US Victory Edition>>153618305
2014
Guys like Bedard, Schaefer, Chychrun, Raddysh, Scheifele, etc could have been difference makers. I don't see what the point is in denying it. Instead, we get old man Doughty, old man Marchand, Sanheim, Parayko, etc. Loyalty over quality, just like 2006.
What did he mean by this?
>>153619765I never lost faith in our bois.
>>153619758jen
>>153619765America. We run this shit.
*record scratch**freeze frame*
>>153619765
get fucked cheating faggots
>>15361978906 we flat out sucked, we had many many opportunities to be ahead in this game and just didnt cash
>>153619777>People with brainsso not canadians then
>>153619789You could make the same argument the US did the same thing. US posters would be complaining that Jason Robertson, Adam Fox, etc were not playing over Trochek, Faber, etc.
America please give me a green card
You could could’ve scored on that 5v3 Canada? Das Rite
SAR DO NOT REDEEM THE GOLD MEDAL I REPEAT DO NOT REDEEM
What's next for his career?
>>153619789Very true, r*ddit. Travis Sanheim could barely do puck on glass. Just complete trash. Same with Parayko.
At least it wasn't as humiliating as the womens game
>>153619858Pay denbts first
NEW MIGHTY DUCKS MOVIE HAS JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED
>>153619842
>>153619841I would blame the uniforms, making the leaf on the jersey black was a bad sign, like you were dressing for a funeral. And why does Canada put so much black into their Olympic outfits anyway? They should be major Red/White with maybe a touch of black. It should never be the primary or secondary color.
>>153619854We wanted Patrick Kane
>>153619860JT Miller was too good. Unsung hero. Pettershitt is in shambles, no medal for him and JT Miller gold medal.
>>153619799he sucks
the century of humiliation begins ..
>>153619883Psych ward
What's he thinking right now?
>>153619789Yeah, Team Canada as a whole actually wasn't all that good, extremely top heavy and filled out on bottom by people that Hockey Canada has a hard on for.
>>153619883may never recover from the emotional letdown of 2 straight finals losses and now this pretty much erases 4N which let's be honest, doesn't matter compared to an olympic gold
>>153619905they're probably like>white is le american colorkek
goalie diff.
>>153619883retiring cupless
>>153619926I lost to Eichel and Tkachuk again???
>>153619905I thought that was an odd choice as well.
>>153619926I shouldn't have tried to be a hero
>>153619916Everything will go back to normal in a week
>>153619883McCan'twinanything
>>153619905they're literally afraid to represent whites. not a joke.
>Tfw the mexican actually won something>>153619883>B2B SCF loser>Olympic hockey runner up>KWAB the career
can someone at least put me in the screencap
>>153619883why did he try to crash the net? turnover are deadly in 3 on 3. Sid would never
>>153619916More of a curling nation desu
>>153619926>damn i really AM a choking bitch, the Dan Marino of hockey, and Sidney Crosby's BITCH!
>>153619954What the absolute fuck
>>153619863Awkward for laffs, haha.
>>153619995somebody better be making a collage
We fit mogged Canada with our comfy SEGA jerseys
Has Canada ever won anything at hockey?
Idubbz is seething Canada lost
This has been a bad start to a year for Canada. Economy worse than Alabama's. Caught cheating at a sport so boring a cheating scandal is the only thing to get it normie attention. Losing at hockey, of all things.
Winning the gold does not justify raping and pillaging Canada
>>153619954keyed
Fucking hell I fell asleep after the second period and just woke up
WELL FUCK IT ALL THEN
>>153619841>what if I tried to do the kind of save goalies like Chris Osgood and John Vanbiesbrouck used to do?
>>153619883Maybe trade to a new team, Marner having more fun in the Gary belt.
>>153619954>it's realholy shit
I would hug a sad canadian now, but only if cute
>>153619954It was reminiscent (almost exactly) the same save otter made in a game 2 years ago that can only be chalked up to divine intervention. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Fj0eFGAak
>>1536200261993 is a meme for a reason
We are the champions, my friendsAnd we'll keep on fighting 'til the endWe are the championsWe are the championsNo time for losers'Cause we are the championsOf the world
>>153619860This.
Was today the most important day in /hoc/ history? we're running /sp/'s catalogue
Why did America take decades to win Olympic gold in Hockey, I don't get it
>>153620054indian proverb?
>>153620036Who?
>>153619855Me too but they'll cut off my neetbux if i win too much and deposit it into my bank account so I didn't bet a lot ;_;
Maybe if the game didn't start at 5am we would've won, what a retarded decision. Our guys were sleepy
>>153619912>>153619860that PK unit with Nelson and Trocheck came up huge
I think literally everyone in Canada should suck my penis and kiss my ass.>No cups>No golds
I feel like watching this again, haven't seen it since I was a kid who saw it in theaters.
