old >>153723914
so they really call it "but"?
my avies :)
>>153725185they are very gay up north
Congrats to all of the GOATS, current and future, on team Canada. A silver medal is nothing to scoff at
>>153725185but what?
sharks fighting hard to choke this
elite pp uh huh
>>153725185yeah but the t is silent
shame that the sellers are too greedy to allow and fair deals to happen.
BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
>a5karov
ya blew it
oh fuck off
My penguins ):
yikes sharkies
Can we fucking move on from Askarov as the starter already
NEWHOOK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
stanley cup champion alex newhook
FUCK YOU SHARTIES
>>153725209Is this your first trade deadline?
The battle of young goaltenders that still give up too many goals.
watch out for the goalie buddy lolol
>>153725227no, just angry at Gary due to lack of deals
FUCK THESE SHARKS KILL EM
lmao spicy game
Shorks are dirty
god i fucking hate this habs goon teamliterally everyone loves the sharks and they chimp out
Where's Nedjovic?
>>153725235Canadians are never spicy.
kek outside of xhekaj, ghule and gallagher habs are usually good boysthey get bulliedthere is something in the air in san rosėmaybe to feminine and it arouses the boys
let them fight
I didn’t realize the sharks were full of agitators
is it time for mack to politely warn the refs with a puck to the face
Why the fuck isn’t it a Habs PP
>>153725250Habs are a bunch of goons, don't let Caufield and Suzuki fool you into a false sense of security.
>>153725257There was not a single sharks penalty that play
>>153725231...again is this your first deadline
nice pass retard
>>153725251Look at Dobes that fucking faggot. Big ass slash then gets lightly pushed and dives like a pussy.
avs win, cat posted
>>153725257reffie cabal hates the habs
>>153725267>lightly this is irl dobes
>>153725267Welcome to the NHL
hit the ref
>>153725273Me too and I also hate you.Fuck you.
turn down for what
found out I got crohn's disease today bros
I'm scared bros
see what I mean
>>153725284stay strong anon
these habs nigga cherry picking
>>153725229Hellebuyck gave up 5 his 2nd game back from the Olympics. They’re all playing funky
almost had another classic josh anderson special
Logo snipper
>>153725284sorry about your butthole
I’m with Steve Dangle. If Trump wants to fuck with us we’ll show him that Canadians aren’t the nice guys everyone thinks we are. Elbows up!
my sharkies :)
AHAHA GET FUCKED CANADA
Holy shit Sherwood actually did something.That ought to be good for his trade value at the deadline.
Kiefer
>>153725295POLITICS!!!!!!!
my sharkies! :) fuck you habs
I mean what a soft penalty they didn't even show it
we're back
i love the sharks announcer
>>153725307i feel a bit like a weeb because i refuse to listen to the other broadcasts. he's just got it.
these pussies run dobes 3 times in a row and habs get nothing, but one bench minor changes the game fuck this and fuck refs
scccarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
some slick passing here
>hearing Robert Thomas to the Buffalo Sabres
>>153725316nice try. slaf shanked it.
>>153725307based randy chad
Can Askarov ice a fucking puck already.Just put your goddamn glove over it, sit on the fucking thing, something you cretin, stop letting plays go on for 45 extra seconds, this team gets stuck out for far, far too long every game.
>>153725322theyve been saying that all god damned day. the crowd in buffalo was even chanting his name tonight,
>>153725314Okay a guy runs your goalie that's great but crosschecking him in the head 3 times after ensures the best you're getting is offsetting
>>153725330that's just policing
>>153725307randy is just comfy man
>>153725328Based. He should feel welcome then.
damnit good game sharks anon cant be mad at macklin
my sharkies :D
haha eat shit habs
FROGS LOSE
And another statpad for incelebribi
Classic O6 matchup from OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
sharks win :)
Wow Montreal almost had it but managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. This must be a master class on the experience of being a French Canadien
MY FUCKING GOAT
night lads
what a fun game
Fun won. Had to be an extremely aggravating game for Habs fans, they were clearly the better team
>>153725360cope no the fuck they werent, they just chimp out
>>153725342issy
Thanks Sharksbros for keeping the Atlantic to a regulation loss.
SHORKSWINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>153725352Hey where’s the NY team
ref cabal, you're allowed to physically hurt them by any means necessary
>>153725370go cry on your dad's dick
I'm probably the first one to come up Incelebrini
>>153725377Mindbroken by Celebrini.First of many I predict.
>>153725372incelebrini > chudson
>>153725362Im not a habs fan lol. Dobeš let them down, I’m not saying they deserved to win or anything
>>153725373snes fucked uo and let the spiders win, you're still 4 points out
lol bros I just came up with something pretty funnyIncelebrini lol
SHOOOORKS
Sharks gained a point on the oilels today
>>153725384we love Celebrini here
>>153725385me on the left/hoc/ on the right
>>153725383>snes fucked uo and let the spiders winNot those pesky spiders, damn
Is the Pacific even trying? the Central doing laps on them pointwise.
>>153725396god damn fuckin weebs
>>153725396GANBARE BRINI-KUN
>>153725391coop i'm drunk phoneposting>>153725401no need to try when it'll inevitably be a pacific team in the finald
>>153725396Omg this is so iconic its literally everything. I am crying
>>153725407It will be mackinnon because he needs to choke again.
>>153725401Sharks just destroyed the Canadiens and Oilers beat the Sens. Looks like the Pacific is doing good tonight
>>153725416The Pacific scored 14 goals tonight with 12 being between the Oilers and Sharks.
>>153725416Only if you ignore the pacific teams that lost tonight
>>153725428toknight*
my Khushy :]
>>153725357god I wish this was me
i hope the sharks make the playoffs and not some shit team like the kraken
if celebrini doesnt win the hart trophy this season Gary will find many a flaming dog poop bags on his front porch(in minecraft)
>>153725436the greater of two evils won
>>153725440*oilels
>>153725440Too bad
>>153725468that's a hate crime
>>153725468Celebrini isn't allowed to win anything.The rage is what fuels him.
>>153725490xeattle is worse than portland and san francisco combined, san jose is probably the most irrelevant city in the uswc belongs to the kings
>>153725524winning an individual trophy might piss him off more because it would highlight that he's still on losing teams
>>153725531The Shithole of Seattle mogs everything in cali except for Yosemite. Oilers are gonna be the wildcard slot, and we'll all be spared another first round rape of the kangz.
>>153725524>ragebut he's like a Care Bear
>>153725589Didn't one of those old movies have an evil care bear as the villain? The red guy.
>>153725605the only bad guy I remember is Professor Coldheart.In any case Celebrini reminds me of Funshine Bear
Cuddles with marner :3
i'm so jealous of captain america
WHERE ARE THE TRADES GARY
>>153725638hearing leaks that Anon is putting together a package for Mcdonalds worth tree fiddy in exchange for a shit to be taken later
>>153725589he just has good pr. he'll happily put another guy in the ground if it means a point. smitty is the nice one.>>153725605i remember one where the villain was a kid with red as his main colour, but he wasn't a bear.
I'M GOING INSANE AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153725664why is her head backwards
>>153725664It's great that Quinn don't have to deal with such a faggot fan base anymore
>tfw no playoffs this year but at least there are two banners to wipe tears on
just got the Hockey Hero Burger
pretty good, will go for another /hoc/key hero burger tomorrow
>>153725714>>153725731nice product bro
Thinking 35 year old Kadri is worth multiple firsts is retarted kill all media talking heads
>>153725731>3 patties>bacon>cheesewhat more could you acks for
>>153725785i think ill try extra ketchup next time is was pretty light on the sauce>>153725746we had the big arch here in canada a year ago, makes me think they trial their slop on us first before giving it to you americans
how to sharg fans like queefer sherwood?
Which stick did you get you dumb fuck. You go thru all that but son't post the stick. Dumb fuck.
>>153725822i didn't get the meal but i will next time
>>153725824Holy shit your social work is a real cheap skate huh
>>153725817he hadn't done much before this game, but he was also coming back from injury plus the break. probably didn't need to be on the willmack line, but it's understandable that they'd test a more physical guy there to see what happened since there's no clear third yet.
