Vegas afterparty edition
>>153700192SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Bradford Bulls v Toulouse Olympique XIII02:00am (Monday) AEDST on Fox and Kayo1.43-2.90>Round 3 of the Super League from Bartercard Odsal Stadium.
The dogs win today was VERY uninspiring... they scrape home against a pathetic dragons team... oh wait, i guess thats what you get when you have a massive handicap in your team a.k.a Lachlan "fuckhead" Galvin...Dogs are gonna have a bad year if hes steering them around the park.... seriously, looks like a 5 yr old, and plays like one too... cant kick or pass for SHIT!
I thought I played pretty well today, what do you reckon.
>>153700271This would have been funnier with an American flag
>>153700271I thought you were super shit. So nothing new from last year.
>>153700271I thought you look like a Chris Lilly character fucking mong cunt
reminder that head-2-head isn't the real comptotal points is the true test
I'm on 57 points atm
>>153700192NEWY NEWY NEWYIT'S BEEN OVER SIX MONTHS BOYSA WIN, A REAL BLOODY WINAOB YOU SON OF A BITCHPOOCASTLE POOCASTLE POOCASTLE
>>153700354So you feel the Dolphins were the best peem last year? They scored 721 points, only peem to get over 700. Finished 9th on the ladder btw
have a roll to celebrate footy being back
>>153700530rolling for taneisha
>>153700530ellie
>>153700530Need Matekino Gray
>>153700530Give me 62 or give me nothing
>>153700530roll!
>>153700530
>>153700212>02:00am (Monday) AEDSTI’m not gonna make it, goodnight
>>153700354Shall be winning both so it won't matter. I WILL be the undisputed champ.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/28/north-carolina-micropenis-challenge
>>15370053062
>>153706062WINRAR
Bradford beat Toulouse 18-6
petrol prices bros...
filling up your car is funding the Iranian regimeI will be taking my bike for a few weeks
This is why I don't drive and totally not because I'm a lazy piece of shit who won't get his licence
Brandon got a tat in vegas to celebrate
>>153709729
Due to unforeseen circumstances I have to announce I will not be playing in the 2026 NRL season
>>153709968based Lomax
I have only just realised why it was the Roosters fans who used to cop the most shit from the Bulldogs games in 2000's.
Thoughts on the new Fox League Scoreboard Graphics?
>>153710837I hate flat design so much
mornin lads
3 sleeps until the footy
>>153710837I like it but the number font is too thick, 8 6 and 0 look too similar from afar
>>153710878nice
Tigers and Dolphins confirmed going to Vegas next year. That just leaves Parra, Melbourne, Gold Coast and Perth as the other 2 options
Perth aren't daybooing in Vegas
>Killick claims in another Las Vegas incident, some visiting parents went to a supermarket only to be confronted by a man "with an axe trying to rob them". He says supermarket security chased the man out of the shop.
Let's be real Gold Coast will be the last ones left. Hell I can see teams going a second time before the Titans get invited
>Former St George Illawarra star Indie Bostock and Raiders player Georgia Willey woke up to find a bearded man wearing a beanie in their room before the man ran out in the early hours of Friday morning, local time.They got 'yjak'd?
>>153700530rolling for the family
>>153711395ANYBODY SEEN WOODSY?
>>153700224>>153710419We could have used the old thread for another 19 hours
Liam Martin OUT for round 1
>>153711608Corban has really nice feet
have a feeling the panthers are going to belt the ever loving shit out of the broncos
>>153700530rollerino
>>153711608Did they get flown out there? Chooks weren't even playing
>>153711868
>>153711866>off by 4Better luck next time
If there's a draft we need a ned freeman hideaway in the bush
Lets go broncos
IT'S FUCKING PEEM PIST POOSDAY
>>153712186Only by fake NSW time
>>153711868They played and won the Las Vegas 9s tournament, which is the new Coca Cola World 7s except played at a local park in America.
>>153713071And played by women
>>153713071I'm old enough to have gone to a world sevens back in the day
I was really upset when 7s became a union thing.
Brooke from Frontline looks like Yvonne in her prime but hotter cause shes bitchy
Nacon, the company who owns Big Ant Studios has filed for insolvency. Maybe we can get a decent developer to make our Vidya now
BREAKING: Zac Lomax has agreed that he won’t return to the NRL until the 2028 season after coming to an out-of-court settlement with Parramatta.The impasse between the parties is finally over, after Melbourne also agreed to pay $250,000 of the Eels’ legal costs.
Diet starts next week
For me? Its Emma the produceLooks like Nicole kidman
Lomax more like SLOWmax Oh well he’ll be able to focus on his ice bath business for the next couple of years lol
Zac Lomax YOU are a Western Force
>>153715750damn thats brutal for zacbit dumb that lad
Lomax will always be a tragic figure I. League
bit gay me
addicted to pornography lads
>>153716099You should listen to Joe Burgess
These NRL off-season videos are really good. Makes me want to visit and watch a few games, the weather looks good. Did not see any snakes or spiders so that's promising.
