Game of the year edishPrev >>153659177
>>153662415the better team won
>>153662430I like you leaf, have a nice day
>>153662430Based good sport leaf
>>153662430I'll be the judge of that!
a cute kippers sat next to me on the train two days in a row
>>153662415okay guys, the international break is over. we can stop talking about the chudlympics now and focus on the real nhl action resuming tonight
What's the game of the day?
no one knows what a kippers is dumbass
>>153662430Nate MacKinnon will be the judge of that
I'm doing my best to keep the swede in the other threads bros, I feel responsible because of my reckless (You) farming efforts.
>>153662465Newfags begone
Avs better start a long win streak or I'm finna rage and seethe.
In retrospect....he got lucky.
I ain’t leavin bitch
Is an Elias Pettersson trade actually possible? Would love to see him gone but there simply isn't a GM really retarded enough to pull the trigger.>“Carolina has never stopped showing interest,” Kypreos wrote. “Detroit and Los Angeles also have a need for a top-six centre and are seeing if a Pettersson deal can work for them.”
>>153662465t. newfag zoomer who never lurked
>>153662460Tampa Bay vs Laffs
>>153662480Based. Fuck ICE
>>153662482>“Carolina has never stopped showing interest,”The American equivalent of Toronto in trade rumors.
>>153662465gotta love when tourists speak with authority
So r/hockey is an unusable front page of reddit tier nightmare huh(First time visiting)
No one can see the puck retard
>>153662502Randy will be malding when my Islanders get him for peanuts
>>153662482it's been like 2 years since he was producing like an $11m player
>>153662512Why don't they just make the puck neon orange?
>>153662415god I wish AI wasn't a thingI want to like this because of how well done it is but anymore I automatically assume hand-drawn takes of photos are just AI slop
>>153662473feels so fucking good to see you start pretending that you were just farming (You)s, dogwalked bitch
>>153662536What if they made it white to nuke all newfags
>>153662544I made this hockey song with A.I, do you hate it as well? I bet you wont even listen to it cowardhttps://youtu.be/gMNB8BqAJdY?si=tA7mBNGHFBpjb682&t=59
>>153662482he look like a full developed sedin brother
>someone who actually got the jab is pretending he has any authoritylol
>>153662473>>153662552Ok you two make up and kiss now
>>153662558cant unheard it now. Is moby a fraud?
>>153662572Yes :(
>>153662430We'll rake you last, leaf
>>153662552>pretendingThat's number 18
>>153662565Ew why would I kiss a fag, I only kiss straight men.
Casual here. Is this guy Celebrini better than Bedard?
>>153662607Yes; by miles
>>153662607no. bedard has won championships before getting to the nhl while celememey hasn't won shit
>>153662618He won our hearts
>>153662580you're gonna keep seething about this when you're in bed later and that makes me happy
>>153662607Yes Bedard is still a growing young boy. Celebrini already made Canadian Olympic roster.
>>153662607Celebrini looks like a generational player you build your franchise around, unlike soft offense-first points babbys which were most of the first overall draft picks in the last decade
>You'll be thinking about me in bed later
i crushed 2 kids in the waterslide today
>>15366262920
>>153662629Sounds gay
#team swedenamerica likes thinking about guys in bedGAYYYYYY
went to get my beginner's licence today but i failed the eye test. not joking.
>>153662661What were your analytics like?
>>153662661THIS NIGGA AHHHHH NEEDS GLASSESXDXDXDXDXSXDXD
>>153662661Parents needed to tell you not to stare at the sun.
>>153662661When I got my drivers liscense I didn't know how to turn on the blinkers and shit I had to ask my mommy in front of the black lady test giver, after we annoyed her fiddling around, she said fuck this we gotta get this going and I passed that shit.Mess with the bess, die like the ress
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
>can’t drive at 30 years old
>>153662665Highly rated by Kyle Dubas
Imagine if he played
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
>>153662661I've been driving for twenty (20) years
>>153662661>i cant see the puck
>>153662726UNC AS NIGGA
>>153662679>>153662700>>153662718Finland keeps winning, Sweden keeps losing
>>153662730True. You'll be an unc before you know it, nephew.
>>153662661my driving instructior told me there was no way i would pass,but i may get lucky. Got lucky but crashed my moms car the day after
>>153662715that was all dumb mind games
>>153662715It would have been a season ending injury if he didn't practice semen retention
How long do you guys wait to get driver's licenses these days? I started driving while I was still underage b&
>>15366274218 yo hag19 yo unc
>>153662740Fuck you, i'm better than you>>153662756I have a drivers licence, americans shouldn't have them. Too stupid.
>>153662768Do you know Teddy Blueger?
>>153662779romania has cars?
