Humiliation Ritual Edition>>153619765
>>153621857They brought Bennett, and Marchand..why?
>>153621789_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>153621857You’ll gracefully accept the goytoy and you’ll fucking like it
>>153621857
Can we all agree once and for all that shots on goal is meaningless?
>>153621903And they'll fuck it
>>153621896Marchand was elite last playoffs
>>153621946Absolutely
>>153621930Yeah just look at Carolina and how those faggots think peppering shots from wherever would magically work against all the teams they've played in the East playoffs these past few years. It's pathetic.
>>153621995beat me to it
>>153621946marchand found a friend for mr teddy
what are the odds that mackinnon throws away his medal?
Where can I watch the full replay?
>>153621896Almost half their team was washed vets. They had multiple players who were on the roster in 2014. Team USA didn’t have a single player from the 2014 Olympics. Aside from their goaltender, most of the roster was 30 or under.
this morning was a movie
With Finland taking bronze, the Calgary Flames are the only NHL team without an Olympic medalist returning from Milan
have chili going in the crock bro's
>>153622105>and canada loses again
>>153622097I'm still in awe
I need CANTADA salt
>>153622132Hell yea
Who's making the collage?
>>153621974He was terrible in this game. The only time I took any note is when he was giving the puck away.
Where replay?
I'll never forget the fucking RAGING glare that Tom Wilson gave benningshit during this.
I don’t watch a ton of hockey, why didn’t that Canadian guy shoot the puck into the net when it was wide open?
The difference between real goats like crosby and later pretenders (like the maccs) is becoming obvioussoftest canadian generation baka
>>153622196no wonder he spent most of the last 2 weeks benched. now he'll miss playoffs
Why did Thomas Harley choose Canada if he was born in New York
>>153621913uhm... why the italians stole our spot?
>>153622230???
>>153622105Only gold medals count for hockey. Not a single person on team Canada was happy to get a silver medal, they all wanted off the ice.
>0 canada flags in this thread
>>153622250canada choked hard
>>153622214https://youtube.com/shorts/l4vTrs2UUR0?si=Vk7GhrbXW2FxKBat
>>153622259Look no further.
>>153622299Poor guy is gonna have that replay in his head every night
>>153622300Oh thanks spud but I meant the whole game
Apologize.
Daily reminder that 4 Nations was a mickey mouse cup that counted for nothing
>>153621913Go Blue baby
>>153622355It's divine karma for being a soft pussy
>>153621857It was nice thing for Canada to let you win
>>153622322
>>153622414yeah mcdavid is going to retire cupless
>>153622467pukka pekka pikka pukka pukka bulju :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>153622450Nevermind fuck that guy
>>153622467I know. I'm happy, but I know that Canada choked harder. It should have been a 4-1 victory in their favor. Hellebuyck is a national hero
!
>>153622299Had gold on his tip
McDavid is the best player in the world but he’s choked in two cup finals and now a gold medal Olympics tournament.
>>153622478>tf>tp
STILL no canada flags in this thread
> "We hope you enjoyed our special Olympic edition of 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh', including the post-game humiliation ritual and gaping. Remember, it's OUR GAME"
>>153622299grim
>>153622608Huh? I'm celebrating your victory rn
>>153622630you were literally raped by bud though
>>153622608hello
>>153621896>bennettso he could run the goalie but the dumbfuck didn't do it in the game where he needed to the most
My hero \(^o^)/I'm buying his jersey
>>153622543>2014
>>153622653wtf are you babbling about, fag?
>>153622543>No medalLolLmao even
>>1536225432014Weird math.
Binnington can only win in TD Garden
Canadians got the rape and gape by Jack Hughes, tell your American masters.
ohhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>chokes women's final>chokes men's final>both chokes against main rival>canada's #1 sport, merely US #4 sportKWABs
The humiliation ritual will continue until the all the gen X and boomers die
Did he enjoy his Olympic experience?
Is being Canadian just a humiliation ritual?
>>153622783No and he struggled to find chickpea pasta
>>153622755third world take
Has anybody seen samir? Somebody better check.
>Jack Hughes is fucking Tate Mcraekek lmao even
>>153622768then north america will balkanize
>>153622783>Ruins it for everyone else>Walks away with silver anywaysKWABOTY
>>153621857No more years old hurt.No need for dreaming!
>>153622875How will Crosby comfort him?
>>153622873>Wear a silver dress tonight, babe. I want to savor it.
Anyone have a link to the replay of the game?
Kek leafsaaaars
>>153622755>Frank is a graduate of York University with an education degree. He's been an avid fantasy football player for the last 15 years and decided to join the fantasy sports industry two years ago. He currently writes for 4for4, The GameDay, and RotoBaller.We really need to do something about the non-ball knowers problem
>>153622936A 10 pack of timbits
We all knew who this really was for
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153622936Docking
>>153622973*misses wide open net again*
>>153622950izzatsaars...
