Dabres EditionLast time on /hoc/ >>153716877
>>153719919
into the bud againsame old 1 it was back then
>buffalo removes Adams>They literally git gudWas that retard really holding everyone back or is it because Alex Lyon is carrying them? The world may never know
(1) col vs. (8) edmdal vs. utahmin vs. seavgs vs. anacol vs. vgsdal vs. mincol vs dal
>>153719939WFH bros...
>>153719949F
>>153719940A Pacific team would be the 2 seed if we went back to 1v8, division champs were the top 3 seeds back then
>>153719939They have a top 10 offense, penalty kill, and shooting%. I wouldn't say they are being carried by anyone specific.
>>153719939>is it because Alex Lyon is carrying themthey've been playing well
trade deadline in 3 days and nothing will happen
>>153719949YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?? DO YOU LIKE THAT SHIT??
>>153719940Bold of you to assume Colorado won’t be a first round exit
>>153719977let's just say i know a thing or two about puck
>>153719974there will be trades what do.you mean?
>>153719981based 'not my first rodeo' anon
>>153719977Even by their usual shitty standards at these things, Edmonton's defense and goaltending is too much to overcome. They would have been long eliminated from the playoff race if the Pacific was half decent.
Da Blackhawks :)
>>153719997what about 'em?
My penguins (:
>>153719977Colorado shouldn't be a first round exit, especially if they play a team like the Shorks or Oilers.
>>153719961eventually its gonna taper off.
>>153720011what does that even mean?
>>153720001They traded Connor Murphy to the Oilers for a second round pick.
please explain to me like a retard why a team with a 31-28 record is seen as better than a team with a 35-27 record?
>>153720025That well dried up yesterday afternoon, stranger
>>153719988shit trades are nothing
>>153720039Gary points and also the Islanders have played two more games than the Penguins, meaning they can make up anywhere from 1-4 points compared to your Islanders
>Doan has two more points than Peterka in the same amount of games playedOOPSIE WOOPSIE WE TRADED ANOTHER GOOD PLAYER-Utarizona Mayotes
>>153720017>Oilers would beat the AvsAre you havin a retard moment?
Imagine the memes if kitties and oilers both miss playoffs
>>153720053if a team had more losses than wins they shouldn't be tied with them in the standings
>>153720077Take it up with Gary and the GMs, they like handing loser points to make it seem like teams are better than they actually are because they think it memes more fans into believing they are contenders. Anyways, Pittsburgh has 27 regulation wins and the Islanders only have 23 so the Penguins are doing better at 5v5.
>>153720077as a Canuck fan I agree. Now shut up and just give us McKenna.
>>153720055if I ever have to see Shane Doan's son playing for team usa I'm gonna puke
>>153720107there was this guy named Hull in the 1996 WC....
>>153720047we like shit trades around here
>>153720098It still doesn't change much since the two are even in the standings thanks to the loser point and only play one more time (thank you Seattle for removing divisional matchups, very cool)
>>153720058>macKWAB>maKWAB>mcKWAB
>>153720113I remember as a little Jimmy it was more of a curious footnote as opposed to it chapping my hide
>>153720058this is like the zapruder film for leafs kwab
>>153720143the meltdowns on the call in shows were epic butthurt. His brother even called in here in Vancouver to defend his decision and was in tears.
>>153720117Carlo is a zesty guy
>>153720183reminds me of a certain event that took place 1415 days ago
>>153720128It's not just loser points. Both teams have gone to OT the same number of times (17). They're also even in the standings because the Islanders are better at meme hockey. Pittsburgh is 1-8 in the shootout and 3-5 in 3v3. NYI is 4-5 in shootouts and 8-0 in 3v3. Once a game goes past regulation Pittsburgh has only earned 4/17 meme points. The Islanders have earned 12/17 meme points.
flamesbros know when a genuine threat is coming watch your back gary you never know when its coming
Why did they look so ungrateful for the Tina plushie? It's memorabilia from one of the greatest weeks of your life. When they get old they will realize
Luleå chimpout already
Rental car place gave me a Durango instead of an Audi and I'm seething having to drive an ameriCRAP car
>>153720183Lewd
Who we got for winning the currently happening Champions Hockey League final between Frölunda and Luleå (0-0 after 1st)?
>>153720252
>>153720197its still the issue with the OTL system. it also shows that the two teams are completely different since one cant play 3v3 while the other has a cheat code every night
>>153720107He already played for the USA in IIHF Men's.He's ours now, fuck you.