>>153662796They have neighbors who leave theirs unlocked
>>153662779literally a civilized people map
>>153662768Isn't your country worse than Russia?
got hongcouver food for lunch bro's
>>153662768I've been driving for longer than your entire life young junior
>>153662843You got fentanyl for lunch?
>>153662853fentanyl tso's
>>153662779Indian guy in latvia recently caused a heavy truck and bus collision>>153662783Yeah, latvia just a villageHockey is lame also
>>153662848Unc is especially vulnerable to crash. Dementia is not treatable.Team usa though, good.
>>1536626075 years from now and Bedard wouldn't even go first in a redraft of his own draft class. 5 years from now and Celebrini would be the choice of every single GM if they could pick any one player to build their franchise around.
>>153662889it's hard engaging in banter with someone who most likely has a perm
NHL IS BACK TONIGHT Time for SWEDISH REDEMPTION!
>>153662915weren't you in finland before? why did you defect?
>>153662915Is Leo playing tonight? Hopefully the Olympic break was enough time to recover from his injury.
>>153662933God I hope so it's been so long
>>153662948They should have left it as Utah Hockey Club
>>153662915for me it's lucas raymond, so swedish redemption begins tomorrow.
>>153662914I'm the one with 40 iq points on you. You probably actually watch hockey.
Da Blackhawks :)
>>153662835Tf is going on in Lithuania?
>>153662415I wish they'd actually make the NHL video games good. The new one is legitimately worse than they've been over the last ten years.If you play a single player career, the only way to progress is to score two or more goals a game, never take an offside or icing call, and constantly check the shit out of every player on the other team. But it's nearly impossible to achieve all of that because you start out slow as fuck and you can't gain XP for your speed stat in games except by preventing icing calls on your own team, which never happens because you're slow in the first place. It's like they engineered it to be so fucking boring and frustrating that absolutely no one plays it and they can finally cut it from the game in favor of going all in on the Ultimate Team Skinner Box.
>>153662992Lithuanians
donnie trump got all the fellas mcdonalds lmao
>>153663020imagine the smell
>>153662974>I'm the one with 40 iq pointsgrim
>>153663020Doesn't get more American than this. And of course Reddit is finding a way to seethe about this
>>153663020>No vegetarian optionsOrange Hitler
>>153663020Is there no glassware in the Whitehouse?
>>153663032they're such losers. i wouldn't care who the prez was.
>>153663047i tried their veggie burger once. it was as bad as you'd expect.
>>153662974You're so high iq you decided to be the hockey contrarian in a hockey general thread on an anonymous image board. Truly, a titan of intellect.
>>153663020It was funny the first time he did it, now it's just trashy. Our president has zero class or taste
>>153663020Imagine winning Olympic gold only to be rewarded with a quarter pounder on a paper plate.
>they're such losers. i wouldn't care who the prez was.
>>153663080He's doing it to rile up elitists like yourself, and it's working.
>>153663020He knew the boys were hungover from Miami
>>153663052Says the country that went out a loser
>>153663103>went out a loserA Silver Medal is no small feat.
>>153663080He has to do it the first time because of the government shutdown. The Whitehouse chefs weren't present
>>153663032>Doesn't get more American than thisThey're drinking water.
>>153663081yeah I'm sure the hungover millionaires would have been way more dazzled by the richfag cuisine they normally eat
>>153663110>Small feat
>>153663098You're not getting a green card Ranjeet
>>153662473You're a faggot loser
>>153663020>ywn eat a fast food slop meal with TrumpFeels bad
>>153663020>meme about Trump doing the McDonalds buffet again>he actually does it>reddit seethesI’m starting to think he lurks here
>>153663133the guy literally eats mcdonalds all the time what do you mean
>>153663131>he thinks the conman cares about himSAD!
>>153663143Sarrrr he lurk here saaarrr
sometimes i forget about bud's twitter. then i'll check it and be utterly bewildered that he posts 100 times a day with zero interaction
Matthews won.
/hoc/ looks cute today :)
>>153663163i kek every time he tweets about getting no interactions. he actually asks people if they can see his posts kwab
Sometimes I wonder if my posts show up when I get no (you)'s.
>>153663126that doesnt even make any sense, are you a bot?
>>153662712sergio is 40 and can't drive.
uh oh, looks like the reddit neet refugees are starting to wake up
>>153663020Honestly would prefer White Castle if I was there
>>153663202This one did buddy :)
>>153663229>y-youre unemployed the irony
>>153663240I wish I had a white castle near me. I haven't had it forever. Is the frozen stuff they sell in grocery stores any good?
>>153663256>tfw WFH chad so I get paid to shit post inbetween the actual work I do
>>153663210Of course the concept of grace would fly over a loathsome dung eater's head
i've had back to back meetings since 8am this morning and I'm finally free for a little bit
>>153663301Meeting is when you shitpost or watch youtube dumbass.