>"There are whisky drinkers and milk drinkers, and we have a lot of whisky drinkers on this team."
>>153622973The team that won?
So is he hall of fame material?
>does absolutely fuck all >wins gold Gawd I love him so much it’s unreal.
>>153622973kek what an anal raped bitch KWAARB
>>153622968kid was only 20
>>153623009It was good enough for Lundpads
>>153622973>>153622299>I CANT SCOREKWABOOTY
>>153622543KWAB EH
>>153622973
>>153622973His inevitable loss to Dallas in round 2 will hit like fucking crack.
>>153623009https://youtu.be/V_DI4mhrY64?si=ZYmGlTrA9_GKgKK8&t=59
>>153623012even swayman had to play a game
>>153622973AND THE NEW KWABOTY IS........
>>153623009Yeah he fully redeemed himself today. Biggest game of his life so far and he didn’t choke. Proud of him.
>>153623060I like the amount of Foo Fighters and Offspring they played
>>153622973Rantameme better come in with the dagger during the first round.
this motherfucker lol
>>153623081He looks like a spooky skeleton
>>153623009If he stays around and keeps compiling then probably? But there is a difference between the Henrik Lundqvist Rangers being a bit of a paper tiger, and these guys almost never winning a damn series, and Henrik's playoff numbers are actually good
CANADIANS YOUR GAME IS THROUGHCUZ NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TOAMERICAFUCK YEAH
>>153623081HOW HE KING WITH NO RING
>>153623114I also love him so much it’s unreal.
i can now go back to mocking mcdavid
>>153622973Shoulda tried having some fucking fun out there, Gord!
>>153621789If USA and Canada played in a 7-game series, we’d win in 6 games
>>153623105only heard offspring for a sec
>>153623081Marcel Dionne 2.0This is going to fuel Celebrini, this was the breaking point for McFaggot.
Post your copes
>>153623158I never stopped :3
>>153623148>>153623158Bros..are we gonna get kino bts footage of him having a melty again??
>>153623158I need ghostly visages of Tkachuks laughing in the background on this image
>>153622973>>153623081I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>>153623158oh shit
>BronzeJust kill us
>>153622950You literally can’t make this shit up
>No Stanley Cup>No Gold Medal>Re-signed in Edmonton
>>153623207he's having an autistic meltdown right now. draisaitl has been called in to calm him down
>>153623199Why is Shannon being so mean?
>>153623190we got kids aren't alright and then come out and play during a fight
>>153623208Claude, can you make this happen?
>>153623218y-yeah but he took a hometown discount!
>>153623216It should have been you winning silver.
>>153623216did you guys get your medals yesterday or something?womens did all three medals at the same time
>>153621857WON'T YOU FLYHHHHIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHFREE BIRDYEAH
>>153623216Bronze is great for padding medal counts.
>>153623216At least Finns accepted bronze with dignity and class. You definitely got cheated though but think of it this way it had to happen for Canada to be humiliated on the largest stage possible.
Why are Canadians like this?https://x.com/JClipperton_CP/status/2025611240349872336
>>153622973KWAB
>>153622950kek
>You be the judge of who was the better team today
>>153623199>the rules favor the team with better goaltendingno team has ever won a championship with a hot goalie, it's just unheard of
>>153622973wow, I didn't expect a buyckbroken melty from mackinnon of all people
>>153622299Nathan MacFloyd - I can't score
>>153622270The Finnish team was so eager to get back to beautiful Suomi they didn't stay for the ceremony
>>153623252nice
>>153623247i made fun of his wife's favorite singer when they were live streaming a while back. Sorry.
>>153622950Holy shit Canada is literally all indians
>>153622355mack is going to sneak in through the window and strangle him for wasting that pass
I’m ashamed to be Canadian so I don’t care we lost it’s for the best because the vast majority of Canadians need an ego check. Maybe stop caring about the politics of foreign countries and focus on your own.
>>153623216Isn't this result what was predicted? Chin up, Pekka
>>153623297Mac, I need you to not act like this. The Avs have to win the stanley
>>153623297MacKinnon is one of the worst sports in the league. He pouts, he cries, he whines, he bitches, he seethes.
>>153623297kwasoftpoooooooooooosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>153623216Bronze medalists are always happier than silver medalists look it up
what the FUCK was canada thinking
>>153623297probably the most frustrating day of his life and he has onions reporters shoving microphones in his face. i'm glad our two best players are this intense. hopefully gary brings back the 4nations or a us/canada summit series. these are the two best teams ever.