I'm sleepy bros
>>153720279for me it's lulea
>>153720252aren't those both assembled in Mexico anyway?
thomas harley is mexican
>>153720380So was Auston Matthews and people seem to like him.
I'm just not gonna eat mcdonalds mumbai human meat to get celebrini's mini stick sorry
>>153720419you should be able to find them all over the parking lot at a Rotten Ronalds anyway. That is what I plan to do. Fuck if I am eating there.
Dreger posting that the Sabres might be trading for Thomas
>>153720380One is built to amerifat child killer specs the other is built to eurosmell metrosexual specs
>Further to @DarrenDreger report, Buffalo is believed to be dangling the equivalent of multiple 1st-rounders in Robert Thomas talks.oh no
>>153720469he'd be such a great add. multiple 1st-rounders is a bit much, thobelt.
>>153720469Sad
>>153720456specs in Europe are completely different then here in NA. Asia is also the same. Different governments have different specifications that are met. Also different markets have different preferences. Kia for example has competely different brand names in Asia. Volkswagens are hardly visible on the roads in Germany as well as most drive Mercedes or BMW. Commercials are not reality bro.
Damn that’s crazy. Erne is 6’1 Oetter is 6’6
>>153720503dallas stars are all numales
>>153720518Shut your mouth, weasel.
>>153720469Buffalo needs to pay extra because of how hard they fucked St. Poois on the Thompson trade.
>nearly two weeks later>Hughes brothers going on a apology tour>women on ever major late night showwas the joke that big of a deal?
>>153720518is that why they pumped the Canucks last night?
>>153720503I could be the brakes off these queers
>>153720501I should have said sensibilities but I was also just joking
>>153720020That's what they said after their streak ended. Face the facts that they're just gud.
>>153720599correct but this is buffalo.
>/hoc/ niggas would rather dumpster dive than spend half an hour's worth of paycheck on hockey memorabilia
What are your thoughts on the Montreal Canadiens?
>>153720039>complaining about garypoints>his team only has 23 regulation wins>team he's throwing a bitchfit about has 27 regulation winsRetard
>>153720612asking questions is suddenly a bitchfit?
>>153720619Unlock it bud
>>153720611their goalie should be captain instead. i don't think of a chink when i think of montreal.
>>153720611my cup contenders desu
>>153720611Good team that lacks a goalie and a defense that'll get burned in a best of 7
>>153720611There's no 3-3 in the playoffs.
knights play the sabres today
i'm gonna start a marner fangirlie account on tiktok
>>153720658You should buy yourself a skirt and a bra first, Sally
>>153720419it looks so cool though
>>153720658They allow scat porn on tic tok?
>>153720681Bâton means stick for the bicurious
>>153720681What are you supposed to use it for
NHL insider now saying 2026 draft is worse than 2025 draft, first round pick means nothing for leverage
>>153720703snap it in a rage when they lose
>>153720705I guess that's why we don't see a lot of teams tanking this year
>>153720703desk hockey
>>153720705>his team didn't tank and rebuild while there were plentiful elite prospects and also hidden gems thanks to the coof making scouting harder for awhile
fuck yeah
>>153720705True there's no high end talent like Caleb Desnoyers
>>153720611
>>153720759why would Utah take him over Hagens or Martone anyways
>>153720611the very best arena and the loudest fans they're basically the NHL's Yankees >le yanke
*OBSERVES THE THREAD*
>>153720746but I'm right-handed
Why do all north americans love 3v3 so much while they hate shootouts?
just put on raw
>>153720810i don't know. i don't like, either. i wouldn't even have overtime in the regular season since they are giving teams a loser point anyway.
>>153720845gross
>>153720845
>villains equalized just in timeyou are here>villains win in overmeme
hearing robert thomas to the sabres
>>153720810Because they think that shootout is pure luck while 3vs3 is pure skill
>>153720877>>153720872tiny lost kwab
i can't think of a player the devils could need more than robert thomas, but of course our GM blew up our cap and we don't have any assets to trade
>>153720904Frölunda are the villains THOUGH
>>153720941it was a gay magazine
>>>Frölunda are the villains THOUGH
>>153720911If true big
why is the SHL such shit now? I don't get it.
>>153720951no
>>153721018the only people who pretend to like it are liberal women.
