Stars Edition >>153714295
lel rags
>>153716877>>153716877>>153716877>>153716877>>153716877
>rags actually thought they were going to complete the 5 goal comback
>rags
>>153716877LETS GO!!!!
>ragsI could've been a Bruins or Whalers fan but NO I had to have a father who likes the fucking Rangers and the Whalers just had to move
I hear the Stars are on a heater. We’ll see about that.
Haha they posted rags again! Hilarious! So funny! It’s so fucking funny seeing the same garbage!
Happy women's empowerment night everyone
How do you play ice hockey outside the Northern US states? It is still a popular sport when you leave those places?
My team is ass this year but what has kept me entertained has been mocking Canadians online about losing to USA in every sport
>>153716900>rags>1993>2014
>the preminence of gary time
>>153716900just like my islanders
>>153716904It's fairly niche outside of the northeast but there are still fans
>>1537169001993kek
OH WOW ANOTHER GARYTIME I SURE DO LOVE THIS EXCITING SPORT
>>153716916so much extra ad revenue, what's Gary gonna do with it all?!??!?
/KRAK/
>>153716915>>153716910>>153716906Oh wow, real breathtaking commentary. I can see why people leave this place and never come back the circlejerking here is crazy. God forbid you don’t post the same meme garbage.
>mfw my bro says >rags again
BUSINESS IDEA::Gary should buy /hoc/>i think this is a valuable property and could skyrocket at any moment
I am predicting at Wyatt Johnson goal. it will be on the powerplay
>laffs
my avies :)
laffs
>>153716930>rags
lel leaves
sexy sauce
leafs lose again
my flysies :)
>>153716931>/hoc/ is now no longer available except on basic cable or some streaming bullshit no one will buy, just pirate
>ragsNo one laughs >laffsNo one laughs
>>153716954
>>153716936our avies! :)
>>153716900>>153716924
>>153716954>>153716924>>153716900you must be a riot at parties
>>153716954I do
>>153716960Oh no the usa won in a tournament I didn’t watch cause I don’t give a fuck about international hockey.
>>153716954What laughter? It's the Schadenfreude that's keeps the m rags and laffs posting.
>he said he just watches the Jays and Raptors, and what the fuck is a puck terherherher
...laffs?
Nice shot
*1s up*
>scorefull drawGary Time, /hoc/ -_->get ready for more fun
>>153716924>1993
What are your thoughts on this?>Ice Hockey: The Winner for Low-Impact Cardio>Surprisingly, ice hockey is often a good cardio sport once you get past the learning curve, because you are gliding on ice rather than sprinting on hardwood, it is much easier on the joints (knees and hips), and it provides an elite cardiovascular workout without the "pounding" of running.>While professional hockey is violent, adult "beer leagues" are almost strictly no-contact. Players wear full protective gear, making a fall much less painful than a fall on a basketball court.>There's a catch, though. The barrier to entry is high. Gear is expensive as well, ice time is often at odd hours (10:00 PM games are common), and you have to know how to skate.
>>153716967What about losing 33 years in a row in the tournament you actually care about? KWAB
Perfectly balanced
>>153716990I wish there was a beginners league near me :(
>>153716990Yeah it's light on your kneesCan fuck your back something fierce though cause you're bent over all the timeIt's also a bitch to actually get good enough to play with others
These sissies commentating for prime turned the game into a podcast fuck em
> scoreless draw in BC
GARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Rags and laffs hahahahahaha!!!!
they shot a bud1 oncein my hometown
>scoreless draw in the state of Washington
>>153716990If you are worried about that shit then you should just do swimming which has almost 0 impact on anything except your muscles
Always a #25 with the violence
gary points!!!!
Garytime
>>153716900Making fun of a team that's been around for 100 years and having 1 cup since oppenheimer made the nuclear bomb is objectively funny
>>153717027He's right, you know...
>>153717027If you are an educated anon, you'd know that by laws of mathematics they will eventually have a dynasty
>>153717034>monkeys on typewriters will eventually produce Hamlet
busthews
>>153717037>Simpsons referenceHello fellow millennial
if you're going into the net then take the puck with you
Think this trade deadline is gonna be shit
>still one last puck to drop on a Monday evening that started at noon MST
Imagine a front line of Caufield, Brink, and DeBrincat.
