>1993>2014
>>153630502
>>153630502>tp>tf
>>153630488Real ducks on the rink during intermission in Anaheim
What the fuck happened this guy? Does anyone even remember this bust?
OP more like cope-P
>>153630529>2026
>Can't>Stop>Winning
>>153630553never forget
>>153630532I am clearly gloating and celebrating you retarded fucking faggotlol
>>153630553SAVED
>>153630588KWAB
>>153630581not even close lolthis is way worse, not everyone fell for the rogersjays meme even if i didnt want to see LA win either
RAKEDAKED
touching moment with the gaudreau jersey. unfortunately my mind turned towards the person who admires and supports his killer
Inject it into my veins bros
>>153630591OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST TAGE THOMPSON>can't win nada
fuck all mapleniggers
>>153630557ladies first xhenya
>>153630553Saved, americans are confirmed frens>>153630590Damn bro
>>153630681BAAAAAAAAAASED
McFaggot is a crybaby loser. No leadership skills whatsoever.
19932014
>>153630681can we watch a movie firstmy vote is for slap shot
3 on 3 is bad! Wahhhh! Says the country whose team literally had a 5 on 3 for almost two minutes and couldn’t even score
RETVRN
thats what u get for hurtin fiala leafst kong fan
>>15363055351
I literally never want to hear about Mcdavid ever again. Total loser.
Cantada is just a bunch of Indians.
>>153630691Love you, Benisland! Send me a fancy horsehead puukko.
>>153630745All shit gamesThank you, gary
>>153630705Him letting Crosby go out there to address the media is disgustingly weak. Matthews for all his faults would’ve gone out there because he’s the captain. McDavid is happy to wear the C until the chips are down.
>>153630606Get lost, tojo. This celebration is for Americans
>>153630551>finland mentioned
I like the idea of annual 3 on 3 summer redraft. No one cared about the allstar game because it was right before the playoff push and you're only getting teamed up with your rivals. Doubling down on 3 on 3 by the league giving all players who attend idk 2 million a summer maybe would be a good way to reward them with tv money and a spot to stay in Arizona or Hawaii or Mexico City or Jacksonville or where ever else warm and giving players on their ELCs a shot at that money and giving fans a chance to see more hockey and growing new markets just seems like every one wins to me. Imagine youre Celebrini or Will Smith and you can basically triple your salary to go play the game you love in a low pressure environment like Atlanta for a few months. Who says no?
Canadians are all closeted fags.
>>153630681BASED
Always the bridesmaid KEK
>>153630553Thank you :)
>>153630826LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>153630755Stop posting goonbait in /hoc/ please this is supposed to be my safe space
>Mcbitch cowers away and cries>Daddy Crosby has to be the one to go out and talk to the mediaKWABOFTC
>>153630775laffs vs a florida team is always kino
>>153630745grim
>>153630553based
>>153630705>>153630780Hopefully this opens more people's eyes about that slimy pussy.I bet he's really regretting putting his chips in on Edmonton too with that dumbass extension.
he teaches cancucks their place
>>153630766Whiter than you saar
Brutal
>>153630724Watch what you say about Rishabh’s country, you bloody bitch bastard
>>153630745can't wait to see my avies collapse so hard that they miss the WC
>>153630784I'm more american than you could ever be, jayden. my earliest ancestors arrived on the mayflower and I have historical documents showing my great great grandfather actually slaughtered indians. so I guess you can tongue my anus all day long.
>>153630850Coop is going to send Cernak out to actually murder Matthews
>>153630826
>>153630705>let me rush into a one on three because im autisticpathetic display from McDevil
>>153630862Oh I’m sure he’s out of there by next season.
>>153630826what social media network is this?
>>153630724do the needful for mr. singbitch
>>153630912Dubs and he livestreams it.
>>153630351>>153630395>>153630416It was 5v2 for like 12 seconds because Sanderson lost his stick lol
How can Canada regain their hockey izzat after this, sirs?
>>153630970instagram
>>153630906>my family was a bunch of protestant psychos who were kicked out of Europe
>>153630886>I don't deserve this humiliation. I'm the next Gretzky.
havent posted in a while im just glad none of my boltZ got injured anyways is bud still knocking about herea one minute wait and captcha to post here i was vindicated in not posting for some time is there a way to make this tolerable without scanning my social security card to three letter agencies
>>153630988remember when the stick made a defensive play. leafs btfo by a fucking stick
>>153630862>I bet he's really regretting putting his chips in on Edmonton too with that dumbass extension.he'll just bitch his way out with a trade after getting his baganywhere but anaheim, to think i actually wanted that guy once
I love that half of the US didn't even watch the game or care and most of the other half were asleep during it and merely woke up and probably did a single heh seeing the score.
>>153630996they should pivot to cricket
I know we're laughing now, but Canada is going to be dominant in cricket soon
>>153630988btw what was going on, everyone lost/broke their sticks in the first two periods. it was like a glitch in the NHL video games
>>153630705McDavid cant pass the puck if its not Draisaitl. don't hate on autism
>>153630745Considering Mikko was walking okay without a boot, brace, or crutches yesterday I think my Stars are in a good spot right now. (eff you harley)
This feeling of joy isn't that far away from us winning gold, weird
>>153631026>glad none of my boltZ got injuredToo early to say, I think Jack Hughes inflicted devastating psychic damage on Cooper
why are they like this?