>>153721026and trb
>>153720960Holy shit that is problematic
>>153721026I don't get it. What does women have to do with the drop in quality of a league?
playing pokemon too
>>153721054gay fanfics are a hot commodity in hockey
>>153721064>babbies first slash
Remember, Luleå is literally playing to survive. CHL viewership so bad it's making them go bankrupt
hate 3v3 so much it's unreal
>>153721054Women becoming more involved with anything inevitably shits it up, even if it’s just as customers.
>>153721124Okay chuddie
>>153721055Which game?
>>153721124so if they become more involved in sex? making you a sandwich? cleaning?
fiasko
>>153721169Sex is best with men
>>153721213women getting involved in anything RUINS it
>>153721213straightest e-drone
nice a game during real drinking hours!i'm gonna scaaaaaaaarrpooooost like an animal
>>153721258how exciting
>>153721258Tabernac
mitch won by the way
>>153721147fire red
>SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
Things haven't been going great for the Golden Knights since acquiring Rasmus Andersson
>This guy is a Gold Medalist
>Stenberg with 0 points.Fiasko
>fourfull draw in Bakersfield
>>153721333Bald
>>153721340There's always so many stupid kids at these games
Jason Roberton for Brady Tkachuk 1 for 1 confirmed?
>>153721356That 67 thing everyone was doing was driving me nutsI'm glad they finally got sick of it, the majority of them anyway >kids are supposed to be at minor games, it's cheaper to take the kids to a Walleyes game than getting prime time seats and concessions at Little Caesars
>>153721364why would ottawa even think of doing that
>>153721373I actually don't mind retarded kids at game. I used to go to Greenville Swamp Rabbits games a lot when I lived in SC, there were a lot of fans wearing random jerseys and the cheerleaders were nasty as fuck with their c section scars
my sabres play tonight! will the fans boo jack eichel? stay tuned to find out!
>>153721395Total chud death
next time they start a "if you know the rangers suck clap your hands" chant, im finna change dem words
>>153721395to pwn blompf
>>153721395idk, the spittin chiclets retards are pushing that one. I wouldn't be surprised if Robertson gets traded somewhere considering he want 8 years/13 million
new Resident Evil any good?
>>153721258little late for my tastes
>>153721429>spittin chicletsthat explains a lot
If you could have an elite career in the AHL but never play in the NHL, would you do it?
>[11]eleven games crammed into just three hours on a TUESDAY evening Who the fuck is going to the sports pub to watch any of these games?
the fact sheldon is a bigger draw than the taychucks should let them know they need to pack in their podcast
>>153721483As long as I get to stay in one city, yeah. You'd be a local legend.
>>153721483>hard work>mediocre salary>eventually left with no job early in lifeDepends where I get to live
based oba is on
>Frank Seravalli is 37 years oldWhat the fuck, I thought this guy was late 40s/early 50s
>>153721491Are you complaining goy?
>>153721545How old are you
>>153721545>not only is he not 15 years older than me like I thought, we wouldn't even have attended high school at the same timewild
>>153721545The wall hits everyone
>>153721530>eventually left with no job early in lifeA player like that would definitely get a shot at coaching. Good coaches usually weren't very good players because the game naturally comes easier to the best players, so they have a hard time teaching others. Gretzky couldn't say "Just skate past everyone and score 4 points every night like I did" when he was a coach. Tweener players had to work their ass off to get as far as they did which is why they tend to make better coaches.
>>153720064If they’re willing to play recklessly physically because the Avs PP is shit and give five people season ending injuries and expose their Flacco tier goaltending, it could happen. But this is the soilers we’re talking about.
>>153721559Only a year younger, which is why I was so shocked. I don't look young but I also don't have a 60 year old's hairstyle/hair color. I think that's the biggest thing throwing me off about him. If he just shaved it all off, or had a decent dye job, he'd look a lot closer to his age.
>>153721559
>>153721631That is a dye job.
I am going shopping for a new washer and dryer for my dad i'll see yall later
>>153721747What's wrong with his current wife?
>>153721631why would anyone shave off a solid hair line like that. theres no way at 37 its that naturally sliver. some grays by mid 30s is definitely the norm now but that is full on like 65 y/o silver. not even a 55 y/o salt and pepper. either way who gives a fuck about another mans hair
>>153721760
>>153721760She died in July and the washer has been on the fritz for a long time. Dryer is starting to sound like a jet engine
hey guysstupid question...how did buffalo just get good all of a sudden? I saw some stat that said they were like 25-5 in their last 30? Like, they fire the GM who built this team cause they were sucking, and then they go bananas? Did they hate the GM or what happened?
>>15372183435 wins in 60 games isnt really good
Brady and Our Sennies gonna continue to expose McMeme and Dryshit tonight
>>153721834so if you draft high for decades sooner or later you will have enough guys and dudes. Also PDO rocks. See the 2023-2024 Canucks of Vancouver NHL Hockey Club.
>>153721896>senaturds
>>153721834>>153721852They have 4th most regulation wins in the league
>>153721898>See the 2023-2024 Canucks of Vancouver NHL Hockey Club.I was thinking the same thing with this Buffalo team. It's awesome they're playing this good but I really hope they don't implode next year trying to replicate this season.
>>153721834>>153719949They fired all their WFH slugs and got people in a room together
>>153721985they have enough there. The owner seems to have backed off. the coaching and management seemed to have somewhat got a clue. Compare that with old man Jim and Aquaman. I also understand they have something called a PRACTICE FACILITY.
>>153721983rw is a cope stat
>>153722037Hello intern
>>153721976stfu bitch
>>153722037what? explain your reasoning, seems like it would be a stat that showed you who the real teams are. Like road wins.
>Hearing there's serious interest for Robert Thomas from Boston, Dallas and Detroit
>>153722037all stats are cope stats. winners don't bother citing stats they're too busy celebrating their wins
>>153722111Wins are a statistic as well.
>>153721898idk PDO. I'm assuming 100 is baseline. They are at 101. Is 1 point that crazy? I see the best PDO is at 102ish, and the worst at like 97.
>>153722008As if they weren't a steaming pile of shit for years before WFH
>>153722095Give me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it
>>153722111this is a thing a person who does not gamble would say. Kiddie table shit.
>>153722083panthers and oilers were 10th and 11th in rw last season
>>153722128WTF is WFH
>>153722119The Sabres are not PDOing the league. their 5on5 stats are extremely good.
>>153722143Nominating you for the best goy of the year award
Watching Overdrive, seems the guys are fed up with Morgan Rielly. Has he really been that shit all year that the livechat is contemplating about a Pettersson for Rielly trade?
>>153722153Work from home, I'm not familiar with how Buffalo does things but I'm assuming they had some front office people transition to remote work during the coof and now they're getting rid of that
>bruins put up 54 rw>get BTFO by a team who only put up 36this is why rw is a cope stat
>>153722173
>>153722189>sunbelt ice
>>153722173pettersson in toronto would be hilarious
Got a feeling this will be a big night for my reffies
>>153721834they realized they can actually play hockey>>153721898that canucks team ate itself from the inside out with Petterson and Miller.
>>153722214it is not just them. they are symptomatic of terrible ownership, terrible management, no consistent planning, no organizational cohesion, bad decision making, and treating people like crap. Look at how they handled Bruce, Tocc, Quin, and now Myers. Such a fucking joke. I hope they are shit for a while to get better player but also so someone comes in ownership wise and actually builds something out of this rubble heap of shit.
>>153722202And still no Panthers player are falling around, only Rielly.
>>153722237Still made zero sense for them to trade Horvat.
>>153722243they are used to playing on shitty ice
>>153722173Weird, 2 months ago they were saying he played himself in to olympic consideration.
>>153722249Just like my Islanders
>>153722249>Still made zero sense for them to trade Horvat.How so? At the time the Canucks had Horvat, Pettersson (actually playing good), and Miller at center with an abhorrent D line up other than Hughes. And with Horvat's contract extension coming up while he was playing at what seemed to be an unsustainable 50 goal pace he seemed like the most logical Center to trade for a defencemen (Hronek). Trading Miller over Pettersson before his NMC kicked in was this managements real fatal mistake which has set the franchise back 7 years until the contract expires.
>>153722314I thought Horvat was a very good captain/leader for the Canucks. The following season the Canucks went off on a good run, but it became very clear it was unsustainable. The assets given up for Zadorov and Lindholm weren't worth it. Also the Hronek swap worked at first, but now it feels like another mistake.
>the houston canucks
>>153722314never trade away a goal scoring centermenthey are the hardest piece to acquire
>>153722332>I thought Horvat was a very good captain/leader for the Canucks.I thought so too and I still love him. Was thrilled he got the call to play for Team Canada. Although I still don't mind the Hronek trade, especially compared to the Marcus Pettersson trade. He's been one of like three guys who actually are playing good this year on the Canucks.You're absolutely right though that anyone with any hockey knowledge would see their 2024 season as unsustainable and for an old timer like Jim Rutherford to fall for it is embarrassing and should discount him and Allvin from taking control of the rebuild.>>153722338Please no, I still miss my Grizzlies.
>>153722364Filip Chytil looked like he could be one of those once
powerful
>>153722395Hronek is super good but not the contract good. canucks are in their hell from management and meddling from all levels. really though, the canucks need to fix a slew of things. Chytil is a horrendous return for Miller (and might've just lost his career), they got a very meh package for Quinn Hughes, and nobody really knows what the canucks are even doing for their future.
Im going to watch Das Boot before the habs game
I want tage thompson to fuck my wife while I watch haha
It depends what you mean by “laugh at Canada.”If you mean light, playful jokes about stereotypes — maple syrup, saying “sorry,” hockey obsession, cold weather — that’s generally fine. Canadians joke about that stuff themselves. Friendly teasing between countries is pretty normal.If you mean laughing at real problems (wildfires, tragedies, political tensions, economic issues), that can cross into rude pretty quickly — especially if people are directly affected. Humor usually lands better when it’s punching up or being self-aware, not dismissing real harm.
>>153722510>I want tage thompson to fuck my wife while I watch hahaI knew JD Vance posted here.
>>153722539Powerful message right here
>>153722474kek just ruining your own property thinking you've done something brave.What kind of tards are in Vancouver?
>rags
The streets are saying we’re trading someone for Brady Tkachuk
Great. Let me just guess your team. Fuckin idiot.
>>153722539Thank you human chatgpt
>>153722597Vancouver has bigger problems. The federal government just gave the entire city of vancouver to a bunch of natives
>>153722694
>>153722694I’d say their BIGGEST problem is they named themselves after an American city. Like uhum mixed signals much?
>>153722694>In a statement posted to the Musqueam’s website on Sunday, the 1,435-member First Nation said the agreement does not recognize legal title to the land and does not change Musqueam’s recognition of private property.
>>153722751Wow, you'd think the news would report that instead of all the articles they published fear mongering the fact people are going to lose there homes.
>>153722758that was from a vancouver sun article
>>153722767Oh kewl
>>153722694They changed the names of one of the streets here to some Indigenous mumbo jumbo and apparently lots of people are having trouble getting mail ever since kek.
TUSKS UP
>J.T. Miller talks about how momentum shifted after the second period tonight vs. Columbus >"We had a great start, drew a penalty, scored on a penalty, it's funny how the game works sometimes. All of a sudden it's 3-0 and they're booing again"
>>153721545Lmao im older than him. I thought he was atleast 10 years older than me
Crusty boomers OUT
are the tourists gone
>>153722932cope /hoc/ is a 30+ boomer genny
>>153722843Lmao these injuns intentionaly made their written language difficult tomread
>The Rangers have put J.T. Miller on injured reserve, per the NHL Media site.
>>153722941yup. now we're discussing the decline of the kitties
>>153722952HA still cursed by the pumpkin patch
>>153722843How does one read that sign?
With this Connor Murphy trade the Oilers now have what they need to win the cup
>>153722890>You couldn't score a single goal in your own barn against Soderblom last gameYOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE
>>153722981My mom is a good woman >:(
>>153722843Sometimes they have numbers making it even more unreadable
>>153722843What a fucking nightmare. I don’t understand why Canada and northern US states are so fucking psychotic and delusional. Is it the pot? It has to be all the acid-lite pot melting these people’s brains into mush. Really disturbing. What games you dudes watching I’m going for preds blue jackets. No one I like is on right now
>>153722997Im watching das boot until the habs start
>>153719949I wish I could WFH more often. But I agree hockey staff needs to be in person
>>153722694If Vancouver is given to First Nations tribes what is to stop other armed nations from invading and taking it by force. Even if Canada helps to defend it really isn’t a major deterrent. Native American land would be free real estate to whomever wants to come and get it
Go Bruins!
>>153723005How has he gotten so bad? Does he have the yips?
everyone tune in to the sabres right now
>>153723026that's not how native title works>>153722964you read the sign under it written in normal roman script. signage in more than one language is common all over the world.
>enters threaf
all hail bob
>>153723082Your a bit early pal
>>153723091Doesn't matter, won when it mattered.
>>153723091you're on thin ice officer bob, the mayor is up my ass with your hijinks
>>153722281every reffie gets it
our pens :)
***TRADE ALERT***
>>153723104more like PENIS ahahahah gottem
>>153723114where are all the fun trades
>>153723067I eill after e making sandeiches
>>153723119Ehat is erong eith your "e" key?
>>153723119
>>153723104
>>153723117That's a good pickup for the Wild
fuck it's already time for puck drop?the one time I don't want gary to drop it yet
morning /hawc/ lotta good games tonight thanks gary :)
>>153723130Michael McCarron for a second? I guess I'll have to see it.
nice pass
for a second-rounder
They are already losing lol what a fucking joke of a team
>>153723150He's a big boi
>>153723159without Stone getting ready for his annual LTIR stint, they're very bad
Greaves is injured :(
>Jumble the lines so Kevin Hayes can play in front of his FAMIRY UUUU>Completely shitting the bedIMAGINE MY FUCKING SHARK
>>153723166time to (de)activate him
bob...
Why dont teams loan players more often? Like any team thats not making the playoffs with good players, just make a 1 year trade or something. Like the jets could trade hellebuyck and get whatever in return then get him back next year.
Yeah the kitties are washed
mammies mammies mammies
>>153723231Go home tourist
>>153723231Unlike soccer, hockey players actually get injured. Imagine trading Hellebuyck for a "loan" price and he gets career ended while on the other team.
>46 points / 49 games in SwitzerlandIT'SFINALLYTIME
>>153723239so you don't know
>>153723248bring back the bison king
mammies are blastin their ass
>they got a power play out of thatLmao refs not even trying to hide their cat bias tonight
my debbies
>>153723255Hockey doesn't work like that. Tourist think this is soccer.
>>153723248where does the swiss league rank in terms of european leagues? better than shl/liiga? better than khl?
Pour être libre donc, il faut être craint. Et pour être craint, il faut être puissant.
>>153723253Mark Stone more like Mark Fragile Glass
>>153723284pretty close to the top. better than the nordics, certainly.
T-minus 22 minutes to Blackhawks game. While we wait, name a better logo/branding than picrel in all of sports.
>>153723284NHLAHLKHLNLASHLSM-LiigaECHLNCAACanadian juniorsother senior Euro leagues from serious hockey countries (Czech, etc.) are probably above NCAA but below Liiga
Every team in the league is allowed to jostle their opponent after the play with the sole exception of the New Jersey devils who always, without fail, get penalized for so much as frowning at the opposing team
>>153723284I think it has the highest amount of NA washouts so you have a lot of real professional conditioning there.
>>153723272Ovi is ready to return to Russia
>>153723293the swiss league isn't better than the shlI don't know enough about liiga to comment
>>153723318ogey johan
>>153723304
I hope you like Tintin.
Based buffalo btfoing the noits
>>153723318i could see it being better. my GOAT went there to play after we won the championship in sweden :) edmonton oilers legend linus omark
>>153723337My favorite as a kid was blue lotus
>>153723341because it's a retirement league with high salaries
>>153723337watch out tintin that san jose shark is right behind you!
Refs are a joke I can remember when they signed enforcer kurtis macdermid and the refs would follow him around on the ice and immediately jump on his back once the whistle blew its like a league wide memo the devils aren’t allowed to defend themselves under any circumstances
how many tonight?
>>153723400secondary assists? two or three
>>153723323https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champions_Hockey_LeagueDoes this look like the Swiss league is better than the SHL? I can also add that one of the two wins the Swiss have was against my team (FBK) and we had a meh season and got knocked out in the quarters that year.
>>153723418>CHLcome on now. I'll let you have this one, but that league is such a resource and time waster, that I can't take it seriously.
>>153723400well considering hes the best player in the world i think he'll definitely continue to be the top scorer too :) i think a 3 point night. hopefully a better defensive effort from my oilies
>>153723426>that league is such a resource and time wasterI definitely don't disagree with that
>>153723331>mike told me he was just a strict coach>mike started talking crazy>danton>jefferson>he touched me>he touched me too mike>mfw I liked it
>>153723400gold medals? zero
>>153723435
>>153723449I don't see how this would help them win
>>153723420NJ devils doing more to promote the tribe than anyone and still suffer Old Testament tier tribulations explain that one
>>153723456I can think of two reasons.
brb getting a glass of water
>>153723420Remember when the oilers stood with them and went on a losing streak?
