had to show their superiority
Funniest part of all of this is most of the Americans laughing here will forget about it in a week
Why doesn't Matthews just let his hair fall forward, instead of combing it back?
>>153618744that's fucking hilarious kek
>>153618601It depends on whether or not that team is Canada>>153618408SPEE KINO
>>153618305USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
So elbows up was a lie
ELBOWS ACK
>>153619104With "president DJT" at the end of every tweet it looks just like him desperatly trying to pass as an intern
>more medals than anyone but Norway>more gold medals than anyone but Norway>both hockey gold medalsyeah I'm thinking the USA is back
>>153619143the pits that moved the world.
>>153619190should be impeached for writing "ice hockey"wtf
>>153619218And you'll be seething over it LMAOUSAUSAUSA
>>153619170Eyes off
>>153619220I look like this and weigh that much.
>>153619218But you'll be humiliated for the next 4 years.
>>153619170And only 1 of those nations is the only relevant country in the world.
>>153619234saved
>>153619215>Cheat in curling>Call others cheaters>Perfect Penalty KillYou still would've lost
>>153619190Impeachment means nothing
>>153619061
the soccer mommy is so hot
>>153619104Why is he yelling his name after every post kek
>>153619218They forget about it while you seethe about it for the next 4 years
Did the medal ceremony happen yetGive me my screenshot of Matty Tkachuk with gold
The free bird edits of this game are gonna slap
Oh my God
>>153619268Except you're 5'6"
>>153619218It's not their fault, corn syrup and aspertain are both shown to have negative effects on both short and long term memory.
>>153619218No, that's the second funniest part. The funniest part is when they will be constantly reminded by shitposters.
>>153619234>>153619278idk, I feel like the first version is a bit too subdued
>>153619234SAVED
>>153619104*salutes my iphone*
>>153619234that's a cool fsjal i will save it and repost it in many threads
You get what you deserve
>stream crashed right as we took control for the final goalkill me KILL ME NOW
>>153619218The USA chants are gonna be at every game vs Canadian teams
>>153619263Cucking for people who couldn't point out your country on a map, kinda pathetic huh?
Completely dominated and shutdown by the Mexican Minotaur.
>>153619300If only Charlie Kirk saw team usa they would’ve made him Proud when 4nations they failed him
>>153619218Weird flex
Canada should be glad it wasn't a Tkachuk
>>153619300Fucking based
>>153619300They didn’t play Israel
>>153619300
>>153619310a little better
Nice job America, we still hate you
>>153619214Japan in women's too desu>>153619263>>153619294True
>>153619321bedussy wouldve saved canada
>>153619157What a pic
>>153619109McDavid would’ve scored there but not Mackinnon
GUERIN-SAMA GOMENASAII KNEEL
>>153619218Americans won't care but still mention it and you'll seethe for at least 4 years19932014You learn your place
should have called up Bedard you cock suckers
AMERICA'S GAME
>>153619332Will he ever beat Tkachuk?
my bustthews did well on defense at least :)
>>153619294Why? I didn't lose, they did
Leaf faggots locked his wikipedia page
>>153618686What's the penalty for too many people on the ice?
3v3 was supposed to be a massive advantage for Canada.
Wonder how many retards are gonna catch a dui on the way back from the bar
>>153618332>>153618436Every gen aspie faggot was constantly harping on how midgets like Caulfield should've been in over any one of JT, Troch, or Nelson.
>>153619234I guess I should repost the normal versions, too, since I actually messed up a few details earlier and they probably got lost anyway with how fast the thread wasI'll do Canada later, too
>>153619332I'm starting to believe he's a bust
>>153619218The funniest thing is Canadians will never forget this
>>1536193762 mins if you play the puck, which they did.
>>153618900do they have those weasels in öland
we're the villains now?that's fucking badass, I'll take it
>>153619150>not hoser
>>153619376Immediate execution of the entire offending team
>>153619378mcdavid tried heropucking unfortunately
WHEN THE COUNTRY IS IN SHIT AND BREAD AND CIRCUSES FAILS THEN WHAT HAPPENS??
>>153619332>i can fix him
>>153619340It's okay that he didn't get the golden goal. We're still proud of him.
>>153618819So you're saying it was game management, not fair reffing, just like always
Idc time to match with some Indian babes on bumble and hinge
>>153619395Nobody will care about the Olympics in a week
McDavid can't win with these cats
>>153619373Fucking patheticEspecially when they could easily be Epstein's buddies too
>>153619373we're hitting levels of raped bitch not thought possible before
>>153619378Ice opens upmore scoring chancesbinnington fucking sucks while hellebuyck was standing on his fucking head all game. It should have never gotten to OT.
