sunday (22/02)>ARG1NOW! | Club Atlético Unión de Santa Fe x Aldosivi>PAULISTÃONOW! | Portuguesa x Corinthians>CARIOCÃONOW! | Flamengo x Madureiramonday (23/02)>CARIOCÃO17:00 | Maricá FC x Portuguesa-RJ20:00 | Sampaio Corrêa-RJ x Nova Iguaçu>GAUCHÃO19:00 | Monsoon x EC AvenidaUTC-3/[localtime]Previous: >>153600103
TITBOY GET OUT
>paquetá is already 28
>>153635126Sommelier da safada da tua irmã, gordo viado
OP Forgot about Bolivia torneo de verano
>Corinthians>Santos
me on the left grinding on paqueta's wife
>>153635198holmes lets wait to laugh after 90+5 or whatever klaus decides, its too early dont jinx it homie
>>153635188Calm down babe, don't want your production to be affected
>>153635212op forgot about Bolivia torneo de verao
O NOVO TREINADOR DO VASCO É A SENHORITA MANUELLA
>pedro>>153635214I'm replying to trikaschizo, anon. This is friendly fire.
>>153635230not the nose piercings nooooooooooooooo
>>153635230SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153635230Ela tem
>>153635201Bruhhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovatt>Peter, being an adolescent dolphin, frequently had sexual urges which disrupted his lessons, and taking Peter to a downstairs pool with two female dolphins proved to be a logistical issue for Lovatt. Eventually, Lovatt relieved Peter's urges herself, stating "It wasn't sexual on my part. Sensuous perhaps. It seemed to me that it made the bond closer. Not because of the sexual activity, but because of the lack of having to keep breaking. And that's really all it was.
>Diniz outneat, this means Vasco da Gama will finally be good, right?
RMP already Fired Flilipe LuisWhat club will Filipe Luis coach in the next 2 weeks?
>>153635287Haha...
>>153635283horrible day for thos who can read... lucky that aint me...
>>153635287Gallardo will replace the interim manager and Vasco will be good
+7 minutesyeap this is a real Raphael Claus moment
Vasco é literalmente uma Portuguesa com 2 anos de Bank of America
fraud status?
>7 minutesTime sujo da porra. Até o Corinthians virar?
>>153635335why do their fans think vasco are a big team, then?
>>153635334YEsterday Daiane Munizberg gave 14 minutes to Bragantino
lmao why was i even hopeful corinthians would choke this one, oh well, Claus Moment
1 billion minutes of acréscimos even I would win this game
>>153635335Tua mãe é literalmente uma puta com 2 anos de DSTs no cu dela
>>153635355well it's a woman so i can understand the lack of brains
>>153635339>>153635342Poor LusaThey are just like Vasco even when they play well they lose
>>153635343Vasco, Botafogo, Fluminense and Atletico MG are small clubs who think they're on the same level as the other clubs from G12 because they became popular due to TV/radio exposure.
I wonder if this nig had two good knees would he have a chance at playing for a decent european team? He’s a bit above average when he’s actually healthy.
>>153635283god I wish that were me
the level of glazing from CazeTV hurts my soul lmao it was a real shitter goal cmon now bro
>>153635335It's as I said in the last thread. By all practical purposes, Vasco is a small club today. But Vasco fans don't accept that and expect Pedrinho to make them go toe to toe with far better teams. Vascaínos sincerely believe they aren't worse than Fluminense, Botafogo, Corinthians, Bahia or Atlético-MG.
>>153635398In MG, PR, SC, MT, MS and even nordeste you'll barely find Vasco, Botafuego and Flumerdense twistersMeanwhile Sao Paulo and Flamengo are very popular
Turn on the Corinthians gamePenalty kino is about to start
>>153635422aint no way corinthians will lose the penalties, but very wise from Dorival to cuck DePay from slipping and fucking up another penalty
>>153635230Imagine the locker room handjobs.
>>153635420All the nordestinos I met in my city (São Paulo countryside) were Palmeirense.
>>153635410I think the whole schizo situation regarding Vasco history is that Eurico made them believe they were big and that 2 years plus the 4x3 against Palmerda made them think their entire history was bigIn fact Vasco history is pathetic like they are Botafogo without a paid libertadoresBotafogo bought a libertadores and they will never grow naturally. I learned that teams that win by buying trophies dont grow
>>153635230>MANUELLAindeed
>>153635444because post pandemic Palmeiras won 2 big titles, that is it.
>>153635444all nordestinos and japanese descendant people ive met in my side of the SP countryside were palmeirenses
If Portuguesa defeat Corinthiansberg I WILL post my tits with "Calleri is the best" writtenScreencap this
If Corinthians win I will post my hairy asshole
i will laugh pretty hard if Corinthians chokes at the penalties considering they should be pretty good at them, shame it'll infer locking us from pure brawling kino between gavioes da fiel and the cops
garro you are a retard HOLY FUCK
>gaviotas de la fidelidad
>>153635148Corinthians x palmerias in semis
marminthians...
>>153635292I wish
Cunnyrinthians XO---LVSA OX---Missers:GarroRene
>guy kicks on one side >same guy kicks on the other sidebro u dont need to be this big brained stfu caze
anime?