>>153725802Everytime I had a big arch it was ways too dry for me. But honestly the qblt from McDonald's js goated so I always get that. Something about McDonald's mayo on their hamburgers goes fucking hard as long as they don't kill it.
a variety of cute things on the internet today>>153725802they try stuff here too. mccafe was our doing. at the moment there's a bearnaise burger and i'm not sure why. maybe they realized the big arch is too much for most people to consider.
>your rick dipietros>your alexei yashins>your elias pettershitsthe list goes on
>>153725671All worked out kinda nicely>>153725664So basically people are just doing this only because Hughes went to the White House right? Otherwise who did he sexually assault?
>>153725950gosh they're so cute
>>153725957>Otherwise who did he sexually assault?he graped pettersson
>>153725975Yeah but Petterson deserved that
>>153725987That's nhl. Low stakes inherently.
>>153725987I dont know how you dont banter after something like that. First thing id be doing on the other team is skating up and saying >the puck is suppose to go in the net bud
>>153725950they're supposed to be warming up not playing gossipy gabby >:|
>>153725987A canadian would never do that
>>153726012HAHAHAH nice fucking COPE KWAB!! you fucking coping piece of kwab
>>153726016
Smells like sweden in here
>>153726026yes i also felt that good smell of alpha male viking power. but you however smell like the ganges river
real schizo hours
>>153726038Hat was a fun lil sequence of events there
Good morning time to watch the Wild replay>>153726026How did you know? I just got here
canadians be like oh my gosh like do NOT talk to me until i've had my coffee *closes fridge door with hip*
>>153726045You don't make coffee in the fridge bud
>7th place LolLmao
>>153726043Filip Gustavsson only allowed one goal against the Lightning. IS HE BACK? Finally
>>153726045my fridge door closes on it's own tyvm (it's not level)
canadians be like Oh. My. Gosh. I cant wait to have my coffee *takes out whip cream from the fridge and closes it with a zesty hip move*canadians be like did you guys see the world juniors? no after we blew it against chechnya i turned off the tv.
I like my coffee black just like my metal
catboy bedsyyyy :3
picrel: least bald swede
sorry for sperging out im literally about to go to my scheduled meeting at the unemployment office, hat in hand, and beg for fuckin' scraps. disgraceful. i am however treating me to stopping at the government owned alcohol shop and pick up some beers on the way home. bosh
>>153726065
>>153726067Try your canada bit there it'll probably do numbers
>>153726059It's always a coin flip if he's going to be good or bad>>153726067Get a job you fucking hobo.
>>153726067it's k, happens all the time 'round these parts desu
Did you knowThat in all of historyThere has never beenA swedish goalieWith his name on the cupNot as a starterNot as a back upNever.
>>153726092lundqvist was robbed of one because he was too loyal to the rags
>>153726105Where else would he would have won it
>>153726119The nashville predators
>>153726119on whatever teams were good in the latter half of these seasons
shannon would be a farmer somewhere in bumfuck saskatchewan if youtube didn't exist
>>153726092Lehner was robbed and targeted by the organisation
>>153726143His wife's boyfriend would take care of him
>>153726143Actually he'd be a meat cutter in surrey
>shannon kisses his framed picture of gary before he goes to sleep at night
I pledge allegiance To the jersey
>>153726164Of the Kunlun Red Star
>>153726143his show stinks and still draws more dimes than the taychucks podcast
why don't they pronounce the t?
Do they really have to edit jerseys on top of old photos? Lazy
>>153726167And to the league for which it standsOne nation under Gary
>>153726201They're only capable of pronouncing two syllable words
which reminds me of the smear campaign they did against the tkachuk bloodline
>>153726259framing that as "a HUGE shoutout to President Trump" is twisted and unfair. the fucking president called them, his gratitude couldn't have been more neutral. he's not a fucking politician. a politician would have talked some slippery bullshit out the side of their mouth and tried not to even mention the president. what a lame fucking take spinning this as sucking up to Trump and even more lame insulting him for responding to the question. everyone is so fucking shitty these days.
OOOHSAVE YOUR LIFEBECAUSE YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONETHE DREAM HAS GONE BUT THE BABY IS REAL
>>153726259Based dean bodying the tkachuksees
>>153726271best band of all time
>Dean Blundellkek
>>153726292
ermmm gary what the fuck,,,,, edmonton is just a few hours away hello.....?