>>153717044Those monkeys were making A Tale of Two Cities, not Hamlet.
>>153717050
>>153717044>"Simpson's" reference
>>153717046i think this year in general is an asterisk year and cup because we had the olympics and because the cap is going up for next season. i think next season all the good teams will go cup or bust and i expect big moves then
Street hockey is Mcdavids best memories and you can't beplaying street hockey if you are playing on your telephone screen.
>>153717053>took a Simpsons joke and changed it slightly to appear originalr3dditor behavior
Very close
>>153717059Think the playoff salary cap is gonna restrict a lot of teams.
>>153717050the true manlet line
It's a shootout in Toronto
>>153717058Nah fuck you faggot you saw it in the Simpsons. Don't fucking lie
>simpsons jokes>who was george washington carver>uhhhhh the guy that carved up george washington
>>153717067
>the city of Dallass
i just want zegras to win something
my starsies :(
>>153717073put it in H!
Hey Stars, Kane can do that for you guys every night for only a 2nd round pick!
nothing will top "ayn rands school for tots"it literally btfo lolbertarians and they've never recovered
>>153717080
Get yer guns boys it’s a shootout!!!!If you’re watching the Flyers/Leafs game in overtime, it was so hilarious when Matthews went flying into the net. He just looked like a little kid that was like “what just happened.??” Ha
my flysies :DDD
huomenta>laffs
LAFFS
>domiPretty pathetic final shooter huh
Fucking told you bros trap game of the century for my starsies
KEK>LAFFSKEK>LAFFSKEK>LAFFSKEK>LAFFSKEK>LAFFSKEK>LAFFS
>>153717080>>153717088>"She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene"
>>153717097i smell an easy comeback
>>153717083Logically..no, but conspiratorially a black and an Asian would be good publicity to satiate the shitlibs if we win the cup so ya know it all work out how it’s supposed to.
my oilies would have blown these cats 20 sec into overtime
>>153717060I had a lot of memories growing up as a little kid and playing rollerblade street hockey was actually some of the most fun. Do you remember the pucks they made for street hockey that have like three ball bearings on them I haven’t seen those in forever but I moved to Florida when I was 24 so maybe kids just don’t play street hockey here like they do in Michigan or Canada.
worst division ever
>>153717046lmao someone is going to pick up Pettershit
>laffskek
um my nuckies are winning? based?
>>153717111Lewd and checked
>>153717115That might be an off season deal
GO KONGS GO
>>153717120My Stars are more of a 3th/OT/ and shootout team
>>153717115>kings>canes>wild
>>153717111zased and checked
>>153716922This is a really nice little bit of art and it made me decide to watch this game. The kraken are the quintessential PlayStation 2 NHL Hitz create-a-team franchise.
>no Rags, Panthers, leafs or devils in the playoffsOkay there is zero fucking excuses for the hurricanes this year
>>153717139Is gritman jarvis that good?
>>153716924KWAB
Stors losing to a team with 38 less points than then
jumpin jumpin by destiny's child just came on this shit rips
>>153716990Well, if you’re in Peru, it’s probably gonna be hard to play ice hockey. But you could try playing rollerblade hockey. they make special pucks for street hockey. People in cold countries and the northern United States we all learned how to ice skate just in winter on frozen ponds. It’s not really very hard at all so if you have an ice rink that does hockey then that’s like a total non-issue. ice-skating is like riding a bike, even if you haven’t done it in 15 years, you remember how to do it
>>153717138The intensity is just as in your face as a teenager in the Nineties >Salt Lake could have gone bigger with Yeti, and Gary must have known not to give the Mormons all that power and pizzazz and jazz and stuff >not all at once
Evander kane sold his soul to a succubus and will get a hat trick tonight
>>153717152you were saying?
>>153717161Raped bitch
He meant to do that.
>>153717168good post
>gary has to use magnets to make the canucks loseEmbarrassing
>most dangerous of the draws
It's nice to see Oleksiak actually use his size for once
>first time in the history of the nhl that the 1st place team has had the 32nd place pp
Auston Matthews since he shook hands with a pedophile: 0G, 3A, -5 and the Leafs are 0-4
>>153717114
they dylies scored
>>153717161I read that in Space Ghost’s voice and it makes total sense to me
>>153717161>jazzthey already have that
>>153717130God bless whoever made this
I genuinely forget Erne is on the team every game
my avies! :)mackinnon!
