Boludao Today-P L A T E N S E - Defensa y Justicia-San Lourenco - Instituto-Central Cordoba - Talleres-Belgrano - Alt. Tucuman-Gimnasia de Mendoza - IndependienteNext Round Status: Cancelled
>>153650360river
Eduardo Germán "Chacho" Coudet es candidato a dirigir a #RiverExistió un primer contacto entre su agente y la directiva del club millinario Su vínculo con #Alavez caduca ele 30/6
Atletico Nacional is the biggest club in the world
Wake me up
>>153650360> abandons gallanto> abandons libertadores > abandons primera Te fuiste a la B por puto y Cagon.
> Gagani, flechero, 78 international caps> buck broken > Martins, flecheiro, 41 international caps> phoenix rising Can we sub the Yourugayan abortion for this Chad?
>>153650401born and raised in Platense
I wish my dad pulled out
>>153650527Bolivarian Fraud
>>153650589he did multiple times
Cavani to River confirmed
>>153650595>>153650595He is Brasilero though. Hating your own is pretty Israeli of you. Why else would he chose to live in the jungle full of moto boys and faveleros? He could have moved back to The Ukraine and fuct pre-pornography casting video anorexic slavs the rest of his life. Instead he chose to pao queso constipation. > rawdogged by Bolivarianos> Airtiplano 1 - Carletto 0
>>153650360Carrosel OG is from argentina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPiuVIgNmcwhat the fuck, brazil anons?is it true? is there really a "blue system" rigging matches for Gremio?
>>153650785ah yes definitely
>Bragarnik represents Coudetoh greatso if Coudet joins River, they'll also have to get meme players who have Bragarnik as their agent
>>153650884god please yes
Bragarnik is like Dr. Eggman but from Red Bull?
is this shit not working on mobile for anyone else or just me?
>>153650884As long they are young players instead of museum worthy players like Sapardo called we can't get worse, right?
>>153651070Works on my machineBut it would explain why the thread is slow today
24/02The day copalib got outed as phoneposters
>>1536511629 to 5 i post on phone rest of the day on PCexcept on weekends
>>153651070Just tested it and is working fine
Yesterday mom said she was making rice and beans, and today there is only rice. You can't trust anyone these days.
Okay it's working now.
>gaganto leaves >4chan “crashes” to stop us from discussing the matter Really makes me think
>>153648878 Thanks for the insight Prestianni
Eating beans as a pastime activityThe toxicity of our city, of our city
I don't believe in love after love
>>153651578When did it crash? I wasn't aware
wtf Eduardo Dominguez speaks PortugueseI'm now convince every argie and iorubayan knows how to but don't out of pettiness
>>153652014I don't bro I swear
>>153652041*gun to your face*Say "caralho". Now.
>>153652080Caraglio? Like Milton Caraglio?
I hate females
>>153652014Nao manito eu nao falo portugues.
>>153650463A.nal is not a club. is the futbol team of a diabetis inducing company.
A.nal is a state of mind
ATENTOS! GOL DEL CRAQUE JOHNNY CARDOSO!
I finally found a good reason to learn coding
>>153652539Te comiste éste trozo kkkkk
Bocabroooooos
Imagine having a good conversation with a really cute female only to find out she likes anime
>>153652619Vamos riBer btw
>>153652619Tell her about nagatoro
>>153652619I bet she's gonna talk about trash entry level shit like Jujutsu Kaisen, Kimetsu no Yaiba or Attack on Titan
Which CONMEBOL national football team would be ideal for me, someone who hates Argentina, wants a national team with no white players, wants a diverse team, and wants a country that is anti-Argentina in every way?
^ chikaner btw
>>153651637Alright Cher
>>153652598>codemonkeys are cucks or trannies.nothing new.
