>Lap:#8355>Countdown to THE DEATH OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153711467>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix with Ferrari without scoring a podium:24>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:215>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:225 (224 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:VER: 10000000GAS: 0COL: 0ALO: 0STR: 0ALB: 0>2026 WCC Standings:Alpine-cheatcedes: 0Aston Martin Aramco-Honda: 0Atlassian Williams-cheatcedes: 0Audi: 0Cadillac-Ferrari: 0>2026 WEC Standings:BOT: 0washedmilton: 100000mickey mouse nowins: 100000>News:Max Verstappen voted as the GOAT of F1#mcpedocheats #mercedescheats#hondaloldogshit goatfucker GPs cancelled thank god!
>ratman>bearman>countryman
Asstom shartin is dead, and they're going to make Alonso quit due to their shitness.
>>153718576Didn't we just have this edition a few days ago
Hulk pronouncing his last name as a English-speaking person seems like a bit of a cuck move.
I shall plant my gimi in this thread. In time it will grow and blossom into a beautiful Ferrari WCC and WDC combo
Are those news real?
>>153718607Yes
>>153718607protip: "news" is singular in construction
>>153718654Elaborate
which track is the most likely to be bombed?
>>153718658we don't say "the news are real", it's "the news is real" even when referring collectively to multiple items of news.so you could ask "are those news items real" or "are those news headlines real", but "are those news real" is ungrammatical
räikkös gimiläinen
How can I get into F1?
>>153718665Completely retarded. People are too afraid of disagreeing with "professionals", and that's why this nonsense prevails.
>>153718665I stand corrected, thanks lad.
>>153718689
>>153718576.
>>153718576settle down ok
>>153718730the stool didn't stand a chance
Piracybros, what are we using now that wearrchecking is kill??
>>153718775not gonna tell ya ace
>>153718664bahrain
Alonsbros and Neweysisters in shambles How bad is it going to beI’m just here to laugh at the museo
>>153718679just watch the quali and the race for the australian gp and you can decide on what driver to support after it, i like max but hes already a 4 time champ so if you want to support an "underdog" driver who hasnt won yet you can go for leclerc or russell and if you want to support the guy who won last year you can support lando
>>153718788why one pinch man season 3 bombed when AI exist?
>>153718793max is the underdog, he is 1v19 and has to race against cheaters every season
>drive to survive is on its 8th seasonHoly shit where did the time go…
>>153718823thats not what underdog means an underdog is expected to lose, you cant call the best driver on the grid an underdog even if he doesnt have the best team or car
>>153718793>supportthis isnt ipl
>>153718830season 1 dts babbies are legit f1 fans now
>>153718844what verb should i have used instead of support then
>>153718852you shouldnt be emotionally invested in a driver or his performance
>>153718830>tfw i never watched a single episode
>>153718861Good for you
>>153718861You’ve missed out on nothing
amx
>>153718830Narrate your DtS experience /f1/:>Be me>Open S1E1 on the netflix>Watch 2 minutes>"Wait, I already know what happened here, why do I even care?">Close stream>Never feel the interest of watching a single second more of it
Newey is just shit
>>153718830>>153718887/f1/ told me back in the day that they made tricky ricky and amx look like worst enemies when that was just wrong so i never watched it
I hope F1 desert races get bombed.
Business Idea: Revoke internet access for Indian posters
>>153718887I have no interest, the only thing would be unseen video, for example, in the brazil 07 race they showed ron the drunk denis for 0 seconds, but in the based german anon reviews there was some video of the drunk during that raceBut still, not worth it
>>153718922Good idea
>>153718922
Aston Martin pays 30 Million $ per year for Newey.And its the second year now. They paid 60 Million $ for this.
Ollie!
>>153718942If you think about it.Hamilton at least gets some points and he doesn't stop Leclerc from getting points and he is responsible for the only win Ferrari had last season, even if its only a Sprint win.So economically, buying Newey was a worse decision than buying Hamilel.
Jeddah is based and it would be even more based if they went there with bombs dropping around them (again).
What tracks are replacing the desert races? Imola is a given
>>153718664Qatar, Abu Dhabi, Bahrain. Jeddah if Houthis join in.
>>153718962Tel Aviv (street circuit) and Tehran (street circuit).
>>153718962walmart parking lot in bumfuck nowhere in burgerlandoh wait miami is still
>>153718962Trump Gaza (stopped being a street circuit after decades of bombings)Greenland GP
>>153718962the bendsymmons plainssmpwanneroowe went over this yesty
the whole thing will just blow over before suzukait's not liek it's world war three or anything
They should use Long Beach in between Japan and M*ami. Logistically it's sensible, and it's a great circuit.