>the city of Los Angeles
>>153717168What is the meaning of this cryptic message?
>>153717196which is why we have to be so careful in empowering the Mormons>because they already desire power and an audience with the Lord Creator, just think of what they wish from Gary
>>153717186Auston Matthews alone has won more Olympic gold medals for men's hockey in the 2020s than the entirety of Can'tnada combined
>>153717207Are the seizure meds the reason why you greentext like a retard?
why hasnt Gary gotten a NHL player on Hot Ones and eat some chickens?
>>153717220Oh damn, good question
my avies!! :))landeskog!
Denver is back in fighting form, it seems >hard to believe they'll be a first round knock out
Hockey is political thanks to tkachuk now I can talk about how he endorsed Epstein buddy boy
>>153717207I really thought they were gonna name their NHL franchise the Utah Mardi Gras Indians to really stay on brand
The Vancouver Canucks Black Excellence Logo
>kangz
>>153717231That IS hard to believe
>>15371723419932014L
Black people were given an entire month and the Canucks have extended it into March
>>153717240we can all dream, lad
Our season is so fucking over. I hate to send out Kopitar this way. Jim Hiller was a hockey terrorist and should have been shit canned in the locker room in Edmonton after that retarded challenge last season
Trump is bombing Iran and team usa visited him that says a lot about the character of the usa player
STUPID IDEAS FOR GARY:Loser's Tournament? Maybe stake some of the draft on results??
>>153717253Now that Can'tnadians lost the one thing they had over us, they resort to guilt tripping. It's so fucking Joever
>>153717253a-anon burgers don't go to school, they get shot if they do, that's why they're all retardedbe patient and talk slow
>>153717253You lost cuck lol
>>153717264motherfucker didn't you just have a school shooting last week??
>>153717197
>>153717270its ok timmy let it outthis is a safe space for retards
>>153717264>>153717253>>153717234You put the L in leaf
>>153717282Turn your monitor on
Krakko'd
>>153717282
Krakaz goal!!
>bullies canada>it's the only country they knowMUH FLAT EARTH
>/Horse/ Hockey
>chicken hockey
>>153717289Is that the semi truck driver who just killed those two girl hockey players in Alberta?
based Heiskenen crippling the nigger
>>153717325we dont use that word here on black excellence night
>assv
my avies :(
that's Nichushkin's first PPGA of the season
EATROCKCANDY
GO KONGS GO LFG
Breadman
at an Avs game someone needs to throw a Stoat at Mckinnon
fatties got quiet fast
>>153717327we do and I did nigger
>>153717345I don't want to see a grown man cry, again.
>>153717363
getting bootyblasted by these refs
>>153717363the crowd is dead like the intermission when you on the titantron
Avs will make a push for Kadri, Im feeling they'll offer flames, Olofsson, Dury and Malinski and some pick for him. Would leave the avs with 4m cap space after the trade even when O'Connor and Kiviranta comes back. So enough cap space for perhaps a little tweak here. That should make the 3rd line very decent. And the 3 players given up would be replaceable easily.
>>153717370
damn my nuckies fucking blow
Damn this like the first time I’ve seriously watched them but these Krakaz is pretty goodGot robbed a goal and then went and scored another one that actually counted 30 seconds later. Pretty entertaining
robo is cheating
this one better stay up garygood
>>153717383If they offer more than a third for Kadri with at least half retained they're getting fleeced.
>>153717383Are you insane? They just extended Malinski for 4 years and there's absolutely no reason for the Avs to trade away a good defensemen for a 3rd line center who makes 7 million for 3 more years.
