stick figure edition
>>153670209(you) do (you)i'm a sophisticated urban north east gentlemanbut yeah calgary has that hillbilly farmer mindsetyou might make friends if you keep that gold medal on the down low
>AAHHH IS THAT THE LA KINGS??
Connor Mcnigger!
Can we all take a second to laugh at the Soilers and Connor McBitch.. how in Gods name is he even being compared to Crosby? What does he do that is so special>29 years old>has won nothing but individual trophiesis he the redd*t version of Ovi? Even McKinnon has a Cup
>>153670242Can this thread be free from mind broken canadians? Or is that too much to ask?
>>153670250Masterclass of a post
>>153670203I do hope the penguins make the playoffs. Hopefully they can hang in until Sid comes back.
>>153670251He is the greatest hockey player of our time, maybe all time.
>>153670250and there it is
>>153670187This guy has a fake jersey because there are orange shoulders on mine
YOUR captain
>>153670269then why didn't he score in the gold medal game?
I have an inside source that can confirm, Matthews is uncut.
/our/ captain
>>153670274>>153670275>here's that 15 year old hockey prodigy I've been talking about
>>153670251>Even mackbitch has a Cup*>gary yearkek
>>153670250wowee
>>153670267you and me both fren. I’m wearing my Crosby jersey out to Calgary and not really going to say shit about us winning the Gold. Just happy the US is able to bring in talent this time around.>t. Pens fan>t. Pens Nazi poster
HE'S BACK
>mcdavid finally wins a big one by unseating 7 year running KWABOTY khan how far do the soilers have to make it for this to happen? wcf? another cup?
>>153670282Nick Yamaha looks like Adin Ross
Scissins??
If you think about it, Eichel was the best pick from the 2015 draft.
so it happened again
>>153670297kek @ the asshole in my fantasy league who picked up hill thinking he was smart
>tying the oilers is like winning the cup to ducks fans
>>153670284you are genuinely retarded if you think McKinnon and Makar didn’t win that puck. Just admit you’re an asshurt Soilers fan and the ducks are dog walking you on international television. >>153670269>greatest of all timeto who? Edmonton? No one else is saying the same thing. Tkachuk has accomplished more in two years than that faggot and I hate the guy>2 Stanley Cups>1 Gold Medal
>personally vetoes Bedard's Olympic spot>gets injured>losesKWAB
>>153670307the ducks have won the cup though. the soilers never have.
Fucking Kings man. Just when you thought they were going to finally turn it around this year. Hiller's defense is overrated
>USA chants in AnaheimJEN
>>153670267I certainly think they will. Avery Hayes and Ben Kindel are both playing like veterans right now, which sets the Pens up for an insane next few years with all the good draft picks they also have in their pocket.Seriously, if you haven't seen what Avery Hayes has been doing in WBS, go take a look. Either he's on an insane hot streak, or he's actually just a monster.
>>153670203girard had some value in the offseason but he's had a genuinely wretched season so far this year. i hope he's able to pick it up on the penguins again, he was always my favorite midget.
you were saying bro
>>153670312>Mc*slidewhistle*
>>153670310>has accomplished more>2 team medals>1 team medalWhat did you mean by this?
same ol kongs
yeah so I was sayingthe net should be bigger then players could score more
>>153670246>
>westmore like>washed
MY KNIGHTS JUST KEEP SCORING
>>153670312>Still stuck on a team that is going nowhere
>>153670310>sucking sofpusy cock>seething about the Tkachuksreddit, pls go.
>>153670328the puck should be smaller so its harder to save
It’s actually so fucking pathetic how the Oils still can’t figure out their goalie.
>>153670312If true, what the fuck was his problem?
>>153670337Maybe they shouldn't have taken that stupid forward instead of the softpusy killer.
>>153670337The funny thing is their best goalie is in the ECHL now. Connor Ungar
>>153670335the puck should be hollow with a few steel ball bearings inside of it so it moves erratically
Western conf playoffs are going to be fun this year
I love both these teams and when they play eachother it's like 80s NHL again
>>153670337……………Insane
USAQUACKUSAQUACKUSAQUACK
kang scar
>>153670322>brings up team medals>captain that couldn’t inspire team to win anything more than runner up in every category >still somehow “better”you are a jeet, this is confirmed. It will be funny when ICE throws you in the paddy wagon and you’re back off to New Delhi>>153670334when was I seething? I mentioned he was better than McBitch. That’s a hockey statistic and fact. Do I like the Panthers? No. Do I think they won the championship outright? Yes. Are you also brown? Yes.
QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK
QUICK: Who is your pick to score the OT goal in Vancouver vs Winnipeg?>Boeser
McDavid let in 5 goals on 20 shots what a choke artist
Really desperate and weird decision
>>153670362>this faggot is crying this hard on the interwebzkek. softpusy faggot.
>>153670337tendies are /hoc/>hollyenbuck 43>kreider sheeiiiiiit>gary calling zebras to hold tendies when they wanna fight>trade me
>oilers traded skinner for the eastern conference skinnerLEL
>mccheesus>mcgaybitch>mcskatefastandfallover
>>153670362America is much browner than Canada lol, it’s a statistical fact.
