GOATviously >>153619960
First for the GOAT
>>153640022>poor jizzy. that was the first time he truly was outclassed mentally and physically
Izzys fat unc era
how long has the finn been manic?
>>153640546>Didn't watch the fightAgain, Jizzy got CAUGHT and was winning that fight. Jan DOMINATED Jizzy from start to finish... Jan also beat Pereira but you don't want to go there...
I need to Ezekiel choke a cute girl, bros...
>caught>dominatedWaddup playa!
>>153640604yeah but izzy lost and you mean jan tried to hug alex for 15 minutes
me to strickbro haters
Enough. Fucking. Said.
Fluffy should be cut
just how bad is geoff neal
Shota xisters….we’re gonna need our rape whistle for this one
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>ai slop
TKO executive chairman Vince McMahon took a poo on a woman's head
>>153640780Shota Sean still sharts out he dead daddy’s slop sadly
>>153640802Excellent post.
>>153640785This actually Halal if you've done enough good deeds and your dindeedu is high enough.
>he thought some random mexican was gonna get over on strickgod
We got some solcially maladjusted fuchs here. And tahts ok!
Pookakke’ing Kafirs is permissible. They are abeed and najis, daddies may do what must be done.
spammy has never seen the light of day
>>153640821I now remember RDR.. And /heem/ saying his le bjj would break Khamzat... smgdfh
>>153640850
Just bough my wife a new coatHow does xhe look?
>>153640903Ugly inbred freak! Oh shit monitor was off!
>>153640903Crazy thing is, those are the good guys
did rdr really flush himself heeming bo nickal? lol and this doo really called out strickchad.
>>153640945Strickland would rape de reddit just like fluffy lol
>more ai slop
Why didn't they put these symbols in Khamzat's shorts
>>153640966>gay wolf flag
>>153640981It's better than this cartoonish thing
>>153641011lol is he a teenager in the 2000's
Favorite Ridge Racer song? For me its Urban Fragments
>>153641011
Rumor is Conor vs moicano is in contract
>>153641073The contender has a name!
we cannot follow them
The women just can't keep their hands off of BEASTpuria
>>153641144What a man dime my boy is
>>153641144I’ve seen her take BBC
>>153641028collectors items now let me take you to my Tapout TM room
finna stricksplode on some hispanics today
>>153641144Damn that pussy nice
Tom Tom Tom Tommy Tom Tom Tom TommyOh what a bum Tommy you're such a bum bummyTom Tom Tom Tommy Tom Tom Tom TommyYou're such dumb dummy oh dumb bum Tommy
>>153640939Uhhh... bapa, Kadyrov has underaged wives... seems we owe Epdaddy an apology. he's one of us!!
Islam Makhachev's pretty pink nipples adorned with hoop rings
>>153641285Tremendous post
>>153640903>If you gonna tease me, you better be ready to PLEASE ME!!Poor Zatxista...
>>153640482you can just see the zest in those eyes. he can get IT!!
guys I just got msg from our Mexican heemer friend, it...doesn't sound good.>burrito salsa burrito, taco taco, empanada, dios mio
Look at these posts
>>153641323A staunch proposition
>>153641345Indeed sadly
>>153641285>STFU SLAMDADDY HAS BROWN POO TURD NIPPLE LIKE ME AND HE LOOK LIKE ME TOO
>>153641334thats terrible b
Redhead qt has a daughter
Hotwheels got heem'd
>>153641367
Fight Island II
>>153641367My will to live has ceased
>>153641144Why do athletes never learn They always go for the exact same type of WAG and it always ends poorly
>>153641405Topuria simply needs a beard whilst he runs around sucking cock wearing a cravat
>>153641367f
fucking hate fivey that smug little poof
If occasionally you find yourself eating 1 large meatlovers pizza that's perfectly normal, binge eating happens from time to time everybody loves a good feast for celebration. But my nigga, when you find yourself buying two large meatlovers pizzas with free delivery you need to seriously stop and evaluate your life choices and long-term health. That is straight up NOT okay, at allsowellforth and hencetoforth
And you'd do best to be conducting yourself more appropriately whithertoforth and hencetofor
>>153640482ClozaBLACKED sho' do love he Jondaddy!