This nigga mackinnon and his bitchslut going life and death against byfield and friends lel
the laffs are more fun to watch if you play it as a parlour gamehow are they going to blow the lead? take a sip whenever nylander plunks nowhere near the nettheres something for everything
I decided to watch the Stars tonight because I simply want Canadian tears (in progress, they just went up by a goal, scratch that two). The best stream today is unfortunately Canadian, andI have to say: holy shit, Canadians are perhaps the absolutely most cucked population in existence. Is Canada on the verge of a mental breakdown? The ads are absolutely unbelievable (that RAV4 campfire singing shit), and some gay Nigerian shit at intermission? It's almost unwatchable. What the fuck is wrong with those "people"?
Why’s Lankinen not starting? Should make him earn that $4.5m contract.
>>153717396>these Krakaz is pretty goodlmao no
>>153717375>getting bootyblasted by these refs>posting this right as they just straight-up ignored the high stick on Jarvisthe cheek of it
>>153717416vancouver has never been part of canada
>>153717416>is repulsed>can't turn it off
>>153717252Logan Couture has arthritis and didn't even get a cup out of it
>>153717422>an enclave of Hong Kong between two US statesDoes that sound accurate enough?
>>153717407I doubt Flame will retain when they're clearly in rebuilt mode.>>153717409That plays to the Avs advantage.Classic asset management. Use the current low cap hit and strong play as trade value, get playoff upgrade Kadri, Malinski's extension doesnt kick in till next year anyways so trading him now frees his spot without any cap pain. Avs will still have Makar, Towes, Manson, Burns and Kulak those are still pretty good D-Men.
>>153717416Do you at least like our commentator? I think he’s the best in the biz.
>>153717416That’s what happens when you have 3 major parties and 33% of your country (the big cities) vote for fringe unhinged shit like Trudeau (which will have lasting effects for years to come) The Kraken Canes game is good for actual hockey though instead of just cringing
now THAT'S how you screen a goalie! take lessons!
>>153717435Yeah, he's pretty good, that's why I kept it on, really.
>>153717435>common 'tater
>>153717425Shouldn't have choked that 3-0 series lead against LA in 2014
>>153717422Explain this then
>>153717447trb can you make a funny post? just a single time i'm begging ya
>>153717320gj anon.
/hoc/ is for frens
>>153717456its not him retard
>>153717471shut up newfag
>>153717456>size 39 is normal
>>153717479
>>153717475Us newfag twitter zoomies own your shit genny and board and actually your entire website and oh i forgot to mention i'm esl and my favorite hockey player is don cherry
>too much men!!!1!
>>153717434Malinski just signed a team friendly 4 year deal to compete for a cup with the Avs, there is no chance he's getting traded now.And trading a 27 year old defenseman who leads the league in on-ice goals% for a 35 year old third line center is the opposite of good asset management.
>>153717492Based
>>153717495There's no such thing as too many men
>>153717498Can't believe you guys let the Canucks steal your flag like that.
>>153717508
>>153717446The intermission panal is also a good time. Tyson Barrie is on it!
>>153717525
thinking my canesies might come back and win this one after the kraks got cocky early
kek these refs in LA blowing the whistle too damn early
how tf can the refs not allow this avs goal after review? absolutely no reason to blow the whistle there
Why'd they blow the whistle? Fuckin refs
Fire that motherfucker
>Give up your third best defenseman, two depth pieces, and a pick for a 35 year old Kadri at 7x3Is this nigga serious hahaha what the fuck is wrong with you
my avies :((
>>153717498That will really be down to the Avs, they're going for cup push not rebuild. Using Malinski as trade value will do them well. Trading a 27-year-old breakout D (who's great but not Makar/Toews level) for a 35-year-old proven playoff center like Kadri (Cup winner with this core, grit, faceoffs, secondary scoring) is exactly smart, win-now asset management. Avs blue line is stacked (Makar-Toews-Manson-Burns-Kulak already solid), and Malinski is the expendable piece after the recent Girard/Kulak trade freed cap. Kadri slots in as the 3C upgrade that makes Avs forward group playoff-dominant again something a young puck-mover can't replicate in high-stakes series
YES GO KONGS
kek the avs are frauds
Peppered Angus
>>153717583This sounds like AI and it's retarded, a cost controlled Malinski is not an expendable piece.
twink death reaper claims another victim we have no femboy sluts left :((
>>153717607bedard wasn't really a twink to begin with. it's nice that he's taking up more head covering though. might make it easier to disguise the implants.
