Habs Edition>>153719919
>>153723914sharks :)
will smith will be delivered to edmonton soon inshallah
my sharkies are gonna booty blast the hasb tonight
FIRST. where are your "canadiens" playing I just see preds v blue jackets and penguins v bruins
>>153723914This is a stupid thread. I'm gonna play Mewgenics
what's stopping canada from just invading alberta
Alberta will be independent with flames and oilers are our teams
>>153723919ehm black excellence night was yesterday
Lmao the new Calgary arena will have safe space and autism rooms
>>153723932and a paki prayer room
>>153723927Retard
>>153723932our own personal /hoc/ rooms? thank you gary
>>153723929its winter in Alberta for most of the year
There are very few wars I would die for, but keeping Alberta Canadian is one of them.
I do not want to get Garland if we can't get rid of that Duclair/Engvall albatross
>>153723942I'd volunteer for the brave Albertans
>>153723942>I hate the people who I've on Alberta, but I want to keep them with us?????
>>153723932Those are for All the leaf fans living in Calgary lol. Flames fans arent autistic at all 99% of us are muscular dudes just wanting to watch peak physically action on the ice
>>153723951sounds like heaven :)
>>153723941>Government sanctioned Canuck hunt
>>153723950'ate the peopleluv the landsimple as
>>153723935hey Canadien youre talking to an AMERICAN. it doesnt start until 8:30 central time. I just heard a bald man with the widest vibrato of all time unfortunately singing OH CANADA "we shart on you for free" before the Edmonton baby oil vs the Ottawa šxʷməθkʷəy̓əmasəm
come on, shittsburgh
>>153723958Actually retard I think it starts at 9 pm central time but I dont want to tell you how to read your own clock
>>153723957Stfu, Swed fag.
>>153723932what a austin room?
Brady should have owned up to what he said about Canadians and then he could have gotten traded to a sunbelt team
>>153723943You'll learn to love him, the way you did Horvat.
feels like gary has buffalo scripted to win this year
>>153723974just giving you a motivation bud
Jackies fight back and take the lead!
Do you have to learn to skate on land if you've never skated before or you can start on ice with no problem?
wow oilers v sens game is pretty good
can i somehow blame marner for that goal against my oilies?
I can't see the puck.
PWHL what a joke lmao
>>153723996Freeze a less slippery liquid like milk and skate on it
>>153723996you'll fall a few times either way
>>153723996rollerblading and ice skating isn't the same thing but they're similar. but before roller blades or even roller skates were invented people ice skated. so no. go take a vacation to Michigan or Ontario in January or February (or even right now) and go skating on a pond. or its really safer to just go to an indoor ice rink. its like riding a bike seriously
>>153723996you start on ice, but if you know how to skate on inlines you'd probably have an easier time in the beginning I'd imagine
i'm not signing that albertan indepence thing if my oilers don't get dustin wolf
>>153723996Start in room temperature water and make it progressively colder until it becomes ice.
My penguins are losing ):
Canadians are afraid cause albertans got balls and they don’t lol
>>153724012because it works in mysterious ways
I can't smell the puck
russian stonefist got this sissy clinching lmao
>>153724045The leaf fears the Albertan gaucho
what a poor effort by Greig. trying not to fight
dude that was hilarious AF you could see the Oilers player just yell FAGGOT when he was thrown in the sin bin for that fight. fucking great game. HOCKEY IS BACK
>>153724054You need to stop snorting coke
>>153722497did you like it?
>>153724060Yikes
Sorry, Oilers, but the Sens need this win more than you.
>>153724062he's got long covid. he STILL hasn't gotten his sense of smell back
>>153724012it's on your headhappy to help
Jackies-Preds game is exciting!
>>153724060zased
>>153724064Yeah I've seen it before but not for 10 years maybe. Should have watched the 6 hour version instead.
>>153724060he'll regret that when celebrini cuts his throat with a sharpened mcdonald's novelty stick
Which flames players will be traded
>>153724066All refs could be called every slur in the book. They're simply sub-humans.
>>153724098None. Chris Johnson said trades are running through the Canucks this deadline.
>>153724098i cant name any flames. is kadri still on the team? kadri
>>153724104You should pray for them instead
>>153724094I cant believe we arent getting those mc don don's novelty sticks here in the states. we only get angel Reese branded WNBA shit here
>>153724113jelly?