IT'S GALLARDOVER
>>153635404Yes
Oh God please no
Cunnyrinthians XOO--LVSA OXO--Missers:GarroRene
dude aint fuckin real corinthians is strugglin to penalty portuguesa out of all teams, cmon now
C*rinthians will lose
A camisa pesa no final. N tinha como a portuguesa ganhar jogo
Cunnyrinthians XOOO-LVSA OXOO-Missers:GarroRene
PLEASE DEFENDE
"hugo souza is a top tier penalty defender man, seleção needs him bro"
Cunnyrinthians XOOOOLVSA OXOOOMissers:Garro; Rene;
Kek, maceio
>curintha
brutal kick holy fuck
god i hate bagre raul so fucking much
Cunnyrinthians XOOOO OLVSA OXOOO OMissers:Garro;Rene;
GIGANIGGA
Cunnyrinthians XOOOO OOLVSA OXOOO OOMissers:Garro;Rene;
Maceió's penalty was crazier, nah sorry man close but kicking it that fast is ballsy and retarded
>>153635698lusa can lose this but this guy rules and won the most important title: my heart
Corinthians lostHEHEHEHEHE
Lusa will lose
Portuguesa merece a vitória. Jogou muito melhor.
Cunnyrinthians XOOOO OOOLVSA OXOOO OOOMissers:Garro;Rene;
This fucking goalkeeper can't make one save
>hugay souza
hugo neneca is a fraud keeper
holy shit right between his legs hugo souza humiliation ritual
Puta que pario é onelhor goleiro do brasil.Every paulista sing this
Dude they're all shooting at right corner and this fucker can't make one single save
Cunnyrinthians XOOOO OOOOLVSA OXOOO OOOXMissers:Garro;Rene;
uhhhhhh....... trikasbro?
By the end of the year he will pelate every part of his body.
Sad lusa will lose this, they will choke eventually
>>153635739Cauari missed
well trikasbro got saved from posting his titties this time..... either way man people need to stop shilling hugay souza, this was awful to watch gg no re
ganhamo
>hatewaches corinthians>corinthians wins
>>153635769>this timeHe's still in debt
Portuguesa fought bravely.
>>153635770o corinthians foi salvo, o santos continuou o ritual de humilhação deles, e ninguem vai ter que ver peito pardo de boiola sao paulino por horaas unicas pessoas que perderam são os lusos :( mas a justiça prevalerá
>mas a justiça prevalerásão paulo and palmeiras won't win against niggerinthians, novorizontino is our last hope
If SAo Paulo win Paulistao I'll show my left side tit
>>153635840nah considering a palmeiras "still in formation" managed to clutch a 1-0 against a corinthians who had won the Supah Mega Copa dos Cuzões Borrados i have faith abel's dark magic will cause something funny
either palmeiras will molest corinthians, palmeiras loses by like 1-0 or novorizontino will actually manage to win the same way they did against santos kek
RENUNCIO GALLARDO
>>153635901aint no way, this is yuge, some intense powers are at work right now
>>153635901CALL ORSIGOMEZ RIGHT NOW
fuck a.nal
>>153635914>>153635918fake news
>>153635950i see... truly nothing ever happens... wise...
https://x.com/la12tuittera/status/2025743461874311443Juan Barinaga injured at BocaDylan Gorosito called up to the main squad
MURIO MARCELO DANIEL GALLARDO
>>153635901>bover tv, also known as espn, is not saying anything.fake and gay
>>153635965
>>153635965>DANIELSo Gallardo is his mother's name? Why do you call him Gallardo and not Daniel?
>>153635901LETS GO!.
>>153636021tell me a joke with the name Daniel
Welcome to River Plate Fernando Diniz
>>153636045Nooooooooooooooo he was supposed to come to bokita
>gritaria e rojãoeu gostaria de permanecer ignorante para com a existência de cúrinthianos na vizinhança.
>>153635901Gallardo to Vasco
>O treinador argentino Martín Demichelis é um dos nomes que interessam ao Vasco para substituir o técnico Fernando Diniz.
>>153636109Demichelis was based in FIFA 07 Bayern squad.
>>153636038¿Por qué Daniel sempre lleva um despertador en la mano?¡Porque quiere ser Dani-el puntual!
>>153635230is that a fucking stubble?
>>153636088u gotta understand this is the most important thing to happen to their lives. tomorrow they will return to work for 12 hours selling expired candies on the street while dodging the police and motorcyclists
Kukitabros…
>>153636026lmao, he will never come to this piece of shit river
>>153636125kkkkk
>>153636185what is ricoteros?
>>153636254Spanish for Escoteiros
>>153636254los redondos fans (niggers)
boverbros can’t stop winning
>>153636351he lost more than jj lopez
>>153635148Time to make the pig squealllllllll. Squeal for meeeee
EN EL FUTBOL LAS SEGUNDAS PARTES NUNCA SON BUENAS, LUEGO DE LA HUMILLACION QUE GENERA PERDER CON UN EQUIPO COMO VELEZ, GALLARDO SUSPENDIO LA CONFERENCIA Y ANALIZA IRSE DE RIVER, SE VIENEN DIAS CLAVES
o marcelochi gachardi vai bora du giver pleichi
I'm a fan of el redonda, a pelota, o fuchibol
Are the players playing bad on purpose to sack Gashardo
>>153636304
A TABELA!!!
>>153637047Why are they indian?