>>153622973B O O T YLASTED
>>153622704What is it about us Michigan chads where we just breed pure excellence?
this is nuts, we can post>1993>2014and they will seethe eternally
>>153623216Shut the fuck up, pekka
>>153623297>All work and no play make Jack a dull boy
This nigga got a labubu LMFAO
>>153622973Buck broken meltdown
In the end america will lose, that's all that really matters desu
>>153623346The Aves will lose in the first round
>>153622973AN OPEN NET, NEDGODS I WAS GREAT THEN
Fascism won todayI am so discouraged
>>153623346Nelson will pick up the slack while he copes.
>>153623392Off by one :/
>>153623297MacKinnon is like early Crosby stretched out for an entire career.KWABOAT
The Crosby era is over
why were there only 3 people on the ice for each team? i thought it was 5 vs 5?
SAAR PLS DO THE NEEDFUL AND JUDGE WHO VAS THE BETTAR TEAM ON TODAYS MATCH
I still believe that the kitties will miss playoffs
>>153623199>It heavily favors the team with better goal tendingDoesn't every fucking game desu
>>1536233922 > 1fucking moron leaf
>>153622973KWABOTY nothing will top this level of salt
>t-the better team lost today!!!!
>>153623414Sad ):
>>153623406kek
>>153623346The Dallas Finns are gonna rape him
Now that Olympic hockey ended, I don't think this sport is for me. You're struggling to follow the puck around, very few goals, and there are no neat tricks to watch. I mean US vs. Canada was so hyped and it only had 3 goals.
>>153623357you win bronze. you lose gold.
>>153623416>getting your teeth knocked out while winning a gold medalKing of Mount Aura
>>153623414He's never making playoffs again
>>153623416Hope he keeps the chipped tooth. Mfer will smile and remember this moment everyday
>>153623392thats where youre wrong pal
>>153621857>>153621857>>153621857BUSINESS IDEAReplace the Red in this banner with Bronze
>>153623360>i'm glad our two best players are this intenseNot intense enough. He should have tightened his grip even harder.
>>153622973Well, it wasn't him>Misses open net>Fails to get to a puck he easily would've had if he kept skating, which immediately leads to game winner
>>153623359Sticking with Shittington is a bizarre decision after the numbers he put up with year.Schaefer would have shored up the blueline and they absolutely needed it, Makar was their only real defenseman and he's actually pretty shit at actual defense.
>>153623184Wasnt the refs Canadian too?
>>153623457You don't know ball
>your goalie saved you!Why, yes. That's why goalies are rated by save percentage.
>>153623457It was a lame game. Try watching some playoffs before making a judgement
>>153623457>very few goalshow to out yourself as a basketball drone 101
>get dramatically outplayed >win the mario party mini game at the end >think you accomplished or proved anything Nice try Ameritards Enjoy your Mickey Mouse medal though :)
Watching people flip from Canada will beat fascists to first goal was by a jew maga is pissed os hilarious to me
>could've played for USA>picks Canada>losesKWAB
>
Is he useless on purpose or something?
>>153623486yup, aland. and they still lost
>>153623482gotta hand it to NBC, they had a nice scorebug for this year's hockey.
>3vs3 in olympic final What the fuck was that....not even stanley cup has that....
>>153622973Alright, I’ll be the judge. Team USA.
>>153623491maybe Canada should develop all positions of the game instead of worshiping forwards.
>>153623502 Nah I hate apehoop
>>153623199I don't think they can complain about 3v3 when they couldn't score 5v3
>>153623530he does mcdavidy things
>>153623518yeah, but gary's all star game!!!!
if they call up Bedard instead of Mackinnon (who missed an open net AND gave up the winning goal on defense) Canada winsbut maybe not, helly was stopping everything.
>>153623457Based american talking about soccer
>>153623276No they aren’t, there’s no such thing. Jewishness is inherited entirely matrilineally, the father is irrelevant
When was the last time Olympic performances factored into the PWHL draft?
>>153623530He actively detrimental during that OT playing heropuck.
How do Gary points work in the Olympics? Does Canada still have a chance?
>>153623547Very good selection, sir
>>153623503cope harder kek
I thought hockey was the national sport of canada? Huh, shows what I know!
>>153623518He now must face his Czech and Finnish teammates he cheated, and Otter who has a gold medal.
>Be Jake Guentzel>win gold medal>win Stanley cup>all in 2026>have gold when your coach won silverKek.
hey canada. i love you. can we be friends again?
>>153623545it will now.
>>153623504notorious pride advocate jack hughes?
>>153623503Thanks, enjoy your silver!
AHAHAHAHAHHAA KWABOOTY
>>153623596Did those facts bother you?
>>153623602based
>>153623420help
If you didn't want a 3v3 you should have had more points.