Fug I meant to go to mcdonalds to day to check if they have celebrini sticks
>>153724090The miniseries is streets ahead of the director's cut
>>153724121wow that's like a pint of beer not worth
>>153724113it does seem like gary dropped the ball on that one. but it may have been like the issue with team usa merch, where they were planning for losing team volume. a canadian maccas deal would be easy to plan for well in advance.
if your team has to depend on Uvis Balinskis to make the playoffs, you were never making it
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY HEEYY BABYOOHAAH
>>153724126I didnt realize there was a directors cut until I just looked it up. I would have at least watchec that. I just recorded what they aired on TCM last week, which was the regular cut.
>>153724133but it's a sabre...
in the olden day the ice wasnt white so players and fans couldnt see the puck
MY BROONSIES!
Chat is this good?
>>153724121could go for a pint of labatt 50 desu
>>153724152imagine riding an early model zamboni around in the soviet union...
>>153724121This is the gayest beer mug ever.
ZAMBONI
>>153724170It's not a mug, it's a saber
>>153724168Imagine it’s the late 1950s.You’re bundled in a thick wool coat, breath fogging in the air, climbing onto an early Zamboni Model A that somehow made its way across the Iron Curtain. The machine itself is boxy, stubborn, and loud — more tractor than precision instrument — coughing out exhaust as it rumbles to life.Outside, the winter presses in. Maybe you’re in Moscow, or perhaps somewhere farther east where the cold feels permanent. Snow stacks along the edges of a concrete rink surrounded by brutalist apartment blocks. The sky is the color of unpolished steel.The engine growls. You ease forward.The resurfacer shaves the scarred ice with a long blade, gathering curls of frost into its metal belly. Behind you, a thin sheet of steaming water spreads out, briefly misting in the subzero air before freezing into glass. The smell is a mix of gasoline, hot metal, and cold air so sharp it stings your lungs.A few soldiers watch from the boards, ushankas pulled low. Kids in oversized skates cling to the railing, staring at the strange Western machine smoothing their rink with mechanical indifference. Somewhere a radio crackles — maybe a march, maybe a hockey broadcast.The steering is stiff. There’s no cab heater worth mentioning. Your gloves stick slightly to the metal controls. Every turn feels deliberate, like guiding a farm implement rather than an ice artist’s tool.But there’s something surreal about it — this smooth, patient ritual of order carved into chaos. In a place defined by harsh winters and harder politics, you’re piloting a slow-moving monument to maintenance. You’re not racing. You’re not competing.You’re just smoothing the surface so the next game can begin.And for a few quiet laps, the world is reduced to engine rumble, blade scrape, and the hypnotic shine of fresh ice stretching out behind you.
>>153724142If you wanna watch these guys talk more and have more quiet moments both scratch that itch
Bros did the torch just get passed from Florida to New Jersey
>>153724158As long as Ekblad is healthy it's still elite.
GO HABS GOmain cardreaves vs. xhackeye II
if the ice doesn't have gravel in the corner of the boards and visible tire marks, can you really call it a rink?
Marchand will retire by 2028
im going to bed but i hope my habs have fun in cali
>>153724202Sleep tight <3
Lol buffalel announcers absolutely flabbergasted that there's fans cheering the team
>>153724202Huomenta but the opposite <3
My penguins ):
>>153724212>buffalel announcersAs a Dabres fan, I do not recommend
>>153724123you should go dumpster diving and sell the sticks on ebay
the shitthers are absolutely washedsuch a shame gary still has the refs help them so much
Buffalo looks like a wagon
>>153724175Living basedjak.
Tampa fans, Buffalo is only 2 points behind you. Better pray you don't go on a losing streak.
>>153724225how much are the Quinn Hughes one? pie on their face they didn't produce Jack Hughes one. Those would be like 500 Canuck bucks I bet
>>153724224They were low energy. Bring back Rick
Jackies win!
>>153724242Tampa doesn't have any fans since "Floridians" from that area are all from Michigan, New Jersey and Toronto. and the team is Canadian. they're a Canadian team
>vegass
>>153724256I really hope /hoc/s Blue Jackets make it into the ploffs.