>>153635877>acceso negao
>me: post the most beautiful woman mankind has seen but she's chubby>/copalib/:
>>153637251Disgusting
>>153637251>falsalike every woman
RIP Biber25/05/1901 - 20/05/2025
>>153637047got a semi
>>153638024Semi final?
Na saída do campo, o Hugo Souza foi vítima de ofensas com conotação racista de torcedores da Portuguesa.“Favelado”“Piolhento”“Corta esse Cabelo”“Sem Dente”
Vasco signed a new water girl
So, who's gonna be the next victim of dinizismo?
>ynr mainstream media trying to push diniz for the national team
>>153639899>ynr diniz coaching the NT and fluminense at the same time
Reminder trikaschizo was the first person to say DIniz was a fraud
Remember trikaschizo promised to post his tits if calleri scored a goal and he still has not done it
>>153639987Reminder tittyschizo promised to post his tits
if Sao Paulo win paulistao he said he will show his tits
>>153640042You're in debt. Post titty now.
>3 female coworkers today
>>153640042>if san pablo wins the san pablo cupYeah it's in the name, who else is going to win it? Caixas?
>>153636351me in the right
>Neymar couldn't even qualify Santos against Novorizontino>People are still going to ask for him to be called for selecinha
>>153640376It's not about winning, it's about sending a message.
>>153640376brasilerao is harder than the WC tbhwyff
>>153640455Now I realized why Vini Jr (TM) is having so many "racist" episodes lately. World Cup is near and he cant wait to be invited by Trump or some other american clown to talk about racism and why americans should keep worshiping blacks and why poor white people should demand higher salaries for him and for his black friends
>>153636351>only grande they beat was racingEvery time
>>153640598Palmeirasbros...
>Marcelo Gallardo balança no cargo após nova derrota do River Plate no Campeonato ArgentinoGallardo to Vasco. Sampaoli to River
Vini and his pals really should get paid more to deal with this horrible abuse
>>153640376At selecinha neymar will play with the besthis back will be covered by bruninho and casemirohis passes will and perfectly at Raphinhas feetHis bolas no ponto futuro will go right into viniHis crosses will easily find Igor Jesus the goalHe'll be able to toco y me voy with lateral de seleção Matheus Bidu
VINI VINI VINI VINI BOCA SAN PABLO PALMENGO VINI VINI VINI GASHARDO BOCA VINI VINI VINI VINI GORDAS RIBER VINI VINI VINI
Mateus Bidet won in 3 years more titles than your team this decade
Morning, gentsFUCK SANTOSFUCK NERMANFUCK RIBERFUCK BBBBASCO
>>153640736>His bolas no ponto futuro will go right into viniWhy are brazilians so sexual?
>>153640683Diniz to River*
>>153640598>racing is grandeoh no no no hahahahah
brasil, uruguay is being mean again :(
https://x.com/la12tuittera/status/2025940947565936960Carlos Palacios got a surgery for his kneeout for 2 months
>>153640941
>>153635181how do i cope if this is literally me
>>153640962turkish hair implant surgery
>>153640962you cope with that ugly face you got daily I don't think the lack of hair is the problem
>>153640962drop the top and powerliftermax
that banco santander ad...>ventilador con orejitas
>>153635181right would look ok if shaved the top, leaved the beard at a stubble and had a wider neck
I hate bald people more than I hate fat people
I only hate fat people and evangelicals
Hate is for the weak of mind
>>153641117I love YOU though
>>153641123Okay barney
>>153641183*burp*
>gonna pay 300 bananas for Resident Evil Requiem
INAUDITO: Prestianni anunció que es homosexual y sufrió violencia verbal por parte de Vinicius Junior
>>153641305Big if true
>diniz verbally abusing a player to get back on the field after he suffered a golpe na cabeça that left him without resposta for 30 secondshe needs to coach the canarinha
https://x.com/futebol_info/status/2025958296931213629>diniz didn't expect to be sackedwhat the fuck lol
>>153641433he's retarded like that
and what happens if he shows up to work pretending nothing happened
>>153641551Coudet did this and it worked
I tried that once and was told to kindly leave the premises
Is it safer to go to la paz to watch a match of the strongest or go to banfield or lanus ? Implying of course I do an argentinian haircut and wear a maradona shirt to infiltrate in the crowd
they wouldn't suspect I'm brazilian if I wear this shirt and a adidas black jacket right?
I just assume everyone with a maradona/messi shirt is a touristProper chinos use the Claypole shirt with the 10 and PULPO ARANDA on the back
>>153641825what about this?
>cableoperadoreskekDo you serious say this?>Caze TV a cableoperadora situada in braciukek
>>153641842If you wear that near me I will make sure you won't see your beloved binter again
>>153641881you guys dont wear nt jacket or shirt on the street?
>Argentinian stop answeringwhy do they do this?
murio pele
y dale dale dalee booooooooooooooooooooooo(eliminated manaña by Juyjuy del Este)Y dale dale dale booooooooooooooooY dale dale dale riqueeeeeeeelmeeee
>>153641901only brasileros wear the argemchina NT shirtyanks and kids wear the inter de miami shirt
Gallardo still milking River from 10 years ago titles What a senile retard, imagine destroying your club's finances just to satisfy your ego
I'd do that too to be honest
>>153641997I told you the americanization of football was the greatest jewish disease of our timeThese kids will grow up >My Inter Miami is better than your Colorado Rapids.>No, Rayan is playing for Cincinnatti Eagles and they are the best team of MLSIt's over. It won't take long before we see people paying pay per view to watch MLS and Sauditao
one man in simply more important than the whole institution
>>153642024You said the same thing about GTA SA and VCand yet we are here
>>153642024it's just messi, you schizo freak. mls will never be relevant to have fans outside of the us.
