Utah Edition >>153667436
blues
>>153668765
my avies :)
>>153668765>>153668765>>153668765>>153668765>>153668765
TUSKS UP
>muhhhhhhhhhhhhhh softpusies-3 on this play, btw.
Yeah but it is even tricker for the Canadian players on the Devils. It is probably the worst case. It is one thing you are a visiting team but this is YOUR building an YOUR fans are cheering except their are cheering for the COUNTRY but kind of also for the club hahahaha it is wild.
>>153668777>oh fuck, I'm on defense
my duckies are losing today and there's nothing anyone can do about it
>>153668741seattle is like the expansion teams from the turn of the millennium (nashville, atlanta, minnesota, columbus) where you do not actually have to acknowledge their existence in any way
>>153668775maybe in a couple of games they'll score a goal
>>153668765Kinda wild the NHL runs nicotene replacement ads right next to alcohol ads like that's not a worse addiction than smoking some cigs.
>>153668755yea no shit. theyre hiding the documents that tell them good players arent allowed to go to edmonton or new jersey because the jersey market will be oversaturated if they have too many top five picks on the roster
>>153668788no, they are not. Carlsson and Sennecke are scoring 5 points each and Dostal is getting a shutty.
>>153668789I looked it up just now, and didn’t realize Utah had a team now too. I did know about the Las Vegas team though.
>>153668790yeah, maybe.. sure
#DarkWoke celebrini will make the league his playpen
just scored 19 goals on binningshit in NHL25.
>>153668796I wish he were my dad
>>153668765do mormons watch hockey?
Which cities don’t deserve an NHL team?
>>153668819ottawa
>>153668817Only if they're wearing their sacred underpants
>>153668819new yorktorontobostonchicagomontrealdetroit
>>153668819any team that hasn't won a cup in 33 years
>>153668819toronto
>>153668786Tbf they're used to getting rematches every time they lose vs America so they probably expected that would happen again, no need to tire yourself out before the only game that actually matters
>>153668819Boston, move em to Hartford and revive the Whale
>>153668807Crosgod never passed the torch to mcdoofus for a reason
>>153668802yes, Phoenix is just a memory now
>>153668819MontrealTorontoVancouverCalgaryWinnipegOttawabut most importantly Edmonton
>>153668832what about sacred jockstraps?
>Get all the time off you needed to practice>Come back and get KWAB'd right away
>2026 Winners *Russia excluded
>>153668819Any city norf of the Mason-Dixie line
>>153668819Atlanta
>>153668866No, they need to cover your ass of the devil will enter through your anus
>>153668819This>>153668840
>>153668819nashville raleigh
>>153668870It's a protest game. The rest of the roster is upset over their captain's chuddy behavior.
>>153668865Buffalo and Columbus could go to Hamilton and Quebec City, respectively
>laffs
>>153668870If it wasn't for the soft ass offsides on Tampon ghey they would be 0-5 in the hole this game. Pathetic af. Getting BTFO'd by a sunbelt team.
>Beating the Gold Medal winning New Jersey Devils.Feels good, man
My DeviLs look like Canada out there :(
DABRES :D
why would they ask mcdavid such an insensitive question?
>>153668870i dont think any laffs fans expected to beat tampa
>the Atlanta Devils
>>153668909the tagers
>>153668911brutal bullying
can't tell if it is a good or a bad thing
>>153668911KWAB
BUSINESS IDEA:We move the Flyers to Hartford for a few seasons to teach Philadelphia a lesson
SABRES WINHow the fuck did the Devils fuck this up? lol
>>153668911>Hey guy, have your failures made your entire career irrelevant?
Fuck off Sabies. I need my Dead Things to make the playoffs.
>>153668934>Bobby Fischer pfpThink about it a little harder idiot
>>153668934yeah i can't believe everyone wearing the same outfit doesn't immediately identify anyone's sexuality
>>153668911He is skating too fast so he is impossible to find.
for me?It’s the Sabres
>>153668952they might be the best team in the east
>>153668940The devils are a bad hockey team, how are you just realizing this now?
>>153668957lmao
>>153668911>Mark Spector’s questionJews hate excellence
good things happen when tage thompson is on the ice
>>153668970boltZ vs dabres would make for a good eastern conference finals
>>153668939How about we move one of those shitty Canadian teams that never win anything (all of them)
Unbothered. Spiritual victory. Onto the next one.My Devils > Shittsburgh
Cheers bros!