>>153641532Post the screenshots where clozzy says he would have sex with that very clearly underaged girl. People forget man!
People forget man, clozzy is an actual fucking pedophile nonce
I'm doing it bros.Stamp is going to be promoting some combat gear or something in Bangkok this weekend at a mall. I bought a rose that was dyed brown.I'm going to proposition her for anal sex. Raw. Unprotected. Spit not lube. Wish me luck.
>>153641377what a dead nugget sized freak!
>>153641558I feel this way but about PvZ
Can you guys just be normal?
>>153641583we could have tied him up like a tether ball and heemed him back and forth, but alas, he's gone down that midget toilet to hell, hopefully Warwick Davis joins him soon
>>153641619There is nothing more normal than wanting to have anal sex with Stamp.
i see sneed is back on the pipe
>>153641619
>>153641659status report b
Kill yourself
>>153641662No one has mastered the shoulder strike as well as conor.
>>153641696For real on a Monday morning my nigger tf
this is what strickraped losing does to a nigga
>>153641741Was your mom strict or raped?
>>153641690All good now, G. Devastation wasn’t as extensive as previously thought. Thanks for axing.
>>153641766chatri moves in mysterious ways this news radiates the icicles of my heart b
>>153641662what did donald "dc" cerrone mean by this
dricus! dricus! dricus! we love.... DRICUS!!!
why do they keep letting toilet till fight?!
>>153641845mcgregoresque performance from are dazza
>>153641845sorry this is a StrickCHAMP board
>>153641913blanchfield general it pains me to say
brendan schaub has acquired the professional fighters league
Uh oh stinky!
How will /heem/ cope when Strickland stuffs Chimpmaev's takedowns, Chimpmaev gasses after 2, and Strickland jabs him for 3 rounds straight?
>>153641930Kek good screencap
>>153641938Strickland having any chance of beating Khamzat is heemtard delusion. It’s the same people who picked JDM
no one said that, stop making shit up
Canadian Brendan Allen is Middleweight's last hope
Kai Asakura has requested to be released from his UFC contract
you know what id like anal sex with Stamp
>>153642007many are saying this
>>153641845Why was the other guy fighting like a retard? Aren't those guys supposed to be the elite of MMA?
i cant be the only one who's a little worried there could be a terrorist attack at ufc fight night mexico: moreno vs kavanagh
>>153642053see >>153641766
Real ones picked JDM
Da lou was robbed
>hernandes loses>mexican civil war begins
>>153642053i unironically think about this often especially when poofc is in sheikhland
Dana just announced the event is cancelled and the fighters will have to reimburse the UFC for the pay they would have received.
>>153642296>Dana just announced the event is cancelledgod i wish
Natalia Silva
just remembered how bad gamrot is
>>153642490Arman lost to him KWAB
you now remember rafael dos anjos
I need Strickland's heem webm thank you
>>153642525and people consider arman a championship prospect lmaoooo
>>153642590
>>153642658seething beaner lmao
OHHHHHHHH
>>153642053honestly I've been clutching my brendan schaub grapple buddy at night in tears. What if, just what if Mexico disappears? No more tacos, no more burritos! NO MORE GUACOMOLE! I COULDNT TAKE IT
was writing Moreno a heartfelt email to tell him how I sympathize with his situation and that I'm also trans then remembered he's never seen a computer before, this day just keeps getting worse
>>153641662He has to brute force another hair transplant. He simply must. Baldnor was never good.
I don't get why Cowboy just looked like he showed up to lose in that fight, I mean I know that's why he was there but he didn't even try a damn thing
>>153642987he only got 40k and he didn't even want to be there, he's a mental midget
Some fighters actually don't exist and are auto-generated.