RIP Canada 1982 - 2026
>Breaking story : Sidney Crosby lobbied strongly according to sources close to Jim Nill and Brad Treliving toward @HockeyCanada NOT selecting Connor Bedard. Bedard declining team Canada invitation for the 2025 IiHF WC apparently didn’t sit well AT all with Crosby , who played at the tournament and developed a friendship with Celebrini . A 19 year old declining the invite while 37 year old Crosby went ended up costing Bedard a spot in the olympics according to sources
>>153622543>2014vs>2 hours ago
why doesn't Canada have any good brothers like Tkachuk or Hughes?
>>153623575mcdavid put everyone in a bad spot (twice) looking for his 2010 sid moment, nate actually played it decently enough to give makar/mcdavid time to get back and they didnt
>>1536236282-1 seems to bother youC O P E
>>153623359Bouchard sucksBut they needed schaefer and bedard
HAHAHAHAH A GET FUCKED CANACUC KS USA USA USA USA
>>153623484makar was been washed since 2022
>but the refs were canadian That means that they are more likely to punish Canada not to be accused of favoritism. Canada was truly at disadvantage today.
>>153623530But he is really fast when you give him space! He would go through defense like a knife through butter. And again. And again.
helleshit made 41 saveskneeling
kek leafs seriously trying to protect their hockey izzat Just take the L lil dalit
>>153623609Thank you Gary
>>153623467>>153623416chad
This has to be the worst timeline in the history of the fucking world
>>153623684Meanwhile he makes my jets lose. Interesting.
>>153623648canadians raise their young like wild animalsthe strongest one is given the most resources and the weak ones are an afterthought
>>153623582USA took NCAA players that haven't been drafted into the P-Dub yet instead of gifting roster spots solely to players that have been on the national team since before the PWHL existed
kek what a kwab
>>153623503>wide open net
>>153623199I love the asterix trope. It oozes with copium every time in every sport
Hellenfuck with the apple
>>153623503We will enjoy it thanks man good game
>>153623647>11 AMit's over
>>153623700He must truly hate Canada.
>>153621857The day of the rake has arrived
>>153623700Make the podcast
>>153623692JEN
>>153623602>tampon gay>winning the cupRetard
>>153623677>Canuck ref theme todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_r06TGDxYo
>>153623707It would’ve been so kino if he puked right then
>>153623060The Immaculate Deflection
>>153623503And on Thursday. Never. We are worthless.
>>153623725What podcast you schizo freak?
>>153622973hope he takes this loss as motivation to excel in the playoffs for my Avs.
>>153623503>uhhhh excuse me chat has the US ever won an Olympic gold in hockey while Mercury was in retrograde in the seventh house Libra rising during a La Nina year?!?!?
>>153623660Oh haha you must think legitimate hockey championships are ever decided at 3v3Cute :)
>>153623706That's what makes this years draft so intriguing
Now on more pressing matters how fucked are penguins now that Crosby is out ):
LOCKEDYALL CANT BEHAVE
In all fairness the canadian team had far more handsome players than the american team.
>>153623716neat
>>153623734
wamens ice hockey is pretty hot bros
AUSTON MATTHEWS IS A CHAMPION!
>>153623530>Whomst shall I defend?>The defensemen near the goal line looking up-ice to pass?>Or wing that I just passed and will soon be open in the slot?
>>1536235032010 was 4 on 4 that’s Mickey Mouse too
>>153623743There was only one jest fan and that was Sam. He dreamed of making a podcast and was going to take the moniker Puckman. Then his teepee burned down.
The American team was more jewish
>>153623644cost them a golddard aint missing that open net
>>153623752they aren't decided on 5 vs 3 either it seems
>>153623761
>>153623761kek
https://youtu.be/6zBSR8ZuwdY?si=H4_wLlPQ58FmUb8Q&t=152Check out Tom Wilson as binningshit gets his (silver) medal.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D8jKg9URCc
so who else is happy for the US cause they are mad at other Canadian retards and their elbows up shit?my family is originally from Italy, fuck these retards
>>153623790I have this hairline. Can I win a gold medal too?
>>153623790He makes me proud to be Mexican
>>153623756the skill level will continue to increase
How can Canadians regain their hockey izzat?
>>153623790worthless shitter
>>153623761 Canadians are so dull and banter killers
Make the puck bigger
>>153623752Would you have claimed the same if it had gone the other way?
>>153623707he knows he's gonna get tagged with the hero puck loser title for the rest of his career
>>153623697I agree.TrumpJeets everywhereTariffsEconomy51th state Hockey1993OlympicsNot our game anymoreThat's it. It is over.I'd unplug myself and go outside if I were you
Wtf was MacKinnon doing here?
>>153623790Honestly he deserves it. McDavid does nothing and gets endless praise and glaze and no matter what Matthews does he gets death threats and endless amounts of shit.
