Circus editionPrevious thread died to spammers>>153588261
Reposting the remaining fixtures & KWABOTW standingsSunday 22/025.15pm CETAngers - LOSCNantes - Le HavreNice - LorientMAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETRACING CLUB DE STRASBOURG ALSACE - OLYMPIQUE LYONNAISKWAB of the week standings:1. OM (5x KWABs)2. OL (4x KWABs)2. PSG (4x KWABs)3. Nice (3x KWABs)4. Monaco (2x KWABs)5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)
>the annihilators of Angers
KWAB>KWABKWAB
Can't wait for the Olympics to end ffs
>>153623749C'est quoi le problème des ricains à spammer sur le Canada, pourquoi autant de malocul ? Ils cassent les couilles pêh les fils tiennent pas plus de 2 heures
Who would've thought!
Will Lyon's miracle run finally come to an end tonight?
>Chelsea playing as if their life depended on itWhy are they like this?
Is none of you faggots even watching a decent fixture?
Wonder how RCSA haven't been carded yet
>>153624051y'a ça et le goonbait sur 2 ou 3 athlètes où leurs spam devient interminable
ERA?
As usual against OL teams start off giving everything they can, being physical and aggressive, and still don't score. If they cannot manage to land a goal soon they will regret it, that's the OL special this year.
>>153626836just tuned in
>>153627326Well now, this is gonna be interesting
oh SNAP okay Chels... trasbourg!
>>153627548>they're the same image
>>153625131i'd still keep him.Areola is fucking 32, and has no future.Meslier is too mid.What's gonna happen at worse, is Samba taking the second seat, and Chevalier 3rd and Maignan has a guarantee 1st seat at Euro 2028, when it would have probably been Chevalier if he wasn't such a shitter. but getting rid of him would be a mistake. He still reads as "the future of france" on his face and needs experience with the group
>>153628227>He still reads as "the future of france" on his facegrim
Nice save
>Chelsea's oldest player is 29, second oldest is 23wtf
LMAOOOOOOOO
FUCK
Is there anyone with a more slappable face than Barco?
>>153628282>Maignan31: has 26WC, 28EC, 30WC potentially at his highest level>Samba32: has 26WC, 28EC, 30WC potentially at his highest level>Chevalier24: has 26WC, 28EC, 30WC, EC32, 34WC, EC36, 38WC potentially at his highest level>Meslier25, but absolutely ass. Never manage to be a serious GK despite being a giant>Nkambadio23, but will most likely be snatched by doctor congo>Risser21, but way too early, but plays with lens and has a good dynamic>Restes20, but way too early>Jaouen20, but way too early + kraut bloodand then the U19... you get the drill. too early. right now only chevalier is the peak French GK combining youth and high level. is he the best under 27 gk a NT wish to have? no. is he in France? Yes, absolutely.
>shoots in the stands with no reason and walks awaybased
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Now THIS is going to be interesting
Has anyone seen what happened with Endrick?>>153629258This is not how it works anon. We take the best player at a given time
Chelsea seem to be out of gas, just as Nice at minute 60'. They clearly pushed a bit too hard early on. Can they defend for the next 30'?
>>153629398i'm just speculating a projection only based on age, therefore capacity of playing multiple big competitions, but i know it doesn't work like that. i just don't believe bringing Areola back would be an intelligent thing to do, because he's old, so no point to bring another 30+ guy to warm the bench and rather let the much younger player who also plays at a high level daily sit on the bench and learn with the older guys and raviot (the NT gk coach), even though he's been lackluster at psg lately, but if at some point there's a better guy coming up, ofc chevalier is cooked
>>153629717>sit on the bench and learn with the older guyshuge journalist meme imo
Lyon players don't look like they want to play tonight, weird
>pull the guy's shirt>he falls backwardslmao
how is it not era?
>>153630159see >>153630155Clear dive even though there was something too
Ref was shite tonight as per usual. Killed the game too
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 23https://poal.me/dm7b21https://poal.me/dm7b21https://poal.me/dm7b21https://poal.me/dm7b21
>>153630964OM by a small margin, Nice coming in No. 2
No wonder the threads died lately, anons seem to have vanished
>>153630964i vote merdeseille because chelsea B victory tonight is a very bad news for them
>>153631561most of the time, PSG & OMerde draw crowds when they're main eventing, sad but typical and not surprising
>>153631683This is also why our sport newspapers are shit
Late bump before bedtime
Godo is kinda legit, Chelsea will snatch him from Strasbourg next season
>>153633933Bro, every player that's ever good at Strasbourg gon' be sent back to Chelsea
>>153638209That's what sucks about multi-ownership. Strasbourg will never truly develop on its own, and once Chelsea, Blue Co whatever the fuck it's called leave, they'll fall harder than the current state they're in.