>>153663301meetings are gay
>>153663262Doubt it’s any good, I tried the sliders from Trader Joe’s once and they were vile
>>153663287based, I'm shitposting from the office today but I work from home the rest of the week
>>153663313Just like my Islanders
>>153663298Yes, (You) are the type of person he is successfully baiting with the McDonald's meal
for me?It’s two McChickens and a large fry.
>>153663326And you are an Indian that doesn't belong in this country. You are actively eroding its values
>>153663311I've had to share my screen and talk the whole time :(
>tfw left the /hoc/ tab open during my screen share meeting
>>153663351Buffalo confirmed for never winning the cup
>>153663354We were discussing /hoc/. I work for Gary
>>153663336>y-youre a jeetkek okay bud, if that's all you got
>>153663351kwab
>>153663354If Vanessa from HR sees this: My place at 8 p.m tomorrow night babe
>>153663379Curse Vishnu and Modi
>>153663390idk who modi is, but okay sure
>>153663403You need to log off and develop a third IQ point
>>153663354So you're why SFW rules exist
>>153663412whatever you say junior
>>153663354>Mom found the /hoc/ drawer
>>153663440You can't call anybody junior when you don't know one of the most famous world leaders, you are literally a baby
slopdown was cancelled
>>153663453>Dad found the bodybuilding magazines
>>153663202have one on me, I've collected dozens off of two posters today
>>153663460saaaaar
how would pic related change the team USA roster
>>153663351>It's so empowering to lift up the greatest nation on earth on my shoulders that having to go play for a mere city is really depressingt. Connor HellebuyckWinnipeg in shambleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3CeLvZ9PKg
>>153663486makar, who was on the ice for both goals against in the game
>>153663486usa would bring makar and lose
>>153663460I had to look up who that was because I dont pay attention to brown counties. The guy calling me a jeet knows a lot about them though, curious.
>>153663513I'm actually somebody else who couldn't believe what he was reading. The ignorance of people these days is insane. You have no idea what's going on in the world and probably no ability to think. You're just going through the world watching streamers playing games and posting on 4chan. You're just not a sentient person, in all seriousness
>>153663486It would be extra retarded
>>153663465Alright /hoc/, would you rather have your dad find your bodybuilder magazines or your anime mug?
TRADE MATTHEWS!!I hope he gets loudly BOOed every time he gets on the ice until he gets off the ice.
>>153663475>>153663512>>153663513You're all Indian Kashmir patels now, you love your Hindus over there
>>153663525bodybuilder magazines
>>153663525Magz, at least he would think I’m teying to get buff and not a faggot
>>153663525my dad already found my mug and outed me to the entire family
>>153663525anime mags
>>153663486Trade is one for one. Alberta for Minnesota.
>>153663513>A-Actually I only don't know anything b-because I'm a heckin ebic racist and stuff!!!Being intelligent and knowledgeable is white culture actually
>>153663519chill bro, this is the internet. sometimes things are said just for the sake of bants
Hoping Canadian players on every NHL team give Matthew Tkachuk some extra attention.Every single game.
>>153663576>im a retarded fag>it's just bants broEverything wrong with zoomers summed up
>>153663565White culture yes, American culture sadly notI'm moving to Norway. fuck these mutts
>>153663590wow heated
>>153663511>>153663512>>153663522would anyone else on this list make team USA
>>153663592I have bad news for you if you think Norway is any different. I have a friend who went to Oslo and said he almost never saw a white person. Not joking.Just stay and be the change you want to see.
>>153663565I'm sure youre a very intelligent boy, anon
If Morgan Geekie was on team Canada they would’ve won no doubt about it
>>153663596spurgeon because of guerin but none of the others
>>153663625If Cole Caufield and Alex Debrincat were on team USA they would have won anyways but they would have gold medals too
>>153663591>got zoomers in trouble with my shitpostingbased.
>>153663614Damn I thought you were capping>Oslo, the capital of Norway, has a population of approximately 724,000 as of 2025, with a highly diverse, urban, and young demographic. Roughly 33-35% of residents have an immigrant background, with Pakistani, Somali, Polish, and Swedish communities being the largest
>>153663614idk Oslo was very white when I was there
>Fries nowhere in sight>Tkachuk is eating a big mac with potato chipsTrump is getting really cheap now
>>153663596our big mistake was not taking a single quebecor alberta didnt contribute much
Do you think lobster is good to eat before playing in a hockey game?