What does Adrian Newey spend all that money onI bet he has a huge Airfix collection
>>153719048cars are too big for long bitch
>>153718962>Desert+Azerbaijan GP>China+Japan DelayedWhat tracks will they raced on between Melbourne and Miami. Istanbul Park, Nurburgring, Hockenheim & another Styrian GP are possible choices.
Da Cadillac Racing :)
>>153719058Life-sized Max dolls. He holds one in his arms every night and gently whispers, "you would have made that Aston Martin work", "you're the only one who truly understands my genius".
>>153718880>aston honda>suzuka>dnf
>>153719107*Dad
haha australia upside down funniest shit I've ever seen.
>>153719160brasil is also right side up and doesn't get this treatment
>>153718576Chuck's wedding car is bretty good for racing
>>153719160Ok, this is epic.
>>153719074Germany's too gay to host another GP now. Plus they can't push the NLS dates further than what they established at the start of the year so there's even less of a chance for them to race there.
>>153719160>Franco Colashitshow's POV when his car flips upside down round 1
F1 fans are all literally women now.
>>153719160I don't get it
>>153719200australia is geographically down under, so they are upside-down
>>153719160Race theme: https://youtu.be/I1xneKsFArY?list=RDI1xneKsFArY
>>153719195Who would have thought super rich playboys doing life risking motorsports in the most expensive sport to gain entry into sponsored by expensive brands would attract young women?
>>153718730HOLY FUCK
>>153719212>take a good song>make it dogshitthank you modern music
>>153718730waffel press arse, industrial use
>>153718943Look at these hands, he is imagining holding someone by the hips and boning them
>>153718730she's disgusting
>>153719160This reminded me of ATB 9pm for some reason
Damn he got big
>>153719162Beazil is on the equator it is both sides up
>>153719195it's always womyn and cheating team
>>153719226>7 kittens Powerful pussy.
>>153719195>dogshit ugly women and brownskek
>poopin sharting will fail to make 107% but will get to race - will retire after formation lap>statistical likelyhood that several people in front rows brick their starts is higher than ever>cars will run out of battery after mueller-schmitz >weird crashes because the battery doing something weird idk>some X factor like the SM mode making some corners undrivable, filtering every shitterabsolute cringecinema
>>153719195We are? Well fuck, how am I going to break this to my parents?
I wonder how much Australians hate Land Of Norris, since he destroyed their best two pilots since Alan Jones.
>>153719259its not faggot friday yet go back in your hole
>>153718900the biggest pair of enemies was Land o' NoRizz and Carlos Science apparently. I somehow missed that during that season.
>>153719224>he doesnt fuck with agarthan remixesngmi
>>153719287every day is faggot friday when you and I are posting in these threads though
>>153719276Neither of them is the best aussie pilot of this century even
whatever happened to the indian bot with a canadian vpn? I dont see him posting, did they finally rangeban india?
what did they mean by this
>>153719359They built a mercedes tier cheat car then hubris caught up.
>>153719359No Rizz might have had to overtake a car had they pitted him.
>>153719375that doesnt make sense they were almost outqualified and norizz qualified p5 or something
Alonso
>War...>War never changes...
>>153719195go fuck them then retard. Girls who're into F1 are an easy shag
>>153719442>ITS HAPPENINGWE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bombbomb bomb bomb bomb sakhir
>>153719510kek
>>153719442>Qatar 0km
some of the records kwablonso will break this year:>lowest-ever wcc finish for a poowey-designed car (11th, previous record: 5th in 2005 and 2007)>lowest-ever wcc finish for a honda-powered team (11th, previous record: 9th in 2017 (note: also with kwablonso))
>>153719352
>>153719597god fuckin dammit
Kneel.
>>153719442qatar 1812km is really catchy they should give the guy that thought of it a bonus
im laughing so hard rewatching qatari cant wait for more retardkino
>saving us from soulless desert tilkedromesWhat the fuck I thought Iran was supposed to be the bad guys?
>>153719702legs, legs, face, eyes, thin waist, thick thighs
THEY PUT THE FUCKING DOG ON THE WEDDING CAKETHAT IS NOT NORMAL my hatred for leo grows
>>153719689i think they should give me a bonus
>>153719776not cool
>>153719776calm down
>>153719776Envy is a sin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhiElBwu6_k it's up
>>153719776based
>>153719809already discussed >>153713591
>>153719776i say they are sick on mind if you ask me
>>153719776imagine the ransom money
So who is taken advantage of more, Max by Kelly or Charles by Alexandra
>>153719823max by charles
>>153719594are dalits incapable of looking things up on the internet?
Just hearing some little dog barking outside it might be Leo
>>153719823Max by P
I keep on reading about Schumi and what kind of person he was and the more I read, the more I realise he is the undisputed GOAT of racing, across all categories. Im glad I was born when he won a championship.