>>153625131bald fraud lmao
>>153625131it's political. that RN friendly post he liked was his downfall.there will always be a doubt about it. it's over.
>>153639399You also get players who are only motivated by big games where they can show their talent, so that they're sent back to Chelsea. Strasbourg sucks against small teams for a reason.
>>153630964OM taking off, can they keep the rhythm until the end?
>>153625131I don't have anything against Chevalier but the humiliation faced by Zabarnyi, having become a bench warmer while Safonov is now the starting GK after the hohol cried so much in the media about not wanting to play with a russian, is quite fantastic and, dare I say, KWABby
>>153644898but he played the last game
KWABcoubeh.
>>153645085He played against Metz (worst team in the league by far), but got benched twice in UCL games (Newcastle, Monaco) and against OM and StrasbourgHe also started against Rennes (who was at their lowest before this game) and did horribleMy guess is that he's only going to play games against weaker clubs now, Marquinhos is better anyway
>>153642652and you're telling me replacing him by... *checks notes* a literal Russian, you know, the country which France, and by extension the European Union are itching to go at war with is a safer choice? Chevalier wasn't just a good fit for PSG regardless of politics. Any actual guy who watches football would have see that coming (case in point: Eden Hazard at Real Madrid). He should have stay at Lille where he was the Shark in an aquarium, instead of PSG where he's a fish in the ocean.
>>153645097
>>153645356
>the fraud thuram incapable to score against bilbo baggins
>>153655235>OM funds are safu
>>153655235>>153655283kek
bump
look at his tattoo... is Franck Haise /ourguy/ ?
>>153662839More like Fredian O'Hara
whoever wins, ligue 1 loses
OOF
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
red card for monacco
>Juve comeback ruined by red card>Monaco red card ruined by red card probablyGuess I'll just see if something happens in the mourinhobowl
>>153665161>Monaco comeback ruined by red card*Tired derpy posting
spit on piss shit gay
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKEDBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
>>153665240in any civilized country there would already be court hearings for qatari corruption
>>153665518there is no corruption here. ngubus are just error prone
>>153665686first yellow card wasnt even a foul
>>153665730yes it was. your neurons are corrupted.
UH OH
LMAO THE REF GOT TACKLED
monaco would have knocked them out the qatari foundation(aka uefa) just decided to push piss shit gays zombie team to the last 16
holy fucking shit, this kind of last second goal, is a goal we would have conceced a few times ago
>>153665838what? Like this in reverse?
kinda bummed this had to be a 1v1 L1 match to go to the next round, why couldn't one of them qualify directly ffs.
they better flip that
>>153673301eaudetoilette rogue
>misses easy goal>gets sent offKWAB of the year for sure. FUcking hell, what a secret agent for PSG he was. Awful
>>153674711Monaco as a whole is a huge KWAB club.Keep in mind they have the top 3 budget in the league and can't even sniff the top 5.
>>153674711>born in pariswell well well
PSG-ChelseaPSG-LiverpoolPSG-BayernPSG-Arsenal
BonjourSo... Rijeka-Strasbourg, do we have a chance
Friday 27/028.45pm CETStrasbourg - LensSaturday 28/025.pm CETRennes - Toulouse7.pm CETMonaco - Angers9.05pm CETLe Havre - PSGSunday 01/033.pm CETParis FC - Nice5.15pm CETLOSC - NantesLorient - AuxerreMetz - BrestMAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETOLYMPIQUE DE MARSEILLE - OLYMPIQUE LYONNAISKWAB of the week standings:1. OM (6x KWABs)2. OL (4x KWABs)2. PSG (4x KWABs)3. Nice (3x KWABs)4. Monaco (2x KWABs)5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)
>>153682239Being Chelsea reserve team give them access to players they would never get otherwise (Barco/Panichelli/Emegha etc). They are the second best team is France imho. Good luck Croat bro.
>>153682340thanks frere, Rijeka is also severely weakened compared to last season which was already a miracle title, the only hope is Toni Fruk does some solo magic>They are the second best team is France imho.do you expect them to challenge for CL spots as the league season approaches the end?
>>153682471They are solidly behind but Strasbourg vs Lens tonight + OM/OL Sunday should show which teams have solid momentum.
>>153681550>implying they won't get their arses kicked by Strasbourg A
>>153682630Strasbourg have the curse of mercenary teams: their players want to show their value in big games but they don't give a fuck about literally whos in Ligue 1 so they lose easy points
Is Tessman any good? I didn't really keep up with this guy, but apparently he is starting every game for Lyon now?
>>153682929He's decent but not stellar. Dogshite at shooting and mediocre technically (passing), great for physicality in the middle of the pitch when he's on a good day. Very helpful for defending except when he's not in the mood (maybe 20% of the time).