LE HECKIN DOGGOS LE FLOOFIN FLUFF BOYS LE EPIC RUFFERINOS
las vegass rusty peons
everyone on /hoc/ looks like sam cosentino
>>153724225I hate merch faggots
>>153724273this but unironically
PUPPIES
These North Stars retros are kino
>>153724289ragebait post
the back to back stanley cup winning florida panthers are third last in the east
>>153724270I want a Jackies/Sabres ECF
Post the pupper.
>>153724289LMAO
Why do pro athletes always have those little faggot dogs?
>Vegass
Gary running off fans already
>>153724299Ivan Provorov has a cool doggy
I want to pump babies into Carolyn Cameron's womb
>>153724277I look like gene principe
trb cried to the jannie’s because I called him a retarded raped bitch and got me b& KWARRBalso MY knighties got btfo again KWAB
>>153724305He looks like a good boy. Give him head pats.
>>153724306It's poison
Unpopular opinion the train horn is way too loud and takes away from the noise of the crowd
i feel bad for stors fans because all their fans are sad losers who discovered hockey because the cowboys will never win anything. the cowboys stink and so do the stars
>>153724277Yes but we also look like dzokkhar tsarnaev
>>153724306She's cuter than all these new zoomers sportsnet forcefeeds us.
>>153724308No one asked, samir
>>153724316They have cooper flagg now
>>153724322Like that one mexican bitch that has gang tattoos all over her arms
>>153724316TRVKE dylan btfo
>>153724293>>153724297It’s true.
Does he walk around with a guide dog?
>when my pissknights are the laughingstock of the league so I get on my Swedecuck vpn to seethe at Dylan
>>153724329For me it's dyke tattoos :)
>>153724322She'd never not be pregnant if I got my hands on her, her husband is gay
>>153724305you just know
>>153724334>implying he walks
DROP THE FUCKIN PUCK GARYit 10pm
>>153724326196719932014bret screwed bret51KWAB don’t reply to me again
>>153724256Let's go!
>>153724316>>153724331I’m a saints fan but I’m more of an ultimate frisbee guy
>>153724342cool it with the anti semitism
Marcus Johansson must’ve discovered a fountain of youth somewhere he looked washed 10 years ago
Gary has decreed that no Canadian team will win a Cup until Buffalo wins a Cup.
>>153724342>Samir with an insane melty https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines
apple and mustard braised pork shoulder :)
Our avies!! :)
>>153724359Yum!
>/hoc/ is talking about their imaginary friends again
>>153724346Who dat frfr. Tyler Shough is HIM But for now let's go ducks btfo the avacraps
>>153724304DOWNVOTE. STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.
>>153724358we don’t narrate our personal problems here
>>153724327yeah because the NBA draft is just as rigged as garys draftwatch your vancouver canucks get the 7th overall after this historically bad season
I am samir
>>153724351Buffalo is Canada's team
>>153724339hot
I like how when there isn’t much happening in the game you can look at all the ads.
Lets fuckin go already
Trump has cut all trade with Spain and here’s why thats not okay
dabres -> quebec citycanucks -> austinfair
mon habitants... it's time
Anyone here ever tried the Marco white 25 minute roast chicken method? Little crazy to me, but I do the boulin and olive oil on the skin thing
Even when we suck we make the rest of Canada seethe.
>>153724377Darn tootin'
soilers
>noghop on muh hoc
Ah yeah, Sens scored.
>sharks>macklinholy shit anyone has the emily webm?
>>153724387Fuck off
>>153724375Facts
>>153724369>n-no you Pathetic
luv me Craig Button
real mountain hours
ANOTHER SCORE FOR THE SENS! LETS GO!
>>153724392What's it like being the most irrelevant franchise in Canada?
Lmao that was fucking terrible soilers
SCCCCAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>153724397Yeah I have it
>>153724387Ice frogs can't handle this aura
>>153724411The Canucks and Oilers are the only relevant teams as they're the only ones to reach the finals more than once in the last 32 years
>>153724377Good they can lose too
Why'd they pull blackwood?
>>153724387have you ever been to Quebec City? is it pretty cool? I know they had an NHL team right, the Nordiques? I was supposed to go there for a job project but I chose this other offer to do something in NYC instead. so I never got a chance to do anything in Quebec City. but I was more bummed they weren't going to Montreal so I didnt think of it as a big deal. But now I think maybe it would have been cool to do do the QC one. This was all a couple years before COVID though so who knows how they've all changed. also from my experience with buffalo people, they arent gonna give up their teams no matter what. they're REALLY proud of being a shittier AND more expensive version of Detroit in all ways. not even talking about hockey
they should call up knights legend calvin pickard
>>153724421>>153724377Idk why but my brain for some reason read buffalo as Colorado...I want Colorado to lose not buffalo.