>>153643148Schaub talked about this in the Thiccboy podcast
>>153642525only unanimously
Sean is the man to beat khamzat.
>>153643325with his anus
how does any self-respecting MW show up skinnyfat when DDP and Costa fight in the same division?
>>153643370just not professionals, b.
>>153643325Him beat off, yeah
>>153643370fluffy probably beats poosta
R. Chimaev will suffer an injury (anal) from his Kadaddy before letting Strickster get ahold of him
>>153643370Weed
>>153643407Nah Costa digs to the body too much
>>153643370those guys suck ass
>>153643370>Costa
>>153643423not anymore
Good to see fighters like fluffy who are smiling and touching gloves every round like shit is sweet but Strickland is a cold blooded Aryan Nazi who don't play that gay shit
they should jsut put strickland vs imavov oh you have a problem with "goat fuckers"? cool take the french one if you are really about that shitbitch
canadians are so fucking stupid
>>153643613
Volk still ducking Diego Lopes. Bitchass.
>>153643468He was doing it against kopoolov
>>153643672Tbf Prime Usman was a world class competitor
>>153643672This Usman was an monster when he didn’t decide to fence stall
Trump vs Chandler on the white house card is reportedly under contract negotiations
>>153643672How would Usman fare in Middleweight?
>>153643672No nonsense Keith Peterson is the best in the bizz
Trump will be debuting PowerBRAP at UFC Paedo House, winner gets a golden diaper
ozempic peith
>>153643207Why is the dude holding pads doing more work than Schaub? His arms are more extended than schaubs.. What is this particular exercise trying to simulate or prepare you for in a fight? The uppercut form is like a 45* degree bend at the elbow. Even 90* degree uppercuts land only 1% of the time. Maybe Schaub's working on a new parrying system where you punch the opponents hands as they're trying to strike you?
im terrified
>>153643792Look that shit knocked out cro cop so shut the fuck up basically
>>153643785I hope notWe need Zatsissy to win....xhe really needs that diaper for xher prolapsed porkhole
Nigger
>>153643580He already beat him decisively across 5 rounds, not just 3. And it wasnt some rebok era win, it was a main event post covid in 2023.Khamzat could fix this if he wanted to and just fight Imanov but he and his manager just came out and confirmed they are DUCKING imavov b-b-because le culture and muslim le brotherhood
>UFC White House: O'Malley vs Yan II
>>153643843
>>153643834Wrong. That was a fully extended heem. He's doing this padwork post-fight career and it's simply gay and not helping anything. Certainly not helping a return to combat sports
>>153643845heeminder imavov had a full camp and strickland was short notice
>>153643845nah, fuck that! that was before strickland even fought jizzy. and imavov has won 5 in a row since then. whilst strickland has lost 2 title fights since then.
Dan hooker said it was just a prank.
>>153643845I HATE DUCKS
heeminder allen would have beat imavov if he had more than a single braincell and went back to the well on bodylock takedowns instead of spamming shitty shots from out of range
costa haters finna out soon
>>153643874Don't question the methods b. Schaub would dog walk the majority of the division nowadays. Dana has run a coordinated disinfo campaign to ruin The Hybrid
Shitmavovs best win is a guy that got picreled
What's your favourite BLACKED MOMENT in the UFC
>>153643883>>153643893I want to see Imanov vs Khamzat. But you're blocking out the main brutal fact of this particular situation. Khamzat is refusing to fight Imavov. As much as you don't want it to be true.. Both he and his manager said they aren't fighting Imavov, they want Strickland vs Hernandez winner. So even if they rematched and Imavov won, Khamzat's not fighting him lol.
>>153643971
>>153643971When Daddysanya’s black mamba spanked and spunked PeRoevWade and xer AGPkins into terminal BBC addiction
>>153644010He's retarded now?
Movsar, Arman and Imavov are all really similar in that they all probably deserve a title shot but they don't have any truly impressive performances, and retards will swear that the champ is terrified of them and ducking.