>>153668939Move Edmonton to Houston and keep their name.
>>153668988I want one of those things so bad.
>>153668934OH MY SCIENCE, ARE THOSE *gasps* HETEROSEXUAL MEN?!!!?!?
>>153668990Houston Oilers? You really think that name could work?
>>153668988can it be used as a dildo?
>>153669007sure
>>153669007Anything can be a dildo if you have the courage
>>153668981>he doesn't want to see the NHL playing regular-season games at Videotronplain yogurt lifestyle, that's something else, pard
Furiously reading reddit threads and seething every time someone refers to a a team as the "on-ice product".
This man is the sole proprietor and owner of Connor A. McDavid.
If I was commissioner I would move the following teams to improve the league:Leafs to San DiegoCanadiens to New OrleansJets to BoiseCanucks to Portland, ORFlames to AtlantaOilers to Houston as the anon suggestedSenators to Hartford
>>153668819buffaloottawaatlantaphoenixany other city in texasportlandkansas city
>>153669017Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
im ready to call it. the toronto maple leafs have been eliminated from postseason contention
>>153669026>to AtlantaIt just will never work, sorry Gary.
>>153669014>Furiously reading redditAnd don't come back
>>153669017i think the last time chuckie wanted to be more than a passenger he was chased out of a country
It's amazing, Matthews has been in a Maple Leafs jersey for 50 minutes and already looks like he wants to kill himself again.
>>153669014Does the on-ice product have grit and a young prototype that projects as a solid middle six producer?
After what has felt like forever, I am beyond excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey tonight!
>>153669047what song did they duet?
My teds are staying cry about it
>>153669047Could this be the beginning of a...HEATED RIVALRY?
>>153669053unironic 10s in vancouver
>>153669054>>153669054https://youtu.be/4hTSq5S2OZ8
>>153669054ebony and ivory
>>153668934not me, I'm gay
>>153669053>After what has felt like foreverIt's only day 4 bud, we still got about 1450 more days
>>153669058my jackies :)
>>1536690533>2>1
>>153669067redhead on the right is a qt3.14
matthews to the rangs so he can deliver the final blow since jt miller can't seem to bury the franchise permanently
>>153669054https://youtu.be/hu7hmBJLpkk
Imagine losing to the Utah Hockey Club, LMAO
Yea the laffs aint coming back, gonan watch the Jets and Nucks
>>153669017>proprietorgay
>The remaining 25% is owned by Kilmer Sports Inc., led by chairman Larry TanenbaumI am starting to notice that where there's money there are jews
tage is a big guy
>he doesn't want to know who the proprietor of this delictesan is, apparently
>>153669092that's cale makar hockey for you crazy how cooper never noticed harley was twice the player he was in that olympics stint
>>153669113For you
leafs fanswould you give up the blue and white if toronto got a second team
>>153669113
'eads
>poo jersey
>>153669123promote the marlieshave them both blue and white
>As of March 2016, Leafs' season tickets saw a renewal rate of 99.5 percent, a rate that would require more than 250 years to clear the existing waiting list
>>153669123Why? Most Leafs "fans" don't even live in Toronto
>>153669123the second toronto team would instantly have the most obnoxious fanbase in the league
>>153669123Yes, some of them would >no it will never happen
toronto is a shitshow. they shoulda dumped tavares and kept marner.
>>153669142>>153669141How are the Marlies season tickets situation? I love AHL, it's way more fun to attend than NHL
>missing a truly empty net>only to get scored onKWAB
>>153669137Get a new image to meme crusty
>>153669123Consult the bossman first
what the fuck was that
>gentzeul
>>153669177That's Tampa Bay hockey baby!
>>153669168>>153669168>I love AHL,That's why I got the FLOHockey this year, it's perfectLove watching Rocket and Marlie games
was that the AMERICAN GOLD MEDALIST GENTZUEL??
>>153669169So what happened after?
holy shit the laffs are comically bad
>They immediately get another goalLol>laffsLmao even
>>153669171
>>153668911Canacuck libshit journalists who think they're the good guys.
Huomenta but the opposite
Didn't know MacKinnon played on the Lightning
>>153669193Still salty about loosing eh?
>he's the shoe-in for vezina!!!!!>lets in 2 in 30 seconds to the worst team in the leagueLOLLMAO
>no hellaGOD>loserp1g jestskek
Can Vasy stop shitting the fucking bed? What soft fucking goal.