>>153652663UnironicallyArgentina >diverseFull of indios, mestizos and europeans. >hates argentina and it’s anti argentinaWell bonaerenses hates other argies because they’re indios, mestizos to the point they call them peruanos, paraguayos… and not porteño argies hate bonaerenses because they think they’re white and because they’re commies
>>153652697That’s why I’m going into mathematics
>>153652715I don't want anything to do with Argentina.I want a CONMEBOL team where it's almost impossible to see a white player.I also want a country that's the antithesis of Argentina.
>>153652723good, but you still a bobo malparido since the copa america here and still giving yous to chicaner.
>>153652740You are missing the point retard.
Your reaction?
>>153652911bald fraud
Sapardo still the king.Everybody loves him.I hope he recapacitates and continues coaching river.
>>153652688No that anon has been doing this bit for a decade+ now mostly in NA generals
Colombians haven't provided anything of worth to this general.
>>153653040They have provided good players to my team though
>>153653040Counterpoint: hames.jpg
>>153652982The red seatbelt is a nice touch
Corinthiansbros...
>>153653112It survived or what
>>153653142The coach was pointing to a trashcan, so...
>>153653154When a player gets kicked in the head in brazil, the coach also points to the trash can.
>>153653227When a player gets kicked in the head in latvia, they harvest it's organs and sell it to a Russian black market
>>153652982Vamos riquelme btw.
>>153653112NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wish someone would kick me in the head with enough force to separate it from the neck.
>>153653332A train could do that
>>153653348The only train with legs I know exists in anime.
Argenbros explain to me Gallardo fucked river in the ass even though he won 2 copalibs but at the cost of like 10 years of humiliations and River is a international joke, why do the hincha love him so much?>muh father figureIs he a father figure to them?
Wait I thought there would be no fulbo today because of the chiquigate?
>>153653576No, it's because he's the greatest coach river ever had. His first cycle was a success, his second cycle was a bad joke. But that won't change he did history in River.>>153653687That's next week or the week after.
>>153653687I read that they canceled the matches for 5 and 8 of march
>>153653708He only won two libertadores and 1 sudaka, I mean that is good alright but River spent lots of money
>>153653725That copalib final against Boca has probably more value than 10x copalib cups for some riverfans.
>>153653708>>153653710Ahh I misread then, that's kind of retarded either way, why not make it an immediate action?
>>153653772He aligned the "paro" with the day he was called to get interrogated by the judge or something.
Haven't seen a classic perro caca in ages. What happened?
Chiqui Mafia is a good guy like it or notArgentinian football schedule is better than oursPlus the ticket prices are low compared here where they charge 120 dollars for a shit brasileirao match
Baila, Chiqui
>yeah I don't go to la cancha because it's expensive lolYou are just a fake fan.
ya estoy listo, armemos un quilombazo se cae chiqui tapia
>>153654036Bosteros confirmed for fake fans then lmao
>>153652663>>153652740This is mental illness, Fer
I found a gorda with hairy armpits doing cosplay
>>153654266cosplay of what? anime?
desayuno vesperchino, pensamientos?
>Muertos de fuemeHe made the venezuela guy cry
>>153654333Yeah. What else kinda cosplay is there? Football players?
>>153654358forgot pica
To me? It'sRogério CeniFabãoLuganoEdcarlosJuniorCicinhoMineiroJosuéZidaniloLuizãoAmoroso
>>153654412All it took was one kid from Erechim
>>153654378video games for instance
>>153654423Expulsaram Josué com 10 min de jogosem roubar o Inter nao ganharia
>>153654434Video games are just interactive anime.
I wish I had a friend to play video games with and then watch Sao Paulo x Palmeiras
>>153654676Last time I accepted a brazilian offer to play videogames I ended up in the stinkiest banheirao.
>>153654451sem Ceni o Inter nao ganharia tbm
>>153654451kkkkk metade do time do São Paulo eram pedreiros desleais, Josué era um dessesO juiz ainda deu uma mãozinha achando uma expulsão do Fabinho, não aguentou a pressão do pedreiro Souza que simulou covardemente
It was ez to watch finals as a kidNowadays I'm nearly fainting in a 3rd phase copa do brasil match against Asa de Arapiraca
>>153654810Vamos falar a verdade jogo de volta foi 2x2 no Morumbi vcs iam perder se nao fosse juiz expulsar Josué pela simulação do Sobis
Bostilbros we can't stop winning
Sounds like bullshit but I believe it.