>>153726316F L A M E S
*sets team records as (You) seethe about his team*
>>153726289>he never listened to the Dean Blundell Show on 102.2 The Edge in the early 2000sSad
>>153726342he'll be the wild's untouchable goat when it comes to records when he retires, no doubt
>>153726361but still wont have a single 50 goal season to call his own
>>153726363eh, it's well within reach this season still, especially with the q hughes addition
>>153726364too bad hes a soft injury prone bitch
>>153726366time will tell my friendtime will tell.
>>153726366Just like my Gaborik
Kitty bros I think we might be in trouble
>>153726390you'll be fine once Bark Dog comes back
>>153726390Hey where's my team
>>153726292Two Swedish men shaking hands while literally signing a death sentence upon the Vancouver Canucks franchise. Fucking kino.
>>153726406
>>153726398the nucks have been mathematically eliminated my fren
oils have to score 5 minimum to win due 2 shitty back end jej
>>153726316gary has consecrated the new 'dome.
>>153726463>sens gave up the lead 3 timesoh im laffin
>>153726065boi
>>153726390>Leafs don't have a single pixel in the cup part of the graph
>>153726494so? these are the only pixels that matter in round 1
>>153726503Not to me. I'm an adult and therefore won't hate on the team with the biggest fanbase just because.
>>153726513you're a bigger man than the majority of this thread
Da Blackhawks :)
>>153726513Thinking logically and intelligently like an adult isn't welcome here on /hoc/.
>>153726520more like the twinkhawks
>>153726522t. lifelong sens fan
>>153726469Looks walkable
>>153726469>corporate branded box (100x more efficient at processing cattle) is better than a soulful saddle Thank you Gary
>>153726524>tfw no homoerotic high school hockey friendship
>>153726550thank you gary
Starting to believe the kitties are missing playoffs
>>153726573Bark Dog will bring them back from the brink
Brad marchand is not welcome in whitecourt alberta
>>153726469Does Calgary have that many lollygaggers?
I was Canadian until one day my leaf fell off.
>>153726592A weak Nova Scotian could never survive in Alberta period
>>153726606happens to the best of us desu
>>153726592I love looking at places like that on google maps. beautiful paper factory connected to the railroad
>>153726607Which Canadian provinces have the coldest winters?
>>153726619Nova Scotian winters are miserable
The most amazing thing about NA is how much parking there is
>>153726606Have you looked for a replacement?
Did you see this? They asked McMuffin what his thoughts were on Jack Hughes and the comparisons between Hughes and Gretzky Kek
>>153726469Gary is so cool (and handsome)
penalty shot = jenalty shit
>>153726654what is the comparison to be made between hughes and gretzky?
>>153726664both transexual
>>153726664The interviewer mentioned the hart trophy and I think scoring the golden goal. It was a dumb question but his reaction was funny it basically jump scared him https://x.com/fraulings/status/2028965157955665981
To think Hellebuyck was once known as a regular season hero
>>153726259Brady selling a hard fought game he wasn't a part of in ot so he has content for their next podcast
>>153726666Checked
>>153726666There's nothing wrong with that. /hoc/ is for everyone
Yeah, these gold medal sissies have long been checked out, and MacKinnon never made it back from Italy. It’s up to the Oilers now to win the cup.
>>153726666Czeched
>>153726680Oh wow he got a high percentage against Latvia, Germany and Slovakia and then two low scoring slurpers against Sweden and Canada. Why are normies so retarded?
>>153726700
>>153726705Um he's elite thank you very much he just hates winnipeg and canadians
>>153726699/hoc/ is for everyone
>>153726700That would be kino
>>153726700They’re so happy together :)
Good morning /hoc/! My Jackies :)
>>153726700me in the upper right throwing up gang signs
>>153726740Are you single?
>>153726744
>>153726710> hates winnipeghe also hates pegs
>>153725369Last place
>>153725342>Glow up for women is caking on makeup and changing your hair colorMany such cases
gmkill dachkill strublekill carriertrade for celebrini
>>153726810after how you treated him and his friends last night? no way. the habs are meanies
>>153726003Because they’re just relieved their fuck up was out fucked up by the other team
TODAY IS THE FUCKING DAY GENTSHOCKEY AT 11AMFUTURE NHLERS AND SLOPPY PLAYPREP45
>>153726810its criminal that the habs finally got a first overall pick and they werent able to draft a centre
>>153726814
>>153726390Um where are the >rags
i am going to bed and i expect to wake to at least one ruinously retarded trade, so get on itgood night
The sun is out, snow is disappearing and the birds are singing. beautiful day
>>153726624You can park your car at the Tim Hortons and walk to the Walmart if you want.