>>153631014>noooooo you can't be more american than meeelmao imagine crying like this anon
>>153630934it was kinda sorta worth a chance to see if we could end it quickly with some mcmeme heropuck i guesswatching the US get a good chance off it, going off, coming back on and doing it again was insanity
and I do think all the canada boys are more devastated about losing the gold for sidney than for themselves or the country
>>153631049that was me this morningI did want to watch it but fuck waking up that early on a sunday
>>153631049Literally the #13 sport in America.
>>153631049to the victor belong the spoils
we're a cricket nation now sar
>>153631061Because you won bronze, you didn't lose and get silver.
>>153630553Gj anon
>>153631049its already out of the news cycle. Cartels are doing a terrorism in mexico rn
>>153631052shut your mouth bloody bitch bastard there aint no indians canada bitch fuck
>>153630732based, I'll be reusing this in your honor
>>153631079I thought he was going to set his house on fire lol
>>153631104We need to do this again this offseason.
>>153630906>Jap on the MayflowerMakes sense. Ships making these voyages were often infested with diseased vermin
>>153631079thats called a renovation up ere, nouveau TV
>>153630854Sun Tzu said "don't go to war unless you have superior forces". Sorry Canadians don't understand tactics
>>153630502https://youtu.be/okLsl3W2Hqs?si=8INTg_mdoi52H1Bs
>>153631101GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>153631087Im not, Im saying Catholics came over and dominated your people to the point you might as well not exist
what do you leafniggers even do anymore? what is the point of your gay ass jeet-filled country?
>>153630553kinokinosovl, even
>>153631094Crosby was your true captain, McDavid has the charisma and leadership abilities of a wet napkin
>>153631049Most of Canada was up at the crack of dawn to watch this game. People in British Columbia were up at 5am for this shit
Hellebuyck shits it up in playoffs for Winnipeg and then wins the gold for UStrade him to an american team already
Team Canada can still redeem itself
>>153631093he had the other two best skaters in the world around him, why not take your time?
>>153631146>"Move not unless you see an advantage; use not your troops unless there is something to be gained; fight not unless the position is critical.."
>yuros cuck us out of good time for final game of hockey>we're cucking them out of an entire world cup worth of soccerkek
>>153631094I agree with that.
Just announced no more 3v3 in overtime. Now the whole game is 3v3, overtime is 1v1.
>>153631218how can we compete with this
>>153631101I explained this to you already, more people watch the NHL on a Tuesday than have ever watched a F1 event in the US
>>153631225thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>153631101Based Indycar mentioned
>>153630886>McChoke
>>153631101>semi pro sport is #2KEKBut in canada its prollyNHL, AHL, CHL, MLB, NBA
What are some small or unlikely nations you always feel warm and fuzzy over watching them win a gold? Summer or winter Olympics
>>153631288>wonder what he must do to winGet out of Canada
>>153631260Holy copeMiami got more viewers than the biggest NHL except a meme game 7you are not relevantF1 is growing rapidlygimi
Canada played more frantically than the US. Like they were panicked which is why they kept missing. US stayed composed waiting for an opportunity and snatched it up.
What did you think of the black leaves on the Canadian uniforms?
>>153631288Cope he won the 4naysh
>>153631327theres 10 NHL games a night you fucking retard
i can't think of another equivalent to mcdavid coming up short as the best player on earth. he must be cursed
>>153631049not only was I up to watch the game but I was drunk by the end of it and I've already sobered up again
>>153631313wrong thread bud
>>153631281CFB is kino as fuck now though, especially after the SCOTUS fixed it and everyone can pay players instead of just SECucks>>153631266based indycarer, the best American Motorsport
>>153631349based
the winning goal was so kwab tier, McMeme rushes into a 1v3 with no plan and then Werenski bodies MacKinnon to open up the passI don't understand why the US played werenski so little he was great all tournament, way better than fucking Mcavoy
>>153631288how do these people have jobs after being completely wrong for so long
I'm so happy for Olympic Gold Medalist and Detroit Red Wing Dylan Larkin
>>153631351and for every other sport with lots of games that translates into over 10M watching the final seriesexcept for hockeybecause it's only a tiny minority who watch itthis makes our victory over canada all the more humiliating for them too is the main point
>>153631349
>>153631331Remember Nathan "Hart Trophy" Mackinnon missed a wide open shot that any 5 year old can make. Canadian media should be reduced for voting on Hart Trophy. If Kucherov had a Canadian last name he would have won Hart the last two years.
Legacy status?
>>153630553Now this is a top notch fucking post
>>153631338those'll be rare collectors items once canadians burn the majority of them
>>153631049I said I want to wake up to being served the gold and I woke up opened my phone and thats exactly the first thing I got and saw. Based.
>>153631079>w-we have a real national identity! look how mad I am grrrrrrrrr >:(
>>153631331It was evident that you guys had heart unlike canadians, you were playing to wik and represent. Before 2014 Canada was a country that was an actual contender for gold, it was basically a free medal for barely showing up. Literally a case of SOVL vs SOVLESS, they just attended for an "easy medal"
>>153630724That is beyond based trolling from the Yanks. I'm not even mad.