>>153619329Separated by geography education, united by canadian hatred
>>153619336 True fren. RIP Charlie
How do I get a Canadian gf?
>>153619391>I'll do Canada later, toobut, you know... winners get priority
>>153618305Hahaha fuck Canada, MacKinnon and loser McDavid :D
>>153619402getting hit with the puck isn't the same as playing the puck
>>153619348Bitch your team should've been playing the US in the gold medal game
>>153619234>>153619310I love you fsjalbro
>>153619388How many riots there?
>>153619362THE CURSE
>>153619218no no no no no you're stuck in here with us
>>153619388Hard to do that when I'm getting shitfaced in my own living room right now
>>153619218Incorrect. I am now a hockey fan and New Jersey Devils lifelong (for Jack Hughes)There are probably a lot of Americans like me that just got converted to /hoc/
>>153619449I’m the most happy MacKinnon lost. Hate that diving whining little bitch
>>153619451It was played
mcdavid asked for help cooper and doug gave him baristas and street vendors
>>153619373the pride of umass lowell :)
>>153619402Wouldn't have mattered, perfect Penalty kill
>>153619430But impressions seep into the consciousness and remain there forever.
>>153619358Why are you German fags cheering for the fats when they eliminated you?
Jack Eichel is the Americans best player in my opinion
>>153619218Nigga, Americans still talk about 1980.
>>153619373looooooool
>>153618686It's your fault for rigging the semifinal against Finland. You reap what you sow.
>>153619480That was such a crazy save man.
>>153618471That's his sweet spot too, it makes me think he either threw the shot or it was a snowball's chance in hell of missing it like that.
>>153618985they will have a token black person on the team after this.
mackinnon missed like 5 empty nets
>>153619348 Who's "we," Mongol?
>>153618789needs a force ghost johnny hockey in the background
MUH200FOOTGAMEICANTSCOREICANTHITTHE NETI CANTWINGOLD
>>153619336He was on the bench today..
Canada had a 5v3 and STILL LOST
>>153619453ty anonI haven't made any in a long timegot any requests for anything while I'm here?new or old, doesn't matter
>>153619190Oh no, not another impeachment. That will surely stop him this time
I do feel a little bad for my rat :(
>>153619218I'm a VGK chad, you still have to deal with me and Copey
>>153619490Because they made a movie about it. No one will watch a movie about some weird incest relationships between the Hughes and tkachuks in the Olympics
>>153619447Go to India
Only took the US mens team 46 years to get a hot goalie performance.
>>153619218And Canadians will never ever forget about it
>>153619507Canada lost to themselves and Hellebuyck
>>153619336Charlie Charlie Kirky Kirky is popping perkies in heaven right now ):
>>153619486Because they remember who showed them mercy in the Western front
>bennettkwab
APOLOGIES
>>153619502no he just rushed it because he didnt realize how completely out of the play hellybuck was and because he seemed unbeatable
Congrats my Ameribros, you deserved it. I’m just not like your average seething faggot Canadian, this was a win/win situation. Either we won at the sport we are undoubtedly the best at and continue that tradition, or we lose and actually face adversity, build rivalry and drama and grow the sport. The US has never won a Gold with an NHL rostered team. It’s about time they won something. Congrats and the hard won victory. There is enough auxiliary bullshit to meme about for the next 4 years. I just fuckin’ love Hockey so much I was genuinely happy for you guys and American Hockey Brotherhood. Not everything has to be so cynical. Enjoy it Ameribros. We’ll be back.
>>153619373>a year younger than meyeah i'm done here
Is Hockey Canada finally over their fixation with Shittington?
wheres the original cup locked image i want to remake it properly
>>153619560Yeah the kitties are missing playoffs this year
>>153619490Also because it was a Cold War victory over the USSR.
>>153619027No, please. Don't be the American that the rest of the world think you are
>>153619527Between Helle publicly defending Otter after DeBoers chimp out and winning Otter gold Otter better treat Helle to the worlds most expensive dinner
>>153619571I hope he realizes it feels good to win so he starts actually playing for the leafs.
>>153619220Kessel 2.0
Benicio Del Toro will play Auston Matthews in Miracle 2
>>153619507But he was so out of breath shooting the puck ONE FOOT IN THE AIR
The only thing I learned during these olympic games is that I hate sweden
>>153619486Because Hans understands that Canadians are fags.
>>153619532yeah, the mcdavid breakaway where he basically just runs into the goalie and almost takes a penalty, then an atrocious 5 on 3 ending with marner fucking icing it was the killer
>>153619336Don’t worry, he was looking up at the game with a big weird smile on his face
The jeets were utterly defeated today. Cheatnadian scam call centers will never be the same.
ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c47m212Mkk
10 minutes before regulation was over, I knew this game was worth waking up for. Have a blessed Sunday, all
>>153619527Stars have 6 Olympic medalists btw
>>153618719That was great.
lollmao
>>153618705thank god for that. holy fuck >>153618811it's true, these olympic games have demonstrated that everything about our country and our patriotism is a lie. it has never been more obvious that canada is a fake country undeserving of nationhood. we will go through either ego death or rabid schizophrenia as everything falls apart and those who should be picking up the pieces start kicking blindly at whoever's closest
what can canada be proud about from that game? it feels like they disappointed by every metric
>>153619480>5th round pick>13th goalie selected
>>153619654KWAB
>>153619118Celeshit had like 10 shots and each and everyone of them were limpwristed faggot shots
>>153619620Nuke Sweden and give Finns hugs
>>153619577Well played. See u in '30.
>>153618406Canadians are allergic to success
>>153619593You talk like the Swede the world thinks you are.
>>153619373lol
>>153619675Somalians and Afghans are worse than jeets
>>153619593Webmrel is every relevant country at the Thirdie Olympics, that’s why Winter Olympics mogs Thirdie Olympics is everyone just sending their best roided blacks
>>153619691Marchand and Bennett are two time back to back champions though
>>153619507Isn’t he supposed to be sick
>>153619595Jim Nill better find a way to trade Desmith for Helle, he's wasted in Winnipeg
>>153619596All he needed was Quinn Hughes
Cale Makar, the best defenseman in the leag- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAI CAN'T EVEN SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAA
>>153619636>Video can only be viewed by winners of Olympic hockey GoldSad!
How many Cancucks getting beaten up by their wife's bulls today?
>>153619659They outshit I mean outshot you though
>>153618365Would make some games shorter and it's better than shootouts, also exciting.
>>153619527He carries the flame :)
>>153619710okdo u live in minnesota?if so its a skill issuejust leave
>>153619263I will be, yes. I needed something to seethe about anon.
>>153619765>>153619765>>153619765NEW
>>153619675 Reddit: the country
>>153619514People with brains, not some maga faggots
USA Rags?anyone want some tendies?
>>153619654Isn't he like 35? He looks like 45.
Team USA wouldn't have conceded a goal all tournament if Wolf was in net
>>153619802hes a >laffs fan brodont be too hard on him
>>153619402That's all? Was expecting something much bigger given how much carry on it caused against the Czechs and USA.
oh shit i forgot i used my last bonus bet on us to win gold at +175 too ez
>>153618902I'm going too and spend a hundred.Double QP, large everything, cappuccino, ice cream, and whatever it takes to total 100 €
>>153618481Is he eating enough?
>>153619220He looks like he's about to tell me about ALIENS
>>153619872hope not
is helly the best goalie ever after that save? and the 100 other big saves?
>>153619157kino pic
>>153619654k i n o
>>153619927It was complete luck. 90% the deflection would still go into the net.
>>153618398tfw a haitian pedophile is deported from cleveland
>>153618468the nba is a corrupt leagueits like watching the wwe at this point
>>153619549They had one 30 years ago in Mike Richter. That was the last time you won a “best on best” against us. Majority of the players playing today on Team USA came through the development program started after that win. I think this victory here was more important for US Hockey.
>>153620074stick saves in the crease aren't all that uncommon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSUaFm6C2_A
>>153619136source on that thought bubble?
>>153620027This is gonna become a poster in so many zoomer goalies bedrooms isn't it?
>>153619659Outshot you, had the ice tilted for amount 40 mins. I know you were sweatin’ there for a while bro, don’t lie. We missed so many open chances. We made it dramatic for sure. Makes your victory all the more sweet. Enjoy it.
>>153619593Fat bitch is unapologetically herself. Respect
dont worry guys, import more indians, that will make the hockey players better
>>153618550Cope and seeeethe, pajeet. Please don't stop either. This is what I came here for.
>>153619593shit like this is why I have no interest in the summer games SvenOur (((coverage))) of them is also all about black people, it's disgusting
So, how bad are the leafs going to be rioting later.Or do they only really do hockey riots when they lose in home games?
>>153620914they are too broken and tired to riot. Some will go on reddit and rage but most will go to bed and sleep for 10+ hours.
>>153620914buddy is the middle of winter, rioting is for the summer
>>153621384the Russians never cared, Bloody Sunday 1905 was in January
>>153618330KWABOTY
>>153618539They need...
>>153618593Canadians hate Don Cherry. He's a racist chud asshole.