Lmao soilers collapsing like it's a 5 on 3
I now understand this image.
No one wants the geezers for sale on my Leafsies :(
>>153724304am i the only person not bothered by this?
ET LE BUUUUUUUT
>>153724424bendar has been running blackwood for two and then wedgewood for one on and off all season
ET LE BUT! KAPANEN!
I fucking love Kapanen BUT
What was the misconduct for?
>>153724454Yes
4 - 1 Dallas Weeger is shit and Wolf is mid
>>1537244495 on 3 you say?
Excellent assist by Klingberg!
>>153724426im a hardcore montrealerwhenever im in quebec city, they sniff me outthe people hate strangers up therequebec city doesnt care about anything else than quebec cityits 5 degrees colder than montreal all year longit snows 3 times more than in montreal old quebec looks cool thats about it
Refs calling a penalty on Necas for standing still while someone skates into him, great>>153724424What? It's a back to back so Blackwood plays one game and Wedgewood plays the other game.
Kapenen has as many goals as schaefer but nobody even mentions him for the calser
>>153724420>the cupless franchise is relevant This is why people think, correctly, that Canuck fans are terrible people
>>153724454Unironically yes. It's annoying. It's a little better when you realize it's what time you should get to the stadium by instead of when the game will actually start, but yes it's retarded the game time is 7 then doesn't sometimes start till as late as 730
>>153724304I don't even bother watching until well after the start time, not dealing with Gary's nonsenseI hate how Rogers/SN always has the start times at 7, when the puck doesn't drop until 7:30-7:45. I am not watching your pregame show.
SSSCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>153724481>>153724462Sorry, i'm an olympic tourist
>>15372448322 year old, okay forward, and plays meh minutes. not getting the calder, and Kindel is a better forward to pick over him
5 - 1 Dallas
>>153724487It use to drop 7 minutes after the listed times on the dot. For years and years and years. Now it's 10 minutes minimum often 15+
kwabdavid
Parek plays way too casual
>>153724501>MUH VETERANS>MUH LESBIANS>MUH RIP GEEZER>MUH 69TH SEASON
>Flames are gonna make the playoff, guys, we swear.Lmao. Stupid tranime faggots.
>>153724487Why not? I like hearing from the host and commentators before the game. The anthems are usually nice as well.
If Dallas scores again I'm going to watch jav. Real-814 but open to suggestions
no no i am shocked that the flames are bad and will probably end up getting 4th in the draft as Bettman scrambles to gift the rags McKenna
>gets on the ice>immediately picks a fight with eklundwhy are they like this? fuck you habs
****TRADE ALERT****
>>153724517Good goy
>>153724523swedish twinks
>>153724523just be glad its not the other guy
What makes Dallas such a good team?
god damn that was pretty
ssscccckccaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
my avies!! :)
>>153724536Lotta size
>>153724517Thanks for your input, Gary
>This costs a 2028 3rd
>>153724478I dunno all the French Canadians ive met which are either in Florida or in Caribbean cruises have been dick heads but Montreal will always be cool. I dont think I could deal with QC if it's more French Canadien. but QC should definitely get a team back instead of yet another random American town in the middle of the desert
Bahl has that nick reiner face
>>153724549you can't teach 6'3"
>>153724549https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainerd_diarrhea
Breh we never score first
>>153724557what does marners wikipedia page have to do with this
Maybe the fix to the PP troubles is to give Necas MacKinnon's spot and just let him shoot
scarrrr
what do you supposed cole caufield and jason robertson were doing around 10:00am last Sunday?
>>153724487espn+ does the same thing they told me 6:30 start central time. bullshit
>>153724558.. worst pp in the league and give up the goal anyway
5 minutes of game time left until I can goon over Caroline Cameron
mcdavid ruined my beloved franchise with his power of friendship roster building
>muhhhhh avies huehuehue
my sharkies :)
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARmy sharkies! :)
ive seen enough
good for the twink line
>>153724570mack has always been the problem on the powerplayi don't know how he does stuff like the three drop pass toews goal last night at 5v5 and then just doesn't fucking try anything like that on the pp but he does
>>153724536Asians (Filipinos) & Asians (Finns)
wtf Kapanen
Win a fucking face off holy shit
i'm not buying a 50/50 ticket unless it directly supports the IDF, sorry edmonton.