>>153654869Do people in Colombia worship black people and talk about blacks all the time? Brazil is like this since 2011, it's pretty boring
You better believe it cunt because you're going to cadeira kkkkk
>>153654897We don't because our ngbus don't stand out in any discipline whatsoever
>>153654897yes
São Paulo never won a libertadores against a good teamSchooled by Bielsa and Abel, that's factosHad to pay Conmebol so Aflético couldn't play at Arena Rebaixada, it's a disgrace
>>153654948But this has nothing to do with it Our media push black worship
It rained in Brazil and people died. It doesn't matter when you read this message.
>>153654897no
I-I meant Bianchi :(
>inter out against a literally who snow teamsafsysters..
Inter plays Row Club tomorrowPredictions?
>>1536550632-2
Does anyone put a Bahia badge over the medal on this pic?
>>153655063I'm not attracted to women like this
>>153655129We call this type of woman 'cavalona'
>>153655136I should not have googled that, now my pp is hard.
>>153655063would let her row my remo.
Ldu bros
>>153655126Sure brudda, enjoy
>sapardo to vascoPlease please please let it happen it'd be so funny
>>153655219Thanks for the coach, "friend" >:)
>>153655219gay shit
>>153655219Where are yiyos and Cheese Pizza?
Only details before Vasco announces their new managersThe mysterious name will bring his staff and even his own water girl
>>153655339copalib spamming doesn't make it a thing irl
CARABOBO CARABOBO CARABOBO CARABOBO CARABOBO CARABOBO CARABOBO CARABOBO CARABOBO
>>153655383?
>Gol de Dumbface.Please, make it 5 Venezuelan teams internationally, I don't even know when that happened last time.
>Renato Portaluppi (born September 9, 1962), known as Renato Gaúcho or simply Renato, is the current Brazilian professional football manager of Vasco da Gama.someone editing the english page on wikipedia is trying to predict the future...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNJcL-qNaQ
>>153655527That's not a phone, it's just a caseBroke ass cat
>I refuse to work>but I check wikipedia every 5 minutes
>Dumbface can score from a free kick.They are gonna make it... I hope.
>>153655496Wouldn't be surprised if that was edited by his agent.
>>153655547Wikipedia is more important than most office jewish daycare "jobs"
>>153655496>Renato Gaúcho Wikipediahttps://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmet#Integrantes
remember when teachers would slander you for using an unreliable source such as wikipedia? fast forward do 2025 and docs are using chat gpt to prescribe medicine
PECHACHO COUDET, WELCOME TO RIVER PLEICHY
>cuestionesKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk this is not a real language
>>153655748macaco fudidocala a boca
>hambrentino>animefag>the internet rationing only allows him to download low quality ripsSad!
>>153655780kek Bodied that tranimefreak.
>KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkGrok-GPT, remind me what animal laugh can be represented with this onomatopoeia.
why doesn't he help gallardo? I thought the villeros helped each other.
HOYJUEGABUOCA
>>153655780>projection>complaining about anime posts on 4chan>projection againSeethe>>153655803he's busy making more people side with the government over the money laundering, and the "strike" that will be happening with the league
Don't fight. Both are seen internationally as clown languages. Castillian had a good run in the 17th century, thoughbeit.
>>153655720If your doc uses AI to prescribe your medicine punch him in the face.
>>153655219No equatorians in copalib
>>153655880you just realize that after you take babyberg back to the hospital and another doctor says it wasn't just a flu but actually severe pneumonia
>>153655765See? They do speak PortugueseSpiteful creatures, only babbling in castejano out of pride
vicentico on suicide watch
>>153655720>>153655880>>153655913Argentina allowing "doctors" to fraud their diplomas was a mistake yes
/int/ posting on /copalib/ is fucking cancer, you guys should ack yourself
Blogposting /int/bros... our response >>153656022?