>>153623602Crosby shouldn’t have even been on this roster. He’s still a good player but he’s no longer elite. Team Canada had too many washed vets
>>153623767no one in hockey is better looking than tage thompson
Even Shannon knows they should have called that too many men
humiliation ritual
>>153623767Hellebyuck clears
>>153623767nobody can compare to those sexy guys, especially marchand
>>153623581Israelis insist that they have a claim on Greater Israel because they have Levantine genes.
>>153623790he makes me feel better about my hairline
>>153623549This. They had shit D and G.
>>153623790yes...YES!!!
>>153623530He literally has the reddit haircut/beard combo.
>>153623746Soon...
>>153623790Vaya los estados unidos, amigo Matthews
>>153623877Our biggest hockey rival has always been the Russians.
>>153623790Nice job not taking that wide open shot retard
>>153623581The kids are still considered ethnically Jewish even if only the father's Jewish.
a fucking leaf
>>153623834Yes! :)
>>153623009100% for this game alone, it would be 10-1 without his performance, the US was constantly defending.
>>153623343Canadians need an ego check so big it knocks them back to the Victorian era.
>>153623790So he will return to Toronto as a winner finally?
>>153623752gib back 2010
>>153623877jen
>>153623876They paid Canada back by awarding back to back flops with a 5v3 they still couldn't score on. America had better defense and goaltending and equivalent offense.
What's better olympic gold or a stanley
>>153623913I cried.
A truly silver medal nation.
>>153623746Because Mercury being in retrograde is as relevant as comparing 5v5 to 3v3Logic much? The absolute state of the American education system Maybe one day yall will win a legitimate Olympic gold :)
>>153623876>Canada mad that the USA has too many mensad!
>>153623931Those were all legit penalties
>>153623912Lmao imagine losing to this babyfaced twink
>>153623867Enjoying himself
>>153623921>a-atleast we’re not American >dies of heart failure waiting 12 hours in a waiting room due to “free healthcare”
>>153623877L stoat
>>153623917he really dragged us to gold
>>153623823Im sure he is happy to see his captain finally winning something.
>>153623932Don't ask Canada
>>153623868McDavid is 10x the player Matthews is what a ridiculous thing to say
>>153623877wtf is that
>>153623752>This is now the current Canadian cope canonLmaoLol2014
>>153623700Jets always lose. No matter what the sport.
>>153623949your bussy is legit
>>153623932Stanley is much harder and therefore more valuable
>>153623906it's been the US for 30 years now
...and the coping has begun
>>153623932olympic gold with nhl players stanley calder cupechl cupd1d3olympic gold without nhl players
>>153622299how do you miss this?
Werenski is ELITE
>Samir unraveling in real timeMakes the loss sting a little less ngl
>>153623906Holy cope
Canada will never recover from this.
>>153623932Canada can't win either so
>>153623925Trade deadline coming up and he'd command a hefty pricetag. Get to it, Tree.
>>153623977It's a stoat.
>>153623989Kek
>>153623950
Reenlisting to annex Canada
>>153623999hellybucks performance to that point got in his head and he rushed it thinking he had to be quicker than he really did
>>153623936>the Argentina of the North American continent
The Winnipeg Jeets
>>153623877Kek leafsaaaars learn their place
>>153624019what an absolute slut
>>153624001It doesn't count towards the Norris but it should be given consideration
Celebrating lads
>>153624022that explains a lot
>>153624017>ywn win a gold medal with your brotherthe olympics are an extremely blackpilling event
>>153624030>>153624031lol
>>153623989Honestly though I'd be salty as hell if I were a Canuck faggot too. USA got heavily outplayed basically the entire game 5v5 and got goalie'd. There was very little chance we would have won in a standard OT format. It's still funny as fuck cause fuck Canada but I think their gripes are somewhat legitimate.
>>153624028more like Brazil
>>153624017Imagine how proud their dad and Keith Tkachuk must be.
4chan must apologize for their antisemitism because this based jew just won us gold.
>>153624030Based kash Patel
>>153623989dude just play 3OT games in a mickey mouse best of 1 tournament when the NHL resumes in 2 days, it'll go great!
>>153624045Someone creampied your pastry bud
Imagine unironically not scoring on a 2-minute 2-man advantage
>>153623945But what if Canada was gifted a 5-on-3 during the normal, non-minigame portion of the contest? Would their performance in this hypothetical situation merit greater scrutiny?
>>153624030Wtf
>>153622299>celebrini already halfway into the celly thinking it's in for surethis gets worse every time i watch it
>>153623761Looks like a renaissance painting
>>153622299don't must junior teams reliably score one-timers from this position? and it wasn't even a 5th OT
>>153624030VALHALLA RISING
>>153624030based larks
>>153624045I'll get burgers later if everything isn't closed due to the blizzard
>>153624015How do such adorable goofy creatures exist in this world?