>>153719857I guess you didn't get to the parts where he cheated and also where he got humiliated in stock cars by a random nascar driver
>>153719819fugg
Y'all hyped for the Summer of George?
https://youtu.be/ewB0rU28Hksno more sovl like this, all gone
>>153719924why do you as a dane care about what the bbc did and why do you call it 'sovl'
remember lads:germanic flag: medshitternordic flag: abdul
>>153719934why do you as a dutchman care about why he as a dane cares about what the bbc did and why he calls it 'sovl'
This is the best thing the BBC did in its 21st century F1 coverage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ILrnKvUB8k
lift me up lift me up
>>153719963higher than obama?
>>153719162Their genders are upside down.
>>153719945calm down, rakesh canajeetI’m sure there are still public sidewalks full of colorful flowers in Canada where you can take a shit in peace and live your life.
>your flag is your nationality
Taking the comfy man's route and rooting for Lindblad
>>153719992you're cut
too much br*toid nonsense itt
>>153719734which of those features correspond to whom in the picture?
>>153719857>Im glad I was born when he won a championship.So you don't remember watching him actually race, huh?
>>153719442towelbros...
this angers jamaica because it reminds him no one will ever love him
remember, the j*ws are not your allies.
>>153719160
>>153720157sexo>>153720158no sexo
>>153720157what happened to her chest
chuck accidentally fed the wedding ring to the leo and had to follow him around like a hawk waiting for him to poo it out
>kwablonso's team will finish last
>>153720166What happened to his balls?
>>153720224oh all sorts of things
>>153720166GIWTWM
edd
>>153720301ed
>>153720166Why do they these huge stones, they look so uncomfortable to have on your finger
>>153720308edd 8 d
>>153720315women also wear heels and put fake claws on fingers don't try to understand
>>153720325fake claws are hot when they put them in your urethraand heels are a traditional male thingI understand those
>>153720334
I came here for a hope free f1 streaming sources.Don't tell me you niggas are actually paying to watch this. Package in my country costs over $100/mo.Can I at least download the race after it's been live?
>>153720342Have you arranged a meeting with Taco's bitch yet?
>>153720347I personally use goatse.info
>>153719250Too brown
Question: which car would lap Albert Park faster, Aston Martin's 2026 F1 car or the Aston Martin Valkyrie?Answer: the Valkyrie, because Aston Martin's 2026 F1 car won't complete a lap of Albert Park
>>153719702>She went back to censoring Lily's face while leaving Penelope uncensoredI genuinely don't get it, what is she trying to do?Also who are these people? Someone on Kelly's side?
>>153720372>who are these peoplemedshitters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VybzXU1dYk4>Corporate memphisEWWWWWWWWW EW EW EW
>>153720393I was looking for something with a little more detail.>>153720368@grok is this true?
>>153720157TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153720400>Race fans are over!>Race fans don't have to your audience anymore!You just know some "marketing" cunt said that prior to that campaign getting created.
Reminder that 1 championship with Ferrari is worth 5 championship on any other team
So with Trump's embargo on Spain, will Haas and Cadillac skip the Barcelona GP?
>>153720495europe is entirely controlled by abduls
>>153720517Yeah but that doesn't answer my question
>>153720468>27*WDC Schumacher
euroshitters be like "I can't wait to go watch the emirates grand prix at the bin laden stadium and see abdul the mayor of london"
So I've heard Macron decided to give the A525 a new purpose.
>>153720538So true, they do be saying that and do be doing that saar.
my bitch ass gf(male) wants impossible burgers
>>153720580tell her(him) that's not possible
>>153720576I don't get it
>>153720576doesn't look very watertight
>>153720144aww that's cute he took a little bite out of the cake [smiling face with hearts emoji]
>>153720576?
>>153720588>>153720609From a boat to a nuclear submarine ye dinguses
>BREAKING: PIT LANE SPEED REDUCED TO 60KM/H AT ALBERT PARK DUE TO 11TH TEAMthis deal is getting worse all the time
Can I get a quick rundown on Aston Martin not being able to even start in Australia because Honda royally fucked up their engines?
>>153720348we met and she didn't have a cock so I slapped her face and asked some rare leo pics which she didn't give me.
>>153720618Aston Martin won't even be able to start in Australia because Honda royally fucked up their engines
>>153720615>lift on the straights to charge the fucking battery>slow to a crawl in the pitlanethese regs need to die asap
>>153720629Aston cooling package can't keep up with the Honda engine cooling needs
>>153720618They're going to the race because attending every event is part of the concorde agreement (not the shitty PS5 game).They can't actually complete a full race distance in the event supposedly because the engine is so trash at the moment that the vibrations or some shit (even running at reduced power) will destroy the engines and/or other components. And they can't just replace the destroyed components because that will take money out of the budget cap as well as giving them a penalty for exceeding their number of allotted components.