When did dinos become better posters than colombians?
since the ninja poster got arrested
Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city.
The pato comeback is on
chilindios btfo
Boca will atropelate gimnasia in 14 bings
>>153656022/int/trannies can't control themselves when there are flags in sight.
>>153654869all that media garbage for a player who has done nothing for his country.
>>153656010It's real doctors doing that bro, they do it here too. If they used Google I wouldn't mind that, but ChatGPT just hallucinates too mind to be reliable. Lazy mfs.
>>153656212He smiled. That's all it matters.
goooooaaaal of san lorencho di almagro, lucas vietto puts the equalizer
FUCK
>>153656097this is officially an alaska thread now
que puerra es un "chivilcoy'?
>>153656288Three days left for the biggest (larger) star in Uruguay break(fast)out
Bareiro had his first cavani
>>153656353mmm my girl's gettin thickums
>>153656353i want her to grabar my junk iykwim hahahah
>>153655454Pathetic man is pathetic
>>153656353What body type is this?
>>153656419Sex
So basically: >Green teams = Faggots>Red+black teams = Real niggasIs this right Brazilbros?
>>153656455>botafogo>coxa branca>vitória>playboy
>bareiro
>>153656455Does Parana Clube actually have enough fans to be "of the people?"They are pretty new
Chilavert went off again
>>153656503How based this time?
>>153656499>they are pretty newParaná is a merger of two older clubs from Curitiba that were far less important than the big two but gained relevance in the 80s and won a few state championships. They inherited the supporters of these two clubs.
>>153656288Off course the congolumbian chicano is simping gordaska
>>153656522makes sense then. theyre like the new york mets
what is the best city to live in Peru?
>>153656535cochabamba
>>153656516
>>153656528congolombia is one of the most raped, feminized societies there is. if you dare say you don't find overweight women attractive, everyone calls you gay.
>>153656558I think you might just be gay
It's pretty sad that Directv only allow their stupid channel when you buy their stupid antenna that goes off every time that rainsWhy cant they offer a stream live service like Disney Plos?
>>153656548cringe
>>153656548>>153656516wait, that's not it. here it is.
>>153656528well i descend from starving indios of course i want a well-fed woman
how was that not a red
ELES TAO ROBANDO MEU BOKA
does anybody here in argentina or uruguay have the Directv satellite?
Kukelme spotted
>>153656558>if you dare say you don't find overweight women attractive, everyone calls you gayif you're a dirty costeño with not taste, sure.
So, we were talking about doctors and AI? some desembargador voted to free a rapist but forgot to delete his prompt from the document
>>153656573he spitting
>>153656658>pib fantasma: apocalyptic predictionslula sisters..
bareiro scores against players that have to work in the morningboca is saved
>>153656691yes plenty of people in areas where cable doesn't reach, people always joke about villeros who can't afford to put plaster on their walls but they have a satellite dish
>>153656749I was playing Geoguessr last week and I had a location I was 100% sure was Bolivia until I saw a Boca Juniors shirt. So I guessed near Salta but it turned out to just be near Buenos Aires, crazy shit
>>153656768Yeah, some parts are actual slums desu
>>153656749here as well but today not as much as in the past 10 years because every 30 or 40 days the companies put the channels down and you have to pay someone to update it for you who have acccess to those forums where they release update filesI'm talking about pirate satellite of course, do you think the villeros have money to subscribe to directv? I mean directv is not a service with poor people in mind
>>153656787I think there is a lower tier of DirecTV where you get channels for a few days instead of a month.