>captain that couldn't inspire [the] teamLOL>>153670362>when was I seething?All of your posts are seethe buddy. LMAOing at your retarded no hockey knowledge ass.
jen
>>153670378Canada imported 10% of its population from India in the last 5 years. Yet another per capita argument but you bleeding hearts don’t want to hear it.
>>153670364cole perfetti
>>153670389You got it!
and there goes the momentum
>>153670387America is browner than Canada lol
>>153670391wowee
>>153670384>a bunch of 30+ faggots made the cucknadian team over himkek
>>153670379tell me what part isn’t factual about what I posted? That McQueer can’t push a team over the edge? The Soilers and team Canada should be ashamed for making that faggot their captain. He has done NOTHING outside of individual awards. Let me know when he actually wins a championship.. oh wait, he’s 29 and has walled.
das it mane
>be kings>face the henderson silver knights>losekwab ycmtsu istg bros
>>153670394nah, u are.
DOROFEYEV SCAAAAAAAAAR
my knightsies should learn to play this well in all 3 periods
>>153670246>it was 2-1kwab
WE ARE AN ARYAN NATION SAAAAR!!
>>153670409maybe some day they will win a non-garyVID-cup. maybe.
>>153670415no milly
>>153670414turn off your VPN, chang.
>KONG5
>miss empty net>get scored on
>LA Kangz
>>153670384>every player just casually watching as he tees up the puckHave some fucking heart
>>153670418>i have no penisWe know.
Not so fast Vegas
>>153670426kek. rip
>>153670425KWAB>>153670426what?
>>153670250Post this on your main, coward
>gets voted captain >gets voted MVP 3x>lose 2 Stanley Cups >lose Olympic Gold match>blame shortcomings on team >escape blame>accomplish nothing >get compared to Crosby>29, hasn’t won shit.many such cases.
now its over
>4 goals on 4 shotsKWAB
>>153670424Another Nurse defensive masterclass. If he would've backed any further he would've fallen in Jarry's lap.
Owari da El Gay
I hope the Kings move on from Byfield this summer. He has a lot of potential but I think he might have hit his ceiling already and not worth letting his trade value go down
four goals is still exciting. is this the most the kings have scored in one game this season?
ok that third period was actually fun to watch
>>153670440He's getting traded to Vancouver for Pettersshit before this trade deadline.
>6-4 knights>but panarin got his
McDavid just got stripped by Sennecke
Welcome to LA Kangz, Breadman
lets go ducks
>>153670435Well there really aren't many such cases. Just kinda one case in fact
jarry was a good pickup coilers have a step up in draft position bowman masterclass
>>153670445Golden Knights and 3rd Periods are a pretty electrifying duo
>>153670230kek
>>153670440nice racism, you piece of shit. what would gavin think of that post?
>>153670384Darnell Nurse is awful
mcdavid almost did mcdavid things
ducks playing hot potato with the stick changing hands multiple times
>>153670465mcdavid with his signature Olympic nothingburger
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
think i'll watch The Mummy (1999) after the ducks game. Haven't seen that in while.
GARY POINT LETS FUCKING GO GARY BROS WE WON
Oilers down bad, grim
Ok yeah Leo is back
McDavid did the same fucking bullshit again
>>153670384absolutely buckbroken by shitty goaltending and shitty team defense and no depth scoring and no prospects and unmovable contracts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153670468(((They'll))) find a way to spin it for (((criticism)))
>soilers
MY DUCKIES
>Nurse
Not my soilers! NOT MY SOILERS!!!!
DUCKIES TAKE THE LEAD
>Soilers
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
>two 2-goal leads blown
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAMCDAVID HEROICS GETS PUNISHED AGAIN
esta noooooche teneeeemos que ganarPATOS PATOS PATOS
imagine telling someone last year that the sabres would have eight points up on oilers off back to back stanley cups finals while the sabres in barely in playoff position and the oilers are second in their division
I no longer want to hear jack, diddly, or shit about Connor mcdavid being the best player ever. Dude is a constant loser
>Darnell Nurse on ice again
what losing in overtime in a gold medal game does to a mfer.
How much more can he take?
>>153670502literally the same move from the overtime.
Holy shit he might actually an hero
>>153670505Wow what a deep and thoughtful analysis
>>153670506thank you for saying this, I have tolerated the jeets ITT for far too long.
KWAB
Poor McBridesmaid
>McDavid game-ending penaltyAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was a $20M+ goal against, btw.
McDavid is probably going to have to leave Edmonton if he ever wants to win a cup which is really sad. Also Oilers fans are right the reffies actually do hate them
They just can't stop losing! It is getting comical. Canadian teams will have gone 0-2 against American teams tonight.
Lol i thought jay woodcroft was still the oilers coach and snuck onto the wrong bench to like attack quenneville (possibly deserved)
DUCKS WIN!