>>153644051The UFC doesn’t want any of those guys to be next, it’s that simple. People massively overestimate how much control champs have over their defences.
>>153644051This is a generational run.
Arman's loss to Gamrot was generational.
chills... alGOAT will face the great Benson Henderson on the cejudo vs faber card. heeminder RAF is streaming on amazon now so someone will probably stream it. yeah we watch that crap now.
>>153643749Uncman on short notice sent the current mw champion to the hospital.
>>153644051Arman has done a good job outside of fighting. When he does return it's guaranteed to be a big fight. Movsar and Imavov are retards who have shat their own careers down the toilet.
>>153644081
>>153644101I'll be watching! We all will!
gentlemen, the infamous zutting
And so I wake in the morning, and I step outsideAnd I take a deep breath, and get real highAnd I scream at the top of my lungs "WHATS GOING ON?"And I say HEEEEEEEEEEMMMM, I say "Heeee~eem, What's Going On?"
Ciryl. Fucking. Gane.
Who is the biggest shill for the ufc on the roster atm?
>>153644291Renato Moicano, without a doubt
>>153644333Him or Iron Michael Chandler
Drink up bros
>>153644403Here’s one to joy and the raptures of futurity.
If they had a time machine, how would Vikings fair in the UFC. The real OG vikings, not the wyt boy fantasy vikings.
Andy Aspinall told me that Iran is getting bombed within the next 24 hours
Tom has developed a hearing injury after a bomb exploded on tv (sadly, he could not see the explosion)
>>153644166usman legit won that
Can't wait for Khamzat to break strickraped, it will be glorious
>>153644403
Counting or not counting gang violence?
StrickBEAST rapes Khamzitt
Usdaddy had strickgaped fartin on it!!
>>153644769Still seething, huh Juan?
>>153644827Are you really gay? I always thought Usman would have beaten Israel.
>>153644827Let's be real, Muhammad. Strickland pieces Usmeng up at 185.
Cumsplat was REACHING DEEP with xher throat for Usdaddy
>>153644880Usdaddy had a close fight with the MW GOAT.Shota’s second father du piggy got raped.
>>153644879this was the most disturbing ko in ufc history
170 strickbum? total bum185 strickbum? elite fighter
>DDP after fighting StrickBEAST vs. DDP after fighting Cumsplatlol LMAO evenKadyrov's sissy wife just can't fight i fear.....
Khumshart washes Kadaddy's balls with his oiled cleft lip
>>153644885MMMMMm mmmMmm. Zatbussy can suck a golf ball through a straw!
People really think this tdd is stopping Khamzat
>>153645034dricus has retard strength
>>153645034Yes, since Cumsplat's goatfucker head will me mince meat by the second round already and they will call the fight
>>153645055So does Khamzat he was picking Dricus big ass up and ragdolling him
>>153644908Jones was more active
>>153645034Diddy did that to Cumshot as well btw
>>153644908
>>153645090yes but cumshot was panicking in the brief 2 second stand up in round 5if dricus had petr yan tdd he would go full jon jones
>>153645112DDP’s offensive grappling is good but it’s still nothing compared to Chimaev. He took Sean down 6 times
>>153644103>heh it's over Usman I have the wrestling adv->*backs up*just back up bro, it's not even hard.
>>153645034Goddamn MW is such a joke.
What are you nuts you do not come to heem.com and talk to a man like Bobby Green like that
>>153645213Bobby Green fucks his "dad". Look into it
I make clozzy's mommy lick my ass yeah that bitch nasty, fat lonely poopy bitch eat that shitty butthole for a real bbc daddy
>>153645182looks delicious
The poopy piggy doesn't fall far from the dingleberry tree in your family eh clozzy?
>>153645283So does Strickgaped.
not one fight worth paying attention to on this weeks poofc. not one.
>>153645602Yeah all bullshit
damn
Nigga look like Justin Gaethje
>>153645701mmm tito's churro in my mouth!
>>153645701Tito this is my third time asking for a water I dont want that
>>153645182what's the average IQ of this table?