>>153720615what if one team parks the car? will the speed go up again?business idea: pit speed limit is 80km/h at the start of the race, and is increased by 10 km/h every time a car DNFs during the race.
>>153720647How is it possible that this issue only came up now?
>>153720400
>>153720578you're never getting your foreskin back, abdul
poz3 will NEVER win a wdcHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>153720662it didn't come up now. they were hoping Honda could get things fixed by the time the season starts. by now they know they can't.
>>153720662Like the other anon said it came up during testing, it's just that production timelines in F1 aren't like a McDonald's drive-thru.
>>1537206472015 part 2. honda never should have left red bull and never should have come back to shit up the regs, as they, along with satan, hitler and the french lobbied for these shitty hybrids. even in red bull they were still carried by nuui aero and amx racism. fuck them in the ass, they deserve the worst
imagine if asston shartin does what manure did and gets rid of its medshitter and instantly becomes world class
>>153720144Huh, I thought he meant they put the actual dog on top of the cake.
someone will DIE in this season
>>153720876yes, some abdul hiding in a girl school will get blown the fuck up by an iranian drone that malfunctioned
I can't decide what's funnier, Honda massively fucking up a new engine AGAIN or Alonso falling for it AGAIN
>>153720622Had you been polite you could have had a chance to breastfeed Taco at least
>>153720876Mercedes memri TV will come true.
>>153720876my will to live
>>153720916He's gonna beg for that previous GP2 engine by mid-season
>>153720615Christ this season is going to suck so hard.At least Hauger hasn't made a complete fool of himself in Indy yet.
>>153720615Next idea: speed bumps on the straights and mandatory blinkers for safety
>>153720576he will nuke Enstone
Great news!After 3 years, notorious sodomite Chain Bear is BACK baby!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnG8nJO_WQI
racing?
>>153721003>Christ this season is going to suck so hard.looking forward to DTS babbies finding out the cars can't regenerate at Albert Park, and will be cruising half the lap at half power. although they probably won't notice the cars will have an extremely low top speed.also, this means the cars will barely be able to reach the speeds needed for boost mode to come into effect anyway, so DTS fans won't be seeing muh many nu-DRS overtakes!!!
>>153721085how much money did PS3 get for this, and why does the burger company thinks this is worth it? will putting a drivers face on a burger really boost your sales? who cares what is on the packaging of a burger?
>>153721092I fast forwarded through this season of DTS. Don't worry, I didn't pay for it.There's fuck all racing and mostly fake cooked up team drama. They won't notice.
>>153721119dunno, i hope it was worth it
AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX
>>153721092Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck how fast cars are and only care about on track battles? I would be okay with going back to 2000s lap time if it meant more entertaining races
oh boy this looks tasty!
>>153721164>2000s lap time2003-4were superfast
>>153721164If all you want is overtakes, get in your fucking car.F1 is supposed to be "The Pinnacle of Motor Sports", not "Oh no my Nissan Leaf ran out of charge".
>>153721180Only Americans should be allowed to make burgers
>>153721022>mandatory blinkersanon..
>>153721180give
i love how they made him ON CAMERA while interviewing him, change redbull shirt to vjobber shirt
>>153721253>My face>My soul
>>153721194I couldn't tell if he meant to say 2000's laptime or if he meant walking speed laps.I think the 2004 cars still hold some of the lap records.>>153721218*Only United Statesians of German heritage should be allowed to make burgers
>>153720615relax, it's only for this race now
>>153721286I was talking about v8 lap times
>williams is still overweight fet fuckoof
*wins*
Grim
>>153721341TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153721344i hate to say it, but it like yellow poois helm
>>153721344troonapinto
>>153720615they need to increase the pitlane speedlimit so more pitstops are a viable strategy. You need to catch up by 20s if you want to make a 2 stop strategy, fucking unbelievable
>>153721344why have all helmet designs since the 00's been way too busy. and I'm not talking about the sponsors, I mean all the thin lines all over the helmet. never liked that. less is more.poast good looking helmets
>>153721119>who cares what is on the packaging of a burger?women
>>153721344strolls helmet looks cool desu
>>153721119>he doesn't order the checo meal
>>153721344Stroll, HAM, Albon, Ocon and Bottas are pretty coolIf it has more than 2 colors it's garbage(Norris is garbage and gay by default)
>>153721413
>>153721344>PS3>NARG>Hadjar>LindblandThese are on an extreme level of shit
>>153721439this one was better imo
i wonder how the ea f1 dlc is going to handle circuits just being gone from the face of the earthwill they send someone to laser scan the craters on the track for players to avoid?
>>153721463>>153721469Stroll got blacked?