This game is fucking hilarious.
Not so fast Tampa
>>153669188I get it for free with my season ticket membership. IDK how much it is to buy it, but if you like to watch live hockey it's worth it. The AHL doesn't play much interdivision so it's the only way I can see most of the teams
>the city of Calgary
my avies! :)kelly!
PARKER KELLY
>>153669198Powerful
talk about a hangover game
>>153669209>>he's the shoe-in for vezina!!!!!whomst?
Parker Kelly going beast mode
>>153669193
scarrr kelly
Hellebuyck wouldnt have allowed that goal
imagine losing to the canucks
my avies! :)
>muhhhh softpusys! :)))))))))))))))) kelly!
>>153669231me
>Game starts off with Tampa getting 2 goal taken away>They get 2 goals in the 2nd>3rd period, Tampa missed an open net and let the >laffs get a goalWhat a odd game this has been
>>1536692234,529 hours in mspaint
UH OH, DALLASSUH OH
wtf happened to the jets
KRAKEN SSCCAAARRRRno shutout for the stars
is mcbitch sitting out this game?
>>153669260he still hasnt left the rink in italy
>>153669254hellabuck missed time, some other faggots got hurt, also they suck dick this year.
>>153669260He's coming home
well damn meyers didn't need to kill that guy
Can McDavid request a trade? After questions like this it would be understandable. Would you request a trade if you were him?
toronto should just play 6 on 5 the rest of the year
>>153669276I wouldn't have resigned in Edmonton to begin with
When two fights break out at the same time, the winners should have to fight each other, even if they're on the same time.
>>153669276Reminder that he took a team-friendly contract to STAY with the soilers.
>>153669276As long as he plays in 51 he isn't ever going to win anything. The toxic media is what is holding all of Can'tnada back
>>153669254They got really old between last season and this season
I really hope Matthews leaves that shit hole
>I am told Tyler Myers sitting tonight against Winnipeg for trade reasons.>The Canucks are getting offers on Myers, as of now he has not waived his no-move.Big Dick Myers knows Vancouver is the place to be.
>>153669287>melanson v meyers
>losing to the Canucks
>>153669304What team would you people want to see Mathews play in?
>>153669276He re-signed because he believes in the group :)After Edmonton gave Evan Bouchard a 10+ million dollar contract then dumped the goaltender they rode to two back to back cup finals for Tristan JarrySo in conclusion while it is technically possible for him to request a trade I don't believe he has the brain power to do it
>>153669276at this point i would just request a mutual termination of contract and just retire. its clear that he will never win anything so he should just start selling insurance or something.
1-0 avs
>>153669308god dammit, i hate that fuckin movie.
didn't ask
knights are on bro's :)
>>153669311CBJ for sure
This chink was in the presence of greatness and he's talking about some marchand and stone lmaooo #notmycaptain
>>153669319Is this regarded as good goaltending?
>>153669319>OUTTA MY WAY ELEPHANT FUCKING SHITS!
>>153669331Please, anon, a good portion of >their team's starting lines just got mind-raped 3 days ago. Let them have this.
>>153669311Vegas with his wife mitchell
>>153669311Utah, Columbus, Nashville, somewhere far away from Canada and small market enough to vanish
>>153669276he could, but people might remember how much of the oilers' current situation is his fault if he didhe's gonna ride out his "team friendly" two year soft exit and the schmucks of edmonton will remember him wistfully when he's winning cups in carolina
Who's kicking the tires on this fucking lemon?
>>153669330Hey stoner deserves the accolades
>>153669330Mcdavid probably sat in the corner with his reading material and didnt interact with anyone
>>153669315He's gonna make the next kitchen gadget invention and go all Ron Popeil on us >a toaster oven that makes perfect pork katsu in three minutes
>>153669341>when he's winning cups in carolinaLMAO
MY AVIES :)
>>153669311He'd make a fine 1C for Minnesota. Imagine him dishing out assist to kappy and zuccy. inb4 some softpusy faggot in lolorado seethes about "le mild" because he has been mind-gaped by them for over two decades.
my avies!! :))olofsson!
Olofsson!
>muhhhhhh softpusies!!!!!! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
I’m a time traveler: mcdavid wins a cup in sj
>>153669330It is odd to single out a couple of names regardless of who you name. That's just low social skills probably. And of course only assholes ask questions like this. It is trap. I know how to deal with this with 100% confidence. Just say it is a great group and I love all of my teammates. That's how I typically handle this.