>>153682868Vu la gueule du tableau et notre état de forne on va degager très vite très fort très loin à la 1ère équipe sérieuse rencontrée.
HOWEVER
ayup' I'm thinking it's going to be another PSGWINSLOL season
>>153683970ANULO MUFFA
Lens might be cooked for the title.
>>153685235>mightWe knew from the start anon
>Rennes - ToulouseHow exciting
>>153688406It was fun while it lasted though
>no posts on a saturday eveningDead general
>>153693032we're normies.we are all going out fucking each others girlfriends without knowing it.
OUR GUYS JUST SCOREDPSG 1 - 0 LE HAVRE
what a wasted chance. beautiful look pass from barcola on a quick counter, Lee missed the shot at close range.
Who scored the 2nd goal that got disallowed?
>>153693581dro
>>153693590Did hakimi assisted?
>>153693663yes
>>153693666Fuck. I betted on Hakimi scores or assists
this fucking ukrainian defender.....safonov saving his ass
>>153693902Do you guys reckon you pass Chelsea?
>>153693902Still can't believe PSG literally paid like 60M+ for that guy
>>153693936maybe, we lost the spark of last season, everything is slower.
barcola got two great assists denied
era penal for psg after yet another clear chance missed
These fuckers CANT SCORE
PENALTY MISSEDthis gk is having the game of his life.
Desiré KWAB
Recurring digits and PSG chokes
BASED SAFONOV
jesus is russian
>>153693981Psg was shit until Liverpoop
>>153693962What difference does it make, they have infinite money anyway
Expecting kino for OGCN - PFC
>>153700285> OGCN> Kino
>>153701849Shitters against shitters, especially those who cant defend to save their life, can be full of surprises sometimes
>1-0 with these statsGrimThey can't attack either
>Lorient - Auxerre>2-2 after 30'See! I simply bet on the wrong shitters
>not attacking Lyon's busMarseille are losing their traditions
>Pavard benchedThat's it, OM will win
OH MERDESEILLE
That was fast
just when I take a piss, lyon scoreAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMERDE
...
>>153706101i just took a huge Marseille after dinner and missed the goal too
>>153706101Same but with stream lagging
HOLY SHIT ENDRICKJOGA BONITO IS BACK
Fug nice run by Endrick
OM are upset, giving everything they have
very good game desu
i feel like Nice might get relegated, or at least play the Ligue 2 playoffs.
Does Mata have children?
endrick is always pretending to be injured jesus fucking christ
>>153706305they try to murder him every game like fofana and neymar
dangerous tackle this, yellow card for me.
>>153706337how many xMurder per game?
>>1537063522.1
Where can I watch the game for free ?
if marseille don't win this game, I can't see how they can get a cl spot next season
>>153706400try footybite
>>153706406They're barely better than OGCN, I sure hope they don't qualify
>>153706400fmhy point net
>not a cardOM are criminals AND they're supported by the system
45+8
>that Morton yellowAt least that CL money can buy bribes
Le mec a mal parce qu'il se prend un genou dans les côtes, les commentateurs>la ruse, l'expériencePutains de baltringues
>Tessman in charge of being technicallmao
Scoreboard still saying 0 - 2
>1-115 minutes of extra time incoming
Greenwood has never scored a goal like Paixaio's. When will this fraud be exposed once in for all?
>>153707020>inb4 Greenwood scores a blooter
>Imbert
Until this point I thought any result that wouldn't be a win for OL would be solely due to Tessmann, but Imbert made me lie
>>153707063Don't forget the incoming red for Mata or (more probably) Morton
>>153707072A red on OMs side wouldn't be too unlikely too I think, especially with Beye's coaching
>>153707099No chance except if one of them makes a stupid gesture. The ref is blind to all little nasty fouls they make
Endrick fucking retard
>>153707142He thinks a bit too highly of himself
>>153707135>except if one of them makes a stupid gesturethis is what I think could happen
HIMBERTTHE REDEMPTION
>>153707063I APOLOGIZE
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOLapologize to endrick NOWthis kid has great vision and very good passing abilities
Imbert became pubert
>>153707193Kek
The 15 next minutes will be 70% of Tolisso diving to gain time. OL football heritage
Pic of the goal
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>yellow for AguerdMorton got a red for less
So many tackles where Lyon could have tried to just not avoid them so Marseille could be carded
>>153707300Doesn't work, Tagliafico got tackled without the ball studs first in the first half and the ref didn't say anything
>>153707335Tapie is still paying refs from his grave
>>153707373Kek
there is another goal in this
Why is that swiss cunt running his mouth? Sybau
You are all so fucking mad right now
Le p'tit vol arbitral habituel
Did Aubameyang just dance tectonick ???