>>153721474>impact cratersThey'll get sold as DLC
>>153719689they should give him a benis up his bum:DDD
>>153721504he's going for 2nd racism, it's all part of the plan
>>153721512that's gay
>>153721344
>>153721512slightly homosexual post
>>153721510>dlc for the dlctypical EA
peak helmet
>>153721518You only put Norris on F because he's gay.
>>153721518>Simplistic colored helmets at the top>All greens on the bottomShit rating>NorrisThe only exception.
>>153721518Why the FUCK did you put Antonelli in A tier you fat imbecile
>>153721518Bump up my boy Sharl
>>153721085after the kwabjob of a century last year I'm not surprised they would make burgers out of him
kwablonso's team will finish last
The superior (not really) borgar collab.
>>153721669Whats the difference?
All right lads, I think it's time to settle this once and for all. So the other day medshitters told me these 2 were the EXACT same race and that only "jeets" disagreed. What do you guys think? I'm not 100% convinced personally
>>153721680Bortoletto is 100x better than Schumacher
>>153721686sure thing, abdul
>>153721660>Oh, there's so much going on with this. First of all, let's try to get this thing - I don't even know how to attack it. Got so much to it.
>>153721531Have you considered this one?
>>153721344>stroll's helmet is now dark like his soul after newey and honda
>>153721677Extra 2 cars
>>153721677there's 22 drivers
>>153721696or this one!
>>153721680I'm afraid I'm not qualified to give a proper answer, but what I can tell you, saar, is that the guy on the left got irreparably shit on by magnussen
if the gulfie state grand prixs get axed because of the bombings, which alternate locations would you like them to race at?where the hell is even feasible this close to racing season?
>>153721680the one on the left looks like a quadroon or something, the one on the right is clearly 100% white
>>153721778doubt there will be alternate locations, at most they'll do two weeks at the same circuit ala Austrian and Styrian GPs
>>153721778Willow SpringsTsukuba circuitFuji SpeedwayAutopolisTwin Ring MotegiOkayama International CircuitSportsland SugoWatkins Glen InternationalMosport
>>153721085contains no real piastri
>>153721762>>153721814medshitters are unable to face reality
vroom status?
this is the kind of genetic waste that globohomos want you to worship
>>153721552Fimi's helmet is so good and desu the best one get over it
>>153722140I thought they wanted us to worship Hamiltons saar.
>>153722171don't talk to me if you don't have a foreskin, bro
>>153721660would
>>153722194Okay no problem I've still got mine, now answer the question saar.>>153722213Would what?
>>153722223>I've still got mineof course you do abdul, i believe you
>>153722223taste the colaburger
>>153722241That doesn't answer my question saar.>>153722282Before it enters or after it exits?
>>153722295wdym>>153722295
thoughts?
Letting Newey go was probably one of the best decisions RedBull ever did
>>153722326and prayers
>>153721174That fucking face he's making just cracks me up. He's trying to look confident and serious whilst holding back a laugh.
>>153721218I mean angus steak is good on it's own. You all just make it medium rare which is disgusting. Americans shouldn't be allowed to grill steak... Unless you're from Texas or whatever...
>>153722430Let me guess. You eat it well done.
>>153722477I EAT IT BLOODY JUST LIKE MY WIFE'S PUSSY WHEN SHE HAS HER PERIOD
If you ever feel bad about some stupid fucking decision you made in the past that ended up permanently ruining your entire life, just remember that pozzedstappen fought tooth and nail so that red bull would hire a medshitter team principal
>>153722326>>153722365incredibly aryan
I think this season will be fun to watch for the first 3 races and then it will be a snoozefest
>>153722546why is she so sweaty
>>153722546can't skip race 4, there's a chance that leo will get blown up by an iranian drone attack
Bring back the Turkish GP
>>153722546MUSTGROPETUMMY
>>153722587the arab races will be cancelled 100%>>153722565>>153722636can you focus on the topic at hand?
>>153722594>hahah let me be quriky and weird in public for my shittok audience hehe x3Kill women. Stone women. Napalm women.
>>153722646Good lord that navelI must tongue fuck it
>>153722648Homosexual post>>153722636Heterosexual post
>>153722648Bad post, not in the spirit of eff wan
>>153722646F1 would collapse without arab money, no way will they be cancelled
>>153721677and q3 is now 13 mins
>>153722546>>153722646this is ai
>>153722692nta but why the hell would they do that? Even at 10 minutes it often felt like some drivers in the final 10 would sit around doing nothing rather than trying to bang in a quick lap time, switch tyres, then bang in their quickest run.
gimi
cancelled status?