>>153669373what year???
>>153669304He can leave for all I care biggest game of the season so far and he’s all tuckered out from partying with a pedophile. 6 game 7s and not a single goal btw
>>153669383in 4 years
>>1536693832073
>>1536693832064, McDavid is on the SJ staff as the puck cleaner.
Los Angeles named their team like a 5 year oldUmmmm yeah so we’re like the KINGS because we RULEHow long did that take to come up with, 5 seconds? We couldn’t come up with something a little more original and actually related to LA?Soulless
SSSCCCCARRRRRRRRRRR
my avies :(
TUSKS UP !!!
muuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh avvvvvvvvvvvvieeeeeeeeeeeeees :(((((((((
Is Panarin the biggest pussy in hockey? He won't go anywhere below the dots
>>153669171>his team lost to Buffalo
>>1536694222nd most behind ma-car.
my avies!!! :)))nelson!
Brock fishbowl Nelson!
>the city of Salt Lake City
>>153669392yeah the mighty ducks was a much better name.there was a nice ring to it
MY AVIES :) GOLD MEDALIST BROCK NELSON
nelson's 30th, landy on the board
>>153669422guy is on an invisible fence vs a knights team missing 5 guys starting adin hillseason is fucked
>muhhhhhh aviivvveesssiiiesss ne-nelsonnn durrrr hurrrrr
>scoreless draw in Los Angeles
>>153669429Salt Lake City is where this poster lives>>153669406
The Kings are so slow lmfao
>>153669432>Even the japanese are smart enough to back American teamsMaybe we should nuke Canada might set them straight also
>most dangerous draw in British Columbia
>>153669453too bad ching pang dang roots for a perennial loser.
>cannot even shoot vs a vegas team missing almost all their statsBUMS BUMS BUMSfuark
>>153669457Raped retard
>>153669440Check the score buddy lol
>>153669453That anon is an American living in Japan. He teaches English there.
my avies :((
>>153669465>c-check da score b-b-buddy>regular season gamekek
>assv
>>153669467Do you teach English in your home town these days also?
>silver isn't for 2nd, it's for everythingHoly shit why is the NHL coping Canada losing
MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOFTPOOOOOOOOOOOSAYSSSSSSSSSS!
>>153669467He couldn't teach a dog to sit
MY Duckies not fucking ready to play, though it was two Olympic players who fucked up (Gudas and Dostal)
>>153669383me on the right
>>153669483THATS KRAKENS HOCKEY BABBY
>>153669470I like your cope
tankbowl baby
assvs have 3 goals and mackinnon has 0 points?
I can't believe my team with one bronze medalist playing today lost, what a complete shock. gg stors, shame johnston couldn't get that hatty
>>153669467English is also taught as a second language in Canada too
>Kongs
>>153669488It's not "cope" when it's true.
>>153669489thick, rich, creamy tension
>>153669482to be fair, foreign english teachers are often more like props or assistants for the terrible japanese language education system. though there are some who get qualified to be the real primary teacher, like square enix's jolly translator man.
the kongs are so bad
>>153669475>>153669497>:(
DOEOFEYEV SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>153669500So Avs are stilling winning is that true?
>>153669488usually I'd say just ignore the avs obsessed mild fan, but he's responsible for every second post in the threads today despite getting almost no attention, so I guess it doesn't really matter
>>153669493He's out this game with a torn hymen.Might be back tomorrow once the bleeding stops.
>>153669510ur mum is sucking my cock. that much is true. lel
>>153669514>Um..um...YOU'RE MOM SUCKS MY COCKKek
>>153669514It's not just cope now. It's crying.
>>153669493Nothing matters as long as you're the better team and not playing 3 on 3
>i-ignore him!!!xhe says, not ignoring him.
>>153669520ur mom is a kek
mild still have no cups so it’s fine to ignore all mild posters anyways.
>>153669511well there has been no games so he needs to spam to get back into a rhythem
>Lightning win without Cooperuhhh what's the point of head coaches then????
>>153669526>mild posters>posters>s>multiple>plurallollmao even
getting the softpusy foreigners all riled up again. kek. It's hockey season, yet again.
McDavid playing tonight?
>>153669537He's not gonna win anything if he does LOL
oopsies...
>>153669525You team have no cups, lmao.
attaboy adin you stinky turd
my avies!!!! :Dnecas!