>>153724536who says they are a good team?
>>153724601dylan
h-habbies?
you know, this macklin/lane meetup would be a nice moment for some heated rivalry
>>153724607dylan's a fag
>>153724616that's gonna send hockeytwitter into a coma
Fucking pathetic team. Piddled down their leg once again
6 - 1 Dallas
>>153724627you're going to have to be more specific
>>153724623exactly right. at some point there's going to be an all-star game with every relevant player from the college year and the fujos will unlock the fifth dimension
JAV time
Colin Graf has 16 goals? not bad
i think edmonton should start a cricket team
>>153724628No Gold Medals, though.
>>153724637great idea saar! i do very very much miss the cricket.
>>153724629The team full of faggot chokers
>>153724619Oh I’m sorry what’s your teams win loss record in the past ten again ya moron
>>153724648>y-yeah, but look at what they did on my TV!!!More than >yours. faggot.
Elbows up!!!!!!
i don't like the look on bob stauffer's handsome face. it's like he wants to kill oilers management and take a big marner on connor ingram's chest.
Albertabros...
>>153724651Without the loser point you wouldn’t remotely qualify for ploffs. Shhh
>>153724662>y-yeah butagain >My team is better than >yours. kwab.
oh hey sharks won!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ZUUUUUUUCCY!
>>153724666
did knoblauch get ejected? why are they only showing coffey on the bench?
>>153724674not so fast
tampa playing like dirty bitches. Jon cooper STILL seething about my Wilds spanking his faggot-ass bitch-made team in Italy last weekend.
>>153724680knobber is still there
wish I had some beers right now lads
>>153724676>no cupskek...something something always the bridesmaid
>>153724686They're all still butthurt at getting waffle stomped by our Dabres
>>153724692just cracked one. gonna crack some vodka in the 3rd.
>>153724694>no cups1 cup and a better shot than you this year which isn’t saying much thobeit because your team SUCKS
>throw your hat for no reason KWAB
>>153724694beer merchants just closed heresorry senpai can't share my personal stuff
>>153724699lucky lad
>>153724702>1 cupkek 30 years ago, before (You) were even born>you>your>me>our>my>wekwab
would've been funny if it was hyman who jewed drai of his hatty
>>153724702>1 cupNah, Sabres won that game. Skate was in the crease. I don't care what (((gary))) decided for his faggot sunbelt team.
is the crowd dead in san rosé?
>>153724722low energy barn so you can hear every word on the ice
>>153724722unfortunately, not enough of them are.
>>153724722boy aquarium
now this is watching
Avs fucking cheating again.
a gay hockey fanfic was sitting right in front of stephen this whole time but he couldnt realize his dreams
>>153724737
Surely >your team has the state bird of >your state's call as it's penalty killed sound, right?
MATHESON BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
IM TIRED OF WATCHING LOSING HOCKEY REEEEEEEEEE
why dont the sharks play neddy anymore
SSSCCCCCCCCAARRRR
my avies :(
>>153724737based
>>153724698Truckin up to Buffalo
>>153724742Guess I don't need to ask which faction he chooses to play as...
Habs are winning it all, they just are OK?!
>>153724749>tranny thinks I am a vegass fankek. LOSER.
>muhhhhh softpusys!!!! :(((((
BOO URNS, BOO URNS!
>>153724754based nice range and magic king
Mcdavid losing to Tkachuk
So uhhhh, where are the flames fans tonight?
refs making up penalties again
copey losing to dylan
>>153724774probably getting fucked in the ass by the local casino's slot machines.
>>153724774in their autism rooms
buy the houston aeros npc blue jersey
>>153724739THATS WHAT YOU FAGGOTS GET DUCKS SCAAAAAR AND A PP
Wolf just pulled a Roy. He wanted to get to be pulled and the coach said no it’s getting nasty in Calgary.
>>153724788>welcome to stockton
There's a speck of dust on my monitor I keep thinking is the puck
>>153724788What Eastern conference team does he win 2 cups with in 10 years and then get retired, twice, by their rival as a head coach a decade later?