Expecting a big come back from the Canucks in this 3rd period.
>>153717595Malinski is expendable.You get to cash in on his low salary now before his salary ramps up to 4.75m next year.
>>153717615you're right. what twink has juicy thighs like /our/ bedsy
>>153717583>Don't worry guys, we have 40 year old Brent Burns and Brett KulakListen to yourself.
>>153717535>>153717537
this nigga makar really lost all his offensive prowess. just give bouchard the norris at this point.
>>153717623>You get to cash in on his low salary now before his salary ramps up to 4.75m next year.wtf is this retarded shitbenefitting from an expiring contract with low AAV compared to the player's ability only works if you're a contending team which the flames aren't. the Avs would only benefit if they had him in the playoffs at his low AAV and then traded him after the season, not now. but they obviously want to keep him since they just signed him to a new contract.
>>153717647>guy who can't play defense gets award for best defenseman Bouchard has costed the Oilers a number of games this year with his awful defending
am i the only one getting canadian armed forces recruitment ads on hockey articles? i use a 250$ chinkphone btw
>>153717681these ads are everywhere
>>153717634Retard, Brent Burns is 40 years old on 27p in 58 games and has a +/- of +30 with an average of 20m of ice time a game. Guys a vet and is proven.All for $1m a year. Kulak has just joined putting in 19m games and has already stabilized the bottom pair. Kadri doesnt gut anything and brings the forwards up towards a serious cup contender team. Avs really need to get a proper 3C.Theres nothing wrong with a few "old guys" when they're still producing and eating up ice time.>>153717655This shit happens all the time m8, Pittsburgh did it for Hossa, Iginla.Crapitals trading Forsberg for Erat. Teams do this all the time using a young guys cheap AAV and performance to complete the trade for the vet who fits the last piece of the playoff puzzle. Avs get the contender Flames get a guy for rebuilding.Y'all niggas better say sorry when Im right and Malinski gets traded for Kadri along with others.
>>153717667no dman is remembered for picking pockets on a random tuesday afternoon game retard
>>153717703Retard people definitely remember Bouchard blowing the fucking game because he can't defend a guy in front of his goal
>Cantpucks have been scored on by household names such as Adam Erne, Colin Blackwell, and Lian Bichsel
>>153717703>>153717707Don't forget Bouchard with the most nonchalant giveaways to cost his team games. If he's a Norris trophy winner, NHL has a huge talent problem
rock candy hurts my teeth
teeth? you're a fricken frog, anon, remember?
>>153717731>remember?How can I ever forget?
>>153717681they can tell you're a chud. you post on 4chan, you follow hockey, probably have said the word "jeet" before. canada is obligated to send a few hundred soldiers to die for Israel and you are the PERFECT candidate according to the WEF algo
>he thinks they are actual frogs shitposting on this thread, and he's right, you know
>>153717731why do you think frogs don't have teeth?
How the fuck can you even fix the Canucks
>>153717740Relocation
>>153717740have evander kane mentor superrookie mckenna
>the Portland Canucks
>>153717740lmao all this happened because they chose JT Miller over Horvat
SCAAAARRR
>came home from work>took a huge Marner>saw Crappo Caca scored>Adam Larsson having 2 assistsIt's a good day to be a KRAK addict!
>>153717740Starts with management. Jim Rutherford will die before a rebuild is complete and Allvin is a retard.
>>153717742Where should they go?
the saskatchewan molerats
we LOVE our Dallas Stars, don't we folks?
>>153717740Send them to AmericaI hear Houston could use a team
>>153717740First you fire Adam Foote, he's way over his head as a NHL head coach at the moment. Hire someone who can make some players look good then a scourge the earth rebuild. Sell everything older than 25. Prepare for at least 5 years of being completely shit.
>>153717740You can't.They're a cursed franchise because they always chimp out when they lose a Cup final
randycanes bout to tie it up and give us a loserpoint
>>153717782Why must passion be punished?
>>153717782
vancouverites on paper should not have the luxury of throwing hissy fits economically speaking
THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABYYYYYYYYYYY
wow it's amazing what you can do when you don't get called for 58 minutes
well thats surprising, gg canes, thanks for statpadding daccord
2 point night for adam larsson
>>153717803Hooligans and nogoodniks from Abbotsford and Surrey destroyed our beautiful downtown.