Seriously? LOL
That poor bastard lmao
dude is actually fucking cursed
>Nurse fumbles the puck>skates around the net after the player he lost the puck to>instead of getting to the left defense position to cover for the only Ducks players without coverage he decides to glide into the slot
>1000th win for Qr/hockey just keeps losing
>McDavid in the boxOh God he really is gonna an hero
>>153670522Is leaving edmonton going to make him stop taking the puck from his own defensemen and speed skating to the goalie, stopping hard, and turning the puck over?
>>153670515the sabres are better than your shitty fucking useless piece of shit oilers sven suck some more mcdick maybe he'll finally fucking do something with his worthless career besides get QUACKED.COM
>>153670506I think you’d be better off watching the NBA if that’s how your brain works you dumb mutt
>>153670533You support gay rape and blackmail?
>>153670538No but he'll have a defense and a goalie that doesnt require him to be perfect
>>153670539Why are you seething? Low blood sugar?
>>153670533Q predicted this. Patriots 1000% in control.
ngl edmonton is shit though.
>ducks beat oilers >Ducks jump Seattle >Ducks jump Edmonton>100Q wins for coach Jesus what a night also lol mcdavid loses again
>>153670542Of course. You a redditor or something you raped bitch?
>>153670545Draisaitl is just standing there
>>153670542If the dudes are hot sure
>connor r mcdavid
>>153670551Congrats rapist enabler
>>153670542Guys can't get raped, unless it's the sweltering hot summer of 92
>>153670551this one's a little better
>>153670532
/r/hockey seething more now than they were over "leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee druuuuuuuuuuuuuuumpf"
>soilers and kitties both miss playoffswould be funny as fuck
>>153670538Honestly I just get the vibe that all McDavid haters here are just complete husks of humans and their entire life is seen through the lens of the never ending culture war so I have trouble taking their opinion on hockey seriously. I apologize if this doesn’t include you. McDavid is clearly the best player in the NHL now that Crosby is past his peak and the oilers have completely failed to build the team around him.
>>153670557He's the center and is taking away the stick from the Ducks player in front of the net.>>153670566Black on black violence is one of the biggest problems in North America, especially when it spills over on whites like it did there.
>>1536705691/10
At least McDavid played. Mackinnon pussed out.
>>153670567never return here
>>153670569someone tell the redditor who originally posted this that sid is unironically still better
>>153670566looked clean to me
>>153670573typical softpusy
SCARRRRRRRRR
>>153670572Post a picture of a stick or skates with a time stamp. I played hockey at a high level and i understand the game better than you
>>153670569Best regular season player. There's plenty of those. Dude is a choker.
>>153670576who said I was there you FAGGOT. everyone knows they are without even needing to visit. dumb bitch. what? you a "oldfag" who's been here since the "migration". Cool. Faggot. Been here since '06. Suck my jock, you newfag faggot.
This team went to the finals two years in a row.
>>153670577Kek. Would really rustle his jimmies, I bet. But it's true.
>>153670576the internet has clearly gotten even worse since people stopped using those shitty meme faces and expressions
Interesting, I said all of the McDavid haters are empty husks that see their entire life through the lens of the culture and war and I’m being called Reddit. Why would that be I wonder
>>153670594Cause you're fuckin gay.
>>153670594Cuz you're a fag.
I love seeing McDickriders get McFucked.
>>153670598And who has problem with queer folks besides culture war husks? I rest my case. Grow up and go outside.
>>153670597i thought the jest were gay and bad, so i played the hongcouver goalie. turns out they are even gayer and more badder.
McDavid chokes in the playoffs? What fucking sport do you mutts watch
>>153670605Bet all your money next time. You sound like you know a lot about hockey.
>>153670603Go suck a dick you faggot
>>153670610he had a shutty and 2 decent games before the break and loserpig sucks a cock. Yeah. I do know puck you fucking faggot. Turns out the faggot ass cocksucker westleaf faggots SUCK FAGGOT COCK more than I thought.
>1993Yes but that was French/Arab Canada not English/Hindi Canada. Their number is>1990
>>153670567They've always been doing that retard. You have to go back
>n-next question th-thank youholy fuck mcdavid is such a faggot. KWAB
He don’t got no rangz I evaluate players just like the screaming chimps in suits on my TV do when they’re talking about black sports
>>153670608the los angeles kings do not count as a playoff opponent
>>153670622He smoked the Golden Showers and Dullass after that
I bet everyone is going to look back on McDavid's career and think "remember that time he had a two points game against the rebuilding sharks, what a player he was" and not "isn't that the dumbass that lost in back to back finals then in the olympics".Because he is the best, you see.
>>153670614>he had a shuttyIf I remember correctly, Tolopilo skipped a minute of the game after getting pulled by the concussion spotter so the league doesn't count it as a shutout.
Ok bros, the games are over, I've drank a bottle of red wine and have half a bottle of vodka left. It's time to play the chinese dating sim. I've got dope, i've got smokes, the preview video showed a CEO woman who is demanding and says I may have to sacrifice my dignity to keep her happy, I think I'm gonna romance her first. I hope she cucks me.
>>153670631Thanks for the update
>>153670631My man living the dream
>Well now that I lost at the Olympics I can go back to losing with my teamIs he the luckiest man alive?