>oh nah b *coughs* it's not too spicy, uh *coughs*
>>153645182Fuckig kek this always gets me
This wop knows absolutely no heem but calls himself an expert lmao
>>153646078You have to be a NYC Italian to watch this guy. He’s annoying as fuck and acts like he’s the supreme knowledge in MMA. Changes his mind constantly and rarely acknowledges when he was wrong. At least betfags like that British kid will admit they had a horrible week
WEWANTPICKS
Who the fuck are these doos y'all watch like hoenstly? Get an loife wtf Im not watching lil Jimy Buttfuck talk about UFC
>>153646098talmbout lucrative james? he had a max bet on del valle lol
if you watch mma youtubers kill yourself
>>153646120
>>153646120I watch before bed sometimes. There are a lot of MMAfags on youtube. Free heem content
>>153646120bodified those retardoids
>>153646120stat diggers is good give it a shot tonight
>>153646120When I want to feel like an absolute loser I read canadian posts.
>>153646133I like ti fade them for gambling purposes
>>153646198
ti fade these nuts
>>153646205What a, dare I say it, handsome young man.
The Undisputed Interim Heavyweight Champion of the World is a proud MMA Guru fan
Champ Camp in session.
>>153646322Soon to be three time interim heavyweight champion Cyril Gane.
>>153645881Tito these are dildos not churros
Watching Ciryl Gane fight is like watching a beautiful woman make love to your penis.
>taira pulled outLmao.
the cartel has set fire to the octagon
UFC Mexico: Octagano Fuego
Noche UFC del el Yogurt
Jeff "Nemesio" Molina
Clozzy's mom was part of a massive "pump and dump" operation involving dozens of Somalian men
UFC Juarez: Culo Caliente
Demetrious "Mighty Nemesio" Johnson
UFC Houston: Jalisco New Generation Cartel
BREAKING NEWS: Dana hasn't answered his flip phone...
>>153646108Can’t stand those guys. Try too hard to be >le quirky and that Angelo fag makes too many bad sex jokes
stop it
>>153645198it’s so much better than it used to be 185 has always had the thinnest talent pool besides hw
>>153646734There are very few natural middleweights
>>153646723LITTLE MIJO YOU'VE SURVIVED!
>>153646723me to the cartels
inb4 tps for all of mexico
The strikes are happening tonight
What do you think your mom would say if she was alive to see you gorging yourself on two large meatlovers pizzas?Thought for food.
Has Sneed really been tormenting clozzy too, please say it's not true porked-cord bros :'(
>>153646723Stay safe b you madder to us here. Respectfully.
>>153646399proofs?van vs kape will be a banger
Now is Dana's chance to show he's a man of the people and cancel the card and withhold all fighters' pay
>>153646955isn't mexico city relatively safe tho
>>153647009NOT ANYMORE I FRIGHTFULLY FEAR
Quick rundown on this whole Mexico situation?
>>153647067el machiavelli got killed
>>153647067The military killed a cartel kingpin and it started a war basically. Guadalajara is ground zero. Some reports saying thousands are dead
>>153647084And so what, they're just scattering attacking at random like an insect colony until they find his replacement?
many areas reporting incidents of baby leg kicks and taco farts
>>153647067Mexican military killed a cartel head and narcos started chimping out
>>153647167you have a better idea?
>>153647229Coordinated attacks on the Mexican govt?
I'm thinking kavanagh will heem moreno
>>153647229Prolly coulda done
>>153647272fight's off, keep up champ
this saturday i will get to tell my great grandchildren that i lived to see the worst ufc card ever created
>>153647277forfeit is a heem
>>153646723
for me it's the YAMMA PIT
I'm kinda bored tho lowkey
Cutman tate heroically saving everybody on the arena by falling on a grenade thrown by a cartel sleeper agent (joe rogan)
andrew > cutman
GSP has said Jews are behind the dismissal of fasting as the fountain of youth
>>153646720DOWNLOAD OUR APP!YAAAAHOOOOOOOOO
Waaaathup playa!