>>153726814cute Boi
the devils became sellers so quick
>>153725802buy one and post the real thing
>>153726842Goy you got the olympics trades are cancelled till the end of the season
>buffalo making playoffsholy
It’s up
I didn't watch the game but I think my Habs still have a goalie problem.
>>153726846Wish I could try Tim's just once
>>153726860Laffs elimination day is almost up on us
>>153726860I think there’s still a shot Dallas overtakes Colorado going into the playoffs. Only 4 points back.
>>153726860Why are they saying blue jackets 51%? That team never makes playoffs.
next thread should be Flames related
>>153726891
Celebrini just BTFO the Habs all by himself>the absolute state of Suzuki, Slaf, Caufield, and Hutson
>>153726890they're on a steamer
He’s a 12.5 million dollar bulllll rider
>>153726890Because they sim games using their advanced stats.
>>153726909Speaking ofTook a steaming marner this morning
>>153726860Do tickets get drastically cheaper in an arena like MSG when their team is out? I mean why would anyone want to watch it
>>153726890
>>153726918a steamy nicolas roy?
>>153726922didn't greaves die last night, tho?
>>153726922and still not in playoff position
>>153726924Nope
>>153726924They were just checking him for a concussion. He came back in
>>153726921Yeah
>>153726927Not yet
>>153726894It looks certainly better than the smoke detector in Quebec City.
The Binnington era is coming to an end in St. Louis
>>153726959im gonna tell my kids this was sam bennett
swedish gay butt baby general
>wake up>auston matthews is still my team's captainaaaaaauuurghhhh....
butt? i've never been called our for that before. that's a new one. swedish and gay, eeh that's too easy. but i'll tell ya one thing i am not a baby
Honestly they should just build an entire hockey city in the middle of the country like a Disneyland where all teams, arenas, players etc. are located. You can spend a week there like a vacation and watch whatever games you want and do what you want
>>153726993i'll give you david jiricek and daemon hunt
>>153727030I'll never get to visit Garyland :(
hearing directly from Gary's mouth that there might be some trades today.
>>153726883they play each other on Friday at the trade deadline, should be good.
where are the FREAKING trades gary
first couple of minutes of this are pretty interesting. a sportsnet segment from 1999 on advertising fighting in major junior hockeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMBQVwCQMUU
WHERE ARE THE FRIGGIN’ TRADES?!
>>153727061Yeah they’ve got two games against eachother still so that’ll be the tilt factor
>>153726977and thats a good thing
>>153727097I like where my team is at
/cric/ just traded me to /hoc/ :(
>>153727071>women: it's cringe>men: it's actually based
>>153727166dogshit trade, howd we get fleeced this hard by fucking /cric/
>>153727176im waiting to hear what they got from us before i cast judgement
binnington for darnell and sarah nurse
If the blues don't trade Kyrou they're faggots and Doug Armstrong deserves to be corrected
>>153727179cash considerations and a conditional pick in 2030
>rags
tried to deal samir to /cric/ but they wouldnt part with a 7th round pick
>>153727216SAMIR MENTIONED
Sid bros... We're being surpassed...
Pretty exciting season desu.
I think the Rantanen trade last year set the bar impossibly high so nothing this year seems very entertaining by comparison
If we all buy a jersey, Gary will do more trades
>>153727245What about the Quinn Hughes trade?
>>153727275Shit player, shit team
Quinn Hughes??? more like cringe jew
>>153727288that sounds just like that one team
>>153727288Just like my Islanders
How would you grade this trade season? C minus? Nearly a D?
>>153727298A for me. I trust Gary
racism outside of /b is a violation of the rules
>>153727275Still not as dramatic. It blowing up in Colorado’s face was such a unique and hilarious aspect.
we dont racially abuse samir we abuse his shit pakistani takes
>>153727309Who gives a shit, bootlicker.