Necas!
ope
Oopsies Also MY Avies
>kangs scar>its off byfield's footheh
>softpusys versus mild
nice my nigga byfield
LOL the Mild fag is about to explodeAVS SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153669556Did he fuck the cup????
>look at what these twinks did during gary's covid year>having half-naked men saved on your devicekwasofpusy
>>153669548ur mom has to wear a cup, lmao
>>153669572he definitely took out his teeth and gummed it for sure
These games feel so underwhelming after that Gold Medal game
Did. Not. Qualify.
and the start of the season was so well :(
Are people from Midasoda not allowed to say faggot or something?
Well fuck we forgot how to play over the break
is mcinvisible back
They are a very very very special kind of people
Awww wittle connor got a point. awwww.
Not enjoying luckpuck so far. Hopefully tomorrow is more impressive
>>153669580i'm sure the all-star game will be just as good
>>153669587we don't believe in self-loathing here>1993>2014
mcsecondary gets another one
Post a few comments. softpusys lose their minds and start "le mild" posting. 2. E. Z.
Coffey got my oilies playing like it's the west conference finals cup champs soon
they're treating darnell nurse like the coach's son kek
>>153669604>>153669612Why didn't he do that in the Olympics though?
>>153669392LA is the king of media, entertainment and culture
IAN MOOOOOOOOORE
>>153669611Your team should have a cup before you talk shit about my country.
>>153669637He can talk all the shit he wants because you are LOSERS
>>153669637And his team has existed shorter than your teams last cup win cucknadian
>Post Olympics/hoc/yup
>>153669644>>153669657S-Shut up >:(
>>153669637your team should win a cup before you talk period
Bring them back
>>153669661
>>153669661I hate it
>>153669637t. Vancouver fan
>>153669669
>>153669668His team won the last two years retard.
>>153669693Thank you for acknowledging Canada's team.
>>153669693>>153669700be less blatant next time
>>153669700That team is from Florida.
>>153669709Cope
I'm actually surprised we don't have any Caribbean islanders in here following the Kats, tbhwy
>>153669714judging by the amount of snowbirds it's basically lil canada
You guys are fucking gay and boring right now
>>153669722at least 90 seconds between posts, waiting 7 seconds after the timer counts down is too obvious
>>153669739Seethe
>>153669727Real Pacific Hours
>>153669727sorry
>>153669725Sunrise is basically lil Israel, Panthers are Islanders South.>>153669739KWAB
>>153669745>>153669754now THIS is cope
>4:20 into the 2nd
bunch of boring ass games
>>153669773Boring is just a codeword for Comfy.
>the Year of the /Horse/ Hockey
>>153669777based trips of truth
>>153669773gary is giving us a downer to calm us after the olympics
>>153669691bring back my Scouts
>>153669780is this real??
>>153669777Trips confirms
>>153669777checked>>153669785Battle of Missouri would be fucking epic, I'll check with Gary and see what he has planned for Nashville
More like Baby Mammoths LMAO
>>153669802>Battle of Missouri would be fucking epic
knoblauch looks panicked everytime the camera pans to the bench i think his time is coming mcdavid for sure made the boss call to get deboer
>get robbed of two points>still trounce the syrup leafs
why isnt hellebuyck playing? still under drumpf's desk?
just bet on a game im not watching based on moneypuck
>>153669819>>get robbed of two pointsThey got 2 points though? Did you mean GA? Literal made up stat who cares.
>>153669821Probably cause he just won the USA the Gold medal. He needs some time off
>>153669727awww poor bawbby is no one falling for your twitter bait posts? mcdavid's untouchable with the oilers now
>>153669821He fears the Canucks.
>>153669821evander kane puts fear into the league i don't blame the prostitute
>>153669808
Why is he spitting in the faces of the women who supported him?
Gustodon@mas.toIf you're a fan of #hockey, or decency, please note these names:Kyle ConnorJake GuentzelJackson LaCombeBrock NelsonJake OettingerThese are the guys from the US Men's Olympic hockey leam who slayed away from the party at the White house.
I don't think Mormons should be allowed to play or watch hockey
>>153669843is hockey a hot beverage
>>153669843this but canadians
>>153669837
>>153669840Jake Oettinger also stayed away from the crease so the US could win.
>>153669839Do they really believe this shitSilly question, it's current year, of course they do
>>153669839You'd think a standing ovation and USA chants would give these people a reality check already
>>153669849that's a real hero
>>153669828He will never win a cup
>>153669847Mormonism should be illegal but Americans are literally pig people
Utah actually a solid team.