>>153647572miss johncheckcheck
is that the polish bbc stalker johanna johnhaychik
joanna fridgecheck
>>153647633There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like her.
I wonder if a girl has ever dressed like that and accidentally sharted then earned an embarrassing nickname like "streaks malone" or "reese's river"
heembros.. box heemed us
>>153647713sean o'malley is not a star
>>153647726Neither is whoever that other guy is
>>153647726Just looked up their Instagrams and sean has double the amount of followers
>>153647713Yeah and this bitch ain't going to do ahit about itThe fighters had a hundred chances to make things better for themselves and they as group chose to roll over for the UFC every time The only guy who actually acted on what he was talking about was Ngannou
>>153647822maybe ask some of them niggas for a donation then
Didn't realize Suga Sean was a broke reddit bitchSad!
If Sugar Sean is broke what hope do I, an broke reddit bitch, possibly have in this loife? What hope do any of us hear have?
Im only temporarily broke
Reminder that UFC contracts are so predatory the UFC get a percentage of any business a fighter starts while under contract and these dumb motherfuckers still signed them
kek Sugar Sean fell for the ol Dana TUF speech! WHAT A GOOF!
>goes life and death with Ching Chongthat'll be 15 million Dana
UFC 346: Gane vs Tetris
Fun fact Paddy Pimplett and Connor Benn had the same roid doctor
conor benn got gifted the shambling skeletal corpse of chris eubank jnr and won $15 mil
>>153647953Wait didn't he lose to Eubank
funny part is that ufc wont make a return on the conor ben fight. its pretty much $15m in the bin to strong arm eddie hearn and the other promoter guys.
conor "the notorious" benn
Stop discussing boxing on /heem/
>>153648019Tom Aspinall would slap the shit out of you for saying that.
>>153648046*poke*
candyland Joseph
>>153647977The thing about fighters pay is that the UFC could absolutely be paying guys 8 figures and make profit, they can just get away with paying fighters a whole lot less and pocket that money for the execs. The split of the proceeds that UFC fighters get is absolutely pathetic compared to literally any other sport in the world. Fucking cricket players are taken better care of lmao
Joseph TruckJonathan LorryJoshua VanJames Bus
>>153648148shut up bitch
these bums should be infected with a poison and forced to fight for the antidote they've been getting too big for their britches with these fancy reebok deals and venum condoms now they are a bunch of soft faggot cans
>>153648148>>153648156
>>153648156*heems you*who's the bitch now?
>>153648296OOOOOH MY GOODNESS!
stricklel is the only one with a real chance at beating khamzat.whichever jew who decides to book these matches should pass the tiul sho from imavov over to stricklel, he will win the belt again and then hopefully stricklel geta cut from the ufc forever this time
El Chapo El Mencho El Iaquinta
>>153648350p4p best real estate agent baybay
Canada just posted the frontrunner for mma KWABOTY
El kwabo
you guys realize the drug war is a 6 hr drive from the el apex right?
>>153648350>Called "El mencho">Middle name is Ruben>Rumored dabble in cannibalismI am noticing>>153647633feet
the cartel will crown a new king, dana blanco
>>153648520what incentive would the cartels/cabal have on ending the fights b? they lost on strickland, they arent shutting down. talmbout psyops n fights b
>>153647713MMA fighters cucked out to Dana and his merry band of long-nosed misfits ages ago. Fuck everything the UFC and its affiliates do, and fuck the fighters for not unionizing like the should have ten years ago. Inshallah, Ari and company will burn in the flames of hell.
Note to self: "El" Abus (?)
I fucking hate this dumb faggot monkey so much
>>153648628Time to get revenge on the Gay Boston Mafia
>>153648700Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>153646167>see this comment >find stat diggers on youtube >theyre talking about fighters milking each other jesus christ fuck off
>>153646352three?
IT'S UP!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QLkYGgF2WQ
Dana Blanco RAPED by Paramount?!?!?!