>the steaming pile of toronto [marlies]
>>153727302well,. that's simply just not advised
>>153727340neither is being a raped retard but that didn't stop you kwarb
>>153725174
Trying to understand the psychology of a leafs fan. They haven’t won a cup since 1967, which is also the last time they even made the final. The last time they made it to the ECF (where they lost) was TWENTY YEARS AGO. This year? Not even making the playoffs. What keeps them going is what I’m asking.
>>153727383what are we supposed to do, cheer for the sens?
>>153727383cheering for sad sack no hope franchises is the highest form of fandom. After the Cubs won the world series I stopped watching baseball. Only nerds watch winning teams.
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In Their Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Trying to understand the psychology of a wild fan. They haven’t won a cup since never, which is also the last time they even made the final. The last time they made it to the WCF (where they lost) was TWENTY-THREE YEARS AGO. This year? Not even making the second round. What keeps them going is what I’m asking.
>>153727420KIDSGAME STARTING IN 15 BINGShttps://kstp.com/45tv/prep45/mshsl-tournaments/#streamingplayer
>>153727420they have a decent shot this year tbph
Wtf /hoc/ told me the Islanders were shit JLMI why are they in a non wildcard playoff spot.
>>153727435not until we get GOLD MEDAL WINNER vincent trochek
>>153727435not with that centre depth/goaltending
>>153727446/hoc/ isn't ready to give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>153727420Still the most thrilling thing happening for minne
qt cheerleaders
>>153727395You could cheer for Buffalo. But would that be too much of a humiliation ritual to watch Buffalo get to the ECF before the leafs?
>>153727471can buffalo just make the playoffs first
whole team bleach dye job y/n?
>>153727457I just hope my ducks can beat them tonight. Y'all can win the east tho
>>153727501bleached assholes*yes
>>153727501hard yes
>one hundred and thirty-six million dollars
Tyler Myers to Dallas
kwab
>>153727547He always has something going on
>>153727546who?
>>153727552I honestly don’t know
We got our guy Starsies bros
>>153727552the dallas stars
>>153727560>>153727567>trading for a guy who cant skatekwab
>>153727560I’m gonna guess Lyubushkin and maybe a pick go the other way.
>>153727571i get why they're trading for him. not a great player but their blueline is literally Heiskanen and scrubs.
>>153727578Harley is a great defencemen
>>153727571They’re going for size because they’re aiming to win through violence this time.
>>153727578Harley?
>>153727581>>153727584forgot Harley. >Details: Tyler Myers to Dallas for a 2nd Rd pick in '27 and a 4th RD pick in '29. Plus Vancouver is retaining 50 percent on remainder of Myers contract which makes him a $1.5-million player this year and next.
>>153727578Lindell is one of the best defensive defensemen in the league you retard.
>>153727592more like a 1.5 million dollar paper weight
>>153727592BLOCKBUSTER
Big and retarded right-shooting defensemen are like crack cocaine for NHL GMs.
>>153727592I’m good with that #anyonebutKane
>>153727606He’s worth that money for this moment alone. Also he’ll be the first Texan to play for the Stars that’s kinda neat
>>153727613RHD are still the most valuable players for teams to get.
my sabies
>>153725174neutral gary hotel
>>153727668Texas isn't exactly known for its hockey talent, so that's not hard to believe
Which game tonight matters most?
>>153727703I reckon Knights v Wangs
>>153727703Anaheim/NYI
>>153727703Mankato West vs Delano
>>153727710>>153727713both of these
>>153727716i did not expect Tsyplakov to become that ass but he clearly isn't made for the NHL. Great fleece to not only get picks back but a shitty (but still servicable) Palat.
>>153727716Player of t\he week doesn’t make the team of the week?
>>153725987we can fix him
>>153725987has there ever been a bigger falloff for a player like Pettersson? Maybe Cheechoo but the way how Pettersson has fallen off is sad.
idea: the state tourney teams play vs the PWHL girls
>>153727716kangs, nuckies and laffslike 3 peas in a pod
>>153727748women*
>>153727710Will watch that one, the knights have hard games ahead of them
>>153727592Gary's dealing out blockbusters
>>153726875>wanting these hands touching your food
SKAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRsurely the floodgates open now
>>153727767I want to get baby ducks so bad
>>153727808
does anyone want to play in Vancouver for this ownership and this management?