>>153669848
>>153669856>but Americans are literally pig peopleand thats a good thing
>>153669849Weird way to spell Swayman
>>153669840But they were in the picture with Trump...
drinking your fucking juice box, sweeite>shut up and watch the hockey ffs
>>153669876These games all suck
>>153669843This is Derek Ryan erasure
>>153669886Utah playing hard down 2 to Colorado.
>>153669855NTA but mcdavid is literally an autistic retard savant. He might be able to channel the anger from losing into a cup desu but Edmonton doesn't have a goalie lmao theyd have to score 5 a game to win realistically
>>153669895>He might be able to channel the anger from losing into a cupThird times the charm?
Evander Kane should have been on team Canada
>>153669895>but Edmonton doesn't have a goalie lmaoIt's insane they thought Jarry was a solution.
>>153669902Gold medal was the third time and he got bust
>>153669902>>153669908>orange man badkek
>>153669911>>153669916oops
>>153669908Skinner doing better away from Edmonton is also pretty funny
McMentalmidget
>>153669908genuinely demented behavior
in 10 minutes, our habs play tomorrow
Ducks scar!!
did they booed matthews
>>153669856this but canadians
>>153669931Quack quack bb
>>153669908That was a really weird trade
>Perry instigates a fight>Gets KWABEDlollmao
my nuckies blow fucking chunks
>>153669936It was in tampa, and it was military night, so there was good vibes all around
>>153669936yes in the subreddit
>>153669947they do be like that
>>153669947they need a good young playmaker D guy who is also shifty
>>153669958they need a lot at the moment
>>153669958Luc Bourdon
gary should make anybody from team usa that went to the strip club get 3 monthly spanish badges on duolingo by next season or suspended one year no pay
>>153669936Why would they?
>>153669966>bourdon
can't believe filip chytil got hit in the head with a puck while wearing a non-contact jersey
>>153669967Trust me, Gary is not happy with the US team. They didn't invite him to the White House party.
NICE KEMPE GKG
>>153669967i don't get the reference
WE BACK BABY. BAKE THAT BREAD
>>153669977Gary is even in the president's special club too. He's going to be strapping them all to the supermagnets.
We AAA line now
>>153669980LA queens is what we call you here in Anaheim
>>153669980How does panarin look
I was away continuing my invasion Rome (Rome Total War: Remastered edition) with my canadian women's hockey tea- i mean the screeching women unit of Germania. What did I miss in the past 45 or so minutes?
>>153669996s a w f t
>>153669965What the canucks need to win a cupliterally everything Wingers, defensemen, centers, goalies, coaches, money from their poor owners who don't want to sell
>>153670003He has 2 assists tho
>>153669974He has hilariously bad luck. Poor guy has only been able to play in 27 games for the Canucks since the Miller trade last year.
real hockey comes back and raped faggot returns
SSSSCCCCAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>153669996two assists. looks like he fits right in with that Kempe/Kopitar line
im just glad leo scored a point tonight. missed that lil mugg.
>icing on the goalie That's a new one for me>Jari
>>153670027>That's a new one for meWelcome to your first day watching hockey. Shit happens all of the time when a goalie wants to breakout a streaking forward.
>>153670027happens a lot, call me when you get a goalie line infraction
avs win, cat posted
Reminder that par-gay-ko and binningshit only made the cucknadian team because they are +30 and cooper is a dipshit who is stuck in the year 2019.
>>153670035THE AVS ARE BACK BABY
>big dog /hoc/>small cat /cric/
Did that faggot MacKinnon stop crying yet?
>>153670040Schaefer would've been logical over like three of the team canada players IMO
>>153670010He literally got his 4th concussion because he stumbled over a stick in practice. He didn't trip, he didn't fall, he stumbled a bit and got a concussion. He shouldn't be in the league, he shouldn't be playing hockey. The Canucks should never have traded for him, and the Rags should have never traded him knowing what they know. They should have forced him to retire.
>>153670049yeah, but is he 30 years old. dont thinks ooooooooooooooooooo
>>153670050it was a horrible trade for both teams and yet the canucks chose him of all players
>>153670024I'm rooting for him but the kings are mid
>>153670031This wasn't a pass you fucking prick
>beats gary's re-located shit-ass desert failure of team>gives up goals to said gary's re-located shit-ass desert failure of team>w-w-we're backkwasofpoooooooooooosay
>>153670062don't care faggot. you're still a bitch.