>>153670630fine. faggot. he had zero GAA that game.
>>153670631sorry your oilers lost
does mcdavid ask for a trade if they dont make the playoffs
>need 1 (one) chipped topaz to craft an amn rune>have zero and at least 3 of every other gemREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153670651who wants to pay 12.5M/2 for some bad luck bitch?
>>153670651He had his chance to get out of there, he signed an extension.He actually wants to be there believe it or not.
>>153670651What team wants a perennial choke artist to fuck up their chances at a cup?
>>153670668canucks
>>153670668sharks
>>153670665>rags
19932014
>>153670676McDavid would never play on the same team as his mortal enemy Connor Garland.
>>153670668>what shit team run by retards in a shit league run by a retard would want a shitter and retard?
>>153670686flames mentioned
connor mcmammoth
>>153670686My Islanders :)
>>153670688kek
your commisoner looks like edd from eff juan
Would our Islanders signing McDavid be bigger than Tavares abandoning us?
McDavid to Saint Louis.Not because it's a good fit or anything, just to toss him in the basement then forget about him. It's not like he would win a cup there. Give it two months and you'll be wondering where he went, that's the St. Louis effect.
>>153670704To where?
>>153670628>Injured golden showers>>>>>>>DeBoer team in the Conference FinalK
>>153670566heem sleepy
>>153670651Whoever takes him will never win a cup
In my neutral and objective opinion. This olympics doesn't tarnish Crosbys legacy. He has cemeted his spot already. Everyone knows he was just there this year in a leadership position because McMeme and MacSoftpusy couldn't lead a daycare group on their best day.It does however fully and completely obliterate the reputations of Mc, Mac, and Makar. They got exposed as the crying defensive liabilities they are.Hopefullly Hockey Canada can move on from this generation of players and build up from the generation of Celebrini, Bedard, and McKenna.
>>153670720I'm really the happiest about Makar getting exposed on the world stage while Werenski and Hughes skated circles around him.I hope to never hear about him being the best defenseman in the league again.
>>153670720>mc mc mcockthats what chickens sound like lol
>>153670720i dont think ive read a single person talk shit about crosby after the olympicshe even went out and did the press conference
>>153670725just can't stop thinking about cocks, can you?
>>153670720No one cares about Crosbaby's legacy. Otherwise you are right
>>153670728im thinking about how humans dont eat enough carnivore meat and how i should raise boutique free range chickens and dump crickets and shit into the acreage i fence off for them
>>153670720Of course it doesn't tarnish Sid's legacy. He didn't play in the game they lost, and even gave an interview after so mcbitch didn't have to.
>>153670738>sid found a way to win even when his team lost
Bud1 was right about Toews
>>153670736That's what I just said
LMAO Oilers lose to the Ducks of Anaheim.
>>153670724Toews and Makar getting undressed by fucking Boldy was so satisfying to watch.>here are the leagues two best defensemen I told you about
>>153670628>smoked the golden showersno cup?
>>153670747Toews is a shitter. Always has been.
>>153670756Jesus christ.
>>153670745Not to be that guy but>Standings
>>153670775Well, what about the Bestern?
you KNOW i'm canada down
>>153670775why is pacific listed first when all three centrals have more points percentage than all three pacifics
Anyone know the value of a tea factory that employes 250 people? my fob gfs dad owns one and i don’t feel like working in the future
>>153670800Are we talking lapsang souchong here?
McDavid should join the Ducks. He looks like the type that goes to Disney land all the time
>>153670795soul gets listed before soulless
>>153670813It’s in Kunming yunnan, that’s all I know
>>153670792>>153670795I was showing how the ducks jumped the oilers tonight as well thanks to them losing in regulation
>>153670775They're calling it the worst division of all time
>>153670286Fuck you buddy
knights won bro's
>>153670569The truth really riles them up
standings should be ranked by wins. points for losing is wrong and transgender
>>153670851Make it 3 for a RegW2 for ot1 for shootout0 for losing Reward and pressure teams to win in regulation instead of making both teams spend the last 5 min of a tied game playing safe to get a point.
>>1536708592 for regulation1 for ot1 for shoot out-1 for shoot out loss
Newfags don't know how good mcdavid is, not even the Oilers could turn him into a bust. You think it's bad he hasn't won a cup, the fact he made them make the finals twice is unbelievable.
1 for a regulation win0 for anything elsestill do overtime and shootout to punish the players for not winning in regulation
>>153670859Nothing shits on my tits more than a game going to a shootout. "Hey why don't we just throw away the entire last 3 hours of teamwork, strategy, hard work, tension, and just do a coin toss instead". I guess they should be entitled to a S/O point but it makes for bad awkey in my opinion. Teams should know there is no reward for delaying.
>>153670877Legacy why’s he’s on par with Matthew tachuk respectfully
>>153670877>if you lose you winflag checks out
>>153670893>can't fucking readflag etc. you can't read this anyway
oh he's mad
>>153670877Mcdavd's face makes me angry
>>153670877like the jets of the NHL
Quinn Hughes just followed Kai Trump. Celebrini follower her a month or so ago. Is she a puck bunny?