>>153663719trb finally complete his burrito delivery, 'appy days
>>153663673>Pakistani, Somali, Polish, and Swedishsantino marella's hot daughter is somehow all of those things
>>153663673From what my friend told me those numbers are probably BS, I have no doubt our countries fudge these demographic numbers. He said it was mostly black, Indian and MuslimThis timestamp is a good examplehttps://www.youtube.com/live/_rgQQ89zND0?si=Ih5VdR6VoXFgeNpS&t=1945Everywhere in the West is like this now. There's no reason to leave America
>>153663691my friend told me the opposite, he said bergen was white but oslo was full of pakis
>>153663719I hope they are buffalo and sour cream chips
>>153663731matheson or chabot would have been good choices
>>153663738those look like napkins for the silverware, unfortunately
>>153663742>ishowspeed fan meetup>good exampleretard
>>153663843Do you think they all flew in, or were already there?Try thinking before you reply this time
>>153662661>licencefailed the spelling bee, too. I see.
I don't think Auston Matthews will be with the Toronto Maple Leafs next season. Nor do I think Brady Thachuk will be an Ottawa Senator. They have no clue how Canadians feel about Donald Trump.
>Matthews going mask off and just embracing full Trump despite having to return to TorontoPretty based
>>153662744My driving instructor told me he failed the last 4 people before me just before we took off. He let me pass anyway even if I sat too long at a green light. Didn't even have to parralel park lmao
>>153663870it's a concentration of brown kids because ishowspeed's audience is brown kids
>>153663877I got 2nd place at the spelling bee because I didnt know how to spell a spanish word but I knew how to spell the winners english word. The fix was in from the start.
>>153663915>teams letting go of captains because of political opinionsnot gonna happen pal
>>153663915They do. They just don't care. Most people don't care about other people's political opinions. Just you whiny faggots in your echo chambers.
>>153663961and they wonder why kids start walking the hallways with guns.
You would think reddit would have become more humble over time given how many times they’ve lost, not more aggressively retarded.
>>153663915Patrik Allvin with the high IQ play, trading Quinn Hughes prior to the Olympics to maximize his value before rabid Canucks fans ran him out of town.
>>153663964most intelligent post ITT
>>153663981kek'd
>>153663986If Redditors weren't retarded they wouldn't be Redditors
>>153663954What you're not understanding is that the fact that they're is the point. If I walk into Oslo and shout "all brownoids, come forth" and they come crawling out of the wood work, the response to that isn't to say "well you summoned them!!" it's to realize that they were there.You're also tricking yourself into believing that this a "concentration" and therefore a significant portion of the browns in Oslo, which is wrong. This is a small sample size
>>153663719>once in a life time chance to go eat mcdonalds with a pedo, so worth it america! xD
>>153664028*the fact that they're there
>>153663719>trump has to get mcdonalds one time because of a government shutdown>the boys loved it>now all sports guests demand the mcdonalds treatmenthow does he do it
>>153664038>pedosource?
I think Canada should start a Canadian only league. Show Trump and the United States that Canadian hockey players don’t need the millions they get playing for and against United States teams in the NHL. What’s stopping you?
>>153664061reddit said so
>>153664084>website that had, and glorified, /r/jailbait and still has 500+ other boards with similar content said soOh. Disregarded then.
Barbashev-Hertl-KolesarSmith-Laczynski-DorofeyevSaad-Sissons-HoltzReinhardt-Uchacz-BowmanLauzon-AnderssonMcNabb-CoghlanHutton-Korczakbased silver kngihts roster
>>153662661At least you can still get a career as an NHL ref lmao gottem
>>153664116>No Eichel or Marner They’re celebrating in Reno
The trump McDonald's thing is funny because he's a retard, he literally thinks a big Mac is peak cuisine He doesn't even eat the good fast food burgersHe has to be somewhat autistic in addition to his learning disabilities
>>153664038>trump is le pedothe espstein files have revealed that our western intelligence agencies worked with mossad and gary to traffic children in order to have blackmail on our leaders, but you screeching primates got programmed to be laser focused on trump. we are so fucked.
tourist here, is tonight’s game a good watch?
>>153664240Every hockey game is a good watch.
>>153664240Laffs-Blots should be cringekino
>>153664240the replay of the gold game.
>>153663001EA is shit they fucked fifa with gambling and somehow hockey, lost their hand, lucky for them there is no japanese in competition
>>153664156You're emotionally compromised and not willing to understand the post you're responding to, you just talked around it like you didn't read it. Let me try one more time: That is a substantial amount of browns to be in Oslo. Regardless of whether there aren't anymore and every single brown in Oslo is there. Now this is the kicker: actually, that's a small sample size.Or let put it in even plainer terms for you: None of those brownoids should be in that video at all. Yet they are not even close to all the brownoids in Oslo.Are you beginning to see, or are you still going to talk around me?
>>153664291huh? But the Clintons are literally in the files
I’m just glad meme hockey is over and real hockey is back
>>153664336OT is still 3v3 though
Give it to me straight /nhl/Can my Devils do it?
>>153664291yeah like I said, youre focusing on the 1 guy you dont like instead of the networks that enabled the island to exist and protected epstein. when normies hear epstein they think trump, not cia/mi6/mossad, which means the narrative has been successfully corraled in a direction that benefits them. it proves how simple the voting population is, which is why were fucked.if it's just bait, then well done.