Larkin was the key to all of this
Drinking Canadians tearsDhanks amerigans :DDDD
>>153620036I thought he was American?
Completely outplayed them but the luck went their way
>lose at skoda cup>lose at wjc>lose at the olympcsWhy is canadian hockey like this?
haha, i guess we both won silver r-right guys
Put me in the collage
Webm of the high stick?
>>153620040We're coming for your femboys and metal music next.
>>153620005yeah he got away with it the first time but heropucking again was retard tier, then makar got caught not really sure what he wanted to do on a 50/50 play
>>153620145He lives in Edmonton now and has renounced his American identity
BREAD AND CIRCUSES FAILED FOR LEAFLAND NOW WHAT?
CANADA TO BE ANNEXED
>>153620039This olympics has been a disaster for canadian international standing. beautiful, really.
>>153619860Me and my dad thought Canada was gonna score on that, I'm amazed they survived. P E R F E C TP E N A L T YK I L L
>>153620133White leafs are happy that pakinada lost
>>153620157>femboysThat....that is gay anon
>>153620040Source????
>>153620118Yeah unsung heroes for sure and ironic too because everyone was screaming against putting Trocheck and Miller on the team.
>>153620026A lot of Campbell Spaghetti O's.
I’m going to pour a glass of chocolate milk out of a carton and not a bag to celebrate this day
>>153620082I get Canada had tons of depth/choices BUT Johnston is the best powerplay technician in the league right now and he can score goals from impossible angles so you’d think they would have considered the benefit if it was a close game and special teams made the difference but they didn’t so oh well.
Congrats USA!I wasn't cheering for you, but you did great, just like CanadaWow, I can't believe this is the last event of the Olympics. I think it overstayed its welcome though :/
theodore out of the box possibly with a 2 or 3 on 1 and ices it lmao
>>153620190He won the 4 nations
>>153619842LOLLMAO
>>153620099Most truly great members of American NHL teams are actually Canadian. During the Olympics they take all that invested money on training back home to rep their poverty state on the international stage, leaving US teams to often punch below where they ostensibly should.
>>153620200Thank you Bosnia :)
>>153620164America isn't sending their best!
>>153620117fuck off, USA has been playing at 3pm every match, you guys had the earlier times
It was a good game by both sides.
>>153620039>Economy worse than Alabamabut reddit and ctv told me voting in the irish banker would make it better!how could this happen?
what's he thinking right now?
>>153620147
>>153620246Maybe trump destroying our economy has something to do with it
TOTAL OTTER VICTORY
>this is the official white house response>canadians fucking blocked it so you can't see the imageHOLYFUCKINGKEK
I don't feel bad for Celebrini (young) or Marchand (annoying)
>>153619883Maybe he'll sweep the kings this year kek
>>153620258>everything is foreign orange man's fault and not the party that's been in control of the country for over a decade
>>153620184Well there wouldn't be much fucking point if the femboys were straight.
>>153620219connor terrible breakaway, 0 good chances on a extended 5 on 3, celebrini missed breakaway, miracle save on toews and the likely MVP/ross winner missed a wide fucking open netthe roster was not the issue
Unironically how will Canada recover from this? Do they just pivot to cricket instead?
A FUCKING LEAF
>>153620270LMAOOOOOOO
>>153619854Anyone who wanted little Adam Fox on the team is a retard. He’s too weak on the puck.
>>153620270Based if real
>>153620265JEN
>>153620270Kinda unprofessional for a government to be making these kind of posts, no?
>>153620270Why are they so god damn pathetic?
>>153620255Look at the shots and our missed wide open nets. Absolutely our game but it went your way, that's it.
>>153620200It always does.
>>153620270KWAB
https://youtube.com/shorts/l4vTrs2UUR0?si=Vk7GhrbXW2FxKBat
>>153620331Trump sucks Roy Cohn and bill clinton dick I don’t think he’s a very professional man anon…
>>153620331Yeah but your former PM drew first blood.
>>153620283I hope Celebrini can bounce back. It was too much pressure for him this early on. I think they wanted to force giving him the game winner too much.
>>153619853BASED
>>153620270Unbelievably based
>>153619854>Jason RobertsonWell now that the dust has settled I’m thrilled he’s rested and refreshed with a chip on his shoulder.
>>153620331SA'AR! PLEASE DELETE THE POST SAAAAA'AR!
Johnnys death was sad and all that but would have even made the team anyways? There were a lot of mock rosters for the 4 nations before the died and I don’t remember seeing him on them.
>>153620270why is your government posting hate crimes?
At least Trudeau is a winner
>>153620331/pol/tards have been running the official social media accounts in Trump's second terms. Very cringe stuff.
>>153620270Fake and gay. (Just like Canadians)
>>153620292We can really only blame ourselves. We simply do not do what is necessary for excellence and success.