>>153670907who
>>153670922you tell me
I starting to think the Leafs aren't going to win this cup this season. Next season is our year.
>>153670920I can't imagine caring about this>>153670924how would I know
this chinese dating sim is pure propaganda but got damn it worked i'm like 20 minutes in and already want a chinese wife
>>153670764>chrome helmudwtf
>>153670920Why is 28 year old Quinn Hughes following a girl who's barely 18?
I just watched Red Army. I liked it. Is Red Penguins worth watching?
>>153670584
Who has the picture of Michiru Kaioh wearing a preds jersey?
>>153670938maybe he wants to show her the dome of the rock
>>153670938>she's only old enough to start an OnlyFans YOU SICK FUCK
>>153670965>reddit meme
>>153670978Age gap pearl clutching is the reddit meme
played some diablo 2 might login to mario kart
>>153670920According to the girlies, she was following all three brothers first and Quinn/Luke simply followed her back. She was following at least Jack well before the Olympics.It looks like she's collecting a bunch of brands and athletes for her list.
>>153670988So is that comment on every reddit thread about age gapsYou belong with each other
is there a single good game on tomorrow
Games? this is a eceleb thread.
>>153670993Quinn and Luke are the most recent people she followed.
>>153671004Yaaasss slayyy queen
>>153671004I guess the family has more status now that Jack's looks aren't their only selling point.
>>153670996just one
knights won bro
Diversity is our strength
>>153671021Matthews is getting the Dr. Phil hairline
>>153671021>Muh Looker>Muh Gooner>Muh Lennial Boomer
>>1536710242014
>>153671021>Hellebuyck made millions seethe by accepting a medal of freedomHonestly, my respect for him grew even more. Also, thanks for taking the attention away from my nation's humiliation by fanning the flames of US civil war
>>153671014
So what does this guy do now?
>>153671021I'd let the two on the left on my penis hockey team
https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/2026773962886177096this dude sums up the entirety of canadian failure
I might get fired today. Or at least the media company I work for might decide to shut down the printed newspaper and go full digital, so my services won't be needed.Anyway, go Habs go!
>>153671093>Amazing how different things look when you play the entire clip>it doesn't look different one bit>the retard reporter still looks like a scumbag
>>153671108I'll pay you to be my cat boi if you're a cute one
>>153671124clean your mouth off
Never seen a goalie get pulled in a tie game in the third period with no injury involved.
>>153671132Stop being gay
>delivery boy loses his job at 35 years old
>>153671167Fully clothed, non-sexual. Eat out of cat bowl
kek this shows how much i keep up with shitjust noticed Panarin went to the Kingsi guess Rangers fans were breddy mad?
>>153671108your services are what? Are you a paperboy?
>>153671181nah. it was announced a long time ago that panarin was told he wouldn't be welcome back to the >rags
>>153671187Yes. Ask him about his body building magazine collection.
>>153671193
I wish Canada won instead of those misogynistic MAGAtards
>>153671211wtf we won in your honor
>>153671187In a sense. I do the exact same thing as a postal worker except I work nights and I deliver the morning paper. We also deliver packages, letters and other weekly papers.>>153671175I have $140k in savings so losing my job would be great.
>>153671189oh...looks like he made the right choice
https://streamable.com/90vr2q
>>153671227All of the autistic hikikomoris who are scared of people should do your job
>>153671241That's a good one because the ass is usually where shit comes from
>>153671211perkele :(((
Were they at least invited to the island on a later date or just ate McDonald's a d got kicked out?
>>153671211On a political level i agree, but usa winning is better from shitposting and underdog story perspective.
3v3 isn't hockeyAll those matches ended in a tie. They didn't even deserve to be in the final
>>153671295>2014Hahah… what is the humoristic value of posting that… it wasn’t that long ago, right?
>>153671258Yeah, but I still meet some people during the nights. Last week I saved the life of a 77-year old with a walker who lives in a "sheltered accommodation". Right when I pulled up beside his building to deliver papers, he came walking and before he reached the electronic thing where you hold up the tag to lock up the doors his legs started to give up. And it was -22°C that night.I exited my car and told him to lean on me, and after we finally got inside his legs completely gave up so he toppled over. So then I had to lift him into a chair in the lobby, lift him up from the chair and to his walker after he had rested a bit, go to his apartment and get his slippers, take off his winter shoes and put on those slippers follow him to his apartment, help him up on the bed (pulled a muscle in my back doing that) and feed one of his cats.The home care services usually don't arrive at that building until 04:00 and I as there at 02:00, so he would've probably froze to death if I didn't choose to drive my route in that village exactly that way I chose and arrived there at that exact time. I was about to drive to that building 30 minutes before but in the last moment I changed my mind because I thought going another route towards the only buildings with time locks would save me a minute or two.And before Christmas there was a guy in a wheelchair sitting outside that same building in just a long-sleeved shirt, and then it was even colder and he must've missed the note on the door that says that you can't use the keys to get inside after 00:00, you have to use the tag and he went outside in the middle of the night without the tag. So I tagged us in and rolled him into the lobby.