Gary should have scheduled an afternoon game to kick things off
>>153663915Full disclosure: I'm a suffering Leafs fan who thinks Trump sucks in many ways, but I have no issue with Matthews accepting the probably once-in-a-lifetime invitation to the White House and meeting the President and it's not like he's saying he wants to kiss and marry and have gay sex with Trump anyways. So long as he plays his best for the Leafs, that's cool.
>>153664312Ok? And Trump has been defending Bill whenever asked lol
>Tage Thompson: White House visit "something I'll probably never get to do again"
>>153664349play hockey tonight? We'll see.
>>153664372sabres moment
>>153664291Why didn't Democrats (voters and politicians) demand the Epstein files during the Biden administration?
>>153664388on that we agree, I've been screeching about child-fucking elite cabals of satanists for over a decade now
>>153664384>can't give a straight answer>is gay
>>153664463That'a rookie numbers
>>153664416because they thought they would win again and be able to hide it
>>153664470enough about jack hughes
>>153664491After 4 years of a Democrat administration with 0 demands for the Epstein files, it seems like leftoids don't actually care about the issue and only want to use Epstein files as yet another "orange man bad" talking point.
>>153664500You should be deported
>>153664575it was a joke. laugh sometime anon.
>>153664589Haven't you hear? Laughing is illegal now.
shill had to delete his posts, his boss was PISSED!
>HAVEN'T YOU HEAR SARRRR? LAUGHING IS OF THE ILLEGAL NOW
crosby is out for four weeks guys
>>153664629>a competition all about representing your country is no place for nationalismEbin.
>>153664483will you teach me senpai?
>>153664629>the olympics is no place for nationalismUhhhh....
>>153664650You just gotta listen to William Coopers Mystery Babylon series.
Last night was 9/11 for r/hockey
>>153664693Saaarrrr
>>153664693>why are THEY ruining my vicarious fee-feeeeeeeeees!!!!kek
>>153664693me on the laptop posting on /hoc/
>>153664629>olympics is no place for nationalismI agree. There should only be one hockey team, team Rules-Based International Order playing Russia for the gold.
i heard garry be droppin some fackin pucks tonight
>>153664709Muh leftards
>>153664730Yuro NAFO countries vs Russia would be a fun game
>muh bud and trb
You can't take our country — and you can't take our game.
>>153663915Lafftards ran Bertuzzi out of town and kept Dummy, so yeah Matthews might be gone. >laffs
You can take our country and our game and our women too
>>153664856Pass
>>153664856why would i want a canadian woman
>>153664856only hot canadian women I ever saw was august ames below the neck and pre-titjob emma hix.
>>153664856On second thought I'll take Maple ASMR
>>153662430A rare rational leaf has appeared
TSN Overdrive off and running with Bryan Hayes, the O Dog, and Noodles.
>>153664693This is why these retards are all here.
>>153664856gibv beatrice lamarche gf
>>153664864Quebec women are primo
>>153664899no one cares about you or your fee-fees.
is this the heated rivalry general?
>>153663149>forwardsWhy did you exclude my adopted son Matthew Schaefer?
>>153664693Should have been Jack Hughes that won the Medal of Freedom btwFuck goalies, they literally just sit on their fat asses and flop around
That detransed zoomette at the SOTUaddress was hot as fuck
>>153664904what discipline does she specialize in?
>>153664927which way western man?
>>153664925much like bud watching knoel kwab
how do I get a Canadian gf that’s absolutely not a lesbian?
>>153664937she's a sneed skater
>>153664949Why would you want a Canadian gf
>O Canada, it's time to play overtime!
>>153664954i could be her speed skeeter.
>>153664896O'Neill and McLennan look smug and Hayes looks retarded.>>153664937Midnight healing, if you catch my drift.
done wagin' and im drinkin' bro's
This is the deadest I've seen /hoc/ during the season
>Celebrini says the stuffed animal that he got after getting the Silver is in his suitcase
Panthers have a game tomorrow and Tkachuk is drinking at a bar on the beach right now
>>153665091Probably because youre a newfag tourist
>>153664629peak reddit moment
>>153665103He's still too pure to take his anger out on it.
>>153665114>not drinking before heading to workwhat are you, a faggy?
Why did Gary cancel hockey forever
>>153663020Having the champions eat fast food in the white house is unironically my favorite American tradition
Some guy sharted himself in the waiting room at my office today then excused himself in French to go to the bathroom
>>153664967Because that Tate girl is hot as fuck
>>153665103Right next to his diapers and binkie
>>153663080Donald Trump is a wigger from queens, which is way more based than fake high class faggotry.