TRENIN SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS! vasy just made a whoopsies kek
>>153724796My Islanders
I thought ya'll said that Wolf was good
>>153724793Getzlaf: I fucked your momRef: I was inside her first>This image
>>153724799I’ve been pretty happy with Trenin
it bothers me how small and scrawny wolf is. I don't like it.
>>153724803link a single non-retard post that said that
M I S AISA
wtf was this icing call the puck didn't even make it to the line
>>153724761that looked just like one of the temple glyphs from final fantasy x when she hit the tv where Bibi's head was
>>153724803>they got rid of big save dave, valdar, and markstrom for this
Misa is justifying his second overall finally.
>>153724810He's fine for the role he plays, and his ability and desire to chase the puck deep on the PK has gained my respect for his game.
Shorks scored saars:)
fugghabs sis were not loosing afainst the fuckin sh0krslock the fuck in
>>153724762>loser thinks I’m a tranny COPE
>>153724821he's actually been heating up unlike that fraud hoob
>>153724821bro whatit's his rookie year
Eddie Shore once Steve Moore'd a guy and they thought the guy died right there on the ice. He only got 13 games
>>153724827>doesn't and can't deny it.kek
>>153724832everyone vaguely new has to deal with being next to celebrini. even smith gets a bit of it despite being mack's personal assistant. misa's had a very good arc this season.
>>153724832Sharks fans just started watching hockey
>>153724832He looked like total ass the first 10 games he played while Schaefer was already ripping the East a new asshole. Remember Misa or Schaefer at 1OA was a real discussion leading up to the draft.
>>153724839Deny what? You already know you’re getting bounced round one you’d be better off cutting your losses and coming back more retarded than ever in September my dense little fren.
>>153724821italian lives matta
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153724851>you’d be better off cutting your lossesit's not the only thing xhe has cut off lmao kwab
>>153724816There are a number of subjective parts of calling icing. Blowing it early if it is clear no player is going to beat out the icing is one of them
STOP GETTING PENALTIES
HYMEN
this game better go to a shootout. I cant sleep good if I dont see a shootout before bed
>>153724848nobody here watches junior hockey
>>153724851>blah blah blahYawn. Anyways. Back to what I was doing before this fly landed on my shoulder.
my avies!!! :)))kelly!
PARKER KELLY
>>153724861But it was the exact opposite, players were racing for the puck and it was stopping before the line
Alexander Barkov deserves MVP votes every year because of the amount of work he does. Injuries have destroyed this team anyways, but I wanna admit they will be back. Be afraid with a healthy Barkov and Tkachuk
>>153724867nobody watches it for the hockey
If Boldy passes ACKinnon in goals nathan only has himself to blame
>taco bell crunchy tacohow obsessed are americans
wtf where's my free crunchy taco
>>153724874I call my dog barkov
>>153724870cutting your sick off and pretending to be a woman? lmao kwab
When the crunchy taco hits >>>
>>153724877>>153724878
there are no "free" tacos that was created with someone's labour
>>153724874>but I wanna admit they will be backsink already
>>153724884when is The Retard going to make his grand comeback
I shove my fingers up my ass when my team gives up a shitty goal
>>153724885Chipotle worker was a fun job
>>153724890baed wild fan
>>153724882>still replying after xhe got bootyblasted several times alreadyYawn.
>>153724884
>>153724890LOOK AT MARNER FINGERS OVER HERE
>>153724895wild fans play cave explorer
>>153724895>got so excited to trollreply to that post that he a letter.kek. based retard.
>>153724896>tranny self gapes mouth in anticipation for bbclmao kwb
>>153724902>he a letterkek based retardfren
'ACK'BRINI
my macky :)
kinda stupid for pacifitards to keep watching games way past midnight
Average celebrini goal
>>153724912it's only midafternoon here
THE Sam Dickinson?
Dobes up to his old tricks
my sharkies are laying the smackdown
lol
did adam fox show quinn and jack around the tunnels when they were in new york?
>>153724912Real Pacific Hours are based
They call this "le anal gaping" in Montreal.
At this rate I just hope my ducks injure as many avs players as they can for how Colorado has behaved in this game. They are literally a bunch of dirty unlikable cunts.
