>Lap:#8354>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153699599>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-Mercedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-Mercedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0HAM: 0NOR: 0>News:Charles wifed AlexandraMiddle East has some scuffle, Gulf GPs status: unknownMonitoring the situation continuesDrive to Survive isn't going anywhere (that's a threat..)GP de Monaco mandatory two-stop rule scrappedMartin Donnelly will return to the cockpit of an F1 car; good luck, Martin!
>>153711467>-~*
good morning all!
Pornula 1 Angela White Australian Goon Prix 2026 starts now pedal to the metal thr entire week lights out and away we go now my cock is hard
>>153711472terrible australian posting, go haka somewhere>>153711478settle down esti
>GP de Monaco mandatory two-stop rule scrappedWhat the hell are they going to do to make it interesting? LMAO
>>153711487shut up
>>153711489Run the track the other direction
>>153711467gimi
>>153711489Throw an e*glish driver into the harbour every 15 laps
>>153711493no!
norris' russian masterclass just happened on the stream btw
>Promo for 2026 season>GR 63 at the right side of trophyScripted ass 2026 season, just like 2025.
Upsss, i posted in the last thread, soooo embarrasing
>>153711520argh... how can you even show yourself now... c-c-c-cringe...!
>>153711489run it at night
>>153711520i thought it was cool
>>153711529no floodlights, only streetlights and no headlights. just paint the outer lines with glow in the dark paint
george is a weirdo >>153706965
>>153711532add some helicopters following around with spot lights for the leaders.
I will be in attendance on Saturday and will be winking at random guys until I run into an /f1/ poster
>>153711582expected
>>153711601see you there, cutie
>>153711601BEFORE WE GET STARTEDWE WOULD LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT...
You know what I call IndyCar?Mick Schumacher and the other couple of fellas.
>>153711511that aint the right side
>>153711601respect my land my culture cunt
>>153711637I love her
>>153711637>thighsgoodness me
>>153711621Right side in our POV* I'm a fellow turd world 49 IQ borwncel, my bad
kwab
>>153711723Will Lewis get a grid penalty for ignoring red flags?
Finally after all these years I can reuse this image
>>153711732What does "malena" mean where does it come from
>>153711637is leclerc actually retarded why would he marry brownxandra m'olehair instead of her
>>153711771lecuck is brown
[Mercedes AMG F1] ¡ɹǝpu∩ uʍoꓷ ʞǝǝʍ ǝɔɐɹ s,ʇI
IT'S RAWE CEEK Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Verification NOT requried)
>>153711746I'm genuinely invested in the Perez vs Bottas head to headI think Bottas is the better driver but the team will favour Perez
remember that merc fluid boobies that left f1 for hamilton's mission44 scam? she got replaced in mission44 by that coal black lady who was ham's personal media assistant in ferrari, and now fluid boobies are in aston martin with honda power unit
>>153711879You sure that's the same she-hog? I could have sworn I saw her in some merc promo picture not too long ago.
amx
>Aston Martin going to retire after the formation lapsDoes this still count as a race start?
Reports from Italy claim that Aston Martin's plan for the Melbourne race would be to take the formation lap and retire after a few lapsThis is due to a lack of spare parts from Honda following the issues in testingThey have even considered not participating in Australia, citing force majeureKWABOTY
>>153711953No, us 05 only had 6 starts
>>153711953>>153711965K E KEK
Not even mclaren honda was this bad, not even minardi, this is alonsos worst car
>>153711953>>153711965How the FUCK did he call it?
>asston shartin will be for the formation lap but not for the actual race>>153711489Speed boosters and objects the drivers can throw at their opponents
>japanese engineering
>>153711965>after a few lapsWill they get lapped?
where are the plane autists at? I was expecting to see them argue itt about that F15E getting shot down like its a war thunder forum
>>153711992I was confused what the hell that was so I went looking and apparently those machines dispense instant sub-zero coke.Why the hell a normal vending system wouldn't suffice and why someone would want slightly colder than already cold coke is beyond me.
>FIA will let poopshartin breach the 107% rule just for poopshartin to essentially not compete
>>153711977something something broken clockexcept in his case he's right about 1 thing but spams it 200 times a day
>>153712006They said it was friendly fire, maybe they are friends again with iranGlad to see both sides getting along
>tfw my car is faster and more reliable than Aston Martin Honda F1 Car
>>153712019I guess I'm more just surprised AM went to shit this quickly.Early 2023 when he joined it looked like they were the 2nd/3rd quickest team and could be fighting for wins, 3 years later, an entire works engine deal, and Newey joining and now they're struggling to make the start.