>>153727848*raises paw*ooh pick me!
>>153727668be nice to our Chaos Giraffe. He is special animal.
>>153727848It's time to admit the swedish GM experiment was a failure
>>153727851you might be able to get more shots on goal than EP40
>>153727858I think he’s gonna look much better when he’s not playing top 4 minutes.
>Believe this will be a five-year deal, just under a $6M AAV when completed>Sherwood is gonna get 6M
I’m going to pray the Glorious Mysteries of the Rosary, the Divine Mercy Chaplet and the Stations of the Cross, bros. I will unironically keep you in my prayers. Obviously, if you haven’t already, convert to the one, true Church of Jesus Christ. Daily reminder that the Catholic Church built Western Civilization and every deviation from the Church has been a catastrophe for Westerners.Here is a step-by-step guide on how to become Catholic: https://ascensionpress.com/blogs/articles/how-to-become-catholic-step-by-step?srsltid=AfmBOorUgdgHZuGD-8yAW9pMaOEqWzRsnCr-bUTKOnAj65oQeXDuRgyg
>humiliates Bruce by dragging it out>humiliates EP40 and JT for their BS >humiliates Quin with dragging it out>humiliates Chaos Giraffe by dragging it out What makes this team think anyone is going to want to come here to help fix this shit unless they are forced to?
>>153727868he looks good in spurts no matter his usage but then does random stuff you are like WTF. Hence the chaos. Either or I think he is going to be happy to be off this sinking shit.
>>153727878they fell for it again
>>153727892>unless they are forced to?lucky for them, american sports leagues can force them
>>153727892"I grew up dreaming to play with the Canucks"
>>153727878Cap going up, this isn't as bad as people seem to think.
>>153727932yeah but sherwood isn't a 6M player
>>153727918Bedard did. So did Mack. Kids growing up in the 2000s actually saw them as good. Now they just run around at Surrey Eagles, Chilliwack Chiefs, and Vancouver Giants games in McDavid jerseys.
>the city of Cleveland
is it too late for laughton to trade for a better hairline
>>153727944all it takes is shitty ownership to sour the relations for teams, or the blindness of people loving a team as seen by the laffs
>>153727918welcome home "kent johnson"
>ugh I don't like my boss so now I'm going to pout and intentionally perform like shit at my 2 million dollar a year job
>>153728011>ugh I don't like my boss so now I'm going to pout and intentionally perform like shit at my 11 million dollar a year job located in beautiful sunny northern california where i can live like a god
>>153728011>now I'm going to pout and intentionally perform like shitbased>>153728060>now I'm going to pout and intentionally perform like shitbased
>last mr hockey finalist for hibbing, adam johnson 2013RIP #justice4johnson
Bichsel and Myers are gonna squish MacKinnon like a bug
>>153728093how many matchups do they have left?it's a shame we won't get to see them in the playoffs, fuck gary
>>153728093if they can get past the Wild first
Sherwood 5x5.75
>>153728120
>>153728093Bischel cried when he got hit by "Casey Cizikas"
>>153728138The convicted manslaughterer?
They're gonna do it, aren't they? They're gonna nuke the locker room for Thomas...
>>153728138And then Rantanen killed one of your players. And then your coach cried.
>>153728155I think they are out of the talks as of today.
>>153728120>that term>that AAVhave fun with that with the economy is tanking and the inevitable cap freeze kicking in again.
>>153728120just because he scored a goal last night? wew
>>153728174they are saving it for the tourney. do not worry. We got this. It's coming home.
Ohhhh kino goal in the MN tourney
fucking nasty that
>>153728174According to Seravalli (lol lmao rofl i know but still) it also includes trade protections.
>>153728166And Rantanen should've been suspended but the NHL loves your stars. Maybe play hockey instead of being retarded goons
bud is still triggered by rantanen kwab
>>153728260Rants dindu nuffin hes finnocent
yeah yeah yeah theres a hockey player named Bob Thom (sure) and he's "getting traded" to Buffalo (made up city). Sure, this sounds super real and not at all schizo.
more like rantaNIGGER
may I remind everyone that racism outside of /b is against the rules? settle down now.