Pull Dobeš
FUGGGGF
Fire every single Sens goalie.
wow talk about the baby oilers being handed a win. penalty on OT is a death sentence WTF
et le booo
lookin good lads
>>153724926you are hallucinating, there hasn't been anything dirty in this game at all
sexy tinted visor man what a chad
OH NO NO NO
>>153724929But they have mental health issues
BEST DMAN IN THE LEAGUE!! NORRIS MAN!! EVAN BOUCHARD!!
>oilies winyay :D
why when I watch the habs channel its in English and not French
>>153724943EOP's run the world
>>153724691i've been watching closely but the best shot knobber had so far was chest below on the bench did katz send the word during the game?
malinski's been throwing the body a lot this game
brady sold their best game this season for internet talking points he really is demented
Could you imagine being Bedard right now and realizing you'll never be as good as Celebrinj
My Wilds really have this faggot jon cooper SEEEETHING about getting embarrassed last weekend. Cheap fucks.
>>153724969You are such an annoying faggot.
nightmarish
>>153724972Thanks!
>>153724969>My Wilds really have this faggotthey have way more than one
>>153724974Faggot.
>>153724976Open your mouth, I'm about to cum.
/hoc/ is for frens
Is the Celebrini vs Bedard debate just a new hockey fan thing? In my 35 years of life I don’t remember any constant debate like this, at least not in hockey. It feels very “nba” to me.
>>153724978nah, that's (You). kwab 1993. 2014.
>>153724985you weren't around for crosby and ovechkin, i guess
>>153724965surely gary will realize the marketing potential of a couple of all-hot-guys teamsand have a quiet word with him about hair options
>>153724986Your guy ass team should win a cup before you brag about other teams loses
>>153724985Crosby/Ovi is the only other one I can really think of. Hockey's just one of those sports where the 1OA is that much better, in most cases, than his peers. Unless the draft class is absolute dogshit and they all suck ass.
>>153724985so you just started watching hockey 10 minutes ago? Or did you forget the 10+ years they would not shut the fuck up about crosby vs ovechkin followed immediately by mcdavid vs eichel vs matthews
>>153724985Yeah I think zoomers are more fans of players than they are teams >>153724990I was, were you? There was nothing close to this
>>153724980>wildtranny begging for gay sex once again oh xhe be seething toknight
>>153724997YOU LOST AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU LOST! USA! USA! USA!
>>153725001well to be honest i don't have much of a perspective on what "this" is because i avoid social media and places that talk about social media but it looks about the same from where i'm sitting
HUGHES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
>>153725009Yeah that’s a good point I’m a faggot for having a burner Twitter account, it’s not good for anything
>>153725003Where is your cup win, Milds fag? Where is your teams cup, bro?
>>153725006many are asking this
>>153725014Where's (Yours) faggot? Oh, that's right, you have to root for an American team because of 1993. KWAB.
>>153725017>can't answer the question
>>153724949Well I generally only speak English but I thought the Quebecois were so militant in their Franglish (since it’s not French French) they would broadcast in French
>b-b-b-but the players are from cucknadia!!!kwacanacuck 1993, 2014, etc.
>>153724985Bedard was the most hyped prospect since McDavid, Celebrini didn't have as much fanfare coming in because of how relatively disappointing Bedard was in his first season. Now Celebrini is playing like the player Bedard was supposed to be according to scouting.You're fucking stupid if you think this wasn't going to be a major piece of hockey discourse going forward.
>>153725018>>153725017My team is the Florida Panthers, Canada's team!
>>153725018>thinks I care about him and his faggot fucking ass-buddy's questions.kwab
>>153725024surely there's a team with better canadians on it then the fucking panthers
>>153724935>Constant flopping for penalties>Goalie reaching out of the crease to get a GI call >Running directly into dostal tho
>>153725029>wildtranny has a melty because xhe can't answer a questionlmao kwab
laine mentioned
>>153724943pick the french stream mon négro
>got the softpusys seethin' againkek. 2. E. Z.
trade deadline is gonna be a bust
>>153725023I don’t really watch the Blackhawks but why are people acting like Bedard is some bust? He’s still a PPG center and I couldn’t name a single line mate of his. Will Smith was a literal god at BU
>>153725045Will Smith also doesn't have to curse in his songs to sell records.