>>153642040I stopped playing GTA after Vice City
>>153642081yeah right, it wont take long before kids in the poor areas start wearing colorado rapids and chicaco fire shirts
2026 is the year
nobody with global pull will ever for those clubs
>I will wear the country's jacket and blend in, no one will suspect a thing hehe
>>153642147isn't he a big of fan of Senna?
>>153642162How many goals did Senna score for the NT?
>>153642162even if he wasn't no F1 driver would say anything negative about Senna infront of a mic. (Every driver loves Senna)
casual infiltration blend in operationPart 1 jacket
Part 2 haircut
Part 3 fake nose
sunufabitch might pull it off
>>153642365He's still getting kidnapped, robbed and gangbanged by a pack of wild peruanos.
was that 3 greens in a row? it's farting
>>153642324bottom two kinda ..
>>153642214>>153642235>>153642324Don't forget poop knife.Every Argentine carries at least one in their pocket.
Gallanto must be /druk/ as fuck by now
I think I know, I think I know, I think I know, I think I knowI think I know why the mono farts out the beansI think I know why the mono farts out the beans
>>153642324Sr Jacob
>>153642459It's incredible how we havent evolved from this designWhile in Japan they are using this since the 80s
Being white italian in argentina must be a dreamin Brazil it is a nightmareeven if you are 100% white paper white they will mock your nose and your italian surnameIn argentina all women like that. Plus in Brazil our pardas have a deep hatred against whites because they are told in schools all evils in the world happen because poor and middle class whites
>>153642539Nobody is stopping you from buying the better version
Independiente Santa Fa attendance in 2016 recopa was 18k in a stadium with capacity 39kDont know but to me Recopa is a great and important title, I still get upset to this day about losing to Jewrinthians in 2013
lanus will win copalib i can just feel it in me bones
>>153642676shut the fuck up stupid bastard son of a bitch just shut your mouth
Calleri for us sao paulinos is like Maradona to argentiniansYou cant understand it unless you feel what we feel
>>153642081it could be if it was reformatted in such a way that it actually promoted football culture like eplel and seria A (macaco one not italian) but that'll never happen
>>153642414maybe it's all part of the plan
>The hardest sudamericana of all time vs the easiest copalibEasy way for Palmerda or Flamengo win again
>>153642704last time i said this they won sudakino, my word is divinely protected
>football cultureyeah "tifos" and "anti racism" and "no alcohol or drugs" fuck you and your fucking faggot "football culture"
>>153642710MLS will always be a plastic franchise league, USL is the SOVL of NA footy
>>153642726I want sao Paulo to win sudamericana this year
My son was born, bros
>>153642746Congratulations dont forget the cuck test get a sample of the baby saliva and go to a nearby lab and check if it matches yoursDo this while your wife is sleeping
>>153642746You should name him Dalesandro Tevez Coudet Jr
>>153642746unironically congratulations
>>153642746Riquelminho da Silva
>>153642735by football culture i mean literal culturing, like microbiological culturesspecially in such a huge country like USA you have to grow football from the ground up with a deep division pyramid system and small city/town club promotion, going from the top down is kind of stupid, putting the cart before the horse as they say
can I buy a small apartment in Villa General Mitre with 50k USD?
>>153642815Jews destroy everything they touch, my biggest dream is that Russia or China nuke USA and they stop their football for like 10 or 15 years
Novorizontino 1x2 CorinthiansPalmeiras 0x1 San PabloSan Pablo 0x1 CorinthiansCorinthians 2x0 San Pablo
>>153642815Sure, the system that hasn't worked for anyone, let's do it again, even better in grassroots USA. what could possibly go wrong? Don't tell me we are going to get another Bover/Peñaronal/Palmengo league but it's Inter Miami / LA Galaxy right? The 138th time HAS to be the one.Just let them to the NBA/NHL thing and get over it. They are not us. They will never be us.
Best people in South America: ArgentiniansBest place to live: La Paz BoliviaBest stadium: Centenário Montevideo in July with 2C and windBest clubs: All argentinian clubs + Sao Paulo + Nacional MontevideoBest food: assado al pan con mostaza y polentaBest place to visit: La casa de Dom Diego Armando Maradona Best place to kill a person: Tacuamrebó or Veinte y Três
>10 uruguayans missingOrientales bros...
>>153642840Ganhar do Palmeiras já conta como o título pra mim
/copalib/ is an archive of the daily lives of brazilians, they post everything they do here
>>153642867like what?
>>153642846wjat do you mean it hasn't worked for anyone? pretty much every single successful and popular league in the world uses this systemour own league included, i mean it's floundering but that's due to other factorsbut, some those factors are also actively working to turn our league into a shittier league and it's a big reason why we are worse off, if we had a similar 20 team 4/3-relegation system like brazil or eplel's we'd be far better off
>>153642881like having a baby (parabens btw)
I want to live in a hut in nordeschi eating coconuts and feijoles
>>153642558trikaschizo is narigon lol
>>153642928it's 99% certain it's not his son but some nephew or distant cousin
>>153642710>italian serie Ais irrelevant nowadays. Once gringojews own your clubs is over. Like they turned Man united once the best team of england into the banfield of the PL.