>>153717820There is no video or pictures of indians participating in the Vancouver hockey riot
>>153717835What I saw looked more like Korea
This fuckin ref bro
>>153717842Is he the guy with the wild whistle?
makar dead hahahahahaha
>>153717848he'll be finejust got some rubber on the family jewels
literally who the fuck is this guy
>>153717854angus booth
>>153717855where did he come from
>>153717859where did he go?
>>153717860where did he come from, angus booth joe
>>153717859A ranch
>>153717814He sure did!
My avies :)
that was nice
my avies!!! :)))toews!
Toews getting it done.
LETS GO AVIES
>>153717114>cucking the rags out of mckenna by giving them a loser point
>no Gary TimeWHAT A TWIST!!!
>>153717260everyone that misses the playoffs goes to the loser's tournament that decides draft orderthe 6 teams that perform the worst in the tournament get worse picks but have no salary cap for the following season
>>153717915
Should have been 5-2 if it werent for that dipshit ref
good night
>>153717915yeh alright
>>153717915No, they still have a salary cap, but they get to play with an extra man. But it has to be a woman.
Where will Stamkos go?
Avs win and they marginally improve their shit pp scoring when LA pulled the goalie at the end of the game
>>153717854I think thats that the transsexual YouTuber Clavicular
>>153717937nashville
wow. another all day day of hockey and its only Monday. been watching since 1pm central lads. bed time for bonzo!!!!
>>153717937A shit team
>>153717835That's because it's HongKouver. Chinese don't want you there
The 16 teams that don't make the playoffs get entered into a huger games thing where each team sends two people. Player from the team last standing gets the 1st draft pick.
You guys got it all wrong. Enter the first 96 players of each draft into an automatic draft where a computer will determine which teams get which random player. The last 4 rounds can be humans picking
drunk and hungry and put 4 bags of instant oatmeal in 1 bowl 2 x apples and cinnamon 1 x maple and brown sugar 1 x cinnamon and spice i know its gonna make me shit my pants in a few hours but i also thru a splooge of maple syrup in there in a big ol piece of butter and hsve 2 pieces of bread and burter for dipprn this gonna be good after i have this smoke
Also the oatmeal expire 3 months ago in december
>instant oatmealdoes your handler know that you've been drinking?
>>153717991The GMs of the losing teams have to play russian roulette tournament style till there is one victor.
>>153717991True and the draft odds are weighted by how much each market can grow the game
>>153716877The olympics ruined being an avs fan for me. Mackinnon is clearly a bitch and sucks at hockey.
can we relegage the worst teams to the pwhl please
Send all the Teams Mascots to a huge sized MMA ring.Lock them inside till one is left standing, that determines draft order.
>>153718036Nhl is a franchise, not a league
>>153718031I support this because the Canadian teams can't grow the market any more in Canada so they will always get the lowest odds. Great idea anon
well so much for thatI guess Kane scored though
>If DuPont can maintain his current point pace over the balance of this season — which seems likely given that he had two points on Friday night, when I saw him, and added another two on Sunday — he’ll become the first WHL defenceman to record more than a point per game as a 16-year-old since Scott Niedermayer did so during the 1989-90 season.>DuPont grew up in Calgary, but drew a fair bit of attention for a viral video clip in which he noted that he’s a Canucks fan. Like so many Canucks fans these days, his patience has been tested of late.>“Yeah, I’m sort of a Canucks fan,” DuPont told The Athletic on Friday night, “Though ever since (Quinn Hughes) got traded, I don’t know if I still want to be with them. They’ve got Zeev Buium, though, and I really like his game!”
>>153718101Him, Bedard, and Celebrini are all fans of the Canucks. And one day, maybe soon, they will all be on the team.
knights play tomorrow
didn't ask
>>153718152we ask here tranny btw tiny lost kek. two days away from the no millyversary
slopdown was cancelled
>>153718173KWAB that was hampage acktchyually
>>153718140Not a single one of them will ever play for the Canucks.I bet you would've wanted European style academies instead? Then all three would've probably ended up playing for the Canucks U13 up through U20 and finally for the big team.