>>153631405Me, too...
>>153631405bro is elite. no notes.
>>153631049>>153631189i woke up to 1-0 then went back to bed til an hour after the game. youd think OT in the olympic finals would be viewed as an instant classic regardless but being canadian media i havent got a single notification from The Score about the finals all day. havent heard back from anyone i replied to at 11 that asked if i was watching when their alarms went off for this shit. canadians really are some of the whiniest crybabies about pointless shit
>>153631405I'm so happy for Olympic Gold Medalist and Columbus Blue Jacket Zach Werenski
>>153631433Broken.
>>153631433He doesn't even have a legacy.
So considering that The Entire Point of Olympic Hockey was to try and get people to watch the NHL, will we see higher ratings for the cup this year?
>>153631433abysmal breakaway miss and the failed heropuck in OT will haunt him forever
>>153631456I'm also sure allowing armies of Indians hasn't helped either.
If America wins the World Cup how many suicides globally do you think we will see?
>>153630553Moosebro here, I really dont get why some Swedes decided to cheer for the literal antagonist of west. I guess it’s the classic edgy 4chan contrarianism but damn
>breakaway>don't score>5v3>don't score>empty net>don't score
>>153631079Why are they living in filth?
>>153630553im not in this :(
>>153631510Silence thyself peon
>>153631456why would any of them want to talk to you?
>>153631387Werenski's playing on that final goal will forever be burned into my brain.
Canadians have officially gone mask off
>>153631494Who had the biggest KWAB moment, McMeme with two 1v3 OT heropuck flubs or MacKinnon blowing a wide open net then getting dumpstered by Werenski?
>>153630553My smile is now from sea to shining sea
I hate that Canada's loss to the US has given certain people ammunition to threaten our sovereigntyI apologize if this isn't the right place to post this, but of all the times for Canada to lose to the US, this feels like the worst possible moment.What should have been a fun, competitive game against our long-time rival neighbour has turned political, and that is the frustrating part. I am tired of seeing the "51st state" chants on social media platforms and **certain group** of people in the US acting like this one win suddenly rewrites decades of history. This loss feels bigger than just a game because of the timing and the rhetoric around it. Sports are supposed to bring pride and unity, not threatens of annexation. It also doesn't help that we lost to a team that is currently celebrating with the M*GA administration. On another note, I really hope our government continues to invest in Olympic programs. Canada has incredible, often unrecognized talent, and many athletes simply don't have the financial means to train at an elite level without support. If anything, moments like this should motivate more funding and development.
>>153631527>best team in the world lostThe excuse will be Crosby was out. Or the "missed too many man" call but when it comes down to it they had all these chances and choked.
good memes today
>>153631576Retard
>>153631510>notice me please i'm starved for attention please canada give me a (you)
>>153631556Makar going full PK Suban "i also play offense akshually" shouldnt be forgotten, he did have a sick goal at least
>>153631327F1 is about to die in US because its only on appletv now
>>153631387macavoy married the coaches daughter.I also noticed his constant fuckups, broons must lie about how good this dude is.
>>15363157651st state
>>153630724>YOU BLOODY BITCH SAAAR
>>153631556It’s too close to call because they were both horrible sports after they lost>seethe and imply you were the better team and should’ve won >run away and hide so you can cry
>>153631556open net was bad but still 5-6 mins left so no telling how that would have gone, the heropuck trying to get a 2010 sid moment and not getting back directly led to the loss
>This sweet Canadian boy didn't enjoy the Olympics at all.
>tj oshie didn't win the olympics in a shootoutthat's been my headcanon
>>153631576I knew before searching that this is a copypaste from Reddit
>>153631620This is literally me but towards america (pbuh)
>>153631620Based Pekka. Thank you for UPL
>>153630553thank you for your service o7
>>153631496i know almost nobody that still enjoys taj mahortons but every day i see dozens of cups around at work. theres a certain unique kind of apathy in the air. its like people are angry theyre all just too spineless to express it. realistically theyll probably just pretend it didnt happen but if anybody were to talk about the game tomorrow i imagine id get a sense of i woke up because i deserved to watch them lose in their tone. sad
>>153631576go back to the r/hockey if your feelings are hurt
>>153631550>meme flagsEvery time
>>153631576hitler won today
>>153631576so true king, updooted
>>153631387>I don't understand why the US played werenski so little he was great all tournament, way better than fucking Mcavoyyeah he was huge for you guys even in limited time, iirc he was playing his off side in the 4N final too for some reason
>>153631576Fuck canada
>>153631576>and many athletes simply don't have the financial means to train at an elite level without support.this is true everywhereif our someone paid for our blacks to play hockey we would win every international tournament by a landslide
>>153631556MacKinnon and it's not even close
>>153631678>UPL mentioned
>>153631049a shame, they missed a brilliant performance from hellebuyck and multiple instances of canadians making the universal sign for choking
>>153631576I know this is from reddit >losing a hockey game threatens our sovereignty Maybe you don't deserve to be a nation then.