>>153648819when did that happen
Juan de soya
>>153648826after the first one
>>153648821Why is this fat fuck posting videos at 6am
>>153648821Worked
>>153648842pigru is hangry for some fried somali soseg roll I declare with dread and Achmud's shoppy just opened
I just dabbed on you
No, for real bro. This dudes name is Pinas and he’s a KILLER bro
>>153648678this GSP was in before the Reebok deal, everyone after got fucked very badlyAverage salaryNHL: ...................$3,500,000NFL: ....................$2,700,000UFC ..........................$68,448brutal
You don't really believe Strickland can beat Khamzat, you're just Islamophobic
>>153649063no I'm not I just hate muzzies
StrickKING is going to send kumshat back to Kadypapi's shitty black sea rape island
>>153649063what if i do believe stickland can beat khamzat but i am also islamophobic? never thought of that huh einstein?
frogfag just got heemed back to bitch pond
heh einstein like he's jewish that's hilarious
>>153649142is this the impersonator?
>>153649142>i do believe stickland can beat khamzatNo you don't.
can we just skip Strickland vs Imavov 2 and go straight to Strickland vs Imavov 3?
Rampage vs Wanderlei 5: The War to settle the score
>>153649206i know a league
>>153649156Yes. He won’t stop impersonating me.
>>153649206>>153649243this has to happen, for the good of MMA. Luke Rockhold vs Yoel Romero 2 on undercard
follow them? we dont do that
Ortiz vs Liddell 4: Cantina Combat
Chuck Liddell's BBQ
>>153649276Free. Punch. Drunk. Bowling. With. The. Purchase. Of. Any. Punch. Cocktail.
Chuck thanks for that story I didn't understand your arm is on fire
what has become of gane?
*sigh*
Gone
Gane is bringing peace to Mexico right now
tom screwed tomfearsadness
been learning about this hitler guy they say he only had one ball
Here today, Gane tomorrow
Timid.Tattered.Tom.
>>153649380literally who
gane, waldo, tallison... and a kid named petrino skyrocketing up the charts. this is the most stacked heavyweight has ever been.
yall not ready for the Cable TVson era
>>153646078Say it to his face, my boy trains
'za'
>>153649533a chain and a gay ass ponytail two things for me to grab ahold of while i shove a hasbulla size turd down his throat and that's science
>and that's science
jordan leavitt bros where we at?
>euronews: President Gane is currently in talks with several members of UN including President Trump, President Shienbaum and PM Carney about ongoing conflicts in Mexico.
can anyone explain to me why this kavanaugh guy is getting to fight moreno as a main event after having 3 ufc fights against literal whos, losing his last fight? it might be the most unwarranted/unexpected matchup of all time.
>>153649626Short notice replacement
>>153649639they couldn't find anyone else? dat doo ain't even ranked.
>>153649046GSP hasn't had white sex since 2003
>>153648678>>153647713>>153648678>>153647807It's an opportunity and privilege to fight for the UFC the biggest mma organisation in the world it is not a right.
here's the fuckn thing you guys
>>153649626top 5 eye test power level among active ufc flyweights
>>153649626Because they both suck
>>153642019It's middleweight, everybody is retarded there.
>>153649983dont talk about abus like that
OK but seriously tho Strickland has the best chance at taking the belt from Khamzat and here's why:1. Khamzat has mid striking abilities, his offense is meh and so is his defense. Sean on the otherhand has great standup and a great chin plus with his newlygained finishing ability, he has absolutely everything he need to beat Khamzat.2. The top UFC brass definitely wants to get rid of Khamzat because of his inactivity. So, if Sean wants to teep n jab his way to decision, the judges most definitely leans toward giving Sean the decision win.
GHow are people working themselves in to thinking that Khamzat won't just take someone down 0.001 seconds in to the round AGAINThis is like the 4th time in a row that this has happened
>>153650109bappa, he went to war with Gilbert who's a former lightweight. Unless Strickland have absolutely terrible TDD (which he doesn't) I can safely say he does at least have a chance to win.