Comme d'hab les marseillais ferment leur gueule tout le match et la ramènent que quand ça les arrange, pas de face
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153707423Pcq je viens littéralement d'ouvrir le thread. C'est si inimaginable que les gens aient une vie fdp ?
>>>153707438Yeah sure we believe you
>>153707444>WeYou're a single person lil bro
Wasn't there a foul when OM got the ball? I saw someone falling and holding his legs
>>153707438>C'est si inimaginable que les gens aient une vie fdp ?Sur 4chan, oui
>>153707449You literally posted for the first time a few minutes ago and everyone can see it. You "have a life" but you're posting on fourchin during one of your team's biggest games
>>153707482Ok sherlock holmes mdr
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>>153707525Not surprising coming from rapist central
Someone please tell the Iranians the Velodrome is a fucking US base
Beye is the luckiest fucking coach ever fucking hell
>>153707542lmao
>>153707525baraki de bxl
>>153707423Comme d'hab les fragiles anti-OM beuglent pendant tout le match et ouvrent leur cul quand Marseille sort inévitablement vainqueur
I mean, it kinda looks like Tehran sometimes
>>153707556>ouvrent leur cul?On est pas sur wesh.com là
>>153707556>quand Marseille sort inévitablement vainqueurmdr
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week, poll time! Week 24https://poal.me/xunipxhttps://poal.me/xunipxhttps://poal.me/xunipxhttps://poal.me/xunipx
>>153707542KEK
>>153707626easy one this week
>>153707626Brest didn't lose against a 10 man Metz, it's the opposite
>>153707626We should separate those focused on clubs and players next season, I like the player based shaming (although it doesn't go well with a ranking)
>>153707626OL
>>153707626We getting back close to the top olbros
>>153707626Can we get the kwab table now?
>>153718540Just look at >>153682274 and add one to OL
bamp
Tanner Tessmann
>>153726248Worst player on the pitch last Sunday, by far
ABOMs on suicide watch yet again
quelle grosse chatte de merdeMARSEILLE PUE LA MERDEça devrait être 3 - 1 pour toulouse
>>153729427lmao keep crying bitch
>>153729427Nique ta mère la pute toi et le suisse qui fait qu'ouvrir son cul depuis le début du fil
ET VOILAAAAAAAAAATOLOSA TOLOSA TOLOSA TOLOSA TOLOSA
oof
>>153707626where's Saint Etienne in kwab polls of the week? surely one of the biggest French clubs wouldn't do something embarrassing, like get relegated twice
>>153729769we don't care about ligue 2 shitters
>>153729808i didn't even realize they were relegated again until now kek, i was joking and just went to checkwhat a fall
>>153729849we could make jokes about ASSE, but nooooooo the shitters decided to stay in ligue 2
>>153729485>ouvrir son culCa veut dire quoi ça ?Un marseillais qui parle en wesh wesh et agit comme un roquet prétentieux, plus cliché tu meurs>>153729936We can still do it but it doesn't feel as good
do you feel it /L1/?ALLEZ TOULOUSE
>>153730018Nah they'll choke, can't beat OM's moule
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA OF COURSE BALERDI FUCKED UP AHAHHAHAHAHAHHFUAFJAJHHFHAHJFJAJFEXALIFTING
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKrulli bailing out balerdi
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HE WASN'T ON THE LINE
How pathetic your life must be to watch every single OM game hoping and praying for them to lose.Like why is that club living rent free in your minds?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEVER EVER
>>153730183Ah here it is againThe cope
L'Olympique des Merveilles <3
>>153730183I enjoy watching my club win and I enjoy watching those who hate my club lose.
Chelsea are on fire psg bros, I don't feel so good.
MERDESEILLE
putain le coup de froid dans le stade quand le dernier joueur a raté son tir je pleure
editor's note: the pic was first posted the 9th of january.
>>153730274Based Toulouse
without his rigged game against lyon beille would be already out
>>153730308Nope. We need that that fraud staying in charge as long as possible.
>>153730274>Lorient 2002
It just hit me that there are kids with cancer or other terrible sickness and handicaps who are actually supporting marseille and they watch those games.they really can't get anything good in their lives uh?
>>153730396A connoisseur I see
KWABKEK WHAT A BEYE
>>153730438Fucking kekI can't wait to see him coming back in the media to give us his precious insights
C'est moi ou Toulouse a non seulement climatisé le Vélodrôle, mais aussi ce fil ?
Why can’t young black english players score a pen?