Watching some dyke porn right now in honor of the wymyn's USA hockey team. How much box do you think each of them has munched on since last week?
>>153671330actually based desu
>>153671306More recent than fagland has won a gold with actual hockey professionals.
Not reading all that
>>153671343it was only three words canacuck.
>lost race 4 of the lightning cup by less than a secondAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153671330You're making an honest living and frankly when the situation arises you're doing the lord's work. Good on ya papers manhttps://youtube.com/shorts/IEpB61XA5QY?si=PlszXi7HJFxuV0iY
>>153671339>>153671360The guy never thanked me. He's very grumpy. And he was kind of bossy, telling me to park his walker in a specific place, feeding the cat, removing a basket where one of his cats lies from the bed to a specific place. All in all it took 45 minutes.He's also told me off a bit for leaving the car idling while I'm in the building he lives in and for dazzling him with my high beam. Back then I just told him that whenever I see him I try to shut the high beam off and that I'm only in his building for 2 minutes.
>>153671457good for you bro. old people are frustrated with how immobile and unable they are to do things that they used to be able to do. we'll be there too someday.
>>153671457Water off your back man. He needed help and doesn't want it. Sucks to be old.Fun story this reminded me of (similar stubborn old mule, and worth telling!). I grew up in snowy New England, and one of my friends grew up across the street from her grandmother's house. Every time it snowed, it was my friend and her brother's job to shovel the driveway and walkways of their house, and then the driveway and walkways of their grandmother's house across the street. One year we got a massive storm, like 1m of snow. Literally nowhere to go, the whole city shut down for like 3 days, it took days just for the city to clear the roads. So my friend and her brother decided to fuck bothering shoveling and they stayed in, played video games and ate soup.Anyway like 3 days later their grandmother was found frozen to death by the mailman, because with 3 feet of snow on the ground and nobody shoveling her walkway, she tried to do it herself (for literally no reason, she doesn't leave the house), and she slipped and fell and couldn't get up and froze. Not a single person who knows this lady blames the kids, she's known as a stubborn cunt who would rather do something stupid just to make a point. She sure did!
>>153671477Yeah, he told me that he used to be the fastest man in the county on 400m. Growing old isn't always fun. And as I wrote, he's 77. My grandparents are 92 and it was only about 1-2 years ago they started to have trouble getting around. At that age my grandfather still traveled to Africa and my grandmother could walk long distances without any trouble.>>153671521Jesus, that's quite the story. Some people are strange for sure...
>>153671521jesus christ
>>153670545I thought trading skinner was supposed to fix this mess
Canadians didn't really care about the loss. They're just pissed they didn't get to eat McDonald's
>>153671785but at least they could enjoy that sweet Italian trench
McBridesmaid
saw a girl wearing a Tate McRae shirt bro's
saw Tate McRae without a shirt bro’s
>>153672035https://youtu.be/1YFzjPGHM2M?si=hCE2nShtczU2RmjT
>>153672045Surprise its just jack hughes
>>153672045she isnt like that
Playoffs or not, I have acquired a vessel to hold my precious liquids
>>153672066I feel like I might die of olde age before I have a proper sabre. If you actually have one cherish it and pass it on to your kids (meaning, your niece).
>>153672077>>153672066
>A "distasteful joke" by US President Donald Trump has overshadowed the achievement of female athletes at the Winter Olympics, says USA women's ice hockey captain Hilary Knight.>USA won both men's and women's ice hockey gold for the first time at the Milan-Cortina Games this month.>The men's team received a congratulatory call from Trump, who invited them to his State of the Union address and said he would have to ask their female counterparts as well or he "probably would be impeached".>The women's team later declined an invitation from Trump to attend Tuesday's speech in Washington DC.>"It was sort of a distasteful joke, and unfortunately that is overshadowing a lot of the success, the success of just women at the Olympics carrying for Team USA and having amazing gold medal feats," five-time Olympic medallist Knight told ESPN.>The men's team was criticised after several players appeared to laugh when Trump made his comment, but Knight said: "I think there's a genuine level of support there and respect. That's being overshadowed by a quick lapse. The guys were in a tough spot, so I think it's a shame this storyline and narrative has kind of blown up and [is] overshadowing that connection and genuine interest in one another and cheering each other on."Peak women moment (lol posted in wrong thread)
Go back
>>153672066>no cup
Um leafs bros.... Our window has shut...
Jackies play tonight
>>153672171which sunbelt team is getting the generational mestizo and why is it anaheim?
>>153672171>seething hockey opinions from a guy who couldnt make it on the nhl
>>15367025241 million broken minds cannot be fixed in a day.
>>153672245americans are still recovering from 4nash
>>153672171>laffs>windowClosed for 70 years. Never even cracked open.
>>153672252what drafting an american first overall gives you
>>153671211I'm glad to see yet another Fin suffer mental anguish.
it's too cold to open your windows
>>153672256laffs have been dogshit since before Matthews' father was born
>>153672249What now?
>>153672259>Actually unironically living in the north
>>153672259>he doesn't burp his house every dayNGMI
>>153672277burping is rude
Proper Season™ is starting up again so we can forget about all this stupid trash please
>>153672152And yet, it holds my beer just fine.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>153672341Good morning fren. How did you sleep?
>>153672066>newfags dont know about the piss sabre
I heemed all the tourists and they left. You're welcome.
I haven’t left, I’ve overstayed my visa and I refuse to leave.
haha
Men's team:>Eating goyslop with a chudWomen's team:>Fine dining with a chad
Every team should only have one maybe two NMC's on their roster, need to spice up deadline day
>>153672466Johnny saved that goal for us
>>153672468can they move on already?
>>153672468>chad
>>153672468Men will be forever basedWomen are cursed to be debased. And forgotten.
>>153672415In America, the only stuff they serve at sporting events is piss at 3x the markup
>>153672468>Fine dining with a chadTucci got oral cancer from sucking so much cock.I can see why the women would prefer him.
>>153672479Woke dykes literally have nothing else but this shit. They will never feel the pleasure of male penetration, the feminine goal.of insemination and the glory of fulfilling their role with childbirth.
The girls will go to the WH and Trump will give them a humiliation ritual, beanie babies style. Also, no McDonald's.
GARY IS NOT HAPPY! HE COULDA HAD MORE MONEY! HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL!>“While we did a terrific rating, I’ve been told by reliable sources in the broadcasting business that the rating could’ve been twice as high"
the return of the snack wrap is probably the only thing I’ve liked about McDonalds the past decade.
>>153672468>McDonaldsWhy not TACO Bell?
>>153672520>return of the snackoh my God
>>153672542I see what you did there
>>153672468What % of people in the world know who this Stanley Tucci is?After I looked up who he is I realized he was the obvious non-White doctor in a Capt America movie. Other than that he's a fucking nobody.Now, what % of people in the world know who Donald Trump is?See, the women had lunch with a fucking nobody.
>>153672108>It was sort of a distasteful jokeHow is it distasteful?
>>153672559yikes
>>153672468
>>153672558>A non-issue has you altering your algorithmBig Business wins again
can san blowgay trade celebrini to my re dwings :) please
>>153670548McDavid is not far away to have his Patrick Roy moment.
>>153670548Reckon he regrets his decision to stay in Edmonton?
jack hughes performative emotion last night was so disgusting
I don’t understand the appeal of Tim Hortons. It’s literally Canadian Dunkin‘Doughnuts. Boston Pizza is also mid
>>153672664>don’t understand the appeal of Tim HortonsYou have too much testosterone
>>153672664I dont understand any of that or stackbucks, etc. Dont you have coffee machines at home in the US of A?
My Devils > Shittsburgh
>>153672694Starbucks is quite literally a scam for women. last time I ate there a large black coffee and ham and cheese croissant cost me 12 dollars.
>>153670250There it is
>her debbies
It’s humiliating to lose to Americans. They smell like pee pee. I’ve met these Americans and they all smell like sewage. They think we’re Indian? But they smell like a septic tank. So they be talking about hockey and such. Which is fair, because they won, so they are the hockey champions. But I keep getting distracted by the smell. It smells like doo doo and also poo poo. If I had to be more precise, I would say it smells like doodoo feces. It’s the Americans and I think it comes from their skin and their mouth. They start talking about hockey and I can smell it. It smells like a big mess from a human’s butt.
I smell like marner
two stage marner for me this morning. stage one was mostly solid with corn from my chipotle burrito. the hot salsa mustve been stage two because it was much softer and hot
>>153672664It was pretty comfy before the great Jeetification occurred. Now it's a soulless brand milking the Canadian symbolism for all it's worth and release meme items every month instead of fixing their enshitified staple items.
>>153672664Tim Hortons is coasting on a reputation made prior to being bought by Burger King
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF3D-blOrYc
>>153672822Is that the actual Oval Office? It looks like an eastern european recreation
>>153672829I think there are multiple white houses. Like how there's multiple stanley cups.
>>153672822I briefly tought it was Ronald Reagan's hand on the American player's shoulder.
>>153672822Those drapes are ugly.
As a Habs fan...Thank you so much for standing up and rejecting Brady and his MAGA antics. The whole country is proud of you and honestly it's the first time in my life I feel a deep appreciation to you guys. You're showing that we should never accept disrespect.On a personal level I'm so glad that none of our guys played for team usa (lowercase always) but I hope we'd have the same reaction as you do.Make him regret what he did. Never give an inch and keep fighting until he runs back to his daddy Trump.
>>153672880all the updoots!
>>153672822>Just glue some gold painted plastic crap on the wall.How does one gain a taste for this aesthetic?
McDavid is coming to the Montreal Canadiens
>>153672880I will not stand for proper noun discrimination
>>153672902Edmonton isnt playing the habs anymore this season
>>153672710>a scam for womenWomen earn more money than us. We are loser here.
I want to climb the Calgary mountains
>>153672900Have the last name Trump
>>153672920With a cap friendly contract because that's what the boys do in Montreal.
>>153670578>blood appearing out of nowhere>cleanlmao
Go Sabres
In the not so far history they will study Canadas fall from one of the most beloved nations to the most globally hated one in a mere handful of years.
>>153670230How does he create the stick figure?
What does this guy actually do?
>>153673017Chalk on the camera lens
>>153672997If the answer isn't jeets then it's wrong
>>153672931>a rested Sid coming next summer>McDavid coming in two summerswatatatow nous sommes tellement chanceux!
>>153673028
Is Cutty Gauthier a future USA player?
>>153672822Why do people keep photoshopping Matthews head to look like that
>>153673089He should be on the 2030 team, dude has an incredible shot that can beat goalies from anywhere and a knack for getting open
The Oshawa Orthocones
janny tranny banned me for 30 days for "ban evasion". ahahahahha. fucking retards. they still can't figure out how mobile internet works over DHCP. but i have to say, sometimes I get an IP that has been already banned for some wild shit somewhere on /tv/ or some anime boards. apparently the IP range is huge as it spans a huge geographic area. that's a major headache for the jannies. they need to request a pay increase.
>become american heroes>instantly sell out and become spokesmen for chinese electronics company
>>153672822>Jake CHADerson front and centerYep yep.
Nurse with 4 more years at 9.25 mil
>.
>>153672822Bald
>>153673148>become american heroesBut they're Jews?
>>153673148True american patriots
>[Basu] This loss is not a national crisis in Canada. Canada dominated the final 40 minutes of regulation, outshot the USA 42-28, and if that game were played 100 times, Canada would probably win 95 of them. USA deserves a ton of credit for how they played, but Hellebuyck deserves the most.Apparently this "Basu" is a Montreal jeet. Why do jeets cover hockey in Canada? Embarrassing.
The Jarry trade is really starting to age poorly, it's possibly the worst trade made in the NHL this year.
>Redditors who make politics their entire identity when players who lived and breathed hockey since they could hold a stick don't care about politics as much as they do
>>153673268out of five
>>153673103the score got their updated 2030 USA olympic team uploaded and hes on their potential 4th line. no Canada. buck broken reporters
Please, my son, no more stick and puck. I cant keep up any more. Just please. Dont wake me up at 6am telling me to start the car no no no.Its too much lads. Too much for my old bones. I never even played a real game of hockey.
>>153673308Predicting the 2030 roster for >us is easier than for Canada tbf>leafs are in a crisis after losing, might approach roster building much differently as a result of it>about 75% of Team USA will still be prime age in 2030 so they will return if healthy, leafs had an older roster so there will be more natural turnover as more of their players retire or get too old to be useful>more competition for roster spots since Canada has the deepest pool to choose from of any country, for example McKenna might be a contender for Team Canada in 2030 but I doubt USA has anyone in the upcoming draft who will compete for a 2030 roster spot
FUCK the U.S Men’s Hockey Team. Seriously. I can’t believe I ever cheered for them. EVER. I’m literally sick to my stomach.Partying with that dickhead Kash or whatever the fuck his name is? Sure, whatever, maybe he snuck in.On the phone with Trump? Okay, maybe they don’t wanna go on record outright rejecting him to avoid death threats. Maybe they’re ignorant of politics. No one expects hockey players to be activists. At worst, maybe some team members are MAGA, but that doesn't justify shitting on the whole team! Right? I'll just condemn them and go on being happy my country got a gold.Laughing at his jokes? Reposting the videos and pictures?? THE WHOLE TEAM LAUGHING AT TRUMP MOCKING THE U.S WOMEN'S TEAM???Oh i'm ill. I'm queasy. I'm dizzy. In my eyes, the gold medals were snatched by a bald eagle, and nobody has them.Why does Trumpium have to be everywhere? Like, I wouldn't be as distressed if some of them are MAGA, not because I find it okay or would support those individuals, but because I'm well aware that it's a risk I take when I support ANY of my countrymen openly, because he got the majority vote. And a bunch of white men in sports?? Literally republican breeding ground.But the entire team?? Really? Not ONE non-trumpie??? God DAMN :/
>>153673148iirc tcl is a sponsor of the Olympics. But I thought China gave up on hockey
>still talking about the Olympics>still pretending to be offended>still overacting>ham and exaggeration fuck the IOC and fuck You People, give it a fucking rest, bunch of weak baby man children
>>153673374>And a bunch of white men in sports?? Literally republican breeding groundthis is what it comes down to, btw. the redditors and "journalists" complaining about this were the people who were bullied in school (as they should've been) by jocks. they love the sport, but hate the athletes. their high school crush? never paid them any attention and dated a hockey player. it's ultimately envy.
>>153673399>they love the sportReally doubt that
slap shot turned 49 yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XbL7lG0Su8
>>153673397hCanadians celebrate the teams win, Americans celebrate the other team losing we're not the same.
>>153673432everyone celebrates Canada losingfuck every single one of you
>>153673432That just means we have two things to celebrate about and you have nothing.
>>153673397We’ll be talking about that game for the rest of the season but the rest of the Olympics should be forgotten
>>153673448Seething mongrel
>>153673461>
nouveau >>153673490>>153673490>>153673490
>>153670821Terrible defense. I feel like my team is held to higher standards than the players on edmonton.