>>153650126ok why tf does he looks like mcgoob here lmao
>>153650135In a welterweight fight years ago. Strickland got fucking folded by zaleski if you wanna go there
>>153650135>he went to war with Gilbert who's a former lightweightYou said that when he fought Usman and Whittaker and DDPGuess what Strickland is also a formed Welterweight And guess what the same shit is going to happen
Usman statistically was proven to have the best takedown defense in the UFC and he still needed Khamzat to gas to go even with him
>>153650088So many cute pics of Gina and this is what you pick?
>>153650148Usman was mauling Khamzat by the end of the fight. Sure he got taken down but nothing was done to him. One more round and he'd have heemed.
OOOHHHH
>>153650148Usman and Whittaker are both elite, b, of course he'd went to war with them. Anyone whos not a bum would go back and forth with those guys.
The comeback is on Colbybros
>>153650088Strickraped is so fucking shit Khamzat takes him down once and its over lmao
Kamaru Usman will not be fighting for the Welterweight title
>>153650368GOATry got next
>>153650353colBEASTIN 25/8
>>153650368>for some reasoni can think of a few
Where did this consensus that Usman is a shit fighter comes from? the way some mouthbreathers talk about him here, you'd think he is a unranked bum and not a former champ with 5 title defenses
>>153650445He got older. Kinda cringe.
back in my day we called him snoozeman
He killed his own manager by ducking a guy he fought twice so hard. I can't respect that.
Pooptoja is a weak little sissy No heart bitch made
unless someone else bakes a new one just letting you all know it will be a bones thread>>153650126>gif
>>153649626They saw your post and booted him out of the main event
jon > tomjon > ngannoujon > alex
>>153649626Spoke to Hunter and the UFC top brass and we've made some changes. Sorry we fell short and we will do better moving forwards
>>153650625the difference is I was saying this while the entire thread was sucking toms dick
>>153644879It's a shame that the going the distance video got deleted. It was hype as fuck.
blaydes vs hokit
>>153650674Is Blaydes the GOAT Gatekeeper?
>>153650551Squirt n' squeal for ya Jondaddy!
When the Cartels are finished with the self-culling a super cartel will be born that will heem all of North America
The ufc is so washed. Reyes vs Walker is a headline fight announcement for 327. What are we even doing here bubba?
The Hunt for "El Schaubo"
Merab = MufasaYan = ScarUmar = Simba
Schaub ruined all discussion pertaining to Cro cop or K-1, he also kickstarted the daddy meme and therefore ruined this general
OH MY BO-IENCE!! Can you say FOTY?! Can you say WBS?! Can you say WWG1WGA?! Bo "GOAT Athlete of All Time" Nickal vs Colby "Racist MAGA Patriot" Covington on the WHite House Lawn!! I'd ask if you're hyped but this is the ICU and you just had a heart attack, WOOOOOOO!!! :eggplant: :fire: :eggplant: :100: :fire: :fire:
>>153650767He runs this shit
I got three doses of schaub mma this week!
>>153650767hmm interesting what exactly did he do to ruin (discussion of) cro cop?
blaydes vs hokit is the fight to make desu
Schaub alcohol and stimulant protocol
>>153650767Are you a former little league baseball umpire by any chance?
Schaub is the Fighting pride of Turkey a descendant of Constantinople
People make fun but twerking is unironically fantastic for your lower back and hips. It's why you see all professional boxers doing it.
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>>153640546im genuinely so sad that izzy is so washed now man that izzy vs alex 2 fight is prob my fav fight of all time like watching it live was insane
>>153651024Didn't know Mike Brown got down like that mmm
>>153651028Hitting the dwerk for the Lafeyete Leyenda
>>153640482Gooby update
>>153651079>>153651091What do you offer a man who has everything?
>>153651146Kek
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>>153651189>>153651189>>153651189>>153651189New
>>153651165>>153651191/bones/? give me that