>>153631387>way better than fucking Mcavoygood for throwing his body around and very little else
>>153630553Amazing.Saved
>>153631576>Sports are supposed to bring pride and unitywas this supposed to be their marvel moment? right after the women lost to voldemort?
Canada won sorry
>>153631729it's just what he does (and it's why he has a history of injury problems lel)
>>153631510I wanted the US to win gold to piss you off specifically, even more than the average leaf, and it worked :)
>>153631079typical canadian home
>my gf followed jack hughes on instagram today
>>153631576>banter is literally hitlerraped
>>153631510The Antagonist of the West is he who sends Muslims and Africans to the West
>>153631736I think he’s been playing very injured but was too egotistical to call it and let a replacement sub in. Hopefully Avs will sink to the bottom of the sea now.
>>153631576Trudeau has really mind raped that country.
>>153631576sports are literally a substitute for war, genocide and mass rape of enemy women which was taken away from us with the invention of the nukeyou gotta laugh at any retard who says sports are about unity, they're a milquetoast form of mass murder and mass rape
>>153631763>even if we lose we still winI thought the cuck stuff was just a meme
>>153631576“THOSE” Americans. Not “MOST” Americans. Most of us are sane and love our Canadian brothers and sisters.
>>153631780That's pretty awesome
Are the tourists gone yet?
>>153631583Hellebuyck was the mvp by far
>>153631550notice how they've upgraded trump from merely a rapist to pedohile some time ago. i wonder if it that's it or there's more to come.
The American squad just played with more heart and determination. Leafs should have never booed our national anthem.
>Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will FUCKING KILL ME!
>>153631777Canadaboo Swede deserves more suffering than the average Canadian. Go suck off your McBlewthegame now, you fucking homo.Also checked
I ain’t leavin bitch, now give me a team to bandwagon
>>153631576take your fucking meds
>>153631827I'll love them when they're under the Stars and Stripes. No sooner.
I'm staying around to 1993/2014post just to spite leafoids
>>153631811fukken saved
I see a lot less Canadian flags compared to yesterday
>>153631833
Huge milf honkers
>>153631762:) Voldermont wins again!
>>153631550lel
>>153631859Leafs and Jets won the gold for USA so start there
>>153631859Dallas is a fun team
>>153631550why is twitter hiding harmless banter
>>153631859We LOVE the Jackies here
>>153631576relax its just sports
just a stalwart performance by our boys today. a tenacious, resolute squad that battled diversity to bring home the gold.
>>1536318753rd time i've seen canadian nhlers fail to win gold vs 3 times I've seen them win gold. Congrats tho.
>>153630724DONAL YOU MOTHERFUCK BENCHOD! HAVE SOME RESPECT AT A TIME LIKE THIS. WE ARE HURTING, YOU BLOODY BASTERD!
>>153631875He's just having some fun out there
>>153631576This, so much thisEdit: How do I give a post gold on 4chan?
>>153631576>when you are so low iq you take bants seriouslywe should annex them just for being hysterical pussies
>>153631864do we really want them voting lib?
poor Hellebuyck has to go back to the jets after doing that, he deserves better
>>153631910I..apologize
based Jackie calling out the Jews
>Canadians>Blaming Olympic loss on Overtime rulesName a better pair
Canada KWABOTY
>>153631859>now give me a team to bandwagonMy Detroit Red Wings :)
>>153631875it was close, at least he hit the pos....
>>153631945Canada and silver
>>153631947nah still tony
>>153631859
>>153631874This is Our Place now, FinlandHow does it feel? I swear I can feel every puck within miles; it's exhilarating
>>153631875He's going to dream of this moment for the rest of his life.
>>153631405Larkin played really well too. The faceoff win on the 5 on 3 was crucial.
Canadian flag is at half mast
lol Quinn Hughes is drunk on NBC right now thanking the troops
>>153631576Smells like new pasta
>>153631875>Badger the fuck out of your teammates and suck all the joy out of competing in the Olympics>Play like ass when it matters most.
>>153631963Fuck my sides
>>153631875I can see the puck
>>153631875its like he fucked up the field goal meter in Madden lmao
Wow, MAPLENIGS suck at hockey and we are gonna RAPE their country immediately now. President DJT
I thought I was going to have a stroke or aneurysm this morning. Too much coffee and way too intense of a game.
Dean Blundell is on a generational run right now owning the USA and MAGA pedos on X right now. It's great to see. #ElbowsUp.
Has Trump acknowledged the victory?
>>153631576we ain't going to war with china we're too fat and lazy
>>153631859Same. I’m going New Jersey Devils for Jack
>>153631996I never expected to love and respect the Hughes bros this much it’s so confusing
Honestly, lose and get silver or win and get bronze? Which hurts more
I'd love to hear bud's reaction to this
>>153631877see this is what I don't understand, why does he get to post huge milf honkers on a blue board?
>>153631996Can you be more American?