>>153730396he's running for montpellier election btw
>>153729485picrel>>153730527Absolute madman kek
Putain mais marseille merde lol
HAHAHAHAHAH VA TE FAIRE ENCULER HABIB BEYE CA T'APPRENDRA A FAIRE EXPRES DE PERDRE AVEC RENNES POUR RECUPERER MARSEILLE ENSUITE, PAUVRE TRICHEUR DE MERDE
>>153730226Is the PSG-OM rivalry stiĺl a thing in France? I remember many people saying in the past that it was forced by canal+ and not really rooted in anything. And Marseille isn't nearly good enough to rival PSG on the pitch, so there isn't even that.
Fug I forgot about tonight's game, where does it air?
Aaaaand I missed the goal by seconds>>153738259Not really, PSG are just too far ahead of everyone else. The rivalry is a meme
>>153738259Peesseegee fan old enough to remember here.The rivalry started 100% artificially (due to Bordeaux decline). I didnt feel hate towards OM at all. Yet it took off and stayed strong ever since (early 90s) and we hate/hatewatch each other with passion.
Tagliafico is a real petite catin, I wouldn't want to play against him
Lens doing some real joga bonito
Are quenelles physically cooked? They look washed
Very nice goal, also >>153707247>>153739740Yes clearly and they have been for a long time now. Too many injuries
Is it just me or Morton looks underage
TROLLBAR
Yaremchuk using his height, fucking finally
Endrick 81'Tolisso (P) 90+2'
>>153740551I'm more for a Hateboer 89' and Descamps scoring the winning penThat would be peak
Why the fuck did they have to wait until minute 70 to start applying some intensity? Weakmind: the team
>>153740632Hateboer has more chance scoring an own goal, provoking a pen for Lens or getting sent off than scoring against them
>>153740660I know, this is why it would be peak comedy goldEspecially considering how much better Lens are tonight
quel club de merde lyon, on se fout de la gueule de marseille mais putian lyon c'est pas mieux, pas de trophée depuis 2012. pas de participation à la CL depuis quand? 2020? c'est dingue. et là ils vont se faire eliminer par un coach qu'ils ont viré mdr.
2-2 90+2 inc.
>>153740734Salut Doumé, t'as toujours pas digéré le match d'hier ?
>>153738259yes it is. don't listen to those who say it's fake. marseille always represented the province vs the mean chads from the capital. now marseillais are trying to dowplaying it because it is one sided af, but when it was one sided for marseille, we psg fans didn't pretend it didn't count. Now they try to cliam lyon as their new rivals kek.
>>153740702His entrance in Nantes - Rennes is the worst I have ever seen, he could not have possibly been worse
>>153740783>marseille always represented the provinceonly in the mind of parisians
>>153740773je suis parisien, mais en fait j'ai réfléchi entre mes deux posts et si "on" leur met moins la pression c'est parce qu'il pètent pas plus haut que leurs culs, ils sont pathétiques et ils le savent, contrairement aux marseillais.
>>153740821they always claimed to be the rightfull capital of france.
Lens ne doit pas gagner la coupe, ils ne l'ont jamais gagné en 120 ans d'existence et certaines choses sont faites pour ne jamais changer
>>153740825Sans parler des supporters débiles, la différence c'est que l'OL a quand même moins été aspergé d'argent magique, malgré l'enculade Textor, et qu'ils ont jamais été ridicules en coupe d'Europe contrairement aux marseillais>Niak praying to the reflmao
tolisso branleur t'as intérêt à te jeter dans leur surface
INCROYABLEMAGNIFIQUE
Lol?
>>153740938PARDON JE T'AI CRITIQUE!!!!!!! OPARDON!!! JE SUIS NUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LE SANG FROID
>>153740551How the fuck anon
putain
KINO
Winning pen by Descamps incoming
>>153740965not tolisso
>>153740983Ah yes my bad I'm fucking blind
>>153740965he only assisted and it wasn't a pen so it doesn't really work
>Pénos directYoupi...
Grief is godtier on pens but Fonseca doesn't have the balls to sub him in
Endrick va rater son tir
imbert en EDF quand?
Hum... Inbreds KWABing?
>>153741024I can see this happeningHope he doesn't try something crazy like a Panenka
benulddies kino
>stream one minute behindWorst configuration to read the thread
thauvin will miss
risser is /weakmind/ I read it from his eyes
PANENKA
poualala tolisso
some chad tier penalties so far
Mirrin Fonseca's haircut, ngl
>>153741131Great shotting indeed
Descamps is stopping the next shootout you read it here first
PUTAIN DE NGUBU
>>153741142He should help Descamps, the guy's a lost cause in terms of haircut
>>153741149fuckkkk he was close
Niakhaté missing is a tragedy, he's been one of the best OL players as of late
THAUVIN!
fuck
Endrick, I apologizeDeserved win by Lens tbqh
Stone Wise inarrêtable
Why are Lens so likeable bros
niakathé péno de couille molle
>>153741194Lens penalty takers were clutch and Risser saved a weak penalty by Niakhate.