>>153623484Agreed desu. Parayko, Sanheim, even Doughty were all bizarre choices over Schaefer is absurd.
>>153623913kek fabes is such a goober. wish he got the natty at U of M, but this makes up for it, I'm sure
>>153623963I am going to truly use this moment to bully my friends, family, and coworkers into returning to excellence and Western civilization. I will either uplift my fellow canucks, or destroy them in the process. But this shit ends now.
>>153624030Is this real? One of my favorite players hanging with pedo enablers?
talkin all the shit and still lost keep copin cu cknadindians lel
>>153624045where's the 'go 'za?
>CAN YOU BELIEVE IT>I can because of the fact that Mckinnon is a choking faggot. Just look at the Canadians body language, they're crushed. Jack Hughes had to step up and make a magical play. The crowd loves it.
McDavid in another timeline:
>>153624022H-HE'S FAST
>>153624062>the state of the union is we are rolling into ottawa at this very moment we have to do it folks, it's true
>>153624019Love this coon more than you could ever imagine
>>153621857It's not a humiliation ritual. They're just not used to losing, and now fear being MAIDed by their own government when they return home.
>>153624030we have the watch
>>153624030Is he a fan of hockey or something?
Would a shootout be the more honorable way to win
>>153624071I trusted usa to kill that off. 100% penalty kill, solid af. Today i watched the best hockey game i've ever seen.
>>153623989>le step on legowhat decade is it? Are they gonna throat punch them as well??
many are saying this
>>153624094Trump has been cleared moron. The democrats played into his hands and released the Epstein files themselves without him having todo anything. now it’s looked worse and worse for the pedos in the Democrat party.
>>153624019She's the cutest thing to be on my TV in years and it's not even close
So is AHL League any good? Is it worth watching?
>USA PK: 18-for-18. Somehow.
>>153624088It makes one wonder how many other animals they aren't telling us about.
>>153624058Where are his teeth
>>153624030Hell yeah viking brother
>>153624143He traded 2 for a gold medal
>>153622299doesnt even hit the post lmao
>>153624129It's all they got. They're fucking pathetic.
canada made several bizarre choices with their roster and it kinda panned out how I thought it would, although I thought they would still winparticularly on defense and why the fuck were Marchand and Bennett there?
>>153624126i love america
>>153624108cute girl and furret :3
My Islanders :/
worst players in finalcanada goaliecelebrinibest playershughesusa goaliegoalies win stanley cups and olympics>>153623990olympic with nhl players with russia includedstanley cupolympic without all teamsolympic without nhlSkoda cup4NationsSMLIIGA
>>153624119I think he's an Islanders fan, he was at the game where Ovi broke the goal record with Gretzky
Does Valhalla exist in Hinduism?
>>153624126Stop spamming this test tube freak
>>153622299Who is #25 on the US team? What a retard.Strong 4 nations vibes
>>153623945You don't know puck
Miracle on ice 2Not a lot of Miracle needed this time.
>>153624015>*ermine
>>153624094kwab. she lost. they lost. you lost. get over it.
>>153624178mcavoy
>>153623877is that a labubu?
okay time to shower and brush my teeth
Am I too late to laugh at Can'tada?
>b-but we dominated you all game!then why didn’t you beat us in regulation?>3-on-3 is such an unfair way to decide the game!then why didn’t you beat us in the 5-on-3?
>>153624126Would give anything to fill her cervix
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1yKAPMMDbwrxb?s=20
>>153624164marchand got on the original roster largely off having a big playoffs, bennett wasnt on the initial roster despite a conn smythe and big 4N final and got on because of injuries
>>153624126Holy fuck her thighs!
This is what you get for being shit to Don Cherryfuck CBC.
>>153624057must be amazing
>>153624045what the fuck is up Dennys
>>153624202Crosby has better thighs
Imagine thinking trump is on the Epstein list despite the fact he released the files himself. Hes the most transparent president the usa has ever had we had the opportunity to elect Pierre and go on the same path as the usa but we blew it as a nation.
>>153624129this. former head of the FBI thanked him for exposing Epstein in the early 2000s
>>153624030Celebrating with the Director of the FBI in the locker room is my favorite American post game tradition!
>>153624178Boston's 1D, Charlie McAvoy of course. Guess how their GAA is this season
>>153623932Any International best on best tournament with the Olympic Gold being top tier just for the prestige. But the Stanley Cup is still the hardest trophy towin in all of sports. >>153623503I appreciate the new cope. Thank you.
The USA has the mandate of heaven.
Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and we'll see you in Valhalla.
>>153624183Do I look like I knew these things existed at all two weeks ago? >>153624209>>153624215You two are alright. Don't go to Alberta tomorrow.