>>153630724Oh there it is t. >>153632028
>>153631875holy kek
>>153631780I can punch your teeth out so you can look like him, anon
Dropping the flag on Canada is equal to that time when they dropped the flag after bombing Iran or wherever
>>153631780its over
>>153632057bronze medal game being the meme it is, i'd rather more olympic tournaments adopt a double elim format, ensuring the only team finishing on a W is the champion
>>153631986 you're literally in "pride square" right now sit down lil bro
Remember leafs, MAID is always an option
>>153631528
>>153631875shouldnt be too hard on these youngsters
>>153632110>out of nowhere
>>153632098Fund it. Losers brackets runs in fighting games are peak kino
>>153631433Legendary KWAB
>>153631996hes shitfaced
>Lost in their women's sport>Lost in their men's sport>Poorer than Alabama
>>153632110canadians have been seething about this on x for for 2 days. They are in denial, after getting bitchslapped over and over all they were left with was well we have free healthcare!
Happy for you burger bros. We're still waiting for our first non-asterisk Olympic gold. Maybe 2030...
Crosby knows McMeme and MacCrybaby are failed experiments which is why he's focusing so much on Celebrini, to try and fix him before it's too late.
I feel bad for McDavid ngl. You could tell he didn't want to choke in a final again and was just trying to contantly hero mode it in overtime only to fail again.
>>153631996Lmfao
>>153631476I hope not. Hockey is for me and me alone
>>153632143That sweater is hideous
>>153631576boohoo fagass51st
>>153632143Chicken Tikka Masala is British. It is not authentic Indian cuisine. But I wouldn't expect a dumb burger mutt to understand that.
im kinda druk rn
>>153631833Fuck canada
>>153632098i would be fine with that, double elim is fun
>>153632158weird. i remember seeing this on x and also seeing grok debunk it.
>>153630553feels good man
>>153632057silver medal winners always look like someone killed their cat at the end of the game, seems like winning bronze is better for your mental health
>>153632148I love our bois
>>153631763>literal who cope on litterLMAO
>>153632178samir seethe
>>153632143Lol holy shit is that real or just solid meme bantz?
>How do we fix overtime?Multi-puck, simple as.
>>153632045be careful, the hughes brothers might try to reunite and he could end up on a different team in a few years
>United States of AmericaFirst winner>CanadaFirst loser>FinlandSecond winner
Is Binnington going to do a Bennington now?
>>153631288KWAB that dude is mentally weak
>>153631859Go Sabres
>>153632178>Chicken Tikka Masala is British. It is not authentic Indian cuisine. But I wouldn't expect a dumb burger mutt to understand that.
>>153632178jeet retard
>>153632199I didn't see grok debunk anything. Grok said they live about equal lives. home ownership vs free healthcare.
>>153631996>>153632148This is the greatest country on earth and it's not even close
>>153632271no it didn't.
>>153632059Try it sometimes
>>153632227https://x.com/PlayerStormy/status/2025602620832768069?s=20
>>153632178>diksheet mad
>>153632227Saved
>>153632178Chinese American food isn't authentic Chinese food either yet you see every single Chink immigrant owning a restaurant that sells General Tso's chicken.
>>153632178Show your respect to your British overlords you ungrateful jeet.
>>153632178it was made by a paki, no wonder you are seething
>>153632281you might get a different x in upside down land. I even specifically asked grok compare the white alabaman and the white leaf, alabama-home ownership, lower Cost of livingCanada-can't go into medical debt, better public infrastructure.
>>153632232Yes it's completely real lol
>>153632326>tf>tp
>>153632294Reminder Dikshit is a real Indian name
Canada?
>>153632265>American goaltending You love to see it
>>153632324it is authentic to the previous Chinese, the Han Chinese who eat bats and armadillos no, but the pre-Commie/Taiwan Chinese it is their cuisine
The entire nation of Canada actually thought it was a smart idea to put Binnington in netReally internalize that information and reconsider their classification of sentient creatures
>>153632366skiing isn't a sport
You know, if you could score 5 on 3, we aren't even having this conversation. 5 on 3. For 90 full seconds. You couldn't put it in the net.
>>153632326who's on your money?
>>153630588Anyone else got a better version of this?
>>153632366They could have made the top 10 if they didn't lose.Number 11 it is!
>>153632107They waited to long if they wanted dignity
Where can I see the game? Can't even find any clips
I'm in the middle of watching an American-Canadian TV series so i feel a little bad about shittalking canadians, but I don't believe they're the same country they were decades ago
>>153632178I think a Bangladeshi invented it in wales
>>153632406It was funnier with the Canadian women desu
>>153632237thats right
Jesus some of you are actually worse than niggers.
>>1536324505 on 3 and you couldn't find the back of the net
>>153632439If I could work my will and rewrite history...
>>153632406that's a legit humiliation ritual
>>153632450aww
>>153631576to be fair it is highly unlikely Canada will ever be the 51st statethat is because it is much more likely Canada would be broken up into their provinces and those would be made states instead
>>15363245019932014
>>153632450now that you got mad enough to say the gamer word, do you feel better?
>>153632450Never bully Finland again, faggot
>>153632474I only want Alberta
>>153632406
>>1536324657 guys on the ice playing the puck and no call, but I'm not even talking about the game I'm talking about you politically insane faggots that can't stop talking about annexation or whatever.
>>153632489They do have a fuck load of oil
Americas real goal is not 51st state but to get the vastly superior province of Québec to leave new india
>>153632450thanks, raanshit
>>153632491>mom, look what i won
>>153632496annexation or whatever
>>153632474amerigolems would go into shock at the absolute state of ontario.
>>1536314980 as the propability of such event.
>>153632496Ain't a penalty if it isn't called.>>153632508>French CanadiansThe worst of both worlds.
>usa won>got a new car 3 days ago>start a new job tomorrow>havent had a gf since 2011life is good
How do you stop five Canadians from raping an American woman?Throw a silver medal on the ground
>>153632496>Touches your graniteOopsie doopsie :3
>>153632489'Berta, 'Sas, and BC EXCEPT for Vancouver, which should be incinerated in a manner most Dresden.
>>153632491look how happy it is
>>153631498One sport at a time, champ. I appreciate the enthusiasm, though.
>>153632518He's squeezing that stuffy almost as hard as his stick.
>>15363249651
I’ve never seen him so happy and free
>>153631556OT heropuck 3 times in a row. Saw what you will about subpar goaltending, Mcgayvid coughing it up over and over while not even producing remotely close to any chances was pathetic.
>>153631498good thing for the world that we suck at divegrass and always will
So how do they replace or fix that guys broken teeth?
>>153632564*with his pants still on
>>153632521>>153632528>>153632539>>153632555hilarious. amazing the heel turn of you guys, this past year has proven to me that you're all worthless slaves and your horrific future is entirely deserved.
>>153632546Beautiful
>>153630553i'm in this picture
>>153632496Revenge for 1812
>>153632546nice 8 pointer nigga
>>153632590Cope
>>153632590Get back to work, take mahortons is getting busy this time of day sandeep
mcmeme trying to heropuck in OT was the exact same shit the oilels did in both SCFs where they started basically only rolling 1 line
>>153632590your wailing falls upon deaf ears faggot, you’re reacting exactly how we wanted you to.
>>153632496Would you rather:>Get another powerplay against the team that has not allowed a single powerplay goal all tournamentOR>Score on a empty net.
>Everyone cheated but us!>*throws himself on top of the goaltender then puts on an Oscar worthy performance while twirling around looking for a ref*
>>153632450I reported your language to the RCMP. Enjoy prison, syrupcuck.
>I GOT A LABUBU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>153632611I'm reacting exactly how you should act when a bunch of niggers threaten your security and rape your economy because a kike owned pedophile said so.
>>153632496We don't say "or whatever" anymore in this country, we say "o cualquiera"
>>153632590Lol, 100 izzat added to your account
>>153632590
>>153632590>mad at memes lmao
WHERE IS THE LOCKERROOM FOOTAGE OF CANADA AFTER THE LOSS I WANT IT NOW
>>153632523we would go into shock after seeing what a freshly minted voterbase of 41 million that makes US progressives look like Klansmen would do to the country overnightspoilers: nothing good
>>153632523free trams in toronto are cool
>>153632496>Touches your graniteNothing personal kiddo
>>15363262451I just KNOW your vagina is aching right now
>>153632143Indian food is poison to the European system It is no surprise White men started becoming faggy as indian food was introduced to their diets. . Stick to meat and potatoes and variations of.
>>153632609understandable on EDM because they're shit, didnt need to happen here and cooper was too afraid to tell him to settle the fuck down and play smart after we didnt get the killshot right away
>>153632590>heel turnBud, we've been treated as the heel for the last two decades.
>>153632624you're raping your own economy just fine without us thank you very much
i dont even give a shit about hockey im just here to laugh at cucked canindians
>>153632639NOT FUCKING IDEAL
>>153632652vindaloo has potatoes
>>153632496>Having a melty because his order at Taj Mahortons is way behindYou fuckin cuck lol
>>153632613This helps me see that the better team won
I was rooting for the US because leafs are faggots when they win, but the burgers are acting as mireable as the 51th state
>>153630502Honestly don't know how Canada will come back from this.Ice Hockey is the #1 sport in their country. Meanwhile, in America, hockey is like #4 or 5 depending on who you ask.MASSIVE L for Canada. Embarrassing, actually.
>>153632580Thank you anon
>>153632675hope you enjoy your first gold medal in 46 years kek
>cantada
>>153632701holy cope
1991201451
>>153632701saar
>>153632684And curry. And touched by jeet hands. Poison.
>>153632692/sp/ is not a good sample of our population. also fuck you, this was 46 years in the making so were gonna talk shit for a few days.
Canadians can touch granite but they can't touch gold :)
>1967>1993>2014
If Crosby plays do we get raped?
It's only gonna get worse.
We played a great game. Keep your heads and and always #ElbowsUp.
>>153632143This can't be real holy kek
>>153632496>annexationI have been to Ft. Erie.I have been to Niagara Falls.No one wants this. I think they're fucking with you
>>153632624>threaten your securityIt was always some Trumpian "art of the deal" strategic move to gain leverage in some sphere. But you tards took it literally.
>>153632716Indians don't watch hockey, retard
>>153632737
>>153632741>51
Canada was not sovereign prior to 1982, Brits get credit for all accomplishments prior.
three more days till the NHL WOOOO!
the scary thing is that mcdavid trying to be a hero almost worked. he beat his defender but got the ol pokey doodle do from hellebuck
We're gonna start drafting canadians to fight in Iran for us kek
>>153632581Crowns or veneers. He should keep them thoughbeit
>>153632765but they sure do live in canindia keek51
>>153632775>we want 2 more democrat senators, another like dozen congress people and a shitload of indians (both kinds)because?
>>153632809Just break rural Canada into a million different states
>>>got the ol pokey doodle doo[feex]
>>153632809I keep saying this do the retards who genuinely want political union it's fucking retarded. There's nothing we can't get from each other now. We don't need to reconstruct our political infrastructure
Samir isn't taking this well kek what a stench bitch.
>>153632580>>153632470>>153632491i don't watch any sports I just came her to laugh at the canucks why the fuck are they giving them dolls. Them losing is funny enough thanks to whatever freak came up with adding humiliation rituals on top of it, very funny!
>>153632701Funny thing about that, it's not even our best gold. CANADA LOSES AGAIN!
>>153630553thank you for your service
>>153632809i dont want you turbofaggots under the same flag as me.im just 51 posting to piss you massive pussies off, seems like its getting the job done.
>>153632624the classic maplenig tactic of turning into a helpless victim whenever you lose
>>153632809no, no. they'll break it up into the provinces, so it's more like a permanent insurmountable left advantage in the senate as well as adding Super California to the house.it's a little shocking this isn't a democrat policy instead with how enormously it would benefit them.>>153632822rural canadians are still left of democrats. subdividing further only makes it worse.
>>153632825raped retard
>>153632809i don't actually give a shit or want it it's just making that one leaf itt really mad
Whats the angriest post or saltiest salt from cantada so far?
Canada will become the 51st but be like a better puerto rico that still can't vote or have rights
>>153631996>>153632148>>>/wsg/6098091>so true
I wish Patrick Kane could have been there to get a gold
>>153632840>deyz rippin us off in dey trades
>>153632809Well take the more conservative provinces and give the rest to Quebec as they're granted territory status like Puerto Rico
>>153632776>the tkachuks autograph and return them signed "good game"
>>153632860too slow, he would have been a liability
>McDavid's legacy will trying to heropuck a 1v3 situation then turning the puck over directly leading to the golden goal for the US
>>153632832>why the fuck are they giving them dollsFor their tears
simple solution, annex canada but dont give them voting rights.
>>153632809what funny is if it was biden or kamela saying to annex canada the CBC would be writing articles about why thats a good thing
>>153631370I don’t know why everybody likes CFB. I like the NFL but CFB has always been hard for me to watch because of how boring it is. Even the best teams are filled with amateurs. I’ll always have our CFB games on but they’re almost never interesting. Also I don’t think they should pay these guys. CFB has always been used as a development league for the NFL and paying them complicates things, especially when they can make more money playing CFB than on a rookie contract. They also don’t play under center which makes qbs have a hard time adapting to the NFL.
>>153632857Oh shit are we bombing Iran?
>>153632866conservatives here are basically centre-left democrats
>>153632857>we're gold medal shoutout Larks
Any wrestling on tonight?
>>153632874Multiple times
>>153632696It is like imagine you spent your entire life playing Dungeons & Dragons and been min-maxing a level 20 wizard for 30 years. You own every sourcebook, argue about RAW vs RAI for fun, correct people’s spell slot math mid-sentence. You’ve even got a laminated character sheet. Custom dice tower. Then you introduce your grandma to the game and she rolls up with a level 3 champion fighter named “Susan.” No backstory. No optimization. Took Great Weapon Master because “it sounded nice.” Forgets half her abilities and still crits twice in one session. Survives three death saves in a row. And accidentally derails your carefully crafted dungeon by asking the shopkeeper if he’s lonely ahahahahaha So she wipes the boss you’ve been theory crafting against for months and hurries away to cook dinner.
>>153632826We'll send all the leaves to Greenland.
YOU CANNOT SPEAK OF CANADA THIS WAY YOU MOTHAR BASTARDS
Are Canadians importing Indians as a disincentive to American annexation
>>153632849theres been some good reddit salt but i havent saved them. the usual unhinged stuff about nazis winning
>>153630553I...I think that's my free bird at the bottom
>>153632866you realize "conservatives" in leafistan are further to the left on most issues than biden and obama?not that any of this political shit matters when we're both ruled by the same cabal.
>>153632874I knew we were losing as soon as he entered the zone
>>153632883the cfb natty was unimaginably more sovful than the supper bowl. what are you smoking
>>153632890Sounds like a lot of Canadians are wrestling their inner demons if you're interested in that
>>153632366If we win, our opponents lose. We can't have any of that in our post-Trudeau Canada.
>>153631576https://youtu.be/xzpndHtdl9A
>>153632758They just really, really want to imagine real life is some good vs ultimate evil capeshit storyline
>>153632890just watch an episode of reliving the war on Wrestling Bios
Canada's economy is strong. And we are united. We will destroy America.
>>153632874getting away with it the first time, going off and coming back on and trying it again is the icing on the retard cake
>>153632896fakking bloody mother bitch fak u we are not fifty faarst state saar bloody basterd bitch go get my tim saartons
>>153632917Yeah a lot of people are taking this shit personally, it's hilarious>>153632926Maybe the vault has something good
>>153632877I get that we can get away with doing that Puerto Rico because they're smaller than Connecticut but the leafs would probably wig the fuck out because it'd be the US telling they can't vote vs an Indian parliament telling them they can't vote which they'd be much happier complying with
>>153632884No even better we started a cartel war in Mexico the same way it worked in Sicario.
>>153632849The best salt is coming straight from the source.
>>153632926reliving the war got cancelled just like slopdown
>>153630553Good shit brother
>>153632927
>>153632944trvke
>>153632450>Brags about cheating>"WHY ARE YOU GUYS CELEBRATING OUR LOST!"We really are the bad guys this year....
>>153632927>wesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar you picked the wrong vpn channel
>>153632887you have to have SOME far-right rednecks around somewherewe'll take themthe rest would be property of the US territorial republic of Quebec
>>153632910This leaf gets it.
>>153632947was that even us? Everything on xitter I've seen says it was mexican national guard that killed that guy that sparked this shitregardless it's been entertaining
>>153632809>>153632842Just pre-gerrymand things so you keep the libshit cities in check.
>>153632704
Do Canadians even like Indians and Indian food? Why are you letting so many in so freely?
i pretty much already forgot the olympics. time to move on. nhl season is still in full swing. lets lock in
>>153632887this would have come as a shocker 20 years ago but it is good enough now that our democrats are basically trudeau-tier neo-marxists.
>>153630766It’s Canindia now
eating a costco hotdog in honour of america's win
>/hoc/>As American As Apple Pie
>>153632985That's what they want you to think. It was one of our guys with the goybeam, as usual.
Every single nation competing should be forced to field a hockey team. I want more hockey.
Oh cool Patton is on TCM tonight
>>153632993Small businesses get a kickback every time they hire a temporary foreign worker or an international student, so they don't have to pay full wages.Landlords and real estate bros win big with rapidly rising real estate valuesBanks win big with the influx of new people needing everything on credit. White hating progressives win because they get more brown people. The state of affairs in Canada is an absolute clown show.
>>153633014raped retard who celebrated and mocked gaudreau's death
>>153632993Are you retarded? Did you vote to import millions of jeets, south americans, and somalis?
>>153633020Give me Group Asia. I want a blood bath. China v Japan v Korea v Vietnam.
>>153632927the toronto maple leafs are a shit team with shit fans, culminating in an overall shit franchise
>>153632993makes them feel like they're On The Right Side Of History™ but really it's because corpos can get away with paying them less and can keep them more easily pacified with the promise of gibsbasically the same problem as the US but the Canucks act like they're on the high road about it with their complacency
Leafs aren't even taking the bait. It's been fun but I already can't wait until the season resumes and the tourists leave.
>>153633020Turkey vs Greece on the ice would be so fucking bad ass
>>153632916I agree with you on that, for this year at least. But as a whole I don’t think CFB is an exciting product. The conferences are a mess. The playoffs are decided by a committee. Etc. Going to live games is always fun but I think it’s a bit strange that the crowd is full of 40 year old boomers instead of college students. Don’t get me wrong there are plenty of college students, but plenty of overweight drunk people in their 30s and 40s. Well at least Michigan games are like that.
>>153633080>>153633080
The biggest problem of all, of course, is that annexing Canada would mean their hockey teams suddenly start paying in US dollars and become much more appealing. The sunbelt may never win again.
>>153630553>in the screenshot twice>USA scored twicethis was truly one of the days of all time
>>153632993The Century Initiative is a Canadian lobby group that aims to increase Canada's population to 100 million by 2100
>>153633020I truly believe, with the correct investment and enough time, Australia and New Zealand could become great at hockey. Rugby nations would make great hockey nations.
>>153630553This brought tears of joy to my beautiful American eyes.
>>153631079Is that a Canadian house?!Grim
>>153630996We just need a Call Center Olympics or Help Desk Games then they'll dominate the world.
>>153631550undertale/deltarune fans are always unhinged weirdos
>>153630553Beautiful
LET'S NOT FORGET THEIR PROFESSIONAL WOMENS CURLING TIME FIRST LOST TO THE AMERICAN WOMENS TEAM WHICH WAS ALL WEEKEND CURLING WINE MONSLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABBABABABAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cannabis commecialsl on the gulls game what has happened the world I was checked out
>>153631101INDYCARBROS WE ARE SO BACK>horse racingjust call it what it is, gambling
My leafs :(My El Mencho :(
>>153633091>suddenly start paying in US dollarsuh, mate...
>>153632893noice.Very good analogy anon! Top tier.How will canucks ever recover? I do not know.
>>153633433LMAO!
>>153631101>nfl & cfbone "sport" different leagues or divisions>ncaabb and nbaditto>horse racingnot a sport, not an athlete. definitely NOT a *team* sport. yes, we're the Glue Factory Hoofmeisters from Louisville. (??)>golfnot a sport, a game. also not even a team game. where the home team play? lb muni mexi-amerimutts?>indycar/nascar/finot a sport why not compare hockey to saturday night live>ufcsee above"hockey" is the 4th biggest sport