>>153723456Reminds the boys what their fightin for
I'm back
Rumour is Brad treliving has been fired in Toronto.
>the mic is open
>>153723400So, I really missed the last decade of hockey raising a family and buying a house and other real-life shit. I see Connor has a lot of hype and points, but I don't understand what makes him special.Ovi is a pure goal scorer and a tough player who could hit and did so consistently for damn near 20 years.Crosby is a leader and anchor for the pens to this day and maximizes not only his output but the output of the players around him.McDavid skates really well beside that, what else does he do?
>>153723485It would already be in the news if it was true
>>153723466but anon the players can have that anyway. taylor hall would walk into bars in edmonton and yell out >im taylor hall, who wants to fuck me (and proceed to receive sexy time)
>>153723285C'est qui la pédale qui a dit ça?
jesus christ bob
benuldee?
>>153723495Youre hearing it first from me I’m an insider
>>153723508He needs to hand in his badge
We’re all rooting for my starsies tonight right?
>>153723476how was whatever you did
>>153723522
I'm not rooting for the Stars
Be stronger
tejas gives me the ick
OWEN POWER DID SOMETHING
When does the habs game starts fuck this games
>>153723523I'm now hydrated
>>153723504Macronhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vXTR0LPtTMMin 1:00
Islanders lost a trade
>>15372353911:30 Newfie Time
>>153723543true they traded the finnish connor mcdavid for peanuts
will the sabres lose ever again
>>153723538
So it has Gary’s stamp of approval
>>153723542>french deterrence
>>153723556If Gary's happy, I'm happy
My Dabres are just having FUN out there
>>153723548/ourguy/ hockey junkie better stay uphis day job and kids can wait
>>153723556the flamers will win their first cup since 89 after alberta union day so that >1993 remains
Every forward on the hawks is undersized and falls over if someone even looks at them
im watching a fight tape from the 90s and the pbp guy keeps saying 'going to fly now'. the song's called 'gonna fly now'. it's annoying.
>>153723556we were fucking ROBBED
>>153723564he will b'y he will
>>153723556>1.2 billion fuck me
>>153723552
>>153723574lol your citizens are poverty stricken then 1 billion is small fry change for rich countries arenas pay for themselves
>>153723556What does Takagi think?
>>153723582>canada>rich country
>>153723576that's the bitch with spider eggs in her belly button
the american flames fan is the biggest fag here.
Uh, Sabres, are you holding together?
>>153723582your country is poorer than alabama
https://iran-cost-ticker.com/
>lames
The Flames are /hoc/'s team
>>153723602>>153723590If Alberta was independent wed be the richest country per capita stfu bitch
>>153723596what about the canadian panthers fans?
>>153723612Not anymore. Currently we are fully behind the Buffalo Sabres.
What if Wayne Gretzky had never been traded in 1988?
just stop playing bob for fuck's sake
>>153723598gotta keep it close for the ratings
>>153723614nigger >per capita you are still below new hampshire
>>153723617What about our Jackies?
>>153723623Spencer knight might be better at this point
>>153723598nope, it's fucking overplayoff hopes...deleted
>>153723628no doubt, but we needed jones last spring
>>153723619hes a traitor
>>153723636his wife is a tranny
>>153723625That’s because we’re stuck in Canada ruining our market. Once the barriers are broken and Alberta is independent and open for business well buy your shitty country lol
>>153723616What about us?
>>153723640based
>>153723640you bought it, you keep itno refunds
Nazar is broken
is it over for the kitties???
Canadians are in for a rude awakening when Alberta declares its independence.
>>153723625Alabamans also have more health problems, die younger, are less educated, practically any measure of human development and our poorest provinces excel.
>>153723655it was over before the olympic break
>>153723659Not as much as you are, future Alta Montana resident.
>>153723659You people are fucking retarded.
>>153723664It was over before the season even began.
>>153723668I thought it was North Montana
>>153723556are the flames preparing for RJ Celebrini?
>>153723669Everyone I know signed the petition it will be voted on and pass. the great Canadian experiment will fail as we won’t be bankrolling the rest of you freeloaders. Quebec will leave after us then the rest of Canada will fold and probably join the usa lol
>>153723645
>>1537236811993 has really ruined you hasn't it? kwarb
explain, Finland
>>153723681>everyone I knowSo just you
What would you give up for Connor Garland?
>>153723681you do (you)québec here, just make sure to send the chèque by every first of the month
>>153723681You need a constitutional amendment to leave. Good luck retard.
Hey listen we just want Greenland it’s not an open invitation here
America wants Greenland because they want to make it into a giant ice rink.
I dont think canada has a constitution
Panger admits he likes his d
>>153723699The organizers already reached out to trump and have a back room deal set in stone. If a vote passes by the albertan people the USA government will support us leaving.
>The organizers already reached out to trump
>>153723690
>>153723713My d is undersized and all the hockey people point and laugh at my d
Connor Garland is the most overrated shitter in the league
>>153723695Darnell Nurse's bbc jockstrap
>>153723725 bud were not tolerating ottawas abuse anymore we’re out you can deal with dumbasses voting liberal and mass migration with no jobs or housing.
>>153723734Wrong. He has the heart of a 6'4 man. >>153723738Decline.
>>153723655don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened :)
>>153723742Why do you need the feds permission to build houses.
So Quebec voted to leave twice and lost but Alberta will become independent just like that? It's all too bizarre.
>>153723754>french surrender>pinche inca de mierda doesnt understandkek
After having worked with Canadians for the last few months, I just transitioned to a new team at work that sells to Americans. Sunbelters really are that much more retarded than normal people...
>>153723449based Oily booba poster
>>153723754We have American support and are being targeted and attacked by Canadian political decisions. Quebec would never separate since theyre a welfare state taking money from Alberta and using it to fund their garbadge they can’t function without us.
>>153723764No you don't
>scout from vancouver at sharks game>incoming trade of sherwood for buium for smith harem maxxing
>>153723764post hands and nose
>>153723761easy living makes you stupideveryone should be poor, cold, and desperate
>>153723681Good luck trying to:>Estimate what you put in the CPP that belongs to you >Create a police force outside of RCMP >Raise your own armed force>Attempt trade negotiations as a landlocked state in NA>and many more such as currency choice, oil infrastructure outside of your borders, Aimco not being shit, etcAnd that's if you're not a CIA propagandist but actually a genuine, gullible retard.
>>153723779Danielle smith is already doing all those things except the military. She’s laying the ground work for independence as I happily vote for the alberta pension plan and alberta police.
YEEEE HAAAAAW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_r06TGDxYoI'm da mountie
>>153723754QC realized that coffee shops and sex dungeons can't fund their entire economy.
>>153723789Heaven or Hell, Let's Rock!
if i'm carney i'm cutting alberta loose. too many suicidal lunatics and deranged psychos.
i'd beat the fuck out of brady tkachuk if he ever steps foot in red deer, alberta mark my words
>>153723814Why not beat the fuck into him?
>>153723808simply use the australian method and breed them out of existence. the ones most in favor of independence will be married off to indians in hopes of producing children who might be doctors or chemists instead of welfare queens
who are the bad guys tonight
>>153723831The sharks
>>153723831Vega$
>>153723822i thought australia just relocated them to tasmaniaa virgin in tasmania is just a girl who could run faster than her brothers
gary and his flames
Alberta is the Qom of Canada it's where all the sharia police come from
>>153723833bro
Moi, je soutiens le Québec.
just ate 500g of peach yoghut gounna take a nice marner
>>153723833liar
>>153723843Sorry bro I cant root against the habs
>>153723837This
>>153723839well tasmania has its own hobbiesbut the stolen generations were all about aggressive bleaching. it's why kid laroi looks like he does.
>>153723856ah fair game then, good luck to your lads
>>153723853We don't take "nice" marners here
>>153723868Feels better when it hurts a little, eh?
Y he so zesty when not in uniform
Will anyone protect his smile?
>>153723880jen bodied him
>>153723885collared
I hope Albertans succeed in their secession
sucksession
>>153723892Thanks brother we will
The Blue Jackets are currently playing a game. Why not give them the next edition of /hoc/?
Alberta vodka would be cheaper than water if we suckseed
>>153723900Can I have free gas haha
>>153723904Go for it gordon
NEW>>153723914>>153723914>>153723914
>>153723904Great idea!
>>153723892wonder if they'd decide to stay a territory>no representation>no federal taxes
>>153723920I'd assume they would be an independent country
Bro we never score first
I hope Wedgewood just tore his cuff flopping like that outside the crease fucking faggot ass refs too