>>153656787>do you think the villeros have money to subscribe to directvthere are prepaid plans and they just put whatever money they can into it, I remember working at a drugstore and people would go charge some money before matches, just enough to watch it
>>153656768>100% sure was Bolivia until I saw a Boca Juniors shirt.That really prompted you to change your vote? That would make me even more confident it was Bolivia
>>153656787>I mean directv is not a service with poor people in mindWho do you think still watches television in current year?Just look at the Brazilian equivalent of DirecTV, Sky and where they advertise their service
This direcTV chat reminds me of how Argentina will get the world cup>Telefe shows 32 live matches>TV Publica gets 10 live matches>Directv gets the whole tournament, some exclusive matchesand TyC Sports gets FUCKING NOTHING. That channel is going to die in a few years, isn't it?
>chinos watch fulbo at tico tvkkkkkkkkkkkk vai se foderwhat's next? Telepito? VergaTV?
>>153656908???
greenflags would love those channels
>>153656930I'm too cultured for that, I only watch the BBC
Fernando Diniz es el nuevo entrenador de River Plate.
>>153657072what about bokita
>>153656795what about if you are middle class or upper middle class in argentina and want to buy directv? Those satellites are horrible they go out of work when it rains>>153656799>harge some money before matches, just enough to watch it>>153656852the thing is directv channel is exlusive to their satellite and they broadcast all narigao matchesEvil jews
We don't talk about bokita over here.
>>153657089Cavani es el nuevo entrenador/jugador de Boca Juniors.
>>153656528Just don't reply to him.
>>153657089They got a dutch trainerMr. Van Der Maar
Cavani would've missed that
2 goals are enough for a statue already
in a white bowl with black feijos in the canchablack beans country, no gold trophies, tired playersviralatas ran down fart smells in your dark nose
cavani buck broken you, all you can think of is about him, go back to tyc ig page so you can circlejerk there
>>153657200fuck off edi
Dino went back to being unbased. Didn't last long.
thanks for proving my point, boliviargie
Começou a bobageira
Terminou a bobageira. Thanks for coming.
Please don't miss the post bobageira stream
>rehydration breakhmmm...
>>153653971>prices are lowyou are still eating shit
>>153656419>What body type is this?lays with coke and an absolute disregard for fitness
>>153657435what's up?
>>153656558
>>153657442chicken butt!LMAO GIFTED
>>153652080I don't speak portuguese, please, I'll suck your dick
>>153657490vamos river btw
the two matches are so shit even the greenflag news poster hasn't posted anything
Marcelo Gallardo to Vasco. Fernando Diniz to River. Make it happen, copalib
>>153657549Who?
>>153657571done
>gallardo has the balls to step down>riquelme keeps telling the fans to eat cake
Cachaça sunriseblood shot assrealize we're born to fartso get the beans nigga
>>153657610There are two chairs, one with a dildo on it and one with a cake on it. You can either sit on the dildo chair and eat the cake, or sit on the cake chair and suck the dildo. Which would you choose?
Penaltis Sporting Cristal
Some news outlets are going with the story that the halftime talk was the reason Gallardo quit. The results were already bad enough, but what happened there was the straw that broke the camel's back, basically.What isn't being reported, is that there's a little whatsapp chat screenshot on twitter. It's more context as to why Gallardo suddenly left. Basically>Stefano Di Carlo (president) went to the training yesterday because he was being asked (by players? staff?) to sack him.>Gallardo explained that the players aren't responding, they're not committed, etc>Di Carlo reminds him that these are players he asked for>Gallardo says he needs a creative player and one more forward>Di Carlo reminds him that he already changed the whole team and the money would have to be spend in june>Gallardo decides that it's better to leave, "we won't make it to june">Di Carlo asks Gallardo to think about it, but his mind is already made up, with the manager feeling disappointed in his players
>benulties
>>153657732>>Gallardo says he needs a creative player and one more forwardkekJust 7 more refuerzosTypical con-man
who is this guy narrating Sporting Cristal penalties on ESPN?he screamGOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL on penalties
>You know what they call a Manaos de Pomelo in san pablo?>They don't call it a Manaos de Pomelo?>No, man, they speak Portuguese there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Manaos is.>What'd they call it?>They call it Mendoza de Banana.>Mendoza de Banana. What'd they call a Pepsi?>Pepsi is Pepsi, but they call it A Pepsinha
SAVE
>>153657777>Just 7 more refuerzos>Those digits
>>153657844>images (7)
wnat about Tevez career as a coach? Was just money laundering for Rosario Central?