>>153665189gross
>>153665091Bro, I got three washing machines I have to have repaired by Friday, and the replacement parts I needed didn't come in until this morning. I just wanna say FUCK Frigidaire Master Control Boards, and FUCK half the appliance manufacturers in America deciding to use them for a ten year period. Imma probably miss the Fliers game tonight having to stay late working.
>>153665155He will put it in a shrine for events that haunt him. Or sleep with it.
>>153665184Nah I don't like it, the White House is supposed to have an elite chef for a reason, to treat guests to the sort of fine dining they wouldn't normally have access to. The folksy dolksy fast food gimmick isn't cute or funny, is an insult to the guest and doesn't reflect well on the White House.
>>153665298he seems to think it's some kind of winning political move, because he sure doesn't do it with dignitaries. they get normal fine dining.
>>153665114Panthers is not making the playoffs anyway. Their season is practically over. If I was a Panthers fan I'd rather have him partying now than later in the off-season.
>>153665298Gotta let them eat like real champs (my dogshit high school basketball team)
>>153665298Fine. Then you go be a big sports star, win the 'ship and then you can whine and bitch and moan because you didn't get a fancy pants dinner. Faggot.
How do I get a /hoc/ chud bf?
>>153665252bro are you the maytag repair man?
>>153665400
>>153665400female>existmale>aggressive grooming
>>153665400you gotta rub me the right way
>Hilary Knight on SportsCenter: “There’s a genuine level of support and respect" that's being overshadowed by a "quick lapse." “Our achievements shouldn't be overshadowed by anything else other than how great they are."How many Ls has Reddit taken in the last 72 hours?
>>153665400You can find them on reddit
>>153665395I would kick your ass if you ever said some shit like that to me irl you overgrammatical momma's boy
>>153665426I think you meant aggressive gooning
>>153665448You won't do shit. bitch.
>>153665431i thought that was for genies
>>153665298These are millionaires that probably have private chefs. Eating junky McDonalds is a treat for them
why are all the games so shit today gary
>>153665482I would fucking hit you with an elbow out of nowhere so hard that you'd go from standing up to standing on your face in the blink of an eye you nerd ass. Out here writing insults like you're trying to ace your homework. Checking The Elements of Style in between calling me a faggot. You'll find out real quick what all the book learnin will do for you in real life
>>153665444>How many Ls has Reddit taken in the last 72 hoursHonestly what the fuck are they expecting? There's no way there's that many hockey fans disconnected from the reality of hockey culture
>>153664168>celebrating in Renoimpossible thing to do
>>153665544A private chef is not the same thing as a michelin star chef Cletus
>>153665570and then everyone will clap.
>>153665583nhl's twitter feed is filled with botted outrage bait replies, a lot of the anger over the last few days isn't even organic
Should I buy it? I'll get drunk and play it after the late games tonight. But I can't tell if these women are chinese or japanese or korean
>>153665298>White House is supposed to have an elite chefits literally some guy in the army
>>153665654This is why you people lost
>>153665693it's only 8 bucks
>>153665654what is it like a dating sim
>>153665654They look Chinese somehow.
>>153665583I've looked at the discussion, and there are still a lot of people reminding each other that none of this should be surprising in any way. Most people irritated now will probably just compartmentalise it fairly soon. It's not like this is even a new hockey-themed outrage.
>>153665772I was on xcancel.com around the time that the video of our hockey team singing the national anthem in the club dropped and there were countless black people in the replies going "HMMM CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY THEY'RE ALL WHITE? AMERICA IS A VERY DIVERSE COUNTRY YET OUR HOCKEY TEAM IS ALL WHITE? SOMEBODY NEEDS TO START AXXING QUESTIONS"
>>153665755>>153665757chinese dating sim
>>153665629If it happens in america then that's a given
I wouldn’t be upset if Trump invited me to a In-n-Out buffet just saying, McDonalds blows and I don’t get Trumps obsession.
>>153662430Why can't more leafs be like this and know their place?
Cooper not coaching first 2 games back. He's shattered. Trump broke him.
>>153665654>>153665757
>>153665861i would take almost any fast food over mcdonalds, he probably just does it bc it's a quintessentially american brand
found an old hockey card of merate my stance
https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/2026773962886177096This reporter just called Mcdavid a giant fucking loser KWAB
>>153663025Shart and McDonalds
>>153665803yeah but that's clearly clout tourism. people complaining about it on reddit do seem more like they actually watch the sport enough to know who's involved and had been ignoring the reality of a bunch of rich white guys with an extremely conformist subculture. i just don't see them maintaining the rage for an extended period. this was all too obvious and is still mostly an awkward situation because they recorded an awkward joke and were caught on camera with a megaglowie brought in by management.
>>153665897Binnington blows it again/10
is mcbitch playing for the soilers tonight? Dostal might be a good fantasy goalie tonight, no?
>>153665904>that's a nice question thank youWhat a cowardly response.