>>153642558>t.
>>153642924>pretty much every single successful and popular league in the world uses this systemI was talking about SA futebol I don't care what Eintrach Eintriwroôden does with fuck bum SV Hanstrongsburg on July anon.Hasn't worked in brasil (just ask about regionais or pre 1980's ponto correeos) hasn't worked in uruguay, or chile, or venezuela, or bolivia or peru. SA fuchibol is broken and I'm tired of pretending this shit makes sense.
>>153643000yes i know that's why i specified that i'm talking about the brazilian serie A>>153643004our (SA) "problem" has nothing to do with the format, it's just that we have less money and the best players go where the money is
>>153643004>SA futebolwhat do you mean by SA futbol?
>>153642995That's even worse.
>>153643048The format is shit and turns your players into pechofrios (see futbol colombiano, mls, or ligamx), we've have that for like 30 years, and now colombian futbol is like the youth academy for other countries. Even Ecuadorian clubs wins more than us.
>>153643048you know exactly what the solution is but are too afraid of saying it.Yes. We need regionais. And we need someone who can make the shirts.
>>153642746Welcome to the world, Copalibinho!Congrats bro.
babyberg has a new challenger
>I want our clubs to be good and not feeder league jokes so we can win the CWC and get revenge on Europeans or something >But I don't want anyone with money to invest in my club, gringos out or something
>Derrickson Quirós, midfielder for Club Xelajú, from Guatemala, saw his engagement end just three days after the marriage proposal in the middle of the stadium>just three days after the proposal, Quirós revealed that his engagement had come to an end. on his instagram, he also stated that his focus now is on his professional career.centraca moment
>>153643262ela nao tem compromiso
>>153643262
>>153643262ela não ficou na escola
>>153642081You underestimate the power of American media. Your people can shill anything (and I mean anything) into relevance. Super Bowl viewership in Brazil has increased in almost 300% from the last year and the entire country was caught discussing an artist who was a literal who to us just before the half-time show. NFL games in Brazil and Germany have been a success, too. With a well structured league, America should be more than capable of shilling the MLS abroad.>>153643048It has to do with the format because pintos corridos gives clubs greater financial and organsiational stability. Clubs having 38 guaranteed games as the main part of their calendars changes a lot in terms of profitability and investment power.
>>153642746Congrats irmaoName him Bacterinho to honor the thread
>>153642858*oriental bro...I'm the only one left.
>>153642746You had sex on May 23.Choose one of these names: Martins, Miragaia, Dráusio, and Camargo.
>>153643696Please close the window the chiflete is getting annoying
>>153643575NFL is a novelty and the Superbowl has always been highly mediatizedOn the other hand there's about 15 better fuchi leagues to watch.
SEE? PONTOS CORREDOS IS GOOD AND I CAN PROVE IT
>>153643094Argentina is a regional, every team is near each otherImagine in Brazil playing a 10 month tournament where you have to travel the distance from Lisbon to Moscow just to play a shit match against some baiano
>>153643844can you name one of these migthy 2025 champions?
Brasileirao must have clausura and aperturaApertura Knockout oitavas, quartas, semi and finalClausura puentos corridos
>>153643844>>153643886
Esposa de Hugo Souza, do Corinthians, posta mensagem para Marcos, ídolo do Palmeiras, após o ex-goleiro rir em postagem sobre as ofensas racistas que Hugo sofreu ontem:“Queria que você me contasse quantas vezes você ouviu torcedores te chamando de piolhento, favelado, sem dente, sujo, pedindo para você cortar o cabelo e etc.”“Ou melhor: quantas vezes seus filhos sofreram preconceito na escola por aparência, cabelo, cor de pele ou classe social? Pois eu queria genuinamente entender o motivo da risada!”
>milei killed argie footballWell well well liberfools
Chiqui Tapia will win the next world cup, argentinian system is fair and better than oursNot sure why you hate himUnder him teams with less money can win Serie A clausure or whatever name they put it be it apertura or whatever
we are here>>153643262nice bunda
>>153644200resenha tv
>O Vasco tem Renato Gaúcho como um dos nomes para substituir Fernando Diniz, demitido ontem após derrota para o Fluminense, por 1 a 0, no jogo de ida da semifinal do Campeonato Carioca.Please be true
There's only 8 coaches in Brazil
do you guys eat out or do you cook? I1'm so poor I dont eat out for like 4 months except bibsfiha once in a while
>>153644678Who cares post your tits already
>>153644678I don't like eating out, imagine trusting an unhygienic minimum wage brazilian to make your food, you are lucky to still be alive
>>153644645Better than Diniz. He was doing a good job at flu before going mad and quitting out of nowhere.