>Demi-finale à BollaertOh boy...
we're witnessing thauvin's redemption in a world cup year, and he's going to win a second one.
>>153741247I've never liked the guy but this is kinda neat
You can see the penalty sheets.
>>153741310Can't decipher the words
>>153741329I think I see A. Bulatovic who's a young midfielder for Lens. He usually handles free kicks when he plays.
>>153741348They could simply ask Sage nicely
>Strasbourg>Nice>Toulouse>Lenswhen was the last time any of these teams won a trophy?
>>153741668>>153730274
>>153741103Di caprio is a Lyon fan ?
Friday 06/038.45pm CETPSG - Monaco Saturday 07/035.pm CETNantes - Angers7.pm CETAuxerre - Strasbourg 9.05pm CETToulouse - OMSunday 08/033.pm CETLens - Metz5.15pm CETBrest - Le HavreLOSC - LorientNice - Rennes MAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETOLYMPIQUE LYONNAIS - PARIS FOOTBALL CLUB KWAB of the week standings:1. OM (6x KWABs)2. OL (5x KWABs)3. PSG (4x KWABs)4. Nice (3x KWABs)5. Monaco (2x KWABs)6. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)6. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)6. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)6. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)
>>153746891I couldn't put my finger on it, now you have
>>153750303>6. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)kek
>>153730274This is nuts.PSG should forfeit the CDF every year to at least leave something to the other teams.
> Zabarnyi playing
> You now realize that Fabian Ruiz was single-handedly carrying that team and as soon as he's gone PSG became Saint Etienne-tier
Literally every single PSG Monaco game is the same
let me guess another red card is coming to bail them out ?
PSG was 1.06 to qualify in CL before the first leg. Monaco was 9.00 . Even thou they qualified bookies were clueless
we're shit
>>153752154Monaco is by far our all time Némesis. On top of that we are so shite kek. Lens champion.
>>153752226> our> we
Let’s go Monaco :)
>>153752292Un problême?
Sorry french bros your language is so fucking gay. You realize that btw?
FACT: PSG was only good last season because WZE barely played in the midfield
>>153752512I realise that you have very low iq. never met a single smart person who had that opinion. it's always the bottom of the barrel who say this.
>>153752620But being dumb as hell yourself, isn't every person you meet a smart person according to you?
>>153752672I don't think an idiot would be able to gauge the intelligence of anybody. retard.
>>153752313this!
>>153752746That's literally the point of the post you absolute mongoloid lmao holy shit
>>153752793oh my god you really think you have a gotcha moment. lmao fucking bougnoule.
OH NO NO NO NO
Lol quel match de salopes. On mérite rien la.
disastrous sabotage from the midfield, two gifted goals
DU BOUT DES DOIGTSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH CA SUFFIT
>>153752891you ve been outplayed in 240 minutes, even while against 10 men what did you expect would happen today?
It only sounds good if chicks speak it. Sorry again
City States are based
>>153752930pay debnts
FUCK YOU DUMBELEFUCKING FLUKE ARTIST
Even if Kvaratshkelia didn't score he was playing good. Subbing him off is a low iq move .
>>153752226erm, acktually...
Great start to the weekend lads
>>153753040dont forget to switch to the last minutes of real vs celta too
>>153753025saving him for the cl game
He took out Doue also. Barcola was the liability. Kang Shit Lee and Mayulu are better?
>>153752916L'ANGE S'EST ENVOLE
>>153753097allez une petite dosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSeUQn_ErRU
No bully pls
>>153753094kek
red card and penalty coming soon
SAFONOVAFONOV
NOT TODAY NOT EVER !!!
HAHAHAHA
>>153753166ET MERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPUTAIN DE POISSARDdéviée
mdr azy nsm
>>153753037Didnt knew this desu. But all time ASM by far.
>>153753119incroyable de se dire que le mec qui gueule c'est Florian Maurice, les joueurs doivent régulièrement se foutre de sa gueule avec cette vidéo
Dembele is low iq
any Monegasques itt?
monacers were robbed in cl lmao
>>153753358Ballon d'or also
>>153753358was disgusting to watch
>>153753358>>153753385>>153753392you are poor
J'envoie des vitesses, Barcola, j'envoie des crochets, Barcola (Barcola)Accélération, Barcola (Barcola), frappe, petit filet, Barcola (Bradley Barcola)J'lui mets des coups d'reins, Barcola (Grah), elle m'dit : "Arrête-toi, Barcola" (Barcola)Elle m'appelle : "Bradley Barcola" (Bradley Barcola), elle m'appelle : "Bradley Barcola" (Bradley Barcola)
>>153753472Bradley Caca pour les intimes
PSG used up all their juice last year
>>153753472kino
>>153753628They still have money
Maintenance bumpWhat are we watching tonight lads?