>assvs live rent free in the wildtranny's mindlmao kwab
>>153725048but I do, so fuck him and fuck you to
>n-n-no it's (You) that is seething!kwasofpsy
SCAARRRRRR LANDY
my avies!!!! :Dlandeskog+
>>153725058xhe ain't gonna like that
habs sharks getting chippy
oh wow the n on the habs is chimping out who would have thought
>>153725045He isn't a bust but he sure as shit isn't the next Crosby, that's why I said relatively disappointing.
habs sis we goons now
Why are the Canadians such triggered faggots?
>>153725045there's some faggots here that are still bitter of the hawks dynastic run because they've never seen their team lift a trophy and their natural state is utter seethe against the hawks. celebrini has the edge currently but the story is yet to be written..
>>153725001The fan of players thing v fan of teams is a more new zoomer thing but if you’re a returning fan like for example red wings were my team. Yzerman was the GOAT of GOATs. Now he’s the GM. Now I have no clue who the players are. So you follow players. Especially if you move across the country like a lot of people haveOr there’s Olympic people who saw J Hughes or Hellebuyck and now tune into their games. Fantasy league players do shit like that too Or when I was more into college football I followed the teams they got drafted into in the nfl. People who follow minor leagues might do that as well
>>153725071you tell us mr. rael canadian and not some loser on a vpn
my sharkies :D
Fraudtreal KWABnadiens
>>153725079Meant Canadiens obviously Get scored on retard
>>153725069no one was comparing him to Crosby you casual faggot swallow glass
>>153725084sorry im half in the bag
another pp goal
WOOOOOOOOWILL SMITH
>>153725088He was constantly newfag
>>153725088You could have just said you were living under a rock during the whole Bedard draft cycle.
*scores again*
wtf sharkies, i never saw my hasbs being so testyeven big dick nick suzuki is getting violentis that the mack effect?
>>153725088embarrassing post
HOWEVER
>>153725088swallow glass, that's a good one and I'm going to use it as well. Thanks for bringing it my attention.
DEMIDOV BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>153725085avs caught a break thereit was going in before sennecke tapped the puck in the opposite direction
Nice, habs tried the same exact play twice in a row and it actually worked the 2nd time. Good coaching
sharks sisters... not like this...
This game is a fucking joke
UH OH SHARKIES
man fuck these habs goons. this is literally good vs evil
NEWHOOK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
wow sharkies, wow
oh no shart bros
I knew it. It's always too fucking good to be true.
>>153725099>>153725105>>153725112Sorry I actually read high level in depth articles and not just whatever the fuck “ESPN Hockey” shows on the tv. Anyone comparing their games is laughably retarded
habs are spooky
>>153725001I don't think there's much of a this. There could have been, but Bedard hasn't caught up. People are noticing the absence of a high-end new rivalry more.
>>1537251313 points for celegoatni at least
Holy shit habs out for blood that’s no joke. Wow good shit
starting hour 3 of farming nugget bridge
>>153725126kek outside of xhekaj, ghule and gallagher habs are usually good boysthey get bulliedthere is something in the air in san rosė
waters = muddied
PARKER KELLY AGAIN
my avies!!!!! :DDkelly!!
Avs schooling these duckies
>>153725138wut, how do you farm nugget bridge. and why would you farm in a pokemon game
>>153725138I think you mean to be on the Pokemon board
>>153723284>>153723293>>153723303Fucking retards, never post in /hoc/ again
>>153725132>Lies>"You're a retard">Lies again
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This trade deadline will be nothing btw
nice hard-fought play by drury
>>153725162my team ain't doing shit apparently
>>153725162Well yeah, without the ability to accrue cap space and use it to ice a team that's over the cap, roster building is a lot harder for buyers.
Ivan Demidive
>>153725148well the last guy you fight gives you a nugget. so before you fight him, you go put your team in a box and take 1 (one) low level pokemon and go fight him and lose as fast as possible. then you go fight him again and he gives you another nugget. then you repeat this dogshit process for hours until you get the nuggets you want for later in the game>>153725149oh no tranny couldn’t be me
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>>153725158Fecaloid back to the shell station
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
uh oh sharkies
This is hockey. Hell yeah dude. Candies are bad af
Why do they keep stopping the fights though
>>153725177So you know in 1999 we did a thing called the missingno glitch to dupe items that didn’t involve that insane shit. And it was discovered later you can catch mew near there as well. But I’ve never heard of that one unless it’s tranny-Gen 3
quel dommage :(