>A Billionaire>Cant even do something to break Honda contract earlyThey gonna suffer like this probably until 2030+
>>153711992that is probably some gaynigger adcampaign that is unironically beneficial.i would for example go thru multiple point schemes to get a coke bottle for 120 yen and then pay whatever extra sustain your scheme's validity
>>153712029>AM went to shit this quickly.>an entire works engine dealIt's the engine deal. Honda had pulled out of F1 when Aston Martin signed them, causing them to start developing the engine later than everyone else and from scratch as they'd reassigned/lost all their previous F1 engine people.The car itself will probably end up being good, it's just a matter of waiting for the engine to be fixed.Depending on how strict F1 is regarding engine development, that could be 4-5 years away. kwab.
>>153712038This reg only last for 3 years. Alonso will be long gone by then (and hopefully entire Asston Martin too)
rape week I mean raec week
>>153712019>he's right about 1 thing
>>153712043alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>153712034>makes huge deal with aramco>aramco gets bombedThis is gonna be a fun season lads. Let's hope we'll all get to the end of it
>>153712055Can they borrow Ferrari fuel to race with?
Does Honda still even making great cars? Aston Martin should of partnering with BYD
>>153712063What does Ferrari use? And where are the refineries at?
>>153712074*asian accent*Duh... Honda... Uhhhh....Civic mang..
>>153712074They cheapen out with their motorcycles let alone a fucking car.
>>153711953>>153711965neweybros....... what is our cope?
>>153712094Wouldn't have even made the formation lap under Horner.
>>153712049Nobody could predict the legendary shitting of Baku
>>153711953I guess it's confirmed, Alonso's bad luck is stronger than even Newey's eldritch powers.
>>153712094Damn Newey got schooled by Lance Stroll......
>>153711953>unlimited money (to a point)>brand new, state of the art facilities>the most renowned aerodynamicist>produces a car that can't even competecomedy
Why didn't Aston Martin using AI to fix their issues?
>>153712094I'm sure he managed to squeeze in only the best conditions in case he gets sacked.
>newey can't shit up red bull anymore feels good lads
Aston Shartin rn
ashton was always ass, the best they could do was trying to copy mercedespathetic.
>>153712137Forgot:>best driver pairing on the grid
alonso....kwabbus maximus
there's always next year
Alonso, 65 years old, Trying to win WDC with Haas Honda
Hamilton or Alonso, which career has had the biggest kwab ending?
>>153712164they had their own meme wing for a short while before it got immediately banned
>>153712189revealing it before the break was really retarded
>reports that Aston Martin's title sponsor just got bombed by a drone strikewell there goes the sponsor money.
>>153712214that's what they get for supporting israel
gimi
If Bahrain and Saudi Arabia are cancelled they'll race in Imoler and Constantinople
>>153712187Like what do you mean? Like car or driver? Hamil last season was one of the worst drivers and alo one of the bestNow that i think about it alonso never had a better car than poois, 2011 was when they had the nearest car
>>153712249you will get your rbr2 silverstone2 and you will like it
>>153711467nice edish
>>153711473bonjour
>>153712267Could we get at least another united statesian GP?
roasted leo with asparagus and a wine sauce
There are too many races. You don't need a replacement.
This was supposed to be a joke
>>153711992Do jap have real coke OG flavor or is it sweetener slop?
>>153712328>Running faster than the carsThe only car he'll be able to run faster than is his own.
>>153712312thanks
>>153712341And maybe Cadillac
Death to Olland
PLEEEEAAAAASE tell me someone itt bought asstomouthston merch this year. alonso and honda deserve eachother
>>153712367Meh, its well done, and they said that safety will be their priority, as it should be, so, id anything changes until the races there, there wont be races, which is goodWell done mbs
>>153711489Race engineers will be given €100k in casino chips and will be broadcast playing baccarat from the Monte-Carlo during the race.They can cash in 50k to allow their driver to cut the nouvelle chicane, but the cost goes up by 10k each time they do.
>>153711965they need to test tho, skipping the race would be no good either
>>153711965At least this season will produce memes.Not much else though.
>>153712408TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153712408Looking a bit too much like >>>/gif/30330578.
>>153711992wtf?why the extra steps?
>>153712491Don't want people hurting themselves with the super cold drinks.
>>153712469grim
>>153711467>Martin Donnelly will return to the cockpit of an F1 car; good luck, Martin!worry.jpg
>>153711771there were reasons...
>>153712342y-you're welcome xo
>>153712603What an absolute cock demon. She's just pure SEX. You just she completely empties Alex's balls every day, to the point he has to beg her to stop, but she just laughs and demands MORE. What a fucking succubus. Semen vampire. Her diet is 90% semen, you just know it. You see it in her face. Her hunger for cock is never-ending. She is a queen in a palace of SEX.
Who needs a wdc when you can put your penis in Lily He's mouth
>that sharl minifigOOF
>>153712682he looks mexican
I really hope they cancel the Arab GPs and we get some meme euro tracks against
>>153712644ok
>>153712644Ok calm down Goonspeare
what is this i hear bahrain and saudi cancelled
>>153712711It's too late for the April GPs to be replaced now. But Qatar and Abu Dhabi at the end of the season I guess could be moved, it could turn into a big meme if they come to Europe considering the weather in November/December.
>>153712566but that's Sonny Hayes
>>153712779imagine season finale at hockenheim with snow
>Argentina GP this year replacing sand tracks
>>153712822can yall even pay the hosting fee?
>>153712822Is it f1 able already?
>>153712779>>153712814I'll settle for a 2019 repeat.
>>153712826All good we can make a vaquita>>153712828Just needs some painting
>>153712832what happened there again?>>153712835you say that like if colapinto gets taken out by someone they wont be lynched by a mob of angry argentinians lmao
>>153712814Or Spa lol. How many european tracks could F1 even visit towards the end of the year without the threat of snow or relentless rain? I know Portimao is one, but realistically I think they'll look elsewhere in the world.And no one has mentioned it yet, but I wonder if Baku will be safe considering Azerbaijan borders Iran. That's in September, so more likely for a european replacement then.
>>153712860im so fucking mad they choose racetracks on "where will it not rain", as if the best races dont happen in rain>but what about muhh safetyjules died cause he drove like a woman in the equivalent of the aston in a race with lesser safety protocols. If you somehow die during a race at this point it can be considered an act of God
>>153712842The best race in the last 10 years.
>>153712835>we can make a vaquitado not the porpoise.
did someone say porpoise?
>>153711467He ain't alone and depressed on the ledge anymore ;) <3
>>153712805Deeply homosexual
porpoise
>>153713004fixed it for you :)
>>153713020@grok is this real?
>>153713020This is what Mercedes finna pull up in on March 6 after allat sandbaggin'
>>153712408Stop smearing the door you child
>>153713029
>>153713004>>153713027Is she going to give him kids or is the dog the kid?
>>153713056
Alright lads, which two circuits should replace Jeddah and Bahrain?
>>153713058Asked about his children, not his pit wall strategists.
>>153712822Nigger the Galvez reforming plans hasn't even started yet and no other track is Grade 1 worthy. Villicum is in bumfuck San Juan and Termas would be another Qatar with the straights and lack of elevation.
>>153713059laguna seca and buddh circuit
>>153713056the kid is the dogs
>>153713020cockshitmartin racists f1 team
>>153713059A street track in Tel Aviv and then again but in reverse
>>153713077>buddh circuitand have tinsi as the support series
some of the records kwablonso will break this year:>lowest-ever wcc finish for a poowey-designed car (11th, previous record: 5th in 2005 and 2007)>lowest-ever wcc finish for a honda-powered team (11th, previous record: 9th in 2017 (note: also with kwablonso))
>>153713100The new Aston Martin is looking a bit too yellow there
>>153712367remember when they raced in Saudi Arabia while there were literal missile strikes going on in the background?
>>153713100i still refuse to believe this was aktshually real and not a parody sketch for some jeet tv program or some shit but then there's thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjD7lCVv8KYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoWP_GKU8YU
>>153712860Portimao Estoril, Jerez, Mugello, Buddh, Buriram, Paul Ricard, Aragon, Sepang, and Istanbul are all grade 1 circuits in southerly latitudes.
>>153713164>that sounddid they put a bus engine into it or what?
>>153713124>>lowest-ever wcc finish for a poowey-designed car (11th, previous record: 5th in 2005 and 2007)That's false, Leyton House finished 7th in 1990
>>153713180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_OKNJkcLvodayum these niggas are actually for real kek
>>153713124Damn, why didn't Fernando design a better engine? Didn't he learn from the "GP2" times ?
>>153713203kek, the potato camera can't even capture the full sound of it
biutiful pomem saars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvTaX7bV_64
>>153713124hey saar, can you do something useful for once and translate this?>>153713221
>>153713213Why didn't he run when Asston signed a deal with Honda? Oh that's right, no other team wants him.
>>153712805Anime protagonist energy minus the skills (for now)
>>153713203Is that a rover v8 or something?
>>153712038I know, I posted about Honda not being the same Honda as from RBR the other day, but even knowing that I didn't expect the result to be quite this disastrous. The way the team is now I could easily see this continue to spiral until it kills the entire team.
>>153713262
>>153713300Fucking knew it lmao. Its one of the smallest high production v8s
>>153713056>>153713058She will give him multiple kids... but they'll all be girls.
muslim desert shitholes races status?lel
>GR 63 WDC 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Syx6ooKrM
>>153713381thumbnail looks like a burning flattop
>>153713243can you explain what this means please?
is there any teams stuck in Bahrain? presumably they already left after the test last week
>>153713357Tickets and hotels on sale
>>1537134132027 wdc finishing order
>>153712023>They said it was friendly fireI think this is just yank propaganda as they dont want people thinking Iran can take out their planes
>>153713433Yeah, admitting Iran's modern Chinese and Russian SAMs can hit a 50 year old plane would be REALLY embarrassing.
>>153713448cope like this for example
>>153713457God only know how your pea-brain thinks a scenario like that is somehow more embarrassing than admitting you shot down your own plane.
snelson status?
>>153713466post wall
>>153713463theyre not admitting they shot down their own plane, they just say the retarded oil monkeys we exploit cant read a radarare you 12 years old?
>>153713471ok if you insist
>>153713473What the fuck do you think friendly fire means retard?If you kill an ally or an ally kills you that's still defined as friendly fire.
>>153713490you are too stupid for words
>>153713481Okay now post pre-wall
>>153713496ad-hominem, as expected
>>153713252He could have had his choice of Alpine , Caddy or Hass and all 3 would have better for this year anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhiElBwu6_kwhy goblando not front and center? didn't he win the title?
>>153713490The retarded oil monkeys who can't read a radar ARE the allies he's talking about.You absolute retard.
>>153713591amx is the main character of this semen opera we call eff juan
>>153713591Curious to see if this guy regresses to Bottas or goes full Bossberg autistic civil war.
>>153713593Yes and I'M saying fabricating either of those answers as a less embarrassing cover story rather than admitting modern Chinese or Russian tech can hit a half-century old plane is fucking stupid.
>stupid dog there on their wedding daygrow up
>>153713645that is literally their first-born son, please understand
>>153713645why does charles' head look shopped in?
https://youtu.be/aTcTexr3U7gAt least the official intro can't be much worse than this slop.
>>153713645oops looks like they got a pcn
>>153713728goblando with more aura in that video than he's had ever
why would a monegasque marry a mexican? who is paying chuck to do this?
>>153713771the dog
>>153713728This looks cheap
>>153713728They did Pierre dirty wtf
>>153713778because it was done by one guy
>>153713645Somebody pointed out she only posts one side of her face. Now I can't ignore it
>>153713812This post includes photos of boths sides of her facehttps://www.instagram.com/alexandramalenaleclerc/p/DVY6-AQDJOC/
Perry Wu
>>153713728uhhhh kino alert?
This is the official F1 intro for 2026
>>153713645this guy is not serious, be is a boy, not a man
if AMX doesn't win it, Chuck MUST win it
>>153713645you're just jealous he gets to see her naked
>>153713728i like it
>>153713887>mycrack realising just how much they fucked up>stroll waving to his mum in the crowd>seb looking even more like a crackhead than usual>bottass wishing he could go homegreat composition (seggs with naomi)
>>153713856Grounds for annulling the marriage
>>153713059Kimiring and Sepang.
>>153712419They literally don't have enough parts, and the ones they do have get destroyed within three laps by the engine jumping all over the rest of the car. Until they redo the engine they're fucked. Not sure how can they even do it after homologation, but probably FIA will let them do it "on safety grounds"
ollie proposes something..
>>153713993pozzed?
FIA Peace Prize for Donald Trump
>>153713993What an absolute cock demon. He's just pure SEX. You just know he completely empties men's balls every day, to the point they have to beg him to stop, but he just laughs and demands MORE. What a fucking twink succubus. Semen vampire. His diet is 90% semen, you just know it. You see it in his face. His hunger for cock is never-ending. He is a prince in a palace of SEX
>>153713887>1st under water grand prix
Not even the third
Aston Martin haven't made a Race Week post because they have no intention of racing this week
>>153713728This make /f1/ seethe every single time. Good
>>153714097they have tho, its got a picture of nando topping stroll on it
>>153713728ynr the bionic button
>>153714080settle down>>153714114settle down
PS3 will destroy Norizz this year
>>153714123Where is her belly button?
>>153714133I look like this. Should have got my legs lengthened
>>153713728fun for him/f1/ do >you have tv presentation autism?
>>153714136poz3 will shit it up even harder in the lower downforce cars this year
>>153714133Decrepit loser
>>153714137Hidden by her high-rise jorts
>>153714136he shidded
>>153714145Hos car was sabotaged
>>153714150Is that Sochi?
>>153714155he ain't no ho
>>153714159>palm treesI don't think Russia has any of those.
>>153714133>spare some change, mate?
>>153714133he's too old to be dressing like this, even for a promo
>>153714175Sochi as in Xochi
>>153714133that is not a good picture
>>153712312Answer my question >>153711761
I fear Ollie mogs me
>>153714133dressed for the old folks home
>>153713887>>153713931mycrack just probably scratched his sweaty ballsack and is now smelling the fingers
>>153713728For an amateur fan it's pretty good desu. But I'd laugh if this was the official one
>>15371413337 year old model that looks 17
bring back sepang
Why are engines not called engines anymore but power units?
>>153714377I think its because they have electric motors.
eventually f1 will be just livestreaming leo
>>153714133strong "fellow kids" vibes
Red Bull was smart; they were aware that Newey was becoming a senile old man, so when the guy wanted to leave, Red Bull opened the door for him.
>>153714377https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/2026-regulations-explained-all-you-need-to-know-about-f1s-new-aerodynamics.7IAt0auc32UkCEFE5ypkTB>Remind me, why are we calling it a power unit rather than an engine?>Feel free to call it an engine! The term power unit has been used for the last decade-and-a-bit to help differentiate between the Internal Combustion Engine (ICE), which sits at the heart of the unit, and the wider system that also includes the Turbocharger (TC), battery (ES – for Energy Store), Control Electronics (CE) and the Motor-Generator Unit (MGU-K) that harvests energy but also feeds electrical power into the drivetrain.
>sakhir, jeddah, qatar and yas marina... Afuera!
>>153714449then why did they let rob marshall leave?
>>153714431He'll have similar lap times to the new regs.
>>153714547why does the 'y' in that font look like an upside-down h
>>153713148its gonna be so kino this year
>>153714558He was the cause of their catering budget overrun
The Bahrain circuit has been targeted and fully destroyed by Iran
>>153714663allah is good
>The consensus regarding Aston Martin is becoming increasingly unanimous.>Aston Martin will be in Melbourne because they have to - but they aren't ready.>The best-case scenario is limiting the damage until improvements arrive.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153714133Daddylonso
in 2011 the Bahrain GP was cancelled because of Arab Spring, whatever that was, and it was ok in the end, the championship went on, what I mean is that we've already been through this, it'll be fine and we'll see cars going vroom one way or anotherhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Bahrain_Grand_Prix
Imaginr being aston and losing to a new team
>>153714728please give me the sauce anon
>>153714675https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Start_and_park
>>153714754https://x.com/TabsArts/status/2028388777157439983
Honda and Yamaha MotoGP back markers Honda back markers in F1Japanese can't into motor sport anymore
>>153714728>Gachaslop retards having the gall to complain about ethics
>>153714810Thats a vtuber tbf
>>153714833Thats worse tbf
>>153714833don't even bother with these retards
gimmick
leo gimmick
>>153714809Honda won in Indycar yesterdayToyota has won the first 3 races of the season in NASCAR
>>153714833Ah, I glanced at it and misread Holo as Hoyobut yes >>153714853
>>153714888Role reversal where Alexandra eats Leo for a change.
>>153714888checked
>>153714888>14888wawaweewa
>>153713591>when your team is so shit you just zoom call in and make them green screen you onto the backdroplmao
>>153714948He is Der Führerhund.
>>153714915
>>153714774thank you
>>153715012No worries
Has Naomi Schiff birthed her sprog yet
>>153713591he probably handed it over to the bossman
i am absolutely BRAINDEAD gooning to alexandra in her wedding dress rn. she needs to ditch chuck "the cuck" leclerc and come bounce on my bwc
>>153715035trump and ben sulayem have eiffel towered him
>>153715038Someone should create a polymarket bet on whether their marriage will last more than 2 years
>>153713357rain bad, missiles good
>>153715060Who gets Leo if they divorce?
>>153715038do you self insert as chuck here? also pls avoid the pics with the dog
>>153715126Don't like the fit of his suit
all in on mercedeswinslol
>>153715074>if
>>153714675welcome back, mastercard lola
>>153715074They split him down the middle, Charles gets the left half and Alexandra gets the right half
that fucking dog is getting on my nerves
>>153715365calm down
>>153715368fuck off get fucked
>>153715365The Leclercs are using him as a prop and abuse him
>>153714675>main argument against Andretti/Cadillac was they wouldn't be competitive even for backmarkers' standards and would bring the value and perceived quality of the series down>bent over backwards with 2026 regs to accomodate Audi and Honda>end up with shit specs>Honda shits the bed worse than 2017what's that masterplan called
>>153711467I've been watching the 2021 stream and fuck.That Mercedes was unstoppable after the mid season.I didn't realize how fucking good that car was.He was gapping 2nd place by 20+ seconds
>>153715365Imagine how sick and tired of it Alexandra is
>that couple who bring their dog everywhere and treat it like a baby
leo stew
I'd rather hangout with Leo then any of (You)
>>153712024>tfw my car (1999 Toyota Avalon) is slower but more reliable than a Aston Martin F1 Car
>>153715456if the snark pages are anything to go by, she wants thisits all about building the brandher brand. with himalthough who knows what will happen now she has the ring
>>153713728why are these hand animated nigga u can do motion cap with a fucking iphone and ue5 for free just hire a pajeet
>>153715514Why didn't Mercedes Pit in Abu Dhabi? Why did they choose to run 25+ lap old tires for another 20 laps?
>>153715528excuse me sirwe dont talk about f1 herego be a boomer somewhere else
chuck is rich, the star boy of ferrari, super handsome, born and raised in monaco, marrying a beautiful woman, every single aspect of his life is basically perfect, and yet at the end of the day all he truly wants is to win with ferrari and he'll never get it... there's probably some greek word for that kind of tragic circumstance
>>153715573chuck a cuck
>>153715372no u >>153711601
>>153715573He will never win with Ferrari because he lied to his dying father
>>153715573>marrying a beautiful womanhe could haave done a lot better, that boy ain't right
>groeten uit ijmondwe gaan
>>153715528hahahah chunky kitty
fatty croft says>oh nowhen he sees latifi crashed... (on the stream right now again so go watch)definitely because he fattily wants latifi to be>i'm okand not something else
FUCK YOU OSCAR PISSTREEI HOPE YOU KEEP HUMILIATING YOURSELFI HATE OSCAR PISSTREE
>>153715657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWlVAZOzTvA
>>153715657yeah i hope lando norizz wins
>>153715632For all his faults I will give Crofty the benefit of doubt for that race because his commentary in the following laps was phenomenal
>>153715732fat
>>153715737Kankerdrol
>>153715752doe eens rustig joh
shartri poopstripooasstripeeasstri
>>153715755Doe eens niet zo achterlijk
>>153715764nee jijmongool
pissasspee
poopooasstri
>>153711493what is that guy on the left wearing
>>153715768Zie >>153715752
>>153715665lel
>>153715691Max allowed Lando to win at his own volition. Lando sucks and (You) know it.
LANDO NORRIS GAY BAR CHAMPUON
ik ook o algo
>>153715821>conspiracy theory cope postmax lost fair and square retard
weet ik and ik sanp enter into a bar...
snap*
>>153715888explain yourself you drunk fool
>>153715898you need to calm down
walk into alsonot very sober i guess
>>153715921onzinnig
>>153715924have a celebrated colapinto >>153715903you argentinian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4QSYx4wVQg
uhm gimi
>>153715935
>>153711489It's fixed, the cars are smaller now.
BY ALLAH, I WILL RULE THIS RACE
Quick we need cool tracks to replace the sandnigger ones
>>153716152istanbul x4
>>153716152they could stay there for one more weekend
>>153716152Nurburgring GP Strecke and Mugello
>>153716152those cheep cheaps are fucking ugly man
>>153716143
This year the Azerbaijan Grand Prix will be held on a saturday as not to interfere with Azerbaijan's Remembrance Day out of respect to the soldiers who died in that war they started.
>>153715468>why are those people bringing their mascot to the PR event A mystery.
it's over (for bahrain and saudi gp's)
>>153716418
>>153716501This is real and I believe it.
Leo is the Scrappy-Doo of Formula One
>rewatching this>it's actually high kinohow
>>153716152MugelloSpa ReverseLa Sarthe (No Chicane)Eurospeedway Lausitz Tri Oval
>>153716568la sarthe is ass actually and the cars will be in 2nd at the end of mulsanne
>>153716152There should be one oval track on the calendarAlso bring back the Indian GP because it would be fun to shitpost about
It's his turn
>>153716152Counter-SkelterPhantomileWonder HillHeaven and Hell
>>153716152
>>153716167this gay formula does not deserve to touch the Mountain's sacred tarmac
wake up you silly bitch heres some proudys
>>153716820but it's nearly sleepy timegimi
>>153716820
>>153716844>>153716845not for you.
my personal favorite proudy
>>153716850but it is for me
>>153716891not you either
>>153716898*HOOOONK**mi-mi-mi-mi-mi*
>>153716869
>the gp is still on the gp is still going ahead the gp is happeningremember what happened in 2020
>>153716927
Should I invest in an electric scooter /f1/?
>>153717049short answernolong answernoodds are it will get stolen
In 1982, Keke's glorious championship winning season, the top 11 drivers all won at least 1 race that year.Rene Arnoux was 6th in the standings and finished 6 races. He had 10 DNFs, including 3 DNFs from pole.
>>153717049>invest
>>153717049steal one instead
>>153716418Perhaps it was a good idea to move the 1st race of the season to australia
>>153711965Old Strulovich should just cut the losses and tell Honda to fuck off. We already have information that they don't intend to get serious and instead will be shifting the blame and playing kindergarten games. Get a Ferrari or an RBPT engine.
what if there's a big pileup at turn 1 that eliminates half the fieldwill asston still withdraw?
FACT: Honda can only develop a good engine if they have a driver who can give good feedback and help push the team in the right direction
>>153717304forgetting someone?
>>153717236Ole Struggo should GO TO FUCKING JAILTHAT FUCKING NOUNCE
>>153713004why he has to be in every fucking pic
>>153714449newey is elite, bro
Stop liking McLel.
>>153717049Get a Surron you pussy
>>153716152Trial Mountain, Grand Valley Speedway (the original one, not the cucked GT7 version), Tokyo R32, and Laguna Seca
well off to hit the hay, gn lads.i'll leave this fresh apple pie out, but don't let edd eat it as he would
>adrienne newbie
>>153717565fuck that looks good
>>153717565Apple pie is the best pie. Strawberry pie and Blueberry pie lovers be damned.
Why is Honda blaming Newey?
>>153711511Gazoo Racing?
>>153717590>no mention of PumpkinFake american
>>153717480They ask 7k usd for one over here and I don't know how to ride bikes...>>153717542Rainbow road (the N64 one)
>>153717601Uhhh... Well uhhh... I like guns like ar15 guns and uhhhh trucks and uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
>>153716152Specifically this layout
Bahrain & Saudi are 100% cancelledWonder what they do to fill in replacements/points
Why is Strulovich blaming Honda?
>>153717474i don't think anyone here truly like mcfail. same applies to asston
>>153717656Honda has the jerky and the tapes
>>153717650>Iran eliminating middle east roundsBased. Can they build ICBMs that reach Miami and Vegas too?
>>153717635>not using the death bankingcowardly>The reason that banking was so horrific, was that at the end of the straight we went over a blind crest at around 190/200 mph and dropped into the banking. At other tracks (Daytona, Montlhéry, etc.) you climb up the banking. One of the results was that although there were many brave Japanese drivers there were not too many with great skill and the death toll from that one corner was horrendous.
>>153717304F1 drivers don't do shit to develop a carThe factory drivers do more than they do
>>153711467performative male final boss
>>153716152Daytona oval.
>>153717650MBS will make sure the Middle Eastern races stay even if the paddocks get droned. Familiarize yourself with the retardation of "honor culture".
>>153717650wtf the race is this weekend?
>>153717592he shidded
>>153718045wow Slovakia is amazing
>>153718055posting that twice doesnt make it more real
>>153718010Yea, nigga.Just shy of five days to go till this circus kicks off.
>>153718058>right click>Save video as...>saved to goonstach folderThank you. My penis and I will cherish this webm for as long as I live.
>>153718058No anon, (You) are the amazing one
https://x.com/Arisa8Matsunaga/status/2028485516631683374
>>153717592TLDR is they blame the way he wanted them to build the engine to fit his aero. They couldn't get it to fit properly and say that its causing heavy vibrations which is causing a bunch of problems.
>>153712644i see the Colapinto faithful took a minute from raging against Alpine, and defending their Lord against anybody that speaks against him online, to goondire times we're in lads. dare i say, grim.
morning lads
>>153712779>>153712711was talking about this just yesterday- Portimao- Mugello- Hockenheim- Nürburgring- altered layout at Paul Ricardare all options if you need to replace the Middle Eastern races
>>153718117this morning's consideration:edd straw might have been a sexy hunk in his youth
With the fastest car Oscar managed to finish THIRD
>ynr mexico 2025Bearman (Haas F1 Shitbox team) finished FOURTH and Piastri (Mcbottleship F1 team) finished FIFTH
>>153718079Walled
>>153718082Nah, chinks arent people
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>>153718079She's cute, but I am obligated to hate her for the slightest connection to Lando norris.
>>153717979didn't they just race on saudi once while a conflict was ongoing? i remember that pic of a Mercedes while there's a huge smoke at the horizon.
hulks gonna win it i can see it everyones gonna fuck up the start
>>153718223You can thank drive to survive for that.
Death to Mercedes Cursed be McLaren
goedemorgen jongens>>153718117bonjour mon ami
>>153718058got a boner now. fuck sake it'll take an hour to go down now. thanks a lot
*saves F1*
so its gonna be merc wins lol again?
>>153718058who is this semen demon?
>>153718355Kate Bush.
>>153718350We'll see in a couple of days.Practice and even qualifying doesn't necessarily reflect on how the race itself will go, but it'll be the first "real" driving of the season and will at least hint at who's ass (rip Alonso) and who has anything resembling a chance at success.
odds on whether stroll jr even shows up?
>>153716152Gran Turismo's Grand Valley Speedway(Original, not GT7s bastardization) and Le Man's, but Buggati Circuit Config
>>153718344>Oracle
>>153718436Ferrari used to be sponsored by Palantir but it seems like they're gone now.
>>153718445>PalantirThe CEO is a prude
>>153718425They tried that back in '67, didn't exactly break box office records or excite the drivers (Jim Clark's comment is best known, describing it as a "Mickey Mouse" circuit), though I agree that the French Grand Prix would be nice to have back on the calendar
>>153718445Ferrari's commercial arrangements are decidedly odd, Philip Morris (as in Marlboro cigarettes) still buys the entire surface of the car for sponsorships, essentially guaranteeing Ferrari's sponsor income, this arrangement was renewed late last year
>>153718468If the goat said it it must be true.
>>153718118>altered layout at Paul RicardThe full Mistral Straight version would be super clipping city in the '26 cars!
>>153718425this one? it would work in f1 i think, depending on how big the track is, if it's standard 4-5km i think most of those corners you have to lift off at least and sector 2 has a hairpin followed by drs zone into a corner complex which is like best case scenario for modern f1 overtaking
>>153718479>still buys the entire surface of the car for sponsorshipsI genuinely wonder if that includes the underfloor.
>>153718504actually looking at it again its preobably too short for an actual drs zoneanyway cant be worse than 90% of tiledromes filled with pointless corners to get around pointless infrastructure because the track HAS to be built in some rich cunt's marina
>>153718511There is probably a massive Marlboro ad on it, their excuse will be that it's "non-TV visible" and the tobacco advertising nazis will be all "they are trying to subvert our children with invisible advertising"!
>>153718504>>153718517Damon Hill once commented that if F1 could race at TI Circuit, Aida, Japan that they could race pretty much anywhere!
>>153718521>1994 Pacific GP>RaceTrès drôle
>>153718517>drs zoneGet with the times, grandpa. Drs doesn't exist anymore.
>>153718576>>153718576>>153718576LET'S FUCKING GO
>>153718504>>153718517Ye, that one, though if DRS really was needed, I'd say it would happen in the straight from 2 to 3 at the bridge, besides the obvious main straight
>>153718569DRS zones exist they are just called SM zonesNobody will call them SM zones btw.
>>153718518Ferrari's red color is the exact same red Marlboro uses.
>>153718578