Please watch our sport
>>153716239snakes arent a common thing to seespiders are but theyre less of a problem to stumble upon
>>153716239Did you watch the Vegas matches?
>>153716239Damn if only there were some games closer to you that may or may not have happened throughout the weekend
https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2026/03/03/club-statement-zac-lomax/
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
Based contract respectors.
Jayden Campbell out for a month
Do you keep your chocolate in the fridge or cupboard, and which state are you from? Asking to settle a friendly dispute.
>>153717183Cupboard, NSW
>>153717183depends on the chocolate, nsw
Cupboard, Queensland
>>153715750Kek press S to spit on Lomax and the fucking Storm!!! Up the broncgods, everyone can thank us for raping them and ending their reign of terror
>>153716099Become addicted to prostitutes instead mate
Fridge in summer if it gets too hot, cupboard the rest of the year NSW
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
>penis sore from all the rapemax
I wanted the storm to win the caseSure lets let another one of our origin players go play union, that'll be great for the game
>>153717490He's a diva and a retard, I'd rather see the bloke destroyed based off principle alone
>>153717410Would anyone be surprised if a bloke this greedy was paid to miss his kicks in origin 2 last year....
>>153717561>>153717598
>>153717657>>153717598I'm a broncGODS customer mate, fuck the eels
brother WHY is Tallis Duncan on the bench
>>153717490not a queenslander, dont care
lets go
Who won the footy lads
>>153715705this has put me in a good mood
petrol bros...
filled up yesterday for $1.66 now I can drive to the footy
>>153717183In summer I have, Sydney. But it takes a big taste hit because it doesn't melt in your mouth properly fresh out of the fridge. Only ever get high cocoa Lidndt varieties.
>>153717187>>153717241>>153717258Tweed Heads NSW or Jindabyne NSW?
>>153717183Freezer, WA
>>153717183really interest to hear nightie’s answer to this desu
You ever put your chocolate in the freezer?
>>153718387?
>>153717183NSW, fridge for everything except cooking chocolate
>>153717183my chocolate is at the shops cause its too expensive , NSW
why the fuck would my chocolate ever make it to the fridge or pantrydo you go get a glass of water and then put it in the fridge?
Were you one of the anons who showed there snack haul for Sunday?
>>153718630based fat cunt
>>153718640do you take a photo of your glass of water?
>pantry
You have to bulk buy choccies when they're on special. You can't just buy as you eat
I only eat a choccie when I score a century
>>153717901broncos
>>153717183PantryNew Yorklel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMXoTlODkSI
>>153718273PULL THAT DECEIVER LEVER
got a bad feeling im going to miss / forget about the footy tomorrow
>>153720735We will remind you
Bye Felicia
Newcastle bros, are we getting excited for this season?
I don't know who Turnstile are but apparently they're doing the soundtrack for the Fox League promos this year Looking forward to hearing their songs in the background of Matty Nable promos
>>153724061They're the latest "saviours of rock" fotm meme band that no one will remember in a year or two
>>153722176The Thousand Year Dynasty is officially ON
Lomax spotted at Rugby Australia
https://www.sen.com.au/news/2026/03/03/zac-lomax-contract-saga-parramatta-eels-melbourne-storm-corey-parkerCorey Parker dropped some absolute drivel lads
>>153700530Go on then, hoping for someone for hugs and snu snu
>>153724061Are they the band which made a song about spraying water on your stereo backing the late 90s?
>Corey Ploddell finally droppedThank fuck
>>153724061I remember an older millennial (early 40s) asking me about music I liked. I said "hardcore" and she mentioned this band. Don't think I have really listened to them though.
>walsh
>>153725409KEK he really is one of the biggest deadshits QLD has produced. Can’t believe Channel 7 hired him.
old boys club innit
>>153725736delete this
Jaime Chapman holy shit, wish I could post here without being straight-shamed
>>153726007her tits unironically look bad herevery bimbo'y
Imagine all the people, living life in peace
>>153726007How can Hammer be an NRL fullback when he has a clear problem with fumbling?
I thought the footy was tonight but I realised it's only wednesday wtf
>offical statement
Something about this guy manages to piss everyone off
>>153726206OMG GUYS ITS IN BLACK AND WHITE SO IT MUST BE TRUE BURN THE NRL CONSTITUTION RIP UP EVERYONES CONTRACTS
>They've got Brent Read trying to play Kentys role on 360 nowKenty might have been a fuckwit but at least he wasn't a complete fucking idiot
#bringbackkenty #buykentyabeer
Lads how many weetbix every morning to fix my poos? Ta
https://youtu.be/B4Y180hJ614 Vegas Afterglow, Hall of Famers and Round 1 Preview | Get Em' Onside>They got a new studio setupSportsbet must have made bank last year.
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