>>153644764He knew he couldn't do anything with that squad and fucked off at the right moment while he still had credit for the mundialJust listen to what he said before quitting
Criminalize 9 to 5 right now
>>153644714google searchADEBISI I WANT SOME TITS
>>153642746>only favelados are having childrenacabou-se
>>153644764>>153644800This is cope. Renato led Fluminense for 19 games after the Club World Cup with 8V-3D-8L immediately after being embarassingly outclassed by l'Anus. Zubeldía replaced him and immediately achieved better results, pulling Fluminense from 8th to 5th place in the final rounds of the Brasileirão, implementing a more dynamic style of play, starting the home win streak that still stands and achieving the results we've been seeing at the start of this season.Renato was far from extracting the best he could out of the team and, sadly, is nothing more than a glorified B-lister in the current year.Oh, and the reason why he quit his job was allegedly because the crowd booed him. Sound familiar?
quedate saparadooooooooque se queden todos, no se vayaaaaa, ni uno solooooo
I miss smoking una velasMakes me paranoid these days
>>153644756why don't YOU eat ME outside
>>153643253we don't have clubsgringos have been """investing""" in FPC for many years now.
https://x.com/BJ_Informacion/status/2026039287830171797>Oscar Cordoba had recommended Alvaro Montero repeatedly to Riquelme>Boca never even tried to sign himkek
ANTE LA FALTA DE CRAQUES LOCALES, EL FUTBOL BRASILERO SIGUE MIRANDO A LA LIGA ARGENTINA PARA SUMAR REFUERZOS, ESTA VEZ ES EL FLUMINENSE QUE ESTA NEGOCIANDO LA CONTRATACION DEL IBRAHIMOVIC PARAGUAYO, GABRIEL AVALOS, ACTUAL JUGADOR DE INDEPENDIENTE, SE VIENEN DIAS CLAVES
AGUANTEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCA
>>153645672He also recomended Armani (when he was good in a.nal.). Or so he said.
>>153643262No way
>>153645679Don't look up how the Modric paraguacho ended up
>>153645704ela tem escritura do BIC
Computer, show me the Paraguayan Michael Jackson.
bros don't know how good it is to squeeze a chubby arm
Temo pela saúde mental do trikaschizo, o que acontecerá nos próximos dias entrará para os anais do esporte
alexa, play the paraguayan beatles againhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ggZMYqXADOQ
It's from the HBO prison drama series Oz (1997–2003). The line is spoken by the character Simon Adebisi (played by Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje), a volatile, heroin-addicted inmate.In the episode "A Game of Checkers" (Season 1, Episode 6), during a prison riot, Adebisi is going through severe drug withdrawal. When Kareem Said tries to talk him down and says he wants to save him, Adebisi sarcastically replies something like:"Then, please, give me some tits. Give me some tits. GIVE ME SOME FUCKING TITS!"In the show's slang (and prison jargon referenced in Oz), "tits" is code for heroin or drugs — he's desperately fiending and begging for a fix in a chaotic, unhinged way. The scene's become a bit of a meme/cult classic clip online because of how raw and over-the-top it is.
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now that's a cute monounlike the other one..
>>153646024uh activate.. protocol..
>>153643262how do you recover from this?
>>153643980give me two urnasno, make it three
>>153645890no one will ever acknowledge this but fucking chubby women feels really goodI meant chubby, not 200kg hambeasts from california
SE VA, GALLARDO SUBIO UN VIDEO A LAS REDES OFICIALES DE RIVER PLATE ANUNCIANDO QUE EL PARTIDO CONTRA BANFIELD DE ESTE JUEVES SERA SU ULTIMO PARTIDO EN EL CLUB
it is now safe to say gallanto isnt a master tactician, donofrio rigged every single competition riber played from 2014 up to 2019 and thats a FACT!!
>>153646107welcome to Vasco
>>153646111trips of truth
>>153642746Caramelo Fornicado Jr.
>>153642933> Imagine the smell.
>>153646111people forget they had to sell 4 players to china in the middle of a libertadores (that they won) because they got caught dopped off the charts
>henlo muñeco>yes, roman, yes
doping should be legal albeitI wanna see the players from my team run at Match 2 and have their knees explode
>>153646111the final... on madrid instead of the river stadium... he refused to be humillated in their stadium... he gave millions to the paraguayan godfather alejandro dominguez...
>>153643262Did she fuc the substitute cancervero?> tfw she pity accepted his proposal > hfw he will never recover from this > mfw he will roam 4chin as an incel soon
>>153646151Argies hate the truth. > b-b-but gas pimento bro> tiraste piedras bro> colombian Ruiz broForget they bought 2 liberticups, doped players, and stole penalties/red cards worse than Messi in 2022.
>>153646111That was so obvious in the Santa Fe x River match, only people with the brain of ping pong ball would believe that all that crap was just pure luck.
>>153646176>have their knees explodeThis happens at least once already.
AY AY GAGANTOPOR QUÉ TE FUISTE
When I see people in Ecuador stadiums, mostly families. Bolivia stadium, familiesARgentinian stadium families + barraBrazil: prostitutes and PCCWhy I was born here?
>>153646107> covers mouth with jersey Speak English you Angertine abortion.
>>153646203when did the meme that Messi rigged the World Cup in 2022 start? I watched the matches, as a normal person I didnt act histerically when penalty was called in favor of France, the referees always benefit them, just like I wasn't hysterical when argentina was awarded a penalWhat is the whole "Rigged 2022" meme?
>>153646107>>153646111https://x.com/RiverPlate/status/2026088224628564297so what happens now?
>>153646107un año sabatico y bienvenido al betis/sevilla
>>153646176>>153646212Drugs should be legal but Players should take a reactive drug as a mandatory. That way when they drug up, it reacts with the precursor drug and their intestines fail after 25 minutes. We have the technology.