>>153624133It's worth watching if there is a team in your area because the games are fun to go to and follow. Sucks though to watch your favorite player get called up to their main team for a playoff push. I guess now that Gary's guys made the final and won they are the second best league in the world because they are the farm league for the NHL.
>>153624215Wow a leaf that speaks the truth. Hope you guys can fix your shit. Also you suck at hockey
>>153624236WE ARE OETTINGERWE CARRY THE FLAME
>>153624190no. The laughter will continue until Wednesday
>>153624175Yes. In India heaven, if you're good in life then you get your very own street to shit on and a White woman to be your wife and mother of your 20 kids
>>153624119he played as a kid
how do you argue this isnt true?
Hello darkness my old friend
Who was the other American player on the ice? I can’t see his numberhttps://x.com/NBCOlympics/status/2025628869114610010?s=20
Where is the collage?
>>153621857Skinner would have stopped those goals
>>153622755UH OH, STINKY
>>153624184I didn't vote for the AIPAC lady
>>153624169I made sure to go grocery shopping yesterday. they were nearly out of chicken
>chuds seething because a Jewish guy wonHahahaha
>>153624258>first time captaining the country in anything meaningful >loses>he’s “still better than Crosby”KWAB
>>153624190Nope. They're raging with "AT LEAST OUR PRESIDENT AND COUNTRY ISN'T RAN BY PEDOS" as if Israel doesn't control Canada too.
>>153624255So did I, but you don't see me celly'ing with the Gold-winning team in the locker room. Fuckin' wish I was though god dammit!
most stable Canadian fan
McDavid looked like he was on his 4th tour to Vietnam after being a lone survivor on his previous 3.
How many US flags would be in here if the US lost
>>153624283youre not one of the 5 most powerful people in the world
>>153624259time is a flat fucking circle
>>153624030At least we know the FBI/CIA threatened Binny's family in the intermission for an American win, way to go bros!
>>153624273you still lost.
>>153624284>nothing matters>cries about a hockey game that doesn’t impact his day to day life
Gold Medal droughts>USA: Zero years>Finland: 4 years>Russia: 8 years>Canada: 12 yearsCanada is no longer a top tier hockey country
>>153624262what were the 4 penalties for?
>>153624293I would
>>153624293it was a ghost town after 4nash
>>153624175Without looking up I thought you were always reencarnated until you became a perfect being or the sum of your past lives deeds allow you to enter a form of heaven to be with your ancestors and perfect beings.
How does USA sleep at night knowing they mindbroke canada?
Post>yfw you aren't Canadian
>>153624294You don't know my power level.
>>1536239893v3 is pretty gay but they are never gonna fucking do 5v5 in the olympics with nhl players, reddit can cry all they wantit is weird that it wasn't 4v4, that's still open enough that it would prevent games from going on for a million years
>>153624258He didn't choke. None of them did. It was a high-stakes rough game that came down to "first goal takes everything" in OT.
>>153624293I'd be running damage control spamming >1993.
>>153623889not "shit". just not good enough, this time. especially D. you wanna say Makar is shit? as much as it pains me, as a fan of a rival team, he's a damn good defenseman. but goaltending... there is a reason Marc-Andre Fleury is so beloved, other than his personality. he is the last truly great Canadian goaltender.
>>153624312I’ve been trying to go back to sleep for the last 2 hours but can’t
>>153624283In America you are allowed to use your position in the government, along with taxpayer funds, for your own personal benefit. It's a nice little perk
>>153624170>SMLIIGAis this a lick my balls joke
>>153624292have you seen his house? he has no soul and never will
We’re a cricket nation now
>>153623790happy for him
>>153624310only cuz i wuz busy fuckin' ur mum lel
>>153623911No they aren’t dumbass. I’m sure they would like to be, but they aren’t. Again, it is inherited matrilineally. Don’t just argue about things you know nothing about for the sake of arguing
imagine being cucknadian rn lel
>>153623925He's demanding a trade.
>>153624330>"best in the game">3 on 3>all that open ice>doesn't win the game
>>153624284Canada's industrialized suicide machine will be busy tonight.
>1993>2014
>>153624312like this lmao
>>153624312My sleep hasn’t been great lately because I’m battling a nasty cold but hopefully tonight will be better
>>153624332Not Price? do you even watch hockey?
>>153624338Yeah we're a latino country it's based
>>153624337Don't sleep now. It keeps getting better.
>>153622950SAAAAARS
>>153624303I just told you I didn't vote for her she takes blood money
>>153624337It's alright, your hate towards canada is just brotherly play-pretend. Leave the real canada hating to us and rest easy.
>>153624395>your watch is over now king, see you in valhalla
>>153622950God damn I love this presidential term lmao
>>153624284No lies detected
>>153624349i hope that dusty vag brought u comfort
>>1536243583 on 3 is better goalie winsGuess who had the better one!
>>153624284His government issued doctor is probably going to recommend him suicide as a cure.