>>153765427Hatewatching Rats.
>>153753628Worth it, they won UCL, one of their players Ballon d'or, and to be honest, they're still a strong side to count on the next 3-4 year-ish for a new UCL win.
>>153766349> It's another week of losers watching live the team they hate instead of doing something productive, hoping desperately for them to lose so their pathetic existence can get 1% better
>>153767076Something productive like shitposting on 4chinks a Saturday night? Project more.
Another bump to keep the thread alive for the last matchday
Imagine having fans like these
>>153782583Faut comprendre aussi que quand ton club c'est Marseille, le mot "supporter" prend un tout autre sens.
>>153782583are they wrong, though?
>>153784022It's a case of pots calling the kettles black
>zoomers in charge of being focused
il pue sa mère Endrick
>>153787697Good player but not worth the hype
I firmly believed Tolisso would miss it>inb4 PFC goal at 90+6
What a shit game that was, Ligue 2 tier
You know what time it is, KWAB of the Week poll time! Week 25https://poal.me/ep5knzhttps://poal.me/ep5knzhttps://poal.me/ep5knzhttps://poal.me/ep5knz
endick isnt returning to real next summer, it's turkey or al chamel fc for him
>>153787864Never doubt TOLISSO
>>153787899Clear PSG win this week for me
>>153787899whoops, autocorrected "OM" for OL at Endrick
JejKWABOTW for our poll maker
>OM 6>OL 5>PSG 5This is actually much more entertaining and suspenseful than the actual Ligue 1 title
>>153787960Ngl that was pretty bad
A play in two acts
>>153788201I admire how consistently retarded southern fans are
>>153788294It's insane how they didn't realize how foolish they'd look when not only is there 0 rivalry between the 2 clubs, but most importantly they are completely shit this season and knew they had very little chance of winning
this blooter cannot go unnoticed
je viens de voir le résultat de lyon....mais quel club de merde, éliminés de la cdf à domicile. l'occasion en or d'avoir 8 points de plus que le quatrième pour sécuriser une place en LDC, tout ça foutu en l'airKWAB of the week for sure
>>153788294they don't think it be like that, but it do
Est-ce le club avec le plus d’ÂME ?
>>153792556celebrating their incompetence
>>153793341Is death a sign of incompetence?
>>153796157dying from your own explosives is.
>>153796256>your own explosivesare you just ignorant about how coal mines works or it's a conspiracy theorie ?
>>153796308yes
>>153793341We weren't talking about your mom at each of your birthday ffs.
>>153796428kek, you mofo.
>>153796428I thought you were referring to coal mines, but this is actually better lmao
Le Vahidball is back! Soutien aux Nantais. Ce club de l'enfer putain.
>>153805596AME
>>153805596>Somehow, Vahid has returnedPutain, sérieusement ?
>>153739425>>153739434>>153740783bit late to answer but thanks for the replies, so i guess it's real and legit despite the one sidednesswhat's the deal with this message though >>153788201 are Nice beefing with Rennes somehow?
>>153805596>Vahid a 73 ansPutain mais ça fait 30 ans qu'il a plus de 65 ans pourtantCa va faire des tours de terrain supplémentaires à Nantes
>>153807888>ça fait 30 ans qu'il a plus de 65 ansKekBordel, j'me souviens encore de sa marionnette aux Guignols de l'info. (et c'était y'a 25 ans...)
>>153808506Pareil, un des meilleurs personnages
>>153806548>are Nice beefing with Rennes somehow?there is no rivalry between the 2 clubs, and I've never heard of tensions between RCK and BSNRennes as a city is known for hosting many "punks à chiens" (homeless leftist junkies who drink very cheap 8.6% beer, literally "dog punks") and retarded leftists as a whole, and while RCK used to be openly left-wing, it's now officially apolitical but nowadays with quite a few members at the core of the group that are nationalists (the "identitarian", 3 finger serbian salute kind)I think BSN is also officially apolitical but factually definitely more right wing. Some people go as far as saying all Nice fans are racists/nazis/fascists etc (the same as OL). Nice as a city is right wing and their mayor is a """"patriot"""" zionist shill. I'm thinking maybe they just scoffed at Rennes like "haha look your city is full of libtards unlike us" maybe it's just a bad joke not meant to be taken seriously? I'm not sure but eitherway it was pretty retarded from them
>>153812421OGCN fans are massive retards
i was about to post "how many is he missing tonight?" but i'm too late
A victory for you chuds
>still no chekwablier
>>153824787>for youfor all of us you mean
>>153824787Chudsisters.... we won
>>153812421thanks for the explanation mate. i like to hear there is more political group turning apolitical, i think having an affiliation can only cause division and problems in the long run, especially in this age when fucking everything is trying to be politicized, it's really unnecessary for football.i agree it's a massive own-goal KWAB moment for Nice, the stadium with the message looked half empty and they got thrashed at home by the guest.>>153819443they can be funny at least
Sacré Hoarau, il s'en est passé des trucs dans les douches
>>153824787Je déteste tellement les musulmans que j'ai appris à apprécier les tantouzes uniquement parce qu'elles cause un seething inimaginable auprès des enturbannés.Si ça ne tenait qu'à moi, il y aurait des bandeaux publicitaires "Drag race" qui tournerait en boucle dans les encarts pubs des stades et les joueurs seraient obligés de faire leurs 30 secondes d'interview mi-temps devant une tapisserie arc-en-ciel avec deux nains qui s'enculent.