YPU MUST NOW SIGN THE TRADE DEAL CANTADA
>>153620331Yeah, I know. Justin Trudeau is such a poncy faggot, he should show some tact.
>>153620372I doubt it
Based fisherman
>>153620372He definitely would have made the team
>>153620164Damn first his last name now his nationality that nigga truly hates himself
>>153620377she has old, deflated pancake titties now
binnington is a nigger
>>153620377Hag Katie Perry isn't a very big win desu
>gay vtuber slop mocking usThe final humiliation…
>>153620398>>153620408wtf joe is based now??
>>153620317Complete opposite, he controls/possesses the puck a lot while on ice. He generates a lot of offense. The US desperately could have used him this game.
>>153620303A small chance that things get better, but more likely that things will get worse. Your average Canadian will not learn the right lessons rom this result.
I just want to hold this cutie and tell him everything will be okay
>>153620415that picture radiates a lot of middle aged dad energy I bet he either wears plaid boxers or white briefs
Why was there no hustle to get back in defence for the Canadian team?
>>153620331 >tf >tp
>>153620270Would they prefer Trudeau in blackface? An Indian shitting on the streets of Toronto?
>>153620415
>Jack Hughes: GTHL product>Quinn Hughes: GTHL productYou're welcome America.
>>153620461I think Makar sucks ass bros idk
I told you guys both the women and men were going to win the gold.
>>153619915LMAO top kek you can just imagine the Canadian groans from that audience after that
>>153620415fish fear himleafs fear him
>>153620303There's always next games. You don't always win.
>>153620440And you deserve it. Now hand over all the province>>153620439s that hate browns.
>>153620448We have Quinn Hughes who does that better. Redundant skill set and we don’t need another undersized D.
>>153620440which one?
>>153620486he lost 2 teeth in this match worth
>>153620270>it's realLmao based USAsies
>>153620408Wtf I love how Biden now
doesn't matter how stacked your attack is if it gets countered by one player (goalie) on the opposing team. A more balanced team that leans into chemistry would be superior
>>153620200thanksmove out here to Saint Louis with all your bros y'alls food is awesome
>>153620331
>>153619843Finland status: AVENGED
Heiskanen > Makar
Better team won the women’s game. Better team did not win today.Canada dominates all game. Those missed chances…and the US needs 3 on 3 to beat us.
>noooooooo, they can't go to the white house with the fascism and the racism and stuffhttps://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2025609872046252188
Stephen won BIGLY
>>153620377Of a venereal disease?
AURA
>>153620486already returning the favor8 points two days ago and the OT winner last night
Well I'll see you guys in 4 years, hopefully 2030 france isnt as gay as 2024
>>153620581So did tbg
>>153620579>Jew loves USAwow
>>153620408
>>153619789Sanheim and Parayko were absurd picks imo. We left way too much young talent back home, all we really brought was Celebrini and he couldn’t do it alone.
That was pure domination by Canada.Canada got goalie'd and US got lucky.Going to happen once in awhile when a single game decides everything.Missed multiple empty net tap ins.Canada wins that game 9 times out of 10 with the same game script.
>>153620377Nah, Russel Brand got to slam prime Perry when she was still in her mid-20s. Trudeau is getting the wine aunt leftovers.
>>153620579He hates Trump though
>>153620606>Hopefully France isn't gayYea one could only hope
>>153620610He's still a raped retard that got paralyzed from a burrito delivery.
>>153620461>Makar's backcheckTrying to cheat for offense
>>153620579didn't stop tkachuk and barkov previously
>>153620597Good lord that must hurt like hell.
Michigan won
I thought us would win but they played like shit most of the game.
Canadians deserved to lose for being fags
How much is the demand for MAID going to increase now?
>>153620597This image belongs on the back of our $20 bill
How will Leafs ever recover?
Friendly reminder there will only ever be one Golden Goal, and it is Sidney Crosby’s.
MY sportMY heritage MY oil fields
does anyone have a screenshot from any broadcast of the final 2-1 score?I need it for somethingyou probably know what
>>153620681nah the adrenaline will be pumping for awhile, he'll be fine until he tries to eat
>>153620669He’s a veteran while you sip you binky in yo mamas basement
Bros I just took one of those poltergeist-type Marners where nothing is in the bowl but you have to keep wiping
>>153619915More of Hellebuyck's amazing reflex than MacKinnon's sucking at scoring on an "opening" net.
>>153620630Well it's a good thing this will go down in the history books as a USA WIN**but they didn't play as good as canadaOh wait, it won't...
>>153619854Only redditors were bitching about the team selection
>>153620597Where was his mouthguard?In half the close up shots players are only biting onto the corner with the rest of it sticking out of their mouth.
>>153620621Oh look, an anti Semite.
>>153620513Sure he does that well, but did you watch the game? The US was caved in most of the time. We got very lucky winning this game, Canada wins 9/10 times. We would have a better chance with Fox and Quin Hughes. I remember when they played together the US did not get caved in the 4 nations game almost the entire time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shpyizVIZ2E
>>153620726>>153620738You're gay. You shag men.
>>153620538What's the power rankings of sports importance's?National<<world cup<<<<<Olympics?
>>153620759KWAB
Canadians, they're mocking you
>>153620773wtf even is barstool sports
>>153620641No he doesnt.
>>153620597And he gets to bang Tate McRae after this too. Literally beating Canada and fucking their women
>be Canada>import a trillion Indians>start sucking at hockeyHMMM
>>153620773Good. We deserve to be mocked.
Don't worry, the entire team can get free, quality, and legal assisted suicide when they go back home.
>>153620759how? he flopped
>>153620751MacKinnon threw it at the side of the net, Hellebuyck didn't even touch it.
>>153620773I don't trust a man that shits on Casey's pizza.
>>153620761Cope. Have a little taste of your own medicine
>>153620579Damn, a Jack Hughes interview where he doesn't say "like" even once? Incredible.
>>153620751lolwathe is completely out of the play, nate just didn't realize he had time to reset and still probably put it in the middle of the net
>>153620752team USA took both golds Canada's MAID booths will be busy tonight.
>>153620773Man you guys sure love these fucking jews
>>153620597The fuck happened to his teeth?
>>153620787sportscenter for chuds
>>153620736Do you think Olympic athletes have a good dentist on-call for shit like this?
>>153620773I didn't follow that curling scandal, did they cheat or not and if they did, why did they keep the medal?
as canadians, we gotta focus on being the best version of ourselves cuz fuck if we can't even rely on a stacked team of professionals and talents to be
>>153620787Canadian minds cannot handle Barstool
>>153620759Congrats on being both an Olympic MVP and Stanley Cup MVP McDavid.
>Lose>Get the Conn Smythe>Lose>Get Olympic MVPIt's amazing how forced McGaykid is.
>>153620828Your country is run by a foreign banker.
Urinating tree is mocking us too
>>153620831Got high sticked
Objectively speaking: this result is a robbery.It’s hockey. But Canada was clearly superior to the United States.
>>153620206The what?
What a boring sport. I'll take the gold though.
>>153620798>Tate McRae Literally who
>>153620861Your country is invading Iran at the behest of Bibi
>>153620867God damn. I need to watch that
>>153620773Good. Canada needs to be mocked for its vices.
>>153620831Took a stick to the face then went full super saiyan
>>153620864
Ya seethe?
>>153620579BROTHERHOOD STATUS? ETERNAL
>>153620880just like venezuela
>>153620871just like my islanders
>>153620878Spoken like a character from Baki
>>153620871>Canada was clearly superior to the United States.Then where's their gold medal?
>>153620878Name a single more exciting event in the winter olympics. I'll wait.
>>153620630KEEP CRYING, BABY
Good riddance to the game rigging faggotsDay of the RakeS
Yeah I'm buying a Hellebuyck jersey and getting burgers later
>>153620828 jews > jeets
>>153620907That was for oil
>>153620839The problem is that canadians have been trained that good is bad, and bad is good, so we, as a nation do not know how to succeed.
>>153620839>we gotta focus on being the best version of ourselvesDidn't Trudeau and India teach you to be ashamed of that?
>>153620887bro he got high sticked with 6 minutes left in the 3rd period and we got a power player for 4:00 minutes of the 6 lmao. we didnt score unfortunately and went to OT
>>153620865Canadian Hockey: A Legacy Of Failure
>>153620759OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN ITS JUST CRUEL
I can't believe they fucking did it, bros!
If Canada brought huberdeau,Kadri,weegar, Connor zary, Justin Kirkland, Zach whitecloud We would’ve won baffling roster decisions.
>>153619842Kek
>>153620836They cheated but backed it with the brilliant defense of "everyone else does it, too." Soviet churka tier reasoning.
>>153620864lmao
>binnington gets traded to the oilers>they lose another final
>>153620900I hate him as a kitty but I love him as national player
>>153620921Mikko, Miro, and Roope deserved silver goddammit.
Was this dude on the 1980 team?
Just>>153619883
>>153620929Neither are good for the fucking planet in any way.
>>153620941>>153620943
so the men AND women lost to the US, and the Stanley Cup is Floridas.Import more jeets, that will make Canada better guys.
>>153620968KWABGOD
>>153620962True that. My Finns got CHEATED but I’m sure they’re living for Canada losing today
>>153620946I still can't believe it's real, Haachama
>>153619883Nothing, the NHL is the most glory he can take. Stanley cup baby
>>153619842KWAB
Being MacKinnon right now is not something I'd wish upon anybody. Except maybe a Canadian
>>153619954What the helly
>>153620934Maybe this is the catalyst for a national renewal. The shaking off the yoke of progressive liberalism, and a return to western civilization.
>>153620980Jews are fine. Better than Jeets.Focus on the real enemy
the good news is liberals will be signing up for MAID to kill themselves after this result.
>>153620871No they aren't, not anymore.
>>153620759IT HAPPENED AGAIN?!OH NO NO NONONONONO
>>153620997Stars will make up for it by winning the Stanley Cup this year
>>153621027>>153621025>no not… Indians noooo don’t import actual culture we need to be discount Americans!!!!
>>153621020He’s never quite been the same since Dallas scored two goals on them in overtime.
Why does austin matthwes not play for the mexican national hockey team?
Canadian coping over this reminds me of their sneeding over the Blue Gays getting raped.
>>153621020Nah he deserves it. He deserves worse in fact.
>>153620758Pretty sure I remember them getting caved in during the 4 nations final. Maybe you could make an argument for him replacing Sanderson, I just don’t trust him defensively.
>>153620864Who TF posts this shit
>>153620759The final insult LOL
>>153621020MacKinnon absolutely deserves it for that screwjob he put on Finland.
>>153621059Biden gave Auston Matthews citizenship so he would vote for democrats
>>153621042God Willing.
Auston Matthews is a bigger winner than Connor McDavid, it's official.
>>153620991I wanna move to Canada, is that a bad idea for normal law abiding and working folx these days?
>>153621068team canada retard
>>153621059team usa = team mexico = team israel
>>153621020I wonder what was said in the locker room and showers after the game
Losing is winning
>>153621047Eating cow poop is culture? Suddenly glad we don't have culture here.
>try to troll the Tkachuk brothers >it backfires
>>153621100
>46 years since last gold>winter olympics every 4 years>46/4 is not a whole numbersomeone explain
>>153621103Post hand
>>153621054_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>153621117Humilation KINO
>>153621020 What's this about? Missed too many chances?
>>153619954>it's realhttps://www.museothyssen.org/en/collection/artists/suetin-nikolai/suprematism
Now that the dust has settledHow do we stop this 3v3 playoff OT nonsense?
>>153620630Thanks ameribro...but were not recovering from this no matter how nice or sensible you are
>>153621117He betrayed his country for this moment
>>153621130Using science, the Finnish flag is higher lol
Canada isn't even a real country. No military to defend it self and begs for US protection, entire population clinging to the US border, 80% of economy relies on the US, has no discernible culture, consumes US media 24/7 and now they lose Gold 2x in their favorite sport. Pathetic. You deserve this pain and I will laugh when you really do get annexed in like 2040.
7 entire mans... nice one USA!
>>153621130Is the message "please rape my asshole back to back?"
>>153621125Mexicans are worse than Indians lol Indians have a culture expanding 2000 years. Indians are the world’s top ceos and world leaders the vice president is married to one. So yes Canada is better off with us then without them.
>>153621151they look so dejected
>>153621117
>>153621020going from scoring a huge goal to get us there to having a miss that will be remembered for a generation is beyond JUST tier
>>153621117How embarrassing.
>>153621178They didn't take the puck so no call
>>153620597A hero!
>>153621117Why are they handing out fucking plushies?
>>153621196he's a sign that nature is healing
>>153621215It was literally on his stick after hitting the skate
>>153621196Monkeys are disgustingly creatures
>>153621117It's funny watching MacKinnon suffer.So is watching McDavid but I wouldn't say he deserves it exactly, just that I personally find it funny, MacKinnon definitely deserves a lil sufferin'.
>>153621237and there it is
>>153621143Winter games were moved to their own separate year instead of sharing with summer
>>153619843Cheating is an Indian tradition.
>>153621237jeet
>>153620759They did this to him again?KWAB
>>153621143They used to have the winter and summer Olympics in the same year until Lillehammer 1994
>>153621192The English teaching your filth a human tongue is their greatest sin against the future of the human race.
why does team USA keep on playing free bird, don't they know lynard skynard are a bunch of traitors?
>>153621133>Gave proof through the->KNIGHTYea I said it! VGK Chads won!
Leafs losing both men and womens is hilarious Canada has truly fallen
Congrats USA. I am also now not going to post for at least4 years so goodbye
>>153621221now marchand can go home with his stuffy
THEYRE SO ANGRY LMAO
The humiliationCORE is beyond belief for jeetcheatnada. No izzat for you.
>>153621254>>153621248Monkeys are a pest to 99% of the planet.
Why do people hate the Tkachuk brothers? I hardly ever watch hockey
>>153621177That’s not very nice of you bro.
>>153621268FREEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIRD
>>153621192Mexicans are vastly superior to Indians. The only thing you guys are better than is Arabs, and then not by much.
>>153621027>Focus on the real enemyI am. That's why I said neither is good for the planet. >>153621025>The shaking off the yoke of progressive liberalism, and a return to western civilization.That would be a beautiful thing if that happened. Liberalism is nothing but an institution of shame to make the west feel bad for being prosperous and having happy lives while the shithole countries mass-produced poverty and are now over-crowded.
>>153621117>>153621164 Why everyone hating on this guy specific? QRD
I hope Celebrini is mentally unfazed, my Shorks need him
>>153621284Post moar salt
>>153619883>The Michelle Kwan of Ice Hockeyno wait >The Michelle KWAB of Ice Hockey
>>153621117They way Nate looks at it, rolls it, and puts it behind his back..
>>153621192
>>153621268you wouldn't get it
>>153621177ok but isn't your president a jewish owned pedophile?
>>153621297Biggest ragebaiters and aggressive meathead offensive players in the NHLEven more so now because Matty said he loves Trump and is proud to be an American
>>153621297violent straight white males
>>153621221Every Olympics has had cute little mascots for around 20 years now.
Last chance Canada had before Xi takes away ice hockey
>>153621297They’re Chuds.
>>153621130what did he say?
>>153621259thank you informative swede I never knew that I thought it was a boycott or something that screwed up the cycle. I'm glad they did a year without olympics is bad enough but a 3 year drought would be torture
>>153621192Dude the real Indians are long dead
don't worry elbows up people, MAID is a phone call away
>>153621268Ah, yes, the flag of the losers.
>>153621320He should be sitting pretty because there's like an 80% chance he's going to be the 2030 captain, after McDavid jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge later this week and MacKinnon goes catatonic.
>>153621297Visually unappealing
>>153619765>hear first US Hockey gold since 1980>looks up history of olympic hockey on wikipedia>it's true, and it wasn't even against canadaWhy did I have the impression that we were arch rivals and basically nobody else ever won gold or silver?
>>153621371He had a bridesmaid dress delivered to their room apparently
>>153621320He was crying with his head hanging down on the bench
Canada can still win gold after team USA fails the doping control. It's not over.
>>153620864Copium IRL
>>153621268 >most confederate generals fought for America in the mexican-american war >traitors They did more for your country than you ever did.
my future chinese-jewish son will save canadian hockey count on it
>>153621327at least he didn't through it into the crowd
>>1536206841/5 of team USA is from Michigan including all 4 guys on the ice for the game winner
>>153621268Crazy that the southern states are more patriotic and love America more than the former union states do.
>>153621350The decline of violent meatheads in the NHL is why whingy faggots like Cindy Criesbaby got to thrive.
>>153620640Lucky lad Russ was just swarthy enough of a limey to check the DEI box for lefty Katy.
>>153621262>>153621310Indians are CEO’s of many American and Canadian companies. They are the most successful immigration story of all time and are the highest earners in the west. Meanwhile Mexicans are slave labour in the USA and illegal and never learn English…
>>153621348reddit
>>153621284Cindy was too soft to play
>>153621320He's forever tainted now by the McDavid curse. It's over.
>>153621413of course, michigan is close to canada
>>153621371The dresses are a response to Tkachuk saying "always a bridesmaid never a bride" to Draisaitl
Canada fought for their hero. America fought for their friend.
>>153621320he's already looking forward to another weird homoerotic experience with his bestie and some wealthy voyeur.
No Russian hockey team.
>>153621391we are and have been for 30 years now, but olympic hockey was basically irrelevant until 98
>>153621413>including all 4 guys on the ice for the game winnerThat’s nuts
>>153621296People like monkeys, but they don't like Indians.
>>153621436>yay we won time for performative nonsense
>>153621192You are a turd-eating jeet
>>153621316Thomas Harley is a duel-citizen and chose to be on team Canada.
>>153621421>Indians are CEO’s of many American and Canadian companiesI still legitimately can't wrap my head around this. My CTO is a jeet and we've gotten just noticeably worse as a company since he took over and he continues to fail upwards. Every Indian I've ever dealt with is a massive retard.
>>153619799
>>153621348So is that poster unfortunately
This was a referendum on mass immigration. The people have spoken. We must destroy Canada with 500,000 nukes and then its metropole India.
>>153621322
>>153621413>>153620684We understand and hate the enemy.
Can we all admit the black leaf jerseys look ugly now?
>>153619765I'm just here to see the good guys win.
>>153621436Johnny would have been on this team.
>>153621460 Finally someone. Thank you
>>153621413NTDP guys aren't really from Michigan
>entire Canada Reddit thread is seething about 3v3 and saying only the ameriburger goalie deserving goalLmao
>>153621491Thanks Kenya :)
>>153621268I miss the days when the rebel flag was just a sign of being a redneck They even used it up here a lot
>>153621459Your daughter will marry one aswell, so thats not a really big insult
>>153621492they left better players like cole caulfield and Jason robertson
Thoughts on canada?
>>153621472you might want to do something about the fact that you have far more indians in your country already.
>>153620880I'm not a burger.
>>153621082How epic is that karma?
>>153621413Also the girl who scored the game winner for the ladies
>>153621421Doesn’t matter: leave. Do it India you dickhead
>>153620579I'm not sure how he feels about America after this...kind of equivocal.
canada still has /heem/
>>153621454Don't forget, you can get same-day MAID if you need it!
>>153621491You aight, black boy.
What is Gretzky thinking at this moment?
should have called up Bedard, faggots
>>153621423Calling Trump and Jew-owned Pedophile is hardly a Reddit position.
>>153621512Joke's on you because I'm single and will never raise a family on this land
>>153621395>>153621432mcdavid cant stop thinking about crossdressing
>>153621491Kenya NO
>>153621473
>>153621540Yes you are
Thank you, America, for ridding us of the can*Dian menace
>>153621516It's leafver
>>153621461I don't get it eitherThere's no Indians in my company (except our fucking IT department) but the ones I knew in college were all super fucking cocky while also being completely fucking useless. It's such a bizarre combination
>>153620630Yeah the Soviets would have won 9 of 10 too. But not this game. Not...this morning.
>>153621549he gettin his bussy stretched at the moment sorry
>>153621513Keller was the Johnny replacement.
>>153621550Extremely common actually. Your post would get massively upvoted.
>>153621516Cheaters
>>153621472Can we spare Banff and Whistler from the nukes because I like those places
>>153621550Only libtards and plebittors repeat that line ad-nauseum because calling him Hitler didn't stick.
>>153621461It's the diversity quota thing, combined with them being cheap. Indians are also nationalists and loyal to their own. The fad will go the other way as investors continue to wake to the notion that hiring poop is hiring a loss of profit. But don't expect it to be instantaneous.
>>153621550 Can you cite proof for either of those claims?
>>153621578unironically did keller play a single shift in this game
>>153621543Being our governor
imagine if that too man men was called and we didn't have to kill off a 4 minute penalty
GET FUCKED CANADA USA USA USA USA
>see Toews is playing on Canada>it's not the guy from the Blackhawks
>>153621584ahahahayhahahah
>>153621473>at least we let infinity brown people in and don’t do anything about it!the amount of zero-awareness owngoaling in that thread is hilarious
>>153620759>becoming only the sixth player, and first since Jean-Sébastien Giguère in 2003, to win the award despite not winning the Stanley Cup.OH NONONONONONONONONONO
>>153621584Absolutely ritually humiliated
LMAOOOOOOOO
>>153621601It's the shit Toews.
>>153621592I mean...
>>153621600>brings a flimsy drone to robot warsWhat was even the plan here? Run out the clock?
>>153621610you mean like you're doing now?
>>153621595According to the Olympic website 1 38 second shift lmao
>>153621579Calling anyone Jew-owned is immediately anti-Reddit. Trump is your average shabos good you puppet pedophile being lead like a dog by his Jewish masters. Upvote me you niggerbrained Amerimutt faggot.
>>153621574Canada now offers same-day government euthanasia, if he's feeling glum.
>>153619883I hope he is eating.
>>153619863thats gotta hurt them
>>153621575me on the right
>>153621597You played 5 on 3 for almost 2 min
>>153621461I think it’s because they are massive flatterers and ass kissers. Companies probably also feel Indians are neutral compared to a white or a Jewish CEO. Nepotism and scamming might also factor in here depending on the company.
I think McDavid is ACTUALLY cursed.
Hey.Hey you guys.Not a real olympics without Russia.If WWII can have every country, then your jewish boys couldve included Russia in 2026.NOTAREALOLYMPICS.
>>153621628wtf it’s just a game? Yes it’s a disappointment but people need a reality check
>>153621192Both are bad, but mexicans suck slightly less. Jeets actually think their fucking caste system applies abroad.
Hello darkness my old friend
>>153621460
>>153621672Yeah so call penalties, what's the issue?
watching some regular season games after this will be PAINFUL
Stop bullying canadathey lost but they were pretty goodtheres no reason to bully them this hard
>>153621680nice vpn retard
>>153621460>duel-citizen>loses duel
>>153621460>>153621495Filthy traitor got what he deserved. Meanwhile the Hughes brothers who are also dual nationals chose to be Americans because mommy was a US Olympian and fucking love being Americans.
>>153621588Repeat the line that he sucks Jew dick and worships Israel like a good-boy puppet? This is a Reddit position? If so I’m on the wrong Psyop’d site. Just a bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.
>>153621571I still remember when I went to college, I had a calculus class. All I heard was how all the Indians were so smart and killing it. The day of the first midterm I look back and see them treating it like a fucking group assignment. And this is undoubtedly the cream of the crop Indians who can make it to the US. And they still didn't get the best grades in that class. In the years since, there has been absolutely nothing that changed my opinion of Indians based on that one fucking math class. This is who they are.
Why do the Canucks always shit the bed against the Americans? Is American aura really so awesome?
>>153621509>I miss the days when the rebel flag was just a sign of being a redneck it still isare you one of those easily washed by leftist agitprop?
>>153621600>fly vs flyswatterWhat was he honestly expecting?
>>153619883>>153621675Semen retention bros... Maybe our ideology is flawed...
>>153621687At least he has the 4naysh!
>>153621571Well, the issue then is this. How you think a person succeeds, and how they actually succeed, are two different things.
>>153621654>Calling anyone Jew-owned is immediately anti-RedditThey use different words like zionist or netanyahu puppet etc etc. The point is you have the average retarded redditor opinion. Embarrassing.
>>153621540is this AI?
>>153621702No. I even have a Ukrainian classmate down the road a bit.
>>153620129I’ve been Larkinposting since the summer and calmly telling people that February 2026 ends with him as an Olympic champion and but no one would listen>fuckin told ya
>>153621601Jonathan Toews got vaxxed in 2021 and it’s all been downhill since
>>153621696first game? getting a extended 5 on 3 in a championship game is nearly unheard of and a 100% must-score situation, there was no way we were getting a call again unless it was puck over glass or a clear high stick
>>153619926>Joe Thornton regen
>>153621117Enjoy your stuffed animal, lol.
>>153621736>erm jew hate is actually reddit now AM YISRAEL CHAI! actual slave nation
Has anyone checked on HFboards?
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>>153621761Didn't you also call him a pedophile?
If Canada played us in a seven game series they'd definitely win. USA just played with a shit ton of heart and had some lucky breaks. It was a great game.
>>153621736The problem with them is they're pro-dirka and anti-jew, rather than in favor of nuking both.
>>153621756Playing the puck with 7 men on the ice by a guy going to the bench is always a penalty, 100% of the time.
I shit you not, there was a bald eagle flying around outside my window yesterday. It was an omen, I swear to God.
>>153621635 Was this exchange before or after he banned him from mare a lago and cooperated with the cops against him, which made Epstein perma seethe about Trump in his email history? Also what you posted isn't evidence like I asked you.
>>153621736Am I using those words right now you dumb faggot? The fact that you have to TELL me the terms they use on that site makes it seem like you’re the Reddit tourist here. I didn’t say fuckin’ “Zionist” now did I? I said fuckin’ Jew you dumb niggerbrained Mutt. Good goy puppet pedophile. Now tell me again how this is a Reddit position you dumb mystery meat mongrel.
>>153620248>anon doesnt remember Gretzky very publicly snubbing canada and supporting USA during the 1994 Junior Goodwill Games.
>>153621857>>153621857>>153621857NEW
mackinnon also fucked up on defending for the goal btw
>>153621499The Hughes brothers live in Michigan during the summer and train in the same facility as Larkin and Werenski.
>>153621628>so it happened AGAIN
>>153620489Literally named after salad
>>153621628 Canada needs a new national identity asap before their provinces start defecting to America
>>153620967No but his uncle was
>>153621297On numales and women do
>>153621465The poke of God that saved hockey.
>>153621628KWAB
>>153621982I thought Don Rickles was dead?
>>153620759>olympics hands out its own version of theKwabb Smythe trophywhat a fantastic day this has been
>>153621574>as many golds as crosbyhe only has two golds thoughever
>>153621465This should be the next opGreat work who ever made it (I stole the pic) didn't even ask. He should have made an nft
>>153621557Your fingering shenanigans on the curling circuit have soured me on you guys.
>>153621847you have to go back
>>153621499Helly - Commerce, MILarkin - Waterford, MIWerenski - Grosse Pointe, MIKyle Connor - Shelby Township, MIAnd Keller from the women’s side is from Farmington Hills, MIanother fun fact: the last time we won gold in back1980, wanna know who our goalie was? Jim Craig (from St. Clair Shores, MI)
>>153621499oh and i forgot: both Hughes bros are from Canton, MI
>>153621720>american aura is simply strongWe keep trying to explain to you people that we are in fact exactly what and whowe outwardly purport to be but you never believe us under the very flawed assumption that no nation of people could possibly be 100% serious about that 100% of the time so it HAS to be sort of gimmick/kayfabe we put on to cope or mask our true selves or whatever.Pic related is basically our entire ethos distilled into one image - everything else about us flow downstream from that and it’s why we are the most ‘clutch’ country in the history of the planet.
>>153620828We don’t claim his sorry ass
>>153624274of course he's yours