>>153718101No one cares faggot
>>153718199Why are you so pissy?
Wrestlefags OUT
It's wrestlechads or E-Gods.
>>153718101do canadian prospects not recieve media training?
>>153718268Maybe he loves them and this is reverse psychology after they failed to tank correctly for Bedard and Celebrini.
When was the last time we had a clear Calder favorite before the season even ended?
If you’re in Calgary and ordered Amazon.ca today, you may be receiving your order signed by Matt or Zayne, with a special note from boys! They were at the YYC4 Fulfillment Centre, going behind-the-scenes with the Amazon team and helping out with packing up orders!
>>153718516my last amazon.com.au order had a dead spider inside
>>153718516>sending the jeet to the amazon warehouse for workPottery
>>153718516kek, that looks exactly like my cousin but make him slightly white
>>153718524>the last thing that spider saw
this any good?
>>153718577Surely it's quite easy to dump someone who's out of town constantly?
>>153718591but what if he's very dreamy?also, going by the first 30 seconds of this, she's the daugheter of the team owner
>>153718594>heiress dating the helpoof
>>153718474Based
>>153718599that's my dream
>>153717114>team six points out of the playoffs collapses against another team out of the playoffs>w..worst division everHow many times did >your team get btfo by the Schaeflanders?
>>153716905this describes nearly every american for the next 4 years
>>153718873Sadly Gary will find a reason to never send NHL players again now that he's gotten what he wanted
>>153718879War with Iran?
why did he do it?
>>153718851he and crosby are the only reasons to watch your shit division
i want kaner back in orange and blue :))
>>153718964Oooh he would be a good Islander
kwab
Woke up and saw my starsies won :D tonight is the real test though they need to beat Calgary and hit the 10 game win streak.
shorks girlies are so creative :3
>>153718948If you replace blacks with swedes I would believe this is an actual qoute
Da Blackhawks :)
>>153719047>woman ruins $700 worth of jerseys
Is he the best Asian hockey player of all time? Inb4 Paul Kariya he was only 1/4 Japanese. Coincidentally tho Robertson and Kariya are both half Scottish.
>>153719047"Canada is like a shark" - René Levesque
>>153718577Be a blonde bimbo
>>153719047Celebrini has an A already? How shit are the shorks
gonna watch my cousin vinny :)
>>153719144hope he behaves for you
>>153719138He’s their best player
>>153719157Grim
>>153719024>beating the fumes is considered a test for the storsGrim.
Taters!
>>153719169It’s not really the team that matters its managing to win 10 in a row.
>>153719179Based
Had the craziest dream last night. It turned out that like 40% of people walking around were actually aliens made up entirely of water and people started popping them like water balloons.
>>153719203That is crazy. Do you think aliens exist?
time flies
>>153719208I think demons exist and would lie and say they’re aliens to gain acceptance, but I’ve never given it too much thought generally.
>>153719190>Chud Garrison
i think evil spirits manifest themselves today as ideologies
Morning Marner was a nice thick log. Productive day incoming
>>153719223I thought he was the Dilbert guy
If Houston gets a team what color scheme would you like to see?
>>153719047what the fuck
>>153719234NPC Blue
>>153719234black gold
>>153719234Brown or purple
>>153719234Anything that isn’t blue or red because there’s already too many of those
>>153719234houston oilers colours, of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8ch-jpE6TU
What a fascinating team
>>153719234blue and orange
>>153719300the blue and orange one...
>>153719190Now post the unedited version
Teds are awful this season at holding a lead
sharks hockey tonight!!
>>153719234purple green orange
>>153719356A gay Swede? Now I've seen everything.
>>153719378cope wenny is married
>>153719090no comment on robertson but kek what a shit stat
>>153719383yeah, to another dude
>>153719356based
>>153719392cope hes married to a beautiful woman and they have kidswhen is /hoc/ gonna grow out of its bitter incel phase?
>>153719409When I get a gf
just bought a Buick skylark
>>153719392His wife is the reason why he's playing for San Jose
>>153719391Is it? I feel like 5+ consecutive seasons of 70 or more points is pretty good.
>>153719425Based juggalo
>>153719409im happy for them, svenne. it's just bantz.