>>153826704le problème c'est que les pédales et travelos sont pour les musulmans parce que ce sont des alliés contre le grand satan qui empêche que tout le monde puisse vivre en paix, l'homme blanc.
kwab of the week goes to epl
>>153827349désolé mais ça ressemble plus à un homme de paille judéo-chrétien propagé par les médias de Bolloré qui est contre mes intérêts d'homme blanc agnostique appartenant à la classe moyenne qu'une véritable situation existante dans mon pays.
>>153826470
I dont like Lens at all.
BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYESDOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL
>>153782583Classic OM btw.Team wins? Loudest stadium in europe.Team keeps losing? Silent as fuck except boo's to their own players.
>>153835468Nobody likes Lens. The city is pure shit. The racing club on the other hand is pure soul
>>153835596I did some professional reinsertion in that city, litterally 100m away from bollaert. Ive never seen so many fucking retards it was unbelievable.
>>153835494It's a southern trait
>La compo de l'OL sur le terrain du Celta Vigo avec le jeune Steeve Kango, zéro minute en proWe're getting spanked tonight aren't we
>falling for the possession memeKWAB
>>153839006Vous allez marquer. Les Galiciens reculent.
>>153839068Bon meme
>>153839098Bah alors? Encore un but cadeau de gardien. Ha HJ?
C'est moi ou en fait c'est Tolisso qui a marqué ?
>>153839196Nan il y est je penseMais elle est pour le gardien ouais, ça compense son arrêt miraculeux sur la tête de Yaremchuk
>>153786443>paying money to attend the game, but not watching itwhy?
>>153847862he plays for lyon
Friday 13/038.45pm CETOM - AuxerreSaturday 14/035.pm CETLorient - Lens7.pm CETAngers - Nice9.05pm CETMonaco - BrestSunday 15/03PSG - Nantes3.pm CETStrasbourg - Paris FC5.15pm CETLe Havre - OLMetz - Toulouse MAIN EVENT, 8.45 CETSTADE RENNAIS FOOTBALL CLUB - LILLE OLYMPIQUE SPORTING CLUBKWAB of the week standings:1. OM (6x KWABs)2. OL (5x KWABs)2.PSG (5x KWABs)3. Nice (3x KWABs)4. Monaco (2x KWABs)5. Stade Rennais (1x KWAB)5. FC Lorient (1x KWAB)5. The City of Marseille/Prefecture des Bouches du Rhône (1x KWAB)5. Strasbourg (1x KWAB)
>VARseillekek, what a bitch
>>153848197> Sunday 15/03> PSG - Nantes
Auba 36 ans il revient à toute vitesse et te sort ça, incroyable
Can some OMfag explain to me why are the supporters so mad?Like how in hell is this particular season more disappointing than the last 15 ones? You never win shit and you won't win shit this season, big whoop.
>18+
>>153849573There's a difference between performing poorly and bottling the UCL qualification with 96% odds of going throughThis exacerbates the main reason being >16 years without silverwaret. Marseille born and raised
>>153849573The usual cycle for them I suppose.Season starts -> good results ->"On joue le titre"-> sheit results -> crisis ->"Vous êtes des merdes"Rince and repeat ad nauseam.J'ai regardé un peu ... sacré purge des familles ce soir.
>>153849667Considering how much money is being poured into the club at a loss, I can kinda understand them being mad
>>153849684For sure. Specially with the OM vs OL and ASM budget gap this year. Imagine Lens champion on top of that.
ÂME
What should be the next OP image anons?
lens bros??
>>153862154It's ogre
Is there any chance for OGCN to go back to Ligue 2?
>>153860377it would nice to have a GTA redux of the /comfyrama/ era with current meme players/teams/coach frequently roasted
>>153864222cba to update it tbqh, I thought a qsg shitting on Lens could be fitting for the current dynamic, or something more generic.
Are Moneyco, dare I say, back?
Boump
New thread >>153879819