>>153722732more time, more money, doesnt matter if its goodbut no, they will do 2 laps like they have been doing for yearsits like soccer, where now they add much more extratime
>>153721092people are already throwing cope around like comparing this entire clusterfuck to ackshually early hybrid-era testing instead of last year's or even just disregarding the entire ground effect cars
>>153722753>more time, more money, doesnt matter if its good????? But (at least for now) it doesn't have any ad breaks, and decreasing the tension only encourages people to change channels until the final 5 mins.Whatever, fuck liberty media and their stupid decisions. I hope it goes down just as poorly as this entire retarded regs cycle.>>153722764>early hybrid-eraOh right, I forgot that all the teams had their HDDs and memories wiped after the end of the 2025 season and thus no longer know how a hybrid engine is supposed to function.>peopleI can only assume you mean redditors and xitter users who only count as 3/5ths of a person in reality.
>>153722692>shitty teams will try to bang in laps>narb and amx will just bang in 2 laps and beat every by 2 secondsmeh
>>153722800narb lost the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro
Simply use gimmicks like the Lego Race and whatever the Sao Paolo one was for qualifying
>>153721092>>153722764The engines itself (inc electric shit minus MGU-H loss) are file , it's FIA who fucked up with the utterly retarded restcitions with compression ratio, knock sensors, MGU-K usage limitations and active aero limitatins. Not that the rules explicity say you must regen eletric energy whenever possible, one could drive just flat out and recover & use whatever you get from braking surplus..
>GP weekend also featuring Formula Kino and V8 Supercuntsimagine the contrast
>>153722794>it doesn't have any ad breaks,advertisement in the cars, when australia 24, williams couldn only put 1 car on track, peter windsor(my enemy) said that the teams and the sponsors had an estimation on how much tv time they would get, and obviously having only 1 car is less time>and decreasing the tension only encourages people to change channels until the final 5 mins.yeah, i know
>>153721669Did they really have to make a PSA about how one more shitter gets knocked out in Q1 and 2?
>>153722879B I GC H A N G E S
>>153718581should be every edition tbph imo
>>153722648why let it bother you
>Tennis is cancelling all their sandarab matchesFIA should do the same, and promptly
>>153723017good that litos won qatar just before the boogaloo
>>153722879uhm yes, dts babies might get confused
>>153721344Why does Stroll consistently have good-looking helmets? Doesn’t seem fair. Of these, Bottas has the best. Hamilton’s is also good. Max’s is good but he’s had better in the past.
>>153718793Damn, is that all?
>>153723017It’s a shame, Bahrain and Jeddah are the only good Mideast tracks and they’re the most likely to get canceled.
>>153721174
>>153721253Most people have to get their ass kicked to humbled as quickly as liam did. good for him.
good night
>>153723157Not a single thought behind those eyes
>>153723200
>>153721174f1 always has been and always will be a humiliation ritual for medshitters
>>153722648u calm down ok?
>>153722817No because that would be an awful thing to witness.
>>153722648this. so much this.
>>153722648wow.just wow.
>>153721422>>153721119>who cares what is on the packaging of a burger?You're talking about a product right now that you wouldn't be talking about if it didn't have PS3 on the packaging. A bit more self-reflection please.
>>153722817stadium super trucks one-make series for the team principals
>>153722817new problems old solutions
>>153721544Wouldn't have put Hamilton in A then.
/turnleft/ here and... HAHAH YOU ALL ARE STUPID HAHAHAHA
>>153723677https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGehAbaWURo
>>153723632talking about it =/= boosting sales, otherwise morbius would be the highest grossing movie oat
>>153723702>talking about it =/= boosting salesGuess the entire marketing industry is feeling rather dumb right now.
>>153719776you are surprised the life of some monaco celebrity influencer sports playboy is a clown show
>>153718576Literally just reverse Hamilton. Disgusting Maxfags.
>>153721518Lando's is unironically the best. Perez also quite good. Rest are just a fucking miserable mismash of sponsors with sponsor accent colors. Maybe I'm biased though because I also quite like the drink (and because as a kid pic related and its derivatives were the coolest looking livery imaginable that I rocked in LFS)
>>153723677
>>153721085what's the rest of the world's obsession with pre-packaged burgers? Seems like ground beef would be cheaper sometimes.
>>153723792Why didn't he wear a HANS?
>>153723830the average person does not know whats in a burger. the average person cannot feed themself
>>153723830nigga ur not gonna cook a burger. if u want a burger u buy a prepackaged one or go to a burger place.that said they are good tho, but can't shake the retardation of making your own fast food
>>153723830America famously doesn't have pre-packaged overly processed food.
>>153721146too me a minute to realize it said OP81 instead of P8
>>153723830What part of Amerifat do you live in? I just send my cattle to the nearby slaughterhouse where they butcher the meat for me.
>>153718730HORE SHEETactually nah I prefer skinny girlsbut this is probably the optimal female body
>>153723902>nigga ur not gonna cook a burger. if u want a burger u buy a prepackaged one or go to a burger place.