>>153665904kek at this point I think he's just scared to leave Edmonton because the fan base will try to kill him if he leaves.
>>153665904>OLYMPIC GOLD GAME>ONLY 2 SHOTS ON GOAL
I hope NHL jews keep supporting the olympics after this.
>>153665972he's not a leader. unlike matthews
I feel like everybody besides McDavid knows that there needs to be a change
>>153665990isn't there like a world cup of hockey or something they are trying to shill in a few years?seems like gary is all in on nhl players participating in the international meme competitions (including the olympics) now
>>153665897You look insecure. That's probably why you never went pro.
think he enjoyed the olympics?
>>153666043the nhlpa is the reason the players went to the olympicsgary faced a lockout over the prospect
>>153666094Jen
>>153665583BLUMPFFTTT isn't hockey culture
>exited about Hockey tonight>check schedulegrim
>>153665904Come to Boston McDavid we know how to treat our players
>>153666194But my Devils are playing?
>Jon Cooper's dad was so disappointed over the Olympic loss that he died
>>153666198Saaarrrrr
>>153666209No wonder he wouldn't let Guentzel visit the White House
>>153666198is that why brad is playing in florida now
>>153666168Being a white redneck is definitely hockey culture, maybe it's different in the leaf shithole though
>>153666094a third gary lockout and i would have to stan unfortunately
>>153666255>Being a white redneck is definitely hockey cultureNo it isn't. If you're a white redneck you don't know anybody who plays hockey and grew up watching NASCAR and CFB. Hockey is currently a niche sport for the upper middle class
Im taking this chuds name off my jersey
>>153666092poor kid having to watch the 2025-2026 Vancouver Canucks
>>153666255"redneck" is still a very regional and class-based term here. Even if a guy is a huge chud who hunts, fishes and listens to (bad) country music, I would probably never even think to call him a redneck if he's from like minnesota, michigan, upstate new york
>>153666205again, that remains to be seen.
>>153665889He should start ordering in KFC for his invitees.
>>153666346I'm just translating a word from Swedish. What do you prefer? Ruralite?
>>153666293hes just like me
>>153666277So brave. Wait until her parents find out she defaced a jersey they paid $350 for.
>>153666277stunning and brave
>>153666277>destroying a jersey you already paid 200 dollars fordo they know they can just sell it?
>>153666371NBA Finals are over yet.
>>153666378Don't ignore my post where I refute you idiot. Rural people do not get into hockey. It is a city sport for the upper middle class
>>153666422all those deals right now on Quin Hughes Canucks jerseys
>>153666433North America sounds like a soulless hellhole. Glad I don't live there.
>>153666422yes, but then how is anyone supposed to see that they took his name off the jersey when they "proudly" wear it around the house?
>>153666444You live in the equivalent of a Minnesotan backyard, you don't know what you're missing
>>153666431>KFC on offerDey be trying dey hardest to win dat Champeonchip
>>153666157>>153666211chicanos from /mlb/ are falseflagging as whites from /hoc/
>>153666444Hmm, weird, haven't noticed any grenade attacks or serial gangrapes in my North American town. Must be because we are too good at hockey here.
>>153666433you should come up to Canada for junior hockey and enjoy the wonders of a snowy Saskatchewan day and a game at night in a giant barn built in the 1960s in the middle of nowhere.
>wake up >open up my browser>confirm we're still Canada's dad>tfw we're still Canada's dad
>>153666476more friends for /hoc/? i don't see how this is a bad thing.
>>153666444There's plenty parts of Canada I'm sure you'd love if you could look past all the hate in your heart.
* gary bruce bettman noises *
What would Carney done for team Canada if they won?
>>153666571Nothing, he's fled the country again
>>153666561you make raped retard noises
>>153666709what can I say, your mom brings it out of me.
>Canada tries to steal my Devils' jerseys>loses to a real Devil
>>153666571A phone call and perhaps some remarks in parliament. If I remember that was how it was done in 2002, 2010, and 2014.
>>153666571cum tribute
>>153666757not even a Tim Hortons buffet?
anyone here know any pro hockey players? a guy i knew in high school played in yurop and the ECHL. nice dude but cartoonishly dumb. like peter griffin level retard.
>>153666802If I were not a chungus, I would be pepe
>>153666802I went to elementary school with Nate Prosser
>>153666802I know a girl who dated Beau Bennett. Hung out with them on the 4th of July one time. He was nice.
>>153666763No. But there are hockey cards for you to collect when you purchase a dark roast and a maple dip.
>>153666802ryan dzingel was in one of my classes in college
>>153666802My aunt lived across from one of the shared houses that the AHL shoves players into and they used to do her yardwork because she was pregnant at the time.
>>153666900>they used to do her yardwork because she was pregnant at the time.Uh huh.....