>>153726680he must want to get traded to an american team. maybe Detroit or a sunny place
>>153726680he literally gave an interview post olympics saying he didn't give a shit about the nhl anymore
about to sniff korean qt's chair again
>>153728447
>>153726875 Tims is shit and over priced now. They went to shit once Burger King became part owner. Also depending where in Canada there is a good chance that a jeet will be handling.
ok hear me out: heated rivalry, but it's about pwhl instead
wow some real capitalists coming out of the woodwork for the Mc Don Don star sticks. The USA seller is in Washington State near Hongcouver
>players literally begging to get out of Vancouverkwab
redpill me on the elias peterson scrum?
>>153726875they have them in the states if you're for some reason planning to visit here but not Canada. In Michigan all over the lower peninsula and Buffalo NY. I think I remember there being one in NYC as well but theres a million more good places for coffee and a breakfast sandwich in NYCI'm surprised there isn't any Tim's in Florida yet all these years of Canadian refugees seems like a no brainer. But we're only now getting Wawa (Penn.) and Jets Pizza (Mich.) all over the state. Tims will take even longerAlso Mcdonalds in the US has the coffee bean supplier of Tim's. and honestly if you want donuts a small independent place will make better donuts than Tims. I go to this Asian owned place and it's the BOMB. and I dont bother with fast food breakfast sandwiches unless it's Hardee's (fresh biscuits) or Mc DON DON (actually legit good). Waffle House isn't fast food but its the essential american experience for breakfast in America tl;dr you're not missing much its just a Canadian pastime. Also you can get Tim's coffee at Target and Winn-Dixie. They have Tim's K-cups in Florida. Pretty sure on amazon you can order any food thing with a huge mark up.
>>153728549Just watch porn at that point. >but if it was also an anime about cute girls doing cute things Then I would watch yes I would yes sir.
>>153728561whats it like being so poor hockey cards on ebay trigger you into a melty?
>>153728745you weebs need to get castrated
>>153728745>but if it was also an anime about cute girls doing cute thingsthere was, it was absolute dogshit lolPuraOre! ~Pride of Orange~
>>153728784I could definitely afford that but $40 US for a McDonalds toy is stupid. You can buy the best in the league's rookie cards for less than that and those actually will likely go up in value rather than a McDonalds plastic toy only sold in Canucklandeven if I lived in Michigan though where a combo (like in Florida) costs like 8.79 for a Big Mac or something I wouldn't want to drive over to Windsor just to pay double because your guys economy is all fucked up. 20 bucks for a meal is redic when it costs less than half that in the states. and im not bothering go to a money exchange for a mc don don's meal
>>153728301Should've been suspended the night after anyways
>>153728855>I could afford to spend $40HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT THIS BIG BALLER OVER HERE
>>153728855It's an official licensed hockey stick replica, show some respect
>>153728155You're gonna lose Jack Quinn, two 1st round picks and Jordan Greenway.
am so thankful I work from home 4/5days because my stomach has been fucked today and I'm on my 9th shit of the day
>>153729074kekalainen wants to have a word with you
>>153728839ya but wasnt that idoltrash? not about it >>153728822do something about it then faggot
>>153729074Eat some fucking fiber nigga
>>153729188If you want to shit in a bathroom in Pittsburgh then go work for a hoagie shop
>>153729327what does he have against pitspök anyway
Just hours ago, #leafs head coach Craig Berube told reporters there'd be no "roster management" scratches tonight. But things change quickly this close to the trade deadline.Oliver Ekman-Larsson, Scott Laughton and Bobby McMann now being held out in New Jersey.
>>153729429laffsbros we're about to recoup our second round pick!
>>153728947im balking at even the USA Men's Hockey team Olympic GOLD MEDAL winner t-shirt costing $40 + shipping + tax. im not paying $40 for a plastic tech-deck style hockey stick
>>153729518The trade deadline is all about overpriced plastic crap, get in the spirit
>>153729518poor
>>153729344Spiritually similar to columbus
real?
A new thread might be nice
in about 500 seconds
It’s believed Parayko to Buffalo is going to happen. Things are being finalized. Player needs to approve, etc.
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