>>153624342Like he lives in a boardroom.
>>153624416meh, 3/10
Someone make a new thread please I have to post something hilarious
You're welcome Finland you can sleep now
>>153624374I said "last". Fleury played longer than Price.
>>153624419uh
>>153624284It’s not that serious bro
>>153624322Unless you have "berg, stein, gold" or some other shit in your name, your power level is zero.>>153624344 I feel for you, bro.
>>153624284I thought Sam died way earlier
If Canada has an issue with 3v3 overtime why didn’t they simply score more points in regulation so they didn’t need to play overtime?
>>153624377You're only allowed to bitch about it if it is being done by someone with whom you disagree politically.
>>153624429Going to bed in an hour, brother.
Matthews and Hellebuyck needed this shit so fucking bad.
>>153624419Not Canada for sure41 saves out of 42 Best goalie play I ever saw
>>153624435That still doesn't make any sense. Price was magnitudes better than Price, he would simply be the last best Canadian goaltender. Do we know words?
>>153624451Canada won the opening face off in overtime anyways they should have scored when they had the puck
>>153624355>Don’t just argue about things you know nothing about for the sake of arguingThat's exactly what you're doing, dumbass.You're doubling-down on your own ignorance.
>>153624284devin cooley's burner account
>>153624444Checked
im happy cause all these liberal boomers in quebec and BC were making the game politicalfuck you retards, go sign up for MAID.
Feeling real proud to be an American after /ourcoon/ won, and now this.
>>153624330He tried to be a hero and 1v3 at the end which directly lead to a USA counter-attack goal lol
>>153624453Eileen Gu be like
>>153624468Price was magnitudes better than Fleury*
>>153624454Cool flag
>>153624440You see, the leafs are mind broken right now. He'll get over it.
>>153624451They didnt seem to have a problem with 3v3 in the two previous elimination games. Which they both won in 3v3 sudden death.
>bronzewe take those
>>153624468Fleury also won Cups.ahem.>1993
>>153624439Arguably one of the best goalie performances America has ever had. Dude was an animal
>>153624473Ironic since you’re objectively wrong you fucking subhuman, holy shit. Kill yourselfYou are not halachically Jewish if it’s not through the mother. You don’t know even know what halachically means. Shut the fuck up, born idiot. You will never be sentient
Dilly Larky pulling McGaykid away during the play shouldn't be ignored despite him not factoring in on the scoresheet.
>>153624512So what? Price was still better.
>>153623790His Norman got stabilized, lads. That is very encouraging for a lot of us.
>>153624454glad we didn't have to beat the Great Finnish Empire in the gold medal game
>>153624498what point are you pretending you're making?
>>153624506Don't worry, Canada's silver will be bronze too after taxes.
Bake a new thread
>>153624058dat duncan keith energy
>>153622950fucking hell can't stop laughing
>>153624550Do they have to pay the silver tariff to Trump?
WITH JEWS YOU WINJACK HUGHESQUINN HUGHESJEREMY SWAYMANJACK EICHELTRULY OUR GREATEST ALLY
>>153624579LOL LOL
>>153624579Do your gold medals have to be melted down and sent to Israel as foreign aid?
>>153624259komm süßer todwhy are there playstation symbols in my captcha now
>>153624514I'm proud of all these men. but ngl it's gonna be weird going back to NHL play and have them as the enemies of >my team
https://x.com/LeeshaMae31/status/2025625428669473118
>tfw you were forced to play soccer instead of hockey because your parents thought it was too violentI bet I would've had so much fun tackling people too
>>153624597Ooh yeah you mad
>>153624652>>153624652
>Still no new thread
>>153624126 Nakai mogs
>>153624597
>>153624597Who owns the large gold mines in Canada?
>>153624215 One poster redeemed an entire nation
>>153624516Tripling-down on your ignorance.Learn what ethnically Jewish means.
>>153624342
>>153624859God I hate those types of seats
>>153624859Wow, that looks terribleComfy level = zeroI guess money can't buy taste
>>153623989Hey its Three-on-three!
>>153624030SHIT WAS SO KASH
>>153622973Ok, lemme pull up the judge of who was the better team and well would ya look at that.....
I'm glad we lost because I hate boomers.
>>153623790He Marnered all over the tournament
>>153623790He is very relieved.
I was asleep what did I miss
>>153623216Bronze is absolutly nothing to be ashamed of, silver is the one that brings shame
>>1536239893v3 is fake and gay, but both teams knew the rules going in and had the same restrictions. It's not like this format was a sudden surprise. The blame lies with the coaches for not planning better. Regardless, Canada going pure cope and seethe about that being the reason they lost just makes them seem like whiny bitches and aint doing them any favors after their cheating shit in both the Finland game and with curling. They deserve this.