Post more interestingly, our general sucks
just here to remind you Sweden is shit :-DD
Atleast Canada has their attempt at cheating set in stone
too many fuckin whiners
>>153666907I know what it sounds like but both of her kids look identical to her husband. They were just nice guys. She never bothered to ask them their names though and they were gone before she decided to bring up the story.
>>153666925Not enough winners, right? lol when will you learn to win something? Fairly
>>153666918>Atleast Canada has their attempt at cheating set in stonemissed an opportunity by not saying "granite" anon.
>>153666949>bunch of guys do yard work for you>don't even bother to ask them their names
Quinn Hughes is better than Cale Makar and I think it’s time we reconcile with that fact.
>>153666990Certified woman moment.
>>153666990Usually we just call them mexicans here. But I get that samir means alot more to you where you're at.
>>153666709Just like my islanders
>>153667005It was her fuckin neighbours doing her an egg. Not some spic landscaping company that you pay and can ignore.
>>153666994Makar has been exposed as washed up
-3 for the softpusys on this play, btw...
we watching sabres v devils or laffs v bolts for the return of hockey?
I like to get paid and ignored
>>153667049Knights/kings
>>153667049My DevilsJackrel
>Wilson is considered a game-time decision for Wednesday's game against the Flyers due to an illness, Sammi Silber of The Hockey News reports.>Head coach Spencer Carbery didn't sound too concerned about Wilson's ailment, but the 31-year-old forward will be evaluated again in the hours leading up to puck drop.What's he got, ya think?
>>153667104Probably the shits
>The most stacked team ever>2 shots on goal
>>153667108After that performance on Sunday. I can see that.
>>153667030It happened 10+ years ago but it was kind of funny in retrospect.>I don't think I ever brought up that there were guys from [team] living across from me.Oh yeah?>Yeah, they would cut the grass and do the leaves when they were free.Wow, who were they?>I don't remember, I never asked them. What, do you follow hockey?She said to me and my father with both of us wearing hats with team logos on them.
>>153667115
$5 sushi wednesdays at publix bros
>>153667104Monteverdi's revenge
Jeet is a slur? Dafuq?
>>153667195What did you fucking think it was
>>153667195This site is literally just anonymous reddit now, yes. They're just as sensitive
>>153667195Yeah Indians hate it when they get called that
>>153667195Guess what color the jannies are. They do it for free.
>>153667195getting kwab. sad
>scoreless draw
>>153667207I thought it meant "Victory".
>>153667195The jannies are single handily trying to ruin this website
Long John Silver's has been secured. Let the games begin.
>>153667217I dont speak jeet so I would have no idea. Probably why they consider timothy an offensive name.
>>153667195lmao
Oh boy I'm so glad that NHL hockey is back I can't wait for the anthems and mandatory 20 minute ceremony before puck drop. I was getting real tired of the puck being dropped at it's listed time and I was at a loss what to buy without ads on the boards and the ice I havent eaten in 2 weeks.
>>153667222i'm jelly, last one near me left decades ago. i want to eat some them hush puppies one more time.
>fist fight eight seconds in
>>153667234I'll take all the pregame ceremonies and Gary's official sponsors gladly as long as I don't have to wake up at 5am to watch a hockey game.
eight SHIT games tonight, which one's your favorite, /hoc/?
>>153667239Unfortunately I got it to go so I couldn't get the root beer in the big frosted glass like a 5 year old
>>153667261Knights/kings and oilers/ducks
>>153667110i wonder if macklin will send them little notes>you know i haven't lost in overtime since 1823>remember that time i served you the golden goal on a platter and you fucked it up
>rags
>>153667261I'll be watching the laffs game...for the laughs.
all these games tonight SUCK
>>153667273love a good silver and gold game
>>153667291toronto has ruined this sweet little boy from Sweden.
>>153667195He is a based jeet
Just dropped a creamy marner
I just took my 3rd mcdavid of the day
>>153667340Are we calling them that now? seems fitting
>>153667348
hockey time?
>>153667358>>153667358Please pre-heat your rivalry to 420 degrees
>>153667195jannies are very, very touchy about indians these days for some reason
>>153667204has been for a decade
>>153667291That's Jonah Hill
>>153667389That'a what I thought tol
>>153666802>nice dude but cartoonishly dumb. like peter griffin level retard.that is the majority of NHL players, unironically the dumbest athletes around ignoring hockey knowledge itself of course
>>153667261Lightning pucking up the leefs
designated 20 minutes of prayer to our lord and savior Gary
GARY DROP THE FUCKING PUCK
NEW>>153667436>>153667436>>153667436
Gary, you came and you gave without taking,but we sent you away for 3 weeks,but now we're back
Hi everybody I'm here because I saw hockey at the Olympics and I want to be a fan. I'm a bicurious and hasidic. Which team is for me?
>>153667480vegas
>>153666422she doesnt want that blood money.
>>153667313*alberta