>>153719424lol same
>>153719440why didnt you defend them when a bunch of horny sluts were hornyposting about alex on social media and harrassing his wife?
>>153719434you want your player to do it but I mean my socks aren't going to be knocked off by only a half decade of sub ppg play
i've been looking for this forever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N8sEzabk6k
>>153719466>if he were to identify as straightkeeping alex in my prayers
>>153719479yeah they're really woke
>>153719488imagine these behemoths coming into your thrift shop and buying all the xxl wacky shit
>>153719234
>>153719466I remember when booktok was thirsting over 18 year old bedard
captain america looks roughhh....
We could have been anything that we wanted to be
>>153719545he needs to lay off the mcdonald's
>>153719545Bald
>>153717310>>153717447>>153717519>>153717719>>153717917the raped (raped) (fuck off raped faggot)
>>153719545every second he isn't being traded, his hairline goes up another mm and his trade value drops even further
>>153719545I think he actually looks okay here compared to how he usually does
are we watching the chl final in 90 bings?
I still dream about the 2024 rivalry between the Oilers and Canucks.
>>153719625yeah it's good enough to be put on my second montior
In 50 years from now, we will remember WWIII started with a hockey game.
>>153719234translucent blue like frutiger aero
I enjoyed Olympic hockey, and thought maybe I'd get into the local team (Blackhawks), but the game was blacked out on tv. Oh well. Maybe I'll get into soccer for the World Cup.
>>153719651all because a small nation of 30 million decided to stand up to fascism
>>153719670you have not and will not do shit but screech and win silver
>>153719670Aren't you close to 40 million now?
>>153719678seems i struck a nerve
>>153719684it's the new canadian cope for losing, muh population. meanwhile they have the stated goal of reaching 100m in population which would equate to roughly 70% jeets and chinks if they pull it off
>>153719545I can’t believe he’s my age. He could pass for a cool uncle
Ooh edmontonbros idk about this one
>>153719698yeah your low effort bait got a low effort response, gratz
>>153719710the pacific and metro will be unwatchablecentral and atlantic looks kino, tho
>>153719548I still want to believe we have bright futures
>>153719710three days from the deadline, the sabres have home ice
>>153719710Thank you Gary
>>153719711still screeching?
>>153719710Genuinely who is coming out of the pacific?
>>153719742can west coasters redpill me on the cantpucks? how are they this bad?
>>153719710This has to be the easiest bracket in years for Carolina to win a cup
>>153719742Nobody from that division should make playoffs
>Flames lead the regular season Battle of Alberta 132–110–18–7how??
>>153719750they're not getting by the blots, randy
>>153719742
>>153719750I’ve got Dallas and Carolina in the final. Kind of a fitting narrative they’ve basically been a mirror of each other the past couple seasons
Dear buffalo, Kindly btfo the golden knights tonight K thx, bye
>>153719742im genuinely grateful. i've only been paying attention to the atlantic and central. it's like there's only 16 teams. much easier to follow.
>>153719754oilers suck simple as
>>153719751Nobody cept 1 you son of a bitch
So knights have potentially 8 players injured or sick, what's going on over there?
>>153719770count the rings thoughever
>>153719754>regular season
>>153719779the toronto media did this i bet
>>153719759Who said I am randy? I'm just saying they should absolutely make a finals. There's no boogeyman this go around. Boston is a one line team, they face either the old ass penguins or sorokin who they own, and they have a shot against anyone in that Atlantic bracket
update: i finished watching my cousin vinny :)
>>153719651>implying anyone will be left to remember anything at all
>>153719774How exciting
>>153718577the woman on. the left looks like a slightly younger version of my land lady
>>153719754Decade of darkness
>>153719368purple green yellow would be Mardi Gras colors. For a NOLA team. The New Orleans Voodoo. screw Texas they already have a team
>>153719779I read about a basketball player who got desert fever in the 80s maybe it's desert fever
>>153719710
>>153719779Probably got bit by that spider that killed Jeff Hanneman
>>153719893If the WCF ends up being Pacific vs Pacific there will be so much bitching and crying about Gary's divisional format
>>153719919>>153719919>>153719919New
>>153719907good. it's a dumb format
>>153719836Did he win