>>153669994It's actually El Gay Queens because they are Mexican and fags
>>153670040Doughty, Marchand, Bennett, Bring some natural wingers you monkeys, I can understand Doughty because him and Weber basically won 2014 but 2010 was Iginla and the fucking superstar Dany Heatly
>>153670071>because they are Mexican and fagsJLMI
>>153670071Aguante loco vamo los patos
>>153670081how beckett didn't make it is a fuckin' crime. he just had a hatty no too long ago too iirc.
>>153670082Is his hair real
I’m headed to Calgary in a week, what should I expect? Also what the goddamn FUCK is this captcha? I’ve been gone for two days..Jannies deserve the rope.
>>153670048He was resting his vagina tonight.
>>153670097He's just a superior humanYou know if he played wed have won.. but he's almost 40.
>>153670097as in why it is grey? Probably. I am 36, almost 37 and I have 10-20 strands of grey.
>>153670048Not at all, he's getting therapy for his broke pussy
>yo i got this generational finnish talent up for grabs>watchya got>won't be cheap
>>153670098use mobilenu captchas are cancer >calgary>in februarynot muchthey do have good canadian whiskey
>>153670112I heard Line-A can't sit anymore without a donut after being prolapsed by Tortorella.
Is it safe to say the ice looked shitty and the rink small Italy should never host the Olympics again
>>153670086You cursed us bro ;-;
>>153670125God damn
kwabaheim
>>153670124you lost. get over it. try again in 4 years. kek. kwab. OMFG KWAB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUKKKKKKKKKKKKIN KEEEEEEEK
>>153670131Never speak the devil's language
>>153670124well next one is in francesame mountain people
>>153670124france has ideas
McDavid is so good man, best player on the planet. Not gonna win it all with Jarry though, sad
>>153670136hé ma chatte tu te calmesje parle, je chante et je mets ta maman quand ça me tente
dostal was a bad goalie to play today, and I'm glad I drunkenly remembered at 9:32pm to move him into the starting slot and yahoo told me NO!
>>153670140where does the red chairs go for beers and a piss
>>153670124it looked small cause you fags kept leaving it for mcdavid to twinkletoes his way across the whole rink in 4 seconds to turn it over.
Just make Bandy an Olympic sport instead.
>>153670119>canadian whiskey what a joke. I’m from Kentucky.
>>153670098You’re probably going to be in shock seeing a white majority country for the first time in your life
>>153670148The beer man sells the beer and then you pass the cups around for pissers. Best watch closely when you are handed a cup.
>>153670151Bandy sucks it was big in the 70s and 80s here but started regressing in the 90s and dead at this point. It's not fun to watch. The game moves slower than hockey even though the players skate faster. And most goals come from corners (yes, literal soccer corners)
>>153670108As in it'a perfectly full and coiffed, i'm 40 and dont know any body my age with a full head like that.
I will be watching the gimmick animated game between the Mild and my Avs tomorrow. Kroenke making the future real.
>>153670151I can't see the puck
>>153670140Looks like one of gary's stadium series games...
I guess Macucknon is still choking on his bitch lasagna so he couldn’t play?
>>153670155eh theres a place for bourbon, theres a place for scotchbut if you like rye, these albertans prairie fuckers do it right
>>153670112Rags for sure.
>>153670171he wants to get his shit pushed in by my Wilds some more. Softpusys were -3 on Boldy's goal, btw.
>>153669092(You)
>Quackfags got away with like 4 blantant penalties in the 2nd period while edmonton was called for everything>They are still losingKWAB
>>153670167That’s because it’s a ball.
>>1536701871990
>>153669944Kyle Dubas is just freakishly good at making trades. The Kulak trade would have been smart even if it also cost the Penguins a late draft pick, but he somehow manages to GAIN a decent draft pick instead.
>>153670187'93, '14, '26 kwab etc.
>>153670173rye is basically the shittiest version of the whiskey family. I probably won’t be too disappointed but fuck, Rye is dry. I’m used to also drinking moonshine that will make you go blind in one eye and want to fuck your third cousin
Getting gritty between the Jets and Canucks. Real Western Canadian /hoc/.
Why is Adin Hill so bad now?
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>>153670215>Gets a taste of winning>Has to go back to being on the laffsGosh I feel bad for him
>>153670187That's a fake jersey mine has orange shoulders