>>153721180>beef between two black bunsSir lews has already done that many times before
Im gonna be honest with you guys. I prefer the cheap frozen burger patties over fresh ground beef made into patties
is this the irgc hotline?i have targets....
more salt and some msg you sad fucks
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>>153721762Mick was fairly on the same level of pace after the first third of the year.
Here's you're favorites for the grid, bro.
>>153724221Might have to drop a cheeky twenty on are chuck
ill host the cooking segment at /f1/ meatup 2026 but im padlocking the room untill 75% cry
>>153724221>151.00 oddsgrim
>>153724221TAB odds are differentalso lmao at Bottas being a safer bet than Perez
>>153724211Going fast and crashing isn't the same as going fast and not crashing
>all this talk about burgersSorry. I prefer steaks for I am an aristocrat.
>>153723719there can be exceptions, just like any rulemarketing is a bs industry anyway who only kindergarten women that is meant to impress dudes in suites who have no fucking idea about normal life
>>153724355>for I am an aristocrat.itsa fucking slab of cow can we stop the deification of it?id love to yell on /ck/ but the dont cook eitherwhy are yall baiting me into a food related crash out?
>>153724355Reminds me of when i was in lisbon with my family at a good restaurant and ordered a steak, and they brought it in a soup plate with an egg on top of the steak. Weirded me incredibly out and almost didnt want to eat it.2nd best steak ive ever eaten, and ive eaten a lot in a lot of places all over europe
>>153724381steak and fried egg is a lush combo, it's quite common here
>>153724355https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlY8zAREXZ4
>>153724343why do you refuse to live in mexico, pablo
>>153724527i'm not mexican you snow gringo
>>153724527>>153724604Why are you replying to yourself after switching IPs
>>153724367Yeah, Morbius is one of those exceptions. Not the other way around. Marketing obviously works, and it's twice as effective on people who think it doesn't.
they keep pushing kids and f1 reminds me of kids and drag queens
>>153724695That's a good point, F1 is pretty gay
>>153724695Remember how he was "joking" about being on a certain list?
>>153724729Torger isn't into girls.
He went to that HORRIBLE island and nobody talks about it! He's a total disaster and that's ok.
>>153724381>>153724384brekky of legends innit
>>153724221Timeline of shit status?
>>153724886Eternal
mods are alseep, someone post the photo
ps3bros the """""legendary""""" david croft thinks we're the dockies....
>>153724952such as life as aussiesportswe all suckfuck you de manurefuck you
>>153724381Had a good steak in Italy and maaaaan the owners were nice and friendly as hell and the food was great. Pre-covid days was fun.
Hopefully this war shuts down F1 so we don't have to suffer this shit ruleset and then when it comes back it's based because all the ****s are dead.
>>153724952Nah, if you are going to compare PS3 to any AFL team, last year it's Collingwood.Clearly out in front for most of the season, trailed off late, ended up finishing 3rd.
Hopefully this war kills the buzzkill anonymous ameribro above the aussie above me so F1 can continue on and we can laugh at Pisstree's humiliation ritual, as usual.
>>153724989>>153725010>hopefully this war
My life is hell, I hope we all die.
>>153725054stop with the bad vibes, you'll break the Honda engine
>>153725054Iran will drop a surprise random Nukes. Dont worry
>>153725097lel
Every night I hope I die in my sleep
I drank milk for the first time in 3 months and now my stomach hurts. I really need to stop going on no milk breaks
>>153725195pozzed?
good morning
>Anonymous 03/03/26(Tue)16:29:27 No.153723200good night>Anonymous 03/03/26(Tue)23:04:22 No.153725668good morningNot good, not... good...
>>153725565YOU GETTING THE SHITS YET SON?
>>153721696thank god that performative faggot is out of the sport
bro used a tilde in the title and no one noticed
>>153725676Acrually slept even less because I had wet dreams of Charles and Leo
>>153725725you mean you haven't noticed ithttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153483987/#153483987https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153501735/#153501735https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153660120/#153660120
>>153725676whats wrong with this>>153725763stop this, it's no longer cute
gianpetro
>>153725565I've drank so much milk in the last couple weekslove me some milks
>>153725809wtf that gundam meme came out of no where
>>153725763>I had wet dreams of Charles and LeoTogether or separately?>>153725776Posting on spee first thing after you wake up is bad for you.
>>153725842ok
>>153725851You're not gonna heed that advice...
>>153725864
>>153721344who tf is lindblad
>>153725874
>>153724355>steaks>for aristocratsI love it when the plebs think they know how their betters live
>>153725918stfu NARB
>>153718576
DIS NIGGA ZESTYDIS NIGGA MOIIIIST(i miss his streams)
>>153725918Peasants will never fail to make me chortle with their plebian beliefs.