>>153637047>pica do tv
>>153646247 I think we already had the technology but it's not legal nowSome croat anon had a schizo theory about doping. basically, cell doping, which was legal until january 1 this year.>schizo's theory is that this is why haaland is shit at man city now, and why gvardiol and kovacic disappeared with bogus injuries for a bit
>>153646218god put you here for a reason. trust his plan
>>153646231> brasileroWhat the fuck do you know about soccer? If you seriously say Messi wasn’t awarded a gorillion penalties and their opponents ridiculous cards and stoppages, you are too dumb. Sorry not sorry. I’m tired of normalizing and platforming stupidity. This is how we ended up with Trump. Your statement is plain retard.
>>153646231It's just schizo coping because the world cup was hosted in Qatar.>Qatar Airways used to sponsor barcelona>PSG is literally funded by Qatar government through QSI
>>153646268You are hystericalI watch football since I was 8, I have DVDs from world cups and tournaments I watch regularly, you cant discuss football with me
>>153646231Ronnie fags were utterly mindbroken, so much so they had to craft a myth to keep their sanity.
>>153646274don't replly to bait... be smart...
Welcome to River Plate Mister RENATO GAÚCHO
>>153646272but if there was a team who was helped by the referees it was FranceThis is what I dont understand about these tiktokers who watched their first world cup in 2022
>>153646231>when did the meme that Messi rigged the World Cup in 2022 start?Copa america 2021.
>>153646285Worse, angloflag bait.
>>153646231>>153646272>>153646278>>153646305>>153646285> these zoomers unironically bought Pink jerseys. Worshipping an autist manlet who fucks a 3/10 negrita peruana with botched plastic surgery and neither of them can speak 2 sentences of English is top tier pathetic. Muh Ronaldo lives rent free in your heads. I could care less of that camel fucker or the travesti Frenchbappe. Quit deflecting the truth.
>>153646212but imagine how BIG and LOUD those explosions would be
>>153646333The copa america 2021 was literally normalIt was so boring
>>153646371>2021 copa america was literally normalJust because in your country empty stadiums are 'normal' doesn't mean it's normal for everybody
this nigga is straight up retarded. I understand why you guys hate posters under this flag.
Sim, Marcos Braz (provavelmente o "Marcoz Braz" que você mencionou, já que é um nome comum de variação ou erro de digitação) falou exatamente isso em uma entrevista recente ao Charla Podcast, em janeiro de 2026.Ele disse:"Mesmo com toda a minha história no Flamengo, eu nunca escondi: dirigir o São Paulo é um sonho. Pra mim, é o maior clube do Brasil. As noites de Libertadores no Morumbi arrepiam. Sempre fui apaixonado por essa mística."
>>153646371Yeah but people will cry rigging for Messi doing anything.
COUDET WILL BE THE NEXT RIGAY SUSHI PROVIDER
>>153646385what happened in Copa America 2021? NothingSemi final for argentina was normal, final was normal, Brazil played like shit, argentina played 6.5/10What referee decision are you even talking about?Do I think Messi is a cuck? YesWas 2021 and or 2022 rigged? No
>>153646408I'm afraid they will try to contact Crespo and offer him 2 million dollars Hopefully they dont this
>>153646416They are saying it in AZZ. It seems they already have a verbal agreement
>>153646416Riberfags hate crespo the same way I hate Calleri (a lot)
>>153646333pisstiano fags were already claiming the wc was rigged in 2014.
>>153646432Crespo gave one liberta to them
>>153646447crespo won't livehe won't be praised playing a futebolzinho rola murcha anywhere else
>>153645970Fuck, now I'm sad
Bros....... Why am I sad......
>>153646489>tfw no sushi for dinner :(
>>153646447yeah but pasarella called him a faggot because he didn't want to leave Parma for Riber, and crespo said that riber tried to get bribe money out of him for the loan, the same ol story with pratto and many others
River won the last game that matter in El nueve de deciembre de dues mil y dezocho
Blue System strikes again
>>153646489Your team sucks, your country's economy is in shambles, the world is ending and you don't have a gf
>>153646516But kukas aren't in charge so that let's me sleep at night (no beans tho)
é o flu caralho tropa do urso não fode rapá porra
>>153646516>peso was a good coin in my lifetime >was considering buying it when K was in power because surely it couldn't get worse>that was when one peso was 2k paraguayan banans or something>today one peso sells at 4 banans
>>153646489>tfw grindr shadow banned me
PEGA UM PEGA GERALVAI PEGAR VOCE
>>153646503fair enoughwhy do you hate Calleri? he is literally old school 9 Batitstuta low tier kinda of guy
>>153646542Why are you using bananas as an unit measurement?
>>153646557his stupid face reminds me of the Happy Gilmore production actor crew and I fucking HATE adam sandler
>>153646567based
>>153646563He lives in the border with monkzil.
>mom cooked white beans for the first time in my lifeGuys I think voting milei might have been a mistake...
>>153646594Trust the process. 2 more weeks
>>153646594White beans are good
>>153646567YOU CAN DO IT
Adam Sandler is to Mr. Bean what San Pablo is to Palmeiras.
>>153646666this makes perfect sense
>>153646563Bananas always taste good so they are more stable and have more value than whatever copalib coin
>>153646679>Bananas always taste goodThis nigga never tried an argentinian banana.
I have money to buy either a used guitar or a boss pedalOr Nioh 3 + some other game
>>153646683I am not falling for that a second time
pedal + pirate nioh
>>153646594Not everything you put in your mouth has tl be black, bro...
>>153646715challenge accepted
>>153646516damn, perfect time to play videogames
>>153646235thishttps://x.com/SrBostero2/status/2026092903534059781
Paraguayans really be like "itacuare mbapulú sacatumoco pa licapuca" and honestly, I really feel that.
>>153646770you say this about everything all the time
gallardo to Chivas
>>153646839You are just jealous you don't get invited to the Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 tournaments anymore after you kept spamming up and down with noob saibot.
>>153646489you have sarro in your bidet and the stream is not strong
>>153646849Noob Saibot is just Vinicius Jr. without the shirt
>>153646849UMK3 is the Paranaense of fighting games
Toddlerberg refuses to eat doce de leite, she thinks it's poop
I was wrong AI is actually funny
>>153647026Why are you giving sugar slop to a baby?
>>153647064heh
>>153646594Update: my ass just fucking exploded in the toilet. The smell ain't so bad though.
>>153647026im blaming it on the jews
>>153647122how does it taste?
>>153647107Your mother wasn't as no-fun as you're acting rn and you turned out fine...didn't you?
>>153646361Stop coping
Gallardo's second time at CARPsecond place at the supercopa internacionalBianchi's second time at CABJone boludaoone copalibone mondialcopa lib finalist
>>153647133My mom put a bunch of herbs and spices so it was good.
>>153647137We were poor all we had was fruit.
>>153647222did you kiss her forehead and say thank you?
>>153647222Can you find calabresa sausage in argieland? Put that and some bacon on the beansNever had white beans tho
Gashardos fate shall remind us that going back with your ex is not good
Gallardo's feet are small, what is he? A 35/36?
>>153647318I'm 5'5 and my feet are 38.
>>153647318You know what they say about a man's feet size
>>153647335The bigger the cheese the bigger the stink.
INSOLITO, ANTE LA INMINENTE SALIDA DE GALLARDO LUEGO DEL PARTIDO CON BANFIELD, LA DIRIGENCIA DE RIVER SE CONTACTO CON COUDET PARA SER EL NUEVO DT DEL EQUIPO GALLINA
stop screaming
don’t tell dinochad what to do
Perfect timing to remind everyone that Chacho Coudet uses velcro shoes, he doesn't know how to tie his laces
>>153647335you fall easier, less contact with the surface
>>153647445that's at least a 39/40
>niggas on /tv/ do nothing but talk about male actors hair>niggas on /copalib/ talk about male feetI'm starting to think the hormones in the water really do be making everyone gay
>>153647476>>153647331Argentine shoe sizes are the same as euros? If so 38/39/40 is princess tier
>>153647517Rather have princess feet than monkey ones.
you are a feetlet and ashamed of it
>>153647535Monkeys have rather short feet as well
47 here, I footmog all of you
It's not about the size, it's about the stink.
>>153647499
>>153647571Watch your step out there, Krusty the clown
>>153647639what's that? can't hear anything while I step on you
>>153647237>all we had was the paradise
>>153647571My stinky 48 says no.
You measure your foot like you measure your penis, right? As in from the ankleI'm 126 btw
>>153647639krusty had small feet, it was sideshow bob the one with big feet
>>153647733Based knower
>>153647733I just named the first clown that went to my headKrusty has large shoes too btw
>>153647749yeah but it was a costume
>>153635148
>>153647853
>>153647853the good ending
>>153647853their second relegation is sealed if it happens
>>153647331Just put on a skirt bro
ALERTA: AGENTES DE LA DELTA FORCE ESTADOUNIDENSE CAPTURAN A CHIQUI TAPIA HACIA LAS 01:00 AM EN UNA OPERACION RELAMPAGO
Kinda late but GUILLERMOCHADS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKNO ONE SURPASSES US
>>153645970I ain't gonna act like I know shit but isn't this normal behaviour with monkeys? Like, usually the mom gets fed up with the baby after a while so she "rejects" them and only takes them back once their incessant clinging phase has passed. One of the reasons there are so many monkey hate groups on Telegram, too.
>>153647853River fans should push this
>>153646516only one of those things affect my mood
>>153637932RIP gallanto
>>153647853river es un iman para los ladrones.
lol
DIOS MIO
where did the nickname sapardo come from?
>>153648187That's not normal bro, your mom should've loved you.
In brasil i'm a 43 but here i'm a 41/42
in brazil, no one can hear you fart
So is Cidade de Deus a canon event in Brasilian history?
>>153649771It's like the Western Wall for every Brazilian.
bom chia copalib
>>153649873bom chia
>>153646489This will fix you>>153647853
>>153647853How much will he last I don’t give him a year
Argentinians harvesting corn for less than minimum wage here in my city.
>>153647853NECESITO 37 REFUERZOS
>>153649999Alaska has said this
Someone bake a new thread
ontem: gallardo voce tem que sair filho da putahoje: uma salva de palmas para o sr futebol
why do people hate pornography so much?it's at least top 5 the cure albums
>>153650360>>153650360>>153650360>>153650360>>153650360>>153650360>>153650360>>153650360>>153650360>>153650360
>>153650364>not /copalib/ of today in the op of /copalib/mmm
>>153650364>>153650364> riBer fag detected Do you always abandonate?