>>153657732>>153657777One more bit of context from that chat>Gallardo is supposedly furious with Martinez Quarta, Acuña, Driussi and Colidio>Originally he wasn't going to quit and wasn't going to be sacked.>however, Gallardo feels like they "made the bed" as we say in Argentina (intentionally played like shit to get him sacked)>Gallardo's also annoyed that his protected player (Driussi) is injured all the time. He's pissed at Colidio half assing on the field. He's annoyed with Acuña's temper, and he doesn't see Martinez Quarta as a good leader>ultimately, he feels responsible because by this point, it's his team. But the big names just aren't responding to him.Shit situation desu
MAY 2 IS PEACHEATING
>>153657865He was ok at Rosarioa meme at IndependienteOk at TalleresNote that none of these were particularly good teams.
Sporting Cristal is bigger than Boca
>>153657875>a meme at IndependienteBullshit. If it wasn't for him Indebendiente would be in Nacional B. No one gives him the credit for that.
>>153657873That's crazy dude
>>153657777LA SEPTIMA
>>153657821idk but he based
Never in doubt
Bring me Jewmerdas
>>153658063I understand now why that other anon is so eager to watch san pablo tits
>>153657777>7 more refuerzos>7 quadsLA SEPTIMA INCOMING
>>153658063San Pablo bros must know that he is the plan B coach for River. If River dares to call him he's 100% gonna leave san pablo.
>>153658063Bring me your titpics
>>153658088>plan BCoudet is already the plan B. The plan A was Dominguez
>>153658088>plan BHeh, you could say that again
>>153658112Nuh uh, it's too late for Dominguez, he is already at mineiro. Plan A is Coudet.>>153658120Heh.
Brazilians call him "cudechi"
>>153658154we call him cu dê
>>153657866Should have pulled a Diego Martinez desu. In Huracan, not Boca lol>before joining Boca, Martinez was dealing with a seemingly terrible Huracan squad.>however, he found a fix. Get rid of the players who are seemingly half assing. 4 players (sauro, gudiño, lucas castro, garro) are removed from squad, with the club board approving *>Huracan improves enough to avoid relegation that year* getting Di Carlo to agree to something like this would have been tough
>>153658154And we call him "pechacho"
>>153658123Dominguez only had a verbal agreement with Mineiro, he was only hired for realz today.Globo reported that River tried to snatch him last minute offering twice Galo is paying
>>153658173the cock rapes the hen
>>153658168>gaston sauro Sad case desu. He was solid at Boca, left too soon for some Swiss team. Then he went to some meme MLS team and was eternally injured.
>>153658173A lot of fake shit is being posted due to Gallardo leaving River, like that whatsapp chat posted earlier.They did call him but it was too late anyway>offering twice Galo is payingThat is also fake because that would have made Dominguez earn a lot more than what Gallardo was getting paid, and that is completely unrealistic since Gallardo was basically the best paid coach in this side of the world.
The cats are having sex on the roof again.
>>153658275Anon, we're on the same side of the world...
>>153658412I'm trying to say he was absurdly well paid.
>>153658083my tits is similar to Crespo tits
>>153658412I'm trying to say you are black and ashamed of it.
>>153658427Can you prove it?
>>153658433Only if Sao Paulo win Paulistchão
Guess you can't.
I feel sad for the argentinian people in a few weeksAC/DC will rob their money. They are a walking zombie corpse
If AC/DC where all dead and someone displayed their coffins on stage they would still sell 5 Chango Mas outEISIDISI ES UN SENTIMIENTO PAPA