>>153725874LINDBADDYBRITAINS GREAT WHITE HOPE
>>153726041BASED
>>153726069why have you created this image? what are you attempting to convey?
>>153726084Clearly it's an image of what Chinese-Croatian-Italian F1 driver Oscar Piastri would look like if he were white.
>>153726060why are you ridiculing a proud brit displaying his heritagethat's so not right
>>153726159>have a breakdoes that include the slaves as well
i see oscar piastri in her face
I simply cannot see chucks marriage lasting more than a few years
I simply cannot see
australia next
>>153726222$32 per hour is really bad lol wtf
I simply can see
>Australia next
>>153725985looks ready to get pozzed
KWAB
>>153726159Ants gonna love this
>>153721085That looks like good product
>>153726285F1 SURELY DOES THE SAME
>>153726306Dunno if this reliable or not
>>153726309they're not doing imola this year? wtf
>>153723267Bob vagena Pls sars do not redeem the couponDo the needful, show bobs vagena
I had sex. Races for this feel?
The aesthetics of team posters are lost forever
>>153726313the last race in the contract was last year, this was made clear at the time!
>>153726060the pride of india
>>153726365AI has ruined art for me entirely and I'm not exaggarating.Is that pic the work of someone who spent 30 years honing their craft or a jeet "prompt engineer"
>>153726365this is atrocious, I don't live in smellbourne are any of those buildings even recognisable? And I certainly don't think of the ocean either
>>153726365>the comments
>>153721092What is the minimum amount of time we will need to suffer these gimmicky dogshit regs?
>>153726285Trump said he would be finished by then
>>153726278>>153726262>>153726264CUM :D
if there's a rolling start at melbourne then I'm quitting this semen slurping sport once and for all
>>153726262>>153726264>>153726278USMCOorah! :D
>>1537264162026 will be so embarrassing for the FIA
this winter has been a bitch but thank god i'm buying some good ass weed for the quali n race
>>153726421To be embarrassed, one must have a sense of shame
>just realized we're likely to have 0 (zero) races in AprilGrim
>>153726427double japan or double miami
>>153726427how are 11 teams going to fit in the sandfort pit lane? they already maxed out at 10 with the fia garage being a tent
>>153726429can we have fuji now that TGR is in?
>>153726427NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!!! DAS BIN EIN OUTRAGE!!!!!!!! ZE RACE VILL COMENCE AS INSTRUKTED!!!!! UND NO KVETCH!!!!!!!
>>153726436that would come under double japan>fooji straight with these gay as aids motorslol. lmao. kek. haha
>>153726424junkie
>>153726435They extended the pit lane last year to be ready for 11 teams.
>>153726427>Vegas Finale
>>153726427They will be replaced on your place, bro
>saudi spent literal TRILLIONS on sportswashing their image>all gets undone by the orange manhahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GUISE PLEASE HALP I have a work retreat this weekend and I don't know how to watch the race. I have Sky Sports via Now on my home Tv, but I'm going to need to VPN and stream. Don't mind paying. What should I do? I found ViaPlay but it's all in jibber jabber. No bully
>>153726467come back on race day so the streams are upnothing working rn
Alonso please die
>>153726468I have never supped from the communal bowl, Kiwi bro. Is quality good? Do you have to keep rotating? I didn't pay for Le Mans stream once just relied on bros to hook me up and they kept going down
>>153726427>goy vegas could be the finali seeall planned by God Emperor
>>153726455>>153726484They'll probably find a replacement for Qatar/Abu Dhabi, they have enough time to put it together.
Is Lewis Hamilton the new Daniel Ricciardo?
bakuing
>>153726468works fine 24/7
>>153726561
>could vegas be the finalethis but unironically
Is Oscar Piastri the new Daniel Ricciardo?
>>153726585Retardo was a much more exciting driver in his prime than Piastri.
>>153726585Danny is worse
>>153724968im going to italy this weekend, im gonna eat so much fucking pizza, steak, beef tatar, etc. Im so hyped. Italian hospitality is like no other. In Triest, I went to an old restaurant at the outskurts of the city where the pope once ate, the owner comes up to every table and tells everyone whats todays special. Fucking beautiful.
We are Charlie Kirk
>>153726593PS3 is pretty feisty. Watch 2025 again.
>>153726443not like suzuker is that much better
NO REFUNDS
WE WUZ SAMURAI AND SHEEEEEEEEIT
>>153726613Will they even race at Suzuka ?
>>153726617Less time racing = more time to show off their clothing
We are Charles Leclerc
>>153726612no way is Fiftyyearolddad Alonslow on that much money
>>153726612jew corporate backing: 10000000000000000 billion israeli states of americano dollarinos
i hate buttass
>>153726641>Ish on LawsonLmao
new bread>>153726696 >>153726696
>>153726702fugg I thought we aboudda hit d